ECW 2ND PPV

RED CARPET RUMBLE
Live from Hollywood California

The lights flicker on then fireworks explode all around the stage and in the ring sending bursts of bright colors all around the arena. The sound of the fireworks is being accompanied by the screaming yells and cheers from the crowd. Finally the last firework goes off and the arena lights flick back on as the roar of the crowd echo’s around the 23,569 sold out all seated arena. A deep male voice can suddenly be heard shouting out,

“Now the sing the national anthem please welcome ECW very own ring announcer KELLY CLARKSON”

Mad cheers from the fans as they see the very first American idol standing in the ring wearing a beautiful gold dress that shines under the spotlights. Kelly finished the song with a great cheer from the people in the stands as ECW’s second PPV is underway.

Video package

We see highlights of Carmen getting her nose broken, the wild assault on Pam Anderson then the piledriver on Hilary Duff though a table. We see images of Lindsey Lohan falling off the cage as well as watching Jessica Alba’s bare tits become exposed. The video is rounded off with a shot Maria Sharapova standing over the body of her naked, beaten down opponent.

Kelly: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Cameron Diaz.

The sound of Audioslave’s Out of Exile song fills the sound system and the crowds cheer as the star of Charlie’s Angels walks out onto the stage. She slides into the ring as Kelly gives her the mike then leaves the ring.

Cameron: Well all month people have been asking me why, why did I, film star Cameron Diaz come to an ECW event and break the nose of the General Manager. I broke that fat slut’s nose because she does not deserve the chance to run ECW. She only got the gig because she fucked every single man behind that curtain. That’s right the boss of this company has swallowed every cock backstage and I’m sorry but I can’t stand it.

The fans cheer at Cameron talking trash about the GM

Cameron: So I chose to come to the arena last week and went that bitch started stripping I saw my chance. I snuck into the ring and broke her little slut nose and I swear if she doesn’t step down as General Manager I will break every bone in her body till she is begging me to take over. As for tonight Hallie I have no problem with you but you get in my way I’m taking you down cause that’s how I roll.

Cameron throws the mike away and holds her arms up allowing the whole arena to get pictures of her as we prepare for our first match.

1st Match

ECW XXX Title

Avril Lavigne Vs Jenny Mc McCarthy

Kelly: The following contest is set for onefall and is for the ECW XXX championship so in this match there are no count outs and no disqualifications. Introducing first from Toronto Canada the Punk Princess Avril Lavigne

Avril’s own song Girlfriend starts to play as the rock chick walks down the special red carpet ramp with a look of determination in her eyes. On the last PPV she was winning the Bar Room Brawl with ease but the rules of the match were escape the bar room and the cowardly Tara Reid had run away before she could get her hands on her. After she lost Avril went a bit mad and attacked Pamela leaving her a battered and bloody mess. Rumors that Pam may be forced to retire are still not confirmed but Avril had shaken all thoughts of that out of her mind and was ready for this title match. She was wearing a normal black vest top with a skull on it with black shorts.

Kelly: and her opponent now resides in Los Angeles California Playboy Playmate Jenny Mc McCarthy.

Jenny was pissed off, Pam was her friend the two trained together even thought of being a tag team and now Pam’s injury had taken her out and Jenny wanted revenge. She wanted to beat Avril down so badly that she would never wrestle again so she got straight into the ring and right into Avril’s face screaming insults at the Canadian who simply rolled her eyes at the blonde. Jenny stepped back and straightened her white top with a big pink bunny on it waiting for the bell to ring then looked around and saw no referee.

Kelly: And now by order of the General Manager the special guest referee for this contest Tara Reid.

Walking out to a loud chorus of boos didn’t affect Tara who just walking to the ring listening to no one. Her ref’s shirt is very small and tied in a knot under her big tits. She kicks off her heels at the foot of the steel steps then go onto the ring apron her tiny black skirt flicked up showing her pantyhose covered ass for a brief second. Avril looked on in anger at Tara realizing this was a set up and she had no chance of winning the belt tonight. Tara got into the ring waving at the fans who responded with middle finger salutes back to her. From behind Avril spun the dumb blonde around and got in her face asking what the hell she was doing here to which Tara backed into a corner thumbing her ref’s shirt meaning she was in charge. With Avril distracted Jenny charges in and knocks Avril down with a forearm to the back of her head. With Avril down Jenny quickly starts stomping her leather-wrestling boots all over Avril’s upper body keeping her down then smacks her in the side of the head. Jenny rolls outside of the ring and picks up a steel chair from ringside then gets back into the ring and lines up a shot on Avril.

Avril gets to her feet and turns around only to walk into a viscous chair shot right in the head knocking her down in one loud shot. Jenny throws the chair down and rolls into the cover on Avril, hooking her leg and Tara quickly drops to the mat and counts 1 2 Avril only just got her shoulder up after the fast count from Tara. Slamming her fists on the mat Jenny throws a right hand right into Avril’s forehead keeping her down on the mat then Jenny turns her attention to Avril’s shorts. Undoing the button holding the shorts up Jenny quickly pulls them down Avril’s legs exposing her black brief panties to the world. The shorts are thrown away and Jenny sets the chair up on the canvas while Tara pulls Avril to her feet dragging her up by her hair. Jenny grabs Avril then puts the pop star’s head between her legs looking for a piledriver but just as she lifts her up Tara rushes round and whispers something to Jenny that makes her smile and put Avril back down. Reaching forward Jenny gets a hold of Avril’s panties and tugs them very far up Avril’s ass showing off her bare asscheeks which Tara gives a few tiny slaps to. Now Jenny lifts Avril up using the wedgie then drives her down head first onto the chair. A big wedgie piledriver onto the chair has the fans groaning as Avril’s neck is compacted onto the steel and she is laid out on the mat.

Again Jenny hooks both legs and Tara drops for the count 1 2 3 no Avril had just barely pushed her left shoulder off the mat. Neither Jenny nor Tara could believe that she had kicked out as the crowd was chanting like mad for Avril as they all thought the match was over. Now both Jenny and Tara are talking to each other wondering how they are going to beat Avril when Tara points to the top rope. Jenny nods and starts to climb the turnbuckle as Tara drags the limp body of Avril over to the corner then keeps hold of her arms. Perched on the top rope Jenny raises her arms out then leaps off the top rope for a big splash when suddenly Avril rolls off her back and pulls Tara down to the mat then rolls away. With Avril now on her feet Jenny’s big splash hits Tara right on her back making the blonde cry out in pain and leaves the fans cheering again. With Jenny and Tara both down Avril takes this chance to duck out of the ring and look for a weapon and in just a few seconds of looking she come back in the ring holding a kendo stick. Jenny gets to her feet first and staggers right into a stick shot to ribs doubling her over in pain and also offering her back to yet another shot. The kendo stick smacks her hard in the back making her yell out in pain and drop under the bottom rope and out of the ring.

Avril looks up to see Tara getting to her feet holding her back in pain so Avril simply swings with all her power breaking the stick over Tara’s head. It sounds so loud that several people in the front row jump and Tara falls to the floor as bits of the stick scatter all over the ring. Seeing Tara hurt Avril forgets the match as goes for revenge on the dumb blonde and leaps on top of Tara and in one motion tears off her referee shirt exposing her surgical enhanced tits to the world. However the moment Avril see them she leans in and sinks her uncut nails deep into the tit flesh cutting it up and making Tara scream. Now with her nails imbedded into Tara’s breasts Avril beings to use her fingers to crush her boobs back into her body then pulls them back and forth mauling them. Tara is crying from the pain Avril is pulling her breasts every which way and Tara is unsure how long her bust can last being assaulted like this. Just when things look really bad for Tara, Jenny slides back into the ring holding a chair she had picked up from the outside of the ring and cracks it into Avril’s side knocking her off Tara. Avril never saw it coming so is now down and holding her left arm, which took a lot of the impact of that chair.

Jenny checks to see if Tara is ok then drags Avril across the ring by her hair then slamming the side of her face onto the chair still lying on the mat from before. With Avril’s head now lying on one chair Jenny raises the other chair in her hands going for a Conchairto, which would surely take Avril out of the match. Jenny swings and at the last second Avril rolls off the chair and away meaning Jenny just smashed chair onto chair. The impact of the chairs hitting sent a shockwave hurting Jenny’s fingers thus distracting her from Avril who had got straight back to her feet and already bouncing off the ropes. Avril charged at Jenny’s back grabbed her in a headlock then lifted her for a bulldog driving the Playboy cover girl’s face right onto the steel chair. Jenny holds on side of her face in agony hoping nothing was broken then she felt something pulling on her hair. Avril is sick and tired of this and is going to finish this match right now, she had the same look in her eyes at the end of the bar room match where she took out Pam. Dragging Jenny by the hair Avril places her head on the chair and picks up the other chair Jenny brought into the ring. Avril raises the chair then sees Tara slowly getting back up so walks forward chair still raised and cracks her in the head sending her back down. Quickly turning around Avril swings the chair down catching Jenny’s head between the two chairs for a very loud and painful Conchairto.

Jenny is knocked out with a small cut opening up on her forehead as Avril throws the chair away hen starts pulling at Jenny’s white top. Ripping it clean off it shows us that Jenny is not wearing a bra and once Avril sees that she grins and grabs onto Jenny’s arms from behind. Pulling her up to her knees still holding her arms Avril puts her boot into the back of Jenny. Normally this is used as a submission but Avril looks to have a better purpose for the hold and suddenly starts to fall forwards. Jenny falls down but with Avril’s foot in her back driving her down faster and chest first right on the steel chair. There is a loud groan from the crowd as the watch Jenny’s tits being crushed on the chair with Avril standing on top of her. After a few minutes of standing, posing and crushing Avril gets off Jenny’s back and rolls the knocked out blonde onto her back and covers her but the ref Tara is still out from that last chair shot. So Avril gets up and drags her body over to Jenny gets back on top and uses Tara’s own hand to count the one two three.

Kelly: Here is your winner and new ECW XXX champion Avril Lavigne

Avril is handed the belt and raises the belt to the cheers of the crowd. She climbs up the turnbuckle to show off her new belt as Tara slowly rolls to her feet holding her head. Still celebrating Avril gives a little ass shake to the camera then turns around only to see a chair being swung. The sound is one of the loudest chair shots you will ever hear Avril couldn’t get her hands up so took the shot right in the head as boos rained down on Tara who put the chair down. A camera zoom in showed that Avril had been busted open from that shot and was bleeding all over her new belt. The Pussycat Dolls song Don’t Cha starts to play and GM Carmen Electra walks out in her business suit and a facemask.

Carmen: Well done Avril awesome match congratulations however I still haven’t punished you for attacking a competitor after your match last month but thankfully Miss Reid came up with the perfect solution.

The fans start booing loudly they can sense a screw job going on here.

Carmen: So Avril is must inform you that as of right now the XXX title will be defended under 24/7 rules meaning the belt can change hand anytime of day or night as long as there is a ref present.

At the same time she said that a ref runs down to the ring as Tara places one foot on Avril’s chest and the ref counts 1 2 3.

Carmen: Here is your winner and new XXX champion Tara Reid.

The crowd is booing even more as a topless Tara lifts the belt above her head celebrating wildly as Carmen stands on the ramp clapping. Tar walks down the ramp belt held high as Avril uses the ropes to pull herself up. Tara looks back at Avril who with her face masked with blood holds her thumb out and cuts it across her throat as a message to Tara.

BACKSTAGE

Jo Jo: I’m standing here with the number one contender Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer last month you beat Scarlett Johansson in a Number 1 contender match only for the referee Maria Sharapova to attack you after the match and kick you in the cutie your thoughts?

Jennifer: My what! Cutie? you need help Jo Jo but anyway tonight you know even this Maria just being given a shot I’m happy about it. You see she’s has been bragging that she is the greatest female athlete in history and well she’s just wrong. As for last week jumping me from behind caught me off guard but tonight I have only one thought taking out Maria and reaching my destiny of being the ECW world champion.

