WOW’S RETURN
(Camera comes to David Mclane in the center of the ring.)
David Mclane: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to WOW, women of wrestling! I apologize for the long…
Mclane is cut of by weird music coming from the loud speakers, playing in the background. Then from the back three men walk out (Camera quickly goes to them.) One black man, who look like a bigger version of Shaq, he is flanked by two well known superstars, Jerry “The King” Lawlar and Jim “Good Old JR” Ross. (Camera follows them as they enter the ring and confront Mclane.)
Mclane: Who are you guys?
Blackman: I’m BLB and these two gentlemen to my rear are “The King” and “Good Old JR” Jim Ross
Mclane: That’s is all good, but why have you shown up here?
BLB: Oh my gosh… you mean you don’t know. I just won the Triple State Lotto Winning well over hundred billion dollars. Last night I brought this from you. On you web page, you should check that sight more often. And the “King” and “JR” are the new announcers I just acquired from some idiotic federation. Now I’m here to take it over.
Mclane: Oh no you’re not. Girls get down here and show these nice gentlemen
the way out of here
(Camera shoots to ramp where Harley Angles, Cage heat, Danger, Slam Dunk, Riot,
Ice Cold, Selina Majors, Terri Gold and the rest of the wow faithful making
the way around the ring. Until it was totally surrounded by the women of the
WOW federation.)
The girls look at the monster in the ring and a lot of them look a little timid. However they were ready to attack on Mclane orders.
Mclane: Get him…
As the girls enter BLB speaks, stopping them in their tracks.
BLB: Wait before you do that I would like you to meet some of the women I brought to this federation to liven it up a little bit
As he is saying this a group of well known stars making their way down the ramp. The group consisted of people like Nicole Bass, Aysa, Midnight, Chyna, Daffney, Tygress, Praisley, Tammy Lynn Syntch, Madusa, Woman, BB, Trish Stratus, Molly, Jazz, Jacqueline, Victoria, Sable, Jackie Gayda, Linda Miles, Lita, Cat, Nida, Ivory, Torrie, Stacey Keibler, Debra, Major Gunnz, April Hunter, and even a certain Million dollar princess Stephanie McMahon, show up.
BLB: Now listen Mclane I am a man of reason and I know you loved this fed, so I have a proposition for you. Let’s have a wrestle off, my girls against yours. Three matches to decide who owns the fed.
Mclane: You have a deal. And for our first match I want my title holder Terri Gold. Takes on some idiotic member of your team, then I wan a tag match with my champions Cage Heat.
BLB: That all good so I have my new girlfriend Jazz go for the title shot in an I quit bra and panties match. And as for the tag match I want two of my big girl that will whip your girls form pillar to post. So Nicole Bass and Chyna I am putting you two on the job. And I think it is only suitable for us to have this match in a cage since your team is name is Cage Heat.
(Camera goes from Mclane’s Terri Gold and Cage Heat and BLB’s girlfriend Jazz and Nicole Bass and Chyna)
Mclane: What about the third match I want…
BLB: I don’t care what you want. I tell what third match will be its going to be a six women elimination match, my team will consist of Victoria, Aysa, and Midnight.
Mclane: Whatever, let see I pick my out of control freak Riot, and the always willing participant Danger, and lastly I pick Selina Majors
BLB: That’s fine, by me seeing that we are agreed. So I’ll leave until next week when the matches go down. My suggestion though is that this week you get those pathetic superstars ready because my athletes are going to paint the mat with those weakling soul.
(Camera then goes and pans out as it show BLB and the others leaving out the back. Then camera comes to David in the ring.)
Mclane: I’m going to take his advice and canceled all the matches that were scheduled for today to a later time. And reschedule matches will all those who are scheduled to wrestle next week against BLB people. So first off Cage Heat will have a warm up match against the Beach Patrol. And let see how about Terri Gold get a warm up match against Lana Starr. Then lets see I want our three girls in the elimination match to work together as a team so let see lets have Riot, Danger, and Selina Majors. In a match against Roxy Powers, Hammerin Heather Steel, and also Jade.
