Story Title - A Chick With A Dick by Dark Cloud

Girls Aloud star Cheryl Tweedy has branded her pop rival Lily Allen a “chick
with a dick”.
The star made the stinging accusation on Gordon Ramsey’s show ‘The F Word’,
where he read out celebrities comments about Tweedy to wind her up.
After being reminded Lily once claimed no one wanted to look like Tweedy,
Cheryl shot back, “Because everyone wants to look like her. Chick with a dick.”

The wife of Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole was similarly charming about
Charlotte Church, who she had a long-running feud with.
She ranted, “She’s either talking s**t or talking about someone else.
A**h**e,” after Gordon read out some of the Welsh singer’s old barbs
*
Yesterday Lily Allen was thinking about gastric surgery and feeling fat and
ugly. Today she’s revealed its Girls Aloud Cheryl Cole’s fault.
In her blog she admitted she feels better thanks to readers comments and
explains.
“I think I was just having ahard time last week. After reading Cheryl Tweedy’
s comments branding me a “chick with a dick” I was feeling pretty low.
Launcing her catty criticism of Cheryl she says.
“I know I’ve said bad things about people in the past bit this I mean… I
may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and sing my own songs without
the aid of autotune.”
It continues: “I must say taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and
mattying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so
proud, stupid bitch.”
As expected, _Cheryl Cole_ (http://fametastic.co.uk/tag/Cheryl+Cole) has
hit back at _Lily Allen_ (http://fametastic.co.uk/tag/Lily_Allen) ’s, um,
hitting back at _Cheryl Cole_ (http://fametastic.co.uk/tag/Cheryl+Cole) .
After Cheryl called Lily a “chick with a dick” last week, Lily posted an
emotional message on her blog saying she felt “_fat and ugly_
(http://fametastic.co.uk/archive/20070514/6046/lily-allen-im-fat-ugly-and-ster-than-winehouse/) ”
but later, when she had pulled herself together again, _launched an attack_
(http://fametastic.co.uk/archive/20070517/6074/lily-allen-blames-cheryl-coles-
jibe-for-self-doubt/) on Cheryl, focusing on their different ways they
pursue their pop careers.
But Cheryl was not prepared to take the comments lying down. She said
yesterday: “Yes, I was bitchy about her but I never mentioned her weight. Quite
frankly I couldn’t care less if she has a dick or not.”
“I have had enough of her and her big mouth.”
“Over the last few months she has called [_Girls Aloud_
(http://fametastic.co.uk/tag/Girls+Aloud) bandmate Nicola Roberts] ugly, which I bit my tongue
over. She called [other bandmate _Sarah Harding_
(http://fametastic.co.uk/tag/Sarah+Harding) ] vile and my husband horrendous, but seems to have
conveniently forgotten all of that.”
“I can’t stand people who give it but aren’t prepared to take it back. If
that’s the case she should keep her mouth shut instead of feeling sorry for
herself.”
“I could go on but I left school a long time ago and have no time for this.”

“I’m currently on a big arena tour with the girls singing live each night.
Lily, I could find you a spare ticket if you’d like to come and experience
what a live arena tour is like … as that’s the closest you’ll get to it.”
*
The above quotes are accurate and taken from the media of May 2007. As you
can see these to young UK pop bitches certainly have no love lost for each
other so where better for them to sort out their differences than in the
twisted realms of my mind and fantasies. After all I'm sure none of the celebrities
would act like this in real life, would they?

The battle will take place inside an enclosed cage, 20' x 20', there is no
ring, just a hard, concrete floor surrounded by 15' high steel cage with a
covering roof. The only access to the cage is through a door that once both Lily
and Cheryl enter will be locked and the key physically taken out of the
building only to return when the survivor has been decided. Yes, i did write
survivor: this will not be a wrestling match, rather just a fight to the finish,
there are no pinfalls, no submissions, no referee, no rules and no limits!
Further more each of the mouthy bitches will be allowed a box of five weapons
which they will have the opportunity to use in the fight. Their selections
will be made before the contest and given to their anointed seconds, who will be
the only other humans at this war. They will stand in opposite corners
outside the cage and when their fighter slaps their hand through the bars they can
hand them one weapon to use. Each weapon will be handed over only with
additional tags of the second's hand.

