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QUEEN OF THE RING
by Dark Cloud

As the rousing sound of “Pomp and Circumstance” by Elgar fills the arena a figure emerges at the top of the ramp and is subjected to a chorus of boos and catcalls. She is Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge and owner of the Federation and tonight she will officially make her in ring debut. Of course she featured at the end of the last PPV in a five minute forfeit encounter with Jennifer Lawrence but unfortunately for Miss Lawrence by the end of the War Games cage match the American was unable to muster any offense and all that happened was that Kate Middleton beat on her and humiliated her for the five minutes before exiting the cage untouched. That has led to this opening match of this card a six woman tag match with extreme consequences for either Kate or Jennifer. Whichever of their team loses this opening contest will be subject to various humiliations throughout the card.

Kate Middleton might not have fought a match in the Federation but she looks both in good shape and cockily confident, and when her two partners emerge and follow her down the ramp it’s not hard to see why. Eva Green is Kate’s fearsome bodyguard and Rhonda Rousey is a legitimate cage fighting star who also dabbles in Hollywood endeavours and they flank Kate all three in black one piece swimsuits looking very confident of victory in this opening match.

Not that Jennifer Lawrence is coming to this fight without back up though, as is evident as she steps through the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp, poses with her team mates before descends towards the ring all to a great ovation. Her partners are two of the hottest properties in the Federation and they arguably won the War Games match for their team – Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift. All three are in classy white one piece swimsuits and look amazing.

It makes for quite the visual as these six, sexy, stunning women face off across the ring at the very beginning of yet another twist and turn packed fighting extravaganza. And things look to get even more exciting as Kate points her partners to their corner and indicates that she is going to start things off for her team. This, of course, gets Jennifer Lawrence fired up and she turns to tell Selena and Taylor to let her start this off but is greeted by a double superkick from her own partners!

The arena falls silent as Eva Green instead of moving to the corners steps up to catch Jennifer as she falls and spins her round, stuffs her head between her thighs then hoist her up and drops her in a ring shaking powerbomb. Almost as soon as Jen’s back smacks the canvas Rhonda drops and mounts her and fires in a series of punches that are probably the hardest ever seen in the Federation. While Rhonda is laying in some insanely hard shots Kate Middleton orders the referee to ring the bell and steps past him to shake Selena and Taylor’s hands, clearly showing that Jennifer Lawrence has been completely set up here.

Finally Rhonda gets off Jenifer, who looks virtually out of it, her eyes rolling up and Kate places her foot atop her chest and demands the referee counts.

ONE…TWO…THREE…

Your winners in 0:11 are KATE MIDDLETON, EVA GREEN and RHONDA ROUSEY. The crowd are livid at being robbed of such a highly anticipated match and at the treacherous actions of Taylor and Selena. In the ring Eva is fitting a collar and leash around the unconscious Jennifer Lawrence’s neck and hands The Duchess a cattle prod and the next five minutes sees the five women wait for J-Law to come round then uses the shock stick to make her crawl back up the ramp to begin the humiliating series of forfeits that have been laid out before the match. Jennifer is literally crying as she crawls, frustrated that her chances of revenge on Kate have disappeared again due to being so brutally betrayed. For their part Selena and Taylor look pretty happy with what has just gone down and we’ll just have to hope we discover more about their actions later in the card.

With the arena still in shock at that unexpectedly short opening bout and the stunning nature of Selena and Taylor’s heel turn, it’s little wonder there is hardly a reaction to the participants for the next match as first Margot Robbie, in full Haley Quinn costume from the Suicide Squad film then Gal Gadot in full Wonder Woman costume from the Justice League film come down the ramp and enter the ring.

It’s a slow start to the bout but the nature of the contest is pretty much Margot using her athletic ability to wriggle out of holds and situations then pulling a dirty trick like pulling hair, poking eyes or a low blow while Gal dominates physically but can’t put the cute blonde away for the three count. Slowly the crowd get into the action, especially when Margot goes for a flying bodypress from the top rope and Gal catches her and spins around to plant her with a slam and gets an agonisingly close two count. Frustrated Gal goes to jerk her nemesis up by her pigtails but Margot instead wriggles under, hooks the leg and pulls Gal over in a small package which again gets a close two count.

Once they are up Gal whips Margot into the ropes and waits to backdrop her on her return but the blond drops on her back between Gal’s legs and fires a punch up right into her pussy. Gal exclaimed and bent over while Margot spun on her back like a spinneroonie then leapt up and dropped her leg across the back of Gal’s neck and drove her face into the mat to gain an unbelievably close two count. Margot raked Gal’s eyes then pulled her up by her hair, picked her up (just!) and slammed her on her back and covered again, this time rubbing her forearm into her opponents face as she did so. That enraged Gal and she kicked out hard, literally pushing Margot up and off her to land on the mat and you could see in her face that Israeli born actress was pumped up. A few punches softened the blonde up before Gal hoisted her overhead in a military press which she pushed up and down three times before slamming Margot to the mat from on high, hard. Before she had a chance to recover Gal was on her again, hooked her arm over Margot’s shoulder’s and lifted her up in a vertical suplex that she then held in place while the crowd counted to ten, then just as she wobbled Gal dropped Margot over the top rope which served to bounce her back up and over to slam hard into the mar where Gal covered her. ONE…TWO…THREE.

The winner in 7:11 is GAL GADOT and the crowd finally have something to cheer.

Any good feeling in the arena is immediately lost though when the camera’s cut to the back stage area and into the Royal’s huge dressing room where we can immediately see that a battered, groggy Jennifer Lawrence has her wrists handcuffed and is dangling from a metal hook in the ceiling. Kate Middleton is holding court while Eva Green, Rhonda Roussey, Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift stand around the helpless Miss Lawrence. Jennifer is already looking the worse for wear, bruised and beaten as Kate reaches out grabs her nipples then callously twists them hard to get her attention.

“Ah that got you, didn’t it? I bet you and all the dumb viewers are wondering the big question. Why? Why would Selena and Taylor turn their back on you Jennifer. Why? Well it’s simple really. They realised you were a loser, they saw how you made all the decisions going into War Games and saw they were a losers choices, and they don’t want to be losers, do you girls?”

Selena and Taylor shook their heads then took turns punching Jennifer in the gut to great hilarity in the dressing room.

“Well that and the fact that I made them promises. Selena gets a shot at the Junior Heavyweight Title next month at Bitchmania, Taylor gets to become the number #1 contender to the World Title with a guaranteed title shot. All that for turning their backs on a pathetic loser like you! And here’s the start of tonight’s humiliations.”

With that Eva handed Kate a thick black marker pen and the Duchess took great pleasure writing “PATHETIC WHORE” right across her exposed midsection, then with a large L to begin with scrawled the word loser over Jennifer’s forehead, to which Jennifer leaned back and spat in Kate’s face in a show of defiance. Kate reeled back, wiping her face and this time Eva and Rhonda stepped in and delivered a ruthless beating with their fists to the helpless actress.