(Camera shows the girls heading back to back except Cage Heat who is wearing their normal orange jump suit from the California women’s correctional center. And the Beach Patrol who is wearing there normal red baywatch knock off swim suits who get in the ring getting ready to start the tag match.)
Commercial Break
The bell rings starting the match between Cage Heat and the Beach Patrol. To start thing off Delta and Summer got in the ring as their partners stood on the apron awaiting the tag. The girls circle around looking for a good opening until Delta comes and locks up with summer in the center of the ring.
Mclane: The nerve of that guy coming in my house trying to start something we me and my girls.
Lee Marshal: Check that headlock Delta has on Summer, now Delta has her set up for a powerful move, it looks like the a DDT. Yes it is a DDT
Back in the ring Delta deliver the powerful move on Summer stunning her as she hits the mat with brut force. Delta gets up and bounces off the rope and delivers a hard elbow right on to Summer chest. Summer screams with pain and holds her chest. Then she is lifted off the mat and dragged over to Cage Heat corner. Then Delta tags Loca who immediately climbs the turnbuckle and then Summer is hoisted up to Loca in an upside down bearhug position. Basically a piledriver position, then Delta who handed Summer to Loca get on one knee. Then Loca drops Summer head first onto Delta Knee.
Marshal: Oh my gosh what a move Summer head was driven right onto Delta’s knee. That could have cracked her skull.
Mclane: Yes Lee that was Cage Heat new moves they been practicing in the yard, they called it the dropped soap.
Summer’s body hits Delta knee head first then she flies up from the impact then comes shooting back down to the mat head first sending her to unconsciousness. However she is awoken by both members of Cage Heat walking across her stomach.
Marshal: I can not believe it those egotistic bastard are going to walk on her abs until they break.
Mclane: Don’t worry Summer singed the contract that if any physical damage is done to them that they are paid for their time of recovery as long as the damage happened in the ring
Delta and Loca then picks up Summer who is on wobbly legs and attempt a to give her a double suplex, but Sandy jumps in the ring and kicks Cage Heat in the back causing them to fly forward onto Summer, then roll over so Summer in on them.
Marshal: Great save
Mclane: Sandy was able to sense her partner was in trouble in came in to make the save. Look Lee Summer is over both of Cage Heat and has their shoulder pin!
Marshal: I know two… wait a kick out causing Summer to fly into her partner Sandy stunning Sandy and Summer. This gives both team time to shake the cobwebs out of their head
Summer and Sandy are the first ones up, they immediately go after a member of Cage Heat. Summer tosses Loca into a neutral corner and Sandy tosses Delta into the other opposite corner. As this is going on the ref tries to restore order trying to get one group of girls out. However the only one to go out is him as he is made into Cage Heat sandwich. As Summer and Sandy was trying to have the Cage Heat team crash into each other, instead they crashed into the ref knocking him out. Then the Beach Patrols tosses out Delta isolating them with Loca who is getting up on wobbly legs and she is the given a double dropkick knock her into next week.
Mclane: Did you see that, the Beach Patrol have turn the tides to there favor and look like they might be the new champions and have to fight BLB people.
Marshal: What is this Delta just grabbed some chairs from over here,
Mclane: Look at that move by Summer and Sandy they just gave Loca a double hip toss. Now look at them, Summer just locked on a camel clutch and Sandy locked on a Boston crab. Look Delta got chairs and just connected with Summer skull.
Marshal: That is the second skull shot that young lady had received. She is motionless she is probably out and this time she is not getting back up.
Then Delta takes her other chair and bring it to the back of Sandy head, who hadn’t released her boston crab and is totally unaware of what just happened to her partner. Sandy screams a horrible yell that quiets the crowded. They could feel the blow that Sandy just took then Delta checks on her partner who get up and looks glassy eyed. Then she goes over to Sandy and delivers another shot to the back with a chair to send Sandy back down to the mat since she was trying to get up. Then Delta goes back over to Loca and hands her one of the chairs she brought with her. Then Delta stands Sandy up in between her and Loca and picks up her chair and swings at the same time Delta swings her chair and they sandwich Sandy head with the chairs. Sandy crumples to the mat in a heap and then Loca and Delta picks up Sandy sends her running across the ring to the ropes and when she rebounds they give her hard time (the 3D). Then they both step on her abs and give a flexing pose as the ref counts the three count.
