WWACO pay-per-view: Match 3
                         The Hell Cats vs ???
                             Biker Battle

RA: The New Spice Girls won't be wrestling tonight, (crowd boos) but we
have arranged for a match we think you'll enjoy.
B: No Spice girls... that sucks. Why wasn't I told about this Mic?
M: Because you were too busy trying to get a date with Bonnie.
B: Oh yeah. She's weakening Mic, I'm getting to her.
M: Oh, yeah... right! You'll never get a date with her.
B: (glares at Mic) ...Anyway, take it away Tony. 
RA: Our 3rd match tonight, is a Biker Battle! The first team is Bobbie
and Kelly... The Hell Cats! Standing 5'7", weighing 130 lbs, with a
44DD-30-37 figure, and wearing black boots, cut off jeans and a black
leather bikini top... Bobbie! (crowd goes wild) And her daughter,
standing 5'7", weighing 125 lbs, with a 40DD-29-36 figure, and wearing
black boots, jeans, and a black leather bikini top... Kelly! (crowd
erupts again) (both have red hair worn in a ponytail, Bobbie's is to
mid-back, Kelly's is to mid-chest)
B: I love this mother, daughter biker team, they're HOT!
M: Cool it Bob... you're right though, and they're tough too.
B: They're one of the toughest teams in WWACO, who're they wrestling
tonight anyway?
M: If you'll wait a minute, Tony will announce them.
RA: And their opponents tonight, standing 5'10", weighing 140 lbs, with
a 32B-24-36 figure, and wearing a silk blouse, short plaid skirt,
pantyhose, and black boots... Laura "The Teacher" Merkal! (mostly boos)
And her partner, standing 5'7", weighing 120 lbs, with a 32B-22-30
figure, and wearing a very short plaid skirt (white cotton panties),
white knee socks, patent leather saddle shoes, and a short white
sweater... Jesse "The Brain" Beagel! (half boos, half whistles and cat
calls) (Laura has shoulder length blonde hair, Jesse has red hair worn
in page boy style)
B: COOL, Bikers vs Snobs! These women have never gotten along, and now,
we finally get to see them fight it out!
M: They're entering the ring, and there's the bell!
B: They lockup in center ring, Laura hip tosses Bobbie, but gets pulled
down with her, and they're fighting on the mat!
M: Kelly has pushed Jesse into the corner, and she's pounding her
stomach with punches and knees! Jesse is crumbling!
B: Jesse isn't as strong as Kelly is Mic... OH GOD, she just stunned
Kelly with a vicious uppercut to the crotch! Jesse's up... and nails
Kelly with a DDT! Kelly's down!
M: Laura and Bobbie are back up now, Bobbie grabs her in a bearhug, and
gives Laura a devestating inverted atomic drop! Now she lifts Laura's
legs, exposing her white panties... OH, a brutal kneedrop to her crotch,
Laura's in trouble!
B: Jesse sits on Kelly's stomach, rips off her bikini top and... She
stopped, she heard Laura scream. She looks at Laura and Bobbie, And now
Jesse is off Kelly and she's charging Bobbie from behind!
M: Bobbie's preparing to drop another knee, she doesn't see Jesse! OH, a
vicious crotch kick from behind lifts Bobbie up on her toes!
B: It's no secret how Jesse feels about Laura, she loves her. Look at
that ferocity, she's thrown the older, stronger Bobbie to the mat, she
dives on her and... PUPPIES!
M: OH GOD, she's brutalizing Bobbie breasts! Bobbie's punching her face,
but it's not having any effect!
B: Kelly's up and is heading for Jesse, she's gonna save her mom...
M: OH, Laura flattens Kelly with a flying clothesline!
(Bobbie is bucking up and down with her hips, legs spread wide for
balance, trying to knock Jesse off her)
B: Laura's back up, she sees Bobbie, and she kicks Bobbie between her
legs! Listen to that scream, Bobbie's hurt.
M: Look at that! Laura's kick split the seam of Bobbie's jeans, she's
totally exposed!
B: I don't believe it, The Finishing School is finishing Bobbie!
Kelly: Mom, NOOOOO!
M: Kelly is starting to get up, but Laura drops down behind her. She
claps on a body scissors, and a sleeperhold, it's Pher finisher,
Permanent Detention!
B: Jesse is continuing to maul Bobbie's 44DD's, this is horrible! I
don't think Bobbie can take much more of this!
M: Kelly is struggling to escape, but Laura's too srong for her, she's
starting to passing out!
B: Look, Jesse is starting to fall. With Laura out of danger, she lost
her focus, and Bobbie's punches are snaping Jesse's head back!
M: Looks like the 19 y/o Jesse is getting knocked out by the veteran
Bobbie... Jesse is flat on her back, and Bobbie is...
B: Pulling Jesse's skirt and panties down and off! She spreads Jesse's
legs and looks at Laura. Laura sees her... and Bobbie points to Jesse's
red-haired kitty. OH GOD she's beautiful, and look at that red muff!
M: Keep your mind on the match Bob. Bobbie's raising her right hand...
THE CLAW! It's the univeral signal for the claw!
B: Even better Mic, it's gonna be a crotch claw! She's gonna crush
Jesse's apple!
M: Well put Bob. Laura still has Kelly in her finisher, she's looking at