Next up in the ring is one of the hottest feuds in the Federation right now, Miley Cyrus versus Nicki Minaj. Footage airs of some of their interviews where they have been explicitly racist about each other. This is then mixed in with highlights of their clashes after matches in previous PPV’s, each time one of them being helped away whilst bleeding heavily. This though will be their first actual in ring one on one match and it’s highly anticipated.

It’s a snarling, sneering Miley Cyrus that emerges first, wearing a white one piece swimsuit and a white leather jacket, covered in studs. She flicks the finger at the crowd and swaggers to the rings where she reaches under to pull out a cooler from which she pulls out a beer bottle and takes a long swig from. She stays leaning against the ring, sneering as her opponent’s entrance music hits. Nicki emerges to cheers wearing a bright pink two piece string bikini that only just manages to hold her massive breasts in. The rapper with the pneumatic figure posed at the top of the ramp before strutting down towards the ring. Miley marched up the ramp and the two met halfway down it and Miley threw the bottle at Nicki’s head (it missed) and the two started brawling wildly on the ramp.

The crowd roared its approval as the two singers just threw down and grabbed each other’s hair and began pulling hard on it whilst laying in slaps and insults in equal measure, these two hated each other with a passion and it was showing. Eventually their feet got tangled and they both fell to the ramp (still tugging at their hair) and rolled the rest of the way down the ramp. In the tangle and tumble one of Nicki’s massive tits was dislodged from her bra top and when the two sluts came to a stop on the floor at the bottom of the ramp, Miley saw it as an opportunity and opened her mouth and clamped down hard with her teeth on the exposed teat!

Nicki screeched and flailed wildly to get Miley off and eventually managed before getting up with a pained expression and cradling her bitten boob. Miley got in behind her, ran and lifted her knee to drive it into Nicki’s back and propel the black woman face first into the ring steps making a hell of a noise and sending the steps flying.

Following up with Nicki lying face down on the metal steps, Miley got up on them, placed her foot on the back of Nicki’s head then delivered a loud kerb stomp that drove the black rapper’s face right into the steel!

Somewhere in amongst this chaos the referee had signalled for the bell and he started a count before Miley rolled into the ring to break it then rolled back out to continue her assault on her enemy. It was apparent that Nicki’s nose was busted open after being driven into the steps as Miley hauled her up by her hair and rolled her into the ring and followed her in. Nicki got to her knees and looked at her foe as Miley piled forward and drove a series of martial arts style kicks to her head and body but Nicki took them and started shaking with anger before finally catching the blonde’s foot on one such attack and tripping her so she fell flat on her back. Nicki scrambled forward on her hands and knees and straddled Miley’s chest before dishing out a vicious series of bitch slaps back and forth that the crowd counted along with all the way up to ten when Miley somehow wriggled free and fled under the ropes to the outside.

Nicki was right behind her though and when Miley turned around she found herself speared and driven into the ground. Still in a fury Nicki immediately dragged her opponent up and Irish whipped her into the steel crowd barrier with excessive force. With a clearly pained Miley stretched over the barrier Micki grabbed her, threw her back in the ring and squatted over her before lowering her famously fat ass right onto Miss Cyrus’s face!

But at virtually the last second and with that big, black ass cleavage descending on her face, Miley wriggled and kicked her legs up and showing unbelievable flexibility hooked Nicki’s shoulders and rolled her over into a pinning situation and got a close two count. Miley was fastest up and buried a punt right between Nicki’s thighs as she knelt on the mat, to tip the scales in the match once again. Nicki stayed there, stunned and Miley took advantage, bouncing off the ropes and returning by driving her knee right into her foe’s face, again smashing into Nicki Minaj’s damaged nose. That got her a near count before Miley got to her feet and started putting the boots to her rival, stamping and kicking her all over.

From there Miley got in behind Nicki and wrapped her arm around her neck and tightened it around her throat and then, sitting behind her, wrapped her legs around Nicki’s waist in a scissor hold and began to squeeze with arm and legs with all her strength, choking and driving the air out of Nicki. It made for quite the contrast the pale arm and legs around Nicki’s jet black skin, the two combatants rolled on the canvas in a desperate struggle. Things looked bleak for Nicki but from somewhere she summoned the strength to get to her knees then used the ropes to pull herself up to a vertical position as Miley clung on tightly behind her. From somewhere Nicki found the strength to charge across the ring towards a corner and at the last minute turn around so that Miley was squashed in the corner. Eventually Nicki staggered up and out of the corner leaving the blonde in a heap behind her. Despite her state Nicki realised it was an opportunity and backed her big ass into the corner smothering Miley’s face in a stinkface type move pressed against the bottom rope turnbuckle. The crowd loved that, especially when Miley started to thrash her arms and legs at the humiliating position she was in.

Humiliating as it was, Nicki knew it was not a move to garner a victory and eventually she lifted her big ass off the white girls face but before she could lift her up Miley had squirmed her way out of the ring, under the bottom rope and quickly scurried under the apron surrounding the ring. Nicki paused a moment waiting for her to emerge but when she didn’t the black rapper got out of the ring too and started to look for her. However, under the ring Miley had found a bottle of beer she had left there earlier and crawled out on the opposite side to where Nicki stood looking for her and sneaked up behind her before smashing the bottle down on the back of Nicki’s skull!

The glass bottle exploded into a thousand pieces and Nicki dropped to the floor virtually unconscious as the referee signalled for the bell for a Disqualification. Not that Miley cared she stood over Nicki with the remnants of the bottle (really just the neck and its jagged edge) and kicked Nicki over onto her back before dropping onto her and callously ramming the serrated edges into her opponent’s forehead!

Nicki started bleeding profusely from the cuts to her head, bleeding like a stuck pig and she desperately covered up with her hands which saw Miley then jam the broken bottle into first her left tit then her right and cutting them up rather graphically too. By the time the referee and security had intervened and gotten the deadly weapon off Miley it was like a scene out of a horror movie at ringside as Nicki was bleeding all over the place and Miley was splattered in blood as well.

The winner by DQ in 11:01 is NICKI MINAJ but she in no way resembles as winner as EMT’s race to her aid and a cocky Miley Cyrus poses as she wipes blood on her chest and slowly struts up the ramp.

Backstage and we are ‘treated’ to the latest forfeit visited upon Jennifer Lawrence. Still naked and battered she had been draped over a table and her supposed partners from earlier Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have a firm grip of her arms to keep her in place. Meanwhile Kate Middleton stands behind her hated nemesis and is sporting an oversized black dildo which she then steps forward and jams into J-Law’s exposed, dry asshole. There is a look of cruel satisfaction on the Duchess’s face as she pounds in and out of her helpless, screaming rival, this has been a good night for her and should only get better.

