The UWWL World Tour, Part 3: Europe
by DG

During the flight the good girls from Angelfire decide that Marika would be the perfect choice as Alyssa’s replacement in the stable because she is the most talented and most experienced babyface who is not currently part of a stable, despite her recent loss to She-Devil. The UWWL’s plane lands at Heathrow airport and the ladies check into their fancy hotel near the venue. Shortly after checking in Becky, Jackie, and Heidi (with their faces beaten up) go to visit Marika in her hotel room to formally invite her to join the Angelfire stable; Marika looks downtrodden when they arrive, and her roommate (the brand new redheaded punk rock wrestler Taryn who will make her debut in Barcelona) leaves to give the others privacy so they can discuss the matter. Marika is flattered by the offer, and thinks about it pensively for a while, but then she tells her good girl colleagues that she can’t join Angelfire at this time, although she may consider it later. Marika explains that she is physically and emotionally devastated by her loss to She-Devil in Sao Paulo because she has worked hard for a long time to have a chance at winning the world title, and she ended up getting her ass kicked. She is still recovering from the beating and she has been highly depressed ever since. Marika surmises that as soon as she joins the Angelfire stable then she will be jumped, beaten up, and tortured by The Hellcats just like what The Inferno did to Jen when she joined The Superpowers. And Marika is just not in the frame of mind to deal with that right now. Besides, Marika also mentions that she expects to run into an old nemesis at some point on the Asian leg of the tour and she will need to be focused on that without the distraction of a war between stables. Marika hugs the others and then they leave to go back to their own room.

Becky, Jackie, and Heidi understand Marika’s reasoning, but they are devastated by her decision. They have to go back to the drawing board to find a replacement for Alyssa and even up their current disadvantage. Someone needs a great deal of resilience to make a career out of being a babyface in a league as vicious as the UWWL; talented good girls are hard to come by in the Underground Women’s Wrestling League because the bad girls go out of their way to make their lives as miserable as possible, so Becky’s choices are slim.

The next day arises and the superstars from the Underground Women’s Wrestling League arrive at the venue for the big London show.

Show #8: London, England

Just like every show on the tour the show tonight is sold out and packed. Monica looks around as she comes out to get on the microphone and formally welcome everyone to the event and she notices some luminaries in the audience, including legendary football star David Beckham. The beautiful dark haired rich girl realizes that she has truly made it as the owner of an internationally renowned wrestling league. In a city known for royalty Monica looks absolutely regal tonight in a glittering purple evening gown.

Before the fights begin, it’s time for Kris to suffer the humiliating consequences of her devastating loss to her arch rival Tara in Brazil. There is a princess throne positioned on a dais near the ring similar to the situation at the Playboy Bunny Beatdown pay-per-view, and Tara emerges from the curtain to “Rue Britannia”, which really gets the crowd into it. She is wearing a sparkling red evening gown, black pantyhose, red high heels, and a glittering princess crown resting on her gorgeous raven colored hair. Tara has never looked more beautiful in her life. She is also carrying a microphone, and she says, “I’m sure you’re all curious as to the humiliation that I chose for your precious Kris tonight. I decided to force her to wear the most humiliating outfit of all – her fucking BIRTHDAY SUIT! Behold, people!” At that point Tara’s new best friend and protégé Rachel comes through the curtain wearing a gorgeous brown evening gown with her hair worn “up”, and she is holding a long chain with Kris shackled to it… poor Kris is completely naked! Damn, what a way to kick off a UWWL event – with the hottest woman in the league chained up and paraded around in the nude. Everyone can see Kris’s cute little landing strip of blonde bush hair above her pussy, which is still extremely sore after being thoroughly worked on by Tara in the lopsided mud fight. Rachel leads Kris all over as fans take plenty of pictures, and then she leads the gorgeous blonde babyface over to her mistress for the evening. Kris is forced to kneel in front of Tara’s throne and Kris’s hated arch rival takes off her right high heel and then forces Kris to suck on her black nylon covered toes! Kris has tears trickle down her cheeks as she is humiliated by the woman who she hates more than anyone else on Earth. Kris is then forced to kiss Tara’s feet, and then she is ordered to go over and bring Tara some drinks as she will have to wait on her hand and foot all night. Tara has a cat o’ nine tails flogging whip with her in case Kris gets out of line, and when Kris is coming back to the throne with Tara’s refreshment Rachel sticks out her foot and trips her up – making her fall and spill the drinks! Tara won’t stand for this, so she goes over and FLAILS Kris across her naked flesh with that flogging whip as Kris cries out. The blonde beauty is then forced to go back to the bar, with tears running down her face, and get Tara’s drinks again before returning to the throne and kneeling before her mistress in a subservient position to do her bidding all night. This will almost assuredly be one of the worst nights of Kris’s life. The bell rings to signal the start of the evening’s female combat.

-Lightning vs. The Ballerina. The first match of the night features Lighting in her new role as a singles wrestler as the powerful Black team is on a hiatus from tag team competition. Lightning is a short yet toned and very sexy African-American woman who wrestles in purple spandex with black knee pads and a yellow lightning bolt on her ass; she is known for her quickness and agility, hence her wrestling name (her real name is Jasmine). Her opponent tonight is Staci the Ballerina, who has been having a relatively successful tour after the setback on the first night and she has greatly improved as a wrestler ever since she was annihilated, tortured, and gang raped at Total Domination 2. The stunning brunette wrestles in her usual pink ballet outfit, pink tutu, pink ballet slippers, and white ballet tights. Kris has become one of Staci’s best friends, so The Ballerina gives Tara the middle finger on her way to the ring, which she immediately regrets because Tara flogs Kris in response while Staci winces with guilt after each blow.

The bell rings, the British fans get excited over finally seeing UWWL action in person, and the combatants lock up in the center of the ring. The two women have similar, athletic styles so this proves to be a very even and entertaining match. It’s obvious that Staci has been taking martial arts as she uses an array of kicks to sting Lighting, but the more experienced Black woman eventually gets the upper hand and unleashes a barrage of quick moves to really hurt The Ballerina – a flying forearm, a snap suplex, a codebreaker, and other moves have Staci writhing on the mat in pain. Lighting goes for the cover but the good girl kicks out at two. It’s a cliché by now for the bad girls to use Staci’s tutu against her, but Lighting can’t resist ripping her tutu off and stuffing it into her mouth, before stomping her tits and belly. Lighting then scales the turnbuckles in the nearest corner and gets ready to leap off of the top rope. The Ballerina struggles up to her feet, with her tutu still stuffed in her mouth, and Lighting leaps off of the top rope to land a flying body press that knocks The Ballerina down to her back with Lightning on top of her. However, a very astute Staci uses Lightning’s momentum against her and she rolls back over into a cover while hooking Lightning’s leg… and PINS her for a shocking upset! The beautiful Ballerina pulls her tutu out of her mouth and stands up to celebrate the biggest win of her career thus far, while Lighting sits in disbelief.

Becky and the rest of Angelfire watched this match on the monitors in the back, and they all look at each other afterward and remark about how impressed they are with Staci’s performance. They also recall how Staci was involved in the ambush on The Cowgirls that essentially saved Becky & Jackie from losing their titles that night. The Ballerina is young and inexperienced but Becky believes that she can take her under her wing and mentor her similar to how Erica has mentored Molly and turned her into a better competitor. Thus, after Staci gets out of the shower and puts on her street clothes (black stretch pants and a pink tank top) Becky and the others approach her and extend an invitation for The Ballerina to join the Angelfire stable. Staci is overjoyed by this invite and wholeheartedly accepts, before hugging her new teammates with tears welling up in her eyes. This means so much to her because it’s a sign of progress in her career.

-Thunder vs. Misaki of The Lotus Flowers. Thunder is pissed off about her tag team partner losing to a jobber in a pink tutu, and she takes her anger out on poor Misaki. Thunder (whose real name is Kendra) looks like a tougher and more muscular version of Rihanna, and she wrestles in a purple and yellow spandex outfit identical to what her partner wears. Misaki hasn’t been the same ever since Total Domination 2 when Erica left The Pear expanded in her cunt for hours while she was the recipient of an epic Bukkake session that covered her in so much come that she looked like a marshmallow sundae, but Misaki keeps wrestling because she needs to make a living. She fights in a pink one piece leotard with shimmery flesh colored tights. Thunder takes pleasure in slaughtering Pink Lotus right from the opening bell, and the Japanese beauty’s few feeble attempts at offense are practically just laughed off by the powerful and sexy Black woman. After Thunder crushes Misaki with a clothesline, she picks her up by the hair and then puts her into her excruciating finishing hold – the torture rack back breaker. Misaki screams out a submission after a few seconds but the bad girl keeps the hold on for about 20 seconds after the bell, until the bell rings a second time and then Misaki gets unceremoniously dumped down to the canvas as a sobbing mess while Thunder has her arm raised in victory.

Oh, and through all of this Tara is humiliating Kris however she can, including using her like a living piece of furniture and making her kiss her ass as well as Rachel’s ass. Tara also allows fans to fondle and grope Kris like she’s an animal at a farm show.

-The Main Event: She-Devil (champion) vs. Bridget (challenger) for the UWWL world championship belt. A common theme on this tour is for Monica to give title shots to wrestlers in their home towns. It didn’t go so well for Carolina in San Juan, but Bridget from The Noblewomen is a much fiercer competitor. The sexy British bad girl is normally one of the most hated wrestlers in the UWWL, but she is adored here in her home country so in effect she is almost like a good girl on this one night. Jennifer Sanderson is introduced by Channing and she comes out to her usual incendiary ring entrance complete with a fireball over the London crowd, who are booing She-Devil wildly and waving the Union Jack because of the world champion’s opponent tonight. As if the British fans don’t hate She-Devil enough to begin with, Jennifer calls for a microphone as she stands in the ring with the gold belt around her waist and her red devil horns on her blonde head, and she says, “Shut up, you fucking limeys!” to the booing crowd – and that obviously just makes them boo even louder. The world champion continues by saying, “You tea swilling idiots are used to bowing down to some decrepit old bitch as your Queen, but now you should bow down to a REAL queen! …A young, beautiful, powerful woman who RULES this fucking league!” The British fans collectively have their jaws drop as She-Devil just insolently offended the Queen of England, and pissed off fans start to throw trash at the ring… until Mouret’s “Rondeau” starts to play and the fans cheer as 5’8”, shoulder length dirty blonde haired Bridget from The Noblewomen emerges through the curtain wearing her skimpy Union Jack bikini with sheer pantyhose and matching Union Jack wrestling boots. Bridget is also carrying the white with red cross flag of England, which she waves as she walks down the aisle to rile up the adoring audience. She high fives a few fans and then puts her flag on the time keeper’s table before going up into the ring and telling She-Devil that she is going to pay for disrespecting the Queen of England. She-Devil, who has removed her horns, handed the belt to Channing, and is ready to fight, just slaps Bridget in response. Bridget looks flabbergasted at this and she retaliates with a punch (accompanied by cheers from the crowd) – and the bell rings.

Bridget is a formidable heel and she puts up a good fight, especially being driven by her home town fans. Alas, however, She-Devil is just too much for her and wears her down eventually until Bridget is topless and pummeled with bruised up tits and two blackened, partially swollen shut eyes. The fans were hoping for an upset for their British heroine tonight but the mood has turned grim and somber as it looks like Bridget has no chance. Then She-Devil goes to give the dirty blonde Brit a big boot to the face after slinging her into the ropes but Bridget ducks under, bounces back off the opposite ropes, and then nails the world champion with a flying elbow! This brings the crowd back to life – can the Noblewoman do the impossible?

