Celebrity Wrestling

Susan Ward v Ali Larter

By coach26

We'll take this opportunity to update the standings in the Celebrity Wrestling Tournament as they now include all points gained in the optional “bonus matches” on Saturday.

1. Jessica Alba 3 0 68

2. Jessica Biel 2 0 45

2. Victoria Silvestedt 3 0 45

4. Jessica Simpson 2 1 41

5. Kelly Monaco 2 1 33

6. Eliza Dushku 1 1 29

7. Susan Ward 2 0 27

8. Brittney Spears 2 1 26

9. Kim Smith 2 1 25

9. Kristanna Loken 1 1 25

11. Josie Maran 1 1 23

12. Sarah Foster 1 1 20

13. Jennifer Garner 1 2 17

14. Shannon Elizabeth 1 1 13

15. Ali Larter 1 1 10

16. Kelly Carlson 0 3 5

16. Brooke Burns 0 2 5

16. Rachel Bilson 0 3 5

19. Christina Aguilera 0 3 2

20. Elisha Cuthbert 0 2 0

As you can see, the optional matches provide an excellent opportunity to improve a wrestler's standing. Every point matters because the double-elimination tournament will be seeded (#1 v #16, etc…). While the leaders seem to be generating separation from the pack, a real battle seems to be brewing for the last slot. Kelly, Brooke, Rachel and Christina have yet to distinguish themselves with a win. At this juncture, four of the five would be on the outside looking in. Cuthbert has already lost her opportunity to earn the first win from these five young ladies. Burns will get her shot in tonight's fourth match. Aguilera lost out on a guaranteed 5 points by missing her tag-team match. The middle of the pack will also see a little jockeying tonight. Of the 7 wrestlers within 9 points of each other, 5 find themselves on tonight's card. Maran did her part by pulling out an incredible win in our first contest. We'll see how the rest handle themselves as the night unfolds.

Once back in the dressing room, Josie Maran collapses on the trainer's table. Jessica Biel repositions her friend so that she's lying on her stomach and gets her a pillow. She calls the training staff to get someone out to look at Josie whose entire body suffered at the hands of Elisha Cuthbert. The somewhat dried mask of blood on her face indicates the level of destruction offered by her blonde opponent. Jessica wets a rag at the sink and starts washing the blood from her friend.

“I can't believe you pulled that out, Josie,” she tells the exhausted brunette. “I knew Elisha was tough, but I didn't know she had a mean streak like that. She was brutal.” Josie doesn't offer a response, content instead to allow her beautiful buddy to help clean her up. “Told you not to underestimate her. Hey, do you want me to call Jess? When I have to get out there, it might be best if someone is in here with you. She'll come.”

“I'm ok,” the battered warrior finally replies. “She needs her rest. Anyway, the trainer will be here in a bit. I don't think I want to move for the rest of the week. That bitch just kept kicking me in the crotch. You'd think she didn't have one of her own or something.”

Josie's complaining ceases when a knock on the door interrupts. Jessica opens the door, expecting the trainer, but sees the blonde spitfire who put her friend in such a great deal of pain. Immediately, Jessica bows up, ready to fight Elisha to keep her away from Josie.

“Relax, Biel ,” the blonde says. “I'm not here to cause trouble. I just wanted to see if Josie is ok. I wanted the win and I probably went overboard trying to get it. Is she all right?”

Before Jessica can answer, Josie speaks up. “No, Elisha, I'm not all right. I should have known better than to take the match for granted, but for your part, you did what you needed to do. I respect that. Good job.”

“Not good enough,” responds the blonde. I can't believe you countered that pin. I thought you were done.”

“I'm lucky you're as petite as you are. And when you pulled my leg up, you gave me the momentum to roll us both over. I doubt I could have started that by myself. I got lucky.”

“Well, I hope you get to feeling better soon.” And Elisha headed off, wanting some medical attention of her own.

In the ring, our two competitors look ready to go. The 5'8 Ali Larter stretches in her corner, eyeing her opponent across the ring. Ali's sporting red bikini shorts, a grey tank that clings to her upper body like tape and red wrestling boots. Susan Ward, her 5'4 adversary, stands in her corner, staring back at her. Susan's milky white skin contrasts nicely against her dark blue string bikini and Blue boots. Her muscular definition draws a lot of cheers from the crowd. The ref signals for the start of the match and we are underway.

Ali steps out of her corner towards the center and sees the shorter brunette moving quickly at her. She starts to skip out of the way of the hard-charging Ward, but Susan manages to grab her left wrist. She twists the wrist over her head, creating a burning pain in Larter's arm. Ali moans a little, reaching for her shoulder. Susan keeps after her by bending the arm and snapping it back out. She keeps repeating the move, drawing screams each time from Larter. Ali tries to pull them both towards the ropes, but the brunette is too strong. A fifth jerk of the arm drops Ali to a knee. Susan takes advantage of the situation, stepping over the arm and straddling it. She then leaps and lands on the upper arm while jerking back on the wrist. Ali drops to the mat face-first, writhing in pain but still unable to get her arm away from Susan. Ward turns around, keeping a hold of the wrist and positioning the blonde. When she has her where she wants her, Susan slides her into a crippler cross-face hold. Larter's screams fill the arena as her arm cannot take the abuse. She submits, only to have Susan crank down on the hold through the ref's count. When she releases, Susan stands on Ali's shoulder and complains to the ref. Ali screams and kicks the mat while the ref counts Susan off of the new and illegal torture she's putting the blonde through.

At the restart, Ali hasn't been able to get any space between her and Susan. Ward stomps viciously on the blonde's left shoulder. She continues stomping her while Ali tries again to get to the ropes. Once there, Susan grabs her hair and drags her back to the center of the ring. While continuing to grip her hair with the left hand, Susan begins driving her fist into Ali's forehead. The crowd picks a count up at four and continues until the brutal punches stop at twelve. Susan releases her hair and Ali stands on wobbly legs, unable to move away from the brunette. Susan steps back and drives her boot right into the blonde's pussy. Ali can't make a sound, she just collapses to her knees and covers her pussy with both hands. Susan steps behind her prey and applies a dragon sleeper which inspires the blonde to issue a second submission.

At the restart, Susan drags the lifeless Ali to her feet. She lifts the blonde up vertically, looking to execute a suplex. She holds her up for a few seconds to show off her strength, then drops to the mat, slamming Larter down on her head. The crowd gasps at the sick sight of Ali's body hitting the ground with a thud and twitching. Susan, unmoved by the crowd's concern, drags her to her feet again. Ali's eyes are glazed and she offers no effort to protect herself from the attack. Ward applies a front-face lock, then drops the blonde on her head again, this time a DDT. The blonde's beautiful body lies on the mat, no sign of life other than the shallow breaths she takes. Susan rolls her over and pins her, 1…2…3.