Mclane: What a move, poor Sandy has been dismantled by the Cage Heat.
Marsha: Your right Sandy is out of it she is barley breathing after that onslaught of torture.
Then Delta goes out of the ring grabs Summer and throws her into the ring. Just as Loca is throwing the limp body of Sandy out of the ring.
Marshal: This needs to be stopped these girls have suffered enough.
Mclane: Enough Cage Heat does not know what enough is Lee because of the yard back in the California correctional center
Delta now rolls in the ring after Summer and then Loca and Delta send Summer into the ropes and give her hard time sending her crashing to the mat. Then Loca climbs the rope and Delta pick up Summer so that she is high over her head, and then Loca leaps off the rope clotheslining Summer to the mat, giving Summer capital punishment.
Then Cage Heat guard comes in and puts the cuffs on them and takes them into the back to be comprehended in their holding cell.
Commercial Break
Mclane: Welcome back folks
Marshal: Yes welcome back and I hope you are ready for some grade “A” high quality wrestling between our WOW champion Terri Gold.
Mclane: And speaking of Terri Gold here she comes now.
(Camera goes from Mclane and Marshal to Terri Gold as she makes her way down the ramp to a chorus of cheers and even a few cat calls. The men love her in her blue and gold, the only flaw she has is that she has basically no chest. As she makes her way into the ring and start to a little stretching)
Mclane: Man the fans sure do love her she is a role model to every American out there.
Marshal: Yeah that is right and her opponent thinks she is a role model to everyone out there too.
Mclane: That is right Lee only thing is that no one likes her, because she tries to boss everyone around and just use them to get to the top.
Marshal: Did she use you to get on the show Mclane.
Mclane: Well yes but that is another story, that’ll tell you later
(Camera then goes from Terri Gold in the ring to the ramp showing Lana and Patti as they make their way to the ring caring a bag of accessories with them. They come out to arena in a mix reaction they get some boos, because they are the heel of the show, however get some cheers because of Lana Starr and Patti’s beauty.)
Mclane: I really wish Patti would just open her eyes and look at how Lana is using her to get to the top, the same way she use Poison.
Marshal: Well you know Patti is a grown women and can make her own decision, but I agree I think this is one of the worst decision she has made yet. What does she see in Lana
Mclane: I know what she sees Lana, she sees a way to stardom, and to Hollywood, however what she doesn’t see that if she does get into Hollywood Lana will take it away from her so fast.
Marshal: You got that right
Mclane: Yep and we will right back after the commercial break to bring you the head to head action.
Commercial Break
(Camera is in the ring as the bell rings and starts the match, and the women
start to circle around and look for the right place to look up at.)
They lock up in the center of the ring and Lana quickly lock on a headlock on to Terri as Terri yells her anguish out. Then she sends Terri flying into the ropes across the ring Terri rebound and is caught in the chest and mouth with a perfectly executed drop kick.
Marshal: Even if you do not like her you have to give Lana credit she is very good grappler.
Mclane: Credit for what she is just a lying, cheating, stealing, no good for nothing tramp
Marshal: Calm down there partner.
Back in the ring Lana is picking up Terri and attempts a suplex, however Terri rolls through the suplex and lands on her feet. Then with Lana back to her Terri kick a quick chick kick to Lana’s temple sending her flying to the mat. She lifts Lana up by the hair and throws her into the corner, then she goes to the opposite corner of Lana and starts to cartwheel and back-flip her way across the ring. She goes to deliver a back elbow to Lana’s face, but Patti moves Lana in the nick of time. This causes Terri to slam into the turn buckle and she is in serious pain, also this allows Lana to get time to recover form the chick kick to the temple.
Mclane: You see that Lee Lana has Patti train to do whatever it takes to make sure she wins this match.
Marshal: Yeah I see it Mclane I see it.
