BITCHBRAWL III

As we open this latest Federation PPV super spectacular ominous music fills the arena and a massive, metal, chain linked structure descends from the ceiling. It is the Elimination Chamber and the four participant pods each hold a weapon that the entrant can take into the match. Six women will take place in this hellacious bout and the last woman standing will gain the prize of a World Championship shot at the Next PPV, SummerSlutSlam.

With the structure in place and the technicians adding the finishing touches the first participant can enter and Jennifer Lopez’s theme music fills the arena and the Latino heel struts to the ring. The fans hate the smug bitch and boo her every step (not that she cares) and do so even more as she opens the metal door to the chamber, climbs in and enters the pod containing a kendo stick with a strand of barbed wire wound around one end.

As soon as the door shuts on J-Lo the next participant’s music hits and Katy Perry appears in the entrance way and waves to the crowd. She’s wearing a tiny silver two piece bikini that barely contains her ample assets and the crowd are right behind her as she slides into the ring, glares at Lopez then steps into the pod with a heavy bike chain hanging inside. Once Katy is in, her former tag team champion partner Rihanna is next out into the hellish structure, the crowd love her too, especially after her bravery in losing the World Tag titles at Bitchmania III last month. Rihanna nods business-like at her partner before taking her sexy, skinny body, naked except for a floss-like white one piece, inside the third pod, this one containing a wicked looking pair of brass knucks!

Finally, a heavy rap beat fills the arena as the final entrant to the pods comes out – Nicki Minaj, to a huge ovation, not least because the black beauty is stark naked and doesn’t care who sees it! Nicki struts and grinds and dances her big, fat black ass to the chamber and treats the other three corners to a close up lap dance before sliding into her pod which contains a heavy wooden baton. Once that pod is closed the first two combatants can enter and first out is Iggy Azalea, the stern blonde Australian in a yellow bikini as she enters the huge cage, she shares a few words with her mentor Jennifer Lopez then leans on the ropes awaiting the final warrior in this match. Lady Gaga emerges to one of her hits and runs to the Elimination Chamber, leaps through the door and charges at her hated foe Iggy and lays in a flurry of punches as the refs close and lock the Chamber door and the bell sounds to signal the start of this match.

Gaga is in black, shiny PVC bra and shorts and the tiny singer is perpetual motion as she punches, slaps and chops Iggy all around the ring before finally charging at her and clotheslining the Australian up and over the top rope to crash hard on the raised metal floor that surrounds the ring. Iggy slowly gets to her feet but Gaga has bounced off the far ropes then rebounded forward and throws herself through the ropes to spear Iggy in the gut and slam her hard into the solid cage wall that encloses the structure. The crowd go wild and only get louder as Gaga pulls Iggy up then bounces her forehead against the nearest pod (which contains a cursing Jennifer Lopez), then keeping hold of her opponents ponytail Gaga turn around and smashes her face into Katy Perry’s pod, then spins around and slams her face into the bars of the cage before cruelly rubbing her face back and forth across the metal.

When Gaga finally relents and pulls Iggy’s face back the camera zooms in to reveal we have the first blood of the evening as Iggy’s forehead is busted open, Gaga laughs and nails her with a head butt that sends both staggering back. Gaga’s first up and leaps up for a drop kick but Iggy side steps it and Lady Gaga crashes hard on the metal and rolls back into the ring. With both blondes down a counter shows on the big screen and begins to count down from ten, that’s the opening five minutes over and now it’s time for our third participant with a weapon to enter the fray. The lights dim and searchlights circle the chamber then stop on the pod containing Jennifer Lopez!

J-Lo’s pod is opened and the Latino heel hops out gripping her kendo stick tipped with barbed wire and stalks across the ring just as Lady Gaga is pulling herself up by the ropes. Lopez swings the stick and lashes it viciously down the length of Gaga’s back, the wire sticking in the skin and ripping her open. It only gets worse from there for Lady Gaga as J-Lo wastes no time smashing that stick up and down on the blondes’ back and head until she’s flat out on her face on the mat. By now Iggy is in the ring and she lifts Gaga by the hair, stuffs her head between Jennifer’s thighs and helps to lift her up then slam her down in a ring shaking, assisted powerbomb. J-Lo makes the cover and we have our first elimination as Lady Gaga is pinned. The counter starts counting down but Iggy can’t resist one final torment taking the barbed wire tip of the stick and jamming it into Gaga’s forehead to bloody her up there as well.

As Gaga gets pulled out of the Chamber by officials the lights stop oo Rihanna’s pod and the Barbadian steps out with the brass knuckles fitted around her own. But Iggy and J-Lo rush her and the knucks are of little benefit. Iggy grabs her legs while Jennifer nails Rihanna with a kendo stick shot right on the head that forces her back against the ropes. Iggy then kneels and fires an uppercut between Rihanna’s legs and literally rips the brass knuckles off her hand and fits them on her own fist.