Bridget picks up She-Devil by the blonde hair, saying “Get up, bitch”, and then she picks the tall woman up and bodyslams her into the mat. Bridget then drops down and throttles She-Devil in the face with a series of hard punches. Next, the beautiful British girl picks up the world champion one more time and gives her a side suplex – splattering her into the mat. Bridget makes a cover and hooks Jennifer’s leg but She-Devil kicks out right at two. The home town heroine then backs into the ropes, bounces back, and leaps into the air to deliver an elbow smash… but She-Devil rolls out of the way and Bridget’s right elbow slams into the canvas. It’s like the air deflates from the arena when this happens, as the fans go from elation to deep concern while Bridget rolls onto her left side clutching her right elbow and grimacing in pain. Jennifer simply smiles and then instantly starts to work on Bridget’s wounded right arm by putting her into an arm bar that makes her squeal. The world champion then picks Bridget up by the hair, tucks her right arm behind her back, picks her up, and then bodyslams her right onto her right arm! She-Devil then splays out Bridget’s hurting arm, stomps on it a few times, and delivers a series of knee smashes across the arm. Next, Jennifer takes Bridget over to the nearest set of ropes, wraps her right arm around the top rope, and maliciously twists it while the referee counts to five. She-Devil repeatedly breaks the excruciating hold at a count of 4 while Bridget screams.

Jennifer is definitely not a submission wrestler, but being forced to tap out by Rebecca has motivated her to teach herself some submission wrestling moves. And the sadistic world champion would love nothing more than to make this limey bitch submit in front of her hometown fans while humiliating her as well. Thus, She-Devil pounds on Bridget to subdue her, slips her Union Jack bottoms off, and then pulls her wrestling boots off to leave her in just her pantyhose. Jennifer then slings Bridget into the opposite ropes, lifts up her right boot, and this time she connects as Bridget’s pretty face slams into her red leather boot and she drops like a rock. She-Devil then grabs her sore right arm, picks her up to her feet, twists the arm behind her back, and then lifts her up into the air in an excruciating hammer lock submission hold! Bridget screams wildly as the fans boo like crazy, and She-Devil taunts her by saying, “Say uncle, limey bitch! Say uncle!” Bridget feels like her right shoulder is about to dislocate, so when the referee asks if she wants to give she simply shakes her head “Yes” because she’s in too much pain to speak. The bell rings, and there is an audible wave of anger from the fans directed at She-Devil, who dumps her crying, practically naked opponent down to the mat before having her hand raised in victory and her belt handed back to her, which she proudly puts around her waist. Jennifer didn’t get to enjoy giving Bridget a Hellspike, so she corrects for this by propping the beaten Brit’s nylon covered ankles over the second rope with her head in a front face lock position, and then the champ DRIVES her head into the mat to add insult to injury – making the fans boo even more intensely while She-Devil laughs. Jennifer slithers out of the ring, grabs her pitchfork, and then she picks up the English flag and mockingly waves it before ripping the flag from the pole. Jennifer then drags Bridget to the center of the ring while she is face down, pulls up her butt so that it’s sticking up in the air, and then rips open her pantyhose to expose her ass and her sweaty British pussy. The sadistic world champion then raises up her pitchfork and makes the electricity crackle, before SHOVING the bottom two prongs into Bridget’s ass and pussy and then turning on the juice to make the hometown heroine writhe in agony from the humiliating double dip.

She-Devil ceases the double dip and subsequently takes the flag of England, spits on it, and STUFFS the flag right up Bridget’s ass! One drunken fan is so pissed off at She-Devil because of this humiliation that he jumps the railing and runs toward the ring to attack her, only to be tackled and arrested by a security guard. It’s fucking mayhem in here, folks. She-Devil picks Bridget up and parades her around by the hair with the flag of England sticking out of her ass. Finally, She-Devil bodyslams Bridget onto her right arm one more time, and is about to break her arm when Monica takes off her headset and runs up to the champion, threatening to suspend her if she goes too far once again. Monica has been meaning to have a meeting with The Inferno about their wanton destruction of wrestler after wrestler because Monica now has a shortage of fighters on the tour right now. Jennifer just sneers at Monica, then picks Bridget up and choke slams her in the center of the ring with the flag still up her ass, zaps her with her electrified pitchfork a few more times, and then leaves the ring with the gold belt around her waist to go back and celebrate with The Inferno while paramedics come down to carry Bridget off on a stretcher. The fans are so mad that She-Devil needs a police escort back to the dressing room, and even surrounded by police officers fans still pelt She-Devil with trash until she reaches the curtain.

The evening concludes with Tara and Rachel stripping out of their evening gowns and down to their pantyhose and bras, getting strapped up, then sandwich fucking Kris with strap on dildos right in the middle of the ring as tears drip from Kris’s face down to the mat. You’d better fucking believe that these British fans got their money’s worth tonight, despite being angered by the main event.

After the show, in the wee hours of the morning, Rebecca is in the hotel lobby talking to her husband on the phone, while wearing her little black dress and black pumps. She’s talking to him so late because of the time zone difference, and she is in the lobby because her roommate Lauren wanted privacy so that she could play with herself while having phone sex with her husband (Lauren’s sex life was stifled for a while after she was tormented in Hell, but it started getting rekindled before she left for the tour). Rebecca’s husband tells her that their daughter Stephanie has started talking recently, and Rebecca is happy to hear this but it also sends an arrow piercing through her heart because missing these precious moments with her child is absolutely killing her – moments that she will never be able to have back. Subtle tears start to well up in Rebecca’s eyes as she talks to her husband, and she misses her family so much that it’s almost unbearable.

At this moment Erica returns from partying in London with Dheera, Brandi, Karen, and Molly all dressed in slutty clothes, drunk, and reeking of alcohol; not surprisingly they were thrown out of not one but two night clubs for starting fights. Molly has a protective bandage over her nose and her eyes look like a raccoon courtesy of Lauren. Molly feels mortified going into public looking like that, and she won’t be cleared to wrestle again until the Asian leg of the tour. Needless to say, she is hungry for revenge on Lauren. A drunken Erica notices Rebecca sitting on a couch in the lobby talking on the phone, and she goes up to her and says, “So look who it is. Are you on the phone arranging a Girl Scout meeting?” Rebecca just gives her a dirty look and then gets up and walks away so that she can say goodnight to her husband without her enemy within earshot. Erica and the others go off to the elevators, and Rebecca goes over to the elevators shortly thereafter.

However, once Rebecca turns the corner into the elevator area Erica grabs her, puts her hand around her mouth so that she can’t scream, and then Karen and Dheera take turns slugging Rebecca in the belly! The elevator dings and the doors open. Thankfully this elevator is empty, so the bad girls drag Rebecca into the elevator while the gorgeous blonde good girl emits muffled protests. The elevator doors close and the bad girls gag Rebecca with a handkerchief and then work her over in the elevator – just pounding her all over. The elevator door opens on the floor with the Underworld’s suite, and Brandi looks out to see that the coast is clear. The Underworld drags Rebecca through the hall to the suite, Brandi keys into the room, and then they toss Rebecca into the room to have some FUN. Erica shuts the door behind them, Dheera and Karen pull Rebecca up by the hair and trap her arms behind her back, and Erica and the others start to kick Rebecca in the cunt, slug her in the belly, and punch her in the face. They want to put Rebecca out for the rest of the tour, and they want to put her out right now. While being pounded from all directions Rebecca is panicking because she knows the bad girls want to send her to a London hospital, so she frantically looks around the room… and she sees a red fire alarm. Erica gleefully hammers Rebecca in the tits a few times, but the leader of The Superpowers desperately struggles and fights back, and then she manages to wriggle free for just a split second so she leaps… and PULLS the handle of the fire alarm!

Erica yells “FUCK!” as the fire alarm goes off, and Rebecca uses the distraction to escape the room and run for the stairwell in her torn dress along with a bunch of other people who are evacuating the hotel. The entire UWWL roster and all of the other hotel guests end up standing around late at night on a London street after the fire alarm. Monica is standing around in her elegant purple pajamas feeling annoyed and confused about the fire drill. Monica notices that Rebecca is standing there looking beaten up and disheveled with her dress ripped, and then she looks over and sees The Underworld breathing heavily with exertion, and then she puts two and two together. Monica angrily walks up to Erica, grabs her by the wrist while a drunk Erica says, “Hey, get off me!” and then she drags her over near Rebecca and makes the two adversaries stand next to each other. Monica then assertively says, “I want to see you two… in my office… one hour before the Paris show; if either of you are late to the meeting, or if you don’t show, then you will be SUSPENDED without pay. Is that clear?” The two superstars, who aren’t used to seeing their boss so angry, agree to show up to the meeting.

Show #9: Paris, France

Monica sits in her office backstage at the sports arena in Paris where tonight’s card will take place. She is strumming her long, purple fingernails on her desk while sitting cross-legged and looking at the clock through her stylish eyeglasses. Dr. Rebecca Williams, who is always early for everything, is sitting in street clothes across from Monica’s desk with her arms folded as they both wait for the princess of darkness to show up to the meeting. Erica finally shows up in a black slutty skirt and black fishnets only two minutes before being officially late for the meeting, and she sits down next to her rival without even looking at her, but Erica says, “Monica, do you have any air freshener spray? I can’t stand the smell of this fucking PIG next to me,” and the boss of the UWWL responds by saying, “That’s ENOUGH. We’re all adults here, so we can have a meeting without childish insults.” Monica then leans forward and says, “The fans that we are performing in front of on this tour have waited their entire lives to see the Underground Women’s Wrestling League in person. They pay good money to come to the shows and be entertained by the top talent… which means YOU. You are two of the best and most talented female professional wrestlers in the world, which is why you’re sitting in my office right now. Getting injured during a match is one thing, it happens and it’s a part of wrestling, and everybody knows how violent this league is…” at this point Monica stands up and aggressively puts her hands on the table “…but the type of shit that was pulled in London the other night will NOT be tolerated! We can’t afford to cancel a main event and break the hearts of thousands of fans because one of you got drunk and decided to beat up your opponent in the hotel. If there are any more hotel attacks by either of you on this tour, then your pay will be docked. I have also decided that The Underworld and The Superpowers should not stay in the same hotel. Therefore, throughout the rest of this tour one of the two stables will stay in a separate, cheaper hotel – starting with The Underworld staying at a different hotel when we reach Barcelona, and then The Superpowers will stay at a cheaper hotel in Amsterdam and so forth.” Rebecca starts to protest the fact that her team is being punished too for something that Erica precipitated, but Monica cuts her off and says, “I’ve made my decision and that’s final. Now both of you get the fuck out of my office and get ready to give the fans their money’s worth later.”

At bell time, pyrotechnics go off throughout the arena and Monica makes her way to the ring with Channing, as her theme song “Material Girl” plays throughout the arena. Monica, who is strangely wearing a purple silk bathrobe while Channing is wearing a green silk bathrobe, enters the ring with her microphone and says, “Bonsoir! Bienvenue sur une nuit de combat féminin présenté par la Ligue de Catch Féminin Souterrain!” The fans cheer at this welcome. She then says, “And now I’ll switch to English, as my Francais is only comme ci comme ca. I’m here to make a special announcement – to honor the fact that the UWWL is finally in France, all of tonight’s matches will take place… in LINGERIE!” Monica pauses as the fans cheer, then slowly and seductively undoes her bathrobe and lets it slip to the mat to reveal her own purple lingerie with purple thigh high stockings and heels, and then she says, “Enjoy the show!” before leaving the ring. At this moment, the piano sounds that open the Angelfire theme song start to play, and Becky, Heidi, and Jackie from the original babyface women’s wrestling stable come out to a throng of cheers as they are quite popular in France.