Match 2

Blood Only Submission Match [written by tr0tz]

Christina Aguilera vs Elisha Cuthbert

Christina already waits in the middle of the ring, ready for this no holds barred, first-blood before submission only match-up. The singer's wearing black leather pants and a black leather bikini top and she brought a small bag with her and throws it into a corner. Surely some tools as the only way to win this match is to make your opponent bleed, then submit. Waiting for her Canadian adversary to come to the ring, she remembers how she beat Elisha Cuthbert at the last PPV by biting her pale white tit into a bloody mess. She wants to repeat this performance today, to beat Elisha a second time and to beat her bloody as hell. Their last performance was the reason for this fight: as they busted each other open then, in an equal, long drawn fight, the natural consequence was a first blood match. Finally, the lights turn bright and Elisha Cuthbert walks to the ring. Barefoot, barehanded, and looking very sexy, wearing just a white bra and panties. Bringing no weapon with her and wearing those white clothes isn't the best idea for a first blood match and Christina smiles as she sees her victim strolling to the ring and looking so innocent.

The bell rings. Facing each other inside the four corners, Aguilera continues to laugh and tries to intimidate her opponent: "I'll turn that bikini and your golden locks bloody red, you bitch"

Elisha calmly answers: "Do you really think so?" Then she steps closer to Christina and slashes at her face. Abruptly, blood erupts from the singer's forehead and she is shocked. She raises her hands to her face that is slowly flooded with blood.

The actress brought a weapon with her, a razor blade she hid in her hand! Throwing the tool into the corner of a ring, she raises a knee into the surprised Aguilera, then another knee in quick succession. Christine doubles over and coughs, as she still doesn't know what happened. This match could be over already! If Elisha could force a submission out of the already bleeding Christina now, that would be the end! But the blonde Canadian doesn't use the chances. She's parading around the ring, celebrating her great start. Finally, she realizes she shouldn't give Christina a chance to recover and comes back. She grabs one arm and then whips her towards a corner. But Christina reverses that hold! It's Elisha who is slammed into the corner back first! The Canadian arches her back in pain, but Christina's already there, smashing into her belly with her shoulder and crushing her against the ring post. She then turns her around and grabs her hair. The fans already know what's coming and are ready to count. The singing sensation slams Cuthbert's head into the steel post ten times, accompanied by the loud countdown of the crowd. As Christina raises her opponent’s head, she is bloodied too - and her eyes look glassy.

Aguilera throws her back into the middle of a ring like a lifeless rag doll, and then gives her opponent a chance to rise up. When Elisha Cuthbert is on her knees, shaken and dizzy, Christina grabs the small bag she brought with her. In an instant, we will know what's inside. Opening the bag and walking back to her beaten opponent, she intends to discharge its contents over Elisha. It's a bag full of thumbtacks! What a cruel idea! Just as Christina is about to empty the bag, Elisha reacts and throws an uppercut into the unsuspecting singer's crotch and then drops to the side. Christina's mouth opens, but no sounds escape as the painful blow freezes her. The bag drops to the floor and the thumbtacks pour to the mat.
Elisha, getting her second wind, rises to her feet and moves behind Aguilera who is trying to massage the pain out of her puss. Cuthbert quickly opens the clasp of her opponent's black leather bra and the firm bosom is fully on display to everybody. Christina feels embarrassed and her nipples quickly turn stiff. But humiliating her is not what Elisha has got in mind. Grabbing her around the head with her right arm, she bulldogs Aguilera into the ring floor, making sure her chest crashes into the mat where the thumbtacks are laying. As the blonde singer makes contact with the floor, her head hitting it with a dull thud, dozens of tacks dig into her once unblemished bosom and the sensitive skin starts to leak blood in many places. Christina is close to submitting as she feels like her chest has been spiked. Elisha grabs her blonde hair, pulls her to the feet and then throws her into the corner headfirst. The wound on her forehead is re-opened and Christina collapses to the floor in a heap.

Elisha follows her and drags her bag to the middle of the ring. Moving behind the kneeling singer, she then grabs her arms and puts her knee into the small of Aguilera back. Pushing forward while pulling on the arms, poor Christina's arms are almost pulled out of their sockets as the pop star is crying openly and begging to be released. The Canadian actress shows no mercy, enjoying tormenting her American rival. Aguilera tits are pushed outwards, some thumbtacks coming lose. Red dots show up on the bosom, small rivulets of blood trickling downwards, mixing with Christina's face blood. Moments later, it looks like Christina has to submit. To everybody's surprise, Elisha has got a worried look. Then, Christina, very slowly, is able to rise up. Elisha's hold, although loosening, is still tight. But, upright, Christina bends her back even further, and then smashes her head backwards and hitting the surprised Elisha square in the face. Her lips explode with bloody and she steps backwards, letting go of Aguilera arms. The singer, her arms feeling very weak, turns around and kicks the actresses’ pussy, knocking her into the ring post. She follows, acting almost like an experienced kick-boxer, sending her foot several more times into Elisha's belly and crotch. The poor Canadian starts to feel sick and, after the exhausting hold from before, her strength saps away quickly. Payback-time, Aguilera thinks and rips away Elisha's now reddened bra from her chest in one swift motion, then she throws the blood-soaked piece of clothing into the crowd. As Christina retreats, Elisha stumbles out of the corner weakly. The actress looks finished, having been close to victory just some minutes ago. Now, she is tired and can barely walk. Christina doesn't have much energy left herself, so she goes for a finisher. Grabbing the blonde actress from behind, she slings one arm around her neck and face and pulls backwards. Cuthbert is put into an inverted face lock! Her upper body is stretched and her firm tits point skywards, perfectly on display for the arena and the cameras! Spit is drooling out of her mouth and with her eyes closed halfway and her arms tangling down, she looks barely conscious.

There’s a danger, Elisha might lose consciousness before submitting as the pain in her neck and back is almost unbearable. What's that? Christina reached into her panties and pulled a glistening object of them. Oh, it's another razor blade! They both prepared themselves very well for this kind of match. Then, Christina Aguilera puts the blade on the areola of Elisha's exposed left tit. The one she bit with her teeth in the last match! Slowly, she starts to seesaw the blade through the areola, below the nipple. She's cutting away Cuthbert's left nipple! Elisha reawakens from the face lock and an ear-piercing scream leaves her mouth. Without hesitating any further, she submits. But too late, at the same moment, her nipple and part of her areola is slice off. Christina takes the match and one nipple of her opponent. Very happy, she let's Elisha drop to the floor and celebrates her victory while blood spills out of the hole of Elisha boob.

Kelly: Here is your winner by a first blood submission Christina Aguilera.

BACKSTAGE

The camera suddenly goes into black and white and we see it’s a hidden camera in a locker room and to the fans delight Kyle Minogue appears in her bra and panties. She pushes up her bra then smiles as her sister Danni appears and hug her sister. The camera picks up a little bit of their conversation

Danni: Hey sis you ready to go out there and raise hell

Kyle: Sure am just give me a hand with my damm pants they are just to tight.

We watch Danni put her hands all over Kyle’s famous ass as she tries to pull her pants up over her hips. Boos rain down from all over the arena as the scene fades to black.

3rd Match

4 Way Tag Team Ladder match for the ECW Tag Team Titles

The Olsen’s Vs The Simpson’s Vs The Minogue’s Vs Alyssa Milano and Rose Mc Gowan

The ladders are set up all around the outside of the ring as the song ‘WOW’ from Kyle Minogue rings from the big screen as Australia’s hottest sisters walk out to a loud cheers from the crowd. Both girls are wearing the same kind of outfit’s tank top’s and tight leather pants however Kyle’s top is white with red pants while Danni has a white top with black pants. The theme song from Charmed starts to play as two of the main cast members Alyssa Milano and Rose Mc Gowan come out to a mixed reaction. Neither women looks like a proper ECW fighter with Alyssa in a Flowery white top with dark blue jeans and Rose in a skintight backless halter-top with black spandex pants. The third team is the Olsen’s the only team in this match to have a win on ECW PPV and both Mary Kate and Ashley have stuck to the same kind of child like clothes they wore last time. They have matching blue tops with their initials written in gold glitter on the back with black tracksuit bottoms on smiling and waving to the thousands of fans. The arena lights darken and the screen lights up and the classic Guns and Roses song ‘Welcome To The Jungle’ plays.

Instantly the crowd’s cheers turn to boos as they see the Simpson sisters coming down to the ring to the most un-Simpson like song you could think off. Jessica is still smiling and waving to the fans wearing a light pink top with black shorts while Ashlee looks like she wants to kill someone. We found out on ECW.com that Ashlee now needs a voice box after the Olsen’s crushed her throat and according to sources Ashlee is the first celebrity to sign a long term contact with ECW with the sole purpose of breaking both of the Olsen’s throat’s. She climbs into the ring and demands a mike from Kelly Clarkson but soon realizes that she can’t hold the mike and voice box at the same time so her sister has to stand behind her and hold up the mike.

Ashlee: [in a robotic Steven Hawking like voice] Why don’t you people shut up and some me some respect.

All around the arena people are laughing at Ashlee’s stupid sounding new voice. This only seems to get her mad.

Ashlee: Listen to me you stupid fuckers I am disabled and you should all get down on your knees and thank god that I chose to show up tonight.

Everyone in the ring is laughing at Ashlee apart from her sister and Ashlee is very mad and when she sees Rose Mc Gowan in tears holding her sides she throws away her voice box and smashes her fist into the side of the actresses face knocking her down. This sets off the mass 8 woman brawls as the two refs on the outside call for the bell meaning this tag team title match is underway. In one corner both Simpson’s are kicking away at Alyssa while both Olsen’s and Minogue’s trade blows in the center of the ring when Kyle suddenly ducks Mary Kate’s fist and leg trips her from behind sending her face first into the mat. Kyle quickly spins around and sits on Mary Kate’s lower back holding her down the raises her right hand and bringing it down on Mary Kate’s ass. Mary Kate screams and kicks her legs as Kyle Minogue spanks her round ass meanwhile on the other side of the ring Ashlee is holding Alyssa’s arms behind her back while her sister slaps her around. Once her cheeks are burning red from the slaps Jessica’s hands move towards her long white top with her fingernails digging into the material. In one powerful tug Jessica tears the shirt off Alyssa exposing her white lace bra just barely able to hold in her massive tits. Ashlee then spins Alyssa around as Jess grabs onto her long brown hair and tosses her over the top rope to the floor. Both Simpson’s now move towards Rose who is still groggy from that one punch knockout from before and screams when both girls grab hold of her hair. Rose is bent over in-between the two sisters then flipped up onto their shoulders then driven to the mat in a massive double power bomb smashing Rose down back first.

Ashley Olsen and Danni Minogue are still fighting it out when Danni surprises the smaller girl with an upper cut sending her backwards. Suddenly Ashley moves up and hits a perfect super kick right to Danni’s jaw knocking her back threw the ring ropes and out to the floor. Ashley then sees her sister is in trouble so smashes right into Kyle knocking her off Mary Kate’s back. She then grabs a handful of hair and a bit of Kyle’s top and then throws her shoulder first into the ring post. Kyle screams in pain as her shoulder hits steel and she slides though the ropes and out of the ring like her sister. The noise in the arena goes up as the Olsen’s and Simpson’s are left standing in the ring and all 4 slowly turn around to face each other. You can see the anger and the hatred build up in Ashlee’s eyes then she charges at Ashley and takes her down to the mat. Her tiny hands wrap around Ashley’s throat chocking her out and as Mary Kate moves to help her sister Jessica takes a trick from their last match and pulls down her pants. She screams as her purple panties can now be seen by every one and tries to get out of Jessica’s grip and pull her pants up but Jess has a tight hold of her waistband. As Ashley Olsen’s face starts turning red from the choke Danni and Kyle are both up and climb onto the ring apron but Jessica sees them coming so Irish whips a pansted Mary Kate at them. The Minogue’s see her coming and both lower their heads and backdrop a fast moving Mary Kate from the ring all the way out to the concrete floor. The fans wince as they hear human flesh hit concrete while replays show the scary height Mary Kate was as after being flipped.

