BITCHMANIA
BITCHES BASH/BRAWL
SUMMER SLUT SLAM
WAR GAMES
HALLOWEEN HORRORSHOW
QUEEN OF THE RING
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With much fanfare the PPV screen burst to life with a short snappy rundown of the card to Bitchmania III, the biggest event for the Federation in the year. Grudge matches, title matches, gimmick matches and more will all take place tonight nd the sexy celebrities better be ready for some of the hottest, most extreme fighting action ever if they are to leave the arena the way they left it. Certainly, for some of them, life might never be quite the same again.
The night gets off to a hot start as the theme from Wonder Woman hits and out steps the impressive figure of Gal Gadot in full Amazon regalia. She cuts an impressive figure as she strides down the ramp to a great reception from the crowd, partly happy that the event is starting and partly because the love the tall Israeli actress. The atmosphere in the arena changes though once Gal is in the ring and the Regal theme of the Royal Family starts and Natalie Dormer (accompanied by Emma Watson) strut down the ramp to the ring. Of course Kate Middleton’s gang of regal thugs are hated by the fans and they never tire of booing them. Natalie and Emma ignore their jeers, acting as if everyone is beneath them and walk to the ring.
Natalie is clad in a skimpy black bikini but within two minutes of the contest has lost both bra and panties and is bare ass naked as Gal bounces her around the ring destroying her for fun. He bra went in the first thirty seconds as she tried to jump Gal, failed and got nailed with a stiff clothesline. When Gal picked her up by the bra it snapped and revealed Miss Dormer’s perky, firm tits to the crowd. Mere seconds later her panties followed as Natalie tried to crawl out of the ring and Gal attempted to stop her by grabbing onto the waistband of her panties and in the ensuing struggle they snapped too. And the Englishwoman tumbled unceremoniously to the floor.
Emma went to help her compatriot but then they both ended up being flattened as Gal bounced off the far set of ropes and literally flung herself over the top rope and nailed them both with a high dive that the crowd loved. Gal got to her feet first and threw Natalie into the ring by her hair, but as she made to follow her in Emma grabbed her ankle and slowed her up for a moment before Gal kicked her off and climbed in. The distraction allowed Natalie to charge across the ring but Gal saw her coming and planted her with a spear that bent the English actress I half and left her gasping for air as the brunette lifted her up then hoisted her up in a powerbomb position only to lift her further into a Razor’s Edge like crucifix like position then drop her with the powerbomb from there. She followed up with a cover and three seconds later we have the firs twinner of the evening.
The winner in 2:31 is GAL GADOT.
As Gal celebrates Emma Watson charges her but gets caught by a big boot, then two further members of Kate Middleton’s Royal Family run to the ring and attack the erstwhile Wonder Woman, Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams. Gal holds them all off but has her back turned to Eva Green stalking to ringside, lifting Gal’s discarded golden lasso prop and tying it in a wicked looking slipknot, then sliding into the ring as Gal battle the others and looping it over the Israeli’s head and pulling hard on it. Instantly the knot tightened to a cruel extent on Gal’s throat and she ignored the others to try and pry it from her constricted throat. That allowed Sophie, then Maise, then Emma and then Natalie to all get their punches and kicks in and drive Gal to her knees with Eva still choking her out from behind. Quickly Gal’s face went an unhealthy puce colour and she went limp and toppled forward unconscious while the five heels stood over her, insulted her, stripped her naked and re-asserted their position of power in the Federation.
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Backstage and new interviewer Cara Delevingne is standing with Jennifer Lawrence who has her arm in a sling after Kate Middleton’s cowardly actions at the last PPV event. Cara is sympathetic and asks is J-Law is in any fit state to do battle with the owner of the Federation later that night.
“Well Cara, not really, my arm is not fully healed but there is no way I will forfeit this match. This is my last chance to teach that stuck up English bitch a lesson and even with just one arm I reckon I can beat her.”
“But if you don’t Jennifer, the consequences don’t bear thinking about, do they.”
“No Cara, they don’t but there is no way that cunt is getting 95% of my future earnings, I would rather die than let that happen!”
Strong words but as the camera fades to black Jennifer Lawrence can clearly be seen wincing and holding her bandaged arm.
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Back in the arena sets of officials are placing four large boards around each side of the ring. One of the boards is covered in stinging nettles and thistles, another is absolutely covered in thumb tacks, the third boards is covered in rolls of barbed wire and the final board is piled up with a variety of long, florescent bulbs. The upcoming match is called the four sides of Hell match and the combatants can use the boards and their contents however they see fit as this is a no DQ match designed to finally bring the brutal feud between Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj to a definitive end.
As the boards are being positioned we see a brief highlight package, detailing the singers nasty, racist feud. As the packages ends Miley’s music hits and the skinny blonde emerges in just a white string bikini. As an added dare the two of them managed to goad each other into entering this tremendously brutal match in just bikini’s – that’s how much they want to ruin the other. Miley is drinking from a beer bottle but as she reaches the ring and sees the swathes of dangerous items around the ring some of her swagger disappears. She quickly regains some of her usual demeanour though and hops up on the apron, holds her bottle up and pours what’s left of the beer all over her chest and cleavage just as Nicki’s music hits.
The black rapper emerges to a great cheer, wearing a tiny bright pink string bikini and she points at her rival as she marches down the ramp with purpose. She stopped though as Miley throws the bottle at her and it hits her right in the gut. In a flash Miley hops off the apron and spears into Nicki’s gut and the referee signals for the bell to ring with both women brawling on the ramp.
It’s the younger blonde who is in early control. Following up her spear with a glut of punches to a stunned Nicki then hauling her up by her hair and firing a hard knee up into her face then pulling her down the ramp and flinging her by the hair right into the board covered in nettles and thistles! Nicki Minaj lands back first in the green stinging, jabbing mess and instantly screams in pain. She rolls quickly off the board, holding herself all over and offers no defence as Miley leaps up and hits a dropkick that sends Nicki falling back, turning on the way and this time landing face first in the stinging board. Miley has a huge smile on her face as she watches and listens to her hated rival’s anguish and follows her as she scrambles from the board and climbs into the ring.
Miley is all over her, kicking her, dropping knees on her and finally tearing off Nicki’s bikini top and wrapping it around her throat and choking her with it. And the referee lets her, it is no disqualification after all. All the time that Miley violently chokes Nicki she is spitting out venomous , racist insults at the black woman that actually serves to fire Nicki up and from somewhere she powers up to her feet and runs at the ropes and somehow manages to flip Miley up and over them. The blonde saw it coming though and vaulted over the rope to land on her feet on the apron and took a moment to congratulate herself. Big mistake, as Nicki Minaj turned around and launched herself with a flying forearm that smacked into Miley’s face and send her falling off the apron, back first landing right in the board of thumb tacks!
