The UWWL World Tour, Part 1: North America
by DG
About 7 months have passed since Rebecca and her teammates were pulled from a dumpster by their men after enduring three days of torment and degradation in Hell. Although they are now fully recovered from a physical standpoint, the five members of The Superpowers who spent those three terrible days in She-Devil’s torture dungeon have not wrestled since then because they aren’t psychologically ready to step back into a wrestling ring after such a terrible experience. Meanwhile, She-Devil has been utterly dominating the Underground Women’s Wrestling League with successful title defense after successful title defense, and she appears to be unstoppable right now. Jennifer Sanderson’s most recent title defense was perhaps her most prominent statement as she went up against the dangerous heel Vicky in a “falls count anywhere” match as the main event of this year’s BitchBrawl. Vicky has a history of utterly destroying jobbers like ‘Lil Peaches and her partner Candie Kreme, but she met her match against Jennifer, who decided to use Vicky as an example to all other top contenders for her title. After giving the long blonde haired Vicky (who wrestles in a simple one piece black leotard with matching boots) a Hellspike onto the concrete floor, She-Devil then set up a table over by the bar and smashed bottles of alcohol onto it to cover the table in broken glass. Jennifer then power bombed Vicky from the top of the bar right onto the broken glass and through the table. After pinning her bloody, battered body in the table wreckage with one foot, the rest of The Inferno came out from the back and gave poor Vicky an epic, sickening beatdown until they were sure that her career was finished. That’s right – She-Devil and The Inferno ended the career of one of the top heels in the league just to show everyone that they rule the UWWL.
Speaking of Jennifer’s heel stable, Jenna the former stripper has been improving as a wrestler while the newest member of the stable, She-Devil’s friend Olivia, is still undefeated as she looks almost as intimidating as the world champion in the ring. The Cowgirls took a long time to recover from the backstage beatdown they received from Heidi, Alyssa, and a few other babyfaces when Joanne had her ribs broken and Emily had her right hand broken (among other injuries), but they are now ready to get back to action. The sexy country girls have tag team champions Becky and Jackie from the good girl Angelfire stable firmly in their crosshairs, and they still have their money in the bank championship contract from War Games 4 tucked away for a rainy day. Olivia recently wrestled Heidi the beach babe to get revenge for that brutal assault on The Cowgirls, and Olivia pummeled the cute blonde Heidi viciously before finishing her off with four consecutive Rock Bottoms facing each side of the ring. It took Becky, Jackie, and other good girls to come out and save Heidi from being ass raped with a red, studded dildo that Olivia strapped on after the beating.
Regarding Angelfire, Becky and Jackie have managed to hang onto the tag team belts and put together a highly impressive championship reign despite some very tough competition in a climate in which the UWWL bad girls have most of the momentum after the good girls were devastated at CuntClash 3. They recently escaped a two out of three falls match against The Biker Chix by the skin of their teeth when Jackie was able to roll up Aleta and get a quick, stunning pin after being dominated for the entire second and third falls (The Biker Chix absolutely pounded Jackie in the second fall and pinned her, and then toyed with her during the third fall until her valiant comeback).
As for The Superpowers, the only active member during this difficult time for the babyfaces has been the beautiful brunette Jen. Ever since she recovered from the arm injury that she suffered when she was kidnapped, tortured, and brutalized by The Inferno she has been like a woman on a mission with victory after sensational victory – including an incendiary, dominant win over Jenna from The Inferno (after which Jen raced to the safety of the good girl dressing room to avoid the inevitable post-match attack from the powerful heel stable).
So what about the other two heel stables, The Hellcats and The Underworld? Both stables have left a wake of battered babyfaces behind them over the past few months but championship gold continues to elude them. Erica made quite a statement upon her return by tormenting and humiliating Robyn, Kris, and The Cheerleaders in her ominous basement at the same time that The Superpowers were getting theirs in Hell - as the two heels were essentially having a torture competition with one another. UWWL fans have been debating endlessly since then about whether Erica or She-Devil came up with the most sadistic punishments, and it’s one of those debates that will likely never be resolved.
And that brings us to the present. Right now the Underground Women’s Wrestling League is more popular than it has ever been, and precious tickets for every live event sell out within minutes. The league has evolved from a word of mouth “best kept secret” with matches in smoky, dingy bars around town to having pay per views that are seen by hundreds of thousands of fans all over the world. Tickets to see UWWL live shows have become so difficult to come by that fans have started complaining to Monica, and so the gorgeous millionaire decides to expand the combat arena at the UWWL club in order to accommodate more fans. She bought the property next store, which was an old, abandoned factory, and she will knock the wall down to expand the ring area. She will also have a second level built with balcony seating. It is a major construction project that will take at least several months, and Monica definitely does not want to stop the fights for that long given the momentum and popularity that the league has right now; she also does not want to go backwards by only having small scale fights in bars around town (although die-hard fans would love to see fights in a more intimate venue like the old days). Thus, Monica decides to take the show on the road for the very first time ever and she plans the initial UWWL World Tour – a 25 date romp around the globe in which she will showcase the beauty and athleticism of her superstars to international fans who have wanted to see them in person for years.
When this news breaks the UWWL universe lights up like a Christmas tree and the lucky fans in the 24 cities that will be visited on the tour (as there will be two shows in Tokyo) get ready to buy the precious tickets. Another piece of news that Monica renders is that there will be a show once every few days (with shows occurring closer together in Japan, and a few Japanese shows will even take place on consecutive nights) and the main event of each show will alternate between a world title defense, kicked off by She-Devil defending the world title against the Italian heel Dina on the second show of the tour, with one match in a best of 13 series between Erica and Rebecca. Fans have been clamoring for a rematch between the two top superstars since their legendary Hell in a Cell match over 2 years ago, and now they will get their wish. Rebecca has not wrestled since she lost her title and had her head shaved at CuntClash 3 seven months ago, but she is in great shape, her golden hair has grown back enough such that it’s short, stylish, and grabbable, and she is desperate to get back into the ring and compete again to leave the memories of Hell behind her. One rule in the series is that any fighter who wins two matches in a row can choose the type of match for the next fight. For example, if one wrestler wins two consecutive matches then she can pick a steel cage match, a hard core match, or anything else that she wants for the next contest. Finally, both main event types will take place on the final night of the tour – which will be a massive pay-per-view called Tokyo Torment. However, fans all over the world can watch every show on the tour streamed live over the Internet for a fee. The itinerary for the tour will be as follows:
Show #1: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #1
Show #2: Toronto, Ontario, Canada; Main Event = She-Devil vs. Dina for the world title
Show #3: Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #2
Show #4: San Juan, Puerto Rico; Main Event = world title defense
Show #5: Mexico City, Mexico; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #3
Show #6: Sao Paulo, Brazil; Main Event = world title defense
Show #7: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #4
Show #8: London, England; Main Event = world title defense
Show #9: Paris, France; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #5
Show #10: Barcelona, Spain; Main Event = world title defense
Show #11: Amsterdam, Netherlands; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca match #6
Show #12: Munich, Germany; Main Event = world title defense
Show #13: Milan, Italy; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #7
Show #14: Athens, Greece; Main Event = world title defense
Show #15: New Delhi, India; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #8
Show #16: Kolkata, India; Main Event = world title defense
Show #17: Chennai, India; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #9
Show #18: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia; Main Event = world title defense
Show #19: Tokyo, Japan (1st of 2 shows); Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #10
UWWL autograph signing in Tokyo
Show #20: Nagoya, Japan; Main Event = world title defense
Show #21: Kyoto, Japan; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #11
Show #22: Osaka, Japan; Main Event = world title defense
Show #23: Seoul, South Korea; Main Event = Erica vs. Rebecca Match #12
Show #24: Yokohama, Japan; Main Event = world title defense
Show #25: Tokyo Torment Pay-Per-View; Double Main Event = world title defense followed by Erica vs. Rebecca Match #13.
Needless to say, women’s wrestling fans are buzzing upon seeing this itinerary. Every single active UWWL wrestler will go on the tour, although a question is how many of them will last until the end? UWWL matches typically take place once a week, but on this tour the fighters will have to wrestle a few times per week and the wear and tear on their bodies might take a toll. Another question is whether She-Devil will be able to defend the world title thirteen times over the course of the tour, as the fatigue from so many title defenses may catch up to her… but if anyone can hang onto the title through all of that, it’s the dominant leader of The Inferno.
The wrestlers gather at the airport to catch their private plane to Vancouver, and they make their tearful goodbyes to spouses, partners, and families. Rebecca hugs her daughter Stephanie really tight, and takes a long look at her because she knows that she will be bigger by the time she returns home from the long and arduous tour. Rebecca can’t hold back tears as she turns around and goes through security, and her daughter and husband stay within her view as long as possible. Erica gives her fiancé a long, deep, passionate kiss before going through the security checkpoint to go to the gate, and after he is out of sight she looks at the glittering diamond ring on her finger and wipes tears away from her cheeks. Her wedding plans have to be delayed because of this tour, so the wedding will take place several months after its conclusion. As for the young, beautiful world champion, she is fucking her boyfriend (the UWWL bartender) in a janitor’s closet one last time before taking off. When they fuck SHE fucks HIM, not the other way around, and she fucks him the same way she does most things in life – confidently and aggressively.