In the ring Lana has gotten back her senses and gets up and takes a handful
of Terri’s hair and tosses her across the ring with it. Then while still
holding on to her hair she gives Terri another hairmare takeover.
Then for good measure she gives her another one and finally lets go of Terri’s
hair and let Terri fall to the ground grabbing her hair as it feels like it
is going to fall out. Then to continue her attack on Terri’s hair Lana
stands on it and grabs Terri’s wrist and yanks her body up from the mat
with it. Terri ‘s body is arched to the ceiling as she feels like she
is in a world of agony.
Marshal: Why is the ref letting this happened to Terri like that I thought hair pulling is against the rules?
Mclane: It is Lee.
Then in the ring Lee’s question is answered as Patti’s gets in the ring with her bag and the ref get the bag Lana brought to the ring. Then both Patti and the ref start to take hundred of mirrors out of the bags
Mclane: What is this Josh has join Lana’s team, no way this can not be.
Marshal: Oh yeah it can look at him he is enjoying seeing Terri get beaten by the hand of Lana.
Mclane: I wonder what type of agreement does these two have, that would make Josh join Lana’s team.
Back in the ring Patti picks up a mirror and then slams it onto Terri face. Glass shatters everywhere and Terri lets out a high pitch scream. Then Josh places a mirror on the ground in the center of the ring. Lana pick up Terri then put her in a front headlock position right over the mirror. Then just like that she gives Terri a DDT right onto to the mirror. Shattering the glass everywhere as again Terri lets out a high pitch scream.
Marshal: Why does no one stop this.
Mclane: Here comes Jungle Grrl. Maybe she will stop this three on one attack in the ring
Jungle Grrl gets in the ring and Lana hightails it out of the ring leaving Josh and Patti in the ring with her then with a great timing Jungle Grrl give Patti a super kick that sends her flying out of the ring to the floor of the arena. Josh sees this and hightails it out of the ring too, before Jungle Grrl can get her lethal feet on him. They finally rings the bell signaling the end of the match as Lana and her team head back to the locker room area.
Mclane: Even though they fought and have had their feuds Jungle Grrl is still a true friend of Terri Gold as she just saved her from a beating that could have ended her career
Marshal: You got that right, Mclane I glad to see them getting along now too.
Mclane: We will right back after these commercial breaks with the final match on tonights card.
Commercial Break
(Camera is on Julie Day who is in the parking lot trying to get a interview
with the fleeing Lana Starr and her team of goons)
Julie Day: Excuse me Lana what made you acquire Josh to be part of your team.
Lana: Well because every show need a leading man and Mclane is definitely not it so I choose Josh since he could always come in handy in the ring when I need help.
Julie Day: And Josh you are okay with joining her team.
Josh: Yeah she teaching me a lot of how to handle myself on camera and the stuff she does for me while the camera is turn off would drive other men crazy.
Julie Day: You do realize though that she is using…
Julie is cut off with a slap to the face by Patti
Patti: This interview is over you cunt
(Camera shows Lana and her group of goons as they leave the arena in a big stretched out PT cruiser.)
Commercial Break
Mclane: Welcome back and we are glad you are back as we about to go to our first
every six women tag team match
Marshal: Yes but before we do lets go back to right before the commercial with interview Julie was giving before she was beaten by Patti.
(Camera goes to the titatron at the top of the ring as it shows the replay of what just happened to Julie in the parking lot.)
Marshal: Man what do these people see in her, that witch is destroying your talent Mclane and you are just going to let her do it.
Mclane: No I’m not next time she is going to get hers when I have her in a handicap match against Cage Heat and Julie Day, but her goons are vanished from the ring while the match is going on. And to make matter worst for her I’m going to be the special guest referee.
(Camera goes from Lee and David to the tope of the ramp as Riot music hits and she makes her way into the ring. Tonight thought she is not wearing her usual outfit of the black shorts and the ripped T-shirt that say Riot all over it. Tonight she is wearing red ripped shorts, or should I say underwear because they come up as high as underwear is supposed to with her name on the butt in white writing. Then her shirt is a black shirt that is ripped all over and it has her name on it across the back and front in white spray paint.)