The crowd went wild and cheered louder as Miley leapt up in agony from her landing with a cover of shiny tack heads all over her body. Miley squealed and swiped her hands at her body wildly. In the ring Nicki grinned then bounced off the far ropes and came back and dropped to hit a baseball slide that nailed Miley in the back and sent her flying forward, face first into the board of thumb tacks again. Nicki slides out of the ring now and stands over where Miley lies face first in the gruesome board and slowly picks her up by her hair. The petite blonde’s face is a literal pin cushion and she had hundreds of tacks either in her face and chest or they have just fallen out and tiny pin pricks of blood are just about visible.
But Miley had scooped up handfuls of tacks as she was being pulled up and in desperation turned and grabbed Niki Minaj’s tits, driving the thumb tacks in her hands right into Nicki’s huge boobs, piercing them multiple times and forcing the black woman off her. Nicki howls at that and lets go of her foe, Miley seizes the opportunity and drives her knee into Nicki’s gut then hooks her head and rams her right down with a DDT on the board of thumb tacks! The crowd go hushed for a moment then chant “Holy Shit” over and over at this insane move that neither woman is moving from. Eventually Nicki’s head lolls over and we can see it’s been pierced (and still has in it) loads of tacks but when Miley rolls off the board we can see her back is absolutely covered in tacks.
Miley is, slowly, first to her feet and she drags her opponent with her around the ring towards another side, this one with the board covered in barbed wire next to it, the stakes just got raised again. Especially when Miley punched Nicki in the gut then stuffed her head between her thighs and set her up for either a powerbomb into the barbed wire or a piledriver on it. But with the crowd urging her on Nicki used her superior strength to fight it off and reverse the move lifting Miley up and over her back to backdrop her right into the thick swathes of barbed wire!
Miley screamed out and struggled and flailed in the wire but her every movement seemed to either dig a new steel barb into her flesh or tear another one out, her back was bleeding now and when she managed to roll over in the wire it allowed Nicki to grab a loose strand of wire and calmly wrap it around Miley’s head from behind and cruelly pull back on it to drive the barb into her forehead then pull it from side to side, shredding her forehead wide open to bleed a gusher. Eventually Nicki relented and allowed Miley to roll over onto her front in the wire but that just allowed Nicki to use the strand of barbed wire she had like a whip and lash it multiple times against an unprotected Miley Cyrus’s back.
Finally, Nicki literally pulled Miley from the wire, she was busted open all over, her skin running with rivulets of red, her face a scarlet mess and Nicki calmly led her away from the barbed wire towards the final board where she hoisted her unmoving body up and slammed her down in a powerbomb through the piles and piles of fluorescent strip bulbs. It made a huge smashing noise and Miley lay unmoving in the mess of glass bleeding like a stuck pig.
Carefully, Nicki stood up over her and placed her foot on Miley and ordered the referee to count. It was unnecessary Miley Cyrus was completely defeated and unconscious and made no move as the official counted.
ONE…TWO….THREE!
The winner in 9:32 of bloody, brutal action is NICKI MINAJ. And she sshakes off assistance from the EMT’s as she climbs the ramp and lets them race to see to the bloody body of Miley Cyrus.
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Pop Princesses Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are seen talking and giggling backstage. In the month or so since the last PPV where they shockingly turned on Jennifer Lawrence and aided Kate Middleton they have gone from two of the most popular members in the Federation to arguably the most hated. Their actions were cowardly and mercenary, garnering them title shots and disdain but it seemed that neither singer cared overly.
Taylor: “Like, Selena babe, you re so going to win that title tonight. That tramp Ariana has it coming, there is no way you are not beating her.
Selena : “Oh I know babe and you have got things covered in the main event tonight and I her you are getting your World title shot against Beyoncé next month. Erly congarts on being the new World Champion hun.”
At this they giggle and hug, and as they are doing so Katy Perry appears in the backstage area they are standing in. Katy is wearing her World Tag champion and is clearly angry at seeing them like this.
“You two little bitches ought to be ashamed of yourselves! Selling out a friend like that is despicable.”
Taylor: “Yeah. Like whatever, Grandma.”
Katy didn’t appreciate this comment and matched over to the two of them. She and Taylor Swift were nose to nose when suddenly an arm appeared over Katy’s head and wrapped itself like a snake around her throat and choked her. The camera panned back to reveal it was Taylor’s partner for that night Rhonda Roussey who was choking Katy out. And she was s within seconds Katy had stopped struggling and just hung there limply as the MMA star tightened her hold even after it was clear Katy was out, unconscious. Taylor and Selena laughed, giggled and mocked Katy as she hung before them until finally referee’s burst in and prised Rhonda off Katy and Katy collapsed onto the floor. Which was a big problem because the World tag Title match was up next!
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The theme tune to the TV sshow The Big Bang Theory sounded I the arena and prefaced the sexy, blonde team of Kaley Cuoco and Melissa Rauch descending the entrance ramp clad in tiny, white two piece bikini’s, smiling and waving to the crowd and unaware of the fate of one of their opponents.
The camera goes backstage where Rihanna is kneeling over her partner nd shouting for medical help. Katy is not moving and looking pretty bad shape, Rhonda held that choke on way too long while Taylor urged her on. There is no sign of them but Pippa Middleton put sin an appearance (she is in charge of thing tonight, what with her sister, Kate, the owner, in action later that evening). And Pippa is not very sympathetic.
“Look, it’s your cue, your entrance music is playing, you either get out there and compete or I will strip you of the titles!”
“But you saw what happened, you can see the state my partner is in” pleaded Rihanna.
“Then perhaps she will learn to mind her own business in future. No, that’s my final word you either go now or I strip you of the belts.”
By this time a doctor had arrived on the scene as well as Katy and Rihanna’s friend, Nicki Minaj and Nicki promised to stay with Katy so Rihanna hurried from the area and made it to the ramp and walked distractedly down it, wearing a black, skimpy one piece with her belt around her waist. The blonde challenger are as surprised as anyone as to what is going on but under the referee’s instruction Melissa exits the ring to stand on the apron while Kaley remains to face off with Rihanna.
Despite, or perhaps because, of events before this match Rihanna is fired up and spends the first few minutes totally on the offence. She nails Kaley with a dropkick then whips her to the ropes and hits a hurancanrana that sends the blonde spilling to the floor where she then hits her with a dive right through the ropes. Rihanna flings Kaley back in and climbs the ropes to hit a leaping leg drop that gets a two count. After that kick out Rihanna throws Kaley to the ropes again but Kaley holds on and tags in her partner but Melissa runs in to a huge clothesline that turns the shorter woman inside out and gets the champ another two count. Rihanna stays on her hitting variety of moves quickly to try and garner the victory.. But as Melissa rebounds from the ropes and Rihanna drops her head to hit a backdrop the petite blonde manages to stop her momentum and nail Rihanna in the face with a kick then make a tag to a fresh Kaley Cuoco who having been embarrassed early on is determined to get on top.