Jessica is still standing there amazed at what Kyle and Danni did when the two Charmed girls slide into the ring holding a ladder. They both charge at Jess and slam the steel ladder into her back knocking her down. Ashlee watches Ashley’s face turn blue and knows she is only a few seconds away from sweet revenge when suddenly Bam something hard and metal cracks her in the back of the head knocking her off Ashley and under the bottom rope. Rose now sets the ladder up under the hanging belts and slowly starts to climb up the rungs and as the camera zooms in to her face we see a massive black bruise under her left eye. Alyssa is holding the ladder steady when the Minogue’s get in the ring and charge at the tag team of Charmed. Danni spears Alyssa knocking her down and Kyle simply pushes the ladder sending Rose off the ladder and crashing rib first into the ropes. Yanking Alyssa to her feet Danni rocks her back with some hard knife-edge chops reddening the chest of Alyssa. Once she was back in the corner Danni closed her fists and sent 3 hard shots to the bottom of Alyssa’s tits sending her boobs flying around. Her lacy bra offering no protection to Danni’s assault and she screams load when Danni sinks her fingernails into the soft flesh of her tits. Kyle has picked the ladder up and now sets it up and starts to climb but she doesn’t get up 3 steps when Jessica gets in and yanks her down.

Hitting the mat face first Kyle is dazed and Jessica takes advantage by applying the painful Camel Clutch pulling back on Kyle’s head bringing out cries of pain from the pop princess. Jessica tilts her body back wards to add more pressure to Kyle’s back but as Jess is lifting up Kyle instinctively raises her foot and catches Jessica right in her pussy. She moans in pain letting go of the hold and walking backwards her hands covering her sore crotch and Kyle to her credit is straight back on her feet and puts Jess’s head between her legs. She then hooks the arms and drives Jessica down face first with a pedigree while her sister is still torturing Alyssa’s big tits making her scream like never before. On the outside of the ring Ashley is up and massaging her neck after being choked by Ashlee and when Ashley looks up to see her on the outside an evil idea hits the Olsen who goes to a cameraman and removes his belt. Ashlee is confused from the ladder shot part of which caught her in the back of the head drawing a slight bit of blood from a gash so she is still pretty out of it and doesn’t feel a belt being looped around her neck. Ashley takes her time wanting to send the younger Simpson a message she might listen too [as crushing her throat didn’t seem to stop her]. The belt is hooked up and tied tight Ashley then uses both hands to pull at the belt while her right knee is firmly in Ashlee’s back holding her down. Ashlee’s eyes go wide as she feels her oxygen being cut off by a leather belt and her breathing starts to become shallow as she hopes her sister can save her.

Danni rips the bra cups down exposing Alyssa’s bare tits to a worldwide PPV audience and them slamming both fists into her tits crushing them back into Alyssa’s chest. Kyle kicks Jessica under the bottom rope and the turns her attention back to the ladder and once again starts to climb. Rose Mc Gowan still holding her ribs gets back into the ring and jumps in the air and hits a picture perfect dropkick to the side of Kyle knocking the pint sized beauty off the ladder sending her crashing to the mat. Danni is having a lot of fun destroying Alyssa’s tits which have gone red raw after the beating they have been given and she lets out yet another yell of pain when Danni bites down on her right nipple. As Danni’s teeth let go of her nipple and out of pure desperation Alyssa lifts her knee and it smashes Danni right in the crotch. Danni gasps out as her crotch feels like it’s on fire after Alyssa’s hard knee crashed into it. She takes a few steps back with tears forming in her eyes as Alyssa rips away the rest of her bra and goes on the offensive. Alyssa clubs Danni in the back with her forearm sending Danni down to one knee she is then whipped into the ropes and as she springs back Alyssa catches her with a drop toe hold. Danni’s face cracks into the metal rung of the ladder bringing up a small cut above her forehead.

Now both Charmed girls are left and the ladder is still set up with the titles hanging above. Quickly both Rose and Alyssa start to climb the ladder and get right up to the top and Rose has her hand on the gold. Jessica Simpson is back on her feet and grabs onto the ladder and starts to push the ladder over sending both girls down. Alyssa hits the ropes and bounces outside of the ring while Rose hits the ropes with her neck and bounces back into the ring. Jessica pushes Rose back into the corner and starts throwing right hands at her forehead knocking her down she then takes a running start and slams her knee into Rose’s face. There’s a load cracking noise and as Jessica pulls her knee away we see Rose’s face covered in blood. Back on the outside of the ring Ashlee is still being choked by Ashley’s belt but she seems to be releasing the pressure and dragging Ashlee back to her feet. Pulling Ashlee along like a dog on a leash Ashley makes sure she was behind Ashlee when Mary Kate appears. Mary Kate pulls a monitor out from the Spanish announce table and aims it up with Ashlee’s head and charges full tilt at the youngest Simpson. The monitor breaks on impact showering the floor with glass and bits of wire as Ashlee falls to the floor scars and cuts all over her face leaving a small puddle of blood on the concrete.

With Jessica pushing Rose out of the ring Alyssa takes her chance by sneaking back into the ring carrying another ladder, which she quickly sets up, and starts climbing up. Alyssa is halfway up when she looks down to see Danni Minogue back on her feet grabbing the bottom of the ladder slowly flipping it up. A topless Alyssa screams as she falls sideways over the top rope in one and crashing down hard on the concrete floor knocking her out cold. We see 5 different replays of Alyssa falling all the way out to the floor included the famous Wille Coyote cam showing her falling a very scary 15 feet to the fall. Danni pulls the ladder up and just as she’s about to climb Jessica appears and hits Danni with a very hard clothesline sending Danni into a backwards roll under the bottom rope to the floor. Jessica celebrates the Olsen’s sneak up from behind with a double hair pull slamming her neck into the canvas. The Olsen’s now start to set them selves up with a double snap suplex slamming Jessica down hard and Mary Kate gets a ladder and lies it down flat. Ashley pulls off Jessica’s top exposing her tight red sports bra and watches her sister climb to the top rope and it looks like there preparing for a top rope powerbomb onto a ladder. They have done this move to Jess before injuring her back and doing it onto a steel ladder will really hurt her.

Out of nowhere Kyle reappears holding a steel folding chair, one shot to Mary Kate sends her down crotch first onto the top turnbuckle while a shot to the head of Ashley knocks her down. Kyle now drags a hurt Ashley onto the ladder but before she can go to Mary Kate, Rose from the outside of the ring grabs Kyle’s ankle and pulls her to the outside of the ring but unknown to her Kyle has picked up the chair she brought in. The chair is driven into the ribs of Rose then dropped to the floor by Kyle who now grabs Rose in a front face lock. Kyle winks at the camera and drops Rose down with a DDT on the chair knocking her out while back in the ring Jessica is back on her feet and has already hooked Mary Kate’s legs around her head and lifts her up for a powerbomb. Jessica Simpson powerbombs Mary Kate onto her sister and onto the ladder taking both Olsen’s out of the match and as she sets up the ladder to climb she turns around to see her sister lying on the floor in a puddle of her own blood. She completely forgets about the match and rushes outside of the ring to check on her sister and calling for some help from backstage. Kyle gets back into the ring to find that everyone else is down so she starts to climb the ladder that Jessica set up before slowly getting higher and higher. Amazingly Alyssa is crawling into the ring after that sick drop most people thought she was done but here she is back in the ring trying to reach up to stop Kyle.

Her hand reaches up to get Kyle but all she can get a good grip of is the waistband of the singers tight leather pants. Kyle tries to kick Alyssa’s hand away but wobbles and nearly falls off so she decides to keep climbing. Alyssa keeps hold but doesn’t have the strength left so as Kyle climbs Alyssa’s hand keeps the hold on her pants pulling them down. There is a loud cheers from the crowd as Kyle’s perfect ass clad in a tiny red thong is shown while she still climbs the ladder getting her hands on the tag belts. Kyle is able to unclip the belt and drops it down to her sister who is sitting at the bottom of ladder with blood trickling down her forehead and Kyle then unhooks the other belt for the win.

Kelly Clarkson: Here are your winners and NEW ECW Tag team champions Kyle and Danni the Minogue Sisters.

The fans go mad as there favorites have won the tag team titles and camera flash all around the arena as the refs help both girls up and raises there hands and titles. Both walk off as winners and only when both girls are on the ramp does Kyle remember that her pants where pulled down. She giggles turns around and ties the tag title just under her ass leaving a great picture for all fans to remember.

BACKSTAGE

Jo Jo: Wow what a great match the Minogue’s are a great team all the way from Great Britain [we hear laughs off camera] anyway our next match is a strip naked match and one of the partis…… erm people in the match is with me now Beyonce so Beyonce is this match is more difficult for you as you could be stripped naked in front of millions of people.

Beyonce: Well Jo Jo I’m not doing this for anyone but for charity that’s right all my payment is going to charity as I never want to be in this godforsaken hell hole. You see Britney Spears is everything wrong with the world today a divorce single mother, a drinker, smoker, stripper and to be honest Jo Jo she is nothing more than a SLUT and there is no way in hell I’m going to be naked in front of anyone.

4th Match

Cocktail Bar Strip Naked Match

Beyonce Vs Britney Spears

Kelly Clarkson: The following contest is a strip naked match where the only way to win is strip your opponent completely naked. [Fans go mad and cheer after Kelly used the words strip and naked.]

Kelly Clarkson: Also this match is taking place in specially made cocktail bar placed up there on the entrance ramp.

The camera pans around the specially build bar on the ramp with a marble bar surface painted in white. 6 metal bar stools with red seat covers. Also behind the bar is a massive glass cabinet full of drinks of every different types. The camera spins around to the big screen as ‘Crazy In Love‘ by Beyonce plays out as the singer struts down the red carpet ramp.

Kelly Clarkson: Introducing first please welcome star singer and humanitarian Beyonce.

The crowd boos as Beyonce walks out, the fans don’t want nice goody two shoes celebrity’s they want to see blood and guts with plenty of fighting. Beyonce ignores the fans and just try’s to concentrates on the job in hand. She is wearing a sparking sliver top with a black skirt showing off her long legs. She kicks off her high heels and stands in the place in the bar the ref points to waiting for her opponent. When ‘Pisces Of Me’ starts to play the fans go mad cheering for a woman who gained a lot of respect with the way she made the fitter, younger Hillary quit on the last PPV.

Kelly Clarkson: And her opponent now residing in Los Angeles California Britney Spears

The brunette burst though the curtain full of energy and ready to face the slightly snobbish Beyonce wearing a see though black vest top with a flimsy black lace bra clearly visible underneath with a pair of ripped blue jeans that slips down her hips allowing fans a sneak peek at her black thong. Brit kicks her trainers off and goes up close to Beyonce looking up at her taller rival. The bell rings and we are underway as both women look at each other with pure loathing and it’s Britney who makes the first move slamming her forehead into Beyonce’s sending her backwards tripping over a bar stool. Grabbing her ankle Britney drags her back to the center of the bar room making her skirt flip up showing off her purple panties to the arena. Brit then slams her right in the face keeping her grounded until she takes a hold of Beyonce’s curly hair dragging her up to her feet then throws her into the bar. Beyonce smashes knees first into one of the metal bar stool falling onto the ground in pain holding her legs in pain while Britney stands over her celebrating for the fans. Picking up the bar stool Britney drives the plush seating into Beyonce’s head sending her crawling onto the seat of another stool. Taking aim Britney throws a taped left fist into the side of Beyonce’s head knocking her off the stool and onto the floor driving the wind out of her.