Becky and the others still look beaten up from their terrible night in Rio, but they still look gorgeous despite their bruised up faces because they are all wearing lingerie thanks to Monica’s dress code for the evening (Becky wears Goth-looking black and white corset with fishnets like something from a pornographic Tim Burton movie, Heidi wears light pink lingerie with pink thigh highs, while Jackie wears a hot pink teddy with nude stockings). Becky puts a microphone up to her mouth and says, “Bonsoir, mon amies. We are here to make another announcement. Angelfire has sadly been outnumbered ever since my dear friend Alyssa was re-injured by that evil bitch Mindy, and so we decided to recruit a new member.” Becky stops as the fans who speak English murmur among themselves as to who the new member might be. She then continues, “Based upon her impressive wins in Sao Paulo and London, we have invited a young, rising star to join Angelfire. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome our newest member – Staci the Ballerina!” The fans cheer at this announcement, and the beautiful brunette comes out in white lingerie and white thigh high stockings with makeup and glitter on her face – looking more gorgeous than ever. She lets fans kiss her hand and high fives them as she makes her way to the ring to join her new team, who she embraces. As if on cue, the sounds of “Cat Scratch Fever” start to play and Jessica, Trisha, Heidi, and Mindy all come out through the curtain wearing various animal print lingerie outfits with black thigh highs and heels. Mindy puts the microphone up to her bitchy, sneering lips and says, “Awww… isn’t this sweet. We’re all quivering with fear because our enemies have added a new member who fights in a tutu. Give me a fucking break!” Mindy then points at Staci and says, “This is a message for you, White Swan.” Staci just glares right back at Mindy with a confident look on her face while shaking her up and down head as if to say, “Bring it on”. Mindy continues, “That’s right, I’m talking to YOU. You are young and you HAD a promising wrestling career ahead of you, because I watched your last few matches and I’ll admit that you have talent and athleticism. But you have just made a grave mistake by joining those three pathetic bitches next to you. From this moment on, my teammates and I will make your life a living fucking HELL. I will recommend that you go into the UWWL archives and watch a pay per view called War Games I to see what my team has done to your pathetic troupe of losers, and what we will continue to do. We have DOMINATED you good girl bitches for over ten years now.” At this Becky gets on her microphone and says, “Oh come on, Mindy. Jackie and I are the only three time tag team champions ever, and I seem to recall beating your ass in a tag team championship match eight months ago at CuntClash 3. We’ve had plenty of victories over you bitchy Josie and the Pussycat look-alikes.” Mindy continues, “Talk all you want, you Goth bitch, but the fact is that Monica declared us as the official winners of the feud, and that’s the bottom line.” Staci then cuts in, grabs a microphone, and says, “I am PROUD to be a member of Angelfire now, and I’m not afraid of you four bitches. So why don’t you skanks get the FUCK out of here.”

In response to this challenge, Mindy steps up, looking meaner than ever, and says, “Why don’t you fucking MAKE us, you tutu wearing SLUT.” Staci says, “It’s time to hunt some tiger” and then she throws down her microphone, slides under the bottom rope, and goes out to the floor followed by her teammates while the Hellcats run down the aisle toward them and the fans go fucking CRAZY. Staci, who has a bachelor’s degree in Dance and is very smart, expected a rumble like this so she takes a metal bar out of her right stocking and BASHES an unsuspecting Mindy in the belly with it, making the redhead double over before getting axe handled across the back of the head and dropping like a rock . Meanwhile, the other 6 fighters converge and start wailing away on each other as the arena erupts into complete chaos. Because of Staci’s attack with the metal bar the Hellcats are outnumbered so they eventually scamper off while dragging a hurting, yet thankfully not injured, Mindy back to their dressing room with them. Angelfire hams it up for the fans in the ring looking sexy before going back to their own dressing room, feeling confident that they are a stronger team now.

It’s finally time for the first fight of the night. Channing goes into the ring in her green bathrobe, and before she announces the first match she slowly takes it off to reveal her own, lovely looking gold lingerie with shimmery thigh high stockings and glittering gold open toe high heels. She sparkles under the lights and looks amazing as she introduces the first two competitors – who will be fighting in a lingerie foxy boxing match.

-Michelle (from The Cheerleaders) vs. Tara in a foxy boxing match. The brown haired cheerleader Michelle requested this match in order to get back at Tara for humiliating her friend Kris in London. Kris has really bonded with The Cheerleaders because they were tortured together in Erica’s basement eight months ago along with Robyn (who was so traumatized by the torture that she has isolated herself from anything to do with the UWWL and hasn’t been heard from since). Michelle, Kayla, Kris, and Staci have all been taking Tae Bo together, which is one of the reasons why Michelle wanted to challenge Tara to a boxing match tonight. On this special night of lingerie fights Michelle looks gorgeous in skimpy pink and black lingerie along with the sluttiest little cheerleader skirt that you’ll ever see. It looks like one of those bedroom cheerleader outfits that they sell in a dildo shop, and it allows for plenty of Michelle’s amazing, slightly tan flesh to be seen. The sexy cheerleader is in phenomenal shape and she makes many of the French men in the audience as hard as a rock. As for her opponent, Tara is not surprisingly in a red lacey panties and bra set along with black thigh high stockings. Blonde Kayla, who is wearing an outfit identical to Michelle’s, will be helping out Michelle between rounds while Rachel (in a brown and white babydoll) will be assisting Tara.

The bell rings to start round 1, and it’s obvious right away that Michelle is a more skilled boxer. After Michelle stings her with a few punches you can see on Tara’s face that this is going to be harder than she was expecting. Tara is on the defensive after this realization while Michelle is on the attack, waiting patiently and striking when Tara leaves an opening.

After a pep talk from Rachel Tara comes out in the second round and does much better, winning the round and blemishing Michelle’s pretty face with some hard punches. However, Michelle is simply a more skilled boxer and she regains control in the third round once the ferocity of Tara’s second round performance gets bogged down with fatigue. Michelle punishes Tara severely in the third round, and by the time the bell rings the pretty dark haired bad girl has a severely blackened left eye and bruised up boobs after Michelle knocked her red lingerie top off halfway through the round. Round 4 is even more lopsided, as Tara is really wearing down – and Michelle starts to just fucking POUND her, just kicking her fucking ass. Tara is a battered mess by the time the fifth round starts (after a very worried Rachel gives water to her) and Michelle runs up and hammers Tara in the middle of the ring only seconds after the round starts. The cheerleader, who is used to being the one getting her ass kicked, gleefully blasts away at Tara with a crushing series of blows until she winds up and delivers a huge blow that knocks Tara out cold. The bad girl, who by now is an unrecognizable and topless mess, just lies there only mildly stirring while the referee counts to ten. After the bell rings Michelle slaps Tara in the face with her boxing glove to wake her up, and when she wakes Michelle yells out, “THAT’S for what you did to Kris, BITCH!” and then goes back to celebrate with the other good girls.

-The Angels vs. The Wrecking Crew (from the Hellcats). Yes, you read that correctly – The Angels are amazingly making a comeback after being slaughtered by The Cowgirls at Total Domination 2. The two sorority beauties, brunette Lacey and blonde Taylor, vowed to never set foot in a wrestling ring again after they suffered unspeakable torments at that secret event. However, Monica simply needs more good girls on the roster for this tour so she enticed them to fly over to Europe and join the European leg of the tour, and in return she will give them the salary for the matches in addition to an all-inclusive European vacation for a few weeks after the European leg of the tour concludes.

Taylor and Lacey make their way to the ring wearing angel wings and a skimpy white, angelic looking panties and bra set along with white thigh high stockings. Their opponents tonight are The Wrecking Crew, short blonde haired Trisha and dark haired, tan skinned Alana. The two time former world tag team champions are in the animal print lingerie with black thigh highs that they appeared in earlier, and they are PISSED OFF after being shown up by The Ballerina at the inception of tonight’s event. The Wrecking Crew takes their anger out on the poor Angels, and oh my fucking God do they ever SLAUGHTER the two sorority sluts.

There is not enough room in this account to describe the entire long, thorough, and epic beating so let’s pick things up toward the end of the fight. Taylor and Lacey have been stripped down to just their stockings, and Taylor took a pile driver on the concrete floor and is lying motionless allowing her brunette partner Lacey to be double teamed. And The Wrecking Crew are absolute MASTERS at double teaming. Alana picks up Lacey over her head, extends her right knee… and gives her a huge BACKBREAKER right across her knee. Alana then tags in Trisha, who ascends the ropes, leaps off, and BLASTS the brunette sorority girl in the belly with a two handed axe handle blow. Both bad girls take turns blasting Lacey in the belly over and over again, making the sexy brunette moan and shudder after each cruel blow, until Lacey gets shoved off of Alana’s knee. Trisha then picks her up over her head, gives her another huge backbreaker across her knee, and tags in Alana so that she can also give a flying axe handle blow to Lacey’s exposed belly. After repeating this a few more times, Trisha goes out to the floor and rolls Taylor back into the ring so that she can be bodyslammed, and then Lacey gets dumped on top of her with her face shoved into Taylor’s pussy in a “69” position for a humiliating double pin. After the bell the Wrecking Crew forces the Angels to eat each other out in the ring while camera flashes go off everywhere, and then they get led back to the Hellcat dressing room on all fours to be tortured for the next few hours.

-Jackie (from Angelfire) vs. The Naughty Nurse. The optimism of Angelfire that was stoked earlier tonight is quickly subdued when Jackie is completely slaughtered by Eva (looking incredible in white lingerie with red nurse crosses). Eva puts Jackie away and pins her with a huge gut buster to Jackie’s weak belly, and starts to get out her medical kit to torture Jackie after the match but Angelfire runs out to rescue the beaten southern belle.

-Lauren (from The Superpowers) vs. Dheera (from The Underworld). Lauren has been like a woman possessed on this tour so far – she destroyed Julie from the Biker Chix in Canada and then she hospitalized both Molly and Jenna in her last two matches. Lauren has been fighting with a new level of viciousness ever since her return from Hell – which I guess is what happens when one is tortured for three days and then forced to watch and listen as your husband is fucked by your worst enemies.

There is so much bad blood between the Superpowers and The Underworld that this is sure to be a brutal match. Lauren wrestles in a gorgeous sky blue panties and bra lingerie outfit with nude stockings while Dheera wears a maroon metallic sheen panties and bra with black stockings and black fingerless gloves. The bell rings, and the two enemies furiously exchange blows and wrestling moves as expected for the first several minutes… until Lauren lands one of her signature dropkicks on Dheera, but the momentum causes Dheera to knock the slutty blonde referee over. While the ref is knocked down, Dheera discreetly reaches into her maroon panties, pulls out a studded glove, and quickly replaces it with the glove that she had on before! This all happens very quickly and nobody notices. Lauren reaches down and picks Dheera up by the hair, but Dheera slugs her in the gut with the studded glove! Lauren clutches her gut and says “OOooffff!!!” as she doubles over, surprised at how much a simple punch hurt. Dheera then clocks Lauren in the face, shoves her back against the ropes, and then really stings her with a right cross to the face, reinforced by the studded glove. The Indian bad girl then rips off Lauren’s sky blue lingerie top and then goes after the favorite target of every bad girl in the league – Lauren’s sensitive, scarred up boobs. Dheera just fucking HAMMERS Lauren in the tits with that studded glove, and the good girl has a look of agony on her face as she cries out from each cruel blow. Lauren’s tits get increasingly red, sore, and bruised from the punishment – and over the next few minutes Dheera literally beats Lauren’s tits to a fucking PULP.

Dheera concludes the devastating barrage with a knee to the belly, and then she grabs Lauren’s hair and hair tosses her across the ring. Lauren is lying face down, running her hands through her burning scalp and softly sobbing from her hurting boobs, when Dheera sits on top of her back and pulls her up into the dreaded camel clutch! Lauren shrieks from the painful submission hold, but she has a very high tolerance for pain so she hangs on and refuses to submit. Dheera stops pulling back on Lauren’s chin, and grabs her tits instead! Dheera clamps her fingernails onto Lauren’s boobs and pulls them hard to each side while Lauren screams. Lauren can’t escape the submission hold, and she can’t reach the ropes – she is trapped and helpless. However, she is tough as nails and does not submit despite the incredible pain in her tits, back, and neck. One minute goes by… … two minutes… … Jesus fucking Christ, how much pain can Lauren take? Dheera eventually realizes that Lauren is just not going to submit, so she releases the hold, and then hammers her on the back to knock her down face first. Lauren writhes on the mat clutching her tits and crying from the torture. A sneering Dheera picks Lauren up by the hair, slugs her in the gut, and then tosses her into the nearest corner. Dheera runs in, leaps into the air, and gets ready to deliver a huge blow to Lauren’s tits when the dirty blonde beauty gets out of the way, causing Dheera to crash into the top turnbuckle! Dheera flies back to the mat, stunned, and Lauren takes the opportunity to quickly scurry up the ropes, leap off, and NAIL Dheera with a missile dropkick! Lauren leaps on her, hooks her leg, and the referee counts to 1… … then 2… … then 3!!! Lauren just snatched a miraculous victory from the jaws of defeat despite having her tits beaten into raw hamburger. The French fans, who love the Superpowers, go fucking CRAZY.

