Last Woman Standing, Part 1
by DG

“God I hate that fucking bitch”, says Erica. Her long time psychotherapist replies by saying, “You have a great deal of anger toward Jennifer.” She responds, “You bet your ass I do, doc. She-Devil was my friend, I took her under my wing, I taught her ALMOST everything I know, and in return she stabbed me in the back and then injured me… twice in a fucking row.” Upon saying this, Erica takes a cigarette out of her purse and lights it. Her therapist says, “You know how I feel about you smoking in my office…” but she responds simply by saying, “When I talk about Jennifer Sanderson, I NEED a fucking cigarette. I’ll open the fucking window.”

Erica has been meeting with her male therapist for years now, and he is one of only two human beings on Earth who she can be truly vulnerable around – the other being her beloved longtime boyfriend, who had to stand there and watch helplessly as Erica was destroyed by She-Devil back at the most recent BitchBrawl pay-per-view. Erica’s therapist says, “How have the voices been lately?” to which the princess of darkness replies, “You know that they were really bad right after that triple threat match when I was hospitalized and needed surgery to repair my face. Around that time they may have been the worst they’ve been since before I started taking meds – that was the darkest time of my adult life. However, since I’ve recovered from the surgery and from the other injuries they’ve been getting much better. I haven’t had an episode in quite some time now, actually.” “Good,” her shrink responds, “your psychiatrist reduced the dosage of your ziprasadone and that’s obviously a very good sign. You know, Erica, we have spent this entire session thus far talking about your wrestling career, but I think we should talk about YOU and how you’re doing.” Erica stops to mindfully take a drag from her cigarette and then slowly blow the smoke out of the window before responding, “You should know by now, doc, that talking about wrestling is the same thing as talking about me – because the persona that people see in the wrestling ring is the powerful, confident adult that I like to be, rather than the terrified little girl that I once was.” He replies, “Yes, we have established that the hatred and anger that you have for your enemies in the wrestling ring prevents you from feeling hatred and anger toward yourself – like when you were a kid. I get the sense that you no longer blame yourself for the terrible things that were done to you in your childhood, and I must say that you’ve come a long way since you suffered a relapse of your psychotic symptoms after the triple threat match. Do you think that you’re ready to return to the ring?”

In response to this question, Erica lifts her head and looks at him with her intense brown eyes, smirks, and simply says, “I’m ready to kick some fucking ASS again, doc…”

Meanwhile, at the UWWL club the war between The Superpowers and The Inferno is at a boiling point. After a devastating and humiliating loss at War Games 4, Rebecca’s powerful babyface stable struck back by dealing a huge blow to The Inferno at PainFest when Lauren forced her arch enemy Amy into early retirement by defeating her in a “career vs. career” steel cage match that fans will be talking about for years. In addition, Amy was dropkicked from the top of the steel cage after the match and was severely injured. Because of Amy’s shocking retirement from the UWWL, The Inferno is now down to four members (She-Devil, Emily, Joanne, and Jenna) whereas The Superpowers have six women in their ranks – although Jen Newman still can’t wrestle because of her broken arm. Thus, She-Devil has an interview with Channing scheduled tonight so that she can announce Amy’s replacement (although you can never truly replace a legendary former world champion of her caliber). As for Amy’s protégé Jenna, the former stripper has decided to stay in the UWWL and stay in The Inferno despite Amy’s absence because she rearranged her entire life to start her wrestling career and she now sees She-Devil as her mentor – although Jenna’s wrestling skills have been improving by leaps and bounds (as evidenced by how she beat up Danielle outside the ring during War Games 4) so she almost doesn’t need a mentor anymore.

Anyway, The Inferno’s aggressive theme music plays, the club bathes in red light while flames shoot up from both sides of the entrance tunnel, and She-Devil emerges from the curtain with her team to mostly boos and some wild cheers from their small but ever increasing fan following. All four of them are wearing street clothes, although The Cowgirls have their cowboy hats and boots on. Jennifer reaches the interview stage where sexy blonde Channing is waiting with her microphone looking gorgeous as ever in a sparkling purple dress. She-Devil rudely grabs the microphone from Channing’s hand and says, “So people have been saying that my stable is in trouble without Amy, and that Rebecca and her little Girl Scout troop are going to win the war against us because we have been weakened so much because of what Lauren did to Amy at PainFest. Oh, by the way – Lauren is going to suffer greatly for what she did. To update you all on Amy’s condition, the good news is that she has been able to start walking again with the help of her physical therapists. Anyway, I have the utmost respect for Amy and she will definitely be missed, but I’m here to tell everyone that The Inferno will be just fine. In fact, I’m here to announce the newest member of my stable – and someone who is completely new to the UWWL for that matter. She is a friend of mine from back in my military days, and she was born to be a professional wrestler – ladies and gentlemen, here is… Olivia!”

All eyes turn to the curtain, and a woman about She-Devil’s height emerges from backstage. She has light brown hair that she wears back in a pony tail (except when she wrestles), green eyes, and an incredibly sexy, athletic body along with impressive boobs. She looks a little bit like the star soccer goaltender Hope Solo. She is wearing a camouflage tank top, black athletic stretch pants that go down to the top of her shins, and sneakers. She looks beautiful yet vicious just like her friend Jennifer. Olivia makes her way to the interview stage and high fives her new teammates. Olivia Morgan is a consummate athlete who almost always wears workout clothes. She thrives on competition and actually broke the women’s record at the “tough mudder” obstacle course near her home town. Olivia also has a potent mean streak, as when she was going through military training with Jennifer she once got into trouble for beating up another female recruit and sending her to the infirmary. The main question mark surrounding her for UWWL fans however is that she does not have any formal wrestling experience. Thus, Olivia is a wild card for The Inferno.

After the sexy brown haired Olivia is introduced, then She-Devil moves on to the next reason why she arranged this interview with Channing. “Introducing the newest member of The Inferno was not the only reason why I came out here tonight, however. I also came out here… to call out that fucking bitch Rebecca by CASHING IN the championship match contract that I won when we destroyed those sluts at War Games 4.” She-Devil stops for a few moments as the fans react to this. The challenger continues, “The stipulation that goes along with winning the championship match was that I could challenge Rebecca for the belt in any type of match I choose. Therefore, I choose… a LAST WOMAN STANDING match!” She-Devil then aggressively tosses that microphone to the ground, raises her arms above her head, and then The Inferno’s theme song starts to play as flames rise up in various places around the club. She-Devil and her team slowly and confidently make their way back to the dressing room area, and Monica comes up to the interview stage after their departure. The league owner says, “There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, the main event at the upcoming CuntClash 3 pay-per-view will be She-Devil vs. Rebecca for the world title in a very rare Last Woman Standing match. More details about CuntClash 3 will be given over the next few weeks, so stay tuned.”

Monica was right, because after this main event is set then both The Inferno and The Superpowers start to decide on the stipulations that will be in play at CuntClash 3. The two teams agree that the pay-per-view will serve as a battleground for the war between the two stables. Monica knows that a public contract signing would be complete mayhem, so everything goes on behind closed doors and then Monica announces the details on a Saturday night UWWL event. After the negotiations are completed, the stipulations for the pay-per-view are as follows:

CuntClash 3 will feature 3 matches between the Inferno and Superpowers stables – The Cowgirls vs. The United Nations, Jenna and the newcomer Olivia vs. Lauren and Danielle, and of course She-Devil vs. Rebecca for the world title in a Last Woman Standing match.

-If The Cowgirls lose to The United Nations, then they forfeit their money in the bank championship contract that they won at War Games 4.

-For the two undercard matches, the losing team will be enslaved by the other stable for three full days until the Wednesday morning after the event. During that time the winners will have complete control over the losers and can do whatever they want to them. However, there is a caveat to this – Rebecca insisted on being able to sacrifice herself in order to rescue any members of her stable who lost. If that happens, then even after winning the main event Rebecca can be tortured by She-Devil for ten minutes in order to rescue her friends from enslavement. Rebecca is so tough and has such a high tolerance for pain that she can certainly endure ten minutes of torture for her beloved teammates.

-A Last Woman Standing match in the Underground Women’s Wrestling League is decided when one wrestler is beaten until she is motionless for a slow ten count. If a wrestler engages in any movement beyond just mild stirring then the referee will stop the count and the fight will continue. Thus, it’s more about being completely immobilized than about standing per se. Falls can take place anywhere on UWWL property, there is no time limit, and there are obviously no count outs or disqualifications. In fact, there are only two rules – there will be the usual “no outside interference” clause and a wrestler will not be able to kill or mortally wound her opponent. Non-lethal weapons are as legal as a bodyslam.

