RING ANNOUNCER: "And now it is time for our main event
-- a Concrete Jungle Girl Fight between two beautiful
ladies! In this Concrete Jungle fight, only one woman
will survive and the other will "perish" by either
pinfall or submission! Ladies and gentlemen, coming
down the aisle first, from Medford, New Jersey,
standing at 5-5 and weighing 117 pounds, Sue!"

Sue, an 18-year-old brunette, comes down the aisle
wearing a white T-shirt and very short denim shorts.

"Her opponent and former girl streetgang leader and
fighter from from Detroit, Michigan, standing at 5-2
and one-quarter inches and weighing 137 pounds --
Teresa!"

The cute green-eyed, 20-year-old brunette comes down
the aisle confidently in her low-cut, micro-mini,
cheetah-print outfit. Teresa flirts with the fans on
the way to the ring as she enters between the ropes.

Scojo: "Teresa really is quite sociable with the
fans. Perhaps she can afford to be as she is the heavy
favorite in this unique match due to her size
advantage and her experience as a girl streetfighter
and gang leader not too long ago in Detroit. One
thing's for sure. She is certainly dressed for it. Sue
just may be overmatched in this one. Teresa certainly
looks confident tonight. She really must think that
Sue will be an easy mark "

Scogemeister: "You know, I really, really like this
woman. She is the essence of a combative female. If
she was born during the days of Ancient Rome, she'd
probably be fighting other women in the Colosseum. You
can tell that she not only loves to fight, but she was
born to fight as well. And in this Concrete Jungle
Girl match where the jungles of the Amazon have meshed
with the concrete streets of the northeastern US, this
fight is right up her alley."

Scojo: "I have to agree there. And I like your use of
the word 'alley' because Teresa truly is an alleycat
as well as a jungle cat. She has a bit of untamed
wildness in her, straight from the alleys of Detroit
and the jungles of South America. I know personally
that she has made a study of fighting other women and
loves to size them up before getting into the ring.
She is truly a warrioress. As for Sue, I know she's
very athletic. And she was born and raised in New
Jersey. But that's Marlton, NJ -- a quaint suburb by a
lake. Certainly not the place of girl streetgangs like
Teresa's home town. And I just don't think her thin
body will be able to stand up to the rigors of being
pounded and punched by someone intent on punishing her
like Teresa."

Scogemeister: "I have to agree. This may be a short
night for Teresa. I think in agreeing to this match,
Sue may have bitten off more than she can chew. But
then again, the girl is athletic and may be in better
shape than Teresa. But that's only an uneducated
guess. Sue may be in for a real tough time tonight."

Scojo: "The only thing that Sue has going for her is
Teresa's lack of stamina. Teresa is the spitting image
of Dolly Parton from the waist up -- including that 40
DD chest size. But she is a bit chunky and has a big
cigarette habit. Even Teresa has admitted to me that
she gets winded easily. Sue doesn't have that problem.
So if this fight goes on for any length of time, Sue
might just surprise us all!"

Scogemeister: "Well, if Sue actually does beat Teresa,
that would be a surprise indeed. I don't see Sue
lasting more than a minute or two out there tonight.
Teresa likes to finish her opponents off quick and I
don't see Sue being any different."

Sue looks at her opponent carefully. Teresa looks at
Sue, then pulls on the top rope, stretching her
muscles as Sue swings her arms, waiting for the bell.

Scojo: "Wow, I just love it when two beautiful women
square off and stretch like that. It's almost erotic!
And I like it even more when two gorgeous gals go at
it one on one to prove who is the better woman. This
thing is about to start!"

The bell sounds, and Teresa immediately slaps Sue --
hard! Sue grabs the left side of her face and reels
backward!

Scojo: "Whoa! Did you see what she did to Sue? Wow!
How embarrassing and intimidating!"

Teresa confidently strolls over to Sue and trips her
effortlessly. Sue pops back up quickly, but Teresa is
waiting for her and then uses her superior weight to
drive Sue to the ropes. Teresa reluctantly breaks the
hold and backs up.

Sue slowly comes towards center ring but Teresa then
nails Sue with a roundhouse punch to the face! Sue
lets out a groaning squeal of pain and then spins
around like a ballerina due to the impact of the
punch!

Scojo: "Omigosh! Did you see that! She made her spin
like a top with that one!"

Sue staggers backward once again!

Scogemeister: "Well, this looks like a one-sided
brutal beatdown to me. Sue should just fall to the mat
and let Teresa finish her to avoid being beaten up any
further. Teresa is looking real strong tonight. She
has Sue on the run and is gobbling her up like a
cheetah in the jungle."

