Celebrity Wrestling

Jessica Biel v Christina Aguilera

By coach26

Wednesday evening is upon us and, once again, beautiful ladies trickle into the Frisco Convention Center . Kristanna Loken arrives first with her new partner, Susan Ward in tow. The two seem very happy, walking into the arena and going straight to Loken's dressing room. Very shortly after their arrival, Christina Aguilera shows up. Not nearly in as good a mood as her predecessors, she slowly heads to her dressing room. About 10 minutes later, we see Jessica Alba and Biel make their entrance. The two are discussing the events of the night before and trying to figure out what their new rivals motives and intentions might be. In short order thereafter, most of the other ladies with matches tonight as well as some of the wrestlers for CWII stroll in. In all of the dressing rooms and posted in the wrestler's lobby there is a notice that 3 wrestlers from the second tournament have signed up for the weekend matches leaving 5 spots. It also states that the matches will be best two of three format and that each win by a wrestler from this tournament will net her 5 bonus points. They will get three points for participation and all three falls will be fought in each match (affording the opportunity to gain 15 points). If the spots are filled by wrestlers who are not already participating in bonus matches, they will be opened to those who are. As for the standings after seven nights, they are as follows:

1. Jessica Alba 3 0 68

2. Jessica Biel 3 0 60

2. Victoria Silvestedt 4 0 60

4. Susan Ward 4 0 52

5. Josie Maran 3 1 49

6. Kelly Monaco 3 1 43

7. Jessica Simpson 2 2 41

8. Kristanna Loken 2 1 40

9. Eliza Dushku 1 3 31

10. Brittney Spears 2 1 26

10. Shannon Elizabeth 2 2 26

12. Kim Smith 2 1 25

12. Ali Larter 2 2 25

14. Sarah Foster 1 2 20

15. Jennifer Garner 1 2 17

16. Kelly Carlson 0 4 5

16. Brooke Burns 0 4 5

16. Rachel Bilson 0 3 5

19. Elisha Cuthbert 0 3 3

20. Christina Aguilera 0 3 2

Four wrestlers have yet to lose a match while five haven't tasted victory as yet. Bilson, Cuthbert and Aguilera have an opportunity tonight to crack the win column, but it won't be easy. In probably our feature match of the evening, Garner and Spears will be battling it out, jockeying for position. Both wrestlers currently find themselves in the leagues bottom half, but both were favorites coming in. We'll see which one takes an advantage, there.

Our first two competitors are in the ring, ready to go. Christina Aguilera still looks distracted as she relaxes in her corner. The nimble, little blonde wears a very modest black one piece and black boots. Across the ring, Jessica Biel dances in her corner wearing a solid blue bikini and blue boots. She looks around the ring as if for somebody, but focuses back on the ring when the ref calls for the start of the match.

Both wrestlers step towards each other, Biel with a little more confidence. The much bigger brunette grips Christina's wrist and applies a hammer lock on her left arm. A pained expression crosses Aguilera's beautiful face. Biel works the wrist up higher and higher, forcing some pleading from the blonde. Aguilera reaches back with her right hand, trying to get a hold of Jessica's hair, but the brunette slaps on a half-nelson, trapping her right arm. Aguilera's cries of pain get a little louder and she tries to guide the two towards the ropes, but Biel doesn't budge. Christina keeps her efforts up and Biel lifts the tiny beauty off her feet, slamming her face-first to the mat. Jessica releases the half-nelson and kneels atop her foe, continuing to crank the pressure in the hammer lock. Christina is in a bad, bad spot here and can't find an out. Jessica starts to dig her knee into the trapped blonde's kidney area, creating more discomfort for her. After a few seconds, she leaps up and drops her knee into the same spot. Christina grunts in response, still unable to free herself. Jessica repeats the move, happy that the match is going just the way she wants it. A third knee to the kidney seems to satisfy the brunette and she jerks her foe off of the mat by the hair, maintaining her hammer lock. She lifts the tiny blonde up and slams her over an outstretched knee in a devastating back-breaker. She cruelly bends the blonde back and after a short time, Christina offers her first submission.

