WAR GAMES

Spice Girls v. Girls Aloud

NOTE: In the old NWA/WCW tradition of a double wrestling ring, surrounded by a double cage these two teams of British girl bands will do bloody battle to determine the ultimate survivors. A coin toss will take place after the first five minute one-on-one battle to determine which side can send in the next combatant for a two on one advantage for two minutes until the cage is filled and then the Match beyond begins, here the first girl to submit will cost their team the match and the winners can unleash a host of stipulations on the five losers.

The Teams :

Spice Girls : Geri Halliwell , Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton, Melainie Brown, Melanie Chisholm

Girls Aloud : Sarah Harding, Nadine Coyle, Cheryl Tweedy, Nicola Roberts, Kimberley Walsh.

The audience has been whipped into a frenzy by a under card that has seen UK black pop singers Jamelia and Javine batter each other to a bloody double knock out: Rachel Stevens submit to her former band mate Jo O ' Meara and thereby have to become Jo ' s sex slave for the next month; Charlotte Church smother Martine McCutcheon into unconsciousness with her massive breasts and ; Jordan and Jennifer Ellison lost a close, brutal tag team match to rivals Abi Titmus and Jodie Marsh. All of which us breathless for the main event………….

First the massive double steel cage slowly lowers from the ceiling, the lights in the arena dip as it falls, adding an extra element of drama and menace to it ' s appearance. The corners of the cage are solid steel pillars while the roof and sides are steel mesh, it ' s hard to imagine all ten participants emerging unscathed from this demonic structure.

The Spice Girls are the first quintet to emerge. The first major five piece girl band of the nineties they are all about a decade older than their rivals and have seemingly made up from all their spats and feuds and fall outs of the last few years. Led by Geri Halliwell, the five walk down the ramp towards the cage all bedecked in dressing gowns (which will be discarded before they enter the cage as no clothing is allowed at all inside the cage). The crowd are fairly split over them and by the time they reach ringside they have decided to boo the older group (aided by Victoria Beckham acting aloof to the crowd, Melanie Brown snarling at them and Melanie Chisholm flicking the fingers at them). As the strains of their greatest hit “Wannabie” fade out all attention turns to the entrance way and their opponents.

The younger team stroll down the ramp waving at the fans and as such they get a much better reaction. Being extremely hot (well all except for ginger Nicola, that is!) probably helps too.

The coin toss to decide which team of five will have that all important advantage will take place at the end of the initial five minute period and both teams know the importance of it, therefore both have decided to put strong members in first – strong but not their strongest, we'll just have to wait and see where they play their clean up members. For Girls Aloud that means Sarah Harding, the hard drinking sexy blonde, and as she entered the structure so to does Geri Halliwell for the Spice Girls, as soon as they are in the bell goes, the two outside referees lock the double cage and we're underway!

Both girls are in the separate rings and call names at each other as they try and goad the other one to enter theirs. Sarah takes the bait and as she slips through the ropes Geri is over in a flash and begins to pound at the blonde. Sarah scurries out of range and grabs Geri's arm and whips her across the ring and into the ropes. As the older woman comes rebounding towards her Sarah is ready and plants her foot right into her breadbasket, doubling her up then grabs her hair and jerks her back, hard onto her back. Seconds later the gorgeous blonde is mounting the redhead and flinging down a barrage of hard blows, she's some tough girl is Sarah!

And she's going to need to be before this carnage is over, so is Geri, going first for your team is going to be real tough on their sexy bodies. Geri somehow manages to buck the blonde off her and stumble away to her corner, but Sarah isn't letting up, she springs at her and corners her standing up and pounds more punches and slaps in before hooking her head and slapping her face first in the centre of the ring with a crushing bulldog headlock. Just a minute in and Girls Aloud have a definite advantage which Sarah looks to extend by dragging her foe up by the hair and hooking her arms over the ropes and walking backwards to get a run up to launch a running assault. She dips her head and is aiming for a vicious spear right into Geri's gut.