Scojo: "You mean a Concrete Jungle! In fact, Teresa
once suggested she go by the name of "Li'l Cheetah"
when she fights in the ring and what you're seeing now
is a good reason why. And that's why she is wearing a
cheetah print outfit."

Scogemeister: "Well, she's looking like a real cat
tonight and seems to be aptly named for the kind of
fight she's in tonight."

Scojo: "She is certainly living up to that name
tonight."

But Sue steadies herself, then blocks another punch
from Teresa -- and hits the cheetah girl with a left
jab!

Scojo: "Omigosh! Where did that come from? She caught
Teresa right in the jaw with that short punch and
stopped Teresa right in her tracks! Teresa
instinctively is reaching for her jaw!"

Scogemeister: "Looks like we have a boxing match going
on -- and surprisingly enough, it looks like Sue is
winning! She might have broken Teresa's jaw with one
punch!"

Teresa, angry with being hurt by Sue's short punch to
the jaw, runs in and, with head slightly down to avoid
getting hit in the jaw again, begins punching Sue with
angry, windmill blows, forcing Sue back into a corner!

Scogemeister: "Well, maybe this is a boxing match!"

Scojo: "And if that's what it becomes, I'm sure Teresa
will come out on top. She knows how to use those fists
and how to get her back into her punches to give them
their full power! And Teresa is definitely angry now!
You can see it in her face and in her vicious attack
on Sue! You don't want to get a jungle cat mad! Sue
made Teresa angry, and now she is paying the price!"

Scogemeister: "Teresa immediately pops her head up to
look at Sue -- but Sue puts her in a headlock! Sue
changes holds to a chickenwing! She wants to try for
the submission!"

Scojo: "Teresa needs to get to the ropes -- now!"

Scogemeister: "Sue wanted to win the match right there
with that chickenwing, but that was a mistake as
Teresa apparently heard Scojo and is going for the
ropes! She grabs one -- and saves herself!"

Sue reluctantly lets go.

Scogemeister: "Sue puts her into another hea -- Teresa
counters with a back suplex! She grabbed Sue's leg,
lifted her up and dropped her right on her back! Wow!
Teresa displayed great strength in lifting her up like
that!

Scojo: "That was great! Teresa saw an opportunity and
pounced on it, just like a cheetah! Teresa now puts
Sue into a full nelson! She's got Sue on her knees and
his forcing Sue's head downward toward the mat! What a
fantastic display of female strength from the cheetah
woman! She is simply overpowering Sue!"

Scojo: "Teresa has her now! That powerful full nelson
of hers is really hurting Sue's thin neck! Sue's neck
wasn't built to withstand that kind of pressure! It
may be over at any moment! Teresa's superior strength
is finally coming through! Teresa won't break the
hold! What a combination -- the beauty of Dolly Parton
mixed with powerful female strength!"

Scogemeister: "The ref is checking to see if Sue wants
to submit! Did she give up? Did she?"

But Sue straightens back up on her knees and hits
Teresa with an elbowjab to the face -- and again --
and again, finally breaking the hold! A desperate
Teresa again returns to the jungle, cheetah style, and
instantly bites Sue's ear! Sue gets up, but Teresa
nails Sue with a shoulderblock and knocks her down!

Teresa punches Sue in the abdomen as she gets up!

Scojo: "OHHH! She got all her power behind that one!
Sue goes to one knee! Teresa really hurt the smaller
girl!"

Sue gets back up and throws a weak forearm smash, but
Teresa easily blocks it and kicks the kneeling Sue in
the ribs! Teresa goes right into a cradle, but Sue
rolls out of it and goes for a schoolgirl pin! The ref
actually reaches two before Teresa manages to use
those strong, thick legs of hers to bridge out at
two!"

Scogemeister: "Those thick, strong thighs of Teresa
really came in handy there! But she really did almost
get pinned there and that is a huge, huge surprise. If
it was a high school match, Teresa would be history by
now! Wow! Sue is really putting up a huge fight! I
thought Teresa would have won this by now, but it
certainly hasn't turned out that way! Why Teresa
hasn't won this thing by now is a real mystery to me!"

Scojo: "Well, maybe fatigue is setting in! Wait a
minute -- Sue's got Teresa in a chickenwing on the
mat! I can't believe it! Teresa is on her stomach and
is frantically trying to wriggle her way to the ropes
on her belly as she crawls over in desperation! But
she may not be able to make it in time! This may be
it! The ref is asking Teresa if she wants to submit! I
can't believe it! Look at Sue! Her lips are pressed
together tightly; she's determined to keep in control
and win this thing! Teresa's in pain! She might give!
She's trying to make it to the ropes, but I don't know
if she can make it!"