-The winner will be the undisputed UWWL world champion.

-The loser of the Last Woman Standing match will be strapped to a barber chair in the middle of the ring and will have her head shaved bald by her opponent.

-If She-Devil loses the main event, then she will be ineligible to wrestle for the world championship belt for two calendar years (until CuntClash 5), she will be forced to be Rebecca’s servant for three full days along with any members of her stable who lose, and worst of all… she will be banished from the UWWL for one calendar year just like how Rebecca was banished by Erica after losing the Hell in a Cell match at CuntClash 1. Rebecca suggested this stipulation so that a bad girl can be banished just like she was, but Jennifer was actually fine with it because to her losing this match would simply be unacceptable.

-Finally, if Rebecca loses the main event then she and the members of her stable who lost their matches will be taken to Hell and tortured for three full days.

When Monica announces these stipulations the fans are in disbelief at how high the stakes are for this match. It’s as if Rebecca Williams and Jennifer Sanderson are playing poker and went “all in” by pushing every one of their chips into the center of the table.

Upon this announcement the UWWL universe lights up like a Christmas tree as the fans in the club start buzzing about it and fans all over the world start debating about the stipulations on the UWWL message board and other communication forums.

The next several weeks feature the usual pay-per-view build up – heated interviews, simmering anger, the wrestlers trash talking each other on their Twitter sites, etc. However, the anticipation feels more palpable than with any pay-per-view since the first CuntClash when battle lines were drawn between The Superpowers and The Underworld. Fans know that they are about to witness one of the most monumental nights in the history of the league – a night that could affect the power struggle between good and evil for years to come in the UWWL.

The build-up to a huge pay-per-view usually involves some violent incidents that intensify animosity between the fighters, and CuntClash 3 is no different. Approximately two weeks before the event, She-Devil overhears Rebecca talking about how her husband is going out of town on a business trip and so she will be home alone with her infant daughter Stephanie for a few days. Jennifer realizes that this is a perfect opportunity to do something that she has wanted to do for a long time…

A few nights later Rebecca is sitting on the couch in her living room reading a Dostoyevsky novel while Stephanie is in the next room sleeping in a play pen. The UWWL world champion has a baby monitor on the wall near her turned on so that she can hear if anything goes on with her daughter. The doorbell rings, and Rebecca is puzzled because she isn’t expecting anyone – she figures that it might be one of her teammates coming over to talk about strategy for the big, upcoming pay-per-view. Rebecca puts a bookmark into the book, takes her glasses off and sets them aside, and then gets up to go to the door. She looks through the keyhole and sees a pizza delivery person with a baseball cap pulled down over their eyes. Rebecca opens the door and says, “I think you must have the wrong house – I didn’t order a pizza” but then the delivery person lifts up her head and Rebecca gasps as she sees the pretty yet troubled blue eyes of her arch rival She-Devil. Before Rebecca can react Jennifer opens up the pizza box, pulls out a can of pepper spray, and squirts it right into Rebecca’s face! The world champion shrieks, clutches her eyes, and then backpedals away from the door in response. Jennifer slams the door behind her, gives a swift knee smash to Rebecca’s pussy, and then shoves her onto the couch. She-Devil follows her to the couch, straddles her, and then cracks her across the face with a series of hard punches, then punches her several times in the left tit, and then starts to slug her in the belly – all with a vicious look of hatred on her face while Rebecca yelps from each blow.

However, at this point Rebecca’s daughter Stephanie starts to cry from the next room. She-Devil slams Rebecca in the belly one more time, but then after hearing the crying she hesitates. Jennifer sighs, and decides that she just can’t bring herself to beat up the world champion within earshot of her daughter. Thus, She-Devil gives one final stinging slap to Rebecca’s face and then she gets up and starts to slowly back away toward the door. Rebecca gives She-Devil an intense look of animosity while slowly wiping blood from her lip, and then she says, with an almost chilling, frightening tone, “If you EVER come into my home again… I will fucking KILL you. Is that understood?” She-Devil just stands by the door, points at Rebecca, and says, “You’re going to get yours at the pay-per-view, bitch” and then she leaves and slams the door behind her. Rebecca gets up, wincing, and then she hobbles over to the door to lock it and secure the deadbolt. However, Rebecca manages a smile on her beaten up face – as She-Devil just showed some weakness by not being able to beat up Rebecca near her daughter. In an odd way Rebecca respects Jennifer less because of it, and she realizes that She-Devil’s assault backfired because now Rebecca is more confident and more determined than ever.

CuntClash 3:

It goes without saying that this is a highly anticipated UWWL pay-per-view, with a card that has fans salivating over the brutality and hatred that will be on display tonight. Poor Jen from The Superpowers has to sit and watch at home because her broken arm isn’t quite 100% yet, and it is extremely difficult for her to sit on the sidelines yet again – especially on such an important night for her team. She feels like a star athlete who got injured at training camp and has to sit out their rookie season. Rebecca told her that it would not be wise for Jen to be at the club tonight because the bad girls would go after her injured arm like a shark going after a wounded seal, and Jen reluctantly had to agree.

The pay-per-view kicks off with an impressive array of pyrotechnics, and then the bell rings and Channing introduces the first match:

-The Naughty Nurse vs. Paula the Schoolgirl. The Naughty Nurse is a new heel making her pay-per-view debut here tonight. She is about 5’6” and has brown eyes, tan skin (similar to Amy’s complexion, actually), and curly dark hair that goes down to her shoulders; she normally wears her hair “up” and wears a stylish headband except when she wrestles. The Naughty Nurse’s real name is Eva, and she was an actual Registered Nurse but she lost her license and got kicked out of the nursing field after being involved in too many malpractice cases. You see, Eva secretly became a nurse because she is a sadistic woman who loves to hurt people, and she derived exquisite pleasure from hurting her patients and seeing them in pain – her female patients in particular. She was always a fan of the UWWL and so she was signed by Monica after becoming unemployed as a nurse - if she enjoys hurting women, then she has certainly come to the right place. Her debut match was against the blonde Hooters girl, and Eva showed that she has wrestling prowess in addition to her nursing skills; The Naughty Nurse is also fucking hot and in incredible shape. She wrestles in a skimpy white bikini with red circles with white crosses in the middle on her tits and crotch as well as on her ass and her white wrestling boots. She also wears white thigh high stockings with the same red and white cross pattern at the top.

Anyway, The Naughty Nurse kicked the Hooters Girl’s ass and then knocked her out cold with a sleeper hold. She then pulled a medical exam table out from under the ring and she set it up in the middle of the ring. The Naughty Nurse then laid the Hooters Girl face up on the table, and then put on two latex gloves. Eva removed the pathetic blonde’s sneakers, socks, Hooters shirt, and bright orange Hooters shorts to leave her in her suntan pantyhose. She then took out a syringe and injected the poor girl in the right arm with God knows what, but whatever it was it made the blonde Hooters girl quiver and appear to be in considerable pain. Eva then went on to give the poor Hooters girl a brutal, excruciating medical exam – that included squeezing her tits painfully with some type of ominous looking medical device.

Tonight at CuntClash 3 the next victim for the Naughty Nurse is Paula from The Schoolgirls. As always Paula wears her schoolgirl outfit (including her white button shirt and VERY short gray patterned skirt), nude pantyhose, and schoolgirl shoes. She also has her pretty brunette hair in pigtails. Alas, Paula gets utterly destroyed and barely lays a hand on the impressive new heel. After giving the sexy schoolgirl a thorough drubbing, Eva picks her up by the pigtails and then decides to test out her new finishing hold, which she refers to simply as “Anesthetic”. From behind, The Naughty Nurse grabs Paula’s left wrist with her right hand, pulls it, and then firmly presses her left hand against a major artery on the left side of Paula’s neck. In the past this submission hold has been called the “Million Dollar Dream”, as it was used by the legendary wrestler “Million Dollar Man” Ted Debiase. With the Anesthetic hold The Naughty Nurse puts Paula out like a light. The referee raises Paula’s left arm up and lets it fall limply once, and then twice, and then after the third time the referee calls for the bell to signal a knockout.