Katy Perry bangs helplessly on the wall of her pod watching her partner being systematically destroyed as Iggy smashes punch after punch to Rihanna’s gut and boobs, the brass knuckles making each blow so much more painful that they ordinarily would have been. Finally iggy land a couple of heavy duty punches to Rihanna’s chin then shoves her across the ring where J-Lo is swinging her cane and smashes it down on Rihanna’s skull. It makes a hell of a noise and Rihanna drops like a stone where Jenny easily pick up her second pinfall of the evening and even has a few moments to goad Katy and Nicki as they stand helpless in their pod knowing that in seconds one of them will be in the awful 2-on-1 situation that has done for Lady Gaga and RIhanna in quick succession.

The countdown arrives and it’s Katy Perry’s pod that the light settles on. The crowd are quite down after the two eliminations but come alive again as Katy grabs the bike chain swings it wildly at Iggy and storms out of the pod, kicking Jennifer Lopez in the gut as she exits. Katy’s fired up and grabs Lopez by the hair and hurls her over the top rope to crash on the metal floor, dropping her stick as she falls. Iggy, however, is up and drives a hard brass knuckles assisted, punch to Katy’s kidney that drops her to her knees. Iggy stands over Katy, behind her and measures a hard punch right into Katy’s face that immediately bloodies her perfect little nose. Iggy laughs her harsh bray and lifts her fist again, showing off for the booing crowd but Katy’s hand has fastened on her chain and in desperation she lashes it up over her head and catches Iggy square in the face, staggering her back. Katy forces herself up and launches another attack, rocking Iggy with punches then lashing the flailing bike chain across the blonde’s mid-section. But as she goes for another Katy Perry is dropped again, this time Jennifer Lopez is behind her and has smashed her cane across the American’s unprotected, unsuspecting skull. And then the countdown signals for the final time in the match.

Nicki is absolutely desperate to get out of her pod. Not just because she hates J-Lo with a passion after their brutal feud last year but because she knows that she can’t allow things to develop into yet another 2-on-1. She races out of her pod and swings her baton hard catching the back of Iggy Azalea’s skull and knocking her out then leaps over the ropes and confronts J-Lo in the middle of the ring. Jennifer blocks Nicki’s first attack with the baton with her own cane. The two weapons lock and both singers struggle for dominance. J-Lo, of course, takes the cheap way out and kicks Nicki in the gut then nips behind her and pulls her cane hard across the black rapper’s throat, choking her. Nicki lifts her baton and swipes wildly behind her to little effect then steadies herself and stabs it right back into Jennifer’s face, forcing Lopez to break her hold. As she moves to go after her Iggy grabs her arm to halt her but just then Katy leaps across the ring with a devastating spear that halves the blonde and pins her with a three count.

Nicki looks at Katy and gives a nod then her mouth opens in a wide “o” as Jennifer Lopez has taken the barbed wire end of her cane and flicked it up quickly between Nicki’s legs. Nicki screams and drops her hands to her crotch and even though J-lo tugs she can’t remove the stick before Katy Perry is on her and smashing a chain assisted punch in her face. Katy swings again but out of instinct Jennifer ducks and tips her foe up and over her head to crash hard on the metal mesh. On the other side of the chamber the referees are trying to get Iggy Azalea out but just before she departs she nails one more brass knuckled aided punch to a kneeling Nicki Minaj that lays her out cold. Jennifer then drops on her and secures a three count and we are down to the final two combatants.

The officials get Iggy and Nicki out of the chamber before re-locking it and by then both Jennifer and Katy are back to their feet and circling each other. Neither is armed, though the cane, baton and chain are still in the cage. And for a moment the unthinkable occurs – wrestling breaks out! Jenny charges at Katy who avoids her then trips her with a drop toe hold into an arm bar, but Jenny reverses it and lifts Katy up before whipping her to the ropes on her return Katy ducks a clothesline attempt, hits the other ropes and returns with a high dropkick that gets her a close two count. As they lie on the mat Jenny rakes her nails across Katy’s face and reaches over for her cane, then gets to her knees and rolls Katy over on her front and slips the cane under Katy’s chin and pulls back hard on both sides, choking Katy on the unforgiving bamboo. Katy beats her hands desperately on the canvas as her face turns darker and from somewhere she finds the strength to slide up to her knees, Jenny hangs on, and then up to her feet unsteadily and half, half staggers across the ring and literally falls through the ropes to land on her back on the metal decking. Of course, Jennifer Lopez is squashed between her and the metal.

In the tumble Jenny has cracked the back of her skull on the metal flooring and that’s a situation only made worse when Katy pulls her up, hooks her head then drops her with a DDT on the grating! Then Katy slingshots her right into one of the re-inforced plastic pod doors, she meets her as she staggers back with a running clothesline that sends j-Lo over the top rope and into the ring. Katy climbs up the ring to a corner then beyond to the roof of a pod and jumps off with a flying foot stamp that finds it’s mark right in Jennifer Lopez’s gut. A cover and a three count later and we have a winner.