Scogemeister: "Wow, what a turnaround! Can Sue get her
to give up? What a tremendous upset that would be!
Teresa's in pain, but keeps shaking her head no! Sue's
been looking for this hold all night long and now
she's nailed it on a tired Teresa! Wait! Was ... was
that a submission I heard? Did Teresa just give up to
a woman almost 20 pounds lighter than her? Did she
give up? It can't be!"

Scojo: "No! It wasn't! Teresa makes it to the ropes!
Sue ends the hold, rolls Teresa over -- and pushes her
shoulders down to the mat, trying for the pin near the
ropes! But Teresa quickly rolls out of it! That was a
close call for Teresa and she certainly isn't out of
the woods yet! Sue has completely taken the momentum,
she's in better shape than the cheetah gal, and it
looks like Teresa may be running out of gas already!"

Scojo: "Teresa picks herself up -- and she backdrops
out of an attempted front facelock by Sue! Sue gets up
quickly and tries to slap Teresa, but Teresa blocks it
and kicks Sue's feet out from under her! I know Teresa
real, real well and she definitely isn't going to let
a girl like Sue push her around."

Both girls get up. Teresa, now gasping for air, forces
Sue to the ropes! Sue comes back with a kick to
Teresa's soft stomach, doubling Teresa over! She then
then forces the tiring Teresa to a corner!

Scogemeister: "I can't believe Sue is actually pushing
Teresa around like she is! You can really tell that
Teresa is struggling due to her lack of stamina!
Scojo, it looks like those cigs may just cost Teresa
big time tonight!"

Sue charges in shoulder-first and rams into Teresa's
stomach! Teresa closes her eyes and her head drops
back as her mouth opens upon the squashing impact as
the air rushes out of her lungs! Sue blocks a
desperate kick to the midsection by Teresa in the
corner and pulls her forward by the hair! Then she
takes her down with a kneelift to that soft stomach of
hers! Teresa falls to her knees, holding her stomach
-- and then flops down to the mat face first!

Scogemeister!" Wow!Sue is really beating Teresa up!
Teresa looks like she has nothing left! Sue's on the
verge of winning this thing!"

Scojo: "I can't believe what I'm seeing!"

But Teresa manages to roll over and gets back up.

Scojo: "Teresa gets on her haunches like the cornered
jungle animal that she is and and rushes Sue like a
cheetah attacking her prey -- my gosh! She really is
acting like a cheetah -- she's biting Sue's cheek!"

Scogemeister: "Well, fortunately for Teresa, it looks
like she may be getting her second wind!"

Scogemeister: "You can hear Sue shrieking in shock and
pain! Obviously, Teresa is just plain desperate and
that desperation is showing in the form of this
attack!"

Scojo: "Now wait a minute! She's simply acting like
the cheetah in the jungle! In fact, I'm kind of proud
of her. She really, really wants this match and she'll
do anything to win it! I love it when she lives up to
her cheetah rep! Now she puts Sue into a front
facelock! Few of you may know that as a teenager,
Teresa used to be a cheerleader for her high school
boys wrestling team. While she was doing her
cheerleading, she picked up a few holds by watching
the guys wrestle and now she's using that knowledge to
her benefit! Teresa is a vicious little streetfighter,
but on the other hand, she can wrestle as well as just
about any girl. I like it -- it keeps her opponents
off guard."

"Teresa is a very unpredictable sort in the ring. As
we just saw, she'll bite you one second and put you in
a hold in another. And she never gives away her
intentions before she strikes, making it even harder
for her prey to understand her."

Scojo: "Teresa keeps focused on Sue. She's staring at
her like a cheetah gauges her prey! Sue's backing up,
moving a bit slowly! Now Teresa runs at her -- and
executes a double-leg takedown!"

Scogemeister: "A few assorted holds and the few
takedowns are the only scientific moves we've seen all
evening. The rest has been punch-punch-punch, making
for an interesting brawl. But then, that's what Teresa
specializes in. And she's rather good at it, too.
After all, it is obvious that Teresa likes to keep her
prey on the mat under her control. Look! She's trying
to cradle Sue and end it!"

Scogemeister: "And we all thank you, Teresa, for
giving everybody a good look at Sue's pretty thighs as
you cradle her! But wait! Sue blocks it before the ref
can count the pin!"