She hit s a series of hard uppercuts that back Rihanna into a corner then athletically monkey flips her out and half way across the ring and as Rihanna rises Kaley hooks her head and drops her with a wicked looking DDT that spikes her head in the canvas ad gets a close two count. But the tide had changed and with two on one there is little respite for Rihanna now, Kaley hits power moves like body slams and a powerbomb for further pin attempts then tags in Melissa who drops to her knees over Rihanna and lowers her impressive cleavage right over Rihanna’s nose and mouth in a perfect breast smother.
Eventually, after much desperate struggling, Rihanna manages to squirm clear but that proves little respite as Melissa immediately tags in Kaley who leaps into the ring and hits a superkick to the face that gets the closet two count of the match yet. Despite this being an unusual battle between two good girl teams the crowd is more and more getting behind Rihanna, her situation engendering the support but when Kaley scoops her up and slams her down it looks like all the support in the word won’t help the Barbadian. Kaley tags in Melissa who ascends the top turnbuckle and leapt off with splash but at the last second Rihanna rolls away and the diminutive blonde get nothing but hard canvas.
On instinct Rihanna crawled o her own corner but of course there was no partner to tag . In fact the big screen was showing a still unconscious Katy Perry being loaded on a stretcher into an ambulance right then. By the time Rihanna remembered the futility of going to her corner Melissa had rolled over and tagged in Kaley and just as Rihanna moved forward Kaley exploded with a spear that nearly halved her opponent. The powerful Miss Cuoco then hoisted Rihanna up in a powerbomb and dropped her down hard and rolled over with a cover.
ONE…TWO…THREE
The winners in 8:01 and new World Tag Tem Champions are KALEY CUOCO & MELISSA RAUCH. Their celebration though are muted and they help Rihanna up and shake her hand and help her from the ring in a rare show of sportswomanship in the Federation.
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Backstage Kim Kardashian has the unenviable task of interviewing Megan Fox. Megan has been literally uncontrollable since she retired her former partner Angelina Jolie, a loose cannon and most sensible people in the Federation have been avoiding her. A clearly worried Kim holds up the mic to Megan and makes to ask a question but an insane looking MIss Fox cuts her off immediately.
“Look at that! Would you fucking look at that! I’m not even booked in a match on this fuckign crd and losers like those two bimbos are winning title belts!”
Her voice rises with each passing second and she’s looking frantic and dangerous as she grabs Kim by her lapels and demands.
“What about me, eh? What about me?”
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Iggy Azalea struts to the ring in a skimpy bright yellow one piece, she is accompanied by Jennifer Lopez who has big sunglasses and is wearing fur coat and looks classy as well s dangerous. Both women have has their issues with Lady Gaga in recent weeks, stemming from J-Lo’s titanic struggles for the Word Championship against Beyoncé.
Gaga emerges to a strong cheer from the crowd wearing trademark bizarre yet revealing attire. A silver bra that has holes cut to reveal her nipples and silver open crotch briefs that she shows with an athletic stretch as she poses on the ramp. She then struts her way down the ramp and slides u sexily onto the apron and displays her flexibility as she doe s a splits and goes to slide under the bottom rope. As she does Jennifer Lopez comes around and grabs her hair, halting her while Iggy runs forward and delivers a vicious punt right into Lady Gaga’s face!
J-Lo hauls Gaga by the hair from the ring and lifts her up as if about to deliver a back suplex on the floor but at the last moment turns and drops the blonde gut first right across the steel crowd barrier. Lopez drags her off there and tosses her like a piece of garbage back into the ring where the referee who is being insulted and distracted by Iggy reluctantly calls for the bell.
After that start Iggy Azalea was in complete control and slowly poured on the pressure on her smaller, older opponent. The younger Australian lifted Gaga with ease to deliver a series of suplex’s in the ring before hoisting her up then dropping her back first across Iggy’s knee nd holding her there, using her arms to cruelly push Gaga’s head back and bend her at a freakish angle over her knee in a backbreaker. She held that move for nearly a minute before pushing Gaga off and out of the ring. Iggy then distracted the referee as Jennifer Lopez moved on their foe outside, undid Gaga’s bra and used it to throttle her with before pushing her back into the ring, now topless. When Iggy went to lift her though Lady Gaga somehow caught her arm and leg and rolled her into a pinning position and got a flash two count that so nearly got the victory. That show of defiance got her a heavy stomping from the enraged Aussie before she lifted gaga up and Irish whipped her at an incredible rate ito the corner turnbuckle, so fast that it flipped her up and over the top rope to crash to the floor.
Meantime Iggy ascended the turnbuckle and leapt off with a flying back elbow. Using her freakish flexibility and double joints Lady Gaga just managed to wriggle out of the full nelson leaving that flying elbow to smash into a surprised Jennifer Lopez’s face! Iggy bent over her mentor all concerned as Gaga got to her feet, hopped u p onto the apron and waited until her opponent turned and stood off before launching herself with a missile dropkick to the face that sent both sprawling on the floor. The crowd got behind Gaga after this, encouraging her up then once she was up roaring as she grabbed Iggy’s head and rammed her into the metal corner pole before slipping back into the ring. As Iggy and J-Lo dragged themselves sup Lady Gaga bounced off the far ropes then ran and dived through the ropes with a suicide dive that flattened the heels and left them all in a heap at ringside.
Gaga scampered back to her feet and up to the apron again and when Iggy rose this time she dived off again but was caught by the larger Australian who spun her around into a wheelbarrow like position then dropped down hard, driving her foe’s face and front right down onto the concrete floor, leaving the crowd to give off an audible “oooh” as Lady Gaga smashed into the hard surface. Iggy slid back into the ring and started jawing with the referee while Jennifer Lopez put the boots to an unmoving Gaga efore hauling her up and rolling her into the ring also. Iggy pulled Gaga’s head between her thighs then easily lifted her up and dropped her down with a big powerbomb before casually covering her for a two and three quarters count with Gaga just kicking out at the last possible second. Much to Iggy’s disgust. She lifted Gaga to repeat the move but with what strength she had left Lady Gaga wriggled and kicked her feet and managed to get out of the move but at the same time kicked the ref in the face, knocking him down.
With the referee incapacitated J-Lo reached under the ropes and dragged Gaga out and slammed her into the crowd barrier before ordering Iggy out and then setting up a wooden table at ringside and demanding that Iggy powerbomb Gaga through it, which she did with a smash that echoed throughout the arena as Lady Gaga lay motionless amongst the debris of the table. Lopex then threw her into the ring, iggy followed and with the referee regaining his sense he watch as Iggy again hoisted a by now limp Lady Gaga up, then droped her with another steep angle powerbomb before folding her up nd covering.
