Heavenly Hardbodys vs. Flyin Hawaiians

  "Ladies and gentleman"…"the first of our co-main events of the evening is
set for a thirty minute time limit"…ring announcer Bobby Testa addressed. "It
features two of the top tag teams that the N.A.W.W.A. has to offer. At that
point, the crowd stood at a stand still. They stood in a hush with
anticipation as the introductions started. "Introducing first…making their
way from Newport Beach Ca., …give it up for wrestlings sexiest tag team…The
Heavenly Hardbodys!!! The capacity crowd ripped up in approval as the
chiseled beach bunny's made their way towards ringside. And as always…they
didn't disappoint their fans. They strutted through an obvious adoring crowd,
while teasing and flaunting every bit of appeal they possessed. They had been
recently voted the N.A.W.W.A.'s most popular new tag team, as well as sexiest
tag team. As they approached the ring, you could see the final voting was
more that justified.

   They climbed the ring steps and continued to prance and pose along the
apron. Sunny then sat on the second rope, allowing her partner to enter
first. She then followed Shelly into the ring as they continued to flirt with
the adoring crowd. And what a sight they were. While wearing mostly matching
attire, there were a few small differences that showed their individuality.
Entering the ring, Sunny had on her trademark lime green, rhinestone-covered
cowboy hat, and a matching long robe that dragged on the ground as she
strutted. The lining of the robe was set off by a matching green feather boa.
Once she disrobed, she had on a thin lycra green sports top, covered with
little white daisies. Her bottoms were matching green shorts cut even with
her crotch, with a single white daisy on each hip. Her white boots went up to
her calves, and had a lime green SSD down each side.

   Shelly on the other hand, had on the same sports top as her partner, only
Shelly's was white with lime green trim. She was wearing a white thong
bottom, showing off the best set of buns in the sport. Nicknamed "The
Barefoot Contessa", by Women's Wrestling World magazine, she once again
planned on grappling bootless tonight. She did however have on her trademark
"Wonder Woman" style bands around both her wrists and ankles that matched her
ring attire. As she slid off her platform flowered green and white
flip-flops, you could see her toenails were matching green as well. If you
looked closely enough, you could see both her big toenails had a white daisy
painted on them, much to her partner's delight. As opposed to the extravagant
robe her partner adorned, Shelly chose a long white cape, covered in green
rhinestones. Once she slid off the aforementioned cape, the arena suddenly
turned into a sea of whistles. For they were witnessing two of the most
beautiful women that ever donned a pair of wrestling tights.

As they continued to pose for the approving crowd, it was obvious to all in
attendance these towering beach bunnies not only spent a lot of time tanning,
but they spent a tremendous amount of time in the gym as well. While Sunny's
chiseled muscular frame made her look as if she'd fit right in a Ms. Fitness
contest, Shelly was just plain buff! Shelly's body was more comparable to the
likes of Carla Dunlap, or a Sharon Breaneu. Both rock hard, muscular bodies
were covered in shinny body oil, with specs of glitter all over. The oily
body glitter only made their muscles that much more intimidating. With the
exception of hair color, they looked like twins. While Sunny was blonde, and
Shelly was brunette, both had similar hairstyles that draped just under their
shoulders.  Under the lights, you could see hints of glitter in their hair as
well. That along with the heavy green and silver glittery eyeshadow made
everyone take notice of one fact…" Gaudy decadence had a new name, and that
name is The Heavenly Hardbody's"!

   While their opponents tonight may have been more of a tune-up for the
Hardbody's, they were by no means pushovers. There was a definite size
difference between the two teams. Both Sunny and Shelly measured just under
six feet tall, while Kimmie Paradise stood at a respectable 5'9, and Koral
Weilaya measured only 5'5 in height. You couldn't tell by looking at Shelly,
but she was remembering her singles match against Kimmie just two short weeks
ago. And what a knockdown, dragout barnburner that was to see. It was
non-stop, back and forth action from beginning to end, that ended with Shelly
getting pinned by an almost infallible opponent.  So it was safe to say that
Shelly may be looking for a little payback tonight as well.