The one person who is not separated from a significant other on this trip is the lovely Jen Newman, who invited her boyfriend along on the tour because he is between jobs and has the free time and savings to tag along. He is a high level, very successful web designer so he can afford to go around the world to watch his beautiful brunette girlfriend kick some ass. Monica reluctantly lets him come on the tour as long as he handles most of his expenses.
And so the gorgeous women of the Underground Women’s Wrestling League board the plane to Vancouver, and Monica makes the good girls sit on the right side of the plane (if you’re facing forward) while she makes the bad girls sit on the left side of the plane, in order to minimize the chances of any tussles taking place on the flight. You can rest assured though that you can feel the palpable hatred in the air across that aisle, and there are many dirty looks exchanged as these women have made each other’s lives miserable for years. Monica and Channing naturally sit up in first class, and they have a rule that the current world champion and the current tag team champions will have the luxury of sitting in first class during all of the flights that will take place on this tour. Thus, Becky and Jackie sit next to each other with She-Devil and the sexy redheaded UWWL time keeper sitting across the aisle from them. There is no love lost between Angelfire and The Inferno so there are some icy glances across the aisle in first class as well.
After a while, She-Devil decides to get up, go into the coach section to see how her Inferno teammates are doing, and then use the restroom at the rear of the plane. However, Rebecca just used the restroom and is returning to her seat so the two have to pass each other in the narrow aisle. Of course, the world champion can’t resist ramming into Rebecca with her shoulder and then saying, “Out of my way, you soccer mom CUNT!” Rebecca is not one to back down so she shoves She-Devil right back and says, “You know… my daughter isn’t even old enough to play soccer yet.” Jennifer responds to this by saying, “You don’t have to have a kid playing soccer to be a soccer mom – you just have to be fucking LAME!” and Rebecca replies by saying, “Fuck you, witch!” and then shoves Jennifer hard. She-Devil slugs the former champ, and Rebecca slugs her right back! At this point the animosity between the two sides of the plane bubbles to the surface and the heels and faces start cheering their leaders on while shouting at one another – fully prepared to leap across the aisle to attack their enemies. The coach section of the plane devolves into complete chaos… until Monica sticks her head through the curtain from first class and says, “Hey! …HEY!! We’re all adults on this plane so start fucking acting like it! If there are any more shenanigans like this on ANY of the flights on this tour, then the offending parties will be suspended and will have their pay DOCKED. Is that clear?” She-Devil and Rebecca stop exchanging blows and the fighters on the two sides of the plane simmer down, but the two powerful wrestlers who had an epic Last Woman Standing match 7 months ago just stare into each other’s eyes while breathing heavily, as a tense silence pervades the plane. Monica then repeats herself, “I said IS THAT CLEAR?!” Jennifer then turns to her and says, “Yeah, it’s clear.” She-Devil then can’t resist saying to Rebecca, “You should have never come back. I’m not finished with you, bitch. If there’s anything left of you after your series with Erica, then I will finish what she started.” Jennifer then turns to go back to first class. The former champion gets in a parting shot, however, and pushes Jennifer’s buttons by softly chanting, “You tapped out… you tapped out…” and that makes She-Devil instantly leap at Rebecca and put her hands around her throat! Monica then says, “HEY!” again and the two rivals calm down. She-Devil goes to restroom and Rebecca goes back to her seat, causing the tension to subside… for now.
The plane eventually touches down in Vancouver and the wrestlers check into the fancy hotel where they’ll be staying. Danielle, Jen, and Jen’s boyfriend will be roommates on the tour, as will Rebecca and Lauren and then Susan and Anjou. All of them check into their rooms and then go to a nice restaurant as the first show won’t be until tomorrow night. Rebecca is glad to be surrounded by friends, as the psychological wounds from their experience in Hell are still there yet slowly fading (although they will never completely go away), but she terribly misses her family already and she texts her husband throughout the evening. One note about the dynamics among the Superpowers is that Danielle has been a completely different person ever since she was tortured in Hell; it seems like she took it worse than the others. She has been very somber and melancholy ever since, whereas she used to be a fun loving person with a good sense of humor. Rebecca has tried repeatedly to snap her out of it, but to no avail. Danielle will be visiting her family in her home town of Toronto in a few days so that might break her out of her funk.
Show #1: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
The UWWL wrestlers are used to fighting in the club at home or in dank, cramped bars around town. The venues that they will be fighting in on this tour are much larger (especially the huge arena where Tokyo Torment will take place) so when they walk in with their gear slung over their shoulders they collectively take it all in. This is the big time.
When the opening bell rings, the Canadian fans (with many of them wearing Canucks jerseys) go nuts to show their appreciation for finally seeing the UWWL in person. Monica decides to start the tour off by showcasing one of the two dominant and undefeated new heels, Olivia of The Inferno. Through interviews and articles over the past several months fans have learned some details about Olivia’s personality and background (in addition to what they already knew about Olivia’s military background and her friendship with She-Devil), and those details are as follows. When she was growing up Olivia had an overbearing, controlling mother who was critical of Olivia’s weight and other aspects of her appearance. Olivia has been a great athlete her entire life, but her mother never praised her daughter’s successes – she only pointed out her mistakes and criticized what she did wrong during the rare times when she lost at something. As a result, Olivia has become a perfectionist with some symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Even though Olivia is a gorgeous woman with a near perfect body she has body image concerns and she struggled with an eating disorder during her teenage years (which she thankfully recovered from). Because of her obsession with body image she has developed a hatred of other attractive females to the point in which she is now addicted to the pain and suffering of other women – especially sweet, beautiful women like the UWWL good girls.
Monica matches the powerful and athletic young brunette up against The Ballerina, who is pretty much the only babyface jobber who Olivia hasn’t destroyed yet. Olivia wrestles in a camouflage bikini and boots with red fishnet tights, and as you might imagine The Ballerina (who has gorgeous raven colored hair) wrestles in her pink ballet outfit, pink tutu, pink ballet slippers, and white tights. The Ballerina (also known by her real name Staci) was destroyed and humiliated at Total Domination 2 just like all of the other participants, and she has only recently been able to step back into a wrestling ring. However, in her absence she decided to hone and add to her natural athletic ability by training with some of the top babyfaces such as Becky and Marika. Staci is a great athlete, but she just didn’t have the killer instinct and aggressiveness of a professional wrestler. After the bell rings it becomes obvious that she has improved over the last several months, and she stuns the undefeated member of The Inferno by nailing her with some flying kicks and other impressive, athletic moves. However, Olivia is just too tough and too powerful and she eventually catches The Ballerina in a mistake and then splatters her into the mat with a vicious choke slam. From that point on a furious Olivia, who was expecting this match to be a cakewalk, takes over and utterly slaughters the beautiful dancer. After stripping off her tutu and leotard and then pounding Staci’s pussy into mush, she finishes her off with the Rock Bottom and then pins her with her big tits stuffed into Staci’s pretty face. After the bell, Olivia wants to make The Ballerina pay for showing her up earlier so she wraps her tutu around her throat, brings a chain down from the ceiling, and then hoists her up by the throat and HANGS her with her own tutu! As poor Staci dangles with the tutu around her throat in only her white tights with her impressive tits on display, Olivia decides to take out a red Inferno cattle prod and zap her all over as her dangling body jiggles from the electrocution. Olivia then dumps her down to the ground and leads her on all fours back down the aisle using the tutu as a leash – taking her back to the heel dressing room so that the Inferno can feast on their first victim of the tour (but certainly not the last). And so the tour kicks off in typical UWWL fashion with a display of brutality and humiliation. Some more highlights from the Vancouver show are as follows:
-Michelle (of The Cheerleaders) vs. Tara: Like the other babyfaces who took a long hiatus after enduring horrors in the torture dungeons after CuntClash 3, this is Michelle’s first match back since then. The sexy and athletic brunette Michelle (who wrestles in a silver cheerleader outfit with shiny spandex tights) and the brown haired heel Tara (who wrestles in a red bikini with black pantyhose) have a long, back and forth match that is very even. Michelle is hesitant at first because it’s her first match in a long time and Tara takes advantage, but Michelle uses her athletic ability to wear down Tara and eventually pins her after a sensational flying head scissors; a rare victory for the lovely cheerleader, and yet another tick in the loss column for the hapless Tara.
-The Hooters Girls vs. The Naughty Nurse in a 2 on 1 handicapped match: The Naughty Nurse made her UWWL debut against the blonde Hooters girl, and it was blondie’s worst experience since Total Domination 1. Eva gave her defeated opponent a brutal, sadistic medical exam on an examination table in the middle of the ring (including injecting some type of pain-inducing substance into her arm with a syringe), and the blonde Hooters girl was so traumatized by it that she ended up going to see a psychotherapist as she has been terrified of medical exams ever since. The Hooters Girls know that they are no match for the vicious heel one on one, but they challenged Eva to a handicapped match in order to get revenge for the trauma suffered by the sexy blonde waitress. As you might imagine The Naughty Nurse gladly accepted the challenge and signed the match contract with a wide smirk on her face, already fantasizing about what to do to these two bimbos.
The two sexy waitresses come down to the ring in their usual white t-shirts, bright orange shorts, shiny suntan pantyhose, and white socks and sneakers. The Canadian fans love them and the Hooters girls pose for pictures and so forth as they make their way to the squared circle. After they get into the ring the brunette Hooters girl reassures her partner and says, “We’ll get her.” The Naughty Nurse then comes down to the ring to her instrumental theme song; she wrestles in a skimpy white bikini with red circles with white crosses in the middle on her tits and crotch as well as on her ass and her white wrestling boots. She also wears white thigh high stockings with the same red and white cross pattern at the top. Eva brings a large medical kit with her, and she knows that there are two medical exam tables stored beneath the ring for the post match festivities when she wins (as she doesn’t even consider the possibility of losing to these two pathetic sluts).