Seconding Lily will be Charlotte Church, the Welsh singer who has also been
involved in verbal warfare with Cheryl, while seconding Cheryl will be her
Girls Aloud band mate Sarah Harding, the blonde described as "vile" by Lily. So
as is obvious, both seconds will be desperate to see their charge victorious
and more than happy to hand over these weapons into the fray.

Dress code is on a "come as you want" basis but given the vicious
vindictiveness of both girls you can expect all kinds of ripping and stripping of
clothes once they are locked in the cage.

And that is it for the preliminaries so now I will whizz you through time to
the moment where the impartial referee is finishing locking the cage door
and exiting the building. Lily is dressed in denim dungarees with a white shirt
underneath and what look like heavy working boots. Her clothing definitely
does not dismiss Cheryl's jibes about the dark haired singers manliness.
Cheryl, meanwhile, has adopted a much more athletic outfit, with white trainers,
white socks, football shorts and a T-shirt - there's no doubt Cheryl will be
trying to take advantage of her speed in that outfit. With Charlotte and Sarah
in their respective corners the two hated rivals are in the centre of the
cage and staring daggers at each other and making some last minute taunts
before they go to war.

"Christ you are fucking uglier up close Lily! What a Moose you are! Have you
ever heard of a diet!"

"Fuck off bimbo! You won't look so pretty when I'm through with you!"

Pleasantries over they lunged at each other and it was on! It became
immediately apparent to both that this was going to be a battle of speed versus
power. Thier first exchanges showed that perfectly. Cheryl lunged into at Lily's
gut hoping to wind her but Lily was too strong for that and easily hurled her
off to the side before trying to follow up with a kick aimed right at
Cheryl's ribs but Cheryl was easily able to spin out of the way and leave the
bigger girl kicking the cage where Cheryl had been and cursing her. Cheryl
scrambled to her feet and they faced off again, a mere matter of feet apart.

Again it was Cheryl who took the initiative in the next flurry, but this
time with more success. She made as if to try another spear to Lily's gut but at
the last moment dropped her head even lower and managed to grab Lily's ankle
and awkwardly trip her up. As Lily thrashed her legs uselessly Cheryl
scurryed up Lily's body and drove a powerful punch right in her opponents face. it
stunned her momentarily, enough at last for CHeryl to scamper to her corner
and tag Sarah and take possession of the first weapon inside the cage - a pair
of brass knuckles! She slipped them tightly over the knuckles on her right
hand and sprung back into action, swinging a couple of haymakers at Lily as
she tried to make it back to her feet. The first missed completely while the
second was mostly blocked by Lily's shoulder and as she pulled back for a third
Lily managed to grab Cheryl's wrist and force it away from her face, almost
turning it into a wristlock that Cheryl only broke with a rake of the eyes.
She pushed Lily agaisnt the cage wall and as she covered her face, drove her
fist right into her gut with a sickening uppercut that nearly lifted Lily off
her feet.
Liy crumpled and held her gut, she was against the bars and had no where to
back off to. Cheryl stood over her sneering.

"Should have known that fat gut would be a weak spot bitch!"
And with that she pulled Lily's head up by her hair and tried to drive
another punch into Lily's stomach, this time with not nearly as much power behind
it. Cheryl paused for a moment, did she press home the advantage with the
brass knuckles or go for her next weapon? She hesitated only a moment before
dashing over to Sarah, tagging her and takin gup her second chosen weapon - a
baseball bat! Spinning it in her hand she waited a moment until lily was
leaning against the cage and swung with all her power. My god is she had connected
Lily Allen's head would have been maybe knocked clean off her shoulders! But
she missed, Lily ducked at the last possible moment and the bat slammed into
the thick steel with an almighty clang and the vibrations went right the way
up Cheryl's hands and hurt them and forced her to drop the bat and feel at
her damaged hands. Worse, with the knucks around her hand it was even sorer and
she winced and shook them, trying to shake off the pain. Which was certainly
time enough for Lily to grab the bat and swing it with some power at least
between Cheryl's legs and get a solid connection on Cheryl's cunt.

