**** GIRLS ALOUD – BLONDE V BRUNETTE – CAGE FIGHT ****
A Long Awaited Celebrity Cat-Fight
*** Sarah Harding V Cheryl Cole ***
By RY

100% FICTION (use your imagination and enjoy!)

I really like Girls Aloud, the UK all-female pop group. They are a bunch of extremely sexy, popular and very gifted young women.
That’s all great if you just like watching them sing and fart around in sexy music videos................I really wanted to see how well two of them in particular, could entertain me,.........................in a no rules caged catfight!...........
I hereby invite you to cage side at the arena to be a spectator at a unique cat-fight event............
Sarah Harding is to fight no rules against her brunette babe co-singer and it must be said, cocky challenger, Cheryl Cole. For the catfight, both girls have grown and sharpened their nails to use as they wish. All the beautiful women who take part in these caged catfights are encouraged to sharpen their nails.
I’m cage side with a bunch of guys, and a couple of good looking young women who are here just to please girl-fight mad boyfriends, husbands etc. We eagerly await the two babes who are to provide us with our bloody and primitive entertainment tonight. Whilst we wait, a pair of beautiful topless dancers does an R ‘n’ B dance routine inside the cage to keep the audience occupied. Everyone present wanted to see a raw, bloody and violent anything goes catfight between the two extremely good looking Girls Aloud singers. We had paid a shit load of bucks to be here literally touching the cage meshing. The cage was similar to the UFC types only it was more circular in shape. It featured a padded blue canvas floor. If blood was to be splashed, it would stain our clothing! We were so close to the fight action we would be able to see and hear everything!
The big catfight promoter guy in an expensive suit stood in the cage and called out the two battle cats. I was here to support Sarah, the amazingly sexy blonde girl and the crowd favourite. I was stood next to a bunch of guys who wanted to see her crush the brunette this evening. We really wanted her to make the brunette bleed and scream! Sarah ‘The Hard Bitch’ Harding was called to the cage first and she received a massive ovation as she strutted to the fighting cage in high heels and a tiny dark blue silk gown! Hair cut very short and sleek in her usual modern style.
Rumour has it that this girl can fight like a wild panther. Rumour also has it that her bitchy brunette opponent fights like a crazy tigress.........this was going to be interesting. I still firmly believed that Sarah would ravage the brunette.........and in doing so ensure that I got some money back from the bet I had placed on the sexy blonde. Nearly every guy and girl in the arena had placed a bet on this high profile catfight. Everyone wanted a good hard fight and their own preferred girl to do the victory pose at the end...........At the same time I found myself thinking: ‘F*ck it!, I’m watching two great looking women fight each other in a locked cage, who cares who wins!! Just bring on the champagne, blood and tears!!!!’ I carried on chanting, whooping and wolf whistling with the rest of the crowd as the stunning brunette, Cheryl ‘Cool Cat’ Cole, made her way to the cage clad in designer silver high heels and a black silk robe which was cut off just above the bottom of her ass cheeks, to add to the sex appeal she already oozed out!
Already, excited, fight mad guys....and girls......were chanting FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!!
There was such ferocity in the crowd regarding the upcoming cat-fight that bouncers were called just to keep an eye on everyone, and the bell hadn’t even rung yet!!!!
With both young women in the cage either side of him, the fat fight promoter, spoke:
‘Ok ladies, strip those robes off and let these guys see some ass!!!’
The largely male audience made dog-like howling sounds to encourage Sarah and Cheryl to strip off their high heels and robes.......................
Both girls do their own sexy strut around the cage. In a way, the fight had started already as each girl tried to out do the other in gaining more male attention. I got my digital camera out to take some snaps of my girl, Sarah, as she slid her robe off in front of us to reveal the most stunning bikini bottoms I had seen since I lived near the beach in Miami! By the way that’s all she was wearing! The fight was to be bare-foot, bare fisted and topless! I suppose the fluorescent pink micro-thong did its’ job in covering her ass-hole and pussy, well just about! She looked clean shaven in the right places, HA! It was simply amazing watching her cute round butt cheeks and globe-like tits jiggle as she jumped around warming up for battle. See this picture of Sarah:
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2007/02/12/sarahharding230.jpg
I then turned my attention to her stunning brunette opponent who was also looking outstandingly gorgeous. Cheryl Cole was sporting a designer label, plain white, g-string bikini bottom! I must say that the g-string was one of the skimpiest I had ever seen! That girl, as you know has some brilliant tattoos on her olive toned skin. The Newcastle born babe really shows off her first-class girly bum and nicely proportioned tits to their very best. She might as well have not bothered with the g-string, it was tiny and left nothing to the imagination. She wears her hair as per this picture:
http://www.news24.com/Images/Photos/2007092610553926_CherylColeGetty220.jpg
I felt spoiled as I was actually going to see these two lovelies fight each other tonight!