ONE…TWO…THREE
The winner in 7:51 id IGGY AZALEA and Jennifer Lopez enters the ring to hoild her arm victorious and then lean over to spit of Lady Gaga and literally kick her out of the ring.
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Backstage, our second new interviewer of the evening, Melissa Joan Hart debuts speaking with Ariana Grande about her upcoming title defence.
“Ari, tonight you not only face a top challenger, a very real threat to your championship reign and a former friend and partner, can you tell us your thoughts at this time”
Ariana looks genuinely upset as she faces the camera and slowly lifts the mic, composing herself before she speaks.
“Well Melissa, it’s hard. It hurt seeing what Selena and Taylor did last month, it was like a knife in the back to all of us that had stood together against Kate Middleton, all that we had gone through and she chucks it away for a few silver coins. Well that is the only silver that bitch will get because she is not taking this (she holds her Junior Heavyweight Title Belt up to the camera at this point) from me. And after I bet her tonight maybe she will realise what a mistake she made siding with those old, English bitches!”
Melissa gives Ariana a high five and the screen fades to black then comes back up with a long and detailed video package detailing Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Love Hewitt’s long and twisted feud that will come to a definitive ending next.
It started over a year earlier with JLH as World Champion, Aniston took the belt from her and pissed on her on national TV. Their rematch had the stipulation that if she lost then Love Hewitt would have to serve as Aniston’s slave for six month. She duly lost (and looked weak in the bargain) and from then on appeared usually in kinky French Maid garb as Aniston’s slave. JLH was so under the thumb that she even turned heel to help her Mistress out against the various faces she fought until last month, with the slave stipulation long over she turned on Aniston leading to this final, career ending match. Yes career ending because the loser of this one on one match, that has a no interference clause and anything goes rules will be forced to retire from the Federation for ever.
First to the ring is the ultra-hated Jennifer Aniston. Clad in her standard white wife beater vest and tiny denim shorts she is not slow to swear at the booing crowd and flip them the finger as she struts to the ring. But she doesn’t go straight into the ring, instead she lifts the apron, reaches under and comes out with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire!
The Jennifer Love Hewitt’s music hits but she doesn’t immediately appear and Aniston shouts at the camera that her former slaves is “chicken shit!”. Then suddenly she does appear, pushing a shopping cart full of weapons and instruments. Love Hewitt raises her hand to get the crowd’s acclaim and we can see the heavy chian wraped around her arm and then she shoves off and runs down the ramp and sends the cart flying into Aniston, crushing her between the apron and the cart and forcing her to drop the bat.
The referee calls for the bell and we are under way. Love Hewitt picks up the baseball bat and leans down to press the barbed wire right into Aniston’s forehead, rubbing it in cruelly much to the crowds delight. Aniston squels and rolls desperately under the ring to get away. JLH holds the bat up and got a huge cheer, then she stooped to lift the aron and search for her foes, dragging her out by her ankle until she’s pronce at rigside, the camera sees that Jennifer Aniston is bleeding heavily from the forehead but also catches her reaching into her pocket to emty a packet into her hand and when JLH stoops to haul her u she gets a face full of blinding, white powder for her troubles.Love Hewitt reels away wiing at her eyes and NAiston pulls herself up, grabs a steel chair from ringside, folds it up then smashes it across her oponent’s exposed back, once, twice then three times, dropping JLH to her knees at the bottom of the entrance ramp. Aniston then comes around, stands over Lover Hewitt and smashes a final chair shot down across her skull, bending the chair and wrapping it around her neck such it the force it is delivered with!
Aniston then picks her groggy foe up and with the chair still dangling from her head she whips her into the shopping cart with tumbles over with JLH sprawled over it. Aniston wiped her hand over her bloody face and reached down to unwrap the chain from JLH’s hand then wrap it around her throat
Aniston used the chain to throttle and choke her opponent then dragged her around the ring, crawling desperately to keep up before Aniston used the loose end of the chain to whip Love Hewitt hard across the back several time. Then she pulled a stunned Jennifer Love Hewitt up by the neck with the chain and wrapped it around the outside of ringpost then wasted little time tearing off JLH’s light blue bra and panties, leaving her hanging from the corner, her feet just barely reaching the floor stark naked. Aniston stalked back the other side where JLH’s trolley lay on it’s side and casually picked up a kendo stick as well as her own barbed wire baseball bat. Jennifer Love Hewitt was struggling to free herself as the end of the bat (complete with razor sharp barbs) was rammed into her gut, then Aniston stood back, poised like a batter nd took a heavy swing with the bat, burying it right into JLH’s copious famous breasts. The blow was so vicious that the crowd had a sharp intake of breath, and again as she cruelly rolled the bat up and down her tits until trails of bright red blood appeared. Aniston stood back and the bat remained stuck in Love Hewitt’s rack until Aniston started whacking at her tits with the kendo stick and eventually the bat tore free. Love Hewitt slipped out of the chain noose and dropped to her knees but tht wwas the perfect position for Aniston to raise the stick and smash it down violently across her skull, shattering the stick and busting JLH@s skull open so it was bleeding too.
Jennifer Aniston was so cock now and tossed her foe into the ring, despite her own busted open forehead she had nowhere near the wounds of Love Hewitt. Aniston stalked to the fallen cart and rummaged in it and lifted a police issue nightstick from it and rolled into the ring herself intent on inflicting more punishment on her foe. JLH was on her knees, dazed as Jennifer Aniston stood over her and raised the baton and from somewhere JLH found the energy to grab her shirt and pulled her out through the ropes to the floor. It wasn’t much but it bought her a moment to crawl across the canvas towards the side that her cart lay. She didn’t make it. Aniston was back in and on her, dropping an elbow to her spine then sitting on her back and hooking the nightstick under JLH’s chin and choking her with it, pulling back hard, the camera capturing the blood streaming down the brunette’s pretty face as both struggled. Eventually Aniston picked her up and whipped her into a corner then followed her in, standing over her on the turnbuckle and raised the stick to pound on JLH’s head. In desperation Love Hewitt found the strength to block the first shot then shifted her weight and heaved Aniston to the side so she tumbled over the top rope, smacked the apron hard then landed even harder on the floor.
With both down the crowd got involved again, rallying behind Jennifer Love Hewitt, eager for her to take the opportunity to rid the league of the evil Jennifer Aniston forever. They both got slowly to their feet, JLH just the quicker and she held the ropes and used them to propel her feet through them to slam into Aniston’s head with a baseball slide that sent the former World Champion crashing into the crowd barrier. Now outside the ring herself Love Hewitt moved over to her cart and pulled a metal dustbin from it and unceremoniously slammed it over Aniston’s head and shoulders as she lay across the barrier, then Love Hewitt grabbed a steel folding chair and set about smashing it into the bin multiple times, making a hell of a racket until the bin fell off and a dazed and dizzy Jennifer Aniston dropped to her knees in perfect position for her opponent to raise the chair one more time this time smashing it down across her bloody skull.