Cheryl dropped to her knees, her mouth open from this unexpected agony and
Lily wasted little time getting behind her, taking the bat handle in both her
hands and slipping it under Cheryl's chin and using it to choke her for all
she was worth. It was only partially effective as the handle was easy to block
once Cheryl managed to get her hands in behind it but for the 30 or seconds
before she managed it Lily was really choking Cheryl hard. Realising the
choke was now not so effective, Lily released it and drove her elbow down from
above and crashed it onto Cheryl's forehead, sending her sprawling forward on
her face. with bat in hand Lily made it to her own corner and tagged
Charlotte, gleffully accepting the length of chain she was handed for her trouble.

Smiling, Lily dropped the bat and tightly wrapped the chain around her fist
until her hand was a gleaming ball of metal. Cheryl was pushing herself to
her feet and when she glimped Lily approaching her it certainly speed her up
and she used the bars to drag herself to her feet in time to face her opponent.
The preliminaries were all over now and as they glared at each other they
both knew how deadly serious this actually was. Lily did not miss a step and
marched forward and swung her fist just as Cheryl swung hers and with neither
thinking of defense both blows connected perfectly. Lily's landed right on
Cheryl's mouth, instantly smashing her front teeth and cutting her lip nastily.
Cheryl's brass knuckles landed flush on Lily's nose and not only broke it but
pretty much splattered it over her face.