However, Dheera is furious, and after the bell she grabs Lauren and shoves her onto her back on the mat, and then starts hammering her in the tits with the studded glove while Lauren squirms from the punishment. Dheera eventually blasts her right tit really hard and then just G R I N D S the studs into her tits as tears run down the good girl’s cheeks. Dheera keeps up this punishment until Jen and Anjou run out to rescue her. Anjou shoves Dheera against the ropes while Jen checks on their hurting friend. Dheera shoves Anjou right back, and says, “I can’t fucking WAIT to get my hands on you in New Delhi.” Anjou, who is also from India but is a little cuter and has lighter skin, says, “Likewise, bitch. I have major scores to settle with you.” Dheera laughs derisively in return and says, “Like I don’t? You tried to fucking KILL me in that war games match. I’m going to scratch up your cunt so bad that your fancy lawyer husband will never be able to fuck you again.” By this point security guards break them up, and Jen and Anjou help a victorious yet badly beaten up Lauren back to get medical attention.

-The Cowgirls (champions) vs. The Stewardesses (challengers) for the UWWL tag team championship. The first title defense for The Cowgirls is a difficult one, as The Stewardesses are a downright sadistic team who enjoy using tasers to torture their defeated opponents. Even though these are two heel teams they do NOT like each other one bit because the cosmopolitan, globetrotting flight attendants couldn’t be any more different from the down home country gals. The Cowgirls wrestle in black lingerie, while blonde Natasha and brunette Simone wrestle in navy blue thong panties and bras along with sheer pantyhose. As expected this is a tough, tough match but The Cowgirls prevail and hang onto the titles after Natasha takes a pile driver from Emily while Joanne knocks Simone off of the ring apron.

-Susan (from The Superpowers) vs. Monique (from The Noblewomen). Monica just had to include the French superstar Monique on tonight’s card, and she would have put her against She-Devil but the world champ has the night off. That’s probably a good thing for Monique after her tag team partner Bridget was hospitalized in London. Monica decided to rekindle the old Patriots vs. Noblewomen rivalry here in Paris, and it’s a much anticipated fight.

The All-American girl Susan is introduced, and for the first time in her career the brunette babyface in sparkling red, white, and blue lingerie gets booed by fans when she walks out. Susan is taken aback by this, but she doesn’t let it faze her as she walks to the ring waving Old Glory to “Star & Stripes Forever”. Next, Channing introduces Monique who, like Bridget, is normally hated by fans but tonight in her home country she comes out to a throng of cheers. Monique is wearing French flag patterned lingerie with blue thigh high stockings while waving the flag of France. She soaks in the love from the crowd, as the cute shoulder length haired brunette blows kisses and accepts flowers from adoring fans.

Monique enters the ring and then she’s all business. These two women have hated each other for years, and Susan has been tortured and humiliated by The Noblewomen on several occasions so she is hungry to get back at her in front of her hometown fans. This is a tough match that goes back and forth, with the fans cheering when Monique has the upper hand and booing when Susan does. However, the fans are ultimately disappointed when Susan catches Monique off the ropes, picks her up onto her shoulders, and gives her a Kurt Angle-style Olympic slam before covering her, hooking her leg, and pinning her for the three count. Susan achieves a modicum of revenge for those humiliating losses back in the day, and she avoids trash being thrown at her as she goes back to encourage her teammate Rebecca in her huge main event.

-The Main Event, Rebecca vs. Erica Match #5. Erica comes out to her usual ring entrance with flames shooting up on either side of the aisle, carrying her kendo stick in one hand and The Pear of Anguish in the other. She is wearing the same black lingerie outfit that she had on when she won her first world title against her arch rival Kerstin in a legendary cage match years ago (black thong panties, a black silk bra, and black thigh high stockings with a garter). Rebecca then emerges from the curtain to her theme song and a huge ovation from the fans. The short blonde haired beauty looks more gorgeous than ever in silver panties and a silver bra with nude thigh high stockings.

Beautiful, artistic Paris is Rebecca’s kind of town; she visited the Louvre with her teammates earlier and it inspired her to be at her best tonight. Also, Rebecca is aching to get back at the princess of darkness after the hotel attack in London, and so she fights with a new level of fervor in this match. These factors cause Rebecca to wrestle one of the best matches of her entire career (despite feeling slightly embarrassed about fighting in lingerie), and she is in control for about 70% of the fight. Erica lands a few moves and has a few periods in which she punishes Rebecca and hits her in the pussy, but Rebecca succeeds at making this into a wrestling match and she decides to go after Erica’s legs instead of her usual strategy of going after her neck (because you can’t become predictable over the course of 13 matches).

Eventually Erica is just too worn down by Rebecca’s leg attacks and the blonde good girl just ANNIHILATES the princess of darkness, much to the delight of the fans. Erica is a battered, sweaty shell by the end of the fight, and Rebecca eventually drags her near the ropes by the legs (with the ropes to Rebecca’s back), stomps Erica in the pussy, but then instead of the Sharpshooter she decides to slap on the figure four leglock – and she cinches it in real good. Erica screams out from the excruciating hold and runs her hands through her sweat drenched hair. When the referee has her back turned, Rebecca decides to grab the ropes and pull on them for added leverage – an uncharacteristic move for the good girl, but all bets are off after the bad girls tried to put her out in London. Nobody realizes it right now but by pulling on the ropes to put more pressure on Erica’s leg, Rebecca gives Erica a minor hyperextended left knee. The leader of The Underworld shrieks upon suffering the injury as she writhes in agony in her black lingerie, but Erica still refuses to submit because it would be a bitter humiliation to tap out twice in a row to her hated rival. After a few minutes, which seem like an eternity to the pain wracked bad girl, Erica eventually drifts off and collapses back to the mat with her eyes closed and her beautiful blonde hair matted across her sweaty face. The referee drops down to the mat and verbally counts along with her hand slapping onto the canvas – “One! … … … Two! … … … Three! She’s OUT!” and the ref calls for the bell, which reverberates throughout the arena while the fans flip out. Rebecca keeps the hold on for about twenty extra seconds to really rub Erica’s nose in it, and then finally releases the hold – after which Erica curls up and clutches her injured leg with subtle tears running down her cheeks as she softly cries after one of the worst defeats of her career. When she is on her game Rebecca has the ability to take intimidating, powerful bad girls and break them down into sobbing children - which is a major reason why the heels hate her so fucking much.

Rebecca sees the paramedics heading down to the ring with a stretcher, and she leans in next to Erica’s ear and says, “Lucky for you France has the best health care in the world. Have fun at the hospital, bitch!” Rebecca then hams it up for the fans (looking stunning in her silver lingerie) while Erica is loaded onto the stretcher, and then Rebecca strikes a sexy pose, blows a kiss toward the stretcher, and mockingly waves goodbye as a softly crying Erica gets carried off to an ambulance. Rebecca has just won two matches in a row, so Channing hands her the microphone, and the victorious good girl announces that the next match in Amsterdam will be… a 2 out of 3 falls match! Rebecca makes this choice because it suits her more technical style, like the classic matches between Ric Flair and Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat. Erica’s knee injury is very minor but it will take about a week and a half to heal, and the fight in Amsterdam is only four nights from now. How will Erica be able to compete in a 2 out of 3 falls match against a dangerous woman who is known for torturing her opponent’s limbs? Rebecca will be licking her chops when Erica limps out for the Amsterdam match, and things are looking grim for the princess of darkness right now.

Even though Lauren’s boobs were badly beaten, this was still a triumphant night for The Superpowers as they swept their matches and Rebecca took an important 3 to 2 lead in the series while injuring Erica’s left knee in the process. Thus, the good girls decide to go out and celebrate in the Montmartre section of Paris while wearing slutty night club outfits (except for Lauren who can’t wear a bra because her tits are too sore so she decides to stay in, put ice on her boobs, and Skype with her husband on her laptop). Now, dear readers, here is a subplot of this tour that you haven’t read about until now. Remember how Monica allowed Jen Newman’s boyfriend to tag along on the tour? Jen and her boyfriend have been sharing hotel rooms with Jen’s roommate Danielle on the tour because Monica refused to pay for an extra room to accommodate Jen’s man. And Danielle and Jen’s boyfriend have been very close ever since he rescued Danielle from the dumpster after she was broken in Hell. It was as if Danielle imprinted on him because she was so traumatized and he was the first friendly face she encountered after waking up naked and battered in the dumpster. At first Jen was perfectly fine with Danielle being friends with her boyfriend because she’s not insecure, but lately she has been getting concerned. There have been a few nights on the tour when Danielle and Jen’s boyfriend stayed up talking after Jen drifted off to sleep. Another aspect of this is that Jen and Rebecca have become very close over the past year, and Danielle is secretly very jealous about this because of her unrequited love for Rebecca.

Well, tonight in Montmartre the good girls and Jen’s boyfriend really live it up and they all get very drunk. They get separated on the subway going back to their hotel, and Jen loses track of both her boyfriend and Danielle. Jen, who is not as drunk as the others because she wants to be prepared for her big tag team match in Barcelona, reaches the door to her hotel room and keys in. You can pretty much guess what happens next. She walks into her dimly lit hotel room… and finds a drunken Danielle making out with her equally drunken boyfriend! Jen throws her purse down, turns the lights up, and angrily says, “What the FUCK!?” Danielle and Jen’s man move away from each other and act like kids who got caught with their hands in a cookie jar.

Jen looks at the two of them with a shocked look of betrayal, and then she turns to Danielle and says, “Wait a minute, I thought you were a lesbian?!” Danielle, with slightly slurred speech, says, “I’m bisexual, Jen, there’s a huge difference.” A very confused and upset Jen then says, “What the FUCK?!” again. Jen points at Danielle and says, “You and I have a huge tag team match against Jessica and Mindy in Spain and we need to be focused on that, so we’ll discuss this matter afterward. For now, though, I want you out of my fucking sight – go next door and spend the night in Susan and Anjou’s room.” A pissed off Danielle then quickly gathers up her stuff and goes next door like Jen said. Jen then turns to her boyfriend with her arms folded and says, “As for YOU. When you sober up, buddy, you and I are going to have a nice, LONG talk…”

Show #10: Barcelona, Spain

-Thunder vs. Taryn. Taryn is a young new wrestler with a 1980s-era “punk rocker girl” theme who has dyed red hair. She is actually more neutral rather than being a heel or a face, but Monica listed her as a good girl because there is a shortage of babyfaces on this tour. Taryn wrestles in a lime green one piece leotard with shiny flesh colored tights and hot pink wrestling shoes. She runs down to the ring to her punk rock theme music wearing sunglasses, and then she anxiously awaits her very formidable first opponent in her UWWL debut. A rumbling of Thunder then echoes throughout the arena, and the powerful Black woman comes through the curtain as sparks shoot up from around the entrance tunnel.

Thunder just LOVES beating on pretty white girls, and she just totally destroys the sexy young rookie. After toying with poor Taryn for several minutes, Thunder slings her into the ropes, catches her in a power slam, and then plows her into the mat and covers her for a pin… only to grab her by the dyed red hair and pull her up at 2. Thunder then hoists Taryn up into the torture rack backbreaker and painfully bends her back until the rookie screams out a submission. After the bell Thunder dumps her down to the mat, and then the sexy Black girl gets down and says, “Welcome to the UWWL, honey”. Kendra then calls for a microphone, turns to Monica, and says, “Next time give me a REAL opponent!” before going back to celebrate yet another win with her friend Lightning.

-Mindy & Jessica (from The Hellcats) vs. Jen & Danielle (from The Superpowers); the winning team will get a title shot against The Cowgirls in Munich. This may just be the most interesting fight of the night – can the two (former) roommates put their differences aside to focus on their match against two of the most vicious heels in the league? You’re about to find out.