Eva releases the beaten schoolgirl and lets her unconscious body just crumple to the mat, and she then places her right foot across Paula’s body and raises her arm in victory. Now it’s time for the medical exam. The Naughty Nurse slides the examination table into the ring, rips off Paula’s white button shirt, and puts Paula onto the table face down. She then strips off her shoes, pulls up her butt so that it’s sticking up, and then RIPS open the back of her pantyhose for easy access (Paula’s schoolgirl skirt is still on but pulled up and tucked into the waistband of her pantyhose). Eva then goes to her stash of medical equipment and produces… an enema! My God, The Naughty Nurse is going to give the schoolgirl an enema in front of countless people around the world on pay-per-view! The sold out crowd at the club goes nuts as they see what’s about to happen to poor Paula. Eva roughly SHOVES the business end of the enema up Paula’s ass and then proceeds to give her the enema as Paula wakes up from the submission move and then starts to squirm and shriek as her ass is violated. Finally, The Naughty Nurse pulls the enema out and then shoves a butt plug up Paula’s ass before moving on to the next part of the examination.

Eva rolls a sobbing and highly worried Paula over onto her back and then straps her down to the examination table. She then gets out… a metal speculum! She takes the speculum and inserts it into Paula’s vagina, and then uses the speculum to SPREAD open Paula’s vagina as wide as possible. Poor Paula is in tears and she whimpers in agony. Next, The Naughty Nurse gets out a tongue depressor and harshly sticks it into Paula’s cunt to examine the inside of her pussy, and she also gets out a cotton swab and sticks that into her as well. Finally, Eva really wants to work on the depths of Paula’s vagina so she takes out a long, clear electrified rod that lights up with orange light when it’s turned on. She stuffs it DEEP into Paula’s cunt and then switches it on, making an audible buzzing sound and causing Paula’s back to arch in agony as she howls out from having her cunt electrocuted. Eva takes advantage of Paula’s cunt being spread wide open by the speculum so she shoves the cruel rod as far back as it can go and she zaps Paula right against her cervix. Paula’s face contorts in anguish as she writhes on the table until she passes out in terrible agony.

The Naughty Nurse admires her handiwork, and then packs up her stuff to go celebrate her second victory as a UWWL wrestler – allowing the paramedics to come down and carry Paula on a stretcher back to see ACTUAL medical personnel.

-The Cowgirls (from The Inferno) vs. The United Nations (from The Superpowers). The pay-per-view tonight will essentially be a battleground in the war between The Inferno and The Superpowers, and this is the first of the high stakes matches in that war. Remember that the losers of this fight will be enslaved by the winning team for the next three days, unless the losing team’s leader rescues them by winning the main event.

The Cowgirls, blonde Joanne & brunette Emily, wear their usual Daisy Duke shorts, black sports bras, cowboy boots, and suntan pantyhose. The sexy, athletic, dark haired Susan from The United Nations wears her usual American flag patterned two piece leotard with shiny flesh colored tights and matching wrestling boots & knee pads whereas her partner Anjou wears sheer nude pantyhose and her orange, white, and green two piece wrestling outfit patterned after the flag of her native India. As you might expect this turns out to be a great match between two of the top tag teams in the history of women’s professional wrestling – and the marquee matchup is even more intense because of the hatred between their two stables. At one point Susan gets Joanne in trouble and then The United Nations work on her near their corner for a while. Susan tags in Anjou, they toss Joanne into their corner, and then Susan tosses Anjou into the corner to perform their devastating finishing move – the Express Train. However, Joanne lifts up her cowboy boot and Anjou runs right into it, and after this the valiant blonde country girl runs out of the corner, clotheslines Susan, and then leaps to tag in Emily.

Emily enters the ring, tosses a stunned Susan through the ropes and out to the concrete, and then The Cowgirls just take over on Anjou. The tough as nails country girls are expert tag team wrestlers so they cut the ring in half and for the next ten minutes they just fucking PUMMEL Anjou with a series of quick tags and legal double team maneuvers within the allotted five count while Susan has to stand on the ring apron desperate to be tagged in. Eventually Emily tags in Joanne and they take Anjou, who has been beaten bloody with a swollen and blackened right eye, and they toss her into the ropes. After a battered and sweat drenched Anjou bounces back the bad girls lift up their cowboy boots and NAIL her with two big boots to the face, which drops the gorgeous Indian girl like a rock. Susan has seen enough of this double teaming so she runs in and dropkicks Emily so hard that she flies through the air, crashes to the mat, and then rolls under the bottom rope and down to the concrete floor. Since Susan came into the ring without a tag the referee gets in her face and makes her go back to her corner. The All American beauty has a hot temper and she fervently argues with the referee while Joanne, knowing that the ref has her back turned, takes off her right cowboy boot and waits for Anjou to struggle up to her knees. Joanne measures her, and then CLUBS her across the head with her hard cowboy boot – knocking Anjou out COLD. After Anjou crumples to the mat Joanne quickly puts her boot back on then rolls Anjou over and hooks her leg. The referee turns around and sees this so she drops down and counts to one… … to two… and then to THREE!!! Susan didn’t even get a chance to rush in and break up the pin, and she stands there in disbelief with her mouth agape as she hears the bell ring. Susan yells out, “No! …oh NO!!!” and she slaps the top turnbuckle in frustration. The United Nations are now slaves of The Inferno, and they at risk of being taken to Hell for three days after the show tonight.

Emily has recovered from the dropkick and she slides into the ring with two slave collars that have two leashes attached to them. Susan bristles with anger and humiliation at the thought of having to wear a slave collar, but she knows that she must comply because she signed the contract. A smirking Joanne says to her, “Get on your hands and knees, SLAVE!” Susan begrudgingly drops down to all fours like a dog with a sneer of hatred on her face, and then Joanne puts the slave collar around her neck. Next, a groggy Anjou gets pulled up to all fours and has a slave collar put on as well. The two good girls are forced to crawl on all fours out through the ropes and then down to the floor, and then the Cowgirls get the very same two saddles that they used to ride the poor Angels at Total Domination 2. Joanne saddles up Susan and sits on her back while Emily does the same to Anjou, and then The Cowgirls whip their asses with riding crops and make the dignified former tag team champions slowly crawl back up the aisle to the Inferno dressing room with their two enemies riding on their backs. So The Inferno has struck the first big blow in tonight’s battle between the two stables.

-Molly (from The Underworld) vs. Michelle (from The Cheerleaders). Michelle requested this match from Monica in order to get the revenge for what the Lethal Blondes (Erica & Molly) did to The Cheerleaders last year at CuntClash 2 (see “Days of Darkness, Part 3”). Erica and Molly destroyed The Cheerleaders and then after the match Erica gave Molly her very own Pear of Anguish as a gift for her curly blonde haired protégé, and then both bad girls tortured poor blonde Kayla and brunette Michelle with the pears. However, what Michelle is really desperate to get revenge for is when The Lethal Blondes inserted the Pears of Anguish into the cunts of the Cheerleaders and then literally DRAGGED them back to the dressing room by the pussies with the pears expanded to maximum inside of them – a screaming, horrific journey that the Cheerleaders will never forget.

So why is Michelle pursuing revenge instead of Kayla? Well, most fans agree that Michelle is the more athletic and the more talented of the two Cheerleaders and thus she has a better chance. Michelle chose this pay-per-view to issue the challenge to Molly because she knows that she doesn’t have a prayer if Erica is around so she wants to take advantage of Erica being out while recovering from her beating in the triple threat match.

Michelle is introduced first and she comes to the ring to her pep rally cheerleading music in her silver cheerleader outfit with her shiny beige tights and her silver shoes, waving her pom poms and smiling at the crowd. Molly is introduced next and she comes out alone without other Underworld members (Molly made it very clear that she wants to beat up Michelle on her own) to her darker and heavier theme music wearing her skimpy black leotard with black fishnet pantyhose and black boots. She also has the dark, foreboding makeup that she has been wearing ever since she turned heel a few years ago – and she is carrying her own personal Pear of Anguish that was given to her by her mentor. Molly just smiles at Michelle when she reaches the ring but the angry cheerleader bum rushes her and actually knocks her off of the ring apron and down to the concrete floor! The impact makes Molly drop the Pear, which clangs onto the concrete. Michelle goes outside of the ring, lifts up Molly by her curly blonde locks, and bashes her pretty face into the steel railing. Michelle is furious and that gives her the upper hand initially. The bell rings to start the match and Michelle dishes out some more punishment, but taking the fight to the floor against an Underworld member was ultimately a bad idea as Molly turns the tide by reversing an Irish whip and painfully sending Michelle’s ribs into the steel railing.

