Celebrity Wrestling

Night 4, Match 1

Well, we have three nights in the books so far. We've had some really hard-fought matches, some surprises and a few wrestlers who just don't seem like they'll cut it. At present, with half the ladies having fought twice and half once, the standings look like this:

Name W L points

1. Kelly Monaco 2 0 30

1. Victoria Silvestedt 2 0 30

1. Jessica Alba 2 0 30

4. Eliza Dushku 1 1 16

5. Jessica Simpson 1 1 15

6. Sarah Foster 1 0 12

6. Jennifer Garner 1 0 12

8. Jessica Biel 1 0 10

8. Susan Ward 1 0 10

8. Brittney Spears 1 0 10

11. Shannon Elizabeth 1 1 8

12. Ali Larter 1 1 5

13. Christina Aguilera 0 1 2

13. Kristanna Loken 0 1 2

15. Kelly Carlson 0 2 0

15. Kim Smith 0 1 0

15. Brooke Burns 0 2 0

15. Elisha Cuthbert 0 1 0

15. Rachel Bilson 0 2 0

15. Josie Maran 0 1 0

Tonight's matches will feature some of our top fighters facing off while some of our lower-rated women will try to get back into the hunt. We start off with a beauty. Jennifer Garner will step into the ring to face Jessica Biel in a match-up of undefeated wrestlers. Sarah Foster and Susan Ward are also undefeated and will participate in the night's third match. Kim Smith and Christina Aguilera will close the night in a match pitting to winless competitors. So tonight won't be short on action as the remaining fighters try and keep pace with the women at the top of the standings. Without further ado, here comes match number 1…

In the ring, Jessica Biel is dancing side to side in her corner, eagerly anticipating the match's start. She's wearing a black bikini and black wrestling boots. The bikini shows off her magnificent form. Her powerful shapely legs. Her amazingly well toned abs. The cannons she has for arms. This is one truly fit woman and she's ready to go. In the other corner, Jennifer Garner stretches, not hopping around like her opponent. She's wearing red bikini shorts, red cross-over bikini top and red shoes. Her left knee is wrapped with trainer's tape trying to keep it stable after the abuse it took on Tuesday at the hands of Kristanna Loken. Both women are 5'8, and have similar strength and quickness.

As the match starts, both wrestlers head to the center, Jessica offering a test of strength. Garner is ok with this and they lock hands, each trying to force the other to her knees. Biel starts to bend Garners hands slightly back, exerting her strength and surprising her foe, who's 10 years her senior. As her strength starts to fail her, though, Garner launches a quick kick into Biel's gut. Jessica tries to double over, but her hands are still locked with Jennifer's and she can't protect herself. Jennifer launches her knee into her winded foe's gut as she forces her to the mat. Jessica is now on her knees, her hands bent painfully back and she's having her belly punished by the constant barrage of knees Jennifer is driving into her. After at least ten shots to Biel's tummy, Garner releases the right hand and grabs the left with both hands, twisting over her head as she drags Jessica back to her feet. Jessica grunts as pain shoots through her arm. Garner bends the arm in and violently yanks it back straight, shooting pain into the left shoulder. She repeats the move as her rival shows no ability to stop her. After a third yank on the arm, Garner twists it again over her head, stinging Biel's whole arm as if it were on fire. She then steps in, lifts Biel into a fireman's carry and slams her down on her back, maintaining her grip on the wrist.

Biel, looking up from her back at her opponent, is still trying to rub the pain in her arm out as it continues to be trapped. Garner is standing over her, still holding the twisted and battered limb. Garner's feet are right by Biel's head. Before Biel can figure an escape plan, though, Garner's feet move as she jumps up and drops her right leg across Biel's shoulder. Again, the arm and shoulder radiate with pain. The crowd is frenzied as they are witnessing total domination so far. With her shoulder still being held down by Garner's thigh, Biel feels her wrist being bent towards her head. Garner has her in a wrist lock and is bending her elbow and wrist. Biel finally submits as Garner starts pressing the wrist towards the floor, pouring the pain on and pushing her over her limit. The submission causes Garner to release, claiming the match's first point.

