Princess Victoria vs. Miss American Pie


  The crowd finally started to settle in for the main event after witnessing
the impressive display the Watts Towers had offered them. Ring announcer
Bobby Testa was still trying to catch his breath over that incredible tag
feature that preceeded tonights championsip bout. "Ladies and gentleman"…"our
final match of the evening is set for a thirty minute time limit, and is for
the North American Women's Wrestling Association championship", Bobby
notified the eager audience. At just that point, Bruce Springsteen's "Born in
the USA", started blaring through the arena sound system. Red, white, and
blue lights filled the arena as the fan favorite, Pamela  "Miss American Pie"
Adams, made her way towards the ring. A bright spotlight followed the
energized challenger as she high-fived her way ringside.


   She made her way up the steps, and slid between the ropes into the ring.
She continued to rush around the ring with her arms raised high in the air.
She donned a blue sports top, with white stars scattered sporadically, and a
pair of tiny red and white-stripped workout shorts. That along with matching
wrist bands, and red, whit and blue wrestling boots, made her look like the
ultimate all-American gal.


Pamela Adams has rapidly become a huge fan favorite since entering the
N.A.W.W.A just a short time ago. Her energizing patriotism along with her
all-American beauty leaves no wonder to this youngster's success. She brings
an impressive 9-2 record into tonight's much anticipated title match. It's a
record that includes victories over top contenders such as Mighty Aphrodite,
Diana Hammers, and Tabitha West. Her only losses came within her first three
matches. The Phantom handed the lovely Americana her first defeat in an
extremely one-sided bout. From the opening bell, Pamela was no match for the
unbelievable power the mysterious Phantom possesses. While the Phantom may
have handed her a good old fashion butt kicking, she has learned to disregard
it as a very good learning experience. Her only other blemish came at the
hands of Shelly The Bod. This time the lovely Miss American Pie had a more
formable showing. While once again being completely outmatched by a much
stronger opponent, she did manage to keep the sexy one on her bare toes the
entire match. Momentum would also be on Pamela side tonight, as she is
currently riding on an eight match winning streak. Only one obstacle stands
in the way of Miss American Pie, and the N.A.W.W.A.'s highest achievement…and
that's the champion, "Princess Victoria".  


   The pompous Princess Victoria has built her reputation on barely
defeating her opponents usually by cheating, or often with outside
interference from her loyal subject and tag partner, The Phantom. Though
tonight she brings an even more impressive 19-0 record to the ring, it is
safe to say that her championship reign may have a definite tarnish on it.
She had gained the vacant title by taking an incredible beating from Shelly
the Bod, only to have the Phantom strike the back of Shelly's head with a
scepter while the princess distracted the ref.  It's safe to say that what
Victoria lacks in physical strength, she more than makes up for with her
devious nature. This comes as a shock considering Victoria is an excellent
wrestling technician.  She has a better than average chance of beating Pamela
Adams tonight without cheating, but every fan in the arena knew otherwise.


  As the royal high pitched trumpets blared throughout the arenas p.a.
system, the anxious crowd rose to their feet to get a glimpse of the
N.A.W.W.A. champion. The red carpet was then rolled out from the bottom of
the entrance ramp, extending all the way to the ring steps. It was a sight
you would expect to see from brittish royalty, and a sight that has come to
define the Princess.


  
   At that point, the Phantom began to make her way towards the ring as she
arrogantly sneered off the ocean of boo's that confronted her. Much like
Princess Victoria, the Phantom seemed to feed off of the crowd's disapproval.
As the intimidating Phantom entered the ring grabbing the microphone from
ring announcer Bobby Testa, she continued to scowl at the unappreciative
fans.  "I DEMAND QUIET "! Growled the royal subject in her strong, brash
Liverpudlian accent. " All of you disgusting, filthy, American peasants, make
me sick." The Phantom then pointed at Pamela and continued her verbal
assault. "This pitiful excuse of a wrestler is no match for a champion the
caliber of Princess Victoria". Pamela just paced back and forth obviously
angered at the lack of respect offered by the hench-woman. But Pamela has
come to realize that she is about to get her chance to prove that this was
exactly where she belonged.


  The Phantom then began her introduction for the champ. "Ladies and
gentleman, and I use that term loosely, rise and show proper respect for the
N.A.W.W.A champion, Princess Victoria"! As the Phantoms harsh voice echoed
throughout the arena, the capacity crowd all focused on the ramp that awaited
the champion's entrance. They stood and stared into the darkness when
suddenly spotlights popped on exposing the silhouette of the champion
striking her usual hands on hips pose at the top of the ramp. Weather the
audience liked her or not, they couldn't help but be impressed by the
champions intro. She strutted her way towards the ring, ignoring the boos and
hisses aimed towards her. It was almost as if the audience didn't exist this
particular evening. As she approached the ring steps, she handed her scepter
and jewel covered crown to the Phantom, and continued to climb the steps, and
entering the ring.