We fade to black and come up on an imposing black bicep that, when the camera pans backwards, is shown to belong to the imposing figure of Venus Williams. The tennis superstar is dressed in a black and white striped top as she has been named the special guest referee for tonight’s Main Event, World Title match between Beyoncé and Jennifer Lopez. Standing beside Venus is Carmen Electra who feels the bulging arm muscle and is visibly impressed.

“Wow, Venus, with guns like those no one will be pushing you around tonight.”

The 36 year old athlete gives a big, white toothed smile and nods, before stating.

“Damn sure Carmen, I am here to make sure there is a winner and that things are fair and above board, anyone other than Beyoncé or Lopez gets involved, like Iggy or Lagy Gaga, then I will forcibly eject them from the match. This is no DQ and no countout to avoid a situation like what happened at War Games, there will be a definitive winner tonight, but there will be zero interference, I can guarantee you that!”

Back to the ring and we have a real grudge tag team match up next as Big Bang Theory actresses Kaley Cuoco and Melissa Rauch face off against hated enemy Jennifer Aniston and her ‘slave’ Jennifer Love Hewitt. These four babes have waged some brutal contests before, Kaley has had her leg broken on two separate occasions at the hands of Aniston and been shaved bald by her, so there is real hatred there. The Jennifer’s meanwhile have fought previously too until JLH became property of Aniston, the timeframe on her enforced slavery has long since expired but Love Hewitt was so dominated that she had continued to submissively obey Aniston’s command. A command that has become increasingly harsh in recent months since Aniston had lost the World Title.

The Mistress/Slave dynamic is clearly shown in their team’s entrance, as Jennifer Aniston emerges to a chorus of boos and catcalls, dressed in black PVC bra top and shorts and gloves, her hair pulled back in a severe ponytail and holding a leash which is attached to a leather dog collar that is tight around Jennifer Love Hewitt’s throat. JLH emerges timidly only to get a sharp tug on her leash to hurry her along so the crowd can see the word “SLUT” scrawled in bright red lipstick on her forehead and “PROPERTY OF JENNIFER ANISTON” in the same lipstick on her back. It’s yet another humiliating look for the former World Champion (those days seem so long ago now though).

So it’s a pretty miserable looking JLH that trails her Mistress to the ring to await their opponents. Miserable is not a word you use to describe Kaley and Melissa. They are each clad in tiny, white, string bikini’s that show loads of cleavage. They are overwhelming crowd favourites and receive quite the reaction as they bounce their way to the ring. Once the introductions are over Kaley steps forward and demands her arch rival Jennifer Aniston faces off with her but Aniston smirks and orders Love Hewitt to get things going for their team.

Those first few minutes are all one way as Kaley Cuoco totally dominates the action. The slim, athletic blonde looks a million dollars as she wins a test of strength, whips JLH into the ropes, leaps over her with a leapfrog then nails her with a perfect high dropkick. She follows that with a sequence of suplex’s, the last one a belly to belly that gets a two count. Following a reversal of another whip into the ropes it looked like JLH might turn the tables but Kaley ducked her attempted clothesline and hit a beautiful superkick that sent the brunette falling backward into a a neutral corner. Kaley goads Aniston to tag in but Jen is having none of it so instead Kaley tags her partner and Melissa enters like a ball of energy and runs right across the ring to spear Jennifer Love Hewitt into the turnbuckles. That’s not the end of the punishment though as Melissa climbs the turnbuckles, stands of JLH and , with the crowd counting along, drives down twenty punches into her forehead before stepping down and watching as Jennifer staggers out of the corner and collapses on her face on the mat. Melissa struggles to pull her up by the hair and once she has backs up to bounce off the ropes just as Jennifer Aniston pulls the top one down and Melissa Rauch take s hellacious bump backwards out of the ring to smack, hard to the floor.

Aniston barks at Love Hewitt to tag her and she does so and Aniston immediately drops to the outside to get stuck into a motionless Rauch. Jennifer Aniston is ruthless, pulling up Melissa only to slam her face first into the ring post, then spin her around and drop her hard with a DDT on the floor. Then she shoves her back in the ring positions her for a pedigree and slams her face first into the mat and gets a very close two count. Aniston is at her surliest here and spews some insults at Kaley as she stick’s Melissa’s head between her thighs, lifts her upside down, gives the middle finger to Kaley then drops down with a piledriver and rolls over to cover.

ONE…TWO.. THR….

The count is only broken because Kaley Cuoco came in the ring to kick Aniston off. As the referee ushers Kaley out of the ring Aniston unties Melissa Rauch’s bikini top and wraps it tightly around her throat and literally garrottes her with it, pulling on either end with all her strength until Melissa’s face turns an unhealthy puce colour just as the referee returns and makes her let go right on the five count. Jennifer lets the ref take the bra top away then pulls off Melissa’s skimpy bikini bottoms and shoves them in Melissa’s mouth, forcing them into her throat behind the ref’s back before wrapping on a rear naked choke hold that has a double effect of preventing Melissa breathing. The petite blonde realises she’s in a world of trouble and trashes her arms and legs in distress and it even looks like she may go for a tap out but the evil Aniston grabs her hand and prevent her even doing that just to asphyxiate her further. Again Kaley has seen enough and enters the ring and kicks Jennifer in the back of the head to force her to break the hold then reaches down to pull the panties from her partner’s mouth showing them to the ref even as he shoves her back to her corner and gives her a final warning against interfering. Aniston stamps hard on Melissa’s skull and turns to shove her partner and snarl.

“Why didn’t you stop her you dumb bitch?”

JLH pouts at this rebuke and winces as Aniston slaps her hard to pass for a tag and enters the ring with her partner cursing at her. Love Hewitt goes to pick Rauch up but from nowhere Rauch hooks her legs and pulls her over into a small package that gets a desperately close two count before Jen can kick out. A clubbing blow to Melissa’s head cuts off any momentum that might have been gained before JLH whips her into the corner and follows up with an avalanche splash that sees quite to collision of cleavage as JLH slams hard into Melissa Rauch’s naked chest. Just for a moment Melissa’s head sags down and slips between Jennifer’s tits and the brunette takes advantage and puts her hands behind the blonde’s head and presses her face deep into her immense cleavage. Despite the heel team performing it, this is always a move that gets the crowd excited and they certainly get louder. After a few moments though Melissa realises the position she’s in and in desperation brings her knees up right between JLH’s thighs to force her off. Jennifer charges back in and Melissa ducks under it, scoots through her legs and crawls rapidly across the ring to make the hot tag to her partner. Kaley leaps over the ropes and nails Jennifer with a clothesline then runs across the ring to kick Aniston off the apron to the floor, then she turns in perfect time to jump up and hit Love Hewitt with a picture perfect drop kick then ascends the turnbuckles facing to the crowd to set up a moonsault but Aniston is back up and shakes the ropes and Cuoco drops hard on her pussy on the top turnbuckle. Aniston gets back on the apron and hits a couple of knife edge chops then screams at JLH to get over to her and tag her in. Love Hewitt is somewhat slow coming over and get s a mouthful of abuse as she does and again it’s a harsh tag as Aniston slaps her face to make the tag.