“Cat Scratch Fever” blares throughout the venue in Barcelona, and the long dark haired Jessica comes through the curtain with sexy redheaded Mindy – both wearing their cheetah print wrestling outfits as always. They reach the ring and turn to face the curtain, pounding their fists into their cheetah print gloved palms as they can’t wait to get their hands on these two goody goody bitches. Uplifting pop music then starts to play, and the short but very athletic light brown haired Danielle comes out in her two piece orange leotard and matching wrestling boots with flesh colored tights followed by the pure-hearted long dark haired sweetheart Jen, wearing her usual pink and white two piece leotard with white tights. The bell rings, and Jen squares off against Jessica. Jessica, a former world champion, has actually wrestled (and lost) against Jen’s legendary mother so she knows to be wary of the talented second generation superstar. Her wariness is warranted as Jen gets her with an arm drag takedown, and then starts working on Jessica’s right arm. Mindy, of course, is standing on the apron yelling insults and taunts at Jen. Eventually, Jessica manages to get to her feet, she backs Jen into the ropes to Mindy’s left, and then nails her in the gut with a knee smash – making Jen moan and knocking the wind out of her. Jessica tosses Jen into the ropes across the ring. Jen bounces back, Jessica goes to flatten her with a clothesline, but Jen does a baseball slide to get under it, springs up, and then NAILS Jessica right in the kisser with a dropkick! This sensational move brings Superpower fans to their feet.

Jen hurts Jessica with a few more perfectly executed moves, including a German suplex into a pinning position that Jessica kicks out of at two. Then Jen goes for a vertical suplex but the more powerful Jessica blocks the attempt by wrapping her right leg around Jen’s legs, and then she reverses the suplex! Jen grimaces and rolls to her side after her back is slammed into the mat. This allows Jessica to go over and tag in Mindy, telling her vicious redheaded partner to “kick her fucking ass”. Mindy comes in and starts stomping on Jen, then picks her up to her knees by the hair and rakes her face with her sharp Hellcat fingernails as Jen shrieks. Mindy pounds on Jen all over the ring, and fights dirty like she always does by targeting her tits and pussy with Jen trapped in a corner. Being trapped in a corner with Mindy is like fighting a rabid pit bull in a phone booth. However, a sweaty and exhausted Jen manages to block Mindy’s hand when she goes to claw her face, and then kicks Mindy in the gut to retaliate. Jen hammers Mindy in the face with a huge punch, knocking her down, and then she crawls over to desperately tag in Danielle. Jen reaches the corner and reaches out her hand for a tag… but Danielle draws her hand back and backs away from Jen so that she can’t tag out. Jen gawks at Danielle with a look of shock and betrayal on her face, but this look intensifies because Danielle slowly cracks a cruel smile on her face, leans forward, and then SPITS right onto her tag team partner. Jen stares at Danielle in utter disbelief with the Canadian beauty’s spit running down her face, but her sense of shock is interrupted by Mindy PUNTING her in the cunt from behind.

Jen howls out from the crushing blow to her womanhood and drops down to the mat curled up in a fetal ball. Mindy then straddles the good girl, RIPS her pink and white top off, and then uses her finger nails to treat Jen’s luscious young tits like two scratching posts. Jen writhes in agony as her tits are mauled, and she looks over at the cruel smirk on Danielle’s face as a tear of dismay trickles down her cheek. The fans are just as shocked as Jen, and they boo Danielle wildly while fans sitting up close angrily throw trash at her back. Mindy picks Jen up by the hair, tosses her into the Hellcat corner, tags in Jessica… and then the bad girls just beat the ever living SHIT out of a helpless Jen, who has to fight two legendary heels all by herself. And through it all Danielle just stands on the ring apron smiling at Jen’s pain.

The Hellcats batter Jen and strip her down to just her white tights, which get ripped open at the crotch so that Mindy can maul her pussy. Jen is a bloody, bruised up mess covered in sweat with disheveled hair. Eventually, Jessica splatters Jen into the mat with a power slam, and then tags in Mindy, who puts Jen in the dreaded figure four leglock – right in the Hellcat corner! Jen writhes in agony from Mindy’s finishing hold, and the redheaded buzzsaw reaches back and tags Jessica back in. Jessica ascends the ropes, leaps off, and then hammers Jen in the bare tits with a huge flying elbow while Jen continues to squirm in the figure four. Jessica blasts Jen’s belly a few times, and then tags Mindy again who goes right on applying the figure four. The bad girls repeat this sequence two more times so that Jessica can pound on the young babyface while Mindy tries to break her leg. Jen’s sweaty, bloody face lolls back and forth, and she is in so much unbelievable pain that she can’t help reaching out her right palm… and slapping it onto the mat to tap out from Mindy’s figure four leglock. Mindy lets out her trademark cruel laugh as the bell rings, and of course she keeps the hold on while Jen continues squirming in anguish until the referee has to actually pry Mindy off of the beaten good girl. And the fans BOO so fucking loud that it’s almost deafening. As the Hellcat theme song starts to play, Danielle enters the ring and actually starts clapping! The pretty brown haired member of The Superpowers, Rebecca’s long-time best friend, then sidles into the middle of the ring, strikes a sexy pose, and actually starts stripping her orange bottoms down her waist and then down her legs… to reveal a pair of cheetah print panties underneath. The fans have their jaws collectively drop in utter disbelief. Not only has Danielle turned heel – but she has joined the Hellcats! Holy fucking shit! Livid Spanish fans stand up and start HURLING trash at the ring, and a nervous Monica makes eye contact with her head of security in case things get out of hand. Danielle completely strips off her orange bottoms, and then she strips off her orange top to reveal a cheetah print bra as well – so that she stands there wearing a cheetah print bra and panties over her tights as the booing only intensifies. Mindy and Jessica then go over and the three of them stand in a line, clasp their hands, and slowly raise their arms up in the air to indicate camaraderie, while in the background a crying and practically naked Jen is carried out of the ring on a stretcher looking beaten to a pulp. And then Danielle goes back to the Hellcat dressing room to celebrate with her new team, with the help of a police escort as fans pelt them with trash and angrily yell insults in Spanish. Oh, and by the way – Danielle ends up stealing Jen’s boyfriend to add insult to injury.

-Olivia (from the Inferno) vs. Kim. The beautiful long curly light auburn haired Kim is normally a tag team wrestler with her hot blonde partner Kelly (who both wrestle in white bikinis and flesh colored tights), but tonight she is the latest victim for the undefeated young Olivia. Olivia slaughters her, strips her down to her tights, puts her away with the rock bottom, and then dumps her upside down in a corner after the bell and pounds on her pussy like a jackhammer before ripping open her tights and stuffing Kim’s white bikini bottom into her cunt.

-The Main Event: She-Devil (champion) vs. Lilia (challenger) for the UWWL world championship belt. The Eastern European short blonde haired spitfire Lilia, who wrestles in a rust colored bikini, is arguably the most underrated wrestler in the league. She gives She-Devil her biggest challenge of the tour, and manages to dish out some punishment and hurt the seemingly unbeatable world champion. This match goes back and forth for over 30 minutes, until Lilia makes a mistake trying to deliver a flying clothesline and ends up crashing to the concrete floor outside of the ring. She-Devil goes outside, bodyslams her on the concrete, and then rolls her into the ring where she finishes her off with a power bomb to win a very tough match. She-Devil decides to spare the Eastern European heel from further punishment because she enjoyed watching Lilia’s matches when she was younger, especially when she would trounce her arch rival Marta (who Lilia eventually put out of wrestling).

However, the major event from this show in Spain is of course Danielle’s heel turn, which is what everyone in the UWWL universe is talking about after the show with fans feverishly posting about it on-line. Fans quickly start referring to tonight’s incident as the “Barcelona Betrayal”.

Show #11: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Monica just had to bring the sexy Underground Women’s Wrestling League to the city that many consider to be the sex capital of the world. After the show kicks off with the usual pyrotechnics and a greeting from Monica, the Hellcat theme song starts to play and Danielle comes out with her new teammates for an interview so that she can explain why she turned bad. Let’s just say that the fans don’t exactly give her a warm and fuzzy reception, and once again the Canadian beauty has to dodge trash thrown at her from the crowd.

Danielle relishes the booing, and she sarcastically says into her microphone, “I love you too, Amsterdam. Of course, most of you are probably high anyway… So, I’m sure all of you and the fans watching around the world on the Internet are wondering why I turned my back on your precious Superpowers. Well, I can sum it up quite simply – being a good girl in this league fucking SUCKS. It’s as simple as that. Before I became a wrestler I was perfectly happy as a weight loss counselor and nutritional consultant, but then your precious Rebecca convinced me to join this professional wrestling league with her. It seemed exciting at first, but following Rebecca on her crusade to ‘clean up’ this league was the WORST decision of my life. Since I’ve joined the UWWL I have been beaten up, injured, tortured, and even gang raped on several occasions. I have been treated like a fucking war criminal, and for WHAT? So that REBECCA can get all of the credit and all of the glory. Well FUCK her. My legendary teammates here have never been tortured and they have never been gang raped – being a bad girl certainly seems like a better deal to me. Oh, and now that I’m a Hellcat Becky and her losers had better look the fuck out.” At that Danielle throws her microphone to the ground and then goes back to the dressing room with the other Hellcats as their theme song plays again and the fans boo them every step of the way. And Danielle just takes in the derision with a sardonic smirk on her face.

-Rachel vs. The Ballerina. This is a rematch specifically requested by Rachel because she was so humiliated by her loss to Staci in Sao Paulo. The Ballerina is more than happy to oblige her because her confidence is at an all-time high since joining Angelfire and she is riding the best winning streak of her career. Unlike when they fought in bikinis in Brazil tonight they wear their usual wrestling outfits, a brown bikini with clear tights and brown wrestling boots & a pink and white ballerina outfit respectively. Staci ends up dominating the early portion of this match, and she is a ball of fire with a barrage of blows to Rachel’s huge boobs. Rachel has a comeback in which she punishes Staci for a few minutes, but The Ballerina turns the tide again by avoiding a clothesline from the busty brunette bad girl and then nailing her with a kick to the face. Staci then gets ready for her new finishing move, which she calls the “Pas de Morte” since it resembles a ballet leap, and she slings Rachel into the ropes. Rachel bounces back and Staci does the move, which is a leaping, spinning heel kick to the face that connects and knocks Rachel out cold… but unfortunately Staci’s follow through clips the referee too! The hot blonde referee in a skimpy black and white striped bikini collapses to the mat holding the side of her face, and Staci cups her right hand over her mouth in guilt from accidentally hitting the ref. Staci checks on the ref, who is stirring a little, but then she decides to cover unconscious Rachel and wait for the ref to struggle over and make the count.

At this point The Hellcats run out from the back to welcome Staci to the Angelfire stable. Danielle is holding a steel chair, and she demonstrates her loyalty to her new heel stable by discreetly going into the ring and then BASHING an unsuspecting Staci over the back of the head with the steel chair! The Ballerina is knocked out cold, and she gets rolled over by Trisha and then Jessica drags Rachel’s limp body on top of Staci while Alana arouses the referee before the Cats scatter out of the ring. The ref crawls over, lifts up her right hand, and slaps it on the mat once… then twice… then a third time to complete this miscarriage of justice. DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! Channing gets on her microphone and says, “Here is your winner – RACHEL!” And the fans boo even more loudly than they did earlier. The Hellcats slither back into the ring and start to stomp on and pound on Staci all over. As you might imagine Becky, Heidi, and Jackie all run out from the back at this point with weapons to save their new teammate - Becky flies into the ring and cleans house with her trusty two by four as Mindy and the others scurry back to their kitty lair, but the damage has been done. Staci isn’t hurt too bad but her winning streak has crashed to an abrupt halt because of this disgusting turn of events.

-The Main Event: Erica vs. Rebecca Match #6; 2 out of 3 falls. The fans here tonight actually feel a little slighted because this match will likely be academic due to the injury Erica suffered in Paris when Rebecca took a 3-2 lead in the series. However, the show must go on and one of the themes in this series is that damage from one fight certainly carries over to the next fight so momentum is huge. And the golden haired beauty has all of the momentum right now, not to mention also being incredibly angry over her now former best friend betraying her and then trash talking her at the inception of this show. Rebecca is introduced first, and the Dutch crowd just adores her as she comes out in her usual one piece glittering sky blue leotard (that reveals her impressive cleavage) with shimmery nude tights and silver wrestling boots. Next, the lights dim, Erica’s theme song plays, and as always the princess of darkness appears when the heavy part of the song kicks in and flames shoot up from either side of the entrance tunnel. Erica comes out with her kendo stick in her right hand and her cunt stretching medieval torture device in her left, wearing her usual outfit except she has a big brace under her black pantyhose on her left knee from Rebecca’s figure four leglock in Paris. Erica is jeopardizing her career by fighting the dangerous submission specialist with a bad wheel, but if you’re a UWWL fan then you know that Erica never backs down from a challenge. The beautiful long blonde haired bad girl limps down the aisle and gives Rebecca a look of pure hatred while the babyface confidently stands in the ring with her arms folded, smirking right back at her foe.

