WWACO pay-per-view: Match 1
                  SuperBoobs vs The Crotch Crusher
                              Catfight

 "Welcome to our second pay-per-view of 2000, Feb-U-Wary Fury! This is
Bob Harlen, and I'm here with the owner of WWACO, Michael J. Vargus.
What do you think of this crowd Mic?" "We've got a full house tonight
Bob, and they're here for 1 reason..." Bob jumps in, "Puppies!!" "Is
that all you think about Bob, breasts?" "Damn right Mic. I also love pie
Mic, poo..." Mic interupts him, "And here's our ring announcer Tony to
announce the first match, take it away Tony."   

 "Coming out first, standing 6'5", and weighing in at 270 lbs, she's 1
half of Apocalypse... The Crotch Crusher!" She comes out wearing her
usual outfit of a black executioner's mask, black 2 piece outfit and
black heels." "That's a big, powerful woman Mic, and look at the size of
those puppies, must be Great Danes." (stats: 55I-36-53) "You never stop,
do you Bob?" "Nope, I never do." Bob gives a big smile. "Did you forget
what happened last month when she threatened to feminize you for talking
about her like that?" Bob grimaces, then in a squeaky voice says, "Oh
yeah, I forgot."   

 Crusher enters the ring, taunts the crowd, (they boo her) and then
cracks her knuckles. "And her opponent tonight, is 1 half of Southern
Comfort... SuperBoobs!" She comes through the curtain, and the crowd
erupts in cheers. "She stands 5'3", weighs 118 lbs, and has a 38D-27-37
figure." She's wearing her regular outfit, green thong panties. Her
shoulder length, red hair is worn loose. She enters the ring, and hops
up and down a few times. (making her 38 D's bounce, exciting the crowd
more) Bob: "I love this lady, she's got a great pair of... Oh my God,
she just mocked the Crusher a (DX) crotch chop, and boy does the Crusher
look mad!"   

 The bell rings. SB stands in the corner as CC charges her, and SB steps
out of the way at the last second. CC hits the corner hard and staggers
back a few steps. Mic: "SB kicks the back of CC's right knee, and again,
CC goes down to one knee." Bob: "And SB jumps on her back... it's the
sleeper! She's got her in the sleeper!" CC pulls at SB's arms, as SB is
straining to resist her. Bob: "SB's arms are moving, no wait, SB has
started driving knees into CC's back... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. CC drops to her
hands and knees, she going down!" SB suddenly releases the sleeper,
kicks CC in the face knocking her down, then climbs out of the ring.   

 "What's she doing Mic, why did SB let her go? I don't get it. SB is
searching under the ring, and comes up with a base ballbat!" She gets
back in the ring as CC gets back up to her feet. "CC looks really mad
now Mic, wait CC hasn't seen the bat yet... OH GOD!!! SB just hit CC in
the crotch with that bat!!! SHE"S STILL STANDING, HOW IN THE WORLD IS
SHE STILL STANDING?!?!" Mic: " Wait, her knees are buckling, she's
stooping over... DDT!" Bob: "SB goes for the pin, 1... 2... CC kicks
out, but she's to late, the ref just counted 3! She did it, SB did it,
she beat the Crotch Crusher by crushing her crotch with that bat!"  

 Bob: "They're both getting up, but CC is up first and she's gotta be
boiling mad! She grabs SB by the throat and... OH MY GOD!!!! In all my
years, I've never seen a chokeslam delivered with such force! She's out,
CC knocked her out with one chokeslam! She may have internal injuries."
CC signals for a mic, and is handed one. Bob: "I wonder what she wants?
She's never called for a mic before." In a booming, but still female
voice she says, "This little Bitch will now feel the power of The
Armageddon!" "Do you know what that is Mic?" "Only the biblical
definition. It must be a new move." She rips off SB's panties, picks SB
up, puts SB over her shoulder and climbs the corner to the top rope
facing away from the ring. "Mic, she's lifted SB up by the waist, and it
looks like SB is waking up. She sees where she is, and she's screaming
at CC not to hurt her." CC jumps up and backward into the ring (holding
SB almost overhead by the waist) while turning 180 degrees. She lands
facing center ring and immediately drops to one knee and slams SB's
crotch down onto her other, now outstretched knee. Mic: "OH GOD, That
was the most, vicious, brutal, devestating move I've ever seen!"
Security and the EMT's come out and manage to get CC out of the ring.
The EMT's put the unconscious SB on a stretcher, take her to the
ambulance, and rush her to the hospital.   

 (A minute later)

 Mic: "I've just been told that SB will be out of action for several
months due to injuries." They cut to an interview for the next match. 

                    Stay tuned for the next match