Something inside Jennifer Love Hewitt snaps with that. She has endured almost a year of slavery, enforced and then of her own volition having had her spirit broken, she had had enough and she swung an absolute haymaker of a right hook that smashed into Jennifer Aniston’s unsuspecting face. Aniston rocked back against the ropes and fell forward into Love Hewitt’s cleavage and in the perfect position for her to tighten her patented breast smother on her own partner. Between the unexpected punch and the delve into the cleavage Jennifer Aniston was completely taken by surprise and her lids began fading quickly as Kaley Cuoco watched on from atop the turnbuckle with ill disguised glee. Eventually JLH released her hold and shoved Aniston away where she walked straight into a superkick from Cuoco that again struck her perfectly on the chin. She collapsed and Kaley fell on her and with a ONE..TWO..THREE, finally Cuoco and Rauch have beaten their arch nemesis.

Your winners in 11:33 are KALEY CUOCO AND MELISSA RAUCH. Jennifer Love Hewitt shares a look with the victors as she exits the ring then changes her mind gets something from ringside and re-enters the ring. It’s the famous electric shock collar Aniston used to torment JLH for so many months and Love Hewitt actually smiles for the first time in months as she snaps it around Jennifer Aniston’s own neck and then throws the controls to Kaley Cuoco! What follows in the next few minutes is pure glee for the good girls and Cuoco, Rauch and finally Love Hewitt all take turns zapping Jennifer Aniston and taunting her with their control until the heel eventually passes out in the ring before she is stripped naked and Kaley rams the control stick right up Aniston’s asshole!

Backstage we are updated with the latest in Jennifer Lawrence’s nightmare evening. Clearly Kate Middleton has been ass fucking her with that massive strap on dildo for the entire duration of the previous match because she still is as the match ends just as The Duchess pulls her cock from her enemies butt then orders Selena and Taylor to pull her round onto her knees before her and Kate jams the dildo straight from her own ass into J-Law’s mouth to force into her mouth and throat and gag her on it. It’s a distressing scene and Jennifer is crying as she gags loudly and even brings up some puke on herself.

We leave Jennifer Lawrence’s ongoing torment to go to an interview segment where Kim Kardashian is speaking with Katy Perry & Rihanna about their tag title defence later that evening. They are in pretty good spirits and are laughing and joking and even making fun of Kim (much to her obvious annoyance), however, towards the end of the interview Megan Fox walks past, (her match is up next) and the slightly deranged young actress assumes they are laughing at her and storms over to confront them which leads to a bit of a face off that just re-inforces the idea that Megan Fox has a screw loose and is a loose cannon.

Which leads us to the next match on tonight’s card as the woman herself, Miss Fox storms to the ring looking angry as hell after her backstage confrontation with the Tag Champions. She’s wearing a black one piece swimsuit and looks good but increasingly people are steering clear of her as through her words and actions she’s starting to get the reputation as a nutcase, a violent psychopath. Facing her tonight is Colombian actress Sofia Vergara, Sofia has her amazing, curvy figure covered up in a light blue bikini and smiles to the fans and slaps their outstretched hands as she walks to the ring looking like a million dollars. From the moment the bell rings Megan goes after Sofia’s famous tits with all the determination and viciousness of a junkyard guard dog. Her first attack is a vicious uppercut right into the underside of Sofia’s right boob. It connects, the Colombian doubles over in pain and Megan is on her, grabbing her hair to hold her in place and firing her knee up repeatedly into those big, juicy tits. As could be expected with that type of targeted assault Sofia’s bra top does not last long and within the first minute of action she is topless. Somehow Sofia scrambles away but Megan is on her instantly, backing her into a corner and laying in punch after punch into those so tempting soft funbags. Her boobs are bruising already but Megan Fox just does not let up, hooking her fingers around both those big nipples, twisting them viciously then dragging Sofia out of the corner by them before literally throwing her across the ring by her tits.

Realising that she was in a world of trouble the older woman tried to slide out of the ring but Megan was on her in a flash and casually drove the sole of her foot down onto the back of Sofia’s head and smacked her into the mat. That dazed her and allowed Megan to roll her onto her back, stand on Sofia’s long, brown hair then reach down, take hold of those injured nipples pull upwards with all her considerable strength. That brought forth howls and screams from Sofia and she thrashed her legs and arms to attempt to escape but just as it looked like she might Megan stamped her foot down into Sofia face before resuming her attack on her tits. Finally done Megan then released her hold on the nipples only to drop her knees right down onto those big tis then drive her right knee into Sofia’s right boob over and over. Then she lifted the pained Colombian and pushed her against the ropes, so that her boobs were over the tope rope and casually pulled her along them causing a horrible friction burn to the underside of Sofia’s tits. While she was crying at that Megan pulled the middle rope up and over the tits trapping them viciously between the crossed ropes until the ropes sprang out suddenly and freed them.

This is fast becoming a one sided slaughter and despite Sofia’s noted hot Latino temper you can see fear in her eyes as she lays on the mat in real pin. Megan kicks her over onto her stomach and once again stamps on her head then drops down to straddle the Colombian’s back and reaches her hands under Sofia’s body to latch her talon like fingers onto those damaged boobs and with a manic grin Megan then pulls at them with all her strength out to each side. Instantly Sofia begins howling like an animal, her tits were being stretched and pulled to an insane degree and she could not take it, she cried out her verbal submission and slapped the mat wildly to tap out but Megan just stayed on her back and stretched those tits to that unhealthy amount.

Your winner in 3:43 is MEGAN FOX but she just won’t let go of her hold on Sofia’s tits and is jerking on them so that it looks like she is trying to get her nipples to meet behind Sofia’s back! It looks (and is) excruciating. The referee calls for the bell repeatedly but Megan ignores him and keep up the torture. Finally Sofia’s sometime tag team partner Shakira runs to the ring and grabs Megan by the hair and pulls her off Sofia, cursing at her before kneeling to tend to her partner. That was a dumb move by the blonde singer though as Megan rolls out, grabs a steel folding chair then rolls back in and smashes it on the back of Shakira’s unsuspecting skull! Shakira slumps forward unconscious on the mat and Megan kicks her out of the ring before rolling Sofia over and slamming the chair down repeatedly into those already tormented big tits almost in a violent frenzy. When she finally relents it is only because she is tired from all her exertions and Sofia is writhing in pain as her famous big breasts are a bruised, beaten, misshapen mess. As Megan exits the rings Shakira is slowly rising to her knees and Megan casually raises the chair to smash it down again on the blonde’s skull leaving carnage in her wake.