The cameraman gets a good close up shot of Beyonce’s skirt as the fans cheer when her purple panties appear on the big screen. Britney does a lot to help the fans cheers by grabbing the waistband of her black skirt and in one move ripping it clean off Beyonce’s hips. Beyonce is still shaken from that head butt early on in the match so she staggers to her feet totally unaware that her skirt has been torn and her big ass is very visible in her purple panties. Grabbing onto the back of her head Britney sends Beyonce flying clean over the bar slamming into god knows what behind the bar but whatever it was it made a really big noise. Britney celebrates dancing around with Beyonce’s skirt sexily moving her body around to the delight of the crowds. She gives the fans one last ass shake and then leans over the bar when suddenly there is a loud crash as Beyonce swings a full bottle of vodka smashing it on Britney’s head knocking her off the bar and onto the floor. Beyonce pulls herself up over the bar trying to avoid the glass spilled all over the bar and looking down at Britney who has got cuts all over her face blood slowly dripping down her face. Glass and blood are matted into her hair with the cuts scarring her well known face as Beyonce leaps down off the bar and looks at the unconscious body of Britney and for the first time tonight she smiles.

Wasting no more time Beyonce grabs hold of the bottom of Britney’s vest and yanks it up over the singer’s mid section and then past her bra and up over her head. Both ladies are now tied as both have lost 1 item of clothing each but that all changes when Beyonce throws the vest top away and goes for the bra. The bra doesn’t last long as it is forcefully ripped off Britney exposing her tits for the 2 consecutive time on ECW PPV but the fans still love seeing Britney’s big tits which now have a golden tan because of Brit’s recent holiday to the Caribbean [her own gift to herself for beating Hillary]. Once her bra is off and thrown away Beyonce sees Britney start to wake up so she quickly gets into the mount position on top of Britney and slams her bare fists into some of the cuts that cover Britney’s forehead. Unable to cover up Brit has to take 10 unanswered shots to the head and her head drops again and Beyonce acts quickly getting up and unbuttoning Britney’s jeans. Also to help her Beyonce slips her fingers into the fashionable holes in the jeans and uses them to help pull Britney’s jeans down past her knees and off her bare feet. Britney is now lying there in just her tiny black thong, which leaves very little to the imagination and also means Britney is only one item of clothing away from losing this match to the underdog Beyonce.

Beyonce tosses Brit’s jeans behind the bar and picks up one of the bar stools and slowly walking over to Britney safe in the knowledge that she is in complete control of the match up. Raising the stool over her head Beyonce poses and waits for Britney to get up and is does look good for the former Mrs. K-Fed as she is having to use on of the tables to drag herself up. Even when she’s finally on two feet she is staggering around looking unbalanced and slowly turns around Beyonce lifts the stool overhead to slam it down hard. Britney quickly kicks her right foot up as hard as she can catching Beyonce pussy with a loud flesh smacking noise. Beyonce’s eyes roll back in her head as she falls to her knee’s slightly screaming out in pain she has never been kicked there before and the pain is purely indescribable. Britney grabs the stool out of Beyonce’s hands and wastes no time in smashing the metal legs of the chair into Beyonce’s head sending her flying backwards. She screams as she lands in the pool of broken glass from earlier and is not helped by Britney who stands on her back pushing her deeper into the shards of glass. After nearly a minute of pushing her deeper into the glass Britney gets off only to pick up a huge spike of glass from under a table and she sits on Beyonce’s shoulders again forcing the pieces of glass to pierce her soft flesh.

Getting a hold of Beyonce’s hair, Britney tugs her head back exposing her pain ridden face coated in tears of agony and Britney is only going to add to them. She drives the spike of glass right into Beyonce’s forehead making her scream and begs for Brit to stop as the glass is stabbed deeper and deeper into her forehead. Blood stains the glass in Britney’s hand as the hole in Beyonce’s forehead starts to leak blood all over her movie star face. Throwing away the chunk of glass Brit climbs on top of Beyonce and starts driving her closed fists into that wound on her head hoping to break it open more. Beyonce is punched 12 times hard in the head nearly making her pass out and when Brit sees Beyonce’s eyes roll back into her head she gets off the singer while staring at the blood covering her knuckles. Britney looks down at her foe and sees that Beyonce’s purple bra is poking up from her black vest top and Brit decides to tear it off exposing Beyonce’s amazing body clad in only her bra and panties. Using the top to wipe the blood off her hands Britney soaks up the fans cheers as she shakes her bare boobs for the flashes of the thousands of cameras in the arena. Beyonce is still dazed from the loss of blood when Britney gets hold of her curly brown locks dragging her back to her feet before launching her right into the bar. The crowd groans as they hear the sick impact of flesh and bones break against a marble bar but watch as Brit looks at the bent over Beyonce and can’t resist giving that world famous booty a few spanks. Climbing up onto the table Brit takes hold of the singers head before ramming it right into the top of the marble leaving a pool of blood staining the 100,000 dollar custom made bar. Smashing her head three more times into the marble Brit lets Beyonce’s weak body slide slowly off the bar before hitting the floor with a thud.

Full of energy and confidence Brit leaps off the table and leans over the downed body of Beyonce and quickly unhooks Beyonce’s bra showing off her bare back. Beyonce feels something slipping when she catches her bra before it falls then screams in humiliation forgetting totally about the match and starts to run away. Britney however still has hold of the bra so as Beyonce runs away the bra is stretched before slipping out of Beyonce’s fingers and flying into the arms of Mrs. Spears. Beyonce squeaks as her bare tits are exposed for a brief second before she slaps her hands over her darkish brown nipples making the crowd boo at the near naked singer. Smiling Britney steps into Beyonce’s eye line waving her bra out at her teasing her to come and grab it but Beyonce arms wrapped around her boobs shakes her head no. Britney shrugs her shoulders then throws a big right hand haymaker at Beyonce’s jaw knocking her out before she even hits the floor. She is out cold on the floor as Britney stands over her flexing her wrists before kicking Beyonce’s arms off her tits exposing her bare tits to a live PPV crowd all over the world. Britney lets the fans take the moment of seeing Beyonce’s bare breasts before she slides her fingers into the waistband of her purple panties and slowly pulls them down her legs. Gasps of silence all around the arena as Beyonce panties are slide down her dark brown legs and the world gets it’s first ever look at Beyonce’s pussy which has a strip of freshly waxed black pubic hair barely covering it. Beyonce is still out of it as Britney finishes stripping away the panties and drops back onto a bar stool exhausted as the ref calls for the bell.

Kelly Clarkson: Here is your Winner and still undefeated in ECW Britney Spears.

Hearing the fans scream out wild for her name gives Britney a second wind and even though she’s battered, bloody and so very nearly naked she hops up onto the bar. Soaking in the cheers from the sell out crowd Brit reaches under the bar giving the amazed camera a close up shot of her big ass bent over which is quickly put onto the big screen making Britney laugh when she sees. Giving her ass a quick shake for the camera Brit stands back up on the table with two bottles of champagne in her blood covered hands. She breaks one open and starts to drink it then pours it all over her body making sure to get lots of it all over her naked breasts and after she finishes giving herself a very expensive shower. Picking up the second bottle and pouring that bottle all over her downed opponent making sure to get plenty over her pussy and tits so the 5 cameras zooming in on Beyonce’s body being drenched by a celebrating Britney Spears.

BACKSTAGE

We are inside the general manager’s office where Ms Berry is pacing up and down in her wrestling outfit looking very concerned when Carmen Electra walks in.

Carmen: Oh stop doing that Ms Berry I’ve told you I’m going to be in your corner for this match against that SLUT even with my obvious physical limitations.

She fixes the face guard she is wearing to protect her broken nose when Maria Sharapova walks in.

Maria: Good glad I caught you boss I was just wondering for my walkover match tonight against Jennifer Love Big tits to make it easier for her I want it to be a Last Celebrity Standing Match.

The crowds boo at Maria sucking up to the GM as Ms Berry removes her glasses shaking her head.

Carmen: Yes that’s a great idea there so ok your match tonight will be contested under Last Celebrity Standing Match so good luck out there ‘CHAMP’

More booing as Maria and Carmen wink at each other.

5th Match

Single With Manager

Ms Berry Vs Cameron Diaz

The sounds of the Pussycat dolls blares out from the speakers making the crowd boo as their disliked GM walks out to the ring, arms held high in the air as shuffling behind her wearing a red latex top and shorts is Ms Berry who looks very uneasy at even being out here.

Kelly: This next contest is set for one fall and introducing first being accompanied by the ECW General Manager Carmen Electra this is Ms Berry.

As she climbs in the ring Ms Berry has a straight look of fear on her face as Carmen marches around the ring blowing kisses to the booing fans. Audioslave’s Out of Exile song sounds up for the second time tonight as Cameron Diaz strides out from backstage looking as sexy as she has ever looked in a bright yellow vest top and tiny white booty shorts. In the ring Carmen has a look of hatred on her face at the loud cheers and screams of delight Cameron is getting as she runs down the red carpet inspired ramp 5 fiving the fans closest to her. Both celebs are in the ring as Carmen yells at the ref from the outside of the ring to check Cameron Diaz for weapons, which he does and finds nothing. So the bell rings and quickly Ms Berry begs Carmen to stop the match but the ultra bossy GM is having none of it and simply takes a seat at ringside and waves Halle away. Ms Berry looks close to tears and it only gets worse when she turns around walking right into Cameron who quickly hooks her up and takes her down to the mat with a side headlock. Even though the headlock is the most basic wrestling move on the planet Halle is struggling to escape and Cameron can sense this so chooses just to hold the untrained Ms Berry in place rather than increase the pressure. She even has time to look over at Carmen whose facial expression is stuck between anger and disgust. To taunt the boss of ECW a bit more Cameron switches the pressure of the hold and her own body position so she is on her knees in front of Halle with her back to her angry boss. Slowly she turns into a front face lock keeping Ms Berry struggling on the mat before getting up off her knees until she is on her feet but bent over slightly to keep the hold applied. With her ass sticking right up at Carmen the blonde beauty starts to shake her ass at Carmen who gets more than pissed off and leaps up off her seat.

A great deal of Cameron’s shorts have been wedged up her ass following the early holds she had on so Miss Electra is seeing a lot of Cameron’s ass cheeks being shaken at her. She tries to slide into the ring to get the taunting Diaz but the ref sees her and stops her from entering the squared circle. As the ref and Carmen argue on the ring apron, Cameron takes the chance to let go off Ms Berry and help the poor girl back to her feet. The second Halle is stood vertical Cameron slaps her hard in the side of the face spinning the hapless assistant a full 180. With Halle’s back to her Cameron thinks fast reaching down and tugging her shorts down past her ass showing everyone in the world Ms Berry’s lacey black thong. Halle is more than shocked when she sees thousands of cameras flashing around the arena all the lenses aimed at her exposed ass cheeks. She tries to pull her shorts up but before she can Cameron has a hold of her mousy brown hair pulling her down and over her skinny yet strong looking knee. Like some naughty girl Halle is dangling over Cameron’s knee and the blonde waits a few seconds giving all the crowd time to capture this true Kodak moment before slapping the palm of her hand against one of Halle’s thick ass cheeks. She screams at the stinging blow, which was strong enough to throw her forward slightly but she is more upset at being live on PPV and being spanked by another girl. Halle is trying to get free but Cameron is showing off her amazing arm strength in keeping the stronger built celeb in her arms before giving her big ass three more sharp swats.

The referee has finally got control over the general manager making her sit back down before turning back to watch the action again. Carmen sits down angry at the official stopping her but with her own screaming out of her eyes she now hears the loud crowd reaction and when she looks in the ring she loses her cool. Her assistant like a school girl over Cameron’s knee getting what looks like her bare bottom spanked and DQ or no DQ Carmen is not going to watch that bitch Diaz embarrass her by humiliating her staff. Picking up the folding chair she had been sat on Carmen slowly slides into the ring poses and ready to strike and unsuspecting Cameron. Halle wails in half pain\humiliation at getting a spanking from her opponent and Cameron is loving giving Carmen’s stuck up assistant a firm hard spanking, which is already causing a slight tinge of redness in those large brown globes of her ass. Cameron gives her one last shot the rolls the helpless Ms Berry off her knee letting the celeb roll along the mat cradling her butt in comfort. She turns around to see Carmen charge at her before madly swinging that steel chair like a baseball bat right at the blonde’s forehead. Amazingly Cameron is able to sidestep the oncoming chair and as a result of that the chair smashes into the ring ropes bouncing back off the elastic cables right back at Carmen cracking her in the face. The fans filling out the arena all burst out laughing at the GM hitting herself in the face with the chair as the ex Playboy cover girl staggers around trying to regain her compose after the chair hit her skull making her a bit dizzy.