Erica puts the Pear onto the time keeper’s table, but then Erica slides into the ring, gets up, and goes right after Rebecca with the kendo stick! Rebecca says, “Hey, what are you do--” WHAP! as Erica slams the kendo stick right into Rebecca’s face! Rebecca drops to the canvas holding her face, completely taken by surprise, and Erica grabs Rebecca’s hair with her left hand and then repeatedly bashes part of the kendo stick horizontally into Rebecca’s head with a frightening look of hatred and anger on her face. Erica busts Rebecca open, staining her blonde hair red with blood… and the match hasn’t even started yet! Erica drags Rebecca by the hair over to the ropes, folds her ankles up, and traps her ankles under the bottom rope so that her crotch is fully vulnerable. Uh oh. Erica grabs her kendo stick with both hands, draws it back over her head, and then WHACKS it full force right into Rebecca’s wide open crotch – OUCH! Rebecca’s entire body shudders from the pussy crushing blow, but Erica just keeps wildly bashing her with the stick over and over again. The hot brunette referee has the time keeper ring the bell to officially start the first fall, and then she warns Erica that she will be disqualified if she keeps it up now that the bell has rung. Erica ignores her and just keeps slamming the kendo stick into Rebecca’s pussy – WHAP! … … WHAP! … … WHAP! … … WHAP! … … the referee realizes that her warnings are falling on deaf ears so she starts to count to five, as Erica just keeps on whacking Rebecca’s cunt, and at the count of five the referee calls for the bell to disqualify the bad girl. Channing gets on the microphone and says, “Your winner of the first fall, by disqualification - Rebecca! Now the fighters will have a thirty second rest period before the second fall.”

Erica says to herself “rest period be damned” as she drags Rebecca to the center of the ring and continues to pound on her with the kendo stick like she’s driving railroad spikes – and she pounds on Rebecca throughout the entire thirty second rest period while the ref screams at her the whole time. As soon as the bell rings for the second fall the referee threatens to disqualify Erica, and then she grabs the stick and actually pulls it out of Erica’s hand (a very, very brave move for a referee). Erica is furious about this, but she keeps her attention on Rebecca. Erica picks a dazed Rebecca up by the blood stained hair, as Rebecca has blood trickling down her face at this point, and then Erica twists Rebecca’s arm , pushes her away, pulls her back, and NAILS her with a short arm clothesline. Erica drops down and makes the cover. The referee is pissed off at Erica but she does her job: 1… … 2… … but then a valiant Rebecca kicks out despite being beaten senseless with the kendo stick. The good girl is losing blood though, and that won’t be good if this is a long fight. Erica is an evil genius – what a brilliant, brilliant strategy for her to use given her bad knee, turning Rebecca’s 2 out of 3 falls choice against her. Erica isn’t fazed by the kick out so she picks up Rebecca, slings her into the ropes, and then catches her, lifts her up, and gives her a SPINE BUSTER into the mat that makes Rebecca’s bloody, gorgeous face wince in pain; another cover – 1… … 2… … and another kick out by the babyface leader. Erica picks Rebecca up by the hair again, puts her head between her legs with her head facing up, and lifts her up so that her feet are pointed at the ceiling of the Amsterdam club. Erica rises up on her toes… and then DRIVES Rebecca’s head into the canvas to deliver a tombstone pile driver. Rebecca collapses to the mat and her head lolls side to side with her eyes closed. Erica covers her while grinding her left forearm into Rebecca’s face and hooking her leg with her right arm: 1… … 2… … 3. The bell rings, fans boo like crazy, and Channing says, “Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the second fall – ERICA!”

Erica gets up and makes a gesture with her feet as if she’s kicking dust onto Rebecca, and then she goes over to her corner, just standing there like a bull waiting to charge out of a gate. For the entire thirty seconds Rebecca just lies motionless on the grimy mat with sweat and blood on her face. The bell rings to start the third and final fall, and Erica walks over to a barely conscious Rebecca. This is going to be FUN. To her credit, Rebecca manages a comeback a few minutes later after taking more punishment including blows to the tits and kicks to her pussy. Erica tries another short arm clothesline, but Rebecca ducks under it, kicks Erica in the stomach, and then dropkicks her across the ring. This brings the Superpowers fans to their feet, as they haven’t had much to cheer about in this fight. Rebecca delivers a series of well executed moves, despite having impaired vision from blood running into her eyes, and she completes the barrage with a belly to belly suplex off the ropes. Rebecca hooks Erica’s leg – 1… 2… but then Erica kicks out. Rebecca beat her with that move in Vancouver, but not here. Rebecca then decides to go after Erica’s leg and end this fight, so she waits for Erica to struggle up to her feet, and then she bounces off the ropes and attempts a baseball slide into Erica’s bad left knee – but Erica manages to sidestep the move… and then drop an elbow onto Rebecca! Erica says, “Nice try, bitch”, and unfortunately for the good girl fans that’s the last offense that Rebecca musters in this fight. Erica just fucking DECIMATES her from this point on, just kicking her ass with over ten minutes of unanswered punishment, and then once Rebecca is a battered mess stripped down to just her ripped open tights with a bright red, swollen clit and milk running from her severely beaten tits Erica puts her in a headlock, runs with her in tow, and then SLATTERS Rebecca’s face into the mat to complete Erica’s finisher, the bulldog. Erica rolls the bitch over and makes the cover: 1… … 2… … but Rebecca manages to kick out. She has been beaten to a pulp but she is still very, very hard to put away. Erica just picks her up by the hair, puts her in a headlock again, and then delivers not one but THREE more consecutive bulldogs from the other three corners of the ring. Erica hooks Rebecca’s leg after the final bulldog and the referee counts: 1… … 2… … 3!!! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! “Your winner of the decisive third fall, and your winner of the match, now evening the series at 3 apiece – the princess of darkness, ERRRRIIIIICCCCCAAAAAA!!!” says Channing.

Erica’s theme song starts to play and Underworld fans freak out while Superpower fans leave in disgust. Erica realizes that Rebecca’s friends will be out to rescue her soon, so she has to act fast. Erica goes outside of the ring, limps over to the time keeper’s table, and retrieves The Pear. She goes back into the ring. Members of both The Underworld and The Superpowers are currently running from the dressing room out to the ring to battle over Rebecca’s fallen body like wild animals over a carcass. Erica takes The Pear and quickly SHOVES it deep into Rebecca’s cunt and quickly expands it, making Rebecca scream out at the top of her lungs as her back arches. Camera flashes go off everywhere – capturing the first usage of The Pear on this tour. Susan, Anjou, Jen, and Lauren arrive at the ring while Karen, Brandi, Dheera, and Molly (with her bandaged nose) arrive concurrently and a huge rumble ensues while fans erupt from the violence. Molly goes right after Lauren to pay her back for the broken nose. Susan engages Brandi and pounds on her enough to subdue her and then goes into the ring to rescue her leader and friend from The Pear. Susan tackles Erica, wails on her for a bit, and then carefully pulls the cruel medieval torture device out of a sobbing Rebecca’s cunt. The bad girls retrieve the Pear and help Erica limp back to the dressing room raising their hands in victory, while the good girls tend to their fallen leader. Both combatants will be in rough shape for their next match in Milan.

Show #12: Munich, Germany

The club in Munich looks like a very large, dimly lit old beer cellar with a wrestling ring in the middle, a stone floor, and wooden chairs. Much like the show in Mexico City the show tonight has a primal feel like the early days of the UWWL. Sexy German women dressed like beer maidens sell alcohol to the fans while walking around in white stockings and green skirts so short that their asses practically hang out. Here are some of the highlights from tonight’s event:

-The Biker Chix vs. The Angels. The Biker Chix, reddish brown haired Aleta and shoulder length dark haired Julie, ride into the venue on motorcycles and fans get out of the way as they ride toward the ring. They wrestle in black leather bikinis with flesh colored tights and black boots. Regarding The Angels, they were severely tortured by The Hellcats (including having cattle prods shoved up their cunts and turned on) after being annihilated by Alana and Trisha in Paris. Thus, although physically recovered for the most part they are not ready to step into the ring again – but they signed a contract to wrestle in Europe and Monica is making them stick to that contract. Blonde Taylor and sexy dark haired Lacey reluctantly step into the ring and they get rocked by The Biker Chix almost instantly. Oh man and it’s fucking UGLY. Aleta and Julie show the hot sorority babes no mercy whatsoever, and after ten minutes Taylor and lacey have been stripped naked and beaten to a pulp with their eyes swollen shut from the punishment.

Aleta stands on one side of the ring while Julie stands on the other, and they monkey flip the two hapless hotties into each other with a loud SMACK! Both Angels slowly crumple to the mat after the humiliating and devastating move. The Biker Chix then put the poor Angels out of their misery with their finishing move – Taylor gets lifted up in a power bomb by Julie while Aleta leaps off the top rope to reinforce the power bomb as Taylor ‘s back is driven hard into the mat. The move is repeated with Lacey being splattered onto Taylor, and then The Biker Chix put their boots on top of the fallen babyfaces for yet another humiliating double pin. After the bell, Aleta and Julie take the good girls’ angel wings and stuff them up their asses, and then they drape their beaten bodies across their motorcycles like hunting trophies before driving The Angels off to be tortured again.

-Danielle (from The Hellcats) vs. Heidi (from Angelfire). For her debut as a bad girl, Danielle requested a match against someone from Angelfire in order to demonstrate her loyalty to her new stable. Danielle goes out to wearing a tiger print bikini with sheer black pantyhose, and she is greeting with more hostility from fans who are angry at her for turning heel. As for Heidi, after a huge win in Sao Paulo she was brutalized by Mindy only two nights later in Rio de Janeiro and was then tortured and gang banged in the Hellcat hotel suite after the fight. The doctors have cleared Heidi to wrestle again, but she is emotionally frail after the worst night of her life in Rio.

Danielle wants to put on a good performance for her new teammates, and she takes advantage of Heidi’s emotional frailty to take the upper hand and punish her. Heidi makes a comeback later on in the fight though, and she tosses Danielle into a corner and then runs in and gives her a flying splash in the corner with her shoulder. However, Danielle’s new friend Mindy runs out from the curtain to a chorus of boos and she distracts the referee. Heidi, who is hammering Danielle in the corner, looks over at the referee arguing with Mindy and Danielle uses this opportunity to reach into her pantyhose… and pull out Mindy’s brass knuckles! Heidi turns her attention back to her opponent and Danielle CLOCKS Heidi in the face with the brass knuckles – knocking the beach babe out cold and laying her out. Danielle tucks the brass knuckles back into her tiger print bottoms and then covers Heidi as the ref turns her attention and starts to count – 1… , 2 … , and then 3. The bell rings, and the fans are fucking LIVID. Mindy slithers in to beat the Hell out of Heidi while Danielle picks her up and traps her arms behind her back, and Mindy starts pounding on Heidi’s pretty face before biting it and scratching it up as well. As expected though Becky, Jackie, and Staci all run out from the back to rescue Heidi from taking another savage beating and then Danielle and Mindy head back to the dressing room to celebrate Danielle’s first win as a Hellcat.

If there was any doubt that Danielle is now a bad girl through and through, then that doubt was erased here in Munich.

-Natasha (from The Stewardesses) vs. Anjou (from The United Nations). Anjou, a two time former world tag team champion, has some trouble at times but ultimately dominates the sexy stewardess in navy blue and defeats her with a flying clothesline.