After that we venture backstage to catch up on the latest stage of humiliation for the nights big loser – Jennifer Lawrence. She is now on her knees, the crude writing on her face and body still showing as harshly as possible (that must be some ink in the marker pen) and her face is a bit of a mess. Her arms are tied behind her back and The Duchess of Cambridge is standing menacingly over her nemesis with an electric shaver in hand. Kate’s voice is mockingly condescending as she pats Jennifer’s head.

“Time for a little bit of a make over Jen.”

And with that Kate Middleton shaves off both of Jennifer Lawrence’s dark eyebrows completely. It’s quite the look but the Duchess isn’t finished yet and she presses the shaver right in the centre of Jennifer’s forehead and pushes right up the centre of her hair, creating shaven stripe down the middle of her normally perfect hair.

“And I think we’ll leave that at that .”

The camera zooms in to show the world the humiliating state Jennifer Lawrence is now in and the nights not over yet, not by a long shot!

Our next match of the evening is for the World Tag Team Championships as Champs Rihanna and Katy Perry defend against Royal stable team of Emma Watson and Natalie Dormer. It’s posh English girls Emma and Natalie that come to the ring first but they are alone as Kate has all the other members of her group back with her in case any of J-Law’s friends try to save her from her night of humiliation. They are a strong pairing though, both noted nasty sadists that love inflicting pain, they are clad in matching silver futuristic skimpy outfits. Katy and Rihanna emerge to an enthusiastic ovation with the belts around their waists and wearing tiny black string bikini’s that, particularly in Miss Perry’s case, struggle to contain their assets.

The English girls jump the champs as their introductions are being made, booting Rihanna out of the ring unceremoniously, before double teaming Katy with double knife edged chops, backing her into a corner then double whipping her across the ring into the far corner, Katy though, athletically flipped over the turnbuckle and turned around and met the English girls charging in with a double lariat that sent them both spinning to the mat. Natalie tumbled from the ring to the floor at the bottom of the ramp and Katy plucked Emma up by her hair and in an impressive show of strength Katy military pressed the young Englishwoman overhead twice before throwing her out of the ring to land on the just getting to her feet Natalie in a jumble of limbs at ringside. By then Rihanna had regained her feet and in quite the agile feat ran towards the crowd barrier, leapt up to balance on it then jumped off to nail both Emma and Natalie as they got up again with a flying crossbody block that the crowd erupted for. Rihanna then plucked Emma up and rolled her into the ring where Katy lifted her and the bell rang to officially start this match.

Katy spends the first few minutes bouncing the smaller English girl about the ring, virtually rag-dolling her, a bodyslam is followed by a big splash for a two count. A belly to belly suplex followed by a legdrop gets another two count. Keeping things fresh Katy tags in Rihanna who nimbly climbs the ropes then nails another cross body block for another two count. It’s all for the champs so far and Emma only manages to turn things in the challengers favour by first jamming her finger into Rihanna’s eye as she goes to pick her up then hammering an uppercut low blow right between the black singer’s thighs. From there she crawls across the ring to tag in Natalie Dormer who runs in and flattens Rihanna with a running forearm. And from there Natalie really dishes out the punishment, stamping all over the Barbadian, then dropping a series of knees onto her before straddling her and hammering in a series of punches and slaps to Rihanna’s unprotected face. From there Natalie strips Rihanna naked and makes sure to hits some low blows while she does it before tagging Emma back in.

Emma grabs Rihanna by the ankles, pulls them open to an uncomfortable degree then stamps down hard on Rihanna’s pussy, making sure to grind her heel in there. The heels are in full control now and Emma lifts Rihanna up, slaps her then hooks her as if for a suplex but instead moves to her own corner and dumps Rihanna unceremoniously crotch first on the top turnbuckle. She then turns and makes some nasty remark to Katy saying she is a talentless bimbo and while the referee is busy getting between the, Natalie Dormer grabs Rihanna’s legs and jumps to the floor pulling her legs hard either side of that uncomfortable position crotched on the corner buckle. She keeps that up until Emma comes back and ascends the turnbuckle herself and delivers a bone shaking superplex from the turnbuckles that garners an extremely close two count. Somewhat annoyed Emma slaps Rihanna then tags in Natalie and holds Rihanna’s leg while Miss Dormer climbs to the top rope then leaps off with a big elbow that gets another extremely close two count. Katy Perry is looking worried in her corner and is imploring her partner to tag her in but the heels are keeping her out of reach. Natalie lays in a series of punches and uppercuts and hauls off both Rihanna’s top and bottoms to leave her fighting in the nude. That also makes it all the more effective when the English beauty backs her into a corner and drives her knee up into her cunt then does it a further three more times, then as Rihanna bends over in pain Natalie grabs her head and nails a DDT into the mat that gets a count to two before Katy dashes in to break the count, it looked like Rihanna wasn’t going to kick out.

But that reprieve just means the villains can dish out more cruel punishment. Natalie traps Rihanna in a bear hug, lifts her, then drops her on her knee, crotch first. Then she reaches out to tag Emma back in and Emma climbs the turnbuckle, lifts Rihanna by the armpits then drops her crotch first on Natalie’s knee again from a higher height. Rihanna slumps off the knee to the mat and the only way she evades the three count this time is by getting her right leg on the bottom rope.

Things are looking bleak for the champions and Natalie Dormer pulls Rihanna up, stretches her then hooks in a painful looking variation on the abdominal stretch and looks straight at Katy whilst stretching it harder. Katy though does something quite unexpected. She drops off the apron and approaches a fan who is holding a large bottle of water. The guy is only too delighted to hand it to her and then Katy hops back to her corner and lens back and begins to pout the water all over the mighty cleavage! That gets the crowd going and they only get louder when the newly dyed blonde singer reaches behind her back and unties her bikini top to reveal her amazing tits then sexily pours more water over them. This sexy act has distracted Natalie and the referee and allows Rihanna to summon the strength to flip her way out of the hold and with a last, desperate lunge reach to make the hot tag to her topless partner. The crowd explodes as Katy ignores the fact she has disrobed and fires a series of punches to Natalie, back her into a neutral corner then whips her hard across the ring to the opposite one then follows in like a steam train to splash her in the corner. Katy then twirls her arm and signals for and hits a leaping bulldog headlock that garners a two count that Emma Watson enter the ring to break up. As Emma is being admonished by the referee Katy runs over and spears the hell out of her then turns as Natalie runs at her and backflips Miss Dormer up and over the top rope to fall down on hard concrete floor. Katy then picks up Emma Watson and hurls her over the top roe too to land with a crash right on top of her partner!

