Well, folks, we’re two matches into our event. Jessica Biel took match one, but not before she absorbed her fair share of abuse at the hands of Eliza Dushku. In match 2, we had Kelly Carlson find out the hard way that this is for real as Ali Larter punished her unmercifully before gaining the victory by submission. We would like to take this opportunity to let you know that, while the tournament matches will be held Monday thru Friday for the next four weeks, there will be special events held on Saturdays. These special events will allow our wrestlers to gain extra points for the tournament and will also allow our new fans to get a look at some of the league wrestlers who aren’t participating in it. This Saturday, we have an eight team, single-elimination, tag-team tournament. So far, the entries are Shannon Elizabeth and Ali Larter, Kristanna Loken and Sarah Foster, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel and Brooke Burns and Kim Smith. There are still 4 spots available. We will also have singles matches during the day featuring some of our other wrestlers including Brooke Burke taking on Nikki Ziering, Brittany Daniel against Kate Bosworth and our main event….two women who truly hate each other, Carmen Electra and Pam Anderson in a no-submission contest.

Now, though, on to our next match. Two of our mighty mites will face off with the 5’3 Kelly Monaco taking on 5’2 Christina Aguilera. Kelly has really exhibited a competitive streak during her training and is very excited about the event. She is another potential favorite to win the whole thing. Her trainer says she has remarkable stamina and will likely win a few matches by just wearing bigger opponents down. Aguilera, too, has trained hard, but her overall lack of strength will pose a huge obstacle for her when matched up against most of the wrestlers. She just doesn’t pack the punch you need to be able to match up with the bigger girls. This might be a good start for her, though, since she won’t really be at a leverage disadvantage. Of course, if she allows Kelly the opportunity to “muscle” her around, it could be a long night…

Both wrestlers are in the ring now, Aguilera in a red on black bustier with black bikini bottom and Monaco in a deep blue bikini (top and bottom). Both women look amazing as they stretch themselves to get ready for the match. The ref signals the start of the match and here we go…

As Kelly strides out towards the center of the ring, Christina flies across and nails her with a spear. This caught Monaco totally off-guard and before she knows it, Aguilera is on top of her, punching her in her chest, ribs and breasts. Kelly’s arms are free, but she’s working to feverishly on the defensive to mount any counter. She manages to block some of the blows, but most are getting through, particularly to the ribs and breasts. Christina is screaming wildly as she continues to flail away. Finally, Kelly manages to buck her off and rolls to try and get up. As she gets to her knees, Christina grabs her right arm (she has already sprung back to her feet) and holds it up as she launches her knee into Kelly’s ribcage. She continues to drive her knee into her foe’s right side as Kelly leans into the ropes. After a four-count from the ref (and a good six shots to the ribs), Christina grabs a handful of Kelly’s hair and yanks her out to the middle of the ring, Kelly crawling on her hands and knees. Once she gets her opponent to the center, Christina yanks her hair and stands her up. Already, Kelly is showing the ill-effects of having the battle taken to her early, covering her ribs with her right arm. As she gets to her feet, though, Monaco manages to launch a forearm shiver into Aguilera’s ribcage. Immediately, Aguilera’s right hand releases its hold on Kelly’s hair and moves to cover the ribs. Kelly takes the opportunity to slap a side head lock onto her opponent and snaps her over on to her back. Hoping to get some time to recover from the early blows to her own ribs, Kelly wrenches down on the head lock, lying across Christina’s chest. Christina cannot manage to power out of the hold and is starting to feel the effects. She decides to try and get back to her feet, but as she does, Kelly makes sure she has to lift the weight of both women. As she finally manages to get to her feet, Christina is met with a punch directly on her forehead. “Ref, she can’t do that. There’s no punching in the face because of our careers. It was agreed.”

“Ref, I haven’t punched her pretty little face”, says Monaco as she drives another left into Christina’s forehead. “I’m hitting her in a spot that could get slammed into a turnbuckle.”
The ref nods his agreement as Monaco drives her fist into Aguilera’s forehead a third time. She does it again. And again. Christina is getting visibly wobbly now. Suddenly, Aguilera launches her forearm into Kelly’s ribs in a desperate attempt to stop the torment. Instantly, Kelly is reminded of the punishment she received earlier and in her shock, she allows Christina another blow to the ribs. With that, she releases the head lock and tries to stumble away. As she does, Christina violently grabs her by the hair and positions her in an abdominal stretch. Once she locks in, Christina uses her free hand to drive punches into Kelly’s exposed ribs. After 3 blows, Kelly has had enough and submits. Christina releases the hold and backs away, leaning on the ropes, rubbing her forehead. Kelly realizes during the break that her opponent has created a weak spot on her and that she won’t be able to take a lot of abuse there. She resolves herself to make sure she protects the ribs as much as possible.