Mclane: Looks like Riot has new attire for the special occasion, since she is wrestling in WOW’s first ever women six women tag team match
Marshal: All these women participating in this match should be proud because they are participating in this first ever event.
(Camera then shows one of Riot’s partners as Danger comes down to the ring and her normal all black attire to a chorus of boos. She joins Riot in the ring as they stretch awaiting their partner Selina Majors)
Marshal: For those of you out there that do not watch out show all the time this is not the first time Riot and Danger have teamed up together.
Mclane: That is right Lee during the Tag Team Tournament these two teamed together and formed a pretty good team together however it was short lived as the two start fighting and arguing with each other causing their alliance to be broken
(Camera then goes to the ramp again as the season veteran Selina Majors makes her way out to the ring in her red white and blue attire. She joins the ring and high five her partners as they wait their opponents)
Marshal: I do have one question David?
Mclane: What is that?
Marshal: What made you think Selina would be able to control these two out of control freaks in a match with three other people.
Mclane: I figured that these two could use a veteran like Selina in the ring to keep them calm and cool while they destroy the opposition, also I figured if anybody could break up these two egotistic women if they do go at it, it would be Selina.
(Camera then goes from the two men, to the women in the ring, then from them to the Hammerin Heather Steel who was making her way to the ring wearing her normal white top with the jean shorts bottoms. She waited at the end of the ramp for her partners which is a smart thing to do. Since if she got in it would be a three on one attack and we have already seen one of them today.)
Mclane: Jeez Riot and Danger look hungry for blood.
(Camera goes to the ramp as Steel’s partner Roxy Powers comes to the ring and stands next to Steel as she comes to the ring in her normal yellow shirt and the green shorts.)
Marshal: The crowd love her don’ they David the way she comes out with the karate kick and stuff really gets them rowed up.
Mclane: It sure dose Lee they really love every since her feud with Slam Dunk and stuff and here comes Steel and Roxy’s partner Jade.
(Camera goes to Jade as she runs down the ramp to the ring with her red dress on, then with her partner in toe she and they get in the ring and all they all start to pummel on the women in the ring)
In the ring Heather is pounding away on Riot sending a barrage of elbows and closed fist to Riot’s face in a corner. Selina is the opposite corner pounding away on Jade while Roxy has Danger reeling in another corner. Then Roxy lifts Danger up on the top turnbuckle. Then she climbs up after her and with a punch to the face she has Danger ready to deliver a hurricanna from the top turnbuckle.
Marshal: Did you see that move? It has Danger on dream street.
Danger tries to get up but is met in the center of the ring with the heads of partner as their skull come crashing into each other.
Mclane: Heather and Jade just threw Riot and Selina into Danger this could have knocked out all of them
Marshal: Yeah and Roxy is covering all of them
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Kick out at two, Danger and Riot look ticked and what this Selina look even more rage then they do. They converge on Roxy who on her back on the ground trying to get to her feet. Jade and Heather have left the ring and are standing on the ring apron as the three girls attack their partner Roxy in the ring.
Marshal: Riot and Danger has changed Selina into one of them, look at her as she goes to illegal tactics.
Mclane: Illegal what is so illegal about three women beating up one in a three on one match.
In the ring Danger has Roxy in a full nelson as her partners take turn sending closed fisted to Roxy body especially concentrating on the Roxy’s rock hard abs. That she has worked so hard to get just right, into her six pack. Then after about the fifth hit from Selina and Riot. Danger delivered a high powered full nelson slam. That sent Roxy bouncing to the mat, only to come to stop and by being pin by Danger.
Marshal: Finally this match has be calmed down and the fight is finally even.
Mclane: That is if there is going to be anymore of fight because it doesn’t look like Roxy is going to kick out? No wait she justs does kick out.
Back in the ring Roxy and Danger struggle to get to their feet. However after rolling around a bit it is Roxy who is the first one up. Danger is not to far behind those as they both meet in the center of the ring where both girls start t exchange blows. Roxy delivers a right hand chop onto Danger chest that staggers her. Then Danger retaliates with a left hand slap then turns Roxy cheek. Then Roxy Powers goes for a slap of her own that sends Danger into a neutral corner. She hits with a thud and bounces off and caught in the back of the head with a big boot from Roxy than send Danger falling to the mat like a sack of potatoes.