If it had hit then surely Geri would have been badly winded and Sarah could have done some serious damage during this initial five minute period, but it didn't, Geri wriggled off the ropes at the last possible moment and Sarah's head speared right through the ropes and her forehead rammed , at full pelt, into the unforgiving mesh of the cage! There was a massive intake of breath from the capacity crowd and Sarah's team members covered their shocked mouths in dismay while the rest of the Spice Girls called frantically to Geri to get up and take advantage.

Breathing hard Geri pulled herself up and reached over to Sarah and took a handful of her blonde hair and jerk her around to face her, another shockwave rippled through the crowd as the camera zoomed in and everyone saw on the big screen the size of cut that ran right across the length of Sarah's forehead and the crimson stuff dripping from it already.

Sarah's eyes did not look right, they were kind of glazed over and as Geri had hauled her up, at least to her elbows she had shown no sign of being aware what was going on. Not that that stopped Geri, there was now less than two minutes of this initial five minute period remaining and there was an even chance it would be one of Sarah's team mates that would be entering to create a numbers advantage. Better that she struck now with her opponent so disabled and some time to herself. And there was no mistaking that Geri was determined to go after the visible injury, she must have struck about thirty unanswered and undefended bare knuckle punches right to the cut, widening it even further and when she finally stopped through exhaustion of the arm her own fist was covered in the blondes blood. But she wasn't done there, as the crowd started to count down towards the buzzer to signify the next entrant and the two teams called a tossed coin outside the double cage, Geri leaned down to Sarah's forehead and sank her teeth into the deep cut and started to bite it viciously!

That, at least, seemed to bring Sarah back to some form of consciousness as her arms started to flap and so did her legs and she made some effort to try and prise the older Spice Girl off her. Meanwhile, the hangdog expression on Nadine's face and the jubilation on that of Emma's told the crowd all they wanted to know about who had been victorious in the coin toss and just as the buzzer sounded Posh Spice herself, Victoria Beckham was sliding into the structure to create what could be an insurmountable advantage for the Spice Girls.

Sarah just managed to somehow push Geri off her when Victoria entered the fray and the very first thing she did was step around her team mate and, as Sarah tried to pull herself to her feet, deliver an incredible running knee right to Sarah's nose! The impact was stunning as almost instantaneously the blonde's face exploded as her nose was not just broken but smashed to smithereens. Talk about vicious, Geri had nothing on Victoria as she stood back for a moment to admire her friend as she picked up the younger blonde by the ears, got a full on view of the bloody carnage that was now Sarah's face, and even winced as Victoria held Sarah's head in her hands and hammered in five or six more knees from a standing position.

With Sarah all but out of it, it was simplicity to toss her through the ropes and against the mesh of the cage and literally inches away from her four team-mates, press Sarah's destroyed, bloody, face against the mesh and begin to rub it from side to side with as much intensity and velocity as her skinny arms could muster.

Victoria pressed Sarah's forehead against the unforgiving, thin steel with all her strength. The outside camera captured the move perfectly as her blood soaked forehead started to be pushed through the gaps, then Victoria started to use her grip on Sarah's now crimson stained hair to push and grind her into the mesh. It was brutal to watch, yet compulsive and the fact she was doing right before Sarah's team mates only added to the effectiveness. They could only shout and wail their frustration and implore their band mate to hang in there. Geri was readying herself by the door as Victoria continued her treatment right up to the buzzer to end that two minute period and a frantic Cheryl Tweedy burst through her door to even the odds a little.

The pretty brunette is probably the best possible entrant at this point for Girls Aloud, she's a little firecracker with a real tough upbringing and a history of violence so she's not exactly going to be intimidated as she gets in the cage. Geri goes for her immediately but Cheryl easily ducks under the fist and drops behind her to fire a punch right into Geris' pussy! With her taken care Cheryl makes it over to where Victoria is still shredding Sarah's face raw and grabs Posh by the hair and physically hauls her off her team mate and down to the canvas. Cheryl just has enough time to check on Sarah, the signs aren't looking too good but then what can she tell as the blondes face is pretty much a bright red mess now, before Victoria is back to her feet and trading blows with Cheryl.

