E.B.W.W.
Round One
By
Stone
Sam Chase had loved the AWWE since it
started over half a year ago; now he
was
finally going to get the chance to start his own federation. He knew it
would
never reach the heights that the AWWE had attained, but he was certain
that the
crowd would love the women just as much as the wrestling. He
enjoyed
the great technical wrestling along with the brutal savagery that
had
gone unmatched in any league. So
instead of trying to make a federation
where
the women actually have talent—Lord knows the fans wouldn’t care—he
concerned
himself with making a league where he could sell tapes and make
real
money.
Sam had attempted a career in professional
wrestling himself, but he
severely
injured his knee in a car accident a year ago, ending his career.
He had
a business degree to fall back on but made ends meet by working as a
computer
repairman. He received a gig as a
bouncer for the local strip club
and
found that job more entertaining and enlightening than fixing some
office
worker’s printer. After several months
of work he had caught the AWW
matches
when they turned extreme. Immediately,
he was a huge fan.
He was completely professional, making
sure the strippers were safe—there
was
never much trouble in the small town where he lived—and never tried to
make
any too obvious passes at the ladies themselves; although the same
couldn’t
be said for some of the more “loose” women.
Some had even come out
and
revealed their love of professional wrestling and their desire to one
day
enter into the squared circle themselves.
It was when the AWWE started
bringing
in new talent that the gears in Sam’s head started to grind. He
knew a
lot of the girls wanted to be in the ring but never had any
legitimate
training—besides the holds Sam showed them—or were simply too
afraid
to but their luscious bodies on the line in such an extreme league.
So after several weeks of arranging with
the manager at the strip club—a
relatively
seedy man, but you wouldn’t expect a strip club owner to be a
saint—to
“borrow” some of his ladies, Sam had everything planned for his
first
professional comeback; only this time, he wasn’t going to wrestle, he
was in
charge. He had rented the ring from his
old wrestling school for a
very
cheap price, gotten approval from Sykes, the strip club owner/manager,
to hold
the matches on a Monday night—when business was at its slowest—and
even
booked a card.
It was the February fifth, the first night
of the E.B.B.W. He had even
sold
out the house, which was rare considering the only time the club ever
filled
up was for touring centerfolds. It had
been kept very quiet, so as
not to
alert too many of the local prudes—there was enough trouble having a
strip
club, but a female wrestling league would send a lot of the prudes up
in
arms. The flyer that was passed out
around the local college, bars, and
even
the strip club was so secretive that if you didn’t understand wrestling
you
wouldn’t know what the event was about.
On a small yellow sheet of paper, there
was a picture of a ring with the
letters
“E.B.W.W.,” and underneath it read:
“Where
our puppies always are always exposed to the nicest conditions.
2-5-01,
Sykes Pit, Midnight”
Sure enough, two weeks later on the fifth,
scores of men, and even quite a
few—good-looking—ladies
showed up, filling every seat in the dank club. The
stage
and runway had been taken apart to make room for the ring. It had
been
given extra padding so some of the lesser-experienced ladies wouldn’t
get
hurt too badly. Sam had trained the
women for nearly three months
before
releasing the flyers. He took a lot of
the younger girls to his old
wrestling
school to be trained by some of the other females. The ones who
had
gone to the school before but never had been given the opportunity had
rehearsed
with Sam.
He had a total of eight women, three of
which were proficient in the art of
wrestling—among
other skills. They knew how to sell,
what moves are
dangerous,
how to take bumps, and so on. Sam had
wagered on that he would
pit a
rookie against one of his more qualified girls. He knew the crowd
didn’t
care if the match was boring, but he was dead set against having
cheesy
strip matches. The day had come and the
matches were booked; the
crowd
had paid the eighteen-dollar cover charge, along with the two-drink
minimum,
to watch his ladies compete.