Marshal: Wow, did you see that Roxy just hit her with a boot to the back of the head. I think Danger is out.
Mclane: That what you thought early but Danger was able to kick out.
Marshal: That what with the help of her partners remember. Oh look at this Roxy has Danger on wobbly legs ready for her knockout kick. But look at this, Danger in the nick of time. Saving herself but inadvertently having Roxy knockout Jade with the kick.
Back in the ring Danger scrabbles over to her corner to make a tag to Riot who had been wanting a tag for a while now. Riot gets in the ring and takes off towards Roxy who has her back turn to her opponent checking on her fallen partner. Then Riot delivers a drop kick that sends Roxy into the turnbuckle chest first. Then she slaps Heather Steel so hard she knocks her off the apron leaving Roxy trapped in the corner with no help. Riot then takes her time sizing up her opponent stomach before delivering one hell of a punch that doubles Roxy over.
Mclane: What is this Riot has Roxy in a bad spot look at this she just hoisted up Roxy in a powerbomb position.
Marshal: I think she might try to deliver a powerbomb on the turnbuckle. Man if she does the could end the career of Roxy Powers.
Mclane: No look Lee Roxy just countered it into a swinging DDT.
Back in the ring both fighters are down in Roxy corner. However it is to no avail for Roxy because both her partners are on the arena floor still trying to shake the cobwebs out. Meanwhile Riot is slowly crawling back to her corner to make the tag. As she needs to badly make the tag to one of her partners. Finally Hammerin Heather gets up on the apron and makes the tag to Roxy. But at the same time Riot make the tag to Selina who gets and the ring only to met with a clothesline from Heather.
Mclane: Look at the that clothesline it sent Selina for a 360 degree spin in the air.
Marshal: Yeah your are right, she looks out of it. But not as out as Heather is about to feel once Danger lands her Danger drop on her.
Back in the ring Heather is celebrating her powerful move but Danger gets in the ring and justs waits for her to turn around then with that she hits the danger drop on Heather and sends her flying over the top rope with it to the arena floor. Where she lands on the arena floor again. However Danger good move is short lived as Jade is back up from the Roxy knock out kick and she is waiting for Danger to turn around. When Danger does turn around she hits her with a nice flying heads scissors that sent Danger flying out of the ring.
Mclane: That was a great move by Jade but instead of celebrating she needs to keep her eyes on her opponent because it could be costly.
Marshal: Like right now it could be costly because Riot is getting back up.
Back in the ring Riot is getting back to her feet and Jade see this and goes over and tries a hurricanrna on Riot to send her flying to the mat. However Riot countered catching Jade up in the air and switching hurricanrna to a powerbomb that flattens Jade to the mat. Riot is quick to roll Jade up after that for the pin.
The ref counts
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The bell rings signals the end of the match as Riot kicks slash rolls Jade out of the ring onto Heather’s motionless body. Selina is back up in the ring and Danger is getting back up to. When she does she sees Roxy still lying in the corner trying to recover from the beating she has received during the beginning of the match. Then Danger gets in the rings and lift Roxy up and is about to give her the Danger drop. But Selina comes over and whispers something into her ears. Then Danger hands Roxy over to Selina, and Selina then delivers her finishing move the stunner. That sends Rosy through the ropes to the floor landing on top of her fallen partners.
Marshal: Well there you have it your winners of the first ever WOW six man tag team match is Riot, Danger, and Selina Majors.
Mclane: This is why I have picked these people to represent me against that over grown Shaq want-a-be.
Marshal: Tonight we saw a lot of good matches and next week promises to be just as good as we are having a pay-per-view type show for the federation.
Mclane: Yes it will be the wonderful and talented women of WOW versus the BLB’s women. Folks please tune in it because it will be the last time you see BLB for a while.
Commercial Break
(Camera show Mclane on the phone talking to someone, and all that can be heard is Mclane saying yeah, okay, alright, and then he give the camera a big grin and we go to the credits)