Biel gets back to her feet during the break. Her left arm is still tingling and sore from the holds Garner was using on her. She's also just starting to get her wind back as the ref restarts the match. Jennifer starts towards Jessica looking to capitalize on her momentum. Biel tries getting into a defensive position, but she can't lift her left arm. Garner steps to her and grabs her throat and left wrist and drives her back into the corner. She pulls Biel's left arm over the top rope and drives an elbow right down on the shoulder. She then switches hands holding the left wrist now with her left hand as she faces her defenseless competitor. She starts driving her right fist into Jessica's ribs as the ref tells her to get the action out of the corner. She ignores him as she continues to punish Biel's ribs. Six punches. Seven punches. The ref is finally counting and she gets to ten before she has to release.

After she releases, she drags Jessica to the center of the ring by her hair. Once in the center, she lifts her up and drops her across an outstretched knee, forcing Jessica's ribs to take the weight of the move. She doesn't release her, though, as she lifts her again, repeating the move. After her second repetition, she lifts Jessica yet again, this time dropping her in a power slam right in the center of the ring. The ref starts to count as Jennifer has landed on Jessica in a pinning position, but she grabs Jessica's hair and lifts her shoulders from the mat, breaking the count. She continues to her feet, dragging Jessica with her. As they get to their feet, Jennifer locks her up in an abdominal stretch, exposing the left rib-cage again. Once locked in, Jennifer goes back to punching the exposed ribs, offering no mercy for her wounded enemy. After three punches, Jessica issues a second submission. This is starting to feel a lot like her first match as Eliza Dushku had dominated her early, punishing her back. Jessica doesn't want to see another opponent drag 4 points out of her through submission.

At the restart, Jessica is still on a knee in the center of the ring, unable to get all the way to her feet. As Garner approaches, though, she launches a punch to the gut, catching her off-guard. Garner doubles over grabbing her belly as Biel continues to try and get to her feet. As she does, Garner grabs her left wrist again. Before she can start back to working the wrist, though, Garner is rocked by a quick kick to the left knee. She drops to the mat, kneeling on her right knee and holding the left. While she's in that position, Biel leans into the ropes behind her and springs off, using the momentum to stomp Garner's back. The force of the kick drives Garner face-first into the center of the ring. Jessica takes advantage by straddling her and lifting her into a camel clutch. Very quickly, Garner submits, causing Biel to release the hold. She has earned her first point of the match, though.

Jessica uses the break to rest in a corner as Jennifer quickly gets to her feet to wait out the break. She's shaking her head at Biel in disapproval. “You had to get cheap and go for the knee? Are you really that scared of what I might do to you?” She says to Biel as the break continues. The crowd has been getting on her, too, not liking to see her take advantage of a weakness she didn't cause. Biel is starting to get very upset at all of this, though.

The ref signals restart and Jennifer starts towards Jessica. Biel, though, charges out of the corner towards her and scoops her up off the mat, essentially holding her up using only her right arm. She slams Garner upside down in the corner and locks her ankles over the top rope, suspending her there. She begins driving her knee into the breasts and mid-section of her dangling nemesis as the ref tries to pull her back. Finally he manages to separate her from Jennifer after about 7 blows. The crowd roars their approval, now, as Biel has mounted her own offense. The ref tries to free Jennifer from the ropes, but as he does, Jessica steps back in and starts kicking Jennifer in the gut. After about 6 good kicks, he wrestles her away from the corner again and gets back to trying to free her foe.

Once he gets Jennifer's legs free, she flops straight to the mat. Jessica steps in and drags her out of the corner by her hair. Once she gets her to the center, she traps her in a sleeper hold, wrapping her python-like arms around Jennifer's head, cutting off her oxygen. Garner flails her arms, attempting to get the two of them to the ropes, but she can't get Biel to budge. The crowd is frenzied watching one beautiful brunette being squeezed unconscious by the other. After about 30 seconds, Garner submits, realizing she can't break the hold any other way. Biel releases the hold, allowing her to drop straight to the mat. “How about that? I didn't have to touch your silly little knee that time. You got any thing else to say before I finish you off?” Biel taunts as the break speeds by.

At the restart, Biel grabs Garner up again by her hair. This time, she forces Garner's head between her legs and raises her hands up, playing to the crowd. The audience is roaring again at the sight of Garner's head helplessly trapped between Biel's sexy thighs. Jessica lifts her up by the torso, putting Jennifer up on her shoulders. She then drives Jennifer to the mat, executing a thunderous power-bomb. Jennifer bounces off the mat, but lies otherwise motionless. Biel slides down and rolls her up, gaining the three-count and wining her second match. As she gets off of Jennifer, she taunts again, “How ‘bout that? Maybe you shouldn't run your mouth during a match in the future.”

With that, she gets up and leaves the ring as the crowd cheers her win.