Sensing her foe was done JLH rolled her back into the ring and ripped off Aniston’s vest top revealing her breasts and took the chance to press her own , much larger boobs right up against them as she knelt over her own body before she scooted up and plunged Jennifer Aniston’s bloody face between her own bloody boobs in a bloody breast smother!
The crowd loved that move and roared their encouragement. The prospect of Jennifer Anniston’s fighting career ending under the bounteous tits of her former slave was just to delicious. And it looked to be happening too, as Aniston’s arms struggles to escape were visibly weakening as JLH kept the pressure on, pressing her soft mounds of flesh tight to her opponents mouth and nose as Aniston slapped feebly at JLH’s sides. Then a loud klaxon went off and an ambulance reversed into the arena at the side of the ramp. It was just enough to distract Love Hewitt so that Aniston could grab a breath of air and push off and roll out from the hold and stumble once more to the floor.
Love Hewitt glared at the ambulance but no one emerged and she soon forgot about it’s interruption as she saw Aniston stumble towards the ramp. She slipped out of the ring and cut her off with a punch to the gut that doubled her over then tried to lift her up in a powerbomb on the floor. From somewhere Aniston found the strength to block it, then drove a knee into JLH’s gut and hook her in a powerbomb herself and she did hit it. Dropping Jennifer Love Hewitt horribly with the move right on top of the metal shopping trolley. The metal bent and her body bent with it and she looked in real pain.
Seeing her chance now Jennifer Aniston reached under the ring and pulel dout a long wooden folding table and set it up at the bottom of the ramp. Then reached under the ring again and pulled out a bottle of lighter fluid and sprayed it liberally over the top of the table, the crowd holding their breath as they realised what she was doing. At that point the ambulance doors opened and out came the sexy figure of Megan Fox, clad in the skimiest, sexiest nurse uniform – she was also smoking a cigarette. Aniston positioned the table nearer the ring then hauled the near crippled form of Jennifer Love Hewitt up to the outside apron just as Megan reached the ring. With a nod and a wink Megan flicked her cigarette butt onto the table to set it alight just as Aniston lifted Jennifer Love Hewitt up in a military press then dropped her face first onto the flaming table!
The crowd were stunned to silence as Jennifer Love Hewitt writhed in agony at ringside at Megan Fox’s feet, though Megan didn’t touch her as the referee warned her off, but she did hand Jennifer Aniston a clear plastic bag as she jumped out to toss Love Hewitt into the ring before following her in. She pulled JLH up onto her knees so that we could see the bloody scorched mess her tits and torso now were then casually wrapped the plastic bag over her head and tightened it, completely cutting off any air instantly. Love Hewitt’s face quickly discoloured to a horrible puce anf the ref, sensing disster quickly lifted and dropped her rm three times to absolutely zero response. He signalled for the bell and had to shove Jennifer ANiaton off to remove the bag, Jennifer Love Hewitt was totally unresponsive.
The winner in 15:51 is JENNIFER ANISTON and as a result Jennifer Love Hewitt will now be forced to retire from the Federation. AS the referee stands over a motionless loser Jennifer Aniston kicks him hard in the nuts and drags JLH out of the ring whereupon Megan Fox helps her drag her to the ambulance and a waiting stretcher. They tie her securely to the stretcher the from the back of the ambulance Megan produces jump leads and a battery. Wearing cute white latex gloves Megan snaps the vicious crocodile clips onto Jennifer Love Hewitt’s mangled and burnt breasts the attaches them other ends to the battery. JLH’s body jums and shudder sas the current hits her but she is bound to the stretcher so can do nothing but lie therea d take the fierce current as she is loaded into the back of th ambulance and a smug, victorious Jennifer Ansiton aand Megan Fox drive off with her.
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We are then treated to a highlight package of the pre-show match, a heated tag team match pitting Modern Family stars Sarah Hyland and Ariel Winter versus Game Of Thrones stars Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner. The English girls won a long encounter but the big story came after the match with Sarah and Ariel almost coming to blows in the ring, arguing about who was a t fault for the loss. It’s not their first loss as a team and perhaps that is weighing on them.
They are both backstage now with Carmen Electra between them interviewing them over their altercation earlier that evening, and both young starlets are still glowering at each other.
“Girls, can you tell us what went down earlier, I mena we want to know, is that it? Are you two done as a team? Or what?”
Ariel takes the mic and speaks calmly, intelligently and slightly patronisingly.
“Of course not Carmen, what happened earlier was just a freak occurrence, we’ll be back better than ever next month, won’t we sis?”
Sarah nods uncertainly at her younger partner.
“Sure, I guess, sorry for before…”
She is cut off by Arial smashing the microphone off Sarah’s face. Her cute face twists into an angry grimace as she knocks her partner to the floor and continues the assault smashing the microphone against Sarah’s skull over ten times until it actual breaks off. She stands up and we can see Sarah is busted open and bleeding and Ariel just sneer at her before moving off, clearly that young tag team is now a thing of the past.
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Back to the arena and Selena Gomez emerges at the top of the ramp to a loud chorus of disapproval. Like her BFF Taylor Swift, Selena has gone from one of the most popular superstars in the Federation to the most hated since her betrayal of Jennifer Lawrence at the Queen Of The Ring PPV. That betrayal however, has got the 25 year old Texan to this point however, a title match at Bitchmania versus the Junior Heavyweight Champion, Ariana Grande.
The raven haired Selena is wearing a very revealing black one piece, slit almost t her crotch with a healthy amount of boob showing either side of the thin black straps that straddle her nipples. She seems indifferent to the boos and catcalls as she struts her way down the ramp to the ring and enters it very sexily, teasing both the fans and the referee. The champion’s entrance gets a far louder and more popular reception as Ariana skips out to the ramp and acknowledges the fans, holding her title belt up high and pointing to the fans. It doesn’t hurt that the slim, athletic 24 year old is clad in the skimpiest of tiny silver string bikini’s and looks like sex on legs. She acknowledges all sides of the arena before skipping down the ramp ad sliding into the ring to go nose to nose with her challenger.
There is a palpable tension between champion and challenger as they stare each other out and the crowd noise increases in anticipation. They were on the same side less than a month previously and now they look capable of tearing the other to pieces. The referee get up in their faces and reads them the rules (there are no stipulation but like most matches in the Federation there is a lot of leeway given). Finally he takes the belt from Ariana, holds it up for everyone to see then signals for the bell and we are underway.