Cameron sits back a second watching the GM of ECW wobble around in a full 360 like a drunk being thrown out of a bar before she sees the chair she dropped giving Cameron an idea. She picks the chair up in one hand before reaching out with the other grabbing the top of Carmen’s hockey style facemask [protecting the broken nose Cameron gave her last month] ripping the protective face mask clean off. Her just fixed nose is now out in the open exposed and the woman who broke it in the first place is standing right in front of her holding a weapon. Taking her time Cameron lines up the chair with Electra’s face before putting all her power into the swing cracking Carmen clean in the bridge of the nose. Two sounds are picked up on the in ring mikes one is the always nasty sound of steel against skin and bone and the other is the sound of a large bone cracking in two. Yes Cameron has once again broken the nose of the ECW GM and has also knocked her out cold as blood flows down from her nostrils down her model face. The camera zooms in to show the viewers at home the dip right in the middle of Carmen’s nose a bit like looking a the middle bit between two big hills. Cameron is celebrating with the crowd before Ms Berry out of nowhere jumps on her back and tries to apply a sleeper hold on the leggy blonde. Her lack of wrestling knowledge is a drawback here, as she can’t quite lock in the hold as well or as effectively as other wrestlers on the roster. Staggering a bit with the newly added weight on her back Cameron soon adjusts using her ultra strong legs to keep her balance before getting a handful of Halle’s hair then flipping her off her back over the shoulder and slamming the brunette ass first on the canvas. Ms Berry smartly tries to back away from the angry Cameron but she doesn’t get far as Cameron yanks her back to the centre of the ring by her boot before pulling her back to her feet.

She goes for a slap like before but Halle quickly sees it coming and covers up to protect her face but Cameron has already stopped the slap leaving Halle covered up and the rest of her body exposed to damage. Flicking her white boot upwards Cameron kicks Halle hard in the gut doubling the ex James Bond girl over gasping for breath allowing Cameron’s long arms to reach down her back grabbing hold of the bottom of her lycra top. In one fluid motion Cameron is able to rip the top all the way off Halle’s head and to everyone’s shock and surprise expose her bare breasts to the world. Quickly Halle covers up her modesty with her arms but that is only for a few seconds before Cameron pulls away her arms letting her boobs fly out into the open again. Even though her tits have been exposed in many movies the sight of a forced showing of her boobs has cameras all around the arena flashing like crazy all hoping to catch the moment for themselves. Quickly Halle wraps her arms around her tits hoping to spare herself any more unwanted embarrassment she turns rounds and runs towards the other side of the ring. Once again Cameron’s reflexes are just too quick for Ms Berry this time grabbing onto the waistband of her shorts stopping her leaving. Halle stops in fear as she feels her shorts get pulled backwards nearly exposing her ass for a second time. She spins around and starts to beg and plead with Miss Diaz to let her go but Cameron gives a shake of her head then without any warning she pulls the shorts all the way down Halle’s legs. Her scream is one of pure terror at being stripped naked in the centre of the ring as Cameron had also tugged the thong down along with the shorts leaving Halle’s patch of jet black pubic hair on show for everyone to take a good look at. Halle covers her bright red face closing her eyes tight hoping that this is all some horrible dream and she will wake up but sadly she doesn’t. Cameron leaves the shorts and thong around Halle’s knees making her look like some cheap slut on a street corner before she pulls her backwards then locking her in a reverse front face lock. She drops Halle down backwards in a reverse DDT smashing the back of the naked Ms Berry’s head into the mat before rolling into the pin cover for the simplest win woman’s wrestling had ever seen.

Kelly: Here is your winner Cameron Diaz

The fans cheer as Cameron has her arms lifted in victory by the ref before she finishes removing Halle’s boots and shorts leaving her 100% buck naked in the centre of the ring before she leaves the ring letting the whole arena get a amazing view of Halle’s naked body. On the outside of the ring Cameron sees a bloody Carmen Electra on her hands and knees crawling around on the concrete floor. So Cameron slaps Carmen right in the back of the head sending her back down face first on the floor before she looks up at the crowd with a look of revenge on her face. Cameron rips off Carmen’s expensive jacket followed by her silk blue shirt leaving the GM in her bra for the second PPV in a row. The bra however doesn’t last long either as Cameron tears away the shoulder straps and rips it clean off Electra’s body. Cheers of delight come from the stands that are amazed at seeing the GM crawling around on the floor topless. Cameron is still looking at a downed Carmen with fire in her eyes and it seems that embarrassing her and breaking her nose again is not enough for Diaz who grabs the blonde curly locks of the GM dragging her back towards her. Quickly Cameron sits on Carmen’s back hooking her arms behind her strong legs and it looks to most wrestling fans like Cameron is going to apply a camel clutch to the GM. As with most real submission moves in ECW this has a much more painful way to inflict pain as Cameron’s hands don’t go round Electra’s throat but dig deep into her boobs. Carmen screams as she feels Cameron’s nails digging inside the skin of her boobs before Cameron starts pulling her boobs around trying to rip them off Carmen’s body.

With blood pouring down her face Carmen screams out loud begging Cameron to stop ripping at her tits but the blonde is putting all her energy into her hands as she squeezes and pulls at Carmen’s world famous tits. Her nails have cut deep into her boobs making small droplets of blood drop out of her boobs onto the floor and over Cameron’s fingers. Referees and black shirted security run down the ramp to break Cameron of the GM of ECW but Cameron gives off a primal scream before pulling harder on Carmen’s tits bringing tears to her eyes. After 3 minutes of the refs and security pulling at Cameron’s arms they are finally able to break the grip and carry Cameron away. Cameron is now laughing and pointed at the GM who is face down on the floor leaving a pool of blood under her while in the ring Halle is stood up finally only to find out that she is fully naked and quickly leaves the ring and streaks all the way back stage. Soon doctors come out to help a battered Carmen out of the ringside arena and straight backstage

CUT SCENE/BACKSTAGE

As the fans in the arena are still talking about the beating Cameron gave Halle and Carmen when the big screen lights up with the song ‘Stars Are Blind’. Everyone in the arena looks confused at Paris Hilton’s music playing even thought the mega rich heiress was not booked on the show but when they look to the ramp where driving along side of the ramp is a bright pink limo. People are booing as they can see Paris Hilton is leaning out of the sunroof waving to all the fans that are booing her. 5 men in suits are walking along side the limo like some sort of personal security [the PPS] while her trainer, PA, fitness intruder and towel man also walk alongside the limo. Paris is in a gold dress waving and blowing kisses like some kind of prom queen when to the crowds disgust confetti starts to fall from the sky. From inside the limo Paris pulls out a completely gold microphone as the music dims down and the booing increases.

Paris: Thank you, thank you my loyal fans wow that’s so hot.

The crowd is getting very pissed off; they want to see kick ass matches not Paris out here. The camera zooms in on Paris face showing dull bruises all over her face along with what looks like surgery scars.

Paris: now after total dominating and destroying that whore Lilo in the most amazing match in wrestling history, I am here tonight to announce that I Paris Hilton the coolest, hottest and greatest wrestler in history.

The fans start up more booing and the chant of ‘Fuck Off Paris’.

Paris: And now I’m am going to the next PPV and I am going to be the next world heavyweight champion and I will… AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG.

Out of nowhere Lindsey Lohan has leap off the ramp and crashed into Paris slamming her head into her own limo. The PPS are trying to grab at Lohan but the limo is still moving and she is too high up to grab so they have to watch as Lindsey pulls Paris out of the sunroof using her long golden blonde hair. Lilo smashes Paris with a straight right hand making the little rich girl cry out like a child that scraped his knee. Paris is on the roof of the limo holding her jaw in pain backing away from the fired up Lohan who has suddenly grabbed hold of the bottom of Paris’s long gold evening gown. Paris screams as she feels her dress being torn off by Lindsey who finishes ripping it off then throws the dress in the face of the PA who was trying to climb up the limo but once the dress hits her face she slips and falls over. Trying to run away again Lindsey grabs Paris the to the horror of the Paris entourage boots the young diva clean in-between her legs making her cry out in pain as Lohan’s steel toe capped boot smashes into her pussy. Now in control Lohan grabs Paris in a front face lock then drives her down into a amazing spike DDT right on the top of the limo as Paris’s head dents the metal roof of her own limo. More ECW security has arrived and helped the PPS drag Lohan off the roof and away from Paris as her trainer checks on her. Lindsey tells the fans to keep chanting ‘Fuck Off Paris’ as the blonde wild child is dragged away from ringside as a white lingerie clad Paris is helped off the roof. As the camera zooms in on the huge dent in the roof the towel gut carries what looks like a knocked out Paris out of the ring to a load of cheers from the fans who love seeing Paris in pain.

6th Match [Written by tr0tz]

ECW TV Title
Paddle On A Pole Match

Eva Longoria Vs Keira Knightley

Full with self-confidence, Eva Longoria enters the arena. Having won her first fight in the ECW, beating the heavily favoured Jessica Alba at the last PPV. And beating her with a vengeance, Eva enjoys that second career. As she walks towards the ring, the Latin powerhouse is bare-foot, wearing black pants and a tight, black bikini top. Although just 5'0 small, she looks full of energy. And today, she can not only beat up and bruise another woman; she's got the chance to win the ECW TV title!
The crowd is split, some applauding her, some female fans of Desperate Housewives chanting her name, but there is also a large portion booing her, as they didn't like the way she broke Alba. The mood suddenly changes and almost the entire crowd starts to cheer. Eva, climbing into the ring, is irritated and sees Keira Knightley walking in. The young British star is obviously a crowd favourite. Looking sexy as hell wearing nothing but a tiny white bikini covering her skinny body. Her waving hair is open, framing her perfect face and the Brit seems to like the way she's greeted. Waving to the fans, sending kisses, shaking hands and writing some autographs. The whole entrance takes at least five minutes and when the two women finally face each other for their paddle-on-a-pole match, Eva Longoria is already fuming with anger and impatience.

"You Brit Bitch dare to take me on? You don't deserve that title at all!", Eva explodes.

Keira replies with a smile, than with a slap to Eva's face.

But the Latina reacts quickly and grabs Keira’s How can she be so silly?", Eva asks herself. She then sends her own right fists deep into her opponent's belly. Keira Knightley, hit deeply into her stomach and almost having to vomit, bends over and coughs. Eva still holds the Brit's left arm tight and swings her across the ring. Keira practically flies as she is thrown into a corner of the ring, crashing into it back first. Bending over after the impact, then sliding down slightly, she hangs in the corner like a lifeless doll with her arms resting above the top rope. The dominant Latino beauty follows her and face-slaps her. Keira starts to cry while her cheeks redden.

“So weak, young girl, so weak,” Eva laughs, then in one swift motion she rips off the British actress bikini top.

Her small bosom is exposed, with her areolas protruding and her nipples already stiff. Eva can't resist the chance as she rakes her sharpened nails across the bosom, making sure they dig into the areola. While the American actress smiles, Keira squeals, her bosom never been hurt like that before. Longoria continues, still digging her fingers into the tiny breasts. The nipples looking so invitingly, she starts to turn them like the knobs of and old radio. At the same time, she move her knees upwards and grinds and rubs it into the Brit's bikini covered pussy. Keira tries to straighten and arch her back to escape, but to no avail. After a few minutes of dominating her now openly sobbing and moaning victim, Eva quickly lets go and walks towards the opposite corner. Confident of her victory, starting to love the boos of the crowd as she is about to break another woman. Then she turns around towards her victim and starts to run, jumping before reaching the corner and intending to slam Keira into the turnbuckle and beyond.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIiiiiiiiiiiiiii" - it's Eva scream that echoes through the arena as she hits nothing but steel and leather. Keira slipped down, halfway by luck and accident and now, Eva took the full of the brunt, almost knocking her out.