He came out on the mike into the middle of
the ring, the crowd’s cheers
were
deafening. At 6’4” and 239lbs., Sam was
an impressive figure, and
somewhat
of a local hero. The ring area was
roped off and extra security
was
added—most of which were off-duty police officers—to make sure nothing
got out
of hand and the ladies weren’t put in any danger. There were ten
rows of
seats on all three sides of the ring; the DJ controlled the bell and
the
time, along with the ring music. The
stage was left behind the ring so
the
women could come out, strut, then get into the ring without having to
get too
close to the crowd. Sam was never quite
gifted in the creative
department—as
obvious by his cheap promo he designed for the flyer—but the
crowd
still popped nonetheless.
“Welcome
ladies and gentlemen to The E.B.W.W.”
He smiles at the excited
crowd
response, “I can still get a pop out of ‘em,” he thinks to himself.
“First
off I would like to thank all of you for coming out tonight,
especially
at this hour; so how was Nitro?” He
laughed at the chorus of
boos
and did an imitation of Mick Foley’s cheap pop, plugging the hometown,
even
though he lived there himself.
“Okay,
seriously,” he continued, wiping a tear from his eye, “many of you
don’t
know what ‘E.B.W.W.’ stands for…and probably some of you don’t care as
long as
you get to see puppies.” This brought
another large pop from the
crowd
and he laughed in spite of himself. “We
all know that ‘The Big Three’
ain’t
cutting it no more, their action is non-existent and so is there
talent;
personally I’m glad they fired that brutal, dirty, ugly, disgusting,
bottom-feeding,
trash bag ho, Pamela Paulshock.” And
again the crowd
cheered.
“But we
all enjoy the AWWE and the wonderful ladies they have. But what
about
some of us who don’t like to see a hot piece of ass,” a couple guys in
the
audience howled, obviously having too much to drink already, “get her
face
cut off? Especially when we just want
to see puppies!” This time the
whole
place cheered. “That is what the
E.B.W.W. is all about. It stands
for,
‘Extremely Busted Women Wrestling,’ and that’s what we got!” Everybody
cheered;
many catcalls could be heard. “So enjoy
your evening and treat
these
girls nice, now let’s get it on!”
The
crowd jumped to their feet as a techno/rave song started to play and
they
clapped with the beat. The curtain
opened and a beautiful big-busted
Asian
woman stepped through. She had on a
light blue floral print bikini
that
firmly held her 36DD’s. The DJ
introduced her as Persian Kittie and
the
crowd cheered more as she started to gyrate on stage and even perform
her
signature pole dance, doing things that would make the Olympic team look
amateur. Aside from her substantial chest, she was
very lithe and, as
demonstrated,
quite limber. Her real name was Meena
and she had moved to
the
town only a year ago with her boyfriend.
She caught him sleeping with
one of
the other girls at the club and dumped the loser. But she still held
some
bitter hostility towards the skanky Mexican who fucked her man. Sam
knew of
this rivalry and set up a match between the two—nothing was better
than
legit heat in order to not only get crowd reaction, but also put on a
great,
if somewhat brutal, match.
There
was a quiet pause while Kittie waited in the ring for her opponent,
her
focus now on the match instead of milking the fans for tips. Sam
laughed
as he heard Eddie Guerro’s music start to play and the crowd
actually
chanted “Latino heat.” The curtain
opened and a Hispanic hottie,
with
beautiful, perfectly round 42F jugs, came strutting out. Her figure
was
quite stacked at 5'8" and 154lbs, a lot of it breast flesh—although
another
large portion was her expansive derrière.
She stepped through the
bottom
ropes, pausing in-between to bounce her ass up and down in front of
the
audience. Her tiny gold thong bikini
displayed at much as possible.
She
immediately dropped her warm façade when she saw Meena staring her down.
“C’mon,
puta, let’s see what’chu got,” Angelina, otherwise known as Angel,
exclaimed,
as she made a "come-and-get-me" gesture. Angel had a very dark
complexion,
since she was a native Puerto Rican and had moved to the America
with
her family when she was child, when her father had to look for work in
rural
towns. Growing up she was always a
troublemaker, not to mention she
had a
reputation for being very “loose.” It
was her nature to often screw
guys
she knew to be in steady relationships for spite and as a subconscious
way of
marking her territory. She had gotten
into many fights and only
started
stripping because she couldn’t find a steady job anywhere else.