  Princess Victoria has always been a very stunning woman, always looking
her best whenever entering the ring before battle. And tonight would be no
different as she pompously strutted around the ring with one hand in the air,
and the other gesturing at the championship belt around her waist. She was
attired in a long sleeved black sequined jacket with tails, and a pink
feathery boa that lined the edges. She handed the belt to the referee and
began unzipping her jacket. Sliding off her jacket she revealed a modest, but
semi-flashy black and pink two-piece, that accentuated every curve on her
upper body. She matched her attire with black boots that laced up to her
knees, displaying her family crest on the sides. She appeared to be every bit
the champion as she strutted on her side of the ring with her hands raise
high in the air, as the Phantom catered to her every need.



  As the match got closer to approaching the opening bell, the ref ordered
the Phantom out of the ring and started to search the wrestlers for foreign
objects. Taking her time exiting the ring, the Phantom took her place
outside, continuing to verbally express her distaste for everything American.
Once the ref completed searching the champ, he then began a light frisk of
the challenger. Victoria then actually had the audacity to order the ref to
search her more thoroughly. "Make sure she's clean ref, the only way she can
beat me is to cheat". Disgusted and offended at the invalidated accusations
of the champion, Pamela approached the princess and angrily seethed," You
have a lot of nerve Victoria considering how you win your matches"! "Just
shut your trap you feeble minded peasant", the champ pompously
responded."Hey!"…Responded the ref,"lets just keep our mind on the match you
two". As the arena lights darkened, the two combatants began shaking out
their limbs, loosening up anxiously awaiting the bell.



         The opening bell echoed throughout the capacity filled arena as the
two combatants circled the ring cautiously looking for an opportunity to lock
up. The champion then quickly tried to reach up and lock arms when suddenly
the young grappler dropped down, executing a perfect drop toehold. The
unsuspecting champion landed face first on the mat as Pamela locked
Victoria's ankles behind her back.  Stunned and dazed, Victoria shook her
head as the youngster continued to apply pressure to the leglock.
"Ooooooooooooooooo"…screamed the champion. "You little tramp, you're going to
pay for that". Pamela would then start to twist Victoria's ankles as the
champ continued to slap the mat and scream…"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE". She
then noticed the Phantom slapping the ring apron and yelling…"YANK HER BLOODY
HAIR VICTORIA"…"YANK HER BLOODY HAIR" . The throbbing pain continued to
penetrate Victoria's ankles and knees, as Pamela showed no mercy to the
champion. Then in typical Princess V form, she reached her right arm back and
grabbed a handful of Pamela's hair. The ref started to count as Victoria
continued to pull..." 1…2.3.C'mon champ…release her hair".
"AAAAAAAWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH"…"MAKE HER LET GO REF", pleaded the youngster.
Pamela then released her ankles as Victoria pulled her down to the mat.
Pamela then grabbed a hold of Victoria's hair and pulled her to her feet.
"LET GO OF MY HAIR", demanded the champion as she limped to her feet favoring
her right ankle. The challenger then pushed Victoria's back against the
ropes, Irish whipping her across the ring. She then lunged off the ropes
following the princess across the ring with her arm extended to take her
opponent's head off.



  But the champion was a guileful veteran who didn't become champ by
accident. After bouncing off the ropes, she quickly ducked under the lariat,
stopping and standing in center ring. Pamela unwittingly tried to bounce off
the ropes as her opponent did, but didn't see the Phantom standing at
ringside. As Pamela hit the ropes, the Phantom grabbed her ankles, dropping
her flat on the mat. Victoria then quickly followed it with an elbow drop to
the back of the challengers neck, temporarily stunning her.  The ref then
quickly pointed to the Phantom and warned her about outside interference, as
the devious sidekick just stood there innocently with her hands up.  The
arena had filled with boo's as the challenger lay on the mat holding the back
of her neck and trying to catch her breath.  The Phantom then jumped on top
on the ring apron and began to distract the unsuspecting referee. As soon as
the ref turned his back, Victoria quickly turned her fallen opponent over and
began to ferociously choke her. Completely oblivious to the action taking
place in the ring, the ref continued to count as the Phantom took her time
climbing off the ring apron. "GAAAAAAAKKKKKKK!"…The young americana choked as
she stomped her feet to the mat violently.  