The winner in 20:02 and now Number 1 contender to the World Championship is KATY PERRY. And she celebrates with the crowd once she’s out of the chamber, glad to have won this hellacious battle.

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Backstage and Carmen Electra is joined for an interview by Kate Middleton, Pippa Middleton and Eva Green. They are expecting the interview to be about the upcoming matches that night and Carmen’s first gambit throws them off guard.

“Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, rumours are swirling that you are in some financial difficulty and are right now fending off a hostile takeover of your shares.”

Kate is stunned and struggles for composure as Carmen continues.

“In fact observers are saying that you were relying on the windfall from beating Jennifer Lawrence last month at Bitchmania and without that you are looking at…”

She’s cut off as Kate grabs the microphone and wrenches it out of Carmen’s grip. The English Royalty is clearly losing her cool and she screams.

“Shut up! Shut up! Shut Up! I’ll tell you how I’ll save some money anyway you old cow, by firing your shrivelled up ass! Eva get her out of here, she’s now trespassing!”

Eva grabs Carmen by the hair leads her down the corridor then picks her up and throws her through a large glass window and out into the car lot. By then Kate and Pippa have caught up and a still irate Kate Middleton shouts out at an unmoving Carmen Electra.

“You’re fired bitch and if you start any more rumours like that I’ll sue you’re ass off!”

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Our next match is one we never thought we’d see as two young actresses that were best friends, tag partners and co-stars clash with bad feeling between them. Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland had achieved limited success as a team but it was still a shock when they came to blows after yet another loss last month at Bitchmania. That falling out has led here to their first ever one on one encounter.

Ariel Winter comes to the ring first, the remains of the elimination Chamber having been lifted out of the way, leaving just the normal wrestling ring. Ariel is in a black two piece bikini and is booed as she walks the entranceway, seen as having caused the fall out. That plus that fact that she had been acting quite the diva bitch in the media recently and maybe she deserves that not so endearing chants of “sumo” as the rotund, yet still sexy starlet makes it to the ring. Sarah Hyland gets a much better reaction, the slimmer sexier, older star is mad as hell at being Pearl Harboured by her so called friend last month and charges to the ring in white bra top and denim shorts, slides under the bottom rope and leaps at Ariel and starts in with a barrage of punches and slaps as the ref gets out of the way and signals for the bell.

Sarah is as fired up as we have seen the young beauty, she backs Ariel into a corner, turns her around and grabs Ariel’s long, dark ponytail and slams her face into the turnbuckle, and again and a further ten times, each time the crowd counting with her until finally a dazed Ariel staggers to centre ring where Sarah grabs her head and leaps forward to deliver a bulldog headlock that slams Ariel’s face to the mat before rolling her over and getting a two count. We’ve rarely seen the 27 year old Sarah so attacking and she continues by straddling her on screen sister’s chest and slapping the hell out of Ariel’s face then pulling off her bra to expose Ariel’s biggest assets, her huge tits. They are perfect targets for Sarah to punch though. But as Sarah finishes a punch and raises her arms Ariel reaches up, grabbed Sarah by the hair pulls her face down into the soft embrace of her mammoth cleavage.

Wow! What a quick reversal of fortunes! Sarah is now writhing and trashing her arms and legs, desperate to escape while Ariel Winter concentrates solely on holding the older actresses face into her bosom. Sarah manages to pull away for a moment and grab a breathe of air but Ariel pulls her face back down again into her breasts. This happens again a few moments later but this time Sarah opens her mouth and desperately bites Ariel’s right tit as she’s lowered toward it. Ariel screeches and lets Sarah go and the sit on their respective asses glaring at each other before crawling towards each other, fastening their claws into the others hair and rolling about in a good old fashioned, hair pulling, face scratching catfight!

They eventually roll right out under the bottom rope and both babes take a hard bump to the unforgiving concrete floor. It takes a few moments before either moves but when they do it is almost simultaneous. They struggle to their feet and Ariel swings a fist, Sarah blocks it and strikes back with a chop, then a second and a third backs her foe up against the metal crowd barrier. Sarah backs up and charges, hitting a clothesline that takes both up and over and into the baying, cheering crowd.

With the referee encouraging them to get back in the ring Sarah and Ariel brawl their way back, slapping and punching, kicking and scratching until they finally roll back in to the ring. Sarah is soon back on the offence, hitting three quick dropkicks, but when she leaps up for a headscissors, Ariel holds the ropes and keeps Sarah up high before dropping her right down with a fierce powerbomb that knocks the starch out of Miss Hyland. Ariel crawls over and gets a very near two count. Seeing her chance Ariel crawls further up Sarah’s body and lowers her big tits once more onto her opponents face, this time from above, giving Sarah even less leverage to escape. Sarah struggles gamely but her limbs are fading by the time her legs luckily snag the bottom rope and the referee makes Ariel break the hold, she’s in complete control now though.