Molly rolls the sexy brunette cheerleader back into the ring by the hair, and then from this point on Molly dishes out punishment for about 90% of the fight. Michelle gets in a few licks here and then and mounts some brief comebacks, but Erica has taught Molly every dirty trick in the book and the bad girl just fucking PUNISHES Michelle’s belly, face, tits, and hair – but she mostly targets her cunt to set her up for her simple yet vicious finishing submission move and then the sadistic torture device that awaits Michelle should she lose. Don’t forget that Molly is also capable of high flying, athletic wrestling moves that were her specialty back when she wrestled in a tag team with Susan when she was a good girl, so Molly lands her share of dropkicks and other aerial attacks.

Eventually, after Michelle’s silver cheerleading outfit and shoes have been stripped off to leave her in nothing but her beige Lycra tights, Molly tosses her into the ropes and then runs, leaps, grabs Michelle’s hair in mid-air, and then DRIVES her pretty face right into the canvas by the hair – an impressive move that was commonly used by the legendary Mimi Hagiwara in Japanese women’s wrestling. Michelle rolls onto her back after having her face planted into the mat, and she has a glazed look on her sweat covered face. Molly decides it’s time to finish off this pathetic pom pom waving bitch, so she grabs the crotch area of her tights and RIPS them open to reveal her luscious cunt. Molly then bares her right hand into a claw and then just fucking MAULS Michelle’s pussy – scratching up, squeezing, twisting, and scraping up her clit, labia, and vagina (all perfectly legal in the Underground Women’s Wrestling League) as Michelle howls out in response: “Oh! OOOOooooooohhhh!!! OOOHHHHH!!!” Molly just dishes out the pussy torment with a grin on her face – relishing every second of Michelle’s pain. The cheerleader is desperate for revenge against Molly so she holds out longer than she normally would, but she just can’t take having her pussy being viciously worked on like play dough so she eventually cries out “OH! OHHHH!!! Unnnh… Okay I give! I GIVE! I GIIIIIIVVVE!!!” The bell rings, but of course Molly continues to maul her beaten opponent’s cunt until the referee physically pries her hand away. Molly stands up and raises her arms in victory while Michelle writhes around on the mat clutching her pussy and sobbing.

Now it’s what Molly and Underworld fans have been waiting for. Molly goes outside of the ring and retrieves The Pear. She then grabs a sobbing Michelle’s ankles and pulls her out under the bottom rope and down to the concrete floor – she is going to drag her back to the dressing room with the Pear expanded in her cunt again! However, at this moment Michelle’s gorgeous blonde partner Kayla runs out from the back in an attempt to rescue her beleaguered partner wearing gray stretch pants, sneakers, and a light pink workout top. Molly sees this, smiles, and just says, “Come here, bitch!” Kayla runs right into a boot to the belly from Molly that doubles her over and makes her clutch her tummy, and then Molly decks her in the face with a hard right cross that drops her to the floor. And then… the sexy Indian heel Dheera and the mean, long and slightly curly blonde haired Karen from The Underworld (Brandi will be taking over the play by play on the pay-per-view broadcast during Monica’s match so she is in the back in a formal dress and heels) emerge from the curtain to provide some backup. Uh oh, this could get ugly folks.

Kayla manages to struggle up to her feet only to get clotheslined from behind by Dheera. Dheera and Karen converge on Kayla to beat her up and then strip off her workout clothes to bring her down to nothing but her lacey cream colored panties. Meanwhile, Molly dumps Michelle onto the ring apron, beats on her belly a few times for good measure, and then she positions her so that her legs are spread and dangling over the edge of the ring apron. Kayla is held up and forced to watch as Molly menacingly takes her precious Pear of Anguish… and then slowly S H O V E S it very, very deep into Michelle’s already mauled vagina. Michelle reacts the same way everyone does upon having the most diabolical torture device in women’s wrestling shoved inside of them – with her eyes and mouth open wide in an expression of utter shock. Molly then slowly expands The Pear to maximum, while Kayla sobs as she is forced to look on. Eventually, Molly pulls back on the torture device and YANKS Michelle off of the ring apron and down to the hard, cold concrete floor! Molly then, while keeping the device expanded to maximum inside of Michelle’s vagina, starts to mercilessly fucking D R A G the pain stricken cheerleader back to the dressing room for an Underworld torture party with The Cheerleaders as the guests of honor. Michelle’s entire body quivers in agony as she is slowly dragged by the tortured cunt several feet at a time across the floor as camera flashes go off all over the club to immortalize this punishment. Kayla has her panties stripped off to make her fully naked, and then the panties are stuffed into Michelle’s mouth to muffle her moans and gasps of utmost anguish. Kayla then gets shoved face down and Dheera grabs two big handfuls of her blonde hair while Karen takes a flogging whip that she brought with her down to the ring and just fucking CRACKS the whip across Kayla’s bare ass as she is dragged down the concrete aisle by the hair with her tits and belly running across the filthy floor. Kayla shrieks loudly every time that vicious whip cracks across her ass or her back, and red streaks and welts start to appear across her succulent cheerleader flesh. Kayla gets dragged by the hair and whipped while Michelle gets pulled with the expanded Pear inside of her cunt all the way back to and then through the curtain, and Monica sends a camera crew back to the Underworld dressing room to record the torture so that it can be included as bonus footage on the CuntClash 3 DVD release.

-Olivia & Jenna (from The Inferno) vs. Lauren & Danielle (from The Superpowers). The next fight is the second of three matches in tonight’s war between The Inferno and The Superpowers. The fans have been looking forward to this one because they are curious to finally see Olivia step into the ring and show what she can do. Channing introduces the bad girl team first, and they enter the combat arena through the curtain to the usual boos. Fans finally get to see Olivia’s ring attire – to signify her military background she is wearing a camouflage bikini and black boots and to signify her membership in The Inferno she is wearing red fishnet pantyhose with red fingerless gloves. Olivia is about 5’11” and has shoulder length light brown hair and mesmerizingly beautiful green eyes to go along with her incredibly athletic body. As always the brunette former stripper Jenna, who has huge, fake tits, is wearing her slutty purple and black wrestling outfit with black fishnets. Jenna hates Lauren with a passion and can’t wait to get her hands on her again (see “Stripper Pole Showdown”) and wants to pay her back for ending Amy’s UWWL career but tonight she is also burning with desire to get revenge on Danielle for bursting her left implant back at this year’s War Games event. Jenna decides to start the fight so fans will have to wait to see the beautiful and formidable looking Olivia in action.

Next, the good girl team is introduced and the fans go wild as soon as they hear Lauren’s theme music. The dirty blonde haired Lauren is arguably the most popular wrestler in the UWWL and the fans’ reception shows it. As always she is wearing her sky blue bikini with matching wrestling boots and flesh colored tights. The short yet very athletic Danielle is in her usual orange two piece leotard with shimmering beige tights and matching wrestling boots. Danielle wants Jenna badly as well so the Canadian babyface in orange slides under the bottom rope and goes right after her, causing the bell to ring and the fans to erupt. Lauren and Olivia stand on the ring apron and watch as Danielle and Jenna exchange vicious, hate-filled blows. The two members of The Superpowers have a sense of urgency in this match because their teammates lost earlier and are now enduring some type of horrific punishment in the Inferno dressing room.

Danielle takes some punishment early on from the brawling Jenna, but the babyface uses her athleticism to turn the tide and she nails Jenna with some high flying moves off of the ropes. Danielle tags in Lauren and the gorgeous fan favorite enters the ring and gleefully punishes the woman who once scraped her tits through broken glass – leaving permanent scars on Lauren’s battle weary boobs in the process. Jenna is in big trouble as Lauren lands a series of technical wrestling moves on her, but upon attempting a vertical suplex Jenna skillfully blocks the move with her right leg and then she uses a thumb to the eye (the classic heel desperation move) to stun Lauren, escape the hold, and then leap toward the corner to tag in Olivia! The fans all lean forward in anticipation, as the newest member of The Inferno smirks and then slowly enters the ring. After Lauren recovers from the poke to her eye to she wipes sweat from her pretty face and then confidently raises her fists as if to say, “I’m not afraid of you.” The two tigresses circle each other but Lauren strikes first with a lightning quick kick to the belly, causing Olivia to emit a subtle “Oooff” but it doesn’t seem to faze her much and she continues to smirk. The two of them then lock up in a collar and elbow tie up and then Lauren uses her quickness again to twist Olivia’s left arm and then pound on her back, but after a few moments Olivia uses her strength to just shove Lauren away and then she winds up and just LAYS Lauren out with one heavy punch to the face! The fans react to the brutal blow, and Lauren lies on her back with her head lolling back and forth, her mouth open in a dazed expression, and her gorgeous dirty blonde hair splayed out around her head. Olivia drops down and presses Lauren’s wrists into the mat for a pin attempt but Lauren reaches out a foot and puts it across the bottom rope to stop the count after two. Danielle looks very concerned after such a sudden near fall.