Angel
had long hair equal to Meena’s, down to the middle of her back, with
the
only exception that hers was curly as opposed to the Asian girl’s silky
fine
hair—not to mention the blonde highlights.
There
was immediate popularity for this match due to the public knowledge of
Angel’s
affair with Meena’s boyfriend. Many of
the other women at ringside
were
also behind Kittie because the Spanish whore had also fucked their men
and
this was their chance at payback. There
were a lot of catcalls from the
fans at
ringside and “Puppies!” chants were already beginning. Angel
playfully
cupped her enormous orbs and squeezed them together, further
enhancing
her bountiful bust. Angel had removed
all of her body jewelry,
save
her tongue and clit studs. She had a
tattoo of two lion paw prints on
the top
of her breasts and a small scorpion on her ankle. Meena gave her
opponent
the finger and tried to spear Angel.
She had the foresight to
telegraph
Kittie’s attack and snapped the Asian girl’s head forward in a
DDT. The crowd flew to their feet cheering; most
still screaming for
“Puppies!”
Meena
was quick to recover, slowly getting to her knees, holding the front
of her
head. Angel was a lot faster; she
grabbed the Persian Kittie by her
long
hair and dragged Meena into the corner.
Angel started laying in stomps
to
Meena’s stomach and chest. She tried to
cover up but the Latino bitch
was too
fast. Angel finally stopped and posed
for the crowd. Everybody
seemed
to simultaneously chant, “Show your tits!”
Angel teased the crowd by
unhooking
her top and holding the shiny gold material up with her hands.
She was
slowly starting to show her nipples when Meena attacked the Hispanic
slut
from behind.
Everyone’s
attention was on the stripper that they failed to notice the
smaller
Asian girl sneaking up on Angel. Her
mouth made a large “O”
formation
and she promptly dropped her bikini top on the canvas. Kittie had
crawled
up behind Angel and, when the opportunity arose, swiftly drove her
right
fist up into the crotch of her opponent.
Angel dropped to her knees
and Sam
realized the match had already gone too far, but he was excited to
see
what would transpire—both women told him not to stop the match no matter
what
happened.
The
Persian Kittie got to her feet and delivered a devastating dropkick to
the
back of Angel’s head, laying the Spanish girl out flat on her face.
Grabbing
a handful of Angel’s curly, brown hair, Meena started repeatedly
slamming
her headfirst into the mat. The crowd
counted ten, then all the
ladies—who
had previous altercations with Angle—stood and applauded the
Persian
Kittie. When she was finished—Angel was
too dizzy to even know what
day it
was—Meena flipped Angel over and locked her long, smooth legs around
Angel’s
stomach and squeezed. She thrashed
around in the middle of the
ring,
her legs pounding up and down on the mat, as the air was expelled from
her
lithe body.
Sam
knew that submission moves were a sure killer for any match. It slowed
the
pace down and took all the heat from the match. The only exception was
for
finishing moves or when the recipient of the submission powered out,
usually
with the crowd support. But neither of
these girls were fan
favorites,
so he knew there was little hope for the match. But Sam also
reasoned
that this wasn’t supposed to be a scripted match, that both of
these
girls actually wanted to hurt the other.
That was why he set up a cut
table
on the stage and an extra-padded chair—similar to the ones used on old
WCW
matches; hard plastic with a large cushion on the seat. “If the crowd
sounds
like they’re bored, take the fight out of the ring and make sure one
of you
go through the table; that’ll make ‘em happy.”
Those words flew
through
his head like an echo and he unconsciously swallowed, afraid that
the
match could go far beyond his expectations.
Angel
arched her back up, trying to ease the pressure from Meena’s body
scissors. All the women in the audience were yelling
at the Persian Kittie
to:
“rip her tits off!” Meena obligingly
dug her sharp red nails into the
Hispanic
girl’s firm breasts. Angel screamed as
her enormous mammaries were
savagely
attacked, she writhed in Kittie’s scissors, squealing in pain.