And Ariel seeks to take advantage of her ascendency to humiliate this woman she was so close to. She tears off Sarah’s bikini top to reveal her pert tits and then slaps them about and belittles them before hauling off Sarah’s shorts so she’s nude. Ariel drapes Sarah over the ropes, runs up behind her and punts her in the cunt. Sarah drops to her knees and is in perfect position for the third breast smother from Ariel. With Sarah leaning back, lolling and unresponsive Ariel stands before her and lowers her breasts over Sarah’s features engulfing them. Ariel has Sarah’s arms and pulls them behind her head and presses her tits right in. Within moments there is no movement from Sarah and she falls backwards on her heels onto her back, Ariel goes with her, her boobs still pressed relentless about Sarah’s nose and mouth. It’s over and finally the referee manages to get one of Sarah’s arms and lifts it three times to absolutely no response and signals for the bell. But Ariel keeps up her smothering attack, never lifting her chest from her former partner’s unconscious face.

The winner in 7:11 is ARIEL WINTER, but she is keeping up her breast smother despite the referees appeal for her to stop. Finally a figure emerges and rushes to the ring. It’s Julie Bowen, the actress who plays both girls mother in Modern Family. But rather than get Ariel off she points at Sarah and encourages Ariel to keep it up, swearing at her to “finish the little cunt off!”. Finally rescue comes in the shapely shape of Sofia Vergara who runs to the ring, punches her hated rival Julie and drags Ariel physically off Sarah’s lifeless face. Julie and Ariel hug outside the ring and retreat to a chorus of disapproval as EMT’s race to the ring with oxygen for Sarah Hyland.

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Next comes a message warning that the footage about to be shown is explicit and extremely violent and viewers of a nervous disposition should not watch.

We cut to footage in the desert of an open top jeep which contains Megan Fox and Jennifer Aniston, they have hats on and are in vests and shorts, they are also having a drink. The camera pans back to reveal that behind the jeep, her wrists tied to a rope is Jennifer Love Hewitt. She’s naked and battered and bruised all over her body. This footage was taken after Jennifer Love Hewitt lost the loser retires match to rival Jennifer Aniston at Bitchmania. JLH had been initially taken to a derelict warehouse where she was tortured by these two sadistic bitches for the whole night and now she was taken here in the beating sun. A close up of her face shows not only what wretched physical condition this former World Champion is in but that she is a broken woman, she had no defiance remaining. Megan stops the jeep and Love Hewitt drops wearily to her knees. Fox and Aniston stroll towards her, ignoring her pleas for water. Instead they shove her on her back, grab an ankle apiece then drag her as fast as they can towards a large cactus which they crotch her on!

Jennifer Love Hewitt thought she had no more screams left but found one after all as the thorns of the cactus pierced her in several places. Fox and Aniston laughed and pulled her back only to crotch her again and again and again.

The footage cuts at that point and when it returns Jennifer Love Hewitt is buried up to her chin in the desert. Beside her is a large ant’s nest. Megan and Jennifer Aniston kneel beside their victim and proceed to shave her totally bald with first battery powers clippers then a cut throat razor. Once Love Hewitt is smooth and bald Jennifer Aniston takes out a jar of honey and takes her time spreading it all over JLH’S head and face, then when she’s done Megan Fox gleefully kicks the anthill over onto Love Hewitt and the two heels get back in their vehicle and speed away, leaving Jennifer Love Hewitt buried in the desert never to be see in the Federation, ever again!

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Coming out after that particularly graphic video, Megan and Jennifer get easily the most negative reception from a crowd we have ever seen in the Federation. The two uber heels are extra smug too, grinning at the crowd and what they did to poor Jennifer Love Hewitt. They strut down the entrance way wearing matching bright red PVC bra’s and shorts (Aniston’s usual outfit of vest and shorts ditched to make them feel more of ‘team’). Anyway, the crowd hates them and lets them know not only by booing and hurling abuse at them but by chucking garbage like empty cups and napkins and other detritus at them as the stroll to the ring. Both Megan and Jennifer clearly love the reaction. And as evil as these two bitches are, it’s hard to deny they look fucking sexy in their matching devilish outfits.

The crowd response turns completely when the World Tag Team Champions emerge. Kaley Cuoco and Melissa Rauch are clad in white, string bikinis and have the large belts strapped around their waists and have vowed to make the heels pay for their recent actions. Of course, there is a deep hatred between Jennifer and Kaley that dates back years in the Federation. The smug challengers sit on the middle rope to open it up and are mocking inviting the champions in acting like they will let them in. To no surprise neither Kaley or Melissa are fooled and they stalk around the ring and climb up the steps at the other side. Once all four women are in the ring they stand across from each other and glare at each other, there is no love lost here and no mercy will be given. The referee seems nervous but reads the rules to all participants and orders two of them out, reluctantly Kaley and Megan leave the ring and the bell sounds with Melissa Rauch and Jennifer Aniston locking up in centre ring.