Olivia grabs Lauren by the hair and slowly lifts her back up to her feet before slinging her into the ropes. After Lauren bounces back Olivia extends her strong right arm and just HAMMERS Lauren with a clothesline that drops her like a rock. Lauren is lying on the grimy mat staring up at the club’s ceiling lights with her hair matted across her face and she thinks, “Damn – this bitch can fucking HIT.” Olivia stops this thought swiftly however with an elbow smash to the boobs (She-Devil and the others made sure to teach Olivia about the weaknesses of their enemies – namely Lauren’s boobs and Danielle’s belly), and then Olivia rolls Lauren onto her stomach, grabs her by the hair, and then slams her face into the mat. Next, Olivia leaps and drops a knee smash across Lauren’s back and then grabs Lauren by the hair, scoops her up, impressively hoists her over her head, and then gives her a press slam into the mat causing Lauren to arch her lower back and clutch it while squealing in pain. The outnumbered but passionate Inferno fans are going nuts as the Superpowers’ worst fears have been realized – this big, strong bitch can WRESTLE. Olivia splashes down and goes for the cover but Danielle runs in to make a save by kicking Olivia in the head and stunning her, and then Jenna runs in as well but Danielle was expecting this so she meets her with a sensational dropkick to the kisser. The referee then makes Danielle go back out to the ring apron, but the diversion allows Lauren to compose herself and she waits for Olivia to get up to her feet and then NAILS her with a dropkick of her own. Olivia crashes back to the mat and then Lauren goes over and tags in Danielle, who rushes right back into the ring. After Olivia struggles back up Danielle springs off of a second rope close to her foe and gives her a spinning kick that stuns her further. Danielle then leaps up, pushes up on Olivia’s body to spring herself higher, wraps her legs around Olivia’s neck in a scissor hold, and then flips her over with a flying scissors! Now Superpowers fans are making themselves heard again and the volume level has increased dramatically.

Danielle lands a few more quick, high flying moves that seem to daze Olivia, but eventually she makes a mistake by leaping off of the ropes in an attempt to do a flying forearm but Olivia catches her and then falls back causing Danielle’s throat to land across the top rope, subsequently slingshotting her back to crash land hard on the mat, as Danielle lies on her back clutching her throat. Olivia now grins as the tide has turned, and so she goes to work by picking Danielle up by the brunette hair and then bodyslams her. Olivia drops down for the cover, but Danielle escapes after only a one count. Lauren trusted Danielle to kick out because if she rushes in to make a save it might make just things worse (and Olivia made a rookie mistake by not hooking her leg) – Danielle needs to use her athleticism to turn the tide again soon though or she will be taken apart by this bitch. Next, Olivia picks Danielle up again, puts her in a “fireman’s carry” position across her shoulders, and then starts spinning around in one spot to set up an old school wrestling move – the airplane spin. Olivia spins Danielle around and then DUMPS her down to the mat on her back, after which she drops down for another cover. The referee counts: 1, 2, and then Danielle kicks out. Olivia just goes right back to work by scooping her foe up and then giving her three hard, consecutive knee smashes to Danielle’s sensitive tummy. Olivia then wraps her arms around her to put Danielle in a bear hug, lifts her up into the air like that, and then SLAMS her into the mat to complete an impressive rock bottom. Danielle’s head lolls to one side and she grimaces in pain and Olivia presses her palms into Danielle’s shoulders as the referee starts to make another count: 1, 2, and then 3 – DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! Over on the ring apron, Lauren is absolutely kicking herself about not rushing in to make a save and she yells out, “FUUUCK!!!” and slams her right hand across the top rope, making it wobble - she thought Danielle would kick out from the rock bottom but she had the wind knocked out of her. Across the ring Jenna yells out “YEAH!” and then starts clapping and laughing to rub it in. In the ring, a prone Danielle regains her senses and realizes what just happened and she can’t believe that she just cost her team so she says, “Shit! … SHIT!” and then slams her palms against the canvas. The Cowgirls beat The United Nations by cheating, but in this match the bad girls won fair and square with a clean, uncontested pin. And now Lauren and Danielle will join Susan and Anjou as slaves held captive by The Inferno, which puts even more pressure on Rebecca later tonight as she will now condemn all four of her active teammates to torture if she loses.

For the ceremonial enslavement, Lauren and Danielle (with defiant looks of animosity on their faces) are forced to enter the ring and then sit on their knees looking up at the victors in a subservient position. Jenna then takes a slave collar and puts it around Danielle’s neck, and then she puts a second slave collar around Lauren’s neck – loving every second of it. Olivia then takes a dog leash and clasps it to Danielle’s collar, while Jenna does the same to Lauren. Lauren and Danielle are forced to drop down and kiss the feet of Jenna and Olivia, and then the bad girls produce two bull whips that they brought with them. The bad girls stand behind Lauren and Danielle, whose butts are sticking out, and they draw back and LASH the two losers on their asses several times – making them both scream out after each stinging blow (CRACK! … CRACK! … CRACK! …). The hapless, defeated, and now enslaved Superpowers are then forced onto their knees and they are made to crawl over to the ropes where they are shoved out of the ring like trash, and then they are pulled back up to all fours before being forced to crawl back to the Inferno dressing room while Olivia and Jenna CRACK the whips into their asses.

At this point Monica takes her headset off and goes back to the dressing room to get ready for her big tag team match. Brandi from The Stingers comes out in a lovely yellow and black dress to take over the play by play duties, as she hopes to become a broadcaster after her wrestling career is over.

-Thunder vs. Marika. This fight is another score that is being settled from last year’s CuntClash. The gorgeous, exotic brunette Marika (who started a wrestling career because of a dispute over a man with a beautiful Korean heel named Nah-Ree, who is now a well-known wrestler in South Korea) eliminated the powerful African-American wrestler Thunder from the battle royal to determine who would wrestle for the world title in the main event that night. Kendra was not happy about being eliminated so she grabbed Marika’s yellow wrestling boots, pulled her under the bottom rope, and then absolutely throttled her out on the floor – finishing up the assault with a powerslam onto the concrete. Thunder then rolled a battered and injured Marika into the ring for her to be easily eliminated like a rag doll.

Marika never forgot that incident and now that Thunder is a singles wrestler she couldn’t resist calling her out to get revenge. However, now there is an even more interesting twist to this story – 3 weeks ago in a warm-up match for CuntClash 3 Marika wrestled Thunder’s tag team partner Lightning on a non-pay-per-view Saturday night card. Marika is one of the top babyfaces in the league and she took out her anger toward Thunder by absolutely pummeling the diminutive Lightning. Marika wanted to send a message to Thunder, so after pinning Lightning with a windmill suplex off of the ropes, Marika went outside of the ring, retrieved a steel chair as Lighting slowly struggled back up to her feet after being pinned, and when Marika came back into the ring she SLAMMED the chair right onto Lightning’s head! As if that wasn’t enough, Marika then ensnared Lighting’s right ankle inside the chair and then she leaped on it from the top rope – crushing her ankle and badly breaking it in order to ground the gorgeous, high flying Black woman. Very uncharacteristic behavior for a babyface, but these are desperate times in the UWWL and the violence level is higher than it has ever been. Thunder eventually ran out from the back to rescue her partner but the damage was done. Thus, both fighters are seeking revenge on each other tonight so this is a full blown grudge match.

Marika has long, thick, curly dark hair, has tan skin, brown eyes, and wrestles in a two piece yellow bikini with suntan tights and yellow wrestling boots. Thunder is muscular while still being feminine and wrestles in a two piece purple spandex wrestling outfit with a yellow thunder bolt on her butt along with matching wrestling boots and black knee pads. The bubbling animosity between these two tough veterans just escalates as the match goes on as the two women just fucking POUND on each other. Marika gets the upper hand for a little while but eventually Thunder’s strength advantage proves to be too much for her and Thunder gives her Marika some painful déjà vu by clotheslining her over the top rope, slithering out to the floor after her, picking her up by the thick dark hair, scooping her into a bodyslam position, ramming her back into the steel ring post, and then POWERSLAMMING the brunette beauty onto the concrete floor as the fans collectively wince from the devastating move. Thunder then rolls her into the ring to finish her off.