The Brit crawls out of the corner, and then uses the ring ropes to get back to her feet. Realizing how bad her opponent is injured, Keira finally seizes the opportunity. Returning to Eva, she holds onto the top rope, then stomps onto her downed adversary, hitting her into the side and ribs and even into the back of her head. The she reaches down and digs into Eva's straight her, pulling roughly. Keira then guides the Desperate Housewife around the ring by her hair, leading her like a dog. After several rounds, she abandons her leash and sends some slaps to Eva's nice Latin ass. "Hmmm.... feels so nice ... and soft". Then she pulls down Eva's pants, exposing a red, sexy thong. Longoria's face turns redden with the new humiliation of her exposed ass. Meanwhile, the Brit grabbed the paddle from the pole and returned. Eva still on her fours, Keira takes a seat on her back. She grabs her hair with her left hand, then start to spank the embarrassed Latino’s ass with the paddle, ordering her: "Giddy up, hag!" The pain in her ass as well as the humiliating situation makes Eva cry. But instead of obeying, she starts to buckle like a bull and quickly succeeds in throwing her light weighted rider off. Eva rises to her feet and steps out of her pants, looking very sexy with her thong-covered and slightly red behind. Keira is on her knees and, seeing that Eva is upright already, looks quite frightened. She holds the paddle up in front of her to defend herself, but the revived Latina simply grabs the paddle and pulls it out of the Brit's hands. Then, angry as she is, she pulls her knee straight into Keira's face, busting her nose and knocking her to the floor. Eva obviously snapped!

The wild Latina continues without a break, pulling Keira back to her feet by her long dark hair. Holding her upright, she then slams fist after fist into the Brit's once beautiful, once perfect face. Closing an eye, busting her lips, then knocking out one tooth or two. Keira is ready to go down, but Eva is not finished by a long shot, she leans her against the ring ropes and continues her attack. Grabbing the paddle from the floor, she sends it into the younger actresses little tits. *WHAP* *SLOP* *SMACK* the sound of the paddle hitting soft flesh echoes through the arena. Keira's bosom soon turns her, her breasts start to swell a little and her nipples and areola protrude even more. Then the abrasive paddle starts to open the skin and blood leaks out. The impressive areola splits and is torn open in several places. Finally, Eva's got enough, Keira's boobs barely recognizable anymore. Eva kneels down in front of her and slowly peels down the bikini bottom of her opponent. A small, beautifully shaven patch of pubic hairs, not dense, covers the snatch of the Brit at all. The fans in the crowd take out their cameras, incredibly happy to have the chance to see Keira Knightley nude!

Giving the fans a few minutes to take their pics, the Desperate Housewife walks into the corner of the ring and removes the padding of the steel turnbuckle. Returning to her victim, she pulls Keira back to her feet, then throws her into the corner forcefully, chest first. Some ribs crack. Eva runs into her, crushing her between her body and the corner post. More ribs crack. She retreats a few steps, then slams Keira's already bleeding face into the steel. More blood gushes down. Turning her around, she can see Keira's rearranged face. Expensive plastic surgery will be necessary to repair it. Adding more injures, she slams several fists into Keira's already wounded bosom. Keira's left nipple and areola, damaged by the paddle some minutes before, split wide open as the fist sinks into it. The Latina then throws her victim to the ground and into the middle of the ring and delightfully squats down on her foe's destroyed face, covering it with her nice behind. Tugging Keira's legs and securing them under her arm, the Brit is now pinned while totally helpless. As the referee starts to count, Eva plugs out Keira's pubic hairs, balding her roughly. The count reaches three as Keira suffers badly under the Latino’s ass. Eva Longoria is declared the winner of the proud and Keira Knightley has been completely broken by her. Eva Longoria won the ECW TV title! She raises her fist as a sign for victory, but then thinks, "she's still not broken enough", not caring for the title belt at all.

Eva grabs the almost lifeless and completely nude Keira and drags her towards the corner of the ring. The one corner where she had removed the paddle. Grabbing the Brit around the waist, she hoists her tall in the air. She then places her just on top of her corner post and lets her slide down. Keira's pussy touches the steel post, then her cunt lips spread - slowly engulfing the thick round pole. The poor young woman shrieks as the cold still is embedded into her womanhood with her own weight pushing her further downwards. Her vagina is obscenely split and Eva now can see some blood running out of Keira's hole and down the post. Keira's whole body is a mess as her face and tits are still bleeding, too. Finally satisfied, she lets her victim stay like this - fully on display, towering above the ring for all the people to see and very badly injured.

Kelly: Here is your winner and the NEW ECW Television Champion Eva Longoria.

BACKSTAGE

The big screen goes black and the crowd watches in amazement as a blonde woman steps into the camera view and when the focus works up we can see that the figure with blonde hair is no other than Heroes star Hayden Panettiere.

Hayden: Pam Anderson is gone from ECW, taken out and beaten within an inch of her life in her very first match and that leaves a spot open on the roster and I am signing up to be the next wrestler in ECW and there is no little girl coming to compete, no spoilt little rich girl and I’m not looking for publicity I am working for ECW for one reason and one reason only to win and to beat up all of these so called celebs and next month I will make an impact that no one will ever… ever forget.

The crowd looks confused as the blackness leaves the screen and the lights turn back up but they soon forget about it and start to cheer as it’s time for the main event.

7th Match

Last Celebrity Standing
ECW World Heavyweight championship

Maria Sharapova Vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’ starts to play and the fans already start to boo and chant because they know who is coming out first. Maria steps out of the curtain a look of pure confidence pasted on her face as she lifts up her dark glasses to look out at the arena filled with fans. She shakes her head in mock disappointment before pulling her glasses back down over her eyes before striding down the ramp towards the ring. Wearing a flowing long bright white robe just seem to piss the fans up more as Maria walks down the ramp before getting the ref to hold the ropes open allowing her to get into the ring. She stands in the corner waiting for her opponent after giving the ring announcer Kelly Clarkson a bad look. Jennifer steps out onto the ramp the look of anger in her face easily visible, she remembers the assault from behind Maria gave her at the end of the last PPV and she clearly recalls being striped naked and then kicked hard in the cunt. She slides into the ring and tears off her white long t-shirt showing off a blood red top underneath before throwing the torn fabric in Maria’s face. The ref has a hell of a time in getting JLH to step back into the other corner and once she has Kelly takes centre stage.

Kelly: This is a one on one contest and it being contested under Last Celeb Standing rules meaning there are no pinfalls, no submissions, no count outs and no disqualifications the only way to win is to knock your opponent out to the point in which they cannot answer the referee’s 10 count.

The fans cheer but know this was booked as a one on one match but Maria earlier in the show went to Carmen Electra and changed this to a Last Celeb Standing Match.

Kelly: This match is also going to be for the brand new ECW World Heavyweight Championship Of The World, Introducing first born in Russia but now residing in Orlando Florida she is a former Grand Slam Tennis champion Maria Sharapova.

Maria ignores the mass of booing and jeering as she undoes her rode dropping it down to the timekeeper at ringside. Her outfit is a black and white striped top with white shorts designed to show off her amazing tanned legs and a pair of bright white trainers completes the whole thing

Kelly: And her opponent from New York New York she is the star of many great TV shows and movies and is the Number One Contender this is Jennifer Love Hewitt.

JLH does nothing to show she heard her name being called out or the fact that the fans loud cheer nearly ripped the roof of the arena. Her eyes are focused on just one thing Maria Sharapova while the crowd looks at her clothes, which are a dark red vest top showing off her bare arms and a good deal of cleavage with tight black pants really showing off all her curves. On her perfect feet is a pair of black boots with big, thick soles on them making the crowd believe that she really wants her kicks to hurt her opponent tonight.

The ref lifts the solid gold ECW Championship above his head before handing it back to Kelly on the outside of the ring. We hear the bell ring and the two celebs go nose to nose and Maria grins at an angry looking Jennifer but that soon turns to shock when Jennifer swings her arm out slapping Maria right in the face. The force of the blow sends Maria spinning around holding her reddening cheek in pain as the fans go wild for that very loud bitch slap from JLH. Maria pulls her long blonde hair out of her eyes and checks to see if her jaw is broken and the n turns around to look at Jennifer but she is already moving slamming her shoulder into Maria’s gut. The spear take down has the crowd back on their feet as they watch Jennifer acting with passion as she drives Maria down to the mat before climbing on top of the tennis star pinning her down. Grabbing a handful of her blonde hair Jennifer starts slamming the back of Maria’s head into the mat jarring her neck and making her head spin. Trying to fight off the pain Maria shoots her left hand up and grabs a hold of Jennifer’s left tit and squeezes hard making the movie star scream. Hewitt is able to hold the pain in and she is able to clench her fist and drives it straight into Maria’s face. Instantly Maria lets go of her breast grip as her arms move around to protect her face from any more punches but Jennifer is on top and has a key advantage so is able to throw 4 more right hands into different area’s of Maria’s face. JLH has drawn first blood as she has spilt Maria’s lip open meaning the other title contender can now taste her own blood for the first time in her life.

Jennifer doesn’t stop and gets two handfuls of hair before slamming her head down hard into the canvas making her skull bounce. Looking into Maria’s eyes you can see that the young Russian was not ready for this quick fire assault and was already in real trouble of maybe losing this match. Getting up off Maria’s chest Jennifer slams her boot right into Maria’s face with a loud thudding noise making the crowd groan with some form of sympathy for Maria. Two more stiff boots to the face has sent Maria rolling across the ring trying to escape but the camera on the outside is able to zoom in and capture the damage JLH has done to her model like face. The cut on her lip has opened up more sending a steady stream of blood down her face and we can also see a rather ugly welt below her left eye, which was caused by her boot and is already staring to swell up. Maria is now trying to crawl away from the attacking Jennifer and is now under the bottom rope hoping for a rope break and a breather but the ref can do nothing to stop Jennifer, as the match is no DQ. So Hewitt lays a few more hard boots to her arm and shoulder leaving a deep black bruise on her perfect and untouched arm before being dragged up to her feet by her long golden ponytail. Fans can now see as Maria’s on her feet the bad shape her face is in and the problem she is now in as she clings to the ropes holding her up. She is stood on the 5 inches of ring apron on the other side of the ring ropes and one slip here and she will fall to the concrete floor but it looks like she will be pushed instead of falling as Jennifer is running.

With her boobs bouncing around in her top Jennifer hits the ropes on the other side of the ring before charging full tilt at a dazed Maria who never sees it coming. Jennifer shoulder barges Maria at full speed knocking her clean off the ring apron and about 5 feet backwards before she crashes rib first into the metal ring barrier. The fans go mental as the look at the big screen to see replays of Maria Sharapova flying backwards before nearly breaking in half on the guardrail. Back to live action and Maria is sat on the floor holding her ribs in pain spitting out blood all over the floor screaming in pain. She must have broken or at least cracked ribs from hitting that solid metal rail and now with this new injury Maria is in real trouble for trying to win this match. Maria spits more blood out as Jennifer slides out of the ring with the referee and picks up a chair from one of the screaming fans at ringside. Looking up with tear filled eyes Maria sees Hewitt walking towards her with a chair in her hands and Maria starts to back away sliding on her ass begging Jen to stop. The brunette TV star shakes her head and moves closer to Maria when the battered blonde suddenly strikes wrapping her long, tanned Legs around Jennifer’s left leg sending her down in a drop toe hold. Jennifer has no time to protect herself as she is tripped up and she falls face first to the floor before smacking her face against the chair she was still holding.