They are evenly matched these two, a pair of spirited footballers wives and they're holding nothing back as they lash in their punches and slaps on one another. But it's Cheryl, the younger, who is more determined and her continued punches force Victoria onto a defensive position, allowing Cheryl to latch her long nails into Victoria 's short hair, and rip at it as she continued throwing uppercuts at her face. She even had time to use her foot to stamp down on the still prone Geri as they brawled past her. Actually in wandering around the first ring with Victoria 's hair in a death grip they stumbled into the middle ropes and Cheryl decided to use that to her advantage and tossed Victoria , back first into the as yet unused ring. This allowed her to go back into the first ring, mount the still downed Geri and throw a further volley of punches right to the redhead's face. And she's doing just that as the buzzer sounds again and a third Spice Girls enters the fray.

It's Melanie Brown, the coloured Scary Spice, rated as the toughest on her team and she stops in the second ring only a moment to pick Victoria up before slipping through the ropes and wrapping her arm around Cheryl from behind, dragging her off Geri. Cheryl swings her arms wildly trying to shake Mel off and very nearly succeeds with her efforts but the Spice Girl falls onto her back with her arm still around Cheryl's throat from behind and before Cheryl knows what is going on Victoria is on her too, grabbing her ankles, pulling them apart and stamping her foot down on Cheryl's exposed cunt! And not just once either, with revenge in her eyes and Mel holding on tight to Cheryl , Victoria stamped down repeatedly on Cheryl's pussy, really landing some nasty heel blows in the process. Meantime Sarah Harding is lolling over the bottom rope in the corner and just bleeding like a stuffed pig and Geri is trying to get her breath back in the opposite corner.

Mel B and Victoria continued to work over the firey Cheryl for the next minute of so, taking some of the starch out of her with repeated double team moves, moving on from stomping her cunt to choking her on the ropes the suplexing her on top of the top rope, grabbing each of her legs then dragging her pussy the length of the rope no doubt giving her some real nasty rope burns in her most sensitive area. But Cheryl wasn't totally done, she managed to get some punches in but whenever she would land one the other of her assailants would blindside her and regain the advantage. After this last move Cheryl collapsed from her uncomfortable position atop the ropes she leaned and then fell over and into the ring where Victoria, Mel and the now recovered Geri started to stomp all over Cheryl's athletic body.

From somewhere Victoria found her latest stomp halted in mid flight and when she turned around it was to see that Sarah had somehow dragged her bloody carcass across the ring to try and aid her team mate. In a small way it worked as Victoria took her attention away from Cheryl and dropped to her knee, extended her middle knuckle and started driving hard punches into Sarah's bleeding forehead. Meantime, just as the buzzer went again Geri Halliwell had latched her fingers into Cheryl Tweedy's pubic thatch and was busy ripping it bald as Mel B sat on Cheryl's face and pinned her arms to the mat.

The third member of Girls Aloud into the fray was Kimberley Walsh. The brunette babe with the perfect blow job lips was in a hurry to even the odds and scampered in and began wailing punches at Victoria and Mel, finally allowing Cheryl some space to try and recover. And Cheryl was by no means out of things, bruised and battered maybe but the little firecracker ignores that and springs up to smash a punch into Victoria Beckham's perfect, porcelain-like jaw and sends her to the mat where Cheryl pounces on her and the two sexy bitches start rolling around and clawing at each other. Kimberley matched up pretty well with Melanie too, though they kept things on their feet and traded pretty heavy duty punches. However, Sarah Harding wasn't faring so well at all, Geri had her up again, by her blood drenched blonde hair and was busy bouncing her skull off the ring post, time and again. But perhaps, despite her condition Sarah still had some wits about her and from nowhere she flung her leg back and it hit a low blow perfectly between Geri's already sore pussy!

It was a desperate move but looking at the almighty mess that Sarah's pretty face was, an understandable one. With the other four girls paired up pretty evenly she had no help and from somewhere found the courage and determination to crawl over to the writhing Geri, climb atop her and begin to deliver a series of weak slaps and punches to the redhead. Weak they may have been but the crowd recognised the bravery and guts of the blonde, who was by now literally dripping blood on the mat, and rose to cheer her on. For the next thirty seconds or so she was the crowds heroine, and they acclaimed her every punch with roars of approval. Then the buzzer went and the fourth member of the Spive Girls entered, Melanie C.

