The WEF Function

by Hall1

Heather Thomas vs Cheryl Tiegs

The two had met at a women in entertainment function in hollywood on the 6th of October 2008. They had been asked to
pose for a photo together, and really had not got on. Heather was wearing a short black skirt with black stockings and two inch heels, with a black and white round neck top, and a red feather jacket, Cheryl had a yellow long dress on from neck to knees. Both had tried to outdo each other in the photo, Cheryl's breasts were already prominently displayed and Heather had slipped her jacket slightly back from her shoulders and had thrust her breasts out so as not to be outdone by Cheryl (For the photo's refer getty images).

The night started out alright, but at some stage the two had exchanged words, and heather had stepped back into
an open space and said to cheryl, "well do you think you could take me ?" Heather stood there looking quite tough,
her reputation as a catfighter was one of significance, with a long list of wins over other female celebrities of all shapes and sizes,(victories over Catherine Bach, Heather Locklear, Sharon Stone, Judy Landers) just to name a few, and very few losses, indeed if there were losses she was generally able to achieve a victory in a rematch.(although one of her most unexpected losses had been to Joan Collins who she had never had a rematch with, refer Charles Ward for the story on this site.)Tiegs, whilst not known for her fighting ability had though been in a number of scraps over the years, notably with Christie Brinkley, Elle Macpherson, Vendela, and had generally managed to come out even.
Tiegs, thought about it for a few seconds, and then said, "you know something I believe I can."

In terms of size Heather stood 5'5'1/2 or 167 cms, Cheryl stood 5'10, or 178cms, so cheryl was nearly 4.5 inches taller with a bit more body weight than heather. Heather still looked very fit and trim for her age, at 51 Heather was 10 years younger than Cheryl.

The crowd around had heard the tone in the voices of the two women, and they stepped back to give them space. The organisers of the event though quickly intervened and ushered the two women into a separate room with just a select crowd. Once in the room the two eyed each other off, the organisers asked them to desist, but both were adamant that they were not backing down.

"Alright then" said Heather , "lets get it on" They stood and looked at each other and then Cheryl made the first move, she moved forward and swung a punch at Heather's head, heather easily evaded it , and then followed up with a right fist into Cheryl's stomach, Cheryl doubled over and then Heather moved in swinging a left and connecting with cheryls head, Cheryl slumped to her knees, and heather delivered a left foot kick to her side , cheryl went to ground and heather stood back to admire her handiwork. Cheryl slowly got to her feet, "Had enough ?" asked Heather.
Cheryl got to her feet, hair all dishevelled and struggling to catch her breath, Heather's punch had definetly
been one of her best.

"I'm not that easy " said Cheryl, "lets go again", "oh well you asked for it "said Heather, moving forward confidently Heather swung a right cross at cheryl's face, cheryl evaded it slightly and it only just clipped her chin, heather lost her balance slightly and cheryl was able to give her a shove towards a low rail, heather stopped herself colliding with the rail, but her back was to cheryl, and cheryl was on her quickly, grabbing at Heather's long blonde hair and pulling her back into the open area," whoa " cried Heather as she was pulled backwards and given a shove that sent her landing on her rump on the ground, This time it was Cheryl who stood back to admire
her handiwork, it also gave Cheryl sometime to regain her composure.

Heather quickly got to her feet, and moved forward to Cheryl, Cheryl tried to swing a kick, but heather evaded it and then swung her own kick, it caught cheryl on the right leg, and then heather was on her, snapping another punch into cheryl's stomach and a right slap to cheryl's head, cheryl somehow managed to grab at heathers jacket and it slipped down heather left arm, restricting her arm and stopping heather from grabbing hold of cheryl, cheryl gave her another shove and this time, heather sprawled face and breasts first onto the floor Cheryl went after her, grabbing at Heathers legs, heather felt the tug at her left leg and rolled , managing to deliver a kick with her right foot which was just enough to make cheryl let go, heather rolled away and then got to her feet, she struggled free of her jacket, and said " now your really going to get it", Cheryl moved forward confidently
and they proceeded to struggle, legs tangling they went to ground, with Cheryl on top, heather struggled beneath
her and managed to twist her way out from underneath Cheryl, heather got in another two quick punches, and then
Cheryl was able to grab her arms, heather quickly swung a couple of kicks and they were enough to allow her
to break free of cheryl. Both by now had raised a bit of a sweat up and were looking a bit dishevelled, Cheryls
dress had a slight tear in it at the shoulder and heathers top was showing signs of strain.
Cheryl moved forward to wrestle once more, but heather was having none of it and skipped out of the way,
Cheryl moved to grab her but missed, heather again evading her, Cheryl went again at her but went lower this
time, and whilst she didn't catch hold of her it, she did manage to grab heathers skirt, and off it came.
"ooh " screamed Heather , things clearly weren't going to plan for her, but Heather was an experienced
catfighter and wasn't going to let that little hiccup deter her, she moved forward to Cheryl, swinging a right
and left fist, it got through Cheryl's guard and connected with Cheryl's face, Cheryl was backing off, and heather
continued after her with another right to her stomach, cheryl doubled over and then heather was behind her
reaching for her dress's zip, heather quickly slid it down her back and then with a tug at the top
proceeded to pull cheryl's dress off her, cheryl tried to hold it on but Thomas had been too quick for her.

Heather then went after Cheryl with another couple of quick punches and Tiegs was on the floor, on her stomach.
Heather dropped onto her back, with her knees , and then quickly rolled cheryl onto her back, Tieg's tried
to fend Thomas off, but Heather could now sense victory and she was going to make sure of it, another
right fist to cheryl's stomach a left to her face and then Heather was astride her ripping at her bra and off it came Heather had her pinned to the floor, Cheryl was saying "enough", Heather grabbed her by the hair and then banged her head twice into the ground,and that was that. Cheryl was knocked out. Heather got off her, and said"where's my skirt ?"She saw it on the floor went over and was able to slip back into it, thankfully whilst it had come free it was n't destroyed. She then went and picked up her red jacket.

She said to her friend's "well she was a bit tougher than I thought, but once I realised that I shouldn't wrestle but should punch and kick then I knew I'd win, those hours learning to throw a punch on the Fallguy have always helped".