The crowd are loving this and cheer even louder and Katy bounces off the far ropes then dives through to nail both Posh actresses just as they are picking themselves up. Harley missing a beat Katy is up, grabbing both Natalie ad Emma by their hair and smacks their skulls together then throws Natalie back into the ring. She throws her in and delivers a couple of body slams before climbing to the corner turnbuckle, taking the time to bounce her ample chest as she lifts her arms to the crowd then leaps off with a big splash on top of Natalie Dormer, Katy’s big tits enveloping Natalie’s face as she covers her.

ONE…TWO…THREE.

The winners in 12:16 and still World Tag Team Champions are KATY PERRY & RIHANNA, and they and the crowd seem pretty delighted (especially when a nude Rihanna and topless Katy come together to embrace, then hug then kiss!

Backstage and the evening long humiliation of Jennifer Lawrence has reached it’s nadir. With lewd writing on her face and body, her body bruised from the punishment she’s taken and her eyebrows and the centre of her hair shaved off she looks a broken woman and offers little resistance as she is tied to shackles on the floor of the shower in the Duchess’s dressing room that see her laid out back first on the cold, tile floor. And then with the camera rolling the whole time one by one each member of Kate’s Royal Family steps forward, squats down and pisses on J-Law’s face. That is Eva Green, Rhonda Roussey, Victoria Beckham, Kelly Brook, Pippa Middleton, Sophie Turner, Maisie Williams, Daisy Ridley and when they return, Emma Watson and Natalie Dormer. Finally as Jenifer is soaking and awash with piss in her hair, on her face and all over her body Kate Middleton herself (wearing latex gloves) forces a mouth spreader between Jennifer’s lips so that her mouth is stretched as wide as possible before the Duchess squats over her and pisses on her, hitting as steady stream of piss right into her deadly enemies open mouth.

It’s a scene of utter humiliation for Jennifer Lawrence, but it seems there might be some good news as Kate finishes then barks at one of her minions.

“Get her ready I’ve got one last announcement to make tonight!”

The next figure to descend the entrance ramp to ringside in the arena has already made the trip that evening – Selena Gomez struts cockily down the ramp to a cacophony of boos and garbage being thrown at her. Her betray of Jennifer Lawrence earlier that night set the tone and the crowd are still sore about it. She just smirks at them and takes her seat by the ringside announcers to watch the next match with particular interest.

The challenger, Daisy Ridley, fresh from pissing on Jennifer Lawrence backstage is the first of the combatants to make their entrance. The slim, athletic 25 year old Englishwoman looks supremely confident as she descends the entrance ramp and gives a nod of appreciation towards Selena. It is reciprocated. The crowd come alive for the Champion’s music and then even louder as Ariana Grande appears at the top of the ramp. She’s wearing a leopard print, two piece bikini and has cute little cat ears on her head. But she looks deadly serious, the shocking betrayal of Taylor and Selena earlier in the card has decimated the alliance of young American babes that had been in place this past few months and shaken up the good girl side of the Federation and Ariana feels it more than most having lost two of her closest allies. The closer Ariana gets to the ring and sees Selena Gomez sitting there looking smug the less she can control herself though and by the time she is at the ring she storms around it to get into an argument with her former friend about what she had done to Jennifer Lawrence. Selena is up for that and swears back at her and knocks off those ears from atop Ariana’s head. That leads to a slap from Ariana and one returned from Selena that spins the champion around and right into a running dive from the ring by Daisy Ridley that flattens Ariana on the floor still wearing her belt!

The bell rings and we are underway with Daisy kneeling over Ariana on the floor and laying in a bunch of punches before tearing off the belt and smacking Ariana in the face with it.

Ariana was on the defence even more as Daisy threw in a series of martial arts kicks that the champ managed to block somewhat but still took some punishment and when the English girl changed tact and jumped up and kicked Ariana in the back of the head that sent her sprawling face first on the canvas. Daisy jumped on her back and rubbed her face on the canvas and slapped the back of her head hard a few times until Ariana squirmed out from under her and out of the ring. She ended up standing in front of the announcer’s desk where a smug, smirking Selena Gomez made some pretty denigrating, crude comments to the PPV audience about Ariana. Hearing them Miss Grande turned to the desk and began arguing with Miss Gomez, all the while Daisy Ridley ascended to the turnbuckle in the ring then jumped out with a suicide dive at the Champion. Ariana had spotted her coming though and moved out of the way to allow the English Star Wars actress to crash and smash across and through the announcer’s desk!

The crowd came alive with that and roared as Ariana lifted her arm then turned it to give a middle fingered salute to a now standing up and shocked Selena Gomez. Ariana stormed over and lifted an unmoving Daisy from the wreckage and stood her up only to nail her on the chin with a superkick that sent her flat on her back on the floor then roll back into the ring to break the referee’s count. This time it was Ariana’s chance to climb to the top turnbuckle and then leap off just as Daisy struggled to her feet, wrap her legs around Daisy’s head and spin around in an amazing hurnancanrana that sent Daisy spinning across the floor crashing into the guard rail.

Ariana was winded too but still up well before her opponent and hauled Daisy up by the hair and tossed her into the ring, then hopped up to the apron herself, waited until Daisy rose unsteadily, before springing up to the top rope and nailing Daisy from behind with a springboard dropkick that flattened Daisy and allowed Ariana to the a fairly straight forward three count for the victory.

Your winner in 4:52 and still Junior Heavyweight Champion is Ariana Grande and she celebrates with the belt in the ring until Selena Gomez enters the squared circle behind her and Ariana whirls round to go face to face with her next challenger. The crowd love this face off and cheer as both young superstars mouth off and trash talk. However, behind Ariana, Daisy has rolled out of the ring and lifted up the apron to retrieve a kendo stick then she rolls back in and from behind nails Ariana right in the skull with a wicked stick shot that virtually snaps the stick in half it is so hard. Ariana drops feebly to her knees before Selena who cockily shoves her over with the hand and proceeds to sit herself down on Ariana’s face and finish the job the stick started by smothering Ariana Grande into unconsciousness under Selena Gomez’s fat arse!

Selena even goes so far as to steal the championship belt and holds it aloft as she heads up the ramp with her Bitchmania opponent lying stock still in the ring!

Backstage World Champion Beyoncé is stretching in the dressing room area and her friend Lady Gaga is giving her a pumped up pep talk Gaga is a bundle of energy and calls Jennifer Lopez all sorts of names and insults. Beyoncé virtually ignores her and looks as intense and serious as we have ever seen her in the Federation.

But those expecting the main event will have to wait a while longer as a Regal tune fills the arena and out comes Kate Middleton dragging Jennifer Lawrence behind her on a dog leash on her hands and knees. Eva Green is behind her wielding a cattle prod just in case J-Law finds some form of resistance. But is seems not the US actress looks broken from her betrayal by her supposed friends at the start of the night through the terrible humiliations and degradations that followed (she still has writing on her, her hair is still a laughable mess). The Duchess walks her down to the ring and literally drags her by the leash into the ring before lifting a microphone up and addressing both her ‘slave’ and the audience.