The bell rings, and even though only one teammate is allowed in the ring at a time both angry Hooters girls bum rush The Naughty Nurse and get in some rare offense by kicking her, punching her, and then tossing her into the ropes and hammering her with a double elbow. The blonde Hooters girl, who is desperate for revenge, then stays in the ring while her sexy brunette partner goes out to the ring apron to cheer her best friend on. Her cheers quickly turn to winces, however, as The Naughty Nurse turns the tide and gleefully punishes the blonde waitress severely. At one point Eva picks up the blonde Hooters girl and drops her throat across the top rope to slingshot her back to the mat, and then she uses the opportunity to go over to her brunette partner, grab her hair, and then snap her head down with her throat across the top rope to slingshot her off of the ring apron – making the back of her head crash into the steel railing as the fans collectively cringe. Naughty Nurse then turns her attention back to poor blondie and, after landing a few more high impact moves including a gut wrench suplex, she slings her into the ropes and then catches her in the sleeper hold (Eva’s finishing move). The Naughty Nurse knocks out the blonde Hooters girl with the sleeper hold but refuses to let the referee ring the bell just yet. Eva’s latest victim lies on the mat unconscious and The Naughty Nurse decides to take off her sneakers, her socks, her orange shorts, and then her t-shirt to leave her in nothing but her Hooters pantyhose.
The Naughty Nurse then goes outside of the ring to retrieve the other slut, picks her up by the gorgeous, slightly curly dark hair as the Hooters girl clutches her head with a grimace of pain on her face, and then HAMMERS her pretty face right into the ring apron before grabbing the waist band of her shorts and rolling her into the ring. Now it’s the brunette’s turn to get slung into the ropes and then caught in the sleeper hold, as she slowly drifts off to la la land and then falls unconscious right beside her knocked out partner. Naughty Nurse also strips the brunette Hooters girl down to her pantyhose and then she puts one knee across each of the beaten bimbos for a humiliating double pin – 1, 2, and then 3. The bell rings. Of course, Eva’s post-match medical exams are what the fans really want to see, and The Naughty Nurse plans to oblige them by sliding both medical exam tables into the ring an then binding both Hooters girls to the tables. The Naughty Nurse puts on two latex gloves, ominously snapping each one at the wrist, and then she takes out a cruel, spiky Wartenberg wheel and runs it all along their bodies, concentrating on their nipples and then their cunts through their pantyhose. Eva then rips open the crotch area of their pantyhose for both girls, and then she runs the spiky wheel across their clits and labia – as the pain brings them back to consciousness. For the blonde Hooters girl, finding herself bound to a medical exam table and at the mercy of The Naughty Nurse is literally like a nightmare.
Next, Eva takes out two harsh metal speculums, inserts them into their cunts (as the poor Hooters girls look on in horror with wide open eyes) and then painfully spreads their vaginas open. The Naughty Nurse then decides to perform a pap test on each of the two bitches – only this time she will make sure that the procedures are exquisitely painful rather than gentle like an ethical doctor would. Thus, she takes out an endocervical brush with extremely (and I mean EXTREMELY) coarse steel wool-like bristles and she slowly and menacingly takes the brush and shoves it deep, DEEP into the vagina of the brunette Hooters girl as she whimpers. She wants the blonde Hooters girl to suffer from anticipation. Eva takes the brush and roughly just WORKS it inside of the brunette’s cunt, rubbing it all around the inside of her vagina until she reaches her cervix – and then she presses those harsh bristles into her cervix HARD until she completes the pap test. The brunette Hooters girl is shaking and yelling out in anguish as her cervix gets scraped. Next, Eva moves onto the blonde with a huge grin on her face as the blonde pleads with her to have mercy. Of course, The Naughty Nurse doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “mercy” so she shoves the endocervical brush deep into her cunt and then works away at her cervix as the blonde Hooters girl gasps and says, “my God… … my God…” over and over again. Finally, Eva unbinds the two losers, who are shaking and softly crying from the horrors they just experienced, removes the speculums, and tosses them out to the floor. She then puts them face down on a gurney with their butts sticking up, she rips open the backs of their pantyhose, and then she takes out… two enemas! She inserts the enemas into each of their asses and then starts using them as the beaten good girls whimper, and then she wheels the two Hooters girls back to the dressing room with their enema enduring butts sticking up so that she can have more fun with them in the dressing room by practicing some more brutal medical procedures. It’s the opening night of the tour, but after torture like this the Hooters girls may be out of commission until Europe or even Asia.
And, of course, the main event…
-Erica vs. Rebecca, Match #1: These two superstars have waited almost three years to get their hands on each other in the ring again, and so the match starts off with a furious pace fueled by years of abject hatred as the fighters exchange attacks with no consideration for defense or personal safety whatsoever. Fans scream for blood and the venue is complete pandemonium as the hated rivals try to destroy each other with a back and forth series of vicious blows and power moves. However, things calm down after about 5 minutes as the wrestlers realize they need to conserve their energy since they will be facing each other 13 times on this tour. At this point Rebecca and Erica circle each other with their eyes locked in assertive looks of animosity, feeling each other out and looking for some kind of psychological advantage. They lock up with a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring, and it’s as if the match starts anew. Rebecca has been desperate for revenge ever since Erica took (some would say stole) her title in the Hell in a Cell match at CuntClash 1, and then after the match Rebecca was impaled on a dildo and then tortured for hours. Erica injured Rebecca’s best friend Danielle and her friends were brutally destroyed in the cage match at War Games 3 while Rebecca watched helplessly from home and then Rebecca’s teammates were subsequently humiliated and tortured by The Underworld. This is also Rebecca’s first match back after being tortured in Hell so she has been chomping at the bit to get back in the ring again. All of this fuels Rebecca’s inner fire and she uses it to her advantage as she hip tosses Erica across the ring and then proceeds to put on a wrestling clinic with brilliantly executed move after brilliantly executed move, as Erica barely escapes at two after some near falls.
Erica turns the tide again several minutes later by reversing an Irish whip and then nailing Rebecca with a clothesline, but Rebecca has succeed in making this a wrestling match rather than a brawl. Throughout this series it will be crucial for each fighter to dictate the pace while wrestling her style of match. Erica does not want to get involved in a wrestling match, while Rebecca does not want to get involved in a brawl with dirty tactics. This match has a 45 minute time limit, and the two legends pound on each other and exchange wrestling moves and barely escaped submission holds as the fans are mesmerized by two superstars at the top of their game. At the 42nd minute of the fight an exhausted and sweat drenched Erica has a very sweaty Rebecca draped over the ropes and she is pounding on her tits and slugging her in the belly as Rebecca moans from each blow. Erica goes to fling Rebecca across the ring but the leader of the good girls reverses it and sends Erica racing into the ropes instead. Erica bounces back from the ropes, Rebecca grabs her in a bear hug, and then SLAMS the princess of darkness back to the mat to complete her signature belly-to-belly suplex. Rebecca hooks her leg hard while a tired Erica is dazed from the move and the referee counts: 1, 2, and then 3! The third tap came down just before Erica kicked out, and the referee calls for the bell to award the first match in the series to Rebecca – giving the good girl some modicum of revenge on this evil bitch who has done so much damage to the lives and well-being of herself, her family, and her friends. Erica is devastated by losing to her hated rival, and so she slams the mat and says, “SHIT!” while Rebecca has her arm raised in victory. Rebecca looks over at Erica and says, “Fuck you” to rub in her victory before going back to celebrate with her teammates. This is only the opening night of the tour, and things are just getting warmed up between these two.
Show #2: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
-Brandi vs. Danielle in a grudge match. A major match of interest tonight is the rivalry fight between Brandi from The Underworld (a former tag team champion as one half of The Stingers) and Danielle from The Superpowers in Danielle’s home town. Monica wants to showcase Danielle in her home country, and the athletic brunette easily defeated Rachel in Vancouver two nights ago. However, this will be her first real test since being broken with torture in Hell. Danielle has been a very different, negative, irritable person who has been distant with her teammates since then but her athletic ability remains intact. Tonight Danielle has a chance to defeat her hated arch rival in front of her friends and family (Danielle’s father, mother, and brother are sitting in the front row and other friends and relatives are scattered throughout the arena), and such a victory could snap her out of the dejection that she has been mired in for the past seven months. The beautiful Canadian good girl is also desperate to get revenge on Brandi for everything the Underworld did to her during and after War Games 3. Being tormented in Hell is fresher in Danielle’s mind, but the beating she took in that cage and the pain and humiliation she endured in Erica’s basement (including being gang banged until she was coated in come from head to toe) are things she will never forget or forgive. Danielle and Brandi have wrestled several times and the feud has been about even so far; each match has been a wild, vicious, bloodthirsty affair in which the two enemies have gone after each other like animals. Tonight will likely be no different.