Jen goes straight for the cheap shot, kicking Melissa between the thighs then whipping her into the ropes where Megan Fox’s knee protrudes through the ropes Melissa’s spine smacks hard into it and Melissa drops to her knees holding her back. Second’s after it’s her neck she’s nursing as Aniston picks her up then drops her with a reverse neckbreaker before straddling Melissa’s back, undoing her bra top and choking her with it right the way to the referee’s five count before releasing it. Aniston then proceeded to cruelly stamp down hard on the back of Melissa’s neck several times, culminating with standing with her full weight on it as she reaches out to tag in Megan Fox. Megan hauls her blond foe up by her hair, rams her head between Megan’s thighs then lifts her up for a powerbomb. As she is up though it appears as though Megan loses her grip and ends up moving forward and dropping Melissa from a horrible, steep angle right on her neck. The crowd gasp as Melissa hits and Kaley stretches into the ring and manages to tag her partner.

As Melissa barely manages to roll over and under the bottom rope to lie prone on the apron Kaley Cuoco opens up on Megan with a series of punches then a clothesline. She sees Jennifer Aniston about to come through the ropes and rushes over to dropkick her to the floor. She gets up just in time to hit a spinning roundhouse kick to the side of Megan’s skull and cover her for a two count. Angrily Kaley pulls Megan up by her hair and tosses her half way across the ring by it towards her own corner and dares her old rival, Jennifer Aniston, to take her on. Reluctantly, Jen leans down to tag her partner and tentatively enters the ring.

For a moment their partners are forgotten, the tag titles are forgotten and the crowd are forgotten and these to mortal enemies throw down and exchange punches and slaps as hard and as fast as they can. Jenny goes for the inevitable cheap shot but Kaley avoids it and slams her own knee up into Jennifer’s crotch, then does it again. Kaley then whips her into the ropes and catches her in a bear hug upon her return then lifts up and drops her down on her knee and holds her there.

While this had been going on Megan Fox has dropped off the apron and stalked around the ring to see Melissa, but there is no doubt about her having any concern as she hops up beside Melissa and ignoring the fact she seems to have an injured neck wrenched her to her feet by her hair. Then standing on the apron Megan hoists her unresisting foe up in a piledriver position and, holding her up, calls out to Kaley.

“Hey Bitch!”

Kaley turns just in time to see Megan drop down and drive Melissa’s head into the edge of the mat. Kaley immediately forgets about Jennifer and comes over to take a swing at Megan who moves out of the way. This distraction allows Jennifer Aniston to crawl up behind Kaley and hammer a fearsome uppercut between her thighs and into her crotch. The Jennifer grabs Kaley’s blonde ponytail, drags her across the ring and winds her arms over then under the top and middle ropes trapping them in place. Jenny slaps her old rival in the face a couple of times when on the apron Megan Fox pulls up a lifeless looking Melissa Rauch for another piledriver. Aniston leans down and grins at Kaley and hisses.

“You quit now or that sexy lunatic will piledrive your partner from there to the floor! Look at her she’s got a screw loose you know she’d do it!”

Kaley Cuoco looked across the ring desperately hoping to see something from her partner but she just hung upside down motionless and Megan held her up. Jennifer Aniston reached down and grabbed Kaley’s nipple below her bra top and twisted it viciously.

“Last chance, quit now or Megan jumps.”

“OK! OK! I quit! I submit!”

The referee signals for the bell and then Megan grins back at Kaley and steps off the apron dropping down with a devastating looking piledriver from the apron to the floor right on Melissa Rauch’s head! She did it anyway despite Kaley sacrificing the belts to try and save her partner. A hush goes over the arena as Megan rolls away, leaving Melissa Rauch laid out, completely unmoving on the floor. Megan rolls into the ring in time to grab a title belt from the referee, Jennifer Aniston grabbing the other.

The winners, and new World tag Team Champions, in 4:31 are JENNIFER ANISTON and MEGAN FOX. They hold the belts up and celebrate as the crowd shower them again with disapproval. Aniston particularly goads Kaley and taunts her with the belt before raising it up to show it off then bringing it crashing down on the blonde’s skull. Thinking this looks like fun the crazy Miss Fox does likewise and the two of them rain belt blows down on Kaley’s unprotected skull until the referee manages to get in between them. By then as the back off Kaley Cuoco’s head and face are busted open and bleeding heavily. The new champions leave with Cuoco being freed from the ropes and painfully crawling across the canvas to look down at her stricken partner who is being attended to by worried EMT’s with a neck brace and stretcher.