“C’mon,
bitch, scream for me!” Meena yelled, as she twisted Angel’s large
orbs,
sinking her talons in deeper. Sam smiled
weakly, he enjoyed watching
the
dark-skinned slut scream, but didn’t want anybody to get too hurt.
Kittie
firmly grasped Angel’s erect nipple and leaned back, pouring more
pressure
on her leg scissors and trying to rip Angel’s nipple from her
chest. The Puerto Rican slut started howling for
pain and finally
retaliated. She pulled back her right hand and drove it
into Kittie’s soft
pelvic
area. Meena grunted; the blow had
struck between her abdomen and
right
above her pubic hair. She released her
holds and curled up, trying to
suck in
air. Angel rolled over, trying to rub
the pain out of her prize
puppies. Angel crawled out of the ring and picked up
the folding chair, she
brought
it in the ring with her. Meena was just
getting to her feet; her
opponent
had completely caught her off guard with that punch. She didn’t
even
see the chair coming at her but the clang of the metal echoed in her
head as
she collapsed onto her back.
The
crowd booed an obvious heel move, but Sam smiled, at least that part was
rehearsed. Unfortunately he didn’t know that Angel had
struck Meena with
enough
force to almost knock the hot Asian girl out, instead of just nicking
her on
the temple. Angel unfolded the chair
and sat it down on the mat.
She
picked her opponent up, not wasting any time trying to milk the crowd;
it was
futile anyway considering the heat she already had with the town
regardless
of her performance in the match. Meena
had a large red welt on
her
head but was not bleeding—yet. Angel
locked in Kittie in and was about
to go
for a suplex; she had positioned the chair so Meena’s body would land
across
it. Kittie blocked the suplex; Angel
tried again only to fail.
Meena
reversed it, holding the Spanish girl in the air, showing off her
strength—it
was obvious which one was the more experienced of the two in
this
match now—and fell front ways so Angel’s legs were straddling the back
of the
chair.
The
crowd gave a resounding “Oh!” as did Angel whose nearly bare pussy had
come
crashing down on the cold metal of the chair.
She was frozen, legs
spread
to either side of the chair. Kittie
swiftly climbed out onto the
apron
and aimed for her opponent. With
amazing skill, she leaped onto the
top rope—Sam’s
heart froze as he hoped to God Meena would not screw up such
a high
risk maneuver—and performed a springboard missle-dropkick, hitting
Angel
hard in the face—payback for the stiff chair shot she took earlier.
The
crowd flew to their feet cheering the talent Asian fighter. Chants of
“A-W-W”
broke out and Meena posed for the crowd, jumping onto each
turnbuckle—she
was apparently proud that she didn’t screw up either. Angel
lay on
mat, hands between her legs, moaning.
While Meena grandstanded,
Angel
crept to her knees and waited until the crowd started pointing behind
Kittie. Meena got a confused look on her face and
when she turned around
her
eyes shot open wide as the large Spanish girl came rushing at her.
Angel
spread Meena with all her might, folding her in two, she gored Kittie
into
the ropes and they both fell out of the ring onto the floor.
Security
was quick to restrain some of the fans, Sam knew they crowd was
civilized,
but most of the women seemed the biggest threat, yelling curses
at
Angel. The mats spread around the ring
prevented either from getting
hurt,
however Sam feared that they might do the most damage to each other
and
hell with the padding then. Angel
quickly got to her feet while Persian
Kittie
got onto all fours. Angel screamed at
the Asian girl to get up right
before
she kicked Meena hard in the gut, rolling the sexy Asian woman onto
over
her back.
Angel
dragged Meena to her feet by her long black hair. She ran and slammed
Meena’s
face into the post. Sam was glad he had
added a thick layer of foam
around
it for just such a case. However the
impact with the solid post has
been
enough to daze Meena and she lean against the soft blue padding,
holding
her head. The Latino bitch was without
remorse, she rammed Kittie’s
head
against the post one more time. Meena
whimpered as her pretty face was
being
disfigured. Angel then focused on her
opponent’s large tits. Even
though
they were smaller than her own, she wanted to put Meena up for a few
weeks
and she already knew how sensitive the Asian woman’s breasts were.