Channing introduces the short blonde haired Brandi, who comes out wearing her usual black and yellow striped two piece leotard with matching boots and flesh colored tights, and she gets the most negative reception that she has ever received from wrestling fans. UWWL fans typically boo Brandi because of how mean and bitchy she is, but tonight she gets a wave of abject hatred from the crowd. The Canadian fans throw trash at her as she makes her way to the ring with her usual wry, bitchy smirk on her face. The fans notice that she has a gift wrapped present in one hand and a microphone in the other hand. Brandi enters the ring, and the booing for her does not subside. She puts the microphone up to her mouth and says, “Okay, hosers. I know that you’re all fat, bloated, and lazy from eating too many Tim Horton’s donuts – but you should all sit up and pay attention to what I’m about to say.” In response to this mockery the Canadian fans boo even louder. Brandi continues, “Now SHUT UP! I know that your precious home town heroine Danielle and I have had our differences over the years, but tonight I would like to extend an olive branch to her family sitting in the front row” (Danielle points at Danielle’s father, mother, and brother), and at this Brandi slides under the bottom rope and offers the rectangular gift wrapped present to Danielle’s father. Danielle’s dad, who has seen this blonde bitch make his daughter suffer terribly on several occasions, gives Brandi an “if looks could kill” type of dirty look but he reluctantly takes the present and starts to open it just to shut her up. He take the wrapping paper off, and then when he sees what it is his dirty glare at Brandi only intensifies while Danielle’s mother cups her right hand over her mouth and Danielle’s beloved brother starts yelling “Fuck you!” at Brandi and giving her the middle finger.
Brandi says, “I’d like the camera man here to zoom in on my thoughtful gift to show it on the screen so that everyone can see what it is…” The camera man (the very same camera man who filmed the night time suffering of The Superpowers in Hell and risked his job by giving them water and support) zooms in on the present and… oh no, it’s a framed, glossy picture of Danielle tied upside down naked in the war games cage with Brandi behind her pulling her pretty brown hair through the cage while she is pummeled by The Underworld – and the picture is autographed by Brandi! There is also a mocking note that says, “To the Perkins family with love, XOXO”. When the fans see this the booing intensifies even more, and then Mr. Perkins takes the picture out of the frame, rips it up, and throws it right into Brandi’s face! The fans cheer at this act of defiance, and Brandi says, “How DARE you disrespect my peace offering, asshole! Just for that now I’m going to kick your daughter’s ass even WORSE!” When Brandi says this Danielle’s theme music starts to play and the Toronto fans erupt with wild cheers. Danielle comes out through the curtain waving a red and white Canadian flag, which really gets the fans going, and then in lieu of her usual orange attire her wrestling outfit tonight is a two piece red and white Canadian flag patterned leotard with maple leaf symbols on her boobs, her boots, and on her right butt cheek along with shimmery flesh colored tights. She looks sexier than she has ever looked before, and right now she is the darling of Toronto. Meanwhile, Brandi makes a “gagging” symbol with her left hand to show her distaste with Danielle’s home town sweetheart ring entrance.
Brandi then throws her microphone aside and charges down the aisle at a startled Danielle! Brandi starts pounding on the red and white clad Danielle, making her drop her Canadian flag. Brandi leaps up and smashes Danielle with a double fisted axe handle blow to knock her down to the concrete floor in the aisle. Brandi then picks up the Canadian flag and RIPS it off of the wooden flag pole, causing more boos to erupt as more fans throw trash at Brandi. A stunned Danielle is now on her hands and knees, and Brandi then takes the wooden flag pole and slams it across Danielle’s back once… twice… and then with the third blow she BREAKS the flag pole in half across Danielle’s back! The home town heroine moans out from the blow and falls flat onto her stomach. Brandi then picks up the Canadian flag, wraps it around Danielle’s throat, straddles her, and then starts to ride her around using the flag like reins! Danielle gasps for air as Brandi chokes her with her country’s flag. The former tag team champion finally gets off of her sexy pony and kicks her in the cunt from behind. Brandi then pretends to wipe her ass with the flag by running it along her own yellow and black rear end… and then stuffs it into Danielle’s mouth! One end of the flag is now stuffed into Danielle’s mouth, and Brandi takes the rest of the flag and wraps it around Danielle’s throat again – this time using the flag as a leash to make Danielle crawl on all fours toward the ring. When they get close to the ring a pissed off fan sitting up close throws a wadded up piece of aluminum foil at Brandi and actually cuts her cheek with it. Brandi says “Ow!” and puts her hand against the cut on her face, and Danielle takes advantage of this distraction by using the flag to sweep Brandi’s legs out from under her and knock her to the floor. Danielle pulls the flag out of her mouth – and then leaps on Brandi with a vicious expression on her face! The bell finally rings to signify the official start of the match.
Danielle actually bites a screaming Brandi’s face and then clobbers her with blow after blow and the fans react by cheering their heroine on. Danielle eventually picks Brandi up, bashes her face into the ring apron, and then rolls her into the ring. The member of The Superpowers then uses her athletic ability by leaping up, springing off of the top rope, and nailing Brandi with a flying clothesline. Over the next several minutes Danielle goes on to punish Brandi with a series of acrobatic moves, and then Danielle goes for the pin after a perfectly executed lionsault off the second rope but Brandi kicks out at 2. However, Brandi turns the tide again shortly thereafter as Danielle tries to toss Brandi into a corner but the bad girl reverses it, slings Danielle into the turnbuckles, and then runs in and nails her in the sensitive belly with her right knee – bringing an “OOoooofff!!!” from the brown haired babyface. Now it’s Brandi’s turn to punish Danielle. She focuses on Danielle’s known weak spot, her tummy, by slugging her there with blow after blow before reaching out… and yanking off her red and white maple leaf top to reveal her tits! Brandi then pulls her out of the corner and gives her a gut buster across her knee. Eventually Brandi clotheslines Danielle over the top rope and down to the hard floor right in front of her family. Brandi can’t pass up this opportunity to humiliate her rival, so she slithers under the bottom rope, stomps on Danielle, and then picks her up and slams her face into the steel railing right in front of Danielle’s mother (who looks extremely tense and concerned for her daughter). Brandi places Danielle’s throat across the railing and then starts to choke her by pressing her throat down into the steel while mauling her bare tits as well. The Underworld member is known for her big mouth, and so she taunts Danielle’s family right to their faces as they just sit there giving her dirty looks. Brandi says, among other nice things, “Your daughter is fucking PATHETIC. This little bitch is nothing more than a torture dummy for me and my friends. You should be ASHAMED of her!” Brandi then actually starts to spank Danielle’s ass while Danielle’s brother tells the bad girl to “go fuck yourself”. A laughing Brandi blows kisses at the Perkins family and then rolls Danielle back into the ring by the hair.
Brandi slides back into the ring, and drops an elbow across Danielle’s body. Brandi then pulls her adversary up to all fours by the hair and leads her around the ring like a dog. After some more punishment to the belly and tits the blonde bad girl decides to finish this pathetic cunt off, so she picks her up and bodyslams Danielle near a corner and Brandi then ascends the ropes to deliver a Bee Sting (a flying elbow off of the top turnbuckle). A topless Danielle lies on her back with her sweaty face lolling from side to side. The combination of losing this match in front of her hometown crowd and the torture that Danielle endured several months ago would absolutely crush her spirit. Brandi waits for Danielle to struggle up to her feet, measuring her, and then she leaps off… but being humiliated in front of her family and hometown fans has really pissed the good girl off, and she has an inner fire that makes her jump up and meet Brandi in mid air with a spinning heel kick to Brandi’s back! Brandi crashes to the mat holding her back and grimacing in pain, and Danielle lifts her up by the hair as the previously quiet crowd suddenly comes to life. Danielle clubs Brandi across the back a few times, undoes her black and yellow top, and pulls it off to reveal Brandi’s sweaty tits! Danielle then gives Brandi a series of knee smashes to both tits with an angry look on her face, and then she slings Brandi into the nearest set of ropes. After the bad girl bounces back Danielle leaps up, squeezes Brandi’s head between her shimmery legs, and then does a backflip to complete a sensational Frankensteiner that brings everyone in the arena to their feet! The slutty brunette referee drops down and counts – one… TWO … THREE!!! Ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding!! The noise from the crowd is deafening.
Danielle’s partners from The Superpowers (Jen, Lauren, Susan, Anjou, and of course Rebecca) come out from the back to protect their teammate from an after the bell Underworld attack. Danielle picks up a shocked and dismayed Brandi and gives her a standing dropkick to knock her through a set of ropes and down to the concrete floor so that she can crawl back to The Underworld’s dressing room with her tail between her legs. Danielle’s teammates lift her up onto their shoulders to celebrate her biggest victory since she won the battle royal at CuntClash 2, and right now Danielle is the sweetheart of Toronto. She has been through Hell in her wrestling career, but tonight she is on top of the world as she soaks in the adoration from the crowd.
-Main Event: She-Devil vs. Dina for the UWWL World Title. This is the first of thirteen world title defenses that will take place across the world tour. Dina has been a top contender for years so Monica gave her the honor of being the first in line to take a shot at Jennifer’s belt. However, She-Devil is at the top of her game right now and she is riding high on a wave of aggression and confidence after destroying Vicky and ending her career at BitchBrawl, so Dina really has her work cut out for her. The beautiful Italian heel has shoulder length curly dark hair and she wrestles in a white leotard and white wrestling boots with sheer nude pantyhose. As always She-Devil comes to the ring in her red outfit with the gold world championship belt around her waist, carrying her dreaded pitchfork. She impresses the Canadian fans by spewing a huge fireball like she normally does after entering the ring, and then the match begins.