It’s a slow, methodical start as both girls circle each other looking for an opportunity to attack. Eventually they lock up with a test of strength knuckle lock and both put their all into winning it. Selena had the height and weight advantage in this contest and eventually it showed as she slowly pushed forward and drove Ariana to her knees where she took the chance to drive her knee into her face. Ariaa squealed as she reeled back and Selena followed up with a couple of thumping forearms to her face then she grabbed Ariana’s ponytail and forcefully smacked her face into the canvas then held it there before rubbing it harshly back and forth on the canvas. That long brown ponytail would prove quite the target for Selena during the bout, as she proved by dragging her across th erring by it and draping her neck across the bottom rope the running across the ring, rebounding off the ropes before jumping up and landing across Ariana’s shoulders, driving her throat into the unforgiving rope. Ariana rolled about the mat clutching at her throat as a smug Selena saluted the crowd.
She picked the champ up (again by the ponytail) and leaned her against the ropes then lashed in a series of hard, stinging knife edged chops to Ariana’s chest and throat and finished by stepping up to her and driving her knee right between her thighs. As Ariana slumped to her ass Selena took hold of her bra top and pulled it off leaving the slim champion topless. Selena moved back and waited for her foe to rise to her feet then ran at her and launched herself with a spear, Ariana saw it at the last possible second and managed to move and Selena went flying out between the ropes and crashed unceremoniously to the floor. By the time Miss Gomez was up to her feet Miss Grande had climbed unsteadily to the top turnbuckle and launched herself with a flying clothesline on her opponent that left both babes sprawled on the ground as the crowd cheered.
They get to their knees simultaneously and it’s a proper catfight as they slap and claw at each other as they try to get up. Selena jams a nail in Ariana’s eye to get the advantage and goes to Irish whip her into the crowd barrier but Ariana manages to reverse it and it’s brunette Selena that crashes back first into the metal. Ariana follows that up with a clothesline and sends her foe up and over and crashing into the rabid crowd. Ariana then leaps in one sprig to stand atop the barrier, raises her arms to the crowds acclaim then launches herself with a dropkick right into Selena’s torso that sends her spinning deeper into the crowd. Ariana shrugs off her own rough landing to stalk after her opponent, meeting her with a series of slaps and punches before hauling her back towards the ring by her own long, dark hair, tossing her back to ringside then into the ring. Ariana rolled in after her then unleashed and impressive combination of martial arts style kicks that eventually send Gomez on her side and gets the champion her first two count of the match.
The champion really takes over now, whipping Selena into the ropes then nailing her on her return with a beautiful high dropkick for another two count. Then doing it again but this time wrapping her legs around the challengers head and flipping her over with a perfect Frankensteiner that again, nearly gets the pinfall. From there Ariana whips Selena into a corner and follows up with a high knee, then climbs to the middle turnbuckle over her foe and measures ten punches to Selena’s face that the crowd counts along with. Before she literally spins around in mid air, drops down, hooks Selena’s head and drives her face to the mat with a perfect bullldog head drop that gains a very last second kick out just before the ref lowered his palm a third time. Undeterred Ariana rolls Selena’s body over, hooks her feet on Selean’s calves, grabs her arms and rolls her over in a bow and arrow submission move and strains with all her might.
It made for quite the sight as a sweating, topless Ariana Grande lay below a straining, struggling Selena Gomez and stretched all of her limbs with all of her might. Selena’s face was contorted in pain but she did not submit and eventually the lighter girl could not maintain her grip and Selena fell out of the hold. Quite unfortunately for the chamion, when Selena was released she fell straight down with the back of her head connecting solidly with Ariana’s nose, stunning her and giving her a bleeding nose.
This allowed Selena time to stagger to her feet and fall against the ropes, her muscles burning from the submission move she had just endured. She saw Ariana rise and charge across at her and managed to cut her off with a kick to the gut then hooked her head and spiked it into the mat with a double arm DDT that she may have got a three count from if it wasn’t the case that Ariana’s legs were under the bottom rope. Selena scooped her up and turned her upside down, adjust her position then dropped her straight down with a Tombstone piledriver. Selena cockily rolled over to pin her and got ONE…TWO…THRE…At the very last second Ariana kicked out. Selena threw a hissy fit and slapped Ariana repeatedly then pulled off Ariana’ bikini briefs and shoved them into the champion’s mouth and tried to choke her on them!
Despite the obvious excitement at seeing Ariana Grande completely nude the fans booed Selena’s actions like hell and began chanting “You Sold Out” at her louder and louder. That just angered Selena though and she took it out on Ariana, after the ref had removed her panties from her mouth Selena pulled her up by her ponytail and began smashing her with forearm and uppercuts, forcing her back into a corner where she laid in more punches then a couple of knees to her pussy and then finally a vicious headbutt right into Ariana’s already injured nose.
She stepped back and caught Ariana as she slumped forward and rammed her head between Selena’s thighs before jumping up and hitting a Pedigree that garnered another incredibly close two count. At this Miss Gomez threw another fit and slapped the mat and stamped her feet in anger before grabbing that ponytail and wrenching up on it, literally tearing some strands of hair out of Ariana’s scalp. At that the champ squealed in agony and suddenly an evil look crossed the challenger’s face. She kept a hold of Ariana’s hair and back up into a corner and scaled it so she was sitting on the top turnbuckle and lifted her arm so that Ariana’s feet barely touches the canvas on her tiptoes – and then Selena stood up while gripping the ponytail tight. Ariana was cruelly lifted off the mat and found herself dangling by just her hair and screamed as her scalp burned and tore.
“Ask her! Ask the little bitch!” demanded Selena as she struggled to keep a hold of Ariana’s hair.
The referee asked her if she wanted to quit and despite openly weeping at the pain Ariana screamed out her refusal and eventually Selena had to drop her in a crumpled heap on the canvas. Selena dropped down to stand over her and called her all kinds of insulting names while kicking her in the ass and ribs, before lifting her and whipping her into the opposite corner, she charged in after but Ariana, in quite the show of athleticism, leapt up and over the onrushing Selena and cradled her for an ultra close two count. Just after breaking that attempt Selean got caught in a schoolboy pin that again was so close to finishing the match. They both got to their feet and Ariana ducked a wild lariat only to pop up and hit a superkick that again garnered a two count before the ref noticed Selena’s foot on the bottom rope. Frustrated herself now Ariana stepped back and charged at her foe, Selena saw her coming and stepped aside but grabbed her ponytail on the way past and held onto it as Ariana sailed out over the top rope. There was a brutal ripping noise as gravity took over and Ariana hung by her hair. Selena wound her opponent’s hair around her arm and pulled up on it and screamed at the ref to ask Ariana if she gave up.
Bawling her eyes out as Selena bounced her by the hair and strand literally tore away finally Ariana screamed out her surrender, submitting just as Selena could hold her no longer and dropped her like a stone to the floor.