To add to the display of total female beauty in the cage, a drop dead gorgeous 6 foot blonde bimbo in a black and white striped referee thong bikini and black high heels struts into the cage to a loud ovation of her own! It appears she was to be the ‘referee’ in this ‘no-rules’ catfight………
She takes the mike from the big guy, who leaves the cage to the three women. The tall blonde gets the crowd going as she introduces the two cat-fighters in her cute Californian accent:
‘Ladies and Gentlemen, on my right, is Girls-Aloud singer, Sarah ‘the hard bitch’ Harding!!!! She weighs in at 120Ibs and stands 5’6” tall, isn’t she looking totally amazing tonight!’
The crowd goes wild, begging for the bell to ring.
‘On my left, she weighs in at 112Ibs, stands 5’3” tall and is also a Girls-Aloud singer, give it up for the very beautiful, very sexy, Cheryl ‘cool cat’ Cole!!! OOOOhhhhhh check that G-string!!!!’
Cheryl does a spinning round-house kick to show off her lightening speed and agility, at the same time giving her taller blonde opponent a cocky smile. Sarah is un-phased by the brunette’s show of skill and calmly does some ultra sexy poses at the cage side for some of her fight-mad fans.
Meanwhile, the blonde, whose amazing tanned beach babe good looks make up for her lack of real intellect speaks down the mike again:
‘Ok girls, you know the rules…………there fucking aren’t any!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Ill hold up the winners arm at the end I suppose, NOW GIVE US A FABULOUS CATFIGHT GIRLS!!! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!’
The tanned blonde ref looks just as excited as everyone else as she steps back to give the girls space. Her few simple words got the audience on a new level of excitement which increased again as the bell was rung decisively to begin the caged fem-fight violence! DING DING!!!!!
Like wildfire, the two caged lionesses charge toward each other to the noise of a bloodthirsty crowd!
They collide, centre cage and immediately grab each others hair and pull like mad! They scream and curse at each other as camera flashes go off by the hundreds. The tall blonde whoops with elation and laughs as she circles them, having the best view in the arena. She had been told by the organizers to egg the girls on by shouting sly remarks at them. She was there more as a catalyst to increase the tempo and ferocity of the cat-fight as well as to increase the visual appeal of the action, by having 3 stunning females in the cage!
The two gorgeous babes still have their hands intertwined in each others hair and it looks like a kind of stale mate at this point as they go back and forth. I find myself looking more at Sarah’s curvy ass more than anything else as she hits the cage meshing hard only to receive a couple of knee attacks to her side from the brunette. Sarah grunts a little and takes more punishment from Cheryl who is coming at her strong and fast with a flurry of knee attacks to her flat stomach! Sarah keeps her legs close together to avoid a pussy attack from the brunette’s hard knees! Sarah now has no choice but to release her hold on Cheryl’s fantastic hair cut to try to grab her tits, but Cheryl jumps up and grabs the meshing and manages to send a powerful right knee into Sarah’s face!!! OOOOOOOHHHHH it’s a vicious but skillful attack as Cheryl uses the cage wall to her advantage. Cheryl then jumps down quickly and grabs Sarah’s arms. She falls back and places her foot in Sarah’s belly, monkey flipping the tall blonde over her body! I start booing with some of the other fans. Sarah was getting a bit of an ass whooping from the brunette girl. Cheryl jumps up and tries to slam her foot down into Sarah’s face but the blonde isn’t falling for it and quickly roles away to avoid having her face broken by Cheryl’s heel. Cheryl lands on the cool canvas, her ass jiggles sexily on impact. She adopts a classic fighting stance as Sarah lunges at her with an attempted clothes line move, which doesn’t work as Cheryl ducks down then comes back with a spin kick to the back of Sarah’s head! The blonde doesn’t appear rattled by the kick and also spins around to try and take Cheryl’s head off with a roundhouse kick! Cheryl ducks yet again but retaliates with a seriously good high kick which catches the blonde between the tits! Sarah groans and backs away to avoid another meeting with Cheryl’s foot. Cheryl however is determined to KO the sexy blonde and she runs and jumps hoping to break Sarah’s nose with her flying kick! Cheryl has some serious talent for kicking and flying across this cage! I get what I want to see, as Sarah catches the brunette mid flight!!!!She manages to throw her against the cage meshing head first!!!!
YEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The cute brunette is a little dizzy and appears to have twisted her neck somewhat. As she leans against the cage wall, a member of the crowd pushes the flexible meshing really hard sending Cheryl stumbling back toward Sarah……who grabs the brunette beauty by the hair and spins her around twice, then releases her! Sending Cheryl tumbling across the canvas, causing that blonde bimbo referee to jump out of the way! The blonde looks down at Cheryl and laughs! Sarah hurries over to the delicious heap of tits and ass that is Cheryl Cole and bends down to hair haul the young woman to her feet………….this plan is short lived though as the brunette grabs Sarah with a superb crotch claw! The blonde referee whoops in excitement as Sarah screams out but then clamps a vicious face claw on the brunette! The crowd is in frenzy, the air filled with electricity as the two young women engage in brutal hand to hand combat next to the meshing! Cheryl appears to intensify her vice-like grip on Sarah’s womanhood, so in an act of retaliation and natural instinct, Sarah rakes her nails across Cheryl’s face!!!! ‘OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH’ the Cheryl fans sigh!!! Cheryl’s cheeks have bright red scratches down them and she quickly crawls away to avoid being scratched even more by the sharp nailed blonde!!! The blonde ref woman is seriously enjoying the brutality and is quick to encourage more of the same! Cheryl’s face is now weeping a little blood but that’s the least of her worries as she is hauled off the mat by her brown hair……….she struggles but that doesn’t stop Sarah from SLAPPING her several times across the face with both hands!!!! The flurry of meaningful slaps raises a loud cheer from the pro-Sarah crowd as Cheryl’s head goes from side to side! Sarah even throws in a couple of good back handed slaps and then finishes with a very girly, but quite powerful punch in the mouth which sends the brunette falling back on to her sweet ass! The punch has busted her top lip and the slaps have caused further redness on Cheryl’s face, which now also has blood smeared across it from the previous scratch attack! The blonde moves in to beat the brunette whilst she’s down but Cheryl, still having plenty of fight in her, just gets to her knees as Sarah jumps on top of her and they begin to wrestle their way across the canvas! The fight has got nastier which is evident in the expressions on each of the girl’s faces as they roll around in the cage. There doesn’t seem to be any structure in the fight as they now wrestle like wild cats on the mat. It is the bloody faced Cheryl who eventually manages to pin the blonde. The brunette’s cute round ass is on full show as she sits on top of the blonde and tries to slap the Sarah in the face! Sarah wriggles and writhes too much for the brunette who now changes her tactics and grabs both of Sarah’s tits with her sharp talons and squeezes hard!!! Dumb Cheryl has made an error and instead of using her knees to pin Sarah’s arms she has allowed the blonde to have the use of her sharpened nails as well……….Harding now grabs the brunette’s tits and both girls cry out in sheer agony and exertion!!!! The crowd cheers at the great tit-squeeze battle unfolding before them and I get a great picture of Sarah pushing Cheryl’s tits as far apart as she can whilst digging her nails in to get them bleeding!! They each try to destroy the other girl’s boobs and as Cheryl cries out in pain and anger, Sarah places both her hands on Cheryl’s rounded ass cheeks then tears away with her sharpened nails!!! Even the ref winces at the sight of Sarah causing blood red cuts across the brunette’s once perfect bum!!! The scratching match continues with both girls receiving damage to their smooth skin. It is Sarah now, who having caused Cheryl’s butt cheeks to bleed in several places, bucks the brunette off her! Again they wrestle and roll across the canvas until Sarah manages to get Cheryl’s legs locked into a grapevine hold!!!! The hold is well executed by the blonde beauty and she soon has the brunette squealing in agony as her legs feel like they are going to snap!!! Cheryl ‘cool cat’ has her own dirty trick though, and she succeeds in biting Sarah’s nipple very hard!!!!! Most of the crowd can’t tell what has happened and they boo loudly when Sarah has to quickly release the hold………the canvas has slight blood stains on it from Cheryl’s bleeding ass and both girl’s tits are also weeping blood. Luckily Sarah’s tit nipple hasn’t been bitten off