Dina is a tough customer and she gets in a few licks here and there, but Jennifer is like a freight train at this point in her career and she dominates most of the match. After about ten minutes Dina is getting pummeled in a corner so bad that she likely won’t be able to come back, and her pretty Italian face is covered in bruises with both of her eyes blackened from a barrage of heavy punches. Jennifer then kicks her in the cunt to double her over, pulls her out of the corner by the hair, puts her head between her legs, grabs her around the waist, lifts her up into the air with the waist band of her pantyhose, and then POWER BOMBS Dina into the center of the ring so hard that the ring shakes. She-Devil drops down and presses her hands into the Italian beauty’s chest as the blonde referee makes the academic three count, and the bell rings. She-Devil decides to not torture Dina with her pitchfork after the bell because she respects her (few people know this but She-Devil considered Dina as Amy’s replacement in The Inferno, but ultimately decided to bring her tough friend Olivia into the UWWL instead) and she already used her as an example by dominating the match. And so Jennifer Sanderson starts off the tour by easily defending her world title against one of the toughest heels in the league. Will anyone be able to dethrone her on this tour? The fatigue of wrestling so many matches in a relatively short period of time may be the only saving grace for her opponents because the world champion truly does look unstoppable right now.
Show #3: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
-Kerri vs. Jen: Jen Newman (daughter of legendary 3.5 year world champion Lynn Newman) is one of the brightest rising young stars in the UWWL, and she has been on a tear ever since returning from her arm injury. Tonight is her toughest test thus far, however, as Kerri is a veteran who is as tough as they come. Jen has long, straight brunette hair and a “girl next door” type of beauty. She wrestles in a pink and white two piece leotard with shimmery white tights and pink & white wrestling boots. The light brown haired Kerri wrestles in a pink leotard with sheer suntan pantyhose and pink wrestling boots.
This is a classic matchup of veteran ring savvy vs. youthful flair and energy (as Kerri is more than ten years older than Jen), and Kerri puts Jen on the defensive with some dirty tactics (including biting Jen’s nipple like a pit bull after ripping her top off to expose her succulent young tits), but Jen is tougher than her youthful appearance conveys so she takes it all and dishes out some punishment of her own with skillful maneuvers. The intensity of the fight heats up until both wrestlers have a slug fest near the ropes. Kerri gets the upper hand and bashes Jen bloody after telling the young member of The Superpowers to “suck on a pacifier” while crying after being beaten. Kerri slings Jen across the ring, steps up, and then ducks down to deliver a back body drop… but Jen catches her in a front face lock under her left arm, lifts up Kerri’s left leg with her right arm, and then arches back to deliver her finishing move – the fisherman’s suplex! Kerri struggles to escape the move but to no avail as the hot blonde referee slaps the mat three times, and the bell rings to award the fight to Jen. A dejected Kerri gives the young superstar a dirty look before forlornly leaving the ring (knowing that her window for winning championship gold shrinks every year) and after having her arm raised a topless and bloody Jen goes back to celebrate this tough victory with her Superpowers teammates.
-Main Event: Erica vs. Rebecca, Match #2. After the bell rings to start tonight’s main event, Rebecca takes the upper hand and picks up where she left off by outwrestling Erica and frustrating the princess of darkness. The elegant beauty of the French Canadian city inspires the elegant beauty Rebecca, who feels really confident and energetic after winning her first match back since enduring the dark torment of Hell. Erica just can’t seem to get going in this fight, as she delivers some offense only to have it countered by the blonde babyface shortly thereafter – she is never able to string together a sustained attack and she has trouble targeting Rebecca’s weak spot (her pussy) more than a few times in a row before her rival is able to turn the tide again. Rebecca is controlling the fight and is on offense about 65% of the match, and after about 20 minutes she slings Erica into a corner and then runs after her and plants her ass into Erica’s belly. Rebecca turns around and slugs Erica in the belly a few times, but then Erica’s frustration turns to a surge of anger and she uses her martial arts skills to counter the blows and then unleash a series of attacks to Rebecca’s big tits to stun the golden haired beauty. Erica then reaches down, grabs Rebecca’s shiny legs, and then pulls them out from under her to make her topple onto her back. Erica, who can see that the referee is looking at Rebecca’s shoulders and not at her, grabs two big handfuls of Rebecca’s tights while propping both of her ankles up on the second ropes! Rebecca struggles but she can’t escape because of Erica’s cheating, and the referee starts slapping the mat - 1! … 2! … 3!!!
The referee calls for the bell to even the series at one match apiece, and Erica discreetly takes her ankles off of the ropes before standing up to have her arm raised in victory. In a city known for controversy in professional wrestling, Erica just scored a questionable pin for a very controversial finish. Most of the crowd consists of Superpowers fans who rain down boos and shower the ring with trash. Needless to say, Rebecca is furious and she immediately starts screaming at the referee, “Her feet were on the ropes and she was pulling my tights! Didn’t you see that, you blind BITCH!?” Rebecca HATES to lose, especially by cheating, and so she continues to scream at the referee until Monica comes in to interfere, telling Rebecca to leave the ref alone and threatening to slap her with a fine if she doesn’t. Rebecca turns to Monica and says, “I bet you’re loving this, after you cost me the title three years ago.” Rebecca then turns to a smirking, celebrating Erica and says, “You’ll get yours in Mexico, bitch. You can’t beat me without cheating or interference.” Rebecca then shoves Monica and leaves the ring to go angrily vent to her teammates in the babyface dressing room.
Show #4: San Juan, Puerto Rico
The ladies from the UWWL are excited about going to some tropical locations for the next few stops on this tour. After everyone checks into the beautiful, resort-like hotel most of the wrestlers go to get some rest for tonight’s big event.
The fans at the club in San Juan tonight are incredibly rabid, and the atmosphere is rowdy to the point of being almost dangerous. These fans have waited a long time to see these beautiful women strip each other naked and beat the Hell out of each other, and the UWWL always delivers. Here are the highlights from tonight’s passionate, steamy evening of female combat:
-Rachel vs. Kris. Rachel is a young, rookie heel jobber while Kris is a veteran babyface jobber so these two have been destined to meet in the ring ever since Rachel signed her contract to join the league. The sexy brown haired Rachel emerges through the curtain in her brown bikini and the fans react to her phenomenal body. However, the fans become absolutely ravenous when the utterly gorgeous long blonde haired Kris emerges from the curtain to her theme song wearing her usual snakeskin bikini, knee pads, and wrestling boots with shiny spandex tights. The fans are absolutely ravenous at the sight of the popular Kris, and so many fans offer her flowers and other affections on her way down to the ring that it’s almost overwhelming for her. Rachel just stands in the ring with a sneer of hatred and jealousy – bad girls, especially her friend and mentor Tara, have enjoyed beating on Kris for years and now it’s her turn. Kris has only ever won a handful of matches in her career but she has a good chance against a fellow jobber.
This turns out to be an epic, back and forth match between two evenly matched fighters, and after several furious minutes of ferocious attacks both sexy wrestlers end up topless – causing loud roars from the fans each time a pair of sweaty tits gets exposed. Eventually, after over 20 minutes of heated battle that has both wrestlers battered and drenched in sweat, Rachel backs Kris into the ropes and uses her tits like a pair of speed bags as the blonde California girl moans out from the abuse. Rachel then imitates a move that Tara loves doing to Kris – as she reaches her right hand into Kris’s tights, scratches at her pussy as Kris writhes against the ropes, and then rips out some of her neat blonde bush and pulls it out of her tights like a toy from a cereal box. The fans almost make the building shake with noise when they see Kris’s pubic hair. Rachel then smears the hair into Kris’s face, punches her, and then tries to Irish whip her into the opposite ropes. However, a furious Kris reverses the Irish whip, sends Rachel careening into the ropes instead, and then she backs up into the ropes that she was just tormented against. Rachel bounces back while Kris races toward her, Kris leaps, extends both of her hands in a karate chop position, and then NAILS Rachel with the Snakebite! Rachel flips in the air and crashes to the mat after being hammered with Kris’s sensational finisher, and Kris lays her sweaty, bare chest across Rachel’s sweaty, half naked body and hooks her leg as the fans count right along with the ref – “ONE! … TWO! … THREE!!!”
Kris stands up and raises her arms over her head in victory with an aggressive, warrior-like expression on her face. She looks incredibly hot even though she is covered in bruises and her own ripped out pubic hair is matted to her face with sweat. The fans are on their feet screaming out for the gorgeous winner – as seeing Kris win a match is a rare sight indeed. After the official word the blonde beauty reaches down, RIPS Rachel’s brown bikini bottoms off, and then stuffs them into her mouth. Kris then calls for Channing to toss her a microphone, and Kris simply says, “I want Tara” and then slams the microphone down to the mat before leaving the ring – high fiving fans as she makes her way down the aisle. Kris has faced Tara countless times but she called her out tonight to get revenge for faking an injury in the tag team match at CuntClash 3, therefore screwing Kris (and Robyn) and ultimately condemning her to three days of torture in Erica’s basement.