Both were wicked, vicious blows and they fell to their backs simultaneously
as their corners first held their breaths at the punches then began to shout
at their fighter to get back up. They both stayed down for a few minutes,
their only movements that of their hands to their faces and that was followed by
groans from both. Cheryl was the first to her feet, feeling gingerly at her
busted moth and the small line of blood coming from her mouth. She gaped
shocked at Sarah and made it over to her on her hands and knees and tagged her to
get her third weapon, a heavy, studded, leather belt. Sarah gave her more
encouragement and as she turned to see Lily crawling towards her corner it was
enough to give her a shot of adrenaline and make her hurry across the cage
and jump on Lily's back. As Lily sprawled Cheryl took a grip of her dark hair
and began to rub her face harshly on the concrete floor, really grinding her
broken nose nastily on the unforgiving surface.
Finally, Cheryl relented her brutal assault but only to change the angle of
attack. She stood over her downed foe and began whipping her back and legs
violently with that belt, and sure, Lily was still dressed but that studded
leather soon started ripping into her clothes and the skin below. But it wasn’t
doing enough damage for Cheryl’s liking and she sat down on the base od Lily’
s spine and carefully looped the belt and passed it around her neck and
began choking her tightly with it. And this was a serious choke, the leather
really digging into Lily’s throat harshly as Cheryl pulled hard on it.
Lily was struggling now, her face a bloody mass and desperately gasping for
oxygen. She was surely finished but for the lucky chance that her
outstretched hands were pointed towards her corner and Charlotte managed to stretch in
and manage to tag Lily and quickly pass her her second weapon. A rolled up
length of barbed wire!
As Cheryl closed her eyes and concentrated on squeezing the life from her
opponent she didn’t see Lily grab the wire, ignore the barbs jabbing into her
hand and flail the wire over her and stab it desperately, blindly into Cheryl
Tweedy’s unsuspecting face. It caught Cheryl flush on the forehead and ripped
across it, opening and immediate gash that started bleeding and the sharp
pain caused Cheryl to release the belt and stagger away, her hands desperately
holding at her injured face. Charlotte implored Lily to get up while she had
the chance and Lily summoned the strength to rise to her feet and painfully
unwind the belt from her neck. As she was beside Charlotte she tagged her
again and gained a night stick for her troubles.
Holding her head as blood seeped over her hand Cheryl turned around to be
met with the butt end of the nightstick begin driven into her gut. Winded she
doubled over but did not go down, but when Lily swung the stick again and
connected with the back of her skull she went down alright.
Cheryl was virtually unconscious from the blow but Lily was hardly in a
position to really take advantage, instead the fat girl stumbled around almost
drunkenly in the cage and eventually dropped to her knees besides Cheryl and
then, belatedly, made her next move. It was actually calculated, she had
decided she would do it before the fight. She got down there and tore every shred
of clothing of Cheryl. Cheryl was limp and offered little resistance as she
was tripped, her clothes tossed outside the cage. Ok Lily had wasted an
opportunity to finish Cheryl off but this way would be so much more fun! She
carefully took hold of the length of barbed wire and wielded it like a whip and
lashed it down Cheryl’s exquisite body.
That treatment certainly brought Cheryl around in a hurry and she shrieked
as she tried to roll clear of a follow up lash only to find a couple of barbs
stuck in her sweet ass and her rolling movement ripping across her skin
again. Forgoing weapons for a moment Lily let go of the wire and dropped on top of
Cheryl and as Cheryl concentrated on getting the barbs out of her skin, Lily
began an assault with her hands on the beauty.
She was intent on some serious damage here and with her nose being smashed
as incentive she let fly viciously. Punches and slaps to Cheryl’s face,
opening up those cuts even more then vicious scratches and nips to Cheryl’s perfect
tits, bringing up some nasty looking scratches and scars and welts. But, as
lily wore out her attack, why use your fists when a variety of deadly weapons
are available? She picked up her chain once more and wrapped it again around
her knuckles only this time that wasn’t all, this time she also wrapped the
barbed wire around the outside of the chain to form a barbed, solid fist.
Lily mashed the obscene fist right into Cheryl’s forehead and rather than
hitting her with it contented herself with scrapping it along and across Cheryl’
s forehead and face until when she finally drew it away Cheryl’s face was a
crimson mask of her own blood.
Lily pushed herself to her feet and spat on her opponent.
“And that’s just for starters cunt!”
With that Lily marched over to Charlotte and tagged her for the fourth time
and took possession of her next weapon – a pair of police issue handcuffs!
Oh boy would Cheryl be in big trouble if Lily was able to use those
handcuffs! And that's obviously what she plans as she walks back to where Cheryl is
half kneeling, lifts her head up by her blood soaked long hair and forces her
rival to look at what she has for her, Cheryl literally has to wipe blood
from in front of her eyes before she can see the gleaming silver steel of the
handcuffs. With that over Lily grabs Cheryl's left wrist and after a brief
struggle clicks the first cuff into place, with an ominous metallic click. She
seems to want them connected behind Cheryl's back for maximum advantage and has
to go behind her opponent to try and get her right arm. This time Cheryl's
struggles are way wilder, her brain is suddenly realising the danger she is in
and is reacting desperately. She wriggles and shakes her arm trying to get
it loose and is successful enough to at least prevent Lily being able to cuff
it and in the flailing of arms Cheryl breaks free and with her fist with the
brass knuckles still on manages to drive a punch into Lily's ribs.

It was a pretty good shot and Lily staggers away to lean against the bar
while Cheryl reels away herself towards her corner where Sarah is imploring her
over to her. When she gets there the blonde is horrified by the mess Cheryl's
face is in. The cuts to her forehead are bad and have leaked over her pretty
face and mixed with the earlier cut to her lips and mouth, together with the
blood in her hair she is virtually unrecognisable. Leaning against the bars
for support she manages to tag Sarah and receives her fourth weapon - a beer
bottle!

But almost as soon as it is in her hand Lily is on her again, she's grabbed
up her wound together chain and barbed wire and from behind wraps it around
Cheryl's neck and starts to choke her with it. Oh that's real nasty and Cheryl
does the only thing she can do to escape, swings the bottle over her head
and smashes it against Lily's head.