Now, Thunder’s idol has always been the legendary former world champion Gina, who is mostly known for ending the long world title reign of the great Lynn Newman. Gina’s finishing move was the utterly excruciating torture rack backbreaker submission hold, and Thunder has been emulating Gina by using that as her finishing hold during her singles career. Thunder works on Marika’s back some more, RIPS off her yellow bikini top to bare her breasts, pounds them black and blue, and then she puts her head under Marika’s arm, lifts her up across her shoulders, and the starts to bend her back almost like a lowercase “n” as the yellow clad good girl just fucking SCCCCRRREAMS in utmost agony. The fans stand up and go fucking wild when Thunder puts Marika into the torture rack, and Marika endures the extreme pain for over 45 seconds until she finally nods her head “yes” when the referee asks her if she submits. DING DING DING DING DING DING! Channing announces Thunder as the winner of the fight, but the powerful Black woman refuses to stop torturing the beaten White girl. Eventually, Thunder (with Marika still hoisted up in the torture rack) maneuvers over to the nearest set of ropes and actually DUMPS Marika over the top rope like a bag of trash. The good girl flips over the top rope and then BASHES her pretty face onto the ring apron – crashing onto the concrete floor as a bloody mess. The impact of slamming her face into the ring apron with such force broke Marika’s nose and did other facial damage as well. Marika just lies on the concrete floor motionless with her face covered in blood while Thunder has her arm raised in victory.

The paramedics rush down to ringside with a gurney in order to take Marika to the hospital, but after they put her sweaty, topless body onto the stretcher and then load her onto the gurney to wheel her back to the ambulance Thunder comes over and shoves the paramedics away. She then reaches in and actually fucking SQUEEZES Marika’s broken nose while saying, “THAT’S for what you did to my partner, you fucking cracker BITCH!” An angry Kendra then just fucking SHOVES Marika off of the gurney – making her crash down and then roll across the dirty concrete floor! With a sneer of hatred Thunder grabs Marika’s hair, scoops her up, and then puts her back into the torture rack backbreaker! Marika can barely breathe because of her broken nose but she still HOWLS out in terrible anguish, and Thunder holds her up in the torture rack while walking back up the aisle – and then right through the curtain. Monica sends a camera crew to follow the two of them and everyone in the club and at home watching on pay-per-view watches as Thunder keeps Marika in the submission hold until taking her to the ambulance, and then she just unceremoniously dumps her into the back of the ambulance. The ambulance drives off to take Marika to the hospital, as Kendra stands there brushing her hands together to indicate that she just “took out the garbage”.

-Monica & Tara vs. Kris & Robyn. This is the last match before intermission, and it’s one that fans have been really excited about. The wealthy league owner Monica Millions doesn’t step into the ring too often, but it’s a memorable affair every time she does as the beautiful millionaire can’t really wrestle so she relies on her power and influence to get others to do her dirty work for her. There is a long, LONG history of bad blood between these two teams that is too extensive to go into detail about here (“Battle of the Blondes”, “War Games”, and “Playboy Bunny Beatdown, Part 2” involve some of the back story between these four women). The short version of the story is that Kris and Tara are arch enemies who have utterly detested each other for years. They have wrestled each other countless times, with the sexy brunette Tara (who wrestles in a red bikini with black pantyhose and red wrestling boots) winning a majority of the contests but the valiant blonde jobber Kris has gotten in her share of licks over the years. Moreover, Kris and Robyn are both desperate for revenge against Monica for various transgressions over the years. Once Monica tricked Kris into fighting the legendary Erica and she ended up getting the ass whipping of her life – and was taken back to Erica’s dungeon and tortured afterward. The worst thing that Monica has ever done to Kris though was at Playboy Bunny Beatdown after Kris defeated Tara in a cage match; Monica and The Underworld jumped Kris and then took her down to the basement where they hooked her sweet spots up to an electric shock box and then left her in agony like that for four hours until she was discovered by a janitor. Robyn has been tortured several times over the years and she is mad at Monica for just sitting back and allowing it to happen. The most recent incident was the worst thing that has ever happened to poor Robyn, and she is more desperate for revenge on Monica more now than ever before because of it. Robyn was kidnapped by The Underworld and taken to Total Domination 2 against her will where she was slaughtered by Erica and then tortured with The Pear of Anguish followed by getting hooked up to a belly punching torture machine for six hours while countless men raped her, forced her to suck their dicks, and cummed all over her face and tits. Robyn was a broken shell for a long time after that night, and she decided that in order to achieve psychological closure from the torture and humiliation she endured at Total Domination 2 she HAS to beat Monica here tonight. Robyn beat Monica once before at War Games 1, but it was an empty victory because she was beaten up and tortured horribly after the fight by The Underworld. Kris and Robyn decided to team up because Kris was (and still is) very close with Robyn’s older half-sister Kerstin, and they figure that it’s not smart to go after the crafty league owner without a partner at your back. The two good girls aren’t stupid and they know that Monica will have tricks up her sleeve tonight, so they forced Monica to include a clause in the match contract saying that she MUST start the fight instead of Tara.

Channing enters the ring to introduce this hate-filled match, which will be strange for her because Monica is her best friend yet she has to do her best to remain objective. Kris’s rocking theme song (“Daylight Dancer”) starts to play, and the two women who are looked up to as leaders of the UWWL jobbers emerge from the curtain to a throng of cheers. The short, dark haired Robyn is wearing her usual white skimpy bikini with yellow smiley faces on her tits and crotch (an outfit which has never remained on for an entire match), while the stunningly beautiful blonde Kris is wearing her snakeskin bikini with shiny nude tights and matching snakeskin wrestling boots and knee pads like always. The two popular jobbers get to the ring and soak in the adoration of the fans, before turning their attention to the curtain where their hated enemies will emerge from. Kris will start the tag team match as she is without question the better and more experienced wrestler of the two so Robyn stands on the ring apron in their corner.

Next, Monica’s theme song (“Material Girl”) starts to play and the beautiful brunette owner of the Underground Women’s Wrestling League enters the fight arena to her usual sour reaction from the fans. She is clad in her purple bikini with elegant elbow-length purple gloves and purple wrestling boots and she also has her custom made black pantyhose with gold dollar signs up the side of her leg (Kris stripped these off and stole them after Stripper Pole Showdown, but was forced to give them back after being threatened by Monica and her goons). Monica is also holding a microphone. Shortly after Monica’s entrance, her sexy brunette partner Tara comes through the curtain… in street clothes, with crutches! And her right foot is in a cast! The fans understandably react to this with shock and surprise. Monica says, “Cut the music.” After the buzzing of the fans dies down she resumes, “I’m afraid that my partner Tara was in a bad car accident on the way to the club tonight. As you can see she was injured and thus she will not be able to wrestle.” In response to this Kris makes a mocking “boo hoo” gesture while standing in the ring. Monica continues, “However, I have a copy of the match contract with me right here. It states that any wrestler in this match has the option to choose a substitute in the event that one of the participants is injured and unable to compete. Thus, I would like to introduce my NEW partner to you right now…”

The lights of the cub go dim, and familiar theme music starts to play… the fans recognize the theme music right away – it’s ERICA! Robyn and Kris look at each other with deeply concerned expressions as if to say, “Oh FUCK!” Once the heavy part of the song starts the princess of darkness herself then emerges from the curtain, holding her kendo stick and Pear of Anguish as the fans go crazy at this sudden turn of events. Erica slams her kendo stick into the floor of the aisle and a series of pyrotechnics go off around the entrance curtain. The long blonde haired leader of the sadistic Underworld stable is making her long awaited return to the ring after suffering the beating of her life in the triple threat match at BitchBrawl, and she has on her black deep-U leotard along with black fishnet pantyhose, black fingerless gloves, and black wrestling boots. The lights go back up after her intimidating ring entrance, and Erica just looks at her opponents in the ring, points her kendo stick at them, and smirks. However, Kris has taken on a leadership role with the UWWL jobbers and she uses her leadership abilities when she turns to Robyn and says, “We can still win this fight… we WILL win this fight, Robyn. Monica has to start the match, so we just have to make sure that she doesn’t make a tag. We also need to keep the action inside the ring because Erica can interfere if we fight out on the concrete floor.” Robyn says, “Agreed – we can do this, Kris.”

