Celebrity Wrestling

Night 3: Match 1

So, after one time through the roster, the standings look like this:

Name W L points

1. Kelly Monaco 1 0 15

1. Jessica Simpson 1 0 15

1. Victoria Silvestedt 1 0 15

1. Jessica Alba 1 0 15

5. Sarah Foster 1 0 12

5. Jennifer Garner 1 0 12

7. Jessica Biel 1 0 10

7. Susan Ward 1 0 10

7. Brittney Spears 1 0 10

10. Ali Larter 1 0 5

11. Eliza Dushku 0 1 4

12. Shannon Elizabeth 0 1 3

13. Christina Aguilera 0 1 2

13. Kristanna Loken 0 1 2

15. Kelly Carlson 0 1 0

15. Kim Smith 0 1 0

15. Brooke Burns 0 1 0

15. Elisha Cuthbert 0 1 0

15. Rachel Bilson 0 1 0

15. Josie Maran 0 1 0

So far, we've had some pretty heated matches and some brutal beat-downs, but entertaining matches, all of them. It's time now, though, to check and see what kind of condition some of these athletes are in as some will be wrestling not just their second match, but a second night in a row. Time to look for some separation between the contenders and the pretenders as things certainly won't be getting any easier for our girls. Tonight, all 4 of our 15 point wrestlers will be in the ring with Victoria locking up with Ali Larter in a battle of first-match winners and Kelly Monaco squaring off with Rachel Bilson. Possibly the premier match of the night, though, will be Jessica Simpson battling Jessica Alba, two 15 point winners grappling in the night's 3 rd match. Simpson absolutely dominated her first match, punishing Kelly Smith. Alba impressed with her victory over Josie Maran, but it'll be interesting to see how she reacts to getting in the ring two nights in a row. For now, though, our first two competitors look ready in the ring, so let's see how Victoria follows up her punishing win over Elisha Cuthbert last night…

Eagerly awaiting the start of the match, Victoria Silvestedt stretches her arms in the corner, staring intently at her opponent, Ali Larter. She doesn't have the same size advantage as she did in her first match, but at 5'11, she's still a good 3 inches taller than Ali and she is clearly the more muscular of the two wrestlers. Tonight, she's wearing a light blue bikini. The bottoms are pulled way up over the hips and the top is struggling to contain her bountiful breasts. Ali is covered in a red one-piece cut way up on the hips, showing off her long, beautiful legs.

The signal is given to start and both women approach each other in the center. Ali pauses, getting into a defensive stance as Victoria walks right to her, slapping her right hand on to Ali's throat. Ali's hands dart up to throat as Victoria steps in and trips her, forcing her backward to the mat and maintaining her choke hold. Leveraging the hold from above, Victoria is really cutting the oxygen supply and the ref's count finally forces the break. Ali tries to roll away from Victoria, but Victoria stays with her and drives a fist into the kidney area. Ali tries to roll again, maybe get all the way to the ropes, but Victoria pins her left shoulder to the mat with her knee and drives another fist into the kidney area. She repeats the move several times, bludgeoning her blonde opponent as the ref admonishes her for using the fist. After about 10 blows, he starts a count. Her 12 th blow comes at the count of 4 and she relents.

Still trapped under Victoria's knee, Ali groans in pain. Victoria grabs a handful of hair and drags her to her feet. She walks her to the corner and slams her head into the turnbuckle. She then places Ali's left arm over the top rope, secures the wrist with her left hand and drives her elbow into Larter's shoulder. She continues this abuse, dropping the elbow into the same spot 4 times before the ref can get her to break. Without offering a hint of escape, Victoria switches her target to the kidney area yet again, raining punch after punch. She lands six punches before the ref finally backs her off. He warns her not to abuse the rules as she pulls Ali back out of the corner by her hair.

