Courtroom Battle
By Diane
Tori Spelling – the Judge
Beyonce’ Knowles- the Lawyer
Note: This fictional fight story is not about a fight between the above 2 celebrities. I only use them to give the reader a mental image of the Judge and the Lawyer rather then having to describe height, weight, hair etc…
If any reader does not know the above mentioned celebrities they only need to check the internet for a picture.
“Your honor I would like to make a motion to….”
“Denied!” the judge said with out looking up from her paperwork
It was a small case. Something the judge has done hundreds of times. She pushed a strand of fallen blonde hair behind her ear.
“Your honor, I haven’t even made my point as yet.” The lawyer said her hands on her hips.
There were only a handful of people in the court room. The defendant and his lawyer plus the bailiff and steno.
“And your point is…?” the Judge said pulling her glasses down the bridge of her nose and looking at the lawyer.
“Well…I would like to make a motion…”
“Denied…” the Judge interrupted as she went back to her paperwork.
“You………” the lawyer started
“Excuse me…! The judge glared. “Approach the bench counselor.”
“If you have any disrespect for this court I will personally throw you out. Do I make myself clear?”
“You’ll throw me out.” The lawyer chuckled. “Ha”
The judge glared at the black woman.
“Step back counselor. This court will take a 10 min recess. Counselor I will see you in my chambers.”
The judge was in her chambers when the lawyer came in.
“Are you challenging me in my courtroom?” the judge seethed.
“Challenging you” the Lawyer asked. “If you’d take that robe off I’d do more then challenge you”
“Oh…?” the judge stepped back and unzipped the black robe letting it fall to the floor. She wore a white button front blouse, short sleeved and a short black skirt under it.
The lawyer dressed in a gray suit blazer, white halter top and gray skirt. Her hand shot out to slap the blonde judge’s face but the judge caught her wrist. The judge tried for the lawyer’s hair but her wrist was grabbed. The two women went up against the closed door struggling to get their hands free from one anothers grips.. As their arms went to the sides and up over their heads the black lawyer eyes caught her watch.
“If we’re going to make something of this we had better hurry or get an adjurment. “ she groaned.
Their grips loosened on each other and the judge backed away straightening herself.
“I’ll see you back in the courtroom counselor” she hissed.
The lawyer left the chambers and the judge soon rejoined the courtroom.
“After further discussion I will adjurn this session until tomorrow at 9am? She rapped her gavel and stood up. The lawyer and her locked eyes and the judge headed fore her chambers. The few people in the courtroom got up and filed out with the lawyer being the last one to leave. She waited until all the others were gone then slipped the lock on the court room outer door and headed back to the courtroom. The judge was seated behind the bench her black robe off. The lawyer came forward and put her brief case on the defendants table then took off her blazer. As she did the judge came down from behind the bench taking the ties out of her blonde hair and letting it fall down over her shoulders. The two women wasted no time in going at each other. They came together with a grunt and buried hands into each other’s hair pulling wildly.
“Oh you bitch you” the judge moaned.
“We’l see who’s the bitch” the lawyer groaned back.
Round and round they staggered yanking and tugging on one anothers’ long hair.
“Oh you cunt cunt”
“you fucking bitch”
Moving across the floor they hit up against the jury panel wall and tumbled over it.
Losing grips on each other they got to their feet. The lawyer gave a good smack to the blondes face
SLAP
The judge fell back knocking over jurors chairs. The black woman dove on top of her grabbing for that long mane of blonde hair. The judge grabbed the lawyers wrists just in time. She got her feet up and shoved the black lawyer backwards.
The lawyer tumbled backwards over the railing to the floor. The judge scambled up and rushed to the railing just as the lawyer got up and grabbed her arms. She pulled the blonde over the railing to the floor and got on top of her.
They grabbed one anothers arms struggling.
“Ahhhhhh……………”
Mmmmmmm….”
A slap to the face
SLAP
Another
SLAP
The judge grabbed the lawyers blouse ripping it apart
RRRRrrrrrrrriiiiipppppp…….
“You bitch you”
SLAP
The lawyer grabbed the blondes blouse and pulled…
RRrrrrriiipppp…..
The judge rolled the lawyer off her. They both got up, blouses torn open, breathing heavy, deep cleavage showing as their chests rose and fell with every breath.
The lawyer went for the blonde hair. The judge went for the lawyers bra.
RRRrriiippp….
The black counselor got a few strains of long blonde hair. The judge got a bra strap.
Again they collided getting a head lock on one another. Onto the defense table they pulled one another rolling across it and off to the floor.
Seperating the judge got up. The lawyer grabbed her from behind and yanked her torn blouse off tossing it aside.
“Throw me out..huh bitch…huh..look at you now miss high and mighty”
The blonde launched herself at the black woman. The lawyer caught her in a bear hug and they tumbled over the table. They wrestled on the floor and when they got up they were both topless.
Again they came together grabbing tangled knotted hair, pulling heads back.
Bare breasts crushed together mashing out the sides.
The two women moaned as they struggled. Hardened nipples poked and stabbed into flesh.
“Ohhhhhhh…….goddddd.”
“Shhhiiitttt……”
Hooking a leg the lawyer took them to the floor. Over and over they rolled fighting pulling hair. Against the jury panel the lawyer wound up on the bottom but she had the better advantage for hair pulling. She pulled the blonde’s head backward until the judge thought her neck would break. The lawyer got a hnd under the judge’s chin and pushed harder.
They rolled over the lawyer getting on top. She got her hands on the judge’s throat and squeezed.
The blonde grabbed the lawyers arms then her throat and choked back.
They struggled like that for a minute until the judge finally grabbed at the lawyers arms then her wrists then let go.
The lawyer let go and fell backwards.
“Ha” she laughed getting up. “So…throw me out huh. Look I’m walking out. And I’ll be back tomorrow with another objection.”