Your winner in 16.41 and new Junior Heavyweight Champion is SELENA GOMEZ.
Ariana is kneeling nd bawling her eyes out as Selena rolls from the ring, grabs her newly won title belt then walks around and smashes it into the back of the former champion’s skull, knocking her out. She then, literally, stands on Arian’a body and raises her arms holding the belt to a chorus of boos.
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Backstage Cara Delevigne has Beyoncé and Venus Williams and asks them how they are feeling ahead of tonight’s Main Event tag team match against Taylor Swift and the dangerous Rhonda Roussey. Both women look confident and Venus nods as the World Champion addresses the question.
“Taylor Swift is a little girl now playing with the big girls and she is going to get hurt. And she wants to bring that bully Rhonda with her to stand behind? Well bring it on, you are not in the octagon now bitch. You’re in my world and I’m the best in the World as this belt proves. Venus you take care of that MMA moron and leave meone on one with little Miss Swift and I will give the spankign her Daddy should have give her a long time ago!”
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A long video package airs next, detailing the many clashes, fights and turns in the feud that has dominated the Federation for over a year, Owner Kate Middleton versus Jennifer Lawrence that has led to what will surely be a final showdown here at the biggest event of the year. Thanks to her utter domination and humiliation at the hands of Kate Middleton at the Queen Of The Ring, J-Law is entering this match with an arm that was broken just four weeks ago, so is still in a cast and clearly not fully healed. Also due to the events of that PPV is she loses tonight she will be due to forfeit 95% of all her future earnings to Kate as well. The only thing going for Jennifer is that the same contract with that stipulation also states that should Kate receive any outside interference then she would be liable to sell the Federation.
It is an extremely confident Kate Middleton who walks to the ring first. Regal music accompanies her entrance and she is wearing a long, red cape, a scarlet coloured two piece bikini, and a golden crown, the 35 year old Royal looking very sexy yet also extremely cruel as she sneered at the audience. She disrobed her crown and cape before climbing into the ring. It certainly is unusual though to see the Duchess not surrounded by her women though and is there perhaps a slight look of doubt to her so used is she to having thugs like Eva green, Emma Watson and Natalie Dormer around her?
Jennifer Lawrence emerges to a huge ovation, there is little doubt she’s the crowd favourite here. The 27 year old blonde looks good in combat boots, camouflage shorts and matching bra top. The white plaster cast on her left arm is glaringly obvious though and even as she walks down the ramp you can see her favouring it somewhat. She gets into the ring and faces off with her great enemy as the referee reads them the rules then signals for the bell. Instantly Kate kicks Jennifer’s arm and the blonde cries out and cradles her arm. Kate takes advantage with a series of punches to Jennifer’s head but it’s pretty evident that The Duchess is no real fighter because her blows are not the best. Still when Jennifer looks to be battling back she’s smart enough to ram her knee into that damaged arm again and drive her to her knees.
Given the clear pain Jennifer Lawrence is in already it’s hard to see how she can win this match. Kate kicks her sloppily in the back of her head to drive her face down on the mat then grabs her injured arm, pulls it out straight then drops her knee right onto the cast. J-Law explodes in agony and wails as Kate lifts off it then drops her knee on it a second time and demands the referee asks her to quit. Jennifer refuses to quit though and somehow make sit to her knees and drives a couple of punches into the Duchess’s gut to break her off then gets u, kicks her and pushes her into the corner. The referee (at Kate’s urging) makes them break as they do Kate grabs Jennifer’s injured arm. Lifts it up then slams it down on top of the turnbuckle before twisting it behind her back and pushing it up in chicken wing position and pushing up with all her might. Again Jennifer appeared to be in excruciating agony but still she would not submit and finally escaped with a rolling drop toe hold before deciding to roll under the bottom rope to get her composure back and protect her arm.
Annoyed that this wasn’t finished yet Kate rolled out after Jennifer and jumped into her from behind and propelled her arm first into the ringpost outside the ring with a loud clang. Kate lift Jennifer’s arm up and slammed it into the ringpost again and was just about to do it for a third time when there was commotion in the crowd near to them.
Making their way through the crowd re Elizabeth Hurley and Catherine Zeta Jones, two recent firees and victims of The Duchess’s brutal rule Kate is distracted by their presence and begins shouting for security to get over there. Of course this diverts Kate Middleton’s attention away from J-law and the injured blonde takes the chance to crawl away and give her arm a chance to recover. Meantime the crowd scene is a mess with the crowd cheering Liz and CZJ on and security unable to get to them as Kate MIddleton shouts at them from ringside. Eventually she remembers she’s in a huge match but can’t see her opponent when she turns around. She goes around th erring to look for her and Jennifer springs up from a crouched position to hit a superkick right in Kate’s royal face. Ignorign the pain her arm is in she rolls Kate into the ring then stands on the apron and waits until her opponent slowly rises before leaping up to the top rope and leaps off with a flying forearm, using her cast clad arm smashing it into Kate Middleton’s face.
Kate’s out of it and Jennifer falls on her, her arm throbbing like all hell but she still covers her and , ONE…TWO…THREE.
The winner in 5:11 is JENNIFER LAWRENCE.
Chaos then erupts in the arena.
The crowd were delighted and exploded with joy at seeing the babyface finally get a win over the hated heel owner of the Federation. J-Law and Kate lay unmoving in the ring but outside a bunch of Kate’s Royal Court (Eva Green, Emma Watson, Natalie Dormer, Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams) ran to ringside nd jumped the crowd barrier and tried chase after a now retreating Hurley and Zeta Jones. They had a good head start and the excitable crowd were in the way so by the time the heels were in the crowd Elizabeth and Catherine were up the stairs at an exit and laughing at what they had done. In the ring meanwhile Scarlett Johannsson, Emma Stone and Amy Adams enter the ring and lift up Jennifer Lawrence and hoist her onto their shoulders much the crowd’s delight. They wait until Kate Middleton rouses slightly and gets to her knees and from way up there Jennifer spits right onto her face, a thick cloying lump of saliva running down the Duchess’s face. It’s a fitting image to leave this feud on and we head backstage to where Kim Kardashian breaks the news that the next PPV will not only be headlined by Beyoncé’s World Title defence against Taylor Swift but that there will be a weapons Elimination Chamber match on the undercard to determine the next number #1 contender. More details will no doubt be released in the weeks to come.
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We cut to an outside broadcast following the ambulance driven by Megan Fox from earlier in the evening. They are in pretty run down, rough are of town and the ambulance eventually turns into a disused looking derelict warehouse. Megan and Jennifer Aniston get out of the front and open the back doors and wheel out th stretcher with Jennifer love Hewitt strapped to it and she’s been gagged since we last saw her. She looks terrified.