Erica gets onto the ring apron while Monica enters the ring and stands glaring a hate filled stare at Kris with her arms folded. Kris sidles up to Monica and gives a hate-filled look right back as they wait for the bell. However, at this moment out in the aisle Tara starts walking normally, she picks up the crutches and puts them under her arm, and then she walks back to the dressing room just fine with a huge smirk on her face! Kris points at this angrily and says, “Hey! What the fuck - Tara is FINE!” However, the bell rings a second later, and Monica immediately tries to dart over to her corner to tag in the 3 time former world champion. Kris was expecting this so she grabs Monica’s leg to prevent her from reaching her corner… Monica stretches out and is only several inches from tagging Erica (who is sticking out her right hand as far as she can) but Kris manages to drag Monica back away from the corner and then drop an elbow smash across her back as Monica yelps in pain. Kris then puts her sexy brunette boss in a headlock, brings her up to her feet, and then walks her over to the good girls’ corner in the headlock so that Robyn can swiftly kick Monica in the gut while saying, “Let’s see how you like it, bitch!” as the millionaire groans from the blow. The referee then goes over to admonish Robyn for getting involved without being tagged, and Kris uses the opportunity to grab Monica’s dark locks and toss her across the ring over her shoulder. After Monica’s crash landing, Kris stomps on her a few times, and then grabs her hair once again and pulls her up to her feet. Kris backs Monica into the nearest ropes, being mindful to keep her far away from Erica, and then smashes her in the face with a few punches followed by a crushing right fist to the tummy and then a vicious punt to the cunt that makes Monica’s beautiful face contort in agony. The fans are loving this rare opportunity to see Monica take punishment and so camera flashes start to go off, and the fans roar with every blow that Monica takes. Brandi and Channing are sitting at the announce table with the headsets on and they are not doing a very good job of remaining objective as they are both expressing concern for the boss, who is being completely dominated right now.

Kris pulls Monica away from the ropes so that she can bend her over and then give her a series of knee smashes to both tits, and then as Monica is still bent over Kris hooks both of her arms through Monica’s arms and then she lifts her up, turns around, and SPLATTERS Monica’s back into the mat to complete a devastating butterfly suplex. Erica stands on the ring apron and hopes that she even gets a chance to enter the fight and destroy these two pathetic jobbers, while Robyn wryly smirks at her from across the ring. Kris drops down and covers Monica, but the hurting millionaire manages to kick out at two. Kris doesn’t even blink at this though as she just grabs Monica’s thick, dark hair again and then pulls her up to her feet so that she can scoop her body up and then SLAM her down to the mat. Kris then drops an elbow, and goes for another cover but Monica manages to escape at two again. Kris picks Monica up yet again and leads her over to her corner by the hair. Kris has some misgivings about tagging in Robyn since the diminutive cutie has literally only mounted about 47 seconds of offense in her entire wrestling career, but she knows that Kerstin’s half sister badly wants to get in some licks of her own. So Robyn gets tagged in while Kris holds Monica up by the hair, and she ascends the ropes, leaps off, and then NAILS Monica with an axe handle blow that drops her like a rock! That was probably the greatest offensive move that Robyn has ever landed, and the fans show their appreciation by giving her a standing ovation. Robyn can’t let that get to her head though as he goes right to work by stomping on Monica and then dropping down and hammering her with angry punches. After Robyn is satisfied she stands up, spits on the UWWL owner, and then tags Kris back in. The fans are amazed at Robyn’s rare success and they continue to cheer her after she leaves the ring.

When Kris goes back in, she has a foreboding look on her gorgeous face indicating that she is determined to hurt, humiliate and then defeat Monica to complete her sweet revenge. Kris lifts up Monica’s ankles and spreads her legs. The fans get their cameras ready, as Kris STOMPS her heel hard right into Monica’s pussy – making her howl out in pain from the crotch crushing blow. Kris doesn’t stop there though as she hammers Monica with several more heel smashes to the cunt, and the fans are going WILD while the camera flashes continue to immortalize the millionaire’s punishment. Kris then gets ready to monkey flip Monica, and she positions herself so that she falls back and sends Monica crashing into a neutral corner between Robyn and Erica. Kris gets up and then runs in from behind to deliver a huge knee smash to Monica’s back, and then she spins her around for some humiliation. Kris yells out to the crowd, “Do you want to see this bitch’s tits?!” and the fans obviously roar in the affirmative. Kris makes their wishes come true by grabbing Monica’s purple top and then slowly R I P P I N G it off to expose Monica’s luscious boobs! Now the camera flashes REALLY go off, and the lights from the club ceiling glisten on the sweat of Monica’s almost perfect, rich girl tits. Kris can’t resist using Monica’s mammaries like two speed bags as she unleashes a torrent of blows that make the boss just moan out from each blow with her eyes closed and her face in an expression of pain as she is pummeled helplessly in the corner.

Kris decides to soften her up a little more before finishing her off with the Snakebite, so she Irish whips Monica across the ring to make her back crash into the opposite set of neutral turnbuckles. Kris runs in and then LEAPS through the air with the intention of landing a shoulder blow into Monica (the “Stinger Splash”) but the boss astutely gets out of the way… and Kris mashes her own face into the turnbuckles after the miss! Kris is dazed, and a topless and exhausted Monica slowly crawls over toward her corner. Kris holds her face with her right palm, but then she realizes that Monica is about to do the unthinkable, so she actually leaps through the air to grab for Monica’s legs. However, at the last second Monica leaps herself and manages to TAG in the princess of darkness! Oh no! The fans are stunned at this development, and fans in Underworld t shirts are practically licking their chops at the delicious jobber destruction that they are surely about to witness. After being tagged in Erica just remains on the ring apron for several seconds to soak it in, build the tension, and make intimidating eye contact at Kris with a sardonic smirk on her beautiful yet evil face. To her credit, though, the blonde California beauty doesn’t waver and actually makes a “come here” gesture with her hands. Erica steps into a UWWL ring for the first time since she was butchered by She-Devil in the triple threat match, and her rust shows as Kris traps her in a drop toe hold and takes her to the ground, then drops an elbow across Erica’s back, picks her up by the hair, and kicks her in the gut a few times to knock the wind out of her. Erica yelps from the surprising belly blows, and she is taken aback by the speed and fury of Kris’s attack. Meanwhile, Monica stands on the ring apron shamefully covering her naked boobs with her arms.

Kris shoves Erica into the ropes, runs in and elbows her in the kisser, and then tosses Erica into the ropes on the other side of the ring. Kris bounces into the ropes herself, and prepares to land her finishing move right away before Erica can pick up steam so she runs, and leaps hoping to connect with Erica when she bounces back… but Erica smartly knows what’s coming so she grabs the ropes to halt herself and Kris just meets nothing but air! The California beauty misses the Snakebite and crash lands hard, clutching her body and grimacing in pain after the impact. A smiling Erica then reaches down to grab Kris’s hair and says, “Nice try, bitch” while pulling her up to her feet by the long blonde locks. Erica drapes the good girl’s arms over the top rope, says, “You are now… MINE” and then HAMMERS her in the magazine cover face with a huge blow that has months of frustration and injury rehab pent up behind it. Erica, with a sneer of derision, continues to pound away on Kris – bruising up her face, softening up her tits, and then slugging her in the stomach. Erica then turns around and uses Kris’s gorgeous blonde hair to snap mare her over her shoulder and slam her back into the mat. Erica then drops an elbow smash across her foe, and then gets up to her knees and hammers her in the head a few more times. Next, Erica grabs a dazed Kris’s hair and pulls her up to her feet before leading her over to the bad girl corner. Erica puts Kris in a full nelson right in front of Monica, and the league owner takes the opportunity to SLAP Kris across the face… and then she starts to tug on her snakeskin bikini top! Monica yanks on Kris’s top… until she pulls it off to bare her sweaty tits! Fans go wild upon seeing one of the hottest sets of tits you’ll ever set your eyes on, and Kris gasps in humiliation before Monica slaps her again and then tosses the bikini top into the crowd.