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Backstage and Cara Delivigne stands with a stoic, determined looking World Champion, Beyonce Knowles. The camera pans back to reveal she is flanked on either side by Venus Williams and her sister Serena.

“Beyonce, last month at the climax to Bitchmania you were humiliated and violated by Taylor Swift, now, tonight you put your World Title up for grabs to get a shot at revenge. It looks like you brought back up in case Rhonda Roussey gets involved?”

Beyoncé is clearly not her usual, happy-go-lucky self as she glares into the camera and snarls.

“You know Cara, what the skinny white bitch Taylor Swift did last month has stayed with me since then. I’ve lived with the humiliation and pain for four weeks and she’s going to feel the consequences tonight. I got to pick the stipulation so |I went with a chained together match so that anorexic slut cannot escape me and I chose the forfeit for the loser and since you like strap on’s so much I chose that the loser gets put in a set of restraints in the middle of the ring and the winner gets to fuck them with whatever they like.”

At this the camera lowers and reveals that Beyoncé and both Williams sisters are wear massive (in length and width) black shiny strap on cocks.

“As you can see we’re ready!”

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Next up in the ring we see the return of Elizabeth Hurley. Both she and Catherine Zeta Jones have been re-instated as active wrestlers in the Federation because The Duchess, Kate Middleton knew they had to be in the Federation for her to get her revenge on them for costing her that huge match against Jennifer Lawrence at Bitchmania III. And first up for the back in action Miss Hurley is a bout against Kate’s younger sister Pippa here tonight.

In an effort to prevent 52 year old Elizabeth getting any help from her new stable mates Catherine Zeta Jones, Gillian Anderson and Lucy Liu, The Duchess has banned all from ringside (while at the same time having to do likewise for her and Pippa’s cadre of followers). Liz seemed OK with that but Pippa wasn’t so happy, the plumby voiced 34 year old not being too well known for her singles capability. Kate Middleton had faith in her though, she said.

Elizabeth is first out and looks amazing for her age in a low cut, white one piece swimsuit. The posh Englishwoman gets something she’s never heard in the Federation before, cheers. Even someone as hated as she had been was seen as the face in any confrontation with Kate Middleton’s Royal Family.

The younger (and unbelievably posher) Pippa enters next in a black string bikini to a chorus of boos. She looks a little lost without her sister or their usually large entourage with her. She looks almost nervous as she enters the ring but it’s all an act as once in she rushes over to Hurley and throws a cloud of white powder in her opponents face as the bell rings, blinding her.

Pippa then kicks the blinded Liz in the gut, doubles her over then hooks her head and nails her with a snap DDT that gets her a two count. But when she picks Liz up and grabs her head for a second DDT, Liz has enough about her to rush her backwards into a corner at pace before jamming her shoulder into Pippa’s gut a few times.

From there it turns into quite the vicious catfight as both posh bitches have sharpened their fingernails for this contest and neither are shy to use them to scratch their opponent. Pippa rakes them in Liz’s face, Liz retaliates by pulling Pippa’s hair back and jabbing a chop into her throat, as she struggles for breath, Liz rips off Pippa’s bikini top to reveal her pert breasts then absolutely mauls them with her claw like nails. When Elizabeth finally steps back Pippa’s chest is a mess of angry looking red stripes and streaks which are only accentuated when Liz lays in a series of hard sounding knife edge chops before Irish whipping Pippa out of the corner to fly across the ring and chest first into the opposing corner at a hell of a rate.

Liz stoops and picks up Pippa by her nipples which elicits an ear piercing shriek as the younger woman’s boobs are stretched to an inhuman degree before she can finally get her feet under her to support her. Liz whips her into the ropes and drops her head to deliver a backdrop but Pippa hooks the ropes then charges forward and hits a knee lift right in her older foes’ face. Then as Elizabeth reeled Pippa grabbed her head and hit a jumping bulldog headlock that slammed her opponent. Pippa was mad now and straddled Liz’s back, grabbed her hair and just rubbed her face into the canvas as hard and as fast as she could. Once she was done with that she stood up and delivered a couple of face smashing kerb-stomps to Liz before kicking her onto her back and covering her for a two count.

After Liz had kicked out of the pin attempt Pippa kicked her in the face then wrapped her legs around Liz Hurley’s head in a sexy looking leg scissors. Despite hating the Royals the crowd couldn’t help but cheer the sight of Pippa’s thighs tight around Elizabeth Hurley’s face. Liz beat the mat and struggled for a bit and managed to get up to her knees and in quite the show of strength she slowly powered up to her feet while Pippa still kept her position wrapped around her head. Liz moved to the ropes dropped Pippa’s back on them so she bounced up then slammed her down forcefully on her back on the mat.

Pippa only just raised her arm before the three count but replays showed that her skull had taken quite the blow off the canvas and she looked pretty groggy as Liz lifted her up, hooked head between her thighs then jumped up then down delivering a face splatting Pedigree that gained the three count.