A camera follwos them into the dark and gloomy interior of the warehouse and Megan pushes the stretcher hard down a corridor, it bangs into the walls a coupel of time then falls hard on it’s side.
Megan and Jennifer cackled like the evil bitches they were as they lifted the stretcher up onto it’s wheels (lifting it up by means of JLH’s nipples!) then pushing her through a big swing door leading into a large open space lit by a couple of bare light bulbs. It was a dark, shadowy, creepy place, made all the more ominous by the two nooses hanging from the ceiling. They are barbed wire nooses and it’s a chilling sight as Megan tips the stretcher on it’s end so that Jennifer Love Hewitt is held up vertically as her two tormentors move the nooses and sinch them around her soft, white ties, then tighten them. To prevent any escape Megan Fox head butts Love Hewitt right in the face and then they unstrap her from the stretcher and bind her arms into another set of ropes that are attached to opposite pillars in the warehouse then at the press of a button JLH is lifted up by her tits while her arms are stretched to their fullest extent until her feet are a full foot off the floor. As she had ascended Jennifer Aniston plucked the ball gag from her foe’s mouth and laughed at anguished howl and screams that were emitted. AS she hung there crying and pleading the camera panned round to take I a long metal table tht ran the length of a wall. On it were all manner of objects : a bull whip, a cane, a flogger, a cattle rod, a baseball bat, a studded belt and much, much more and as the scene faded to black we could be assured that former World Champion, Jennifer Loe Hewitt’s last night in the Federation would be horribly memorable for the buxom brunette beauty.
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And so to the main event of the night. A huge multi discipline tag team encounter with stars from the world of reals sports in the mix. First out to her hit “Look what you md me do” is Taylor Swift in a black boxing robe with hood up and over her head. The cocky blonde stands back and applauds as Rhonda Roussey emerges in her usual UFC fighting outfit looking mean as hell. Jokingly Taylor swaps air jabs with her partner before they come down the ramp ad enter the ring, Taylor removing her robe to reveal a black two piece bikini.
Ext out are the World Champion Beyoncé (wearing a cool chain mail bikini) and the powerful looking Venus Williams in white shorts and white training top. Not surprisingly the black women are crowd favourites her and they get quite a reception as they approach the ring. After the chaos at the end of the previous bout there is still a palpable buzz about the arena. The two teams come together in centre ring and the referee goes over the rules then signals for the bell and in a flash Rhonda lashes out a punch that connects perfectly with Venus William’s nose. Taylor grabs Beyoncé and flings her through the roeps to the outside as Rhonda hooks in a rear naked choke hold and in ten seconds flat Venus is completely unconscious!
Beyoncé clambers back to the apron and Rhonda slaps Venus’s limp hand against the champs to make a tag and hauls Beyoncé into the ring by her hair while chucking Venus through the ropes to crash head first on the floor. With Rhonda laying in some vicious punches and kicks to a desperate to cover up Beyoncé, Taylor Swift hops off the apron and goes around to the unconscious form of Venus Williams and strips her completely naked. What a humiliation for the famous tennis player. Taylor then reaches under the ring an pulls out a sports bag and takes a pair of handcuffs from it and cuffs a kneeling Venus’s arms around the ringpost so that even if she does come to she’ll be no helps to Beyoncé. And in the ring the Champion is in real trouble, despite her efforts to cover up she is fading under the brutal onslaught from the MMA superstar. Rhonda pulls Beyoncé up, back her into a corner and throw punch after punch to her body, then her face then her arms and legs before lashing in a few dangerous kicks too. She literally rips that chain mail bikini off Beyoncé’s tits and wraps it around her fist and then slams more hard punches into Beyoncé’s face, cutting her open. Then she tears off the chain mail bikini bottoms and wraps them around her other fist and fires in more heavy duty blows that the Champion struggles to block effectively. Eventually Beyoncé staggers out of the corner with a desperate swing of a punch that misses and Rhonda naisl her with a perfect roundhouse kick that flattens her on the canvas. Rhonda then strolls over to her corner and tags Taylor Swift in.
The fans hate this, they wanted a competitive main event and are getting a one sided slaughter, worse still because they absolutely hate Taylor (which she plays up perfectly as she stalks towards Beyoncé). Taylor measures Beyoncé then jumps up and drops an almost comical leg drop atop Beyoncé’s bleeding face and hooks the leg for a cover. ONE…TWO…THREE.
Your winners in 3:01 are TAYLOR SWIFT and RHONDA ROUSSEY. The fans pelt the ring with garbage and are vehemently unhappy but Taylor could not care less, she celebrates like she won the World Series before exiting the ring to pick up the sports bag, giving a groggy Venus Williams a hard kick on her way. From in the bag she produces another set of handcuffs and cuffs Beyoncé’s wrists behind her back then she straps a dog collar around Beyoncé’s neck, tightens it to an extreme degree and walks/drags the Cahampion around the ring on her knees. It’s quite the humiliating sight. But it is only to get worse as the last item Taylor removes from her bag is a huge, bright white strap on dildo!
The crowd is stunned t the sight f it and what it clearly indicates, Rhonda takes the dildo and helps Taylor fit it and tighten it until Taylor Swift in the centre of the ring looking for all the world like she has a huge cock. Taylor then takes the leash attached to Beyoncé’s collar, jerks on it contemptuously to lift the Champ’s bloody face up then squats down behind her nd roughly forces herself upon her. Ramming the giant dildo roughly into Beyoncé’s backside, forcing it into her anus then pounding back and forth, ass raping her as hard as she possibly can. With her wrists handcuffed and her partner still slumped in the corner there is literally nothing Beyoncé can do but kneel there and take it. The pain is bad enough and she’s soon bawling hr eyes out crying through the blood on her face but the public humiliation of this happening at the end of the biggest show of the year is arguably even worse
Finally the anal assault comes to an end as Taylor removes the dildo from Beyoncé’s ass and forces it straight down her gasping throat, then Taylor grabs the World Title belt and holds it aloft while standing over her beaten and bowed opponent.
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In the aftermatch of Bitchmania the card for the next PV starts to get announced as follows:
WORLD TITLE MATCH - BEYONCÉ V. TAYLOR SWIFT – dog collar match
SELENA GOMEZ V. ARIANA GRANDE – ladder match, loser shaved bald
WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - CUOCO & RAUCH V. ANISTON / FOX
SARAH HYLAND V. ARIEL WINTER
WEAPONG ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH – PERRY V. LOPEZ V. MINAJ V. GAGA V. RIHANNA V. AZALEA
PIPPA MIDDLETON V. ELIZABETH HURLEY
EVA GREEN V. CATHERINE ZETA JONES
JENNIFER LAWRENCE & GAL GADOT V. SOPHIE TURNER & MAISIE WILLIAMS