-Olivia vs. Anjou. This is a huge match because it’s the first time a member of The Superpowers and a member of The Inferno are meeting in combat since the good girl stable was literally put through Hell. Anjou (who wrestles in a two piece leotard with the green, orange, and white pattern of the Indian flag) is furious after she was forced to have her cunt grinded on a torture sybian among countless other torments, and the Indian beauty gives Olivia her toughest fight yet. At one point Anjou puts Olivia is the camel clutch until the tough young heel manages to power out of it. Shortly after Anjou is perched on the top rope, she waits for Olivia to struggle to her feet, and then she leaps off to give her a flying axe handle blow – but the sexy brown haired bad girl in camouflage catches Anjou in a bear hug and then slams her to the mat with a rock bottom. Olivia presses Anjou’s shoulders into the mat and gets the three count to remain undefeated. Fortunately for Anjou the Superpowers (who outnumber The Inferno because Jen is 100% again) are waiting in the wings to ensure that the gorgeous Indian babyface does not get tortured after her tough defeat.
-Main Event: She-Devil vs. Carolina for the world title. Monica decided to give the lowly jobber Carolina a once in a lifetime title shot here in San Juan because her father is from Puerto Rico and she will have family members in the audience. Monica believes that the hometown heroine underdog vs. the big, bad She-Devil main event will make for some interesting “David vs. Goliath” style drama. If Carolina wins it will undoubtedly be the biggest upset in UWWL history.
When Jennifer found out about her next title defense she actually went to Monica asking if it was a joke. When She-Devil found out that it was for real she laughed and actually told Monica that she will volunteer to have her left hand tied behind her back during the match. Yes, you read that correctly – in tonight’s main event She-Devil will defend her championship belt against Carolina with her left hand tied behind her back!
The gorgeous dark haired good girl is one half of the Schoolgirls tag team, but tonight she is wrestling in the outfit that she wears during singles competition – a red two piece metallic sheen leotard with red wrestling boots and sheer black pantyhose. She is also carrying her tennis racket with her in case she is ambushed by The Inferno. Carolina is incredibly cute and sweet with shoulder length straight dark hair. When she is announced by Channing she gets a reception similar to how Danielle was adored by the fans in Toronto. Carolina goes up to her aunt, uncle, and some of her cousins in the audience and hugs them all before going into the ring and taking a deep breath to get ready for the biggest match of her life. All of a sudden the club gets bathed in the eerie red light that signals the arrival of the world champion, and the intimidating She-Devil makes her usual ring entrance complete with spewing an enormous ball of fire over the enthralled Puerto Rican crowd. After She-Devil takes her red robe and gold championship belt off, she puts her left hand behind her back so that the referee can tie it in place. She stands staring at the challenger while having her left hand tied, and Carolina stares right back trying not to feel intimidated by the sadistic woman who enjoys hospitalizing her opponents.
The bell rings, and the title fight starts off almost like a boxing match as She-Devil slowly gets used to wrestling with only her right arm while Carolina feels out the champ with brief, calculated attacks. Carolina is a brilliant, recent law school grad who wrestles to pay off her student loans, and she is smart enough to know that it’s usually all over when She-Devil catches her opponents in a mistake and gets her power game going. Carolina mounts the first serious offense of the match by running up and dropkicking She-Devil on her left side where she can’t block her, and then Carolina starts to hammer on She-Devil’s defenseless left side. Carolina’s home town fans cheer her on loudly as she tries to do the impossible. She-Devil gets increasingly frustrated and angry as Carolina slugs her in the side and dropkicks her a few more times. Next, the raven haired beauty runs into the ropes, and runs back with the intention of hitting She-Devil with a high flying move… but while She-Devil can only use one arm she forgets that the world champion has free use of both of legs, and Jennifer lifts up her right red leather boot to make the challenger run right into it, subsequently dropping Carolina like a rock. This makes the cheering fans become silent so quickly that it’s as if the needle was lifted off of a record. That was it – the mistake that the champ was looking for. And we all know how unforgiving the crimson baroness of pain is.
She-Devil drops her right elbow down onto the fallen challenger, and then chokes her with her free right hand until the count of 4… three times in a row. Jennifer lifts Carolina off the mat by her dark hair, leads her over to the nearest corner, and slams her pretty face into the top turnbuckle three consecutive times. She-Devil then shoves her into the corner with her right arm, punches her in the face, and then kicks her in the belly several times by alternating with her right and left boot before targeting her tits with some heavy right punches. Next, She-Devil grabs Carolina’s pretty hair and hair tosses her out of the corner making Carolina writhe on the mat grimacing in pain while running her hands through her hair. Jennifer then measures her, runs over, and drives her elbow right into Carolina’s face. The world champion subsequently scoops Carolina up by the hair, slings her into the ropes, and when the challenger bounces back She-Devil catches her by the throat, lifts her up into the air with one arm, and then CHOKE SLAMS the Latina beauty into the mat with a sickening THUD. She-Devil drops down and, with a wide grin, puts her right forearm across Carolina’s pretty, submissive looking face as the referee counts to 1… then to 2… and then to 3. The fans start to boo in disgust as their home town heroine is counted out, and the bell rings. She-Devil then gladly reaches her right hand around and unties her left hand to free it – and now it’s time for the REAL fun to begin. Jennifer takes the thin rope that was used to bind her left hand and she wraps it around Carolina’s throat, and then drags the hapless good girl around the ring by the throat. Carolina clutches her throat and gasps for air during the humiliating journey. After putting the gold world championship belt around her waist, She-Devil pulls Carolina up by the hair with both hands, puts her head between her legs, wraps her arms around her waist… and then POWER BOMBS her into the mat hard as the bell rings again to signal that the match is over. She-Devil then reaches down and yanks off Carolina’s red top to expose her lovely tits, and then she slithers her red bottoms down her black nylon covered legs to take them off of her, and the world champion then STUFFS the red bottoms into the loser’s mouth as the booing intensifies. She-Devil removes the defeated challenger’s red wrestling boots one at a time, and kicks her so that she rolls out under the bottom rope and down to the concrete floor in just her black pantyhose.
She-Devil scans around and finds Carolina’s family members sitting in the front row, so she gleefully scoops her up by the hair, leads her over there, and then places her throat across the railing in front of Carolina’s loved ones as they angrily yell at the world champion in Spanish. She-Devil goes over and takes a harsh, studded leather belt that she left on the time keeper’s table, and she uses it to WHAP Carolina across the nylon covered ass – literally whipping the good girl’s ass right in front of her family! She-Devil then grabs the waist band of her black pantyhose and slides the hose down to her knees to expose her luscious Latina ass, and she continues to CRACK that belt across Carolina’s bare ass – making a smacking noise that reverberates throughout the club with each cruel blow. She-Devil keeps it up, making Carolina’s ass redder and redder with each painful whap from the belt. Next, She-Devil removes Carolina’s red bikini bottoms from her mouth and she tosses them right into her uncle’s face in a mocking gesture! He stands up and takes a swing at the champ but she just backs away and laughs. She then removes Carolina’s pantyhose the rest of the way to take them off and make her completely nude, and then throws her sweaty black pantyhose at her family as well. The world champion now reaches for her dreaded electrified dildo pitchfork and picks it up… but then all heads turn toward the entrance curtain as someone is running down to Carolina’s rescue – it’s her best friend, Paula the Schoolgirl! The brunette beauty is wearing her schoolgirl skirt, hose, shoes, and white button shirt. Paula knows that she’s likely signing her death warrant by running out here but she can’t just sit by while her best friend is tortured and humiliated in front of friends and family. She-Devil tosses her pitchfork to the ground for now and says, “Just the bitch I wanted to see…” and then catches a charging Paula right in the gut with a vicious kick, doubling her over! A laughing She-Devil then puts Paula’s head between her legs, lifts her up by the schoolgirl skirt… and POWER BOMBS the hapless schoolgirl right onto the concrete floor!
Oh no… She-Devil then goes into the ring, and waves at the tunnel leading to the ring to give the signal for her ruthless stable to come down and join the party. This does not look good for The Schoolgirls. Olivia, Jenna, and Joanne & Emily from The Cowgirls come down to the ring as the fans shower them with boos and pieces of trash. The Cowgirls have their branding irons with them, and Olivia is carrying She-Devil’s sledgehammer. Before her friends reach ringside, She-Devil goes over to Carolina, reaches under to her crotch and rips her bush hair out, and then tosses her dark bush hair at Carolina’s family. Jennifer is just downright sick. She then lifts up her pitchfork once again and picks up where she left off by shoving the bottom two prongs into Carolina’s ass and pussy for a double dip, and then turns the electricity on to make the naked good girl jiggle in agony against the railing as her relatives look on in horror. At this point the rest of The Inferno gets to ringside and they roll Paula into the ring like a piece of garbage and then they converge on her like a pack of wolves to pound her senseless before stripping her naked and leaving her schoolgirl outfit strewn around the ring. She-Devil finishes up her cruel double dip session and then she rolls a naked, sobbing Carolina into the ring. The members of The Inferno then go on to cycle through all of their finishing moves with both schoolgirls (Olivia’s rock bottom, Jenna’s brain buster, the spike pile driver from The Cowgirls, and then of course She-Devil’s dreaded Hellspike impaler DDT). The two naked, beaten up schoolgirls then get laid face down with their butts sticking up in the air, and everyone knows what that means. The Schoolgirls have been destroyed and branded by The Cowgirls before, but this time Emily and Joanne will brand the Inferno symbol onto their asses to add to the collection of permanent marks on their cute ass cheeks. The fans are wondering where the Angelfire and Superpowers stables are – why aren’t they coming out here to rescue their fellow good girls? Angelfire only has only three members on this tour as Alyssa decided to not make the trip in her new managerial role because she knows that she would be a target and thus a liability because of the career ending injuries that she suffered at Mindy’s hands; she decided to stay home and look for a new job since Mindy ruined her careers as both a wrestler and a fashion model. As for The Superpowers, Rebecca needs to focus on Erica on this tour and Anjou is beaten up after losing to Olivia. Thus, it would be foolish for either stable to come out and attempt a rescue. The Schoolgirls are on their own.