Sporty Spice, as she was known back in the day, was a genuinely tough competitor, her ‘sporty' moniker hinting at her physique and athleticism. And as the door opened and she joined the War Games she could easily have tipped the odds for either Victoria (who was in the second ring being pounded in a corner by Cheryl now) or Mel B (who had just raked Kimberley's eyes and was attempting a follow up DDT) but instead she made straight for Sarah, hooked her fingers into that blood soaked mane of hair and in one fluid move hauled her off of Geri and propelled her mashed face once more into the chain links of the cage. And as the crowd booed loudly she grabbed the top rope for further leverage and pressed her foot on the back of Sarah's head and pushed with all her might, seemingly trying to squeezed Sarah's head through the small, criss cross pattern of the cage wall.

“Now Emma!” she bawled at the last Spice Girl outside the double cage.

And from ringside, right in front of where Sarah Harding's head was so cruelly pressed into the cage, Emma Bunton produced a folding steel cage and smashed it against her skull through the bars. It was a sick blow and when finally Cheryl made it to Melanie C and managed to pull her away and Nadine had circled the cage to chase Emma, it was obvious they were too late, the bloody Sarah Harding slumped to the mat yet again and did not move a muscle.

Melanie was delirious with the success of her efforts and celebrated by raising her arms at the crowd and goading the still blonde, kicking at her unmoving shoulder to absolutely no reaction.

“Not such fucking hot stuff now are you bitch!

But the war still raged on elsewhere in the massive structure and Victoria managed a squeal for help to her as Cheryl finally got the upper hand and had her hair in one fist while she drove her knee up and into the Spice Girl's face. Mel C raced across the ring to grab Cheryl's hair from behind and physically yank the younger girl off the team mate, from there she looped her arm over Cheryl's head and drove her to the canvas with an inverted DDT manoeuvre just as the buzzer sounded to let in the fourth member of Girls Aloud.

It was Nadine Coyle who bounded into the carnage, her anger still up from her earlier chasing outside the cage. The youngest competitor in the main event she was a bundle of energy and was a like a buzzsaw as she tore across the ring to hammer Mel B with a clothesline, then stomp on the still down Victoria, elbow Geri right in the face as she grabbed her from behind then launch a dropkick at Mel C as she stood over Cheryl. But she wasn't done yet, she mounted the dazed Mel C and began to rain down punches to her face – this was one irate Irish bitch!

So despite their disadvantage with the coin toss and the fact that Sarah Harding was pretty much out of things now, Girls Aloud had a definite advantage. Kimberley had the tough Melanie Brown locked in a rope assisted sleeper and was trying to crank it in. Cheryl Tweedy was lifting Victoria and Geri to their feet to smash both their skulls together and send them both reeling across the ring in different directions, and Nadine was well in control of Sporty Spice. At least she was until Mel managed to get her hands under Nadine's knees and her fingers within touching distance of Nadine's young pussy lips.

The nip was particularly vicious as Mel's fingernails were well sharpened for this match and Nadine let out a blood curdling shriek that even made Sarah flop her head in its direction. As the shriek turned to a scream and Cheryl rushed to aid her mate Melanie twisted her hand with as much velocity as she could muster and kept a tight hold. Nadine had never known pain like it and dropped sobbing to the mat just as Cheryl reached them and speared Melanie to the canvas and began brawling with her. As they lashed out wildly at each other the buzzer sounded again and the final member of The Spice Girls joined the fray, Baby Spice, Emma Bunton.

There was good reason for Emma to be last as she was by for the weakest of the five but as shown with the chair outside the cage she had her uses. She saw immediately how to help her team this time too as she came up behind Kimberley as she choked Melanie B and punched her fist into Kimberley 's crotch from behind in a low blow. It didn't have the force she would have wished for but it did the trick and the Bradford babe released Mel and dropped to her knees, Mel scurried clear to be helped to her feet by Emma.