Angel
grabbed each of Meena’s tits and moved them to either side of her
body,
so they weren’t being sandwiched between the post and Meena’s body.
She walked
in front of Kittie, on the other side of the post, and grabbed
both of
Meena’s arms. The crowd was on their
feet they wanted to see what
Angel
had in store. She planted her foot on
the post and leaned back,
trying
to pull the arms out of Meena’s sockets.
She held this move for
perhaps
a minute while the Persian Kittie screamed.
Angel then stopped,
while
still holding onto Meena’s arms, and delivered a vicious standing kick
into
the Asian girl’s large boobs, crushing Meena’s nipple between her foot
and the
post.
Kittie
started screaming as Angel repeated this kick, flattening her firm
ivory
tits flat. Angel gave Meena’s breasts
another kick then released her.
Kittie lay against the post, sobbing and
holding her injured mammaries.
Angel
reached in the ring for the chair that had been knocked over from the
dropkick
earlier. She folded it up and pulled
back, intending on crushing
Meena’s
tit underneath the metal. She saw this
coming in time fortunately
and
moved out of the way, just as the chair clanged against the post. The
Persian
Kittie quickly recovered and as Angel was about to swing again,
Meena
performed another dropkick, smashing Angel’s face against the other
side of
the steel chair.
The
crowd cheered as their favorite made a comeback. Meena still cradled
her
right breast, red welts already forming.
Angel stumbled around the
ring,
until she climbed on the stage. She saw
the table and the gears in
her
evil head started to spin. Angel folded
down one of the table legs and
slid it
into the ring, placing it against the turnbuckle. She climbed into
the
ring, checked it once more; satisfied with her work she turned around to
find
Kittie but she was already waiting for her.
In a flash, Kittie jumped
up on
Angel’s shoulders and flipped the Spanish girl over in an amazing
hurrican-rana. The crowd jumped to their feet and cheered
Meena; they were
all
impressed with the Asian girl’s talent.
Kittie
jumps to her feet and milks the crowd some more. Angel is still on
the mat
holding the back of her head while Meena showboats, shaking her tits
for the
audience. Sam flashes a light, giving
Meena the signal to end the
match;
it’s almost the ten-minute mark. Kittie
grabs Angel by her long
hair,
hoisting the Latino girl to her knees; she whispers to her, “Sam said
time to
end, say goodnight, bitch.” Angel shot
a quick right hand into
Meena’s
gut, doubling the Asian girl over.
Angel had told Sam, “I ain’t
gonna
job to that puta,” and she was serious enough to risk injuring Meena
rather
than put on a good show. This was about
marking her territory, she
was out
to make name for herself.
Angel
shot another right hand into Meena’s cunt, eliciting a squeal of pain
from
the Asian girl. Angel stood up and
placed the smaller girl’s head
between
her legs. The crowd stood on their
feet as Angel yelled out, “This
is The
Melting Pot, baby,” right before she picked Kittie up and performed a
running
powerbomb through the table. The crowd
roared as the table
shattered
into splinters; a unanimous “OH!” echoed throughout the small
club. Angel pulled Meena from the wrecked, covered
her as the DJ counted
three. The chorus of boos was so boisterous that
Sam couldn’t hear the DJ
announce
Angel the winner. The “Latino Heat”
music played as men threw
money
into the ring, Angel went around to collect tips, the security guards
watching
for any attackers.
Meena
was helped out of the ring by some of the bouncers; a lot of the
younger
males were chanting, "E-C-Dub!"
Even Sam couldn't believe how out
of hand
the match had gotten; he hoped Meena wasn't hurt too badly. Still
he
couldn't help but grin as he watched the energy the crowd had—they were a
far cry
from the sickos in the AWWE. He
expected them to just sit like
zombies
until some girl got stripped, but they actually reacted like a bunch
of
well-trained marks.