Emily stands over Carolina while Joanne stands over Paula, and on the count of three they PRESS the Inferno branding irons right into first the left and then the right ass cheeks of the poor, poor Schoolgirls as the babyfaces jiggle and screech from the searing pain. After the branding session, She-Devil picks up Carolina and then Olivia picks up a sobbing Paula, and they each ascend a set of adjacent turnbuckles. She-Devil stands on one set of top turnbuckles holding Carolina up by the throat, whereas Olivia stands on the next top turnbuckle over holding up Paula. On the count of three, the two dominant heels CHOKE SLAM the two Cheerleaders down to the canvas so fucking hard from the top turnbuckles that the canvas gives way and the two beauties actually go THROUGH the mat to crash down onto the floor below! Holy fucking shit! The fans are in utter disbelief, and an eerie quiet pervades the club. There are two indentations in the mat with Carolina and Paula stuck down in them like two meteorites that crashed into craters. I’m afraid this isn’t all, though, as She-Devil goes down, sticks her pitchfork into the indentation where Carolina is lying naked and motionless, and starts zapping her some more with the pitchfork while laughing with joy as the home town good girl squirms in agony. Olivia takes out the sledgehammer, goes over to Paula, and starts pounding Paula’s body all over with the sledgehammer as if she’s trying to drive her into the concrete floor beneath the ring like a railroad spike. This happens until paramedics come down to the ring with two stretchers, and the members of She-Devil’s stable mockingly help the paramedics load The Schoolgirls onto the stretchers… before knocking them over and making the battered, naked good girls roll onto the concrete floor. She-Devil and her vicious gang just sit back and laugh as the nervous paramedics load the good girls onto their stretchers a second time and take them away to an ambulance. Carolina and Paula are taken to a San Juan hospital, and the word is that they will be flown back to the United States as they are finished for the rest of the tour. The Inferno is out of control right now with their frequent, excessive beatings – can anyone stop them?
After tonight’s show comes to an end, Kris is lounging in her hotel room in a sparkly gold and black bikini as she was just celebrating her victory by drinking champagne in a bubbling hot tub with Marika, Heidi from Angelfire, and Staci the Ballerina (who is still recovering from being tortured by The Inferno in Vancouver). She is by herself because her roommates, The Cheerleaders, went to the hospital with Carolina and Paula when they were taken there in an ambulance. Kris calls her husband and talks to him on the phone for a while, and then she hears a knock at the door and a female voice saying, “Room service”. Kris says to her husband, “That’s funny… I didn’t order room service. Hold on, honey, I have to go.” Kris hangs up, and then goes over to the door. Her husband has a bad feeling about this and he calls his wife back to tell her to not open the door, but it’s too late as Kris opens the door and starts to say, “I think you have the wrong…” and then Tara steps up and squirts her in the face with pepper spray! Kris shrieks and backpedals into the room, and then the dark haired Tara (disguised as a hotel attendant) enters the room along with Rachel – who wheels in a room service cart. Tara starts slamming Kris in the face with punch after punch, and Rachel slams the door behind them. Tara yells out, “You said that you want me, bitch, well HERE I AM!” and Tara continues to pummel her long time arch rival in the face, which is still stinging from the pepper spray, as Rachel stomps Kris on the belly and crotch. Eventually Tara pulls a moaning Kris up to her feet and starts to slug her in the belly and tits as her body rocks from each blow. Tara then slips behind Kris and traps her arms behind her back, as Rachel goes over to the room service cart… and lifts up the silver lid to reveal a small electrocution device known as a picana. Rachel smirks, then turns the electricity on and ZAPS a helpless Kris on the chest with the picana – causing Kris to shriek and convulse from the electricity. The fact that Kris is still a little wet from the hot tub just makes the pain worse. Rachel then rips off Kris’s bikini top and starts to shock her bare tits as the blonde beauty howls out from each cruel zap – the worst being when Rachel presses the picana against Kris’s right nipple and holds it there for a full twelve seconds as Kris jiggles.
However, Kris’s screams have alerted others to her predicament so at this point Rebecca, Lauren, Jen, and Susan all bust into the room to rescue her. Rebecca has her new, pink field hockey stick (as her old blue one is being displayed as a trophy in Hell) and she wails on Tara and Rachel until they both get out of dodge. Rebecca uses her medical skills to help out a sobbing Kris, who thankfully isn’t too badly damaged. Monica is not happy about having to pay the hotel for the damage to the door, and she meets with Tara and Rachel to slap them both with fines for the hotel room attack - fines that they both gladly pay because it was worth it.
After only four shows, the bad blood between the heels and the faces is already highly salient – and the tension on the plane is palpable. These women make their mortgage payments based on their ability to make other women suffer, so the resentment and bad blood between them is sunken into their bones. On the flight to Mexico City the beautiful blonde Heidi from Angelfire gets up to use the small restroom at the back of the plane and she has the bad luck of ending up next to dark haired Alana from the Hellcats – a woman who she has detested for pretty much her entire adult life (and who she is scheduled to fight during the UWWL’s beach show in Sao Paulo). Alana nudges Heidi while they are both waiting to use the restroom and pretends that it’s an accident, and Heidi nudges her right back. Alana then gets right in her face and stares aggressively into Heidi’s eyes as if to say, “What are you going to do about it, bitch?” Other wrestlers take notice and start to cheer them on but then Monica sticks her head through the curtain and glares daggers at the two rivals to remind them of the consequences for having a tussle on the plane. Alana just smirks and says, “You’ll get yours in Brazil, bitch” and then turns around to enter the restroom as Danielle just came out; a volatile situation to say the least.
Show #5: Mexico City, Mexico
Everyone knows how popular professional wrestling is in Mexico and tonight the Mexican fans are absolutely rabid as they have been thirsting for the UWWL’s brand of brutal female combat for a long time and so the venue is absolutely packed, sweaty, smoky, and very loud. This type of atmosphere harkens back to the early days of the UWWL when the league was a “best kept secret” and people found out about it simply by word of mouth, and fans packed into sleazy clubs to see beautiful women try to scratch each other’s eyes out in a primal dance of aggression. This atmosphere leads to an utterly brutal card filled with passionate matches full of blood, sweat, and occasional tears from the losers – like Kayla the Cheerleader who has her tits and cunt absolutely mauled by Trisha of The Hellcats before having her pom-pom stuffed up her ass.
The main event of course is the third fight in the series between Erica and Rebecca, but the match before that may be just as intriguing – dirty blonde haired Lauren from The Superpowers vs. curly blonde haired Molly from The Underworld. So, in effect, The Starlight Express tag team is battling The Lethal Blondes in consecutive singles matches. These two have a history between each other as Molly was involved in torturing Lauren in Erica’s basement after War Games 3, and Lauren will never forget that. Molly comes out to the ring in her usual black two piece leotard with black fishnet pantyhose and black leather boots, with dark makeup around her gorgeous eyes. Lauren is extremely popular in Mexico and when she emerges through the curtain to her theme music wearing her usual baby blue bikini the roof almost blows off of the place. It takes Lauren a little while to get down to the ring because fans give her flowers and basically just shower her with love and adoration. By the time Lauren gets close to the ring Molly is completely impatient so she slides under the bottom rope and goes after the beautiful good girl! Molly slugs Lauren, backs her against the steel railing, and then knees her in the cunt hard several times in quick succession as the bell rings to signal the inception of the fight. Molly takes one of the bouquets of flowers given to Lauren by the fans and then roughly stuffs the flowers right into Lauren’s mouth, before socking her in the flower filled mouth several times as the fans boo loudly and wildly.
After some more punishment, Molly rolls Lauren into the ring and eventually removes Lauren’s bikini top to expose her frighteningly scarred up tits (with some recent scars from barbed wire and spikes added to the collection). Molly drops a few elbows into Lauren’s big, sensitive boobs before picking her up by the tits, resting her tits on the second rope, and then pulling down the third rope to trap Lauren’s tits between the ropes! Oh my, the gorgeous babyface is in deep trouble as the hazel eyed princess screams from her tits being crushed. Molly then goes outside of the ring, goes over to a drunken Lauren fan who has been heckling her in Spanish, gives him the middle finger, and then slugs him in the gut and takes his leather belt off! Molly goes up to the ring apron beside where Lauren’s big boobs are trapped and then she starts to just fucking FLAIL Lauren in the ensnared tits with that belt – SMACK! … SMACK! … SMACK! Lauren shrieks from each cruel blow to her nipples and tit flesh protruding from between the ropes and she desperately tries to break free. Eventually Molly flails Lauren in the boobs so hard with that belt that it snaps her tits free and Lauren flies back to the mat while clutching her stinging, bright red chest and screeching in agony. Molly, with a confident smirk on her face, enters the ring to hurt this bitch some more. The curly blonde haired turncoat lifts Lauren up by the hair, backs her into the nearest set of ropes, and then goes to slug Lauren in the tits. However, Lauren anticipated this attack so she blocks the punch, says, “You bad girls are so fucking predictable”, and then HAMMERS Molly in return with an enormous punch!