Bobbie and shaking her head no. Bobbie nods yes, and yells at Laura to
let Kelly go.
B: Laura has eased up on Kelly, but not let her go, it's a stand off! We
know Bobbie has a special claw technique, and if she uses her crotch
claw, Jesse's young womanhood could be permanently damaged! She hasn't
used this move since `98 when she ended that girl's career, and nearly
ended her sex life too.
M: I recently heard from her, she still has... problems.
B: Really? That's too bad. Hey Mic, are they...
M: Yes, they're talking... wait, I think they've made a deal. Yes, they
have.
(They both stand up, and move the other's partner to the side of the
ring, where attendants are helping them out. It's become a 1 on 1 fight!
B: Look, Bobbie's calling for a mic.
Bobbie: Laura, are you woman enough to fight me... in the nude? (She
throws Laura the mic)
Laura: (since Laura has never been stripped in a match, most of the
crowd is shouting "DO IT!" She listens to them for a minute then
answers) You got it Biker Bitch!
B: They're stripping... I love it!
(Bobbie quickly removes her boots, jeans, and panties, Laura takes a
little longer to strip.
M: You really love this don't you Bob?
B: Damn right Mic! ...Wow, Laura's a real Nordic beauty, OH BABY, she a
real blonde too!
M: You're right Bob, she is gorgeous, but this is a fight remember.
B: Oh yeah.
M: They circle eachother, looking for an openng or weakness.
B: Bobbie's breasts are already bruised from Jesse's attack earlier, and
her crotch must be sore from Laura's kick. She'll be guarding those
parts especially. She's really tough, but Laura's an expert at
inflicting pain. Especially on her opponent's feminine attributes.
M: Nicely put Bob.
B: Thanks, I've been studying.
M: They lockup center ring and...
B: Laura nails Bobbie with knee to the groin, and it looks like she
going for a powerbomb!
M: She has Bobbie up and... OH GOD, she went from a powerbomb start,
into a neckbreaker!
B: When Laura dropped to her butt, did you see Bobbie's neck bend. That
was vicious, Bobbie's just lying on the mat twitching.
M: Bobbie may have a broken neck, this is horrible!
B: Laura puts one foot on Bobbie's battered breasts, and the ref is
counting, 1... 2...
M: HOLY SHIT, she kicked out! How in the hell did she do that?!?!
B: What'd you say Mic? I mean, that's incredible. I didn't think she was
even conscious!
M: I slipped, I usually don't say things like that Bob. But look at
Laura, she's stomping around the ring.
B: She's as stunned as the rest of us, how the hell did Bobbie kick out
after that?
M: Laura picks Bobbie up, and Bobbie is barly managing to walk, she's
incredible!
B: Laura takes Bobbie to the corner and is draping her arms and legs
over the ropes, yes, she's setting her up for...
Mic and Bob together: The Corner of Shame!
M: I can't watch this.
B: Laura backs up, she runs in and mashes Bobbie's breasts with a drop
kick. And here's the setup for the last part, 4 vicious toe kicks to
Bobbie's devastated crotch.
M: This is turning into one of the most vicious ppv's WWACO has ever
had, and this is only the third match.
B: There she goes, Laura's going to the opposite corner, it's the
Expulsion...
M: No look, Kelly is getting in the ring. Don't tell me she's going to
fight her.
B: No Mic, she's talking to her mom, and Bobbie is shaking her head no,
but to what?
M: Kelly is walking over to Laura with her hands held up in front of
her.
B: They're talking, and Kelly looks like she's begging Laura. I've never
seen Kelly act like this, but I've never seen Bobbie beaten this bad
either.
M: Kelly has nodded yes to something. She goes over to her mom, and
takes her off the corner. Now she walks to center ring, and sits down.
B: Laura walks up, sits down behind her, and applies Permanent
Detention.
M: Kelly is sacrificeing herself to save her mom from permanent injury.
She's fading, it's over, Kelly's out cold. Now she pins her, 1, 2, 3,
that's uncalled for.
B: Mic, now look what she's doing. She's walked over to Bobbie, and does
the same thing, Permanent Detention then pins her.
M: Well, I guess she's finished with them finally. No, she's... oh God!
B: She tore out a big handful of Bobbie's red bush, and now she uses her
other hand to do the same to Kelly, that is truly vicious.
M: She's out of the ring, and Jesse's up. Jesse gets all their clothes,
and they finally leave while the EMTs come in to attend to Bobbie and
Kelly.

(While the EMTs carry Bobbie and Kelly out, Bob and Mic talk breifly
about the match then change the subject.)

B: Mic, we've got a special handicap match up next, but my sheet doesn't
say who this newcomer is.
M: That's right, I'm the only person that's seen her.
B: Come on Mic, tell us who she is.
M: After we see this interview with the challengers, you'll see her when
everyone else does.

(They go to the interview)

To be continued in Match 4