“Well, what a fun night it has been, hasn’t it?”

Her annoying, screechy voice was greeting by a deafening chorus of boos, much to her amusement.

“I’m sorry your favourite, Miss Lawrence doesn’t appear to have had such a fun time but fear not, my dumb American friends, your heroine, by her actions tonight has gained a shot at what she so dearly wants at Bitchmania next month!”

That gave the crowd pause for thought and a spark of life returned to Jennifer’s eyes as she gazed up at the owner of the Federation.

“You see, despite me humiliating Jennifer the past two PPV’s I have in my hand here (she produced a rolled up bit of paper from within her evening gown) a contract for a one-on-one match between Jennifer and myself at Bitchmania.”

That got a big cheer.

“And not only that, there is a clause that if anyone in the Federation interferes on my behalf I will have to sell my controlling interest in the Federation, so you see it would be a guaranteed fair fight, does that interest you?”

The crowd roared and Jennifer Lawrence found a tiny sliver of defiance to nod that it did.

“There is however, one other stipulation. And that is that should I win the bout I will be due 95% of all Miss Lawrence’s future earnings in perpetuity. Any film she makes, any advertising she does, any photoshoot, anything, I get 95% and this contract is completely legal and Jennifer can sign with no undue influence. Still want to sign bitch?”

J-Law found more defiance and demanded the contract and a pen and staring right into Kate’s eyes she signed her name to it.

“Hmm, Ok very good at Bitchmania we will face each other in a true on-on-one contest then. Eva?”

Eva Green stepped up and jabbed the cattle prod into Jennifer’s side to zap her with volts and leave her lying on the mat. Then Eva grabbed Jenifer’s arm and twisted it round and held it straight out against the shoulder while Kate Middleton casually eased herself onto the turnbuckles then jumped off onto the straight arm bar and when her knees connected with Jennifer’s arm there was a sickening crack as her right arm was very clearly broken!

Kate lifted the microphone as Jennifer howled in agony and lay helpless on the mat as a team of EMT’s rushed to the ring.

“And as I’m sure you read in that contract Jen, forfeiting the match is classed as losing it.”

And with that bombshell a very smug, arrogant British Royal climbed back up the ramp while the crowd booed, hissed, catcalled and threw garbage at her in frustrated anger.

So finally we come to the main event of the night, the World Title showdown between Champion Beyoncé Knowles and challenger Jennifer Lopez. We are treated to a highlights package which details their feud culminating in their match at War Games that ended in a double count out and saw both women stretchered out of the arena after taking a hellacious bump off the ramp and through tables on the floor. This is a Last Woman Standing match that will only end when one of the participants is unable to make their feet to prevent a ten count from the referee.

And that referee, of course, is Venus Williams. The tennis superstar comes to the ring in tight black shorts and a half referee top that shows off her sexy, muscular frame. She certainly looks like someone that neither champion nor challenger will mess with. Venus strolls confidently to the ring and enters to a decent smattering of cheers and she leans on the ropes to observe the competitors entrances.

First out is Jennifer Lopez, wearing large sunglasses and snake skin two piece bikini she looks incredible for any age, shaking her booty to her entrance music before entering the ring sexily to await her foe.

Then comes Beyoncé to a great reaction, wearing black silk shorts and a matching bra top that resembles a boxer’s get up. She has the huge World Title belt strapped around her delectable waist as she slowly descends to the ring. However, Jenny decides she’s not waiting and flings off her sunglasses and steps out of the ring and meets Beyoncé at the bottom of the ramp. They face up for a moment and then starting throwing big punches at each other and Venus Williams signals for the bell and already the World Heavyweight Championship match is underway as Venus exits the ring to get up and close to the action.

It’s an absolute slugfest as champion and challenger lay in some big, hard hitting punches and neither gives an inch until J-Lo deliberately pokes Beyoncé’s eye to slow her up. She backs up then charges up the ramp to nail Beyoncé with a spear, driving the belt right into her gut. Jennifer then picks up Beyoncé and chucks her off the side of the ramp to land gut first (including belt) across the metal crowd barrier. Beyoncé see-saws awkwardly there for a minute before Lopez tips her over to land in the crowd, hard on her back and then Jenny demands Venus start a count.

In a Last Woman Standing match the only way it will end is when one of these two proud warriors fails to rise to their feet by a long ten count. For this first count Beyoncé is pulling herself up to her feet (and shedding her title belt) by the count of four but she’s dropped to her knees immediately as Jennifer Lopez has grabbed a folding metal chair from the crowd and batters it against Beyoncé’s back from behind once she has risen. Then with Beyoncé on her knees, J-Lo stalks around her, lifts the chair again and this time crashes it down on her unprotected skull and when Beyoncé crumples to the floor the Latino superstar demands another count.

Those were brutal char shots and it’s a wonder Beyoncé can make it up to her feet, unsteadily, at a seven count much to the anger of Miss Lopez who is already remonstrating with the special referee claiming it was a slow count.

Venus was not taking any shit though, and when J-Lo prodded her with an accusatory pointed finger the tennis star slapped it away. While this was going on Beyoncé had unstrapped her title Belt and rolled into the crowd. By the time Lopez had realised her foe was on the move Beyoncé had grabbed a cup of icy Coke from a fan and as she moved towards her she threw the freezing liquid into Jenny’s surprised face. Beyoncé pulled herself up, grabbed a shocked opponent then lifted her in a suplex and dropped her face first into a row of seats that the crowd had just hurriedly evacuated. This had been hard going even this early on in the encounter but Beyoncé only allowed herself the briefest of rests before grabbing her opponent up and Irish whipping her hard into the crowd guard rail, so hard in fact, that she flipped up and over it and crashed unceremoniously to the floor beside the entrance ramp. Venus hurried over and checked on her then began a slow count that reached seven before the Latino superstar managed to drag herself up. But as Miss Lopez rose Beyoncé drove a kick into her gut, doubled her over, then stepped her thighs around Jennifer’s head and flipped her up and drove her down with a bone shaking powerbomb onto the metal entrance ramp. J-Lo arched her back in agony as Venus Williams started her count. The challenger staggered to her feet at a nine count that the crowd seemed sure was the finish, only for Beyoncé to cinch her head back between her thighs no doubt looking to deliver a second powerbomb on that metal ramp. In desperation Jennifer pushed her legs and shoved the Champion back quickly until Beyoncé’s spine collided at pace with the ring apron and they both collapsed to the floor beside the ring.

