Celebrity Wrestling

Shannon Elizabeth v Eliza Dushku

By coach26

Well, so far this evening the matches have been quite brutal. Our first match of the evening turned out to be the best with Josie Maran battling through a tremendous beating at the hands of a rejuvenated Elisha Cuthbert to earn a surprising win. Beyond that, Ali Larter, Sarah Foster and Brooke Burns all ended up on the wrong end of serious beat-downs. As our fifth and final match of the evening awaits, lots of wrestlers mull about the arena. Most came this evening to scout opponents. Some had no better plans. A lot of the wrestlers that will form our second celebrity tournament gathered here this evening to see what their schedule might look like. After the conclusion of the evening's fourth match, an announcement notifies the eager women that prior to the start of match 5, a scheduling update would be provided.

In the dressing room of Jessica Biel, Josie Maran and Biel get a surprise visit from Jessica Alba. The bronzed brunette pops in and asks her friends how their matches went. The three beauties go over the evening's events in detail. Alba takes particular interest in the ring-side antics of Nikki and Jennifer, especially since Victoria Silvestedt seemed to be involved with them. She rubs Josie's back, trying to show her some support and provide a little comfort after the brutality in her match.

“So, what do you think the angle is with those two blonde bitches, Jess?” Biel asks her tag-team partner.

“It's hard to say,” Alba responds. “We didn't even talk to them on Saturday and I don't know either of them. One thing's for sure, though, getting involved in a match with those two won't be a good idea this weekend. They have something planned out and I wonder how much of it has to with your match against Victoria on Friday.”

“I'm not backing down from any of them,” Biel asserts. “I know I'm going to beat that blonde tart Friday and we can't lose when we're in the ring together.”

“Listen to me, Jess,” Alba says with some concern in her voice. “ Victoria is awfully good and she's powerful and brutal. I have all the confidence in the world that you can beat her, but let's make sure you have the weekend to recover. Even in a win over her, you'll feel it on Saturday. There's no sense risking your performance in the overall tournament just because these two whores think they can bait us. Please take the weekend off.”

“You're right,” Biel tells her roommate and then kisses her. “It just doesn't make sense to try and do too much this weekend.

The conversation concludes just before the announcement about Saturday airs. The board, having recognized the success of the weekend tag-team tournament, is offering one more. This time, though, one wrestler from the current tournament will be paired with a member of the next one. The first 8 ladies from each event to sign up will participate. The wrestlers will be randomly paired and the matches randomly scheduled. Each wrestler in the current event will receive 3 points for each match she participates in and 5 points for each win. The main event on Saturday will pit Demi Moore against Salma Hayek. There will also be 8 singles matches available for women from each event. After the tag-teams are set, volunteers will be taken for these matches. Wrestlers from the current event will get the same 3 points for participation and 5 for a win. Women involved in the tag-team tournament can participate in the singles matches only if the slots aren't filled by Wednesday.

In the ring, our last match of the evening is set to go. The ref has held his meeting and Shannon Elizabeth stretches in her corner. She's clad in skin-tight, blue Lycra pants with a silver stripe down the outside of each leg. They cling to her sexy legs all the way to her white wrestling boots. A blue bikini top finishes her outfit nicely. Across the ring, Eliza Dushku rests in her corner dressed in snuggly fit, green jogging shorts and a black sports bra with black wrestling boots. A lot of the ladies have gathered around the ring to watch this last match of the evening and as Dushku's introduction occurred, Nikki Ziering and Jennifer Garies led a chorus of “Quitter” chants. Eliza realizes that all of the ladies know how the match on Saturday went down (when she abandoned Jessica Simpson). She is embarrassed and wants out of the ring. Shannon notices her concern and starts towards her even before the start of the match is signaled.

The ref doesn't see her advance and signals the start of the match. Shannon builds steam, wanting to get after Eliza before the match has her full attention. Her plan works. Eliza turns to face her only to be met with a shoulder block to the gut, driving her into her own corner. Shannon repeatedly slams her shoulder into the gut of Dushku, getting the other wrestlers in the crowd off their feet and into a frenzy. Nikki and Jennifer start a new chant, “Beat her ass” while the sexy brunette keeps the punishment up. After 7 or 8 good gut shots, Elizabeth grabs the hair of her winded competitor and begins to drive her fist into her forehead. The crowd counts them out, “Four, Five, Six”. The ref steps between the brunette and her prey, forcing her out of the corner and admonishing her for her actions. Shannon steps past him and tugs Eliza out of the corner by her hair. She forces Eliza's head between her shapely thighs and waves to the crowd. A deafening roar ensues and Shannon lifts Eliza up and drops her on her head, executing a skull-crushing pile-driver.

Eliza lies motionless on the mat, totally at the mercy of her opponent. Shannon, realizing the opportunity to wrack up points, rolls the lifeless brunette over and places her in a Boston crab. The pain in her back brings life back to the groggy Dushku and she taps out. Through the break, the crowd roars chants of “quitter”. Once the restart is given, Shannon applies a camel clutch, gaining another quick point. The chants get louder and Shannon starts to dance in the ring to the beat the rhythm of the crowd. At the restart, Elizabeth locks a full-nelson in and again wrenches Eliza's torso off the mat, torturing her back some more. With no resistance, a third submission is issued.

The crowd gets even louder now, very appreciative of Shannon 's dominance and dancing. At the restart, Elizabeth yanks the limp brunette to her feet by her hair. She holds her foe up and drives a couple of fists into her forehead. She sees tears streaming down the face of her battered opponent and this spurs her on even more. She applies a headlock with her left arm and continues to smash Eliza's forehead. The crowd counts for her and at the twelfth blow, she notices blood on her fist. After fifteen, she tires. She backs the beaten brunette up and charges across the ring, delivering a devastating bull-dog. She gets up and parades around the ring, soaking up the adulation of the crowd when she hears the ref call for medical help to the ring. He ends the match. Shannon starts to complain to the ref and he explains that she gets ten more points because her opponent is unconscious and that counts as a pin. Shannon argues that she would get the full 15 out of this match and the ref tells her that is she had continued to wrack the submissions up, he'd have let her continue. She chose to attack her opponent's head injury, though, and as a result, the match is over. The ruling is unpopular with the crowd, but the medical staff points out to Shannon that Eliza has a concussion and that her health outweighs the consideration of the crowd or points. Disgusted with the ruling, Shannon slips out of the ring. The crowd's chant has shifted to “Loser” and they continue their serenade for the full fifteen minutes it takes to get Dushku safely from the ring.