While those three did battle in the first ring the other ring was full of downed bodies. Nadine was lying by the ropes trying desperately to deal with the sharp pain in her cunt while at the same time lying feet away from Sarah and trying to rouse the bloody blonde. In the opposite corner Geri and Victoria were slowly regaining their senses and rubbing their heads, both now sporting decent cuts on their forehead that were already leaking blood. Cheryl and Mel meanwhile were still very much with it but they rolled in the centre of the rring swapping slaps, kick, punches and insult and tried to get the upper hand, which Cheryl eventually managed by delivering a headbutt right to Mel's big chin, it didn't land perfect but it gave her the chance to get away from Mel and started stomping on her downed body.

So that was nine combatants in the demonic steel structure and now only one remained to enter. Nicola Roberts, the last remaining member of Girls Aloud paced the strip of floor by her door impatiently, obviously desperate to join the fray and begin aiding her team mates. The crowd counted down the timer clock from ten seconds as it appeared on the big screen and as it hit zero Nicola was ushered into the carnage and the door loked behind her. The match beyond had now begun and the battle could now be won, the first person to submit now would lose the match for their team.

The redheaded fifth member, universally derided as the 'ugly' one in the total babe fest that is Girls Aloud, made straight for where Cheryl was going punch for punch with Victoria. Both saw her coming and paused for a moment, but rather than help her team mate Nicola decked Cheryl with a haymaker of an uppercut that Cheryl was not expecting and did nothing to try to block so surprised was she! The crack of knuckles to jaw was audible throughout the arena and the tough Cheryl dropped like a felled tree, near unconcious before her back hit the canvas. The crowd was stunned. What had just happened! Nicola had just lain out one of her own team mates and with Cheryl out and the condition Sarah was in Girls Aloud were in dire straits indeed. The crowd were not the only ones stunned, Kimberley had seen what had happened as she choked out Mel B in the opposite corner and left her foe to grab Nicola and spin her around.

"What he fuc.........."

Kimberley broke off as Nicola sharply brought her knee up between Kimberley's thighs and smashed it into her unprotected pussy! Kimberley dropped to her knees making it childs play for Emma Bunton to wrap both her own thighs around Kimberley's head and cross her legs behind Kim's back and lock on a vice like head scissors.

In the other ring Nadine was fighting a losing battle of blows with Mel C and between them she and Geri managed to tightly wrap the younger girls arms into the ring ropes. With Nicola helping the opponents the other four girls were now all rendered pretty much impotent. Sarah lay in a bloody mess in one corner, Nadine stuck in the ropes was a punchbag for Mel C and Geri, Cheryl was slowly coming round but that would be to finding the threesome of Victoria, Mel B and Nicola trying haul out every strand of hair from her head while Kimberley's face was already turning a beetroot red in between Emma's thighs. Nicola's double cross, no doubt brought about by her jealousy of the other fours good looks had destroyed the younger band and with a massacre on it was only a matter of time before they capitulated finally.

There was no doubt who they wanted to make submit - Cheryl Tweedy, the girl with the reputation of a tough streetfighter. When Kimberley finally went limp between Emma's thighs she joined the affray on Cheryl and when Mel B and Geri were certain that Nadine had been punched into semi-conciousness (and cut on the eye brow and lip) they joined in too, creating a brutal six on one battering for Cheryl. Punches, kicks, stamps everything rained down on her and her beautiful face was a battered, black and blue, swollen mess in seconds with this vicious treatment. But still she would not quit. Then Victoria locked her in a Boston crab while Geri locked on a wrenching facelock and with her legs separated Emma reached between Cheryl's pussy lips and began to twist her clit viciously, with Nicola right in her face goading her it was too much even for Cheryl and she burst into tears as she cried her submission. The carnage was over.

But not quite yet. With the cage doors opened Nicola retrieved a canvas holdall from under the ring and quickly relocked the cage with her own padlock and chain. She quickly doled out the contents of the bag to the Spice Girls - four pairs of handcuffs and four nooses!! It took some organisation but the six of them managed to get the near lifeless forms of Sarah, Cheryl, Nadine and Kimberley stood on a turnbuckle apiece, handcuffed and with a noose around their neck and tied to the roof. As the crowd booed and security tried to break in they were pushed forward and in an oft repeated scene the four young bitches were left dangling briefly from the cage by their necks! It would be sometime before they were fit to fight again but when they were revenge would surely be on their minds.