  The champion released the hold before the ref could see what was
happening, and pulled her opponent to her feet by her hair. Victoria then
applied a reverse chokehold as the ref checked to see if the challenger could
breathe. "You've got three seconds to break the hold princess…1…2..c'mon,
break it". The princess did break the hold, but not before delivering a
vicious forearm uppercut to Pamela's unsuspecting jaw, snapping her body
backwards flat on the mat. Victoria then paraded around the ring raising her
hands as if she had already won the match.  Pamela was lying on the mat in
fetal position, motionless as Victoria continued her antics. Victoria then
pulled the challenger to her feet by her hair, and tossed her between the
middle and top ropes, out to the floor. Disgusted by the champion's display,
the ref then pushed Victoria back, scolding and warning her. "THIS ISN'T
GOING TO BE ANOTHER CHEAP MATCH VICTORIA!  NOW I'M NOT GOING TO WARN YOU
AGAIN…CLEAN IT UP!"


  Victoria continued to argue and plead her case to the ref as Pamela rolled
around the floor aimlessly. Pamela then found herself scooped up by the
Phantom, then body slammed on the thin mat that covered the concrete. The
Phantom then quickly pulled the devastated challenger to her feet, and rolled
her into the ring. Pamela just lay there, arching her back and rolling on the
mat. At this point the champion seemed to be more interested in mocking and
teasing her fallen foe, then finishing her off. Knowing that she could easily
finish Pamela off, Victoria felt that she needed to punish Ms. American Pie
as opposed to just pinning her. So in an obvious pre-calculated attempt to
cause more damage to the young challenger, the princess once again pulled
Pamela to her feet by her hair and placed her limp body dangling over the
middle rope. The Phantom then reached under the ring, grabbing the scepter
that had been used to inflict head trauma on many a challenger before
tonight.   Victoria then pulled the ref towards her, while he remained
credulous as to what was about to happen. But unfortunately for the champion,
she was just as unsuspecting as to what was about to take place.


  As the Phantom slowly got ready to strike Pamela with the scepter, the
crowd had noticed a muscular woman  racing to ringside. Decked out in a tight
white tank top showing off her navel, a pair of black short, tight dolphin
shorts and bare feet, the crowd noticed that the mystery woman was none other
than Shelly The Bod. Then from out of nowhere, Shelly launched a devastating
drop kick to the kidney and right side ribcage of the Phantom. The audience
then ripped up in applause, as the once scepter-struck Shelly continued her
assault on the Phantom. Shelly then picked up the Phantom by the hair and
trunks, and tossed her shoulder first into the ring post, as both Victoria
and the ref remained oblivious to what was going on. Watching Victoria keep
the ref occupied, Shelly then grabbed a chain out of her shorts, and threw it
into the ring. Hearing the chain hit the mat, the ref then walked over to
toss it out of the ring. At that point, the champ approached the beaten
challenger in an attempt to finish her off when from out of nowhere, the
revenge minded Shelly hoisted up, and struck Victoria in the forehead with
the scepter. Victoria then fell back flat on the mat, bloody and
unconscience. Knowing that a title change could soon be at hand, Shelly
grabbed Pamela by the shoulders, and threw her on top of the fallen princess
before making an even quicker exit.


    While suspecting that something may have just happened, all the ref
could do was just count. So he dropped to the mat and began to count as the
crowd yelled in unison…"1…2…3!"  He then raised Pamela's hand as he called
for the bell. Barely coming to, Pamela had no idea what was happing, and why
she was being handed the N.A.W.W.A. title. What confused her even more was
the sight of Princess Victoria lying sprawled out on the mat in a pool of
blood. " LADIES AND GENTLEMAN…THE WINNER…AND NEWWWW, NORTH AMERICAN WOMENS
WRESTLING ASSOCIATION CHAMPION, MS. AMERICAN PIE, PAMELA ADAMS!" The champion
then just shook her head and began to cry in beatitude as the Phantom slowly
crawled into the ring favoring her throbbing shoulder. Pamela posed for a few
pictures and acknowledged the adoring crowd before exiting the ring and
leaving the arena with the belt draped over her shoulder. The Phantom then
shook the shoulders of the princess, bringing her back to. " Where's that
bitch Shelly", asked Victoria as she wiped the blood off her throbbing head.
"I don't know your Excellency", responded the battered Phantom. "WELL DON'T
JUST LAY HERE YOU TWIT, FIND HER AND MAKE HER PAY FOR THIS"! "As you wish
princess", as she helped Victoria to her feet and then out of the ring. They
continued up the aisle as the audience taunted and ridiculed the two
bewildered brits.  The Phantom then began to assure Princess Victoria,"Take
solace in knowing your highness, that I have every intention of making that
muscle-headed beach blanket bimbo pay for what she has done to us tonight",
"She will pay…….