At this comeback the fans stand up and go wild, and the sound becomes deafening. Lauren has a sneer of hatred and anger on her face as she continues to pound on Molly until she dropkicks her and sends her flying halfway across the ring. Lauren then scoops her up by the hair, leads her over to the nearest corner, and SLAMS her head into the turnbuckle ten times in a row as the fans count along with each blow. Lauren then spins Molly around, tosses her across the ring, and then follows her in to NAIL her with a big elbow to the kisser. Lauren just viciously pounds on Molly and severely punishes her with sensational high impact move after high impact move – a vertical suplex, a flying clothesline off the second rope (followed by a kickout at two), a simple yet always effective bodyslam, and then a backbreaker as Lauren lifts the bad girl up with her right arm and then drives her back across her extended right knee. Molly is lying on the mat squirming in pain after Lauren’s barrage of offense, but Lauren doesn’t let her take a breather as she scoops her up by the hair, backs her into the ropes, and then says, “Give my regards to your plastic surgeon after this move, CUNT!” and then Lauren slings Molly across the ring as hard as she can, stands in the middle of the ring, then leaps up… and HAMMERS Molly in the face with an utterly vicious and perfectly executed dropkick that BREAKS Molly’s nose and makes it look like her face explodes as blood splatters everywhere. By this point the fans are completely freaking out and screaming at the top of their lungs. Molly collapses to the mat as a bloody mess, and a frighteningly angry Lauren drops down to her knees, picks up Molly by the hair with her left hand, and then bops her right on the freshly broken nose with a huge punch that snaps Molly’s head back down to the canvas. Lauren then reaches out her right hand, grabs Molly’s broken nose, and just squeezes that fucker as hard as she can while Molly lets out muffled cries of pure agony – agony so bad that tears start to run from her eyes. Lauren punches Molly on the nose once more, and then lifts her up by the hair with both hands… and then HEAD BUTTS her right into her broken nose so hard that Lauren knocks her head back down to the canvas while Molly’s blood splatters and gets onto Lauren’s face. Lauren grabs Molly’s wrists, presses them against the mat, and then nods her head with each tap as the ref counts 1, 2, and then 3. As the bell rings Lauren simply says “Bitch” and then slaps Molly across the face before standing up to have her arm raised in victory.
The fans are going fucking crazy as Lauren stands there soaking in her victory with Molly’s blood splattered on her face. You know it was a good night when you are standing in triumph with blood on your face that isn’t yours. Camera flashes go off everywhere and Lauren’s theme music plays. She leaves the ring, greets more fans and gets a few more bouquets of flowers, and goes back to the dressing room to celebrate with her teammates and then hopefully watch Rebecca kick Erica’s ass and get revenge for the travesty that took place in match number two. Speaking of Erica, she is standing by the curtain waiting to be announced for the main event, and also waiting to console Molly as a few medics help her back to the dressing room for medical attention. Lauren walks through the curtain and sees Erica standing there with her arms folded giving her a look of utter hatred, and Lauren simply smiles at her to rub in the fact that she just destroyed a woman who Erica loves as much as a sister. The princess of darkness simply and coldly says, “You’re going to pay for what you just did to her, Slut.” Lauren simply says, “Ten more seconds and I would have beaten you too, bitch.” – referring to the fact that Lauren and Erica once had a time limit draw that Lauren was just about to win when the time limit ran out. This comment makes Erica leap at Lauren but she is held back by security guards.
Lauren goes back to the Superpowers dressing room, and then a bloody and crying Molly gets led through the curtain by medics and Erica hugs her and consoles her until she hears her theme music start and Channing announce her name. Erica goes through the curtain pounding her kendo stick against her right palm as the fans react to her entrance and the flames shooting up on either side of the tunnel. The princess of darkness makes her way to the ring and she stands there impatiently, jumping up and down with nervous energy as she can’t fucking wait to pick up where she left off in Montreal.
Rebecca makes her way to the ring to a throng of cheers, she takes her silver boxing robe off, slides into the ring, and then the two superstars just start hammering away at each other before the bell even rings as the fans stand up to their feet and scream for violence. The animosity between these two just increases with every match. When you think about it, Lauren didn’t do Rebecca any favors by pissing off Erica right before their match. If you have been following the UWWL for a long time then you know that the sadistic princess of darkness is fueled by anger and hatred, and in this match she fights with pure emotion that eventually helps her get and then keep the upper hand. This is not an ideal environment for Rebecca because of the noise, the heat, and the dirty ring covered in blood, sweat, and pussy juice, so Erica goes on to just fucking SLAUGHTER Rebecca here in Mexico City.
Erica is like a vicious buzz saw as she goes after Rebecca’s sensitive pussy throughout most of the fight. Erica manages to strip Rebecca down to her tights after stunning her with a short arm clothesline (one of Erica’s signature moves), and then when Erica rips open the crotch of Rebecca’s tights a few minutes later that’s when the fun really begins. When preparing for the series against Rebecca on this tour Erica made sure to extensively watch the footage of Rebecca being tortured in Hell by The Inferno so that she can target specific parts of Rebecca’s anatomy – and upon watching that footage it was glaringly obvious that the bad girls focused on Rebecca’s clitoris… and her G spot. Thus, after Erica backs Rebecca into a corner and slams her in the cunt with knee smash after knee smash, she hip tosses the beauty with short blonde hair out of the corner and then goes after her to capitalize. Erica kneels down in front of Rebecca’s cunt as the two time former world champion lays on her back gasping with exhaustion and slick with sweat. Erica POUNDS Rebecca in the cunt several times, bringing forth a satisfying yelp with each blow, and then Erica smirks, takes her right index and middle fingers, SHOVES them into Rebecca’s vagina (as Rebecca’s eyes go wide from being violated), and then curls her fingers upward to press her nails against Rebecca’s oh so sensitive G spot. And Erica made sure that her fingernails were nice and sharp before tonight’s match. The three time former world champion takes her sharp nails and just SCRAPES them across Rebecca’s G spot as Rebecca’s face instantly contorts in agony and she starts to react to the indescribable pain - “Oh!... OH!... OHHHHH!!!”
Erica just laughs as she scratches her nails up and down and back and forth across Rebecca’s G spot, and Rebecca squirms from the pain and desperately tries to dig Erica’s hand out of her pussy but to no avail. The slutty dark haired referee asks Rebecca if she wants to submit and she bites her lip as sweat and tears pour down her face. Rebecca has never submitted in a match before, but she is damn close as Erica is just WORKING on her weak spot (which was tortured for hours and hours by a bristly electrified dildo in Hell several months ago). Rebecca’s pain evolves to the point in which she starts to drift and she just moans in response to her G spot being worked on, “oooooooooohhhhh…”, as her head slowly lolls from one side to another. Rebecca’s hips gyrate as if she’s about to come, only it’s from pain rather than pleasure. Erica continues to scrape her nails into Rebecca’s G spot as HARD as she can – one minute goes by… two minutes… then three minutes (my fucking God… how can she last this long?) and Rebecca is just on the verge of submitting when she moans out, “Ooooohhhhh…” and slips into unconsciousness from the pain. The referee sees Rebecca passing out so she lifts up Rebecca’s left wrist once… and it falls. She lifts it up twice, lets it go, and it falls back to the mat again. The referee holds up Rebecca’s wrist a third time… and it drops down lifelessly to the mat as Rebecca has passed out cold from the pain of having her G spot tortured. The referee calls for the bell, which resounds throughout the venue. Erica was hoping to hear a squealed, tearful submission but this will do. Channing enters the ring with her microphone and says, “The winner, who therefore takes a two to one lead in the series – ERICA!” Erica finally pulls her fingers out of Rebecca’s vagina, makes Rebecca suck her own pussy juice off of her fingers, slaps her in the face, and then she gets up and puts her foot on Rebecca’s pussy as she has her arm raised. After the mixed yet loud and passionate reaction of the crowd Channing then continues, “Since Erica has just won two matches in a row she now gets to choose the style of the next match in the series, when these two will meet again in Rio de Janeiro next week. What is your choice?” Channing hands the microphone to Erica…
Erica takes the microphone, waits for Rebecca to struggle up and regain some of her senses (while holding her sore pussy) so that she can pay attention, and then Erica says, “I would like for our next fight… to be a MUD WRESTLING match!” Upon hearing this Rebecca looks at Erica with a flabbergasted, disgusted look on her face. However, Erica isn’t finished: “…and, I would like the mud match to be… IN THE NUDE!” Rebecca looks even more shocked and disgusted after the princess of darkness reveals this second part. Erica laughs, throws the microphone down, and then makes her way back to celebrate with her Underworld teammates as her theme music plays. Erica was very strategic by choosing a naked mud fight because she knows that humiliation is like kryptonite for Rebecca, and the match will be humiliating from the start just by its very nature. Even though one of the worst losses of Erica’s career took place in a mud pit, she is still much more experienced with mud matches than Rebecca (who has never mud wrestled in her life) and Erica has no problem fighting in the buff. Also, a mud match inherently favors a brawler rather than a technical wrestler. Thus, the cards will be stacked against Rebecca when they have their nude mud match as the main event in Rio de Janiero. Oh, and when Monica hears this she knows that all of the matches in Rio will have to be mud matches since you can’t switch between a mud pit and a wrestling ring, so she decides to make it a special evening featuring mud fights between hated arch rivals such as Kris and Tara.
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