The winner in 5:35 is ELIZABETH HURLEY and she casually places her foot on Pippa’s chest as the referee raises her arm in victory.

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Backstage and we find ourselves in Taylor Swift’s dressing room. Ronda Rousey stands menacingly by the door ready to deal with any intruders while Taylor and BFF Selena Gomez hug each other before speaking.

“Hey Taylor babe, just wanted to wish you the best for your World Title win later tonight. I just know you are going to be the BEST World Champ like, ever!”

“Oh like thanks Selena, yeah I am going to beat that dumb coon easy. And she thinks she’s going to get her revenge fucking me in the middle of the ring. I don’t so nigga! Anyway you got your own match against a loser tonight and I just know you will defend your title against that ugly cross breed Ariana tonight and after I can’t wait to see you go wild with a shaver on the slut’s head, promise me you’ll keep the ponytail and give it to me?”

“No problem Babe, see you after and we can compare title belts, yeah?”

“Oh absolutely!”

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Back to ringside and Eva Green is making her way to the ring. The imposing French actress has been a non-fighter so far, preferring to shadow Kate Middleton as her bodyguard but tonight she’ll step into the ring for her first singles match. The 37 year old strolls to ringside looking as fierce as hell and is wearing a black one piece that is not the most revealing. She slowly enters the ring and stands in the middle slamming her fist into her hand menacingly as her opponent’s music hits.

Catherine Zeta Jones emerges in a white one piece that matches her partner Elizabeth’s from the previous match, the 48 year old’s figure as impressive as Miss Hurley’s. She acknowledges the crowd but is not really their favourite yet. As she approaches the ring and looks up at Eva standing impassively in the ring Catherine pauses and then from behind she is attacked. The ban on outside interference is in place for this match too so Catherine is taken completely by surprise. The attacker? It’s Pippa Middleton, after her loss to Elizabeth Hurley she had rolled out and under the ring and now she strikes, driving a knee into Catherine’s back that sends her flying face first into the outside of the ringpost. Pippa picks her up and we can see Catherine’s head is busted open which Pippa grins at before rolling her into the ring.

As soon as Catherine was in the ring the bell rang, Eva pounced on her and smashed in a brutal series of punches to her Welsh opponent’s bloody face. When she finally relented the camera showed the mess Catherine’s face was in, bloody and bruised and already swelling uncomfortably. Not that Eva cared she pulled Catherine to her feet, wrapped her hand around her throat the lifted her up by it then slammed her to the canvas with a hard choke slam that shook Catherine’s whole body. Not done Eva pulled her foe up again and delivered a second, even harder choke slam followed by a cover for the ONE…TWO…THREE.
 
The winner in 1:12 is EVA GREEN and she celebrates by putting the boots to the immobile Catherine Zeta Jones, joined by Pippa Middlton who has brought a chair into the ring and uses it to slam into Catherine’s gut repeatedly. There’s a cheer as Liz Hurley rushes back out to help her partner, slides into the ring but gets dropped by a chair to her head before Eva grabs her and choke slams her too. Seconds later Gillian Anderson and Lucy Liu race out from backstage to help their comrades but so too do Emma Watson, Natalie Dormer and Kelly Brook and the three of them are soon joined by Kate Middleton in beating down Anderson and Liu in the aisle while Eva and Pippa destroy their foes in the ring. Eva hits a second choke slam on Liz then demands Pippa place the chair folded and flat on the canvas clearly to slam her on it but before she can lift Liz up a figure jumps the guard rail and enters the ring brandishing a chair of her own, it’s Hayley Atwell and the sexy actress nails a chair shot across Eva’s back, forcing her to drop Liz then aims one at Pippa Middleton who just avoids it as she slides out of the ring. Reluctantly Eva follows suit and retreats to where Kate and the rest of the Royal Family wait while Anderson and Liu make it to the ring and both factions glare daggers at the other.

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Backstage, and a sneering Kim Kardashian is interviewing a bouncy, ecstatic Katy Perry after her victory earlier in the evening in the Elimination Chamber.

“Katy, with your somewhat fortunate win earlier on you have earned a shot at the World Heavyweight Champion at the next PPV, SummerSlutSlam. Tell us who would you rather be facing, current Champ Beyoncé? Or her challenger tonight, Miss Taylor Swift? Do you really think you could beat either?”

Kim’s question was condescendingly sarcastic and earned her a hard glare from Katy before she answered.

“Hey you doubt me? You see who I beat and outlasted earlier tonight? Yeah, thought so. Believe me I would love to get my hands on that little bitch Taylor but really I want to beat the best and that means I want Beyoncé next month, one on one for the gold. Make it happen Bee!”