During the break, Jessica notices that Kim Smith is ringside. Kim's wearing blue running pants and a pink t-shirt that says “Flirt” across the breast. She eyes Jessica, not saying anything to her. The ref signals restart and Biel turns back to Christina, who lies curled up on the mat. She again jerks the blonde off the mat by her hair, this time lifting her like a sack of potatoes over her shoulder. She aims the left shoulder just right and slams it down on her outstretched knee, drawing a loud shriek from her prey. Aguilera tries to crawl away, but Biel traps her in a cross-face, working the left shoulder yet again. Very quickly, Christina submits again, realizing that the match is rather academic at this point.

Jessica hops up and rests in a corner during the break. Kim steps up to her and smiles. “Have you missed me, sexy?” she asks. Biel doesn't respond. “I'm fighting that partner of yours tonight. I was thinking, to make it interesting, why don't we bet a night with you on the fight? I take her down, I get you all to myself tonight. She wins, I'm out of the picture. What do you say?”

Before Biel can respond, the restart occurs and she heads back over to Aguilera. Christina is sitting in the opposite corner, rubbing her sore shoulder. She sees the brunette marching towards her, but doesn't offer a defense. Biel reaches her and stomps down on her shoulder. She repeats the move four, five times. A sixth stomp forces Aguilera to collapse out of the ring, hitting the floor with a solid thud. Biel climbs out after her. She lifts the hurting blonde up and guides her shoulder, slamming it into the ring-post. She then rolls the blonde back into the ring. As she starts to get back in, too, she feels a pair of hands rub her back. Right away, she realizes that it's Kim. She shivers from head to toe, but shakes the advance off enough to get back into the ring. Christina still lies right where Biel put her. She arranges the blonde into a seated position in front of her and applies a full-nelson. She then wraps her sexy legs around her foe and starts to squeeze the very life from her. Christina's submission is slower to come this time, mostly because she couldn't muster the breath to say it. Biel maintains the hold a little longer, then releases.

During the break, Jessica couldn't help but look at Kim. She remembered that night last week when she thought Kim would actually be the first woman with whom she had sex. She fought it off that night, but wasn't sure she'd be able to do it again. At the restart, she turns back to Christina and presses her face-first to the mat by placing a boot in the middle of her back. She then reaches for the blonde's wrists and, once secured, she wrenches back, lifting her torso from the mat and placing her in enormous pain in her back and shoulders. A fourth submission ensues and Jessica releases, ready to end the match. Purposely, she avoids eye-contact with Kim until the restart at which time she places the defeated blonde in a Boston crab. Aguilera again submits, giving the brunette her fifth point of the match. Kim cheers her on, but Biel still doesn't look at her. She just scoops the blonde up at the next restart and power slams her in the ring's center, holding her for the count.

As the ref counts three, Jessica Alba appears at the top of the ramp and starts down to ringside. The victory is awarded to Biel and Kim slides into the ring to congratulate her. The sexy brunette with the penetrating eyes holds Jessica's hand up in victory. Neither sees Alba get into the ring. Kim turns Biel towards her and plants a deep, passionate kiss on the winner. Alba grabs Smith's hair and pulls her away from Biel .

“Are you trying to get under my skin, Kim?” Alba asks. “Do you really want to piss me off like this?”

Kim laughs at Alba, “Hey, you had your shot with me, honey. That partner of yours, though, she's a hot one and if you're not capable of handling her, maybe she needs a taste of something better.”

Alba starts towards Smith, but Biel grabs her around the waist, restraining her. She tells her partner, “She's just trying to get you off your game. Pressure you. She knows that straight up, she's not half the wrestler you are and can't compete with you in any other way, either. Let it go and let's head to the back.”

Kim, back on her feet, responds, “She can try and console you all she wants. I know the truth, though. I saw the goose bumps. I heard her beg me not to pleasure her just a few nights ago. She knows she wants me, I know she wants me, and you know that you can't compete with me. When I'm done pinning your half-breed ass right here in the ring, I'll take her home and show her a good time.”

Alba tries to get at her, but Biel restrains her. Let's head back and you deal with her in the ring. I don't know who she thinks she is, but you're going to kill her.”

Biel escorts Alba from the ring and the two head out.