The crowd are back to booing Maria after that cowardly move luring JLH in then hitting her with a quick drop hold making her hit the chair and floor face first. Maria is taking this few seconds that Jennifer is down and out to catch her breath and check on her own injury’s and after that she still has to use the guard rail to pull herself back to her feet. She is now stood over Jennifer before sinking her fingers into the TV star’s curly brown hair forcefully lifting her back to her feet. One look at Jennifer’s big forehead shows a small cut right in the centre of her head leaking with tiny droplets of blood. Maria sees the cut and grins before leaning down and looking Jennifer dead in the eyes before grabbing onto the back of her head and throwing her. Jennifer goes head first into the ring post making a loud cracking noise as bone meats steel and to no one’s surprise steel wins. Holding onto the post for a few seconds before falling down fans are shocked as the camera on her face shows the world that Jennifer Love Hewitt has been busted open. Blood starts flowing from that open wound on her head covering her face in the dark red liquid shocking the fans at seeing movie star good looks covered in blood. The second Maria sees the blood pouring down her face she starts smiling and laughing with glee at the pain echoed on Hewitt’s face. Blinded by her own blood Jen has no idea what’s going on before Maria swings her foot forward catching her clean in the face and sending Jennifer falling backwards.

Maria looks down in disgust at her trainer seeing the blood of her rival staining it making the white look less bright. Maria keeps her anger in check like all good tennis players instead she takes a long look at the ECW Championship lying on a table just a few feet away from her before turning her attention back on JLH. Jennifer is struggling to even remember where she is as she can feel herself being picked up from off the floor. Maria slaps Jen hard in the face, payback from the start of the match as Jennifer drops to her knees blood dripping from her head onto the floor leaving a puddle staining the concrete. Grabbing the bottom of Jennifer’s top Maria pulls the material upwards and off the actresses’ head leaving her topless on PPV for a second time. Throwing away the stripped off shirt Maria flips Jennifer onto her back before grabbing her by the hair lifting her head off the floor. Jennifer has no idea where she is so she doesn’t get her hands up to block Maria who now starts driving her closed fists into the bloody wound of Miss Hewitt hoping to break it open more. Ten unanswered shots to the head has yet more blood flowing out of Jennifer’s head as Maria moves her powerful arm around her neck going for a chokehold. Maria locks her arms tight around Jen’s neck and starts to choke the life out of the number one contender while shouting, “I’m the best” at the fans in the front row who are booing her. Jennifer coughs up some of her own blood before passing out in Maria’s arms and the dominating tennis star helps a knocked out Jennifer to her feet. Letting go of the chokehold Maria now wraps her hand around Jennifer’s wrist before Irish whipping the bloody brunette chest first into the steel steps.

Jennifer wakes up from being choked out with a loud scream as her tits smash into the steel steps. Her normally perfect boobs are red and scared after hitting the steps and she can feel how sensitive they are. Now in a complete turn around to the beginning of the match it is Jennifer in pain and looking the worse for wear as her forehead still leaks blood and now her tits are bruised and scared. Maria grabs Jennifer’s hair from behind and yanks her back up to her feet before dragging her backwards and whipping her into the steps. Again it’s Hewitt’s famous chest that takes the full impact on the steel bringing forth yet more red marks and cuts on her tits. Maria has a sick smile on her face as she looks down at her handiwork, a battered and bleeding Jennifer Love Hewitt. She can almost taste the ECW Championship but knows that to win she has to knock Jennifer down and out for a count of ten. So she stands over her and stomps her foot down right onto Jennifer’s left breast flattening it against her chest making her cry out in pain. Maria also stomps down hard on Jennifer’s right breast before standing with all her weight on Jennifer’s battered tits. Jen is crying and yelling for Maria to stop standing on her large tits but all Maria does is grind the heels of her trainers into Jennifer’s small pink nipples making her screams get higher and louder. After nearly a minute of standing on her opponents tits Maria gets off her only to drop the point of her elbow directly into the busted open wound of Jennifer keeping her down and in pain. In total control Maria takes her time in picking up a steel chair before smashing it right across Jennifer’s chest flattening her already battered tits.

To her credit Jen is not giving up and has rolled onto her side cradling her pain filled tits but is still trying to get up to her feet knowing that she will lose if she stays on her back. Maria admires the fact her opponent is in total pain but for the good of the ECW Title is trying to make a good fight out it but Maria is tired of this little game so grabbing onto the back of Jennifer’s pants and her head she uses all her strength launches her chest first into the steel steps. The crowd groans in pain as they hear the sound of tit flesh crushing against the steel steps and Jennifer’s boobs are turning black and blue with bruises covering nearly ever inch of her boobs. Maria has already yelled at the ref to start counting and he checks to see if Jennifer is totally flat out on her back before he begins to count, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7…. Amazingly on 6 Jennifer starts to move before on 7 she is able to lift her battered and busted open body up to her feet breaking the count. Fans cheer like mad at Jennifer showing real fight in surviving that brutal beating to get back to her feet while on the other side Maria’s face is like thunder she can not believe Hewitt got back to her feet. Jen is still really weak as shown when she loses her footing and has to used the ring apron to hold herself up as Maria strides over to her ducking low and punching her hard in her mid section doubling her over. With Jennifer bent over Maria takes a few steps back before hitting a running knee cracking Jen in the side of the head sending the bloodily brunette spinning off her feet to the floor. Maria wipes her opponents blood off her knee before taking a second out to stretch her athletically strong legs then turning back to Jennifer. Once again Jen is pulled back to her feet as Maria hooks her into a front face lock and taking hold of her pants waistband.

Amazingly Maria is able to pick up the heavier celebrity in a vertical suplex keeping her hanging upside down in the air as Jennifer’s blood runs down her arm. Maria then drops Jennifer back down to earth the suplex done perfectly on the concrete floor and Jennifer yells in agony at the pain shooting up her spine. Letting Jennifer roll onto her front holding her sore back Maria quickly drops her bare knee clean onto the back of Jennifer’s head making the fans wince as bone cracks into skull. After that knee drop right on the back of her head Jennifer isn’t moving and the ref once again starts up the count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 suddenly Jen starts to move and pulls herself up to her hands and knees 9 Jennifer pushes herself off the floor and up to her feet. The ref breaks the count and Maria has her head in her hands, she thought she had won it up to the count of 8 Jennifer seemed to be knocked out cold but some how amazingly she got back to her feet. The beating has taken a lot out of Jennifer as she staggers and stumbles around trying to regain her balance and as she turns around she turns her head straight into Maria’s outstretched training shoe. A picture perfect superkick by Maria catching the blood stained chin of Jennifer sending her falling right back down. It looks like she’s out cold for the second time in this match and Maria wastes no time in near desperation telling the ref to count her out 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9…. The roof is nearly blown off the arena as Jennifer pulls herself up to her feet for the third time breaking the referee’s count and making Maria scream in frustration making the fans laugh at the angry blonde. The blood loss and this unmerciful beating has taken its toll on Jennifer as the brunette drops back down to her knees in pain and exhaustion and the camera spins back around to Maria how is pulling at her blonde locks thinking what the hell can she do to put Jennifer down for a ten count.

She sees Jennifer is no danger to her as the battered movie star is on her hands and knees trying to clear her head so Maria takes this rare chance of resting to look under the ring for some weapons. To great cheers of excitement from the fans Maria pulls out a table from the mess of weapons hiding under the squared circle. Maria looks up and sees Jennifer is still down and in pain so she takes her time in setting the table up on the outside of the ring. Pulling Jen across the floor which is covered by puddles of her own blood Maria then cracks Jennifer right above the right eye with a well placed punch keeping her dazed as Maria lifts her up and places her on the table. Maria slides under the bottom rope back into the ring as she checks the swelling under her own eye which even 10 minutes after it was caused it has already gone a deep shade of black. She soon shakes off the pain in her eye and starts to climb up the turnbuckle until she is stood her whole 6 foot frame on the top rope looking down at Jennifer laying perfectly still on the wooden table. Maria takes a deep breath flips the middle finger salute to the fans booing her then jumps off the top rope aiming right for Jennifer and the table. At the last second Jennifer looks up to see Maria diving at her and with quickness no body thought she had left is able to roll off the table to safety. Maria crashes ribs first though the table and her already damaged ribs take the full force of going though the table and hitting the concrete floor below and Maria is now rolling round on the floor, arms wrapped tightly around her ribs screaming like a wounded animal. The noise in the arena is staring to rise again as they watch the replay of Maria splashing though a table from multiple camera angles even one from the camera on the roof showing how far Maria fell before going though the table.

The ref has checked on both celebrity’s before getting back into the ring and then starting his 10 count 1 2 3 fans scream for JLH to get up 4 5 6 Maria is spitting up blood all over the floor holding her now surly broken ribs 7 8 Jennifer is on her knees and Maria is using the fan’s barrier to lift herself up 9 1… now the ref stops the count as both beaten up celebs are back up to her feet. Both look in real bad shape from this long and brutal match, the blood covering Jennifer’s face is staring to clot temporary sowing up the wound stopping the blood flow but leaves Jen with dried blood all over her face as her tits have dark black bruises all over them making them not look like breasts. Maria’s black eye is now standing out really badly on her face making her look less like a model and more like a cage fighter and her shirt has cuts in it from going though the table but the ribs must be really bad as Maria is having trouble even breathing is taking the fight out of her. Jennifer is able to slide back into the ring trying to shake the cobwebs from her battered and beaten head before reaching a hand thought the ropes grabbing a handful of Maria’s hair dragging her towards the ring. Maria is out of it so has no idea what is forcefully pulling her towards the ring. She is pulled under the ropes and into the ring and the second she is stood up Jennifer hits her with a hard left arm clothesline cutting air off to her already painful lungs and ribs as she hits the mat hard. Jennifer is now the dominant figure standing over the body of her opponent before leaning down and grabbing the bottom of her black and white striped top and ripping it down the middle. Maria’s white sports bra is exposed in the hole in her shirt.

Jennifer tears away the rest of her top and she steps back letting the fans get pictures of Maria lying in the centre of the ring in only her bra and blood stained shorts. Stepping back towards Maria, Jen grabs the shoulder strap of her bra and looks out to the fans asking the thousands of people jam packing the arena tonight what she should do. They all cry out ‘Tear It Off’ so Jennifer grabs hold of both straps and violently rips them down tearing the whole bra off of Maria’s chest. Her light brown breasts falls out to a loud shock and cheer like crazy at seeing Maria’s bare breasts for the very first time. Jennifer throws away Maria’s ripped bra but keeps hold of the tattered top before grabbing hold of Maria’s wrists holding them together. Using the shirt like a length of rope Jennifer wraps the fabric around Maria’s wrists tying them together and behind her back. With her arms bound behind Maria’s chest has been pushed forward but the dazed tennis star still has no idea that she’s been stripped topless and the fans and ECW camera men are all looking at her exposed chest. The ref asks Jennifer what she’s doing tying Maria’s arms behind her back making her totally defenceless to any attack but Hewitt yells at the ref telling him it’s no holds barred and she can do what she likes to her opponent. She gives one last tug on the ripped shirt checking to see if the knots are tight enough before bailing out of the ring and getting a new steel chair from ringside. The crowd is buzzing with excitement, Maria is helpless and Jennifer who has impressed everyone in the arena taking all that punishment yet still fighting on.

Jennifer is waiting behind a knelling Maria, raised chair in had with her eyes full of hate and revenge. You know she is remembering the beating she took at the last PPV at the hands of Maria. Slowly Maria climbs to her feet breathing very heavily and only now use seeing that she is topless and when she tries to cover up finds her arms are tied behind her back. She turns round and takes a full force chair shot right between the eyes denting the chair and knocking Maria to the floor. Some parts of the rapid hardcore crowd turn their heads after that chair shot as not only the sick sound of metal bouncing off skull but the fact Maria couldn’t get her hands up to try and block the blow. On the ground Maria rolls to her side as blood stats to flow from the cut on the very hairline above her forehead sending blood rushing down her forehead like a waterfall. Jennifer grins at the damage she has caused to Maria but she has not finished her attack just yet lifting the chair high in the air. She smashes the chair down hitting Maria full force in the side of her head making her body involuntary shake as more blood pumps out of the gash on her forehead. Not waiting Jen raises the chair again crashing the dented steel back down on Maria’s unguarded head smashing her skull again. The crowd has been shocked to a deathly silent as Jennifer hits a downed Maria with the steel chair for the third time the crashing sound echoing thought the arena. After the third shot Jennifer grabs hold of Maria’s blood stained blonde hair and pulls her back to her knees looking into what’s left of Maria’s eyes, which are glazed and rolling back into Maria’s battered skull. Jen takes a step back before throwing her broken chair right into Maria’s face nearly taking her head off as the superstar tennis champion hits the ground unconscious.