Sue gets back up but Teresa is right on her and nails
her with a kick to the midsection! Sue groans and
doubles over!

Scojo: "Sue recovers and comes at Teresa but the
experienced former streetfigher lowers her shoulder
and using her weight knocks the lighter Sue down with
a shoulderblock!

Teresa then quickly puts Sue in a headscissors,
crushing Sue's head between her thighs!

Scogemeister: "Well, This might be it now! Finally!
Teresa squeezes hard with her big, thick, strong legs
and thighs! Sue's in real trouble now! She is in
desperate straits! She might just surrender!"

Scojo: "Well, this one looks like it may be over!
Teresa has some pretty big thighs on her and Sue's
face is already turning red! What a sight to see Sue's
head being squeezed so hard by Teresa's big, strong
thighs that her face is turning red! The ref is going
over to ask Sue is she wants to quit ... Teresa really
is squeezing Sue's head hard! What a way for this
Concrete Jungle Fight to end -- with a beautiful woman
submitting to another due to being crushed in a head
scissors by the big, powerful thighs of her equally
beautiful adversary! Let's see if it's over ..."

Scogemeister: "Well, Sue hasn't given up yet, but it
really looks like Teresa wants to end this one
quickly. Sue could give up at any moment. Teresa's
about to win this thing!"

Scojo: "Teresa, again just like a cheetah, noticed
Sue's weakness and pounced on it. Teresa's in complete
control now! It is obvious that Teresa is completely
and intently focused on finishing Sue off right here
and right now. Frankly, I don't see how Sue can get
away because Teresa is just not going to let Sue up
off this mat. If Sue somehow does get away, it will be
a miracle."

Sue has a desperate look on her red face as she looks
up at the ref, who is pointing at her asking her to
submit! Sue then closes her eyes with a look of
concern and pain as Teresa straightens her powerful
legs, intensifying the pressure on Sue's head!

The ref gets to one knee, points at Sue and firmly
asks Sue to surrender! Suddenly, Sue begins to tremble
due to the immense pressure of Teresa's powerful
thighs around her head!

The ref asks Sue to submit again!

The trembling, red-faced Sue then looks up helplessly
-- almost pathetically -- at the referee and flutters
her eyes almost seductively. She then closes them
again, opens them and -- still trembling puts her arm
over the ropes just as she was about to wave her arm
to submit!

The ref taps Teresa on those powerful thighs,
signaling for her to release the hold! Teresa lets up
on the pressure and releases Sue, who rolls onto her
stomach as she moans in pain and grabs her head!

Scojo: "That was just plain, dumb luck! Teresa had her
and Sue was about to give up!"

Scogemeister: "Well, some might call it good ring
positioning by Sue."

Scojo: "Sue gets up slowly as Teresa measures her!
That crushing head scissors has really dazed Sue -- I
really wonder if she even knows where she's at right
now! Uh-oh ... Look out, Sue! Teresa cocks her fist
back -- boom! There it is! What I've waited to see all
night! Teresa has just dropped Sue with the Heart
Punch! Sue isn't moving on the mat! She's done! She's
done! Teresa mounts the immobile Sue and schoolgirl
pins her! The ref is counting the pin! One, two three!
Teresa has pinned Sue! Teresa has pinned Sue!"

The bell sounds! Teresa has won the Concrete Jungle
Girl Fight!

Scogemeister: "Wow! Teresa pounded Karen into
submission in 16 seconds and now does the same to Sue!
Well, no real surprise at the result, but it was a
surprise that Sue gave Teresa such a battle. It seemed
to be an obvious mismatch early but Sue gave a very
strong accounting of herself, wouldn't you say?"

Scogemeister: "Yes, definitely."

Teresa then gets up and flirts with the crowd again!

Scojo: "Well, looks like Teresa is certainly proud of
her victory! Look at Teresa prance around!"

Scogemeister: "Well, let me take a page out of Larry
Merchant's book in my closing. True to form, Teresa
came out on top and did it her way with that Heart
Punch. Sue is just now getting off the mat, by the
way. Teresa's Heart Punch is just devastating --
especially to thin girls like Sue. But I'll tell you
one thing -- Sue did more than hold her own and almost
shocked the world a couple of times there! But a win
is a win is a win, and even though Sue gave a great
accounting of herself, it was Sue who ended up laying
flat on the mat and out like a light as Teresa pinned
her in humiliating style. So, congratulations go to
both women tonight -- especially to our winner, Teresa
-- who proved tonight that in a Cement Jungle Girl
Fight, the cheetah is king -- or should I say, queen!"