Caryn and the Slut
Hello my name is Caryn. I am 49 years young and have been fighting other women since I was High School. I have 35 real fights since then. I am not married but have a boy friend and he knows about my hobby and supports it. I am 5'4 125 pounds. I have a nice shape or so I am told, 36ddd 23 35 with long brown hair. Also I am bi so I guess you can tell how most of my fights have ended. I will do anything to please my boy friend, either in the bedroom or anyplace else, so one can only imagine my surprise when I open the mail the other day.
He was away on a trip a couple of weeks ago, nothing abnormal about that, but it is what came to our house that floored me. It was a letter and a number of photos of a very built blonde woman that showed just about all of her and what it seemed she liked to do with fruits and vegetables. Like I said before I will do just about anything to keep Greg happy but those photos almost made me sick. The letter sent to him was very graphic about what she wanted to do with him and to him. I was about to blow up at him when he got home from work that evening but after I thought about it a bit more there was nothing in that letter that said anything about them meeting or anything, call me a fool but I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt. I had to put a plan in the works how I was going to get to the bottom of this, so I sent this big bitch an e-mail pretending to by Greg and invited her to our house in two weeks. Greg was going to be gone over that weekend so he would no nothing about my plan and me and this slut could settle things ourselves.
On that Friday I said so long to him and he told me he would be back on Sunday afternoon. I stayed home from work that day and got everything ready for my little surprise. I pulled my car in the garage and left the door unlocked and in my letter told her to come right in. It was about 6 PM that night when I heard a car pull in and I went in the back and waited for the bitch. I heard the door open and she called out his name and that is when I came around the corner and I guess both of us were shocked at the sight of each other. She, because she knew nothing about me, and me because in front of me was this Amazon of a woman. She had to be almost 6 feet tall, and had a chest on her that made me almost cry. She had to at least 42”. Now like I said she was built from the photos but in person she was even bigger.
I asked what she was doing here and she gave me some sort of an excuse of being at the wrong house. I said no, that she was at the right house, but I mean what was she doing sending Greg those photos of her and that little story about what she wanted to do. I guess my tone was getting a bit bitchy as she gave me a look as if to say “Who the hell are you to be talking to me like that?” I informed her that Greg was my boy friend and that she would smart to stop sending him anything in the future. Well that must have set her off as she yelled that Greg had said nothing about me to her and that being the case, he must be looking elsewhere for something I was not giving him. I stood my ground and yelled right back at her that he had no need to look anyplace for anything.
She said that he even invited her this weekend that is when I told her that is was me who did the inviting and he knew nothing about it. See I told her I ant to settle this woman to woman if she thought she was up for the challenge. I was having second thoughts about that at this moment in time as I did not expect this very large woman to come to our house, but I was not going to back down at this point being afraid of loosing him if I did, I knew she would tell him of my plan and that would be the end of me and him.
I remembered that I did not even introduce myself to her and I did so at this time. I said my name is Caryn. She responded by saying her name was Beth. Well Beth the way I see it you have two choices at this point in time. She asked what those would be. I told her she could either turn her big blonde ass around and leave or she and I would settle things ourselves. She took off her coat and asked where she could put it and at that point I guess I had her answer. I said follow me and lead her to the guest room and told her she could put her things away there.