Victoria leads her stumbling opponent back to the center of the ring and effortlessly lifts her into a bear hug. Ali's air is instantly driven from her and the pressure on her lower back is causing her enormous pain. She reaches up to try and punch Victoria who charges and rams her back into the corner, releasing the hold. Again, Victoria grabs a handful of blond locks and drags her foe to the center. Again, she lifts Ali into a crushing bear hug. Ali does not even offer a counter this time, instead opting to try and submit. Before she can speak, Victoria rams her into the corner again. Ali's arms fly over the top ropes as Victoria steps back to admire her work.

Ali's head is sagging and she's barely able to stand as her powerful nemesis doubles a fist and drives a punch into her chest. This move, she repeats, striking Ali in about the same spot 4 times before, again, the ref has to stop her. “If you had tits like mine, that might not hurt as bad,” Victoria taunts as she drags Ali out of the corner again. She lifts her up into a bear hug again as they reach the center of the ring. Ali's arms are dangling, but her legs hug Victoria's waist, trying in vain to ease the pain. Quickly, she issues a submission. As the ref counts, trying to get Victoria to break the hold, Ali is, again, driven back into the corner by her beastly opponent.

During the wait for the restart, Ali rests limply in the corner as Victoria is pacing back and forth in front of her. At the restart, she drags Ali out again to the center of the ring. She easily lifts her up and over her shoulder, applying a back-breaker hold. Ali screams as Victoria jumps, cranking up the severity of the hold. Ali screams another submission as Victoria leaps again. As the ref counts her, Victoria completes one more leap, then unceremoniously dumps her foe.

With two points in hand, Victoria scoops Ali up again at the restart. She lifts her lifeless victim up and drops her down over her outstretched knee. Another devastating back-breaker. Ali is in tears now, as the pain in her back is unbearable. Victoria lets her fall to the mat where she rolls her to her stomach. She stands and straddles Ali, facing her feet. She reaches down and grabs Ali's ankles and squats into a Boston Crab hold, instantly forcing the third submission for Ali. After the 4 count, she releases the hold and looks to the ref. “See? I got that point real easy. As long as she just lays there like my bitch and takes it, I won't have to hurt her very much more. She may have to stay off her back for a while, but from what I can see of her, there can't be too many men that will be disappointed with that. Why would they want to bed-down a girl with the chest of an underdeveloped 12 year-old? 12 year-old boy , that is.”

The ref signals the restart and Victoria goes right back to work, back being the operative word. This time, she grabs up a still belly-bound Larter's arms, locking them into a painful camel clutch. Ali screams her submission as Victoria latches on to both of her breasts. “This is what I'm talking about, ref. You can't even see her tits while my hands are there. That's a joke. If she ever got the opportunity to handle my breasts, she would know what real ones feel like.” She maintains the hold as the ref, distracted by her commentary, finally gets the count to 4, easing the pain for Ali. Victoria drops her back down to the mat and stands over her awaiting the restart, happy to have 4 points already.

At the restart, Victoria grabs Ali's left wrist and right ankle. She sits down, kicking her feet into Ali's back, ready to torture her some more. She yanks back on the limbs she's holding, arching Ali's back again. Quickly, Ali submits a 5 th time in a blood-curdling scream. Victoria crawls over to her. “It's almost over, honey. You want me to put an end to your suffering?” Victoria taunts as she gets right up in Ali's face. Ali doesn't respond except to lie in pain on the mat. The ref restarts the match and Victoria rolls her to her back. She puts her shins on Ali's shoulders, lowering her voluptuous ass down on to Ali's face. Ali can't breath as the ref counts her out; 1, 2, 3. Victoria doesn't get up, deciding, instead, to wiggle around a bit, drawing a raucous cheer from the crowd. The ref tries to remove her and finally she relents after about 45 seconds. Victoria struts around the ring for a minute or two, soaking up the adulation of the crowd, then exits. The ref helps bring Ali around and security comes out and helps her to her dressing room.