-The Cowgirls (champions) vs. Mindy & Jessica (challengers) for the UWWL world tag team championship belts. Mindy and Jessica became the number one contenders for the tag team titles when they defeated Jen during the Barcelona Betrayal incident. Since the belts are on the line both teams really go at it, and this turns out to be an absolute classic between four of the most vicious bad girls to ever step into a wrestling ring. There is a 30 minute time limit, and the two teams beat each other senseless for the first 27 minutes. By this point blonde Joanne has been trapped on the Hellcat side of the ring taking a massive amount of punishment (she has bloody scratch marks from Mindy on her face to show for it), and she valiantly managed to kick out at two on a few occasions. Jessica splatters Joanne into the mat with a power slam but Joanne just barely puts her right cowboy boot on the bottom rope to stop the count and save the titles, while a very nervous Emily stands on the ring apron and breathes a sigh of relief. Jessica tags in Mindy, she hears Channing announce that there are two minutes left in the time limit, and then she starts to quickly work on Joanne’s left leg by stomping on it and dropping knee smashes across it. Mindy then puts Joanne in the figure four leglock, and Jessica clotheslines Emily and tosses her out to the stone floor as she runs into the ring to save her partner. Joanne is writhing in agony and screaming out as she feels like her leg is about to break… and Mindy can practically feel the gold tag team belt around her waist - a championship that she has thirsted for her entire career. It’s now a race to see if Joanne can hold out for the next 90 seconds until the time limit expires. Mindy pulls on the ropes behind her when the referee isn’t looking, and she says, “Submit, bitch! Submit you fucking redneck BITCH!” Joanne runs her hands through her sweaty blonde hair and screams out in terrible pain, and Channing announces that there are 30 seconds left in the time limit. Holy fuck the fans are on the edge of their seats, and even the beer maidens are transfixed on the action. Joanne can’t take it anymore, and she is just about to tap out with her right palm… when the bell rings to signal that the time limit has expired. Mindy says, “Fuck!” and then she smashes her right fist into the mat and screams out, “FUUUUCCCKKKK!!!” in frustration. She finally releases Joanne from the hold and Joanne curls up into a ball crying in pain. A crushed Jessica actually takes one of the tag belts from Channing and lays it on Joanne’s writhing body – respecting the cowgirl for holding out that long in the figure four to save her championship.

Mindy takes the other belt, spits on it, and then runs over and bashes Emily on the head with it to bust her open and knock her off of the ring apron! That won’t earn any favors with She-Devil and the rest of The Inferno, but Mindy can’t believe how close they were to becoming the champs. You can rest assured that the Hellcat team has earned a rematch, although the Cowgirls’ schedule of title defenses is booked for the rest of the tour so the rematch will have to take place after the tour when the construction on the UWWL club is finished.

-The Main Event: She-Devil (champion) vs. The Naughty Nurse (challenger) for the UWWL world title. The Cowgirls just preserved The Inferno’s championship sweep by the skin of their teeth, but it may be short lived as this will probably be Jennifer’s toughest match thus far as she is defending the belt against the undefeated Naughty Nurse – the meanest and most sadistic heel to enter the UWWL since She-Devil herself.

The bell rings and the bloodthirsty fans fix their complete attention on the ring as this is one of the most anticipated championship matches on the entire tour – if not THE most highly anticipated. Jennifer is bigger and stronger than Eva but The Naughty Nurse makes up for it with her viciousness. She uses her medical knowledge to target specific parts of her opponents’ anatomy and inflict maximum pain and damage, and after an initial onslaught from the world champion Eva uses this strategy to hurt She-Devil by attacking her pussy, her ovaries, and her throat. Jennifer is taken aback by the ferocity and effectiveness of her opponent’s attacks, and she realizes that her belt is in more jeopardy than it’s been in since she beat Rebecca for the title eight months ago. You also have to consider that Jennifer has defended the belt more often in a one month span than anyone else in UWWL history and her fatigue starts becoming evident in this fight. At the 15 minute mark The Naughty Nurse has been in control for the past 5 minutes and the fans are starting to believe that they might see a title change here tonight. The Naughty Nurse has the hurting world champion against the ropes and she sends crushing kicks to her cunt, followed by a few hard shots to each side of her lower belly over where her ovaries are. Jennifer cries out in her worst pain since Rebecca tortured her leg at CuntClash 3, and then Eva slings her across the ring into the ropes. She-Devil bounces back… and then The Naughty Nurse catches her in the sleeper hold! That’s her finishing move, folks! Jennifer flails around and starts to slow down as the blood is being cut off to her brain. Meanwhile, Olivia and Jenna (with a protective covering over her destroyed left tit; she still has not been cleared to wrestle again yet) from the Inferno have discreetly come out from the back and they start to creep toward the ring out of concern with how this fight is going (The Cowgirls didn’t join them as they are too beaten up and exhausted from their tough fight with The Hellcats). Olivia and Jenna wait in the wings deciding that they will jump in to beat up Eva and disqualify Jennifer to preserve the title if it comes to that. Even though they are both heels Olivia and Eva do NOT like each other because of their rivalry over the “rookie of the year” award, which Olivia ended up winning.

Back in the ring, She-Devil is in deep trouble as she is starting to drift. However, as her strength is just about to fade past the point of no return she gets an idea and in desperation she reaches up, grabs The Naughty Nurse by her dark hair, and then drops down to give her a chin breaker with her skull and escape the move. Eva clutches her chin and squirms on the mat, giving She-Devil a chance to recover. Both combatants get up at the same time and Eva goes for a punch to the throat but She-Devil blocks it and then retaliates with a massive punch to the tits that makes the undefeated young heel backpedal… and then she is crushed by a huge clothesline from the angry world champion, who realizes that this nurse bitch is a legitimate threat to her spot on top of the mountain. The fans who were cheering for Eva to win the title are suddenly silenced after the decapitating clothesline. She-Devil picks The Naughty Nurse up by the hair and then engages in her usual freight train barrage of offense toward the end of a match – a pump handle slam, a fall away slam, a big boot to the face off of the ropes, and then a power bomb followed by a pin attempt. One… … two… … but Eva manages to kick out! Jennifer looks stunned, but she keeps her foot on the gas by picking up a groggy Eva, propping her white wrestling boots up on the second rope in a front face lock, and then HELLSPIKING her head into the mat. Jennifer rolls her over, hooks her white stocking covered right leg, and the referee counts: One… … Two… … and then Three. The bell rings, and Channing comes in, hands the gold belt to Jennifer, and then gives the official word as She-Devil hoists the belt over her head with her right foot on Eva’s battered body as her theme song blares.

Next, She-Devil puts the belt around her waist and calls her Inferno teammates into the ring. Oh no… not again. Eva is a serious threat and Jennifer wants to take care of that threat here tonight. She-Devil, Olivia, and Jenna converge on The Naughty Nurse and just start beating the fucking shit out of her. Olivia nails her with the rock bottom, and then holds her down while She-Devil stomps her in the cunt and Jenna stomps her tits. The Inferno members subsequently strip off Eva’s white and red bikini to reveal her tits and her pussy with a neat tuft of dark bush hair, which they of course rip out and then rub into her face. Next, they take off her white boots, strip her white stockings off, and then Olivia uses one of the stockings to choke Eva before leading her around on all fours with it like a leash – laughing with glee all the while. This is not only Eva’s first loss, but now it’s the first time she’s been stripped naked in the ring – and fans are immortalizing her humiliation with plenty of pictures. The fans are stunned as they have never seen The Naughty Nurse treated this way. And then She-Devil brings Eva’s diabolical medical equipment into the ring, and the naked Naughty Nurse is put face down with her butt sticking up in the air so that She-Devil can administer an enema to give Eva a taste of her own medicine. After a few minutes of this cruel and unusual punishment Monica eventually can’t take it anymore so she says, “ENOUGH!”, throws her headset down on her announce table, and then she goes up to the ring apron and tells She-Devil to stop or she’ll strip the title and put it up for grabs. Jennifer goes over and looks down into Monica’s eyes with animosity. The tension in the venue right now is huge as the world champion and the owner of the league have an angry stare down in front of everyone. Jennifer ends up eventually calming down and says, “I’m not some pet to be controlled, especially by a rich bitch like you who can’t even wrestle. I rule this fucking league and can do what I want.” However, this delay has given the paramedics a chance to get into the ring, remove The Naughty Nurse from her predicament, and then put her on a stretcher to take her for medical treatment. A naked and barely conscious Eva vows to get revenge for this humiliation while watching the ceiling lights go by as she is carried out of the large beer cellar in Munich.

Show #13: Milan, Italy

-Kayla (from The Cheerleaders) vs. Dina. Monica decided to give the Italian heel Dina an easy jobber match in front of her home country, and Dina utterly destroys the poor cheerleader. The Italian beauty strips Kayla naked and finishes her off with a pile driver, and then stuffs her gold pom pom up her cunt, wraps her gold cheerleader skirt around her throat, and then drags her by the throat right out of the ring and then right through the fans as they grope and fondle the beaten good girl and take pictures while cheering for their native superstar.

-The Blonde Hooters Girl vs. Lightning. Lightning gets back on the winning track by defeating the blonde Hooters girl in her first match back since being destroyed by The Naughty Nurse on the opening night of the tour. Lighting finishes the pathetic jobber off with a sensational frog splash off of the top rope.

-The Main Event: Erica vs. Rebecca Match #7. These two superstars are like the walking wounded in this fight, as they both limp to the ring. Erica’s knee is doing a little better than it was in Amsterdam but it’s definitely not 100% so she still has a knee brace beneath her black pantyhose on her left leg. Rebecca, on the other hand, has gauze wrapped around her crotch area beneath her tights and a bandage on her head from the kendo stick assault in the fateful 2 out of 3 falls contest.

Of course, both fighters end up going after each other’s weak spots when they have the upper hand. Rebecca works on Erica’s left knee for a few minutes and just fucking tortures her in the process. She then rips open Erica’s pantyhose on her left leg and scratches at her knee brace, trying to tear it off, but this allows Erica to turn the tide with a martial arts strike to the good girl’s throat. Erica then takes over and it’s time for Rebecca to feel some fucking PAIN. Erica rips off the bandage on Rebecca’s head and hammers her until she re-opens the cut, and then she blasts her in the cunt until Rebecca is immobilized. Erica then strips her leotard off, rips open her pantyhose, and rips the gauze over her pussy off so that she can start pounding Rebecca in the cunt while the golden haired beauty shrieks after each devastating blow. Rebecca manages to fight back though and both warriors end up catfighting on the mat until they roll under the bottom rope and down to the concrete! Rebecca and Erica just go fucking crazy on each other outside of the ring as the fans cheer from the extreme violence and hatred, and Rebecca can hear the referee counting the two of them out in the back of her mind. Once the count reaches 18 and the referee is two seconds away from declaring the match a double count out Rebecca shoves Erica against the steel railing and then she smartly rolls back into the ring JUST before the count reaches twenty. DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! Rebecca is declared the winner by a count out to take a 4-3 lead in the series, and a furious Erica slams her hands on the ring apron in frustration before limping back to have her knee tended to for the next fight in New Delhi.

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Show #14: Athens, Greece

Monica couldn’t resist bringing the Underground Women’s Wrestling League to the city and country known for its ancient history of wrestling. Monica feels a little sad that her friend Amy was forced into an early retirement by Lauren because she is of Greek heritage and would have been a huge hit here. Rumor has it that Amy is going to join a rival women’s wrestling league in the USA after she recovers from her hellacious injuries, and Monica has promised her a job as an executive with the UWWL after she retires from ring action. The venue tonight is a wrestling coliseum very befitting of the locale, as there are Ionic columns lining the perimeter of the venue. Here are the highlights from tonight’s evening of passionate female combat:

-Danielle (from The Hellcats) vs. Becky (from Angelfire). Becky challenged Danielle to get revenge for the travesty the other night when Danielle knocked Heidi out with brass knuckles and then pinned her. The former world champion Becky beats up Danielle and then pins her after plowing her head into the mat with a DDT to give the Canadian turncoat her first loss as a bad girl.