As the ref signals the restart, both women are standing, Kelly in the center of the ring and Christina by the ropes. Kelly stays in a defensive posture as Christina starts towards her. As her attacker approaches, Kelly dives at her ankles, taking her down face-first. She bends Christina’s legs back, sits on them and grabs her wrists putting her in a brutal surfboard hold. As she pulls back with all her might, she hears Christina scream her submission. “I can’t hear you, bitch. What are you saying?” The ref has begun his count, but Aguilera screams another submission. As he gets to four, the hold is released. Kelly stays right on top of her hobbled opponent, though, sitting up on the left knee and straddling Christina putting her right foot on the other side of her.
“Ref, make her get away,” Christina says, still lying on her stomach.
The ref says nothing, continuing to check the time. As he signals the restart, Kelly drives her fist into Christina’s kidney area. “See, whore, I don’t have to get away from you. I just can’t make contact with you until the restart. You’re about to really hate life.” As she speaks, she continues to drive her fist into the same area. After about 15 blows to the kidney, Kelly grabs a handful of her foe’s bleached locks and drags her to her feet. She lifts her up, shows her around the ring to the crowd, brings her back to the middle and drops her down across an outstretched knee in a devastating back-breaker. While she has her over her knee, Kelly grabs her throat in one hand and her thigh in the other and bends her back, eliciting a tormented scream from Christina. After about 15 seconds, Aguilera issues another submission. Again, Kelly waits out the 4 count before discarding Aguilera to the mat. Christina writhes on the mat in pain, turning back toward Kelly as she does so. Kelly stands and straddles her again, waiting for the signal from the ref. As he signals, she reaches down and positions Christina in a camel clutch, wrenching back and using her hands to cover the mouth and nose of her hapless victim. Aguilera cannot speak (or breathe, for that matter), nor can she get her hands in contact with anything to tap out. The terrified look in her eyes isn’t enough for the ref to award the submission. He explains she can tap, but her hands flop to no avail. He tells her to signal “thumbs-up” if she want to give and she quickly does. The ref signals the third submission for Aguilera, but Kelly continues the hold. Christina is almost out when he reaches 4 and the hold is released.
Again, Kelly stays right on top of her opponent, offering no sense of relief or hope of escape. As Christina rolls to her back, trying to catch her breath, the ref signals the restart and Kelly latches on to her hair, dragging her to her feet. Kelly pauses as Christina’s face gets to her navel and she presses it into her belly. While the crowd loves it, the move has no actual effect on Christina other than humiliation. Kelly continues to slide Christina’s face up her midsection until, without warning, Christina drive her fist into Kelly’s crotch. Kelly doesn’t release the hair, or even move as she stands with her mouth in an O shape and no sound coming out. Christina takes the opportunity to drive her fist, yet again, into her tormentor’s crotch, this time causing Kelly to drop to a knee. Christina finishes her ascent, circles around Kelly, grabs her right arm and drives her knee into Kelly’s ribs again. She repeats the move another five times. Afterwards, she rolls Kelly up into a “small package” pin. At the count of two, Kelly manages to break the pin. She tries to crawl away from Christina and get some space, but Christina slides in behind her, wrapping her legs around Kelly’s torso and applying a leg scissors with her thigh right on Kelly’s wounded rib area. Quickly, Kelly shouts her submission, but Christina keeps the hold on. As the ref counts 4, she releases, stands up, grabs Kelly’s hair and drives her knee to the ribs again. The ref steps in a physically stops Christina from continuing.
“You never made her leave me alone,” protests Christina. But the ref just continues to hold her in place. While she argues with him, Kelly manages to get to her feet and even get behind Christina. She is really hurting now and understands that if she doesn’t find a way to get the upper hand, she may end up with a serious injury (if she doesn’t have one already), and that’s no way to stay competitive in this tournament (especially considering this is a three-match week for her).
The ref signals the restart as he backs away from a still protesting Christina. Not seeing Kelly where she left her puts an end to the protest just in time to feel Kelly side-kick her in the knee. Christina screams and immediately lifts the injured limb. Kelly grabs her ankle and takes Christina down to the mat, keeping her leg elevated. She sends four more kicks into the knee, drawing screams with every one. Afterwards, she steps in and positions Christina for a figure-four leg lock. As she hits the mat and locks it in, Christina submits. Again, Kelly keeps the torture up for the four-count, then releases.
Christina sits up during the break, rubbing her knee and trying to formulate a plan. The ref signals the restart and Kelly immediately drops back on top of her. This time, she traps Christina in a front-face lock while sitting in front of her. “I only get one more submission point, and I think you’ll really hate this,” she says as she wraps her legs around Christina’s waist and completes the hold. Christina’s ribs are being crushed and she’s being choked out. She panics. She tries hitting Kelly in the ribs again, but there isn’t enough power in her to dissuade Kelly from the torture she’s putting Christina through. Finally, she taps Kelly’s back signaling a fifth submission. Kelly really ratchets down on the hold now, realizing she only has the four-count left to apply it. When she releases, Christina collapses against her, laying her head on Kelly’s breast. “She can move if she wants, ref. I’m not impeding her and I’m not continuing any action”.
The ref seems satisfied with Kelly’s explanation and doesn’t force a move. Christina, barely cognizant of her predicament, swings her arm in an attempt to move away from Kelly, but all she can do is continue to rest her head on Kelly’s breast and now she has her hand on Kelly’s hip. She looks content to sleep right there.
“You need a nap, little girl“, Kelly taunts. “I’ll put an end to this soon enough. But you really hurt me, and now I need to punish you a little before I finish you off.”
With that, the ref signals continuation and Kelly grabs Christina’s hair, interrupting her rest. She forces Christina into the corner and slaps her across the chest. The echo of the slap reverberates through the auditorium, drawing a collective “Ooh!” from the crowd. Christina hardly moves and is effectively sitting in the ropes. Kelly steps back, bends over and drives her shoulder into Aguilera’s mid section. Twice. And a third time. After about ten such blows, she grabs her foe around the waist, pulling her from the corner and sliding her arms down upending Christina and putting her flat on her back with her legs in the air in the corner. Keeping her legs apart, Kelly jumps straight up and lands a forceful stomp into Christina’s crotch. This awakens Christina into a primal scream. “That’s just payback, bitch”, scowls Kelly. She drags her defeated foe into the center of the ring, rolls her up for the pin and takes the match.