Erica releases the full nelson, bodyslams Kris, and then tags in Monica to let her have some fun. Monica rushes into the ring, stomps on Kris several times, leans down and punches her a few times, and then rushes back over to tag Erica back in. The princess of darkness re-enters the ring with a grin as she plans on enjoying this slaughter to the fullest. Eric scoops Kris back up, twists her arm, pushes her body away and then pulls her back to NAIL her with a short arm clothesline. Erica then lifts her up again and puts her in a headlock – setting her up for her finishing move, the bulldog. Robyn can’t bear to watch as Erica runs across the ring with Kris in tow and then MASHES her gorgeous face into the mat. Erica rolls Kris over for the pin, and the referee drops down… but Erica pulls her up by the hair after a two count! Erica pulls Kris up again, puts her in a headlock, runs, and then SLAMS her face into the mat to complete a second bulldog, as fans of the good girls start to rain down the boos. Erica scoops up the California beauty again… and then gives her a third consecutive bulldog that splatters her pretty face into the grimy canvas. At this point Robyn is so angry that she just can’t take it anymore so she rushes in and attacks Erica, and actually stuns her a bit with some furious blows. The referee eventually manages to get in the middle and tells Robyn to get back to her corner, but while Robyn is arguing with the ref she gets blindsided with a huge blow from Erica that knocks her down. Next, Erica actually grabs Kris’s wrist and drags her over to Robyn – and Erica uses Kris’s wrist to TAG in Robyn against her will! Erica kicks Kris to make her roll under the bottom rope and then crash down to the concrete, and subsequently grabs Robyn by the hair and then drags her toward the middle of the ring while saying, “Come here, little bitch!”

Erica lifts the diminutive cutie over her head face up… and then extends her knee and DRIVES Robyn’s belly right into her outstretched knee to complete a devastating gut buster – OUCH! Erica can’t resist spanking Robyn a few times before shoving her off her knee. Erica then STOMPS Robyn in the sensitive belly, and grinds her foot in for a bit while Robyn writhes in pain. Erica reaches down, grabs Robyn’s skimpy bikini bottoms, and then pulls them off of her to bare her pussy – and then she tosses the skimpy bikini bottoms aside. Oh, and she just can’t resist painfully tearing out a few clumps of Robyn’s dark bush hair, as poor Robyn yelps after each clump is ripped out. The princess of darkness subsequently picks Robyn up and then slings her into the ropes. When she returns Erica viciously BURIES her right fist directly into Robyn’s belly full force, making her double over and start to cough and wretch from the huge belly blow. Erica then picks her up again… and then drapes her upside down in the heel corner! Robyn has her ankles secured under the top turnbuckle and she is dangling upside down completely exposed and helpless. Monica drops down to the concrete floor, unties Robyn’s skimpy bikini top, and then slithers it off to make her fully nude… yet again. Erica takes the opportunity to kick Robyn in her now bare tits, while Monica grabs Robyn’s hair and PULLS back on it to bend her body around the turnbuckles and make her belly stick out a bit. After the titty punishment, Erica then targets Robyn’s fully exposed weak spot with crushing blows to the gut that make Robyn’s entire body shudder from the impact. Erica just stands there methodically pounding on Robyn’s belly – taking her time and loving every second of it as Robyn moans from each vicious blow. Eventually, Erica tags in Monica and then the two of them switch places. Erica goes down to the floor, grabs Robyn’s hair, and starts yanking back on it while Monica blasts her in the belly while occasionally socking her on the twat or blasting her in the tits.

Monica eventually tags Erica back in and Erica decides to get Kris involved in the fun. She goes outside of the ring around to where Kris is recovering from the three bulldogs that she suffered earlier, stomps on her a few times, and then Erica rolls the topless blonde beauty into the ring only to slither in right after her. Both Monica and Erica then pick up Kris, and… oh no, it looks like they are going to use her as a human battering ram! They hoist Kris up by the hair and the waist band of her tights, and they point her pretty head right at Robyn’s belly in the corner. Monica and Erica look at each other and start to count, “One… two… three… GO!” and then they run in and SLAM Kris’s head right into Robyn’s belly! Underworld fans are going NUTS – how humiliating! Erica and Monica back up and use Kris as a battering ram to Robyn’s beleaguered belly again… and again… and again as Robyn’s body shakes after each blow from the head of her tag team partner. Finally, after slamming Kris into Robyn seven consecutive times they lift Kris up and then drop her so that her face lands right onto Robyn’ sweaty pussy, and they just fucking RUB her face into Robyn’s cunt for some added humiliation before tossing her down to the concrete floor like a piece of garbage. And then the bad girls just go to fucking town on Robyn’s belly with shrieking, rapid fire blows until her tummy is visibly bruised up.

Finally, after Robyn has been upside down in the corner getting pummeled for several minutes, the Underworld leader releases the beleaguered jobber’s ankles and makes her crash down to the mat. Robyn looks totally out of it as she has been beaten senseless. Erica scoops Robyn up by the hair and then gets behind her, clasps her hands right across Robyn’s belly, and then gives her a reverse bear hug such that she lifts her off the mat while SQUEEZING her belly! Oh my, Robyn writhes like a fish and moans out as Erica squeezes her tummy as hard as she can. However, Erica doesn’t want her to submit so she extends her right knee and then gives her a cunt crushing atomic drop by SLAMMING Robyn’s bare vagina right into her knee – OUCH! Robyn’s face goes ashen from the pain, and Erica just unceremoniously shoves her off her knee. Monica wants to have the pleasure of getting the pin, so Erica tags her in and then both Erica and Monica grab Robyn, hoist her up over their heads while extending both of their knees, and then they drop her down to give her a double gut buster to her badly bruised up belly that completely knocks the wind out of the valiant yet beaten up heroine. Monica rolls Robyn onto her back, and then grabs her ankles and folds her up like a sandwich for a humiliating pin as the referee drops down to give a slow three count – one… … … two… … … THREE. The bell rings, and Channing takes her microphone to announce her best friend as the victor. Poor Robyn and Kris got screwed out of revenge yet again.

Of course, the ordeal for the two jobbers is only just beginning. Dheera, Molly, and Karen emerge from the curtain… pushing two luggage carts, with The Cheerleaders naked, hogtied, and ball gagged with vibrating torture dildos shoved up their cunts! The fans gasp as they see this. Kayla and Michelle get parked near ringside and then the Underworld gets to work at what they do best – torture and humiliate good girls. It takes every ounce of Brandi’s willpower for her to keep her headset on and keep calling the play by play for the pay-per-view audience as she doesn’t want to miss out on the fun that her friends are having. Erica retrieves her kendo stick and goes into the ring and holds one end of the kendo stick while Molly holds the other like it’s going to be used for limbo. However, Karen grabs Kris and then takes off her snakeskin bikini bottoms before ripping open her tights while Dheera grabs Robyn, and then they hoist the two of them up, position their cunts right over the stick, and then DROP their bare cunts right across the kendo stick – OUCH! Both Robyn and Kris have their mouths open in expressions of pure agony as the stick rides up their pussies. They both then get knocked to the mat and they both have their legs spread wide. Erica then first starts to WHAP the kendo stick into Robyn’s cunt while Molly stomps on Kris’s pussy. The good girls just writhe and cry out as their sore cunts get hammered. After a minute or so Eric and Molly switch places so that it’s now Kris’s turn to have her cunt whapped with the kendo stick while Robyn has her pussy stomped to oblivion by Molly.

Now it’s time for the inevitable. Karen and Dheera shove two torture tables into the ring, and Robyn gets secured on one in front of Erica while Kris gets secured on one in front of Molly. Robyn and Kris are helpless with their legs spread wide and their crotches fully exposed. Erica takes her Pear of Anguish and hoists it over her head to rile up the crowd, while Molly does the same with her new favorite toy. Erica and Molly clink the two pears together as if they are saying “cheers” with champagne glasses and then Erica SHOVES her pear into Robyn’s cunt while Molly shoves hers into Kris’s pussy! The two good girls have their faces contort in agony, and they contort even more as the bad girls start to slowly expand the cruel torture devices inside of their vaginas. This is the first time in years that Kris has felt The Pear and she is beside herself with agony. Camera flashes go off all over the club as not one but two jobbers feel the wrath of the worst torture device in women’s professional wrestling – suffering together side by side. Erica and Molly take their time as always – expanding and contracting the devices, and pulling them out and shoving them back in again until they are fully satisfied (and the two good girls are on the verge of drifting off into unconsciousness). Finally, The Cheerleaders get pushed back up the aisle while Robyn gets slung over Erica’s shoulder and Kris gets slung over Molly’s shoulder. The four beaten and tormented good girls get taken to Erica’s truck, where they will then be taken to Erica’s diabolical torture dungeon as honored guests. As usual Monica sends a camera crew so that the festivities can be recorded for the CuntClash 3 DVD release.

The message that Erica and the others just sent is loud and clear - The Underworld is BACK.

-Intermission-

Stay tuned for the second half of CuntClash 3, when members of Angelfire will battle members of The Hellcats with championship gold on the line for the first time in years, and then Rebecca will fight for her title, her friends, and her hair in the epic main event as the pay-per-view continues in “Last Woman Standing, Part 2”…