but it is very swollen! She holds her left tit as she and Cheryl circle each other….it has to be said that the cat-fight is rather even at this point and up there with some of the finest female fights I’ve ever seen. I expect so considering how much this cage side position cost! A total surprise as most thought it would be all Sarah. Although, it is the brunette who is bleeding more, from her face, tits and bum. I’m hoping this will lose her some confidence, however she still looks totally up for tangling with the taller blonde…………….. ‘AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE’ Cheryl moves fast and unleashes an array of spinning round house and high kicks!!!!!! Sarah ducks and weaves to avoid being hit, although she is caught by a side kick and sent back into the cage meshing……the cheers of the audience were so loud that I couldn’t hear the girls feminine cries and moans in the cage…the arena was very warm and all eyes were fixed on the cat-fight and the sight of the two girls aloud singers grabbing each others throat at the side of the cage!!! They each try to strangle the other girl but then……………………..’UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHH’ Cheryl gets Sarah’s knee in her lower gut!!!! Then………………………..’aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’ Sarah gives the brunette a big knee between her smoothly shaven legs!!! I shout as do others for Sarah to finish the brunette as she then grabs the crying Cheryl by her brown hair, but Cheryl still manages to punch Sarah in her face very hard, not once but three times!!!! Sarah’s cheek is cut as is her lip!!! She retaliates by SLAMMING her fist into Cheryl’s bikini line gaining another loud cry from the chocolate haired babe!! Cheryl’s hands fly around trying to scratch Sarah in the face but Sarah is now the quicker woman as she gives Cheryl a brutal heart punch straight between the tits and then decisively grabs the brunette between her legs and around her neck whilst risking being nastily scratched in the face!!!! It looks like she’s going to deliver a well placed back breaker but instead she drops Cheryl down, belly first on to her knee with a fucking brilliant gut buster!!! Cheryl’s fans sigh in disbelief knowing that move and the heart punch have really messed her up. Sarah pushes the winded brunette off her knee and stands up to a loud cheer from all of her fans. She looks great especially now her thong has gone further up her ass and off to one side. She re-adjusts it and plays with her hair a little whilst taking a breather. Cheryl is on the canvas curled up. Sarah looks like a real tough cat-fighting woman, hair slightly messed up, blood smears across her body and face and wearing nothing but that fabulous pink micro-thong! I took another picture!
She now grabs Cheryl by the hair again. Cheryl moans as she is dragged to her feet and SLAPPED around the face even harder this time! I even see a spray of blood from Cheryl’s face as the blonde slaps her across the cheek with all her womanly anger! Sarah then takes hold of the brunette’s arm and swings her around, then releases her, sending Cheryl Cole flying across the cage, crashing into the blonde referee woman!!!! Ha ha ha! The tall blonde pushes Cheryl away into the cage side as Sarah walks over and gets down and dirty on the mat with Cheryl……she gets behind the brunette in a sitting position then proceeds to ram her fist into the side of Cheryl’s head with a brilliant but cruel ‘temple drill’! Cheryl cries out loudly due to the pain in the side of her head! Sarah gets bored of this and drags the still winded brunette to her feet……..then puts her arms around her in a front to back bear hug!!!! She carries her around the cage, whilst Cheryl tries to wrestle her way out of trouble. Sarah listens to what the paying spectators want……………one move is voiced more than any other………….’ATOMIC DROP’…… ‘BUST HER C*NT!’