Without the necessary leverage it doesn't have the power to break on her
head but it hurts enough to force Lily off and to drop her chain/wire combo and
fall to her knees. Cheryl managed to stagger around and face her foe and
raise the bottle high over her head and bring it down with great vengeance right
across Lily's head. This time it does smash- and how! The bottle explodes
sending bits of glass everywhere and immediately Lily has a gash on her hairline
to go with her busted nose, this war will take a heavy toll on both these
young ladies. Cheryl was left with the neck of the bottle in her hand and she
thought nothing of jabbing the jagged end of it right back into Lily's
forehead, digging it in and scraping like hell, leaving Lily bleeding heavily too.
Somehow Lily manages to shake Cheryl's hand free from her head and dislodges
the remnants of the bottle and they are left on their knees facing one another
in the centre of the cage, their faces bloody wrecks.
Again, for a moment, the weapons were forgotten about and they flew at each
other once again with just their bare hands, Cheryl stark naked and Lily
fully clothes. Their sharp fingernails raked at their faces, and Lily’s reached
for Cheryl’s tits also scratching them and nipping them further, their pain
hidden by blood. With fatigue and injuries taking a heavy toll on Cheryl her
speed advantage is all but negated and in this grapple Lily’s weight is now
proving to be the deciding factor. As they roll around clawing at each other it
is Lily that gains a mount position, pining Cheryl’s naked back to the blood
soaked concrete and gripping somehow onto her blood streaked hair and using
her leverage to bash the back of Cheryl’s skull against the floor three times
before staggering back and making it to her feet all the while spilling more
blood herself.
Steadying herself against the bars Lily waited a moment as somehow Cheryl
found enough in herself to roll onto her front and try, through instinct alone
perhaps to raise herself on her arms. It was a movement that left her head at
the perfect height for Lily to swing her steel toe-capped boot back and then
forward with great velocity and kick Cheryl straight in the head. The crunch
of her jaw breaking was unmistakable and as she collapsed on her ruined face
there was no doubt this time that Cheryl Tweedy was completely unconscious.
All that remained was for Lily to drop to her knees, grab Cheryl’s wrist and
finish handcuffing her wrists fast behind her back.
After a few moments Lily wiped her face again and struggled over to
Charlotte and tagged her twice in succession and took possession of her final two
weapons – an electric cattle prod and a metal studded strap on dildo!
Cheryl was out of it for nearly five minutes. Sarah was nearly in tears,
emploring her friend to try to get up but she soon had problems of her own when
Charlotte crept around the cage and stealthily got behind her and pulled a
plastic bag over her head and held it tight at the neck and began
simultaneously chokign her with it while preventing any air getting in. She went down
quickly, like a fallign tree and was totally unconcious too within seconds, she
was to be no further use to Cheryl either, especially once Charlotte tied her
hands and legs together and gagged her.

Back in the cage, Lily was assessing the damade to herself and readying
herself for Cheryl's final denoument. Her nose was a mess, Lily could feel that
and she had plenty other cuts and bruises and that big cut on her forehead was
a concern but on the whole she had got through it better than expected.
Certainly better than her opponent, who was at that moment lying cae down on the
floor, her face and upper torse a bloody mess and no doubt her body hurting
like fuck. That mad elily smile alright.

She fitted the home made dildo contraption around her crotch via a harness.
Basically it was a strap on dildo that she had bought from a sex-shop with a
few nails hammered through it from both sides. It was an evil looking
contraption indeed, designed for pain rather than pleasure. All that remained was to
get Cheryl set up and glancing around the cage at the discarded weapons gave
Lily some nice ideas of how she could maximise her fun at Cheryl's expense.

*

When Cheryl came round it felt like her whole body was on fire. Her jaw was
broken her face a mess, she was light headed from the beating she had taken
and the concussions she had received. Her tits with in agony and it only got
worse as she went down. Lily realised she had come to and started her revenge
in full. A thrust of her hips forced her nasty dildo straight into Cheryls
cunt. A press of her right hand forced the cattle prod into Cheryl's anus and
sent a bolt of shocking electricity through the girls ass. A tug of the wire
in her left hand tightened the barbed wire slipknot that Lily had constructed
around Cheryl's neck and dug the barbs into her. Inside that locked cage Lily
continued to fuck Cheryl like that (sometime alternating which hole the
dildo and cattle prod went into) well into the night.............

Please if you do not like strong, violent fantasy catfights do not read this
story. It is of an extreme nature and is very explicit in it's depiction of
the hatred these two UK Celebs have for each other in this fantasy setting.