Venus counted them both up to five before Jennifer was up and laying the boots into Beyoncé, before lifting her up and driving her back first into the apron three more times. Jenny held Beyoncé against the edge of the apron and pressed hard on her head to bend her spine against the grain for a half minute before delivering a stinging bitch slap then rolling the champ into the ring and following her in. She dished out more punishment in the form of three hard bodyslams in the ring then lifting her up and dropping her over her knee and holding her there in a cruel looking backbreaker. When she finally dropped her Lopez lifted her up and ran with her towards the ring before launching Beyoncé up and over the top rope to crash down hard to the floor and snapping at Venus to “get counting bitch!”.

Venus reacted to the insult but stopped herself before dropping out of the ring, standing over Beyoncé and starting another count. She made it weakly tio her feet at the count of eight, holding her back as she made it unsteadily up. J-Lo launched herself across the canvas with a baseball slide that knocked Beyoncé down again where she lifted her opponent up and rammed her back first into the ring post before lifting her up as she bounced off the post and slamming her hard on the commentary table at ringside. Beyoncé lay unmoving on her back on the table as Jennifer Lopez spat on her then climbed into the ring and ascended to the top turnbuckle where she stood up, crossed herself, then leapt off with an elbow drop from way up there towards the commentary position. At the last moment Beyoncé half rolled , half slid off the table and Jennifer found nothing but table that she crashed through, smashing the table into hundreds of bits!

With both wrestlers down Venus Williams started a slow count that the crowd readily joined in with until finally at nine both fighters made it to their knees amidst the carnage of the destroyed table. The crowd roared even louder as they both knelt there and began trading punches and chops until Beyonce rocked back then swung forward with a head butt right into J-Lo’s pretty face. She followed up with three more head butts, each harder than the last, leaving Miss Lopez looking stunned as Beyoncé hauled her up to her feet by her hair, picked up a discarded steel chair then smashed the flat of the chair down on J-Lo’s skull dropping her to her knees. Beyoncé backed up then smashed another brutal chair shot to her foe’s unprotected skull, this time the frame of the chair going around Jenny’s head like a bizarre oversized necklace.

Beyoncé was on a roll now and lifted Jennifer up (chair still dangling around her head) and whipped her the length of the ring to smash noisily into the metal ring steps, separating them into two parts. Jennifer seems done now but before Venus can start a count Beyoncé picks her challenger up, shuffled over to the lower set of steps, stands on the flat part and with surprising strength lifts Jennifer upside down into a piledriver position then drops her head first onto the metal steps. Beyoncé topples over to the side while a pretty out of it Jennifer Lopez lies on her back across the steps and slides down then unmoving as Venus starts another count.

Beyoncé gets up at five and counts along with Venus as she continues until finally …

NINE!!!... TEN!!! DING! DING! DING!

So after 14:41 Jennifer Lopez failed to answer the ten count and the winner of the Last Woman Standing match and still World Heavyweight Champion is Beyoncé Knowles.

Iggy Azalea comes to ringside and curses and swears at Beyoncé as she assists Jennifer Lopez up but Lady Gaga comes out to help her friend and between her and Venus Williams still being out there the blonde Australian doesn’t take things any further.

And so we move on to the build to the biggest event of the year, the next PPV being Bitchmania III and in the weeks after the Queen of The Ring show the card starts to take shape, as follows.

BEYONCÉ & VENUS WILLIAMS v. TAYLOR SWIFT & RHONDA ROUSSEY

KATE MIDDLETON v. JENNIFER LAWRENCE

ARIANA GRANDE v. SELENA GOMEZ

KATY PERRY & RIHANNA v. KALEY CUOCO & MELISSA RAUCH

JENNIFER ANSITON v. JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

MILEY CYRUS v. NICKI MINAJ

LADY GAGA v. IGGY AZALEA

With more matches to be added.

A couple of week prior to Bitchmania there’s a strong live TV special to build it up further, brief details follow:

Beyonce / Lady Gaga v. Jennifer Lopez / Iggy Azalea

This mega tag team match is a hot affair with all four combatants getting plenty of offence, Gaga and J-lo seem to be developing a particular hatred for each other. After 15 minutes or so of action and with Beyoncé getting a definite upperhand on Iggy, powerbombing her hard in centre ring while Gaga and J-Lo brawl in the stands, Tayor Swift slides into the ring behind the world champion and levels her with a chair shot to the back. Rhonda Rousey also enters the ring as the referee signals for the bell and sticks a cruel looking arm lock on Beyoncé while Taylor taunts her. This assault is broken when Venus Williams charges to the ring with a chair herself and sees off the heels and stands over Beyoncé before helping her up.

The battle lines are drawn for Bitchmania’s main event here as Beyoncé with team with Venus to challenge Taylor and Rhonda. It’s also announced at the next PPV Beyoncé will defend her world title in a singles encounter with Taylor as well.

Selena Gomez v. Ariel Winter

Selena is now very much a despised heel and is despicably cruel in this match once she gets the upperhand on Ariel, literally torturing the Modern Family star’s tits until she has to scream out her submission while literally sobbing uncontrollably. Not that that stops Selena and Sarah Hyland has to come to her partner’s rescue. Afterwards Selena gets the mic and makes some pretty nasty threats against Ariana Grande about what she will do to her at Bitchmania.

There followed a major interview between Jenifer Aniston and Jennifer Love Hewitt, face to face, recounting all their shared history about how Aniston had always held the upper hand. In addition to clashing at Bitchmania it was agreed that the bout would be a loser leaves the Federation match and that the winner could shave the loser bald after the match.

Katy Perry v. Melissa Rauch

This was a dominating performance from Katy winning her singles match in less than ten minutes.

Rihanna v. Kaley Cuoco

And this was an equally confident victory from Kaley so that a member of each team in the Tag Team contest at Bitchmania gets a win prior to their big Tag Title match. Both matches are very sporting though as both teams are definite good girls.

Gal Gadot & Nicki Minaj v. Megan Fox & Miley Cyrus

This is the second tag team match on this night that descends into chaos as, after hard fought, tight match falls apart when Miley accidentally kicks Megan and acts like it is no big deal. Megan goes wild and destroys her partner, then lays into both opponents with foreign objects and leaves all three lying in centre ring, standing over them like the violent Goddess she undoubtedly is.

The show ended with Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, standing in centre ring gloating about how Jennifer Lawrence’s broken arm would prevent her showing up at Bitchmania and how she would be forced to forfeit their match which would mean Kate getting 95% of all future earning from the American superstar without even having to fight her. Smug Kate is flanked by her sister Pippa and the brooding Eva Green.

Eventually both the returning Scarlett Johannsson and the debuting Emma Stone emerge and offer to take the fight for Jennifer but before Kate can respond J-Law herself comes out with her arm in a sling and a large cast and grabs the mic with her good hand and tells Kate that come hell or high water she will be at Bitchmania and that even with one good arm she will finally get revenge on the Royal owner of the Federation. The show ends with a close up of Kate’s shocked and angered look on her face.

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