  As the lights darkened for the Flyin Hawaiians entrance, the pounding of
tribal Polynesian war drums blistered throughout the arena. A bright light
then glared on the entrance ramp awaiting the arrival of the Polynesian
princess's. Much to the dismay of the Hardbody's, the Hawaiians were taking a
lot of time to make their presence known. But what both Shelly and Sunny
didn't know, was that there was a much crueler fate that awaited the two of
them tonight.  What they didn't know, was that the N.A.W.W.A. tag team
champions, "The Watts Towers", had just brutally attacked the Flyin
Hawaiians, so they could send a message to the number one contenders for
their belts.


   Both Lateese Dawson and Venus DeMilo had built a reputation of being the
most brutal tag team that women's wrestling had seen in years.  They had an
incredible 11-0 win-loss record, winning the belts on only their third match.
They seemed to enjoy dishing out punishment to opponents. The night they won
the championship from Power Inc. for example ended with Diana Hammers
spending three weeks in the hospital nursing various injuries that included a
severely fractured collarbone. And tonight would find the Heavenly Hardbody's
in very similar unfortunate circumstances.  


   As the light shined on the entrance ramp, the arena lights over Shelly
and Sunny remained dark. That allowed the champions to run through the crowd
and sneak attack the unsuspecting Hardbody's. As Shelly and Sunny continued
to await their scheduled opponent's entrance, the Towers quickly slipped
under the bottom ropes and slammed their championship belts over the back of
the Hardbody's heads. Both Shelly and Sunny laid helpless on the mat as the
arena lights just then came on. The crowd was shocked to see their favorite
tag team slowly try to get to their feet as the champs stood over them
laughing.  Lateese then pulled Sunny up to her feet by her hair and held her
while Venus slammed her belt over her forehead. Venus then scooped Sunny up
and tossed her out of the ring like a rag doll.

 Still dizzy from the shot to her head, Shelly felt herself being pulled to
her feet by her hair. Before she knew it, her throat was being placed over
the top rope making it impossible for her to breathe. Venus held Shelly's
shoulders down as Lateese stood on the ring apron pulling down two fistfuls
of Shelly's black mane. Shelly's arms swung wildly as she gasped for what
little air she could get. The Towers then released the hold as Shelly's limp
body fell to the mat. She laid on the mat choking and tearing as she clutched
her throat with both hands. Lateese then grabbed both of Shelly's ankles and
dragged her on her back to the center of the ring." C'mon Venus, lets do
this", Lateese yelled to her partner. She then pulled Shelly's ankles up in
the air, spreading them apart as Venus climbed to the top turnbuckle. Venus
then jumped into the air and landed a viscous head butt to Shelly's crotch,
knocking what little air she had in her body completely out. Clutching her
mound, and curled up in fetal position, the Towers then mercilessly stomped
the battered Bod in the middle of the ring.   


   It was then that Sunny had somehow gained the strength to climb on top of
the ring apron. But it was to no avail, as the Towers pulled her into the
ring. As her partner laid helpless in the center of the ring, Sunny was then
scooped up by Venus in a piledriver position, as Lateese jumped off the top
turnbuckle re-enforcing the piledriver. Sunny then lay on the mat next to her
partner as her body jerked with slight convulsions. Lateese then scooped
Shelly up over her shoulder and placed her upside down in the corner, locking
her ankles under the top turnbuckle. As Shelly hung helplessly upside down in
the corner, Venus slid out of the ring and grabbed Shelly's hair, pulling her
head back. By that time, Lateese had made her way to the opposite corner from
the half conscience Shelly, and began to run full speed towards her.  She
then jumped into the air, launching her shoulder just below Shelly's ribcage,
snapping her legs  forward as she fell unconscience to the mat.


   At that point, a number of referees as well as other wrestlers rushed
into the ring to aid the fallen beauties.  While they were able to finally
put a stop to the viscous beating the Towers were dishing out, the damage had
already been done. The ring physician had motioned for two stretchers, as
Sunny and Shelly lay unconscience on the mat. Sunny was mumbling while Shelly
was barely breathing. Both wrestlers were then placed on the stretchers and
wheeled to an ambulance inside the arena, which then rushed them to the
emergency room.


   As the Towers gleefully exited the arena, the crowd was too shocked and
disturbed to boo. The careers of two phenomenal young lady grapplers stood in
jeopardy. Commissioner Max Gomez immediately fined the Towers five thousand
dollars each, and stripped them of their belts. He then informed them that
the N.A.W.W.A. would hold a mandatory meeting to discuss the possible
expulsion of the Watts Towers. But the most important question that everyone
is asking is, "will the Heavenly Hardbody's be back"…………….