The blood-covered chair is thrown away as a tired Jennifer leans against the ropes and tells the ref to count Maria out. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Maria is still out cold and not moving a muscle 10 and the ref shakes his head and rings the bell to stop the match. The entire crowd roars with delight as a tearful Jennifer Love Hewitt sinks to her knees knowing that she had won the ECW World Title. Every single person in the arena is on their feet cheering Jennifer as the General Manger Carmen Electra appears on the big screen holding a rather large ice pack on her face.

Carmen: Hold it, Hold it stop referee stop it right there I’m sorry to break up this warming scene of triumph but Jennifer Love Hewitt is NOT the ECW champion.

The fans look confused at the big screen as Jennifer turns around leaning forward on the ropes asking Carmen what the hell she was doing.

Carmen: I’m sorry little Miss ‘Ghost Whisperer’ but it is against the rules during an ECW World Title match to tie your opponent’s hands behind her back and then beat her up, so this match will continue ref ring the bell restart this match.

Anger flows from the thousands of people who have never heard such a stupid rule in their lifes but all their anger to the GM is nothing compared to the anger of JLH. She is standing on the second rope pointing her finger and screaming her lungs out at Carmen Electra using ever swear word ever used before Maria Sharapova kicks her right the pussy dropping her back down to the mat. Now the crowd is really hot at Maria who was untied by the referee who has re rung the bell to restart this contest as Jennifer rolls around on the floor holding her in pain pussy. Maria has had nearly two extra minutes to recover from those chair shots and she’s still a bit shaky and the blood flowing down her head has made her a bit woozy but is still in better shape than Jen. Hewitt still holding her sore pussy in pain is totally out of enjoy as it took most of her strength to move off the table the to beat up Maria and now the match has been restarted Jen isn’t sure she has anything left in the tank to fight off Maria. Leaning out of the ring Maria pulls an unused steel chair into the ring and puts her self in the same waiting position that Jennifer was in a few minutes ago. Jennifer pulls herself to her feet but is still walking tenderly after that vicious kick she took clean into her cunt. She turns her head around right into the swinging chair hitting her right in the forehead re busting her open as her forehead starts bleeding before she collapsing on the mat nearly knocked out cold. That one, loud shot from Maria has bent the chair backwards slightly with JLH head but Maria is quickly working on the downed body of Jennifer. She has grabbed onto the waist band of Jen’s tight black pants and starts to pull them down her curvy hips and it also seems like Maria is pulling off Jennifer’s underwear as well. She is, Jennifer’s black panties can be seen getting pulled down her slightly tanned legs before being pulled off along with Jennifer’s cowboy boots leaving her totally naked in the centre of the ring.

Normally the crowd would cheer and go nuts at seeing a celebrity naked in the middle of the wrestling ring but instead they are screaming pure abuse at Maria for taking advantage of the GM liking her more than JLH. In their minds the fans know that if anyone else had been GM at this very moment Jennifer would be celebrating a world title win not being totally naked and having her legs spread out wide by Maria. Blood is still leaking down Maria’s pretty face obscuring her vision before she wipes her arm over her face wiping away the blood and looks back down at JLH who is out of it lying on her back legs spread out as wide as Maria should stretch them. She then picks up the chair and places it carefully over Jennifer’s already hurt pussy and then stomps her blood stained trainers right on the chair. Jennifer cries out in pain as the steel chair crushes into her already sensitive pussy. Maria does three more hard stomps to the chair each time bringing out loud cries of pain, which makes the crowd scream at Maria for nearly torturing JLH. Turing around Maria cups her ribcage in her arms as she starts to climb the turnbuckle all the way to the top rope. She looks out at the sea of fans who are chanting some extremely offensive things at Maria that even the ECW producers have to edit out of the live PPV feed. Maria looks up and flashes her white teeth to the fans screaming for her then shouts for them to all go fuck themselves before jumping off the top rope. A double foot stomp driving both feet and all her body weight right onto the steel chair making Jennifer scream so loud you can hear her throat go hoarse. Jennifer is shaking and sobbing in pure agony as Maria picks herself up checking her ankles in case she hurt them before moving the chair to find blood leaking out of Jennifer’s pussy before dripping onto the canvas.

Maria looks disgusted as she see Jennifer’s cunt blood dripping off the steel chair so she uses Jen’s own panties to wipe the blood off. As more and more blood just pours out of Jennifer’s battered and now broken cunt Maria pulls Jennifer by the arms towards a ring corner then just like the last PPV hooks Jennifer’s legs though the middle ropes and sits a near unconscious Jen on the middle turnbuckle. Maria takes a second to look at Jennifer hung in the middle ropes while sitting on the corner with her legs spread wide open legs. Blood is still leaking out of her pussy making people think that that double stomp off the top rope has torn something inside Jen’s pussy because her blood is going every where. Maria is stood back in the opposite corner posted and ready to strike the final blow in this epic World Title match as she runs at a defenceless her high pitched grunt ringing in the ears of every fan. She smashes the toe off her trainer deep into Jennifer’s pussy making blood spurt out all over Maria, the ref and a fair bit of the ringside arena. Jen’s scream of pain is only for a few seconds as she passes out in the corner with Maria’s foot stuck up her cunt. Maria pulls her trainer out of Jennifer and lets the destroyed movie star fall from the ropes onto the mat for the count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 the bell rings for a second time.

Kelly: Here is your winner by knockout and the New ECW Heavyweight Champion Of The World Maria Sharapova.

The fans boo and hiss as a blood covered Maria drops to her knees as the referee hands her the gold championship before he calls for some backstage help for Jennifer. Maria laughs as she raises her new title above her head and watches as Jen has an oxygen mask placed on her face and is moved onto a stretcher and taken to a local medical facility looking up to the big screen Maria smiles at the smiling face of her boss Carmen Electra who is totally unconcerned at the plight of one of her superstars and is just clapping as Maria parades around the ring showing her belt off to the fans who are sick of booing and are all staring to leave. The lights suddenly go out and the fans start cheering and wondering what was happened and the only light in the whole arena is from the big screen where we see Carmen’s worried face screaming at people off camera to get the power back on. The lights come back on and the fans cheer in utter delight as they see Maria laying in the centre of the ring out cold and standing over her is Cameron Diaz. In one hand a blood stained baseball bat and in the other the ECW World Title as she looks straight into the eyes of the General Manager before raising the belt high in the air as Carmen fumes with arena the PPV logo appears and the screen turns to black

The Injury Report

Jenny Mc McCarthy has suffered a small concussion from the Conchairto and also suffered a broken implant in her left breast and will miss the next PPV

Tara Reid only suffered minor scratches to her breasts but she still books herself some plastic surgery and three weeks later the paparazzi spot her with new 38DD tits.

Avril suffers a grade 2 concussion from the chair shorts and is also having trouble with the feeling in her left arm and has neck issues but doctors are able to fix it with some physical therapy and a neck brace. She is fit for the next PPV but ECW ban her from competing and fine her $50000 dollars for attacking an ECW referee.

Christina has to call into a hospital a few hours after her match, she has 15 stitches into the open cut on her forehead and takes a near record 64 stitches in her breasts trying to sow up all the thumbtack holds. However Christina will be fine and the stitches will be pulled out 3 days after the third PPV meaning she will miss the show.

Elisha spends the night on an operating table as doctors fight to reattach her saw off nipple. They do but she no longer has feeling in her left nipple and it is now permanently erect. She also has 18 stitches in the wound on her forehead and cracks two of her teeth that have to be replaced.

The NEW Tag Team Champions The Minogue’s escape the ladder match without any real injury but the slight cut on Danni’s forehead makes her have yet another round of plastic surgery and botox on her already stretched face.

The Olsen’s are also quite lucky as well, both suffer back pain from the powerbomb on the ladder and Mary Kate also suffers from the double backdrop over the top rope. Neither of them can train for 2 weeks but soon are back training and ready for the next PPV.

Jessica escaped any real pain from the match but once again her sister has taken most of the real punishment. Ashlee needs her 3 operations on her throat meaning her healing time up to 3 years before she can talk without her voice box again and she also has 3 staples in the back of her head. Some of the scars on her face also needed a bit of work on and Ashlee is really angry with the Olsen’s for hurting her yet again.

The Charmed one’s suffer the most from the match, Rose has sore ribs which are taped up for the next few weeks and her face also needs a bit of work. Her black eye takes over a week to go down and she has 6 stitches in her eyebrow and she also has a slight bit of head pain for a few weeks. Alyssa is in a bad way, her boobs have scars, cuts and beaten up to the stage in where she will spend 3 months in a support bra to help heal her tits but the fall off the top of the ladder is the move that causes the most damage. Her elbow is totally dislocated with one of her ribs have cracked as well and her left arm also has a bone chip in her shoulder. After 3 arm operations Alyssa finds that she has lost 50% of movement in her arm from the fall and she is so upset by it she announces she will buy herself out of her contract and retire.

Britney undergoes a 6-hour operation to remove all the glass in her forehead, which require nearly 24 staples to close all the cuts on her forehead. Britney will spend the next mouth on medication and miss the next PPV.

Beyonce is in tears as all of her being stripped naked pics are shown around the world, she also has over 20 slices in her back from being slammed into the glass and her ribs are also broken in two places. Her forehead however needs a full skin graft to hide the cuts and scars covering her forehead and we know Beyonce is cleared medically to wrestle again but she has told ECW.com she will never wrestle again.

Our ‘beloved’ GM suffers yet another broken nose, this time the bone is cracked in two places and has to have her nose set in place after another surgery. She spends $8000 on a new metal mask to protect her nose. Her tits also took a fair bit of damage with nail marks all over her plastic breasts. Carmen books herself into another boob job making her tits look firmer than before.

Paris suffered another grade 2 concussion and doctors clear her to wrestle at the next PPV but warn the blonde if she takes another hard shot to the head she could lose bodily functions, memory’s or even end up in a wheelchair.

Amazingly Eva spends a night in hospital with head trauma from an early headshot. Eva uses this as an excuse for her post match beat up on poor Keria which ECW management believe so they don’t fine or discipline Eva at all.

Keira’s list of injuries is shocking and disturbing, her nose is broken with 4 of her front teeth knocked clean out and her lip totally broken and ruined. Her eye socket is broken removing a fair bit of her sight in her left eye for the rest of her life along with 18 stitches in her forehead. Her ribs are also cracked but her breasts are destroyed beyond repair so both of her small pert breasts are removed meaning Keria will be flat chested for the rest of her life. Her pussy walls have ripped so forced to have 3 surgeries on her pussy but it will be a long time before she can have sex again. To know one’s surprise doctors tell Keria she can never wrestle again.

The Champion Maria spends nearly a week in hospital with a severe concussion along with a slight bit of brain swelling which the doctors soon fix. Her black eye will also be there on her face for at least another mouth before the swelling will go down while Maria also gets 8 staples in her hairline to fix the cut in her head. Maria’s ribs took the most damage with 6 of her ribs are broken but she heals very quickly and is passed fit for the 3rd PPV.

Jennifer has 28 stitches in the big cut on her forehead to go along with her grade 3 concussion. Her big tits will need at least two months to heal up but she still needs plastic surgery to heal up her beaten boobs. The amount of blood from Jennifer’s pussy was from her torn womb lining which is fixed in two surgeries but even though the doctors tell us she can wrestle again we have not as yet heard if she wants to wrestle again or if she has retired from wrestling.

Thank you for watching this production of Extreme Celebrity Wrestling and we will be back soon for our 3rd PPV Beach Brawl.