Around this time fans start to notice someone in the audience who looks vaguely familiar – a mysterious stranger dressed in all black with a black baseball cap and black sunglasses. Some of the fans in the person’s vicinity discuss the person and swear that they know who it is. The event continues with a series of brutal matches until the tag team championship bout arrives:

-The Cowgirls (champions) vs. Sarah & Ashleigh (challengers) for the UWWL world tag team championship. The pretty dirty blonde party girl Sarah and the crunchy health conscious curly light brown haired Ashleigh are a veteran babyface tag team who have never been able to defeat The Cowgirls, but Monica decides to give them another shot at them here in Athens with the gold on the line. Not surprisingly The Cowgirls kick their pretty good girl asses yet again – just completely dominating them like they’ve done several times over the years. Sarah and Ashleigh had both of their ass cheeks branded by the Cowgirls years ago but Joanne and Emily add to the collection of permanent marks on their butt cheeks by branding the Inferno symbol there as well. The Cowgirls then humiliate the pretty good girls by wrapping lassos around their tits and dragging them around the outside of the ring by the tits, dragging them through the crowd, and then dragging the screaming beauties right back to the Inferno dressing room for a Hellish night of torture.

-Jessica (from The Hellcats) vs. Kerri in a hard core “falls count anywhere” match; the winner gets a title shot against She-Devil in India. A while ago Jessica and Kerri developed a healthy dislike for each other when they wrestled to a time limit draw at a pay-per-view. At the end of the match both women were battered and beaten up and they wanted to just keep pounding on each other. Because of the ferocity of that fight Monica decided to put them in a hard core match here in the birthplace of wrestling, and both wrestlers wholeheartedly agreed to it. They have wanted to get their hands on each other again and now they finally can – with a title shot on the line.

The Greek fans were expecting a violent, brutal match and that’s exactly what they get. After about 20 minutes of fighting in the crowd, hammering each other with weapons, smashing each other into the columns, and stripping each other bare chested Jessica and Kerri are covered in blood and sweat and slugging it out near the bar. After three hard, consecutive shots to Kerri’s already bruised up left tit Kerri howls out and clutches her wounded boob, allowing Jessica to back up, run at her, and then clothesline her onto the bar. Jessica then shatters a liquor bottle across Kerri’s tits, sets up a table near the bar, climbs up to the bar, picks Kerri up by the blood drenched light brown hair while saying, “Get up, bitch”, hoists her up onto her shoulder… and then Jessica leaps off of the bar and POWER SLAMS Kerri through the table! The Greek fans are absolutely freaking out at this brutality. Jessica presses her hands into Kerri’s tits amidst the table wreckage while Kerri has a grimace of agony on her face and the brunette referee drops down to the dirty floor to count 1, then 2, and then 3. Jessica stands up and puts her right boot across Kerri’s bloody tits while she has her hand raised in victory and the Hellcat theme song plays as blood drips down the victor’s beautiful yet belligerent face. The paramedics come out, load Kerri onto a stretcher, and then carry her away while Jessica walks beside the stretcher and yells taunts right into her face while occasionally slapping her – making damn sure that she knows who the better woman is.

-The Main Event: She-Devil (champion) vs. Susan (challenger) for the UWWL world championship title in a steel cage match. For tonight’s title shot, one of the biggest matches of Susan’s career, the red, white, and blue brunette beauty went to Monica and actually requested a steel cage to keep the rest of The Inferno from interfering, and She-Devil readily agreed.

“Star & Stripes Forever” starts to play, and Susan comes out from the entrance tunnel wearing her red, white, & blue two piece leotard and wrestling boots with shiny flesh colored tights, waving an American flag as always. She is a fitness fanatic and is arguably in the best shape of any UWWL superstar. The brunette good girl walks through the ominous cage door, and awaits the entrance of the world champion – who comes out to her usual ring entrance complete with red lighting and a fireball spewed right through the cage over the awed crowd. She-Devil is still a little battered from her dogfight with The Naughty Nurse four nights ago, and Susan eventually takes advantage after enduring some punishing moves from the champ. She-Devil eventually reverses an Irish whip and sends the challenger careening toward a corner but Susan adeptly scales up the turnbuckles and then leaps back to land a flying body press into a pinning combination! Jennifer vehemently kicks out after a one count, but the move showed that this title defense won’t be easy.

Susan takes control and uses a series of moves to harm the champ, including bashing her pretty face into the cage to bust her open and nailing her with a vertical suplex. Susan then picks the champ up over her shoulders (displaying her strength) and delivers a brilliantly executed Olympic slam that sends the Greek fans to their feet. The good girl knows that the move won’t put the formidable world champion away so she immediately gets up and starts to climb up the cage – taking one of the biggest risks of her wrestling career, but if she lands it then the belt is practically hers. Susan reaches the top of the cage and faces the audience with her back to She-Devil, and then she does a moonsault off the top of the cage as camera flashes go off everywhere! Alas, She-Devil raises her red nylon covered knees and Susan’s chiseled belly lands on them with a huge amount of impact, knocking the wind out of her as she crumples onto her back, clutching her wounded belly and moaning. A sneering world champion then reaches down, grabs Susan’s hair, and pulls her up to her feet. Jennifer blasts the American girl in the stomach a few times with hard right fists, and then sends her into the ropes to NAIL her in the face with an upraised red leather boot. It’s time for She-Devil to show these fans just how devastating she can be. After a series of slams and crushing blows to the tits, belly, and pussy a bloody She-Devil picks up Susan to her feet by the dark hair and SLAMS her face against the cage, before just RUBBING her gorgeous face back and forth against the steel mesh to bust her open and cause Susan’s blood to trickle down the cage as she screams. While punishing Susan Jennifer leans into her ear and shouts out, so that the audience can hear, “So you want to be world champion, huh? You want to be world champion? Well how does it feel, bitch? How does it FUCKING feel?!” and then She-Devil draws Susan’s head back by the hair and BASHES her face full force into the chain link, making her rocket back to the canvas as a bloody mess.

She-Devil goes over to her prey like a lion with a fresh kill, picks her up by the blood dripping hair, puts her head between her legs, and then slithers both arms around Susan’s waist. Jennifer hoists Susan up in the air… and POWER BOMBS the fuck out of her right into the mat. Susan lands hard with her shoulders on the mat and the brunette referee kneels down for the academic three count: One… … Two… … but then Susan just barely gets her right shoulder up! The fans react as the match isn’t over after all. She-Devil just smirks as she gets to have more fun. She lifts Susan up to her knees by the hair, drags her over near the ropes, puts her in a front face lock, and then props her red, white, and blue wrestling boots up on the second rope as Susan’s blood drips down to the canvas. However, Susan has done her homework so she struggles and fights back, eventually grabbing She-Devil's red leather leotard and pulling herself off of the ropes, and then she does a somersault on the mat while grabbing between She-Devil’s legs and pulling her down to the mat to roll her up for a pinning position! The referee drops down to her knees and the fans count right along with her – “One! ... … Two! ... …” we have a new champion! No, She-Devil just BARELY, and I mean barely, gets her left shoulder up before the third tap. Rebecca used a similar move to beat Jennifer for the title at Whore War 1, and it almost worked tonight but not quite. Jennifer punches Susan in the belly as the two of them struggle up to their feet, and then she picks the challenger up onto her shoulder with Susan facing the cage. She-Devil then runs and PLOWS Susan’s head into the cage like a javelin, and then she backs up and does it again as the cage rattles from the impact. With the challenger still picked up, She-Devil walks to the center of the ring, lifts her up way over her head even further into a press slam position in an amazing display of strength, and then She-Devil extends her right knee and gives Susan the biggest BACKBREAKER that fans have ever seen. Susan cries out as her back is driven hard across the champ’s knee from a sickening height, and she is draped over She-Devil’s knee with her big boobs facing the ceiling for all to see. Jennifer then lifts the challenger off her knee, slams her onto the mat, splashes down for a cover, and hooks Susan’s shiny right leg as the referee drops and starts to tap: One! … … Two! … … Three!!

What a championship match here in Athens, folks – Susan fought her heart out but it just wasn’t enough to beat the young phenom. Now the question is whether Susan can escape the cage without being destroyed. She-Devil stands up and starts stomping her after the bell rings, but The Superpowers were expecting such an attack so Rebecca, Lauren, Jen, and Susan’s best friend Anjou run down to the ring for a rescue and the outside referee lets them into the cage. A bleeding She-Devil is forced to leave the cage and she retreats to the Inferno dressing room with the world title proudly slung over her right shoulder while the good girls attend to their bloody, valiant friend.

After the show The Superpowers go back to the hotel to hang out before a much deserved day off tomorrow and then a long, long flight to New Delhi in two days. Susan has a large bandage on her head from where she was raked against the cage and she is really sore so she goes right to bed. Lauren, who had the night off and looks great in a long teal dress and sandals, tells Rebecca that she is going to get some ice to put on her tits, so she goes to the ice machine in the vending area. However, when Lauren gets to the ice machine the mysterious stranger in a black baseball cap and sunglasses comes up from behind her and puts a chloroform soaked rag over her mouth! Lauren lets out a muffled cry, and then the stranger shoves her face into the ice machine and slams the lid down on top of her head. The stranger then pulls Lauren out of the ice machine by the hair and starts to lead her down the hall by the hair. Lauren doesn’t even have to look to know who it is – it’s Amy.

Since Amy is of Greek origin she decided to kill two birds with one stone by visiting her distant relatives here while attending tonight’s event in secret (as she’s not allowed on UWWL property since losing a retirement match) before saying “hello” to her favorite person. Amy shoves Lauren into Jenna’s hotel room, shuts the door behind them, removes her hat and sunglasses, and then they strip the dirty blonde bitch’s teal dress off to leave her in just her white lace panties (Lauren has trouble wearing a bra right now because her tits are still sore from the match with Dheera). A grinning Jenna rips off Lauren’s white panties and stuffs them into her mouth to gag her, and then they just start to fucking unload on Lauren’s tits and pussy while wearing loaded gloves. Lauren emits muffled yelps after each blow to her tender areas. Next, Amy takes out a rectangular board with a bed full of dull spikes on it, and lays it on the carpet. Lauren’s eyes go wide when she sees this and she lets out muffled protests. Jenna and Amy then stand behind Lauren while holding her hair and her arms and they menacingly, and very slowly, lower her tits down toward the bed of spikes on the floor – until they PRESS her tits into the bed of spikes as Lauren lets out a muffled cry of agony. Lauren lies on the floor with her boobs resting on the spikes and the bad girls take turns stomping on her back to work her tits in there real good. Next, Amy picks Lauren up by the hair and admires her handiwork as Lauren’s pockmarked tits have some new marks from the dull spikes that just roughly abraded her chest. After a few more hard shots to the boobs Jenna goes into the closet and gets out an ironing board while Amy takes a piece of sandpaper and RUBS it into each of Lauren’s boobs as the beautiful good girl has a look of anguish on her face. Amy then rests Lauren’s tits on the ironing board, and Jenna takes out the complimentary iron that’s in the hotel room. Holy fuck. The iron isn’t fully heated yet so it’s only mildly hot but it still fucking hurts when Jenna takes it and presses it onto Lauren’s right boob – burning it and mashing her tit into the ironing board. She is literally ironing Lauren’s tits like a wrinkled shirt. Lauren’s screams would be rattling the windows if her mouth wasn’t gagged with her own panties. The bad girls don’t want to get sued or severely fined by Monica so they stop using the iron after a bit and then they pick up Lauren and lay her across an ottoman on her back before binding her.

Jenna gets out one of Amy’s favorite toys, the electrified clear plastic rake, while Amy gets out the very same pair of tongs that she used to torture Lauren’s pussy after defeating her in a ladder match at the inaugural BitchBrawl (see “Bitter Rivals 2”). Jenna starts to run the electrified rake across Lauren’s tits while giggling with glee, and then Amy snags the tongs onto Lauren’s clit and squeezes it as hard as she can. Amy goes on to work on Lauren’s pussy lips before going back to her clit; the Greek bad girl knows that Lauren’s tits are her weak spot but she just fucking LOVES torturing Lauren’s pussy – it’s why she was put on this fucking Earth. Lauren just squirms in her binds on the ottoman as she is tortured. Jenna and Amy work on Lauren’s tits and pussy for the next three minutes… until Rebecca busts through the door with her field hockey stick! Rebecca comes in with Anjou and Jen and the three of them manage to rescue Lauren from the two evil bitches. Rebecca is mildly surprised to see Amy, but she also knows that she is of Greek origin so it makes sense that she’d stage an ambush here of all places in the world. The good girls take Lauren back to her room. They remove the panties from her mouth and then a pain wracked Lauren sobs in Rebecca’s arms after being brutally tortured by her worst enemy.

The world tour will continue in India…