……….BOOOOOOM!!!! Sarah drops to one knee and SLAMS the brunette’s pussy down onto her other knee cap!!! Sighs of pity as well as cheers of enjoyment come from the audience! It looked satisfyingly brutal from where I was! The blonde lifted Cheryl as high as she could and literally power drove the girl’s womanhood onto her knee! It must have seriously hurt the brunette! Sarah takes in the cheers as she struts her ass around the cage, she even high fives the referee woman who congratulates her and hasn’t even bothered to count out Cheryl……hell knows when the count will come in this female-fight, because Cheryl now is running up behind Sarah who turns to block a double fisted hammer blow from the brunette! Who knows how Cheryl recovered from the awesome atomic drop…….but her recovery is short lived as the fantastic Harding gets quickly down onto her knees and sends a right handed uppercut punch straight into Cheryl’s pussy!!! Cheryl’s eyes roll back into her head and her mouth opens to let out a scream that no-one can hear due to the cheers from the crowd. The punch actually looked more powerful than the atomic drop and Cheryl falls to her knees in a haze of total agony!!! Whatever damage Sarah did with the atomic drop, it has just been made worse by that c*nt punch! Cheryl is about to collapse onto her tits with both her hands nursing her vagina but she is grabbed from behind by the terrifying Harding. Whilst the brunette is sat on her bum in the middle of the cage Sarah gets behind her and locks her arms under Cheryl’s……..she then leans back taking the brunette with her………then she starts to slam the sexy brunette’s round bum hard into the canvas repeatedly with a series of keister bumps!!!! Sarah is sweating but she continues to make each ‘butt slam’ harder hoping to give Cheryl a really sore ass in the morning! When the blonde finishes with over 10 keister bumps, she gets up kicking the brunette down to the canvas…………..she then takes hold of her arms, stands on her gorgeous hair and does a brilliant hair stand on Cheryl!!! It gets the cute babe squealing out loud as Sarah shouts all kinds of insults at the fallen beauty! Sarah seriously puts her all into it and after her performance in this fight tonight I would love to see her cat-fight against some of the best women fighters in the world! The match has turned into more of a one sided exhibition to be honest as Sarah now lifts the battered and bloodied Sarah into a hang-man hold! I watch as some of Cheryl’s fans are already leaving the arena, what a waste of money I thought…..they won’t even get to see how my girl finishes the bloodied babe off! Sarah is so tired that every move she does involves her screaming out in exertion almost as loudly as Cheryl cries out in pain! Sarah drops Cheryl to her feet and before ‘cool cat’ can drop down Sarah rakes her sharp nails down Cheryl’s face again!!! Even I sigh in pity for Cheryl as Sarah’s nails cause around 6 more bright red scratches down her sweet cheeks! Cheryl collapses to the cage floor having probably been KO’d more than once already! Sarah walks back breathing heavily…..she leans against the cage structure whilst the blonde referee comes toward her to see if she has finished battering the brunette. Sarah doesn’t wait for the tall blonde, she has other ideas. Miss Harding pushes off the cage side and runs toward Cheryl who is tits first, face down on the canvas……………I watch Sarah’s sexy bum jiggle as she runs across the large cage and jumps!!!!!!......................she lands ass first on the back of Cheryl Cole’s head!!!! The crowd can’t hear Cheryl’s perfect nose break or Sarah scream as her tail bone takes a real hammering on the back of Cheryl’s head, such is the noise of cheers and boos. Sarah sits on Cheryl’s head for a moment taking in her moment of cat-fight glory. Cameras go off as a pool of blood begins to form around the brunette’s face. The blonde ref woman takes Sarah by the arm and drags her off Cheryl Cole, as a rather good looking female doctor rushes into the cage and the bell is rung loud to end the fight which has left Cheryl with a badly broken nose amongst other typical post cat fight injuries.
‘LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THIS CATFIGHT BOUT, BY UNDISPUTABLE, MULTIPLE KNOCK-OUTS……………IS SARAAAH ‘THE HARD BITCH’ HAAARDING!!!!!’
After, what could only be described as one of the bloodiest and violent female-fights ever the big overly wealthy fight promoter enters the cage almost speechless at what he just saw!
‘OOOOOOHHHHH YEEAHHH WHAT A CATFIGHT!!!!’
He passes a large bunch of flowers to Sarah and kisses her on the cheek despite the fact her face is smeared with blood. He also sprays her with champagne whilst she laughs with joy at her win. He then forcefully holds up her arm to show her off as the queen of the cage!!!
‘WELL GUYS AND GIRLS I BET YOU WON’T LOOK AT GIRL BANDS THE SAME WAY AGAIN!........................GOOD NIGHT AND HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE ACTION…..GIVE IT UP FOR SARAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
Outside the arena a guy was selling some great catfight promotion posters. I treated myself to one, and looked forward to the next event.
THE END