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And, after that we return to the arena where a slightly more than cosmetic change has taken place. Off to the side of the entrance way a heavy, leather barber chair sits with a table beside it holding a large pair of electric shears, a couple of sets of scissors and an array of razors alongside a large can of shaving foam where the loser of this match will have her beautiful, long hair cut off and then have her head shaved completely and utterly bald. Also there are now ladders in the aisle way and a couple laid out around the ringside area. And hanging high above the ring is the Junior Heavyweight championship belt.

The first competitor to enter the ring is the former champion, Ariana Grande, clad in a skimpy white two piece, string bikini with her lovely, long hair in a long ponytail right down to her pert little ass. She is overwhelming the crowd favourite here. The champion, Selena Gomez, emerges to a chorus of boos, her own long, black hair is perfectly sculpted and she’s wearing a pair of expensive sunglasses that she casually lowers to glare at the booing crowd. The Champion is dressed in a red string bikini that barely holds her burgeoning young breasts in.

Selena takes her time circling the ring, trying to psyche Ariana out and it is some minutes before she finally slides into the ring and goes nose to nose with her rival as the referee reads them the rules and the consequences of losing. This is a high stakes bout and there is a palpable air of tension in the arena as the bell sounds and this match is under way.

Selena lifted her arms up, daring Ariana to match her. The younger girl did and they locked fingers in a Greco Roman knuckle lock in centre ring and began to strain for an advantage. The crowd cheered on Ariana and she seemed to take strength from their encouragement, slowly gaining the initiative. In an instant she lost it when Selena pulled her head back then smacked it forward to head butt her challenger square on her nose! Blood exploded out and the crowd gave a sharp intake of breath as Ariana dropped on her knees her hands cupped to her injured face. Selena gave a wicked grin and stepped up to kick the back of Ariana’s head as hard as she could. Ariana dropped to the canvas and Selena literally kicked her out of the ring under the bottom rope to the floor. With that done Selena gave a mocking curtsey to the booing crowd and stepped out of the ring to get on of the ladders from ringside and pushed it into the ring before following it back inside.

With no sign of movement from her opponent, Selena planted the ladder, steadied it and began to slowly climb it. Just as she ascended Ariana picked herself up and glanced up in horror before scrambling into the ring and drop-kicking the ladder to send it and Selena crashing to the canvas.

Selena was fortunate to miss the ropes and the ladder but it was still a hell of a bump. The crowd roared Ariana on and both girls rose simultaneously allowing Ariana to run hard at her foe hitting her with a clothesline up against the ropes that saw both go up and over to crash hard to the floor.

Slowly both combatants made it to their hands and knees, with Selena crawling up the aisle away from the ring, looking like she'd had enough already! Ariana considered pursuing her both instead rolled nimbly into the ring and set about standing the ladder in there up.

Just as she started to ascend Selena looked back over her shoulder and rushed back to slide into the ring. But Ariana was expecting that and instead of climbing she leapt from the fourth rung to hit a flying forearm that rocked the champion.

Ariana was fired up now and showing uncharacteristic aggression. She picked up the ladder in the ring and drove it into her opponents gut three times, Ariana used her feet to push Selena's body out under the bottom rope then struggled to lift up the ladder, held it over her head and casually dropped it on her prone foe. Then she turned and looked longingly up at the dangling title belt. But without a ladder she knew there was a long way to go before she could reclaim it.

By then Selena was pulling herself to her feet in the floor and Ariana watched, waited then used the ropes to spring up and over a hit Selena with a flying cross body block that flattened them both.

Ariana was up quickly and hauled her former friend up by her hair and went to whip her into the metal crowd barrier but Selena reversed it, added some velocity of her own and Ariana hit it at speed and flipped up and over the barrier and crashed on the concrete at the front rows feet.

The champion staggered, still reeling from the punishment she had taken but she eventually straightened up, picked up a new ladder standing in the aisle, put it on her shoulder, waited until Ariana got up then ran at her driving the top of the ladder right into Ariana's face like a battering ram. The crowd gasped at the impact and when the camera focuses on the challengers face her nose was even bloodier and looked broken.

Selena laughed then moved to the ring and balanced it between the apron and the crowd barrier before going back to collect Ariana and drag her to the ring by her hair. Selena then stuffed Ariana's head between her thighs, lifted her up then power bombed her right onto the ladder. It was a brutal move, the ladder buckled and Miss Grande slid to the floor.

It looked like Selena could have easily won but rather than collect another ladder the raven haired bitch chose to tear off both parts of her opponents bikini then pulled the fully nude Ariana up and used her own bikini top to tie her wrists around the ring post. Selena mockingly slapped Ariana's cheek then grabbed her mess of a nose and viciously twisted it.

Having had her fun Selena retreated down the aisle and retrieved yet another ladder and brought it back to the ring. She paused before sliding the ladder into the ring, looked at her helpless foe and grabbed it and went to ram it into her gut. But Selena's knot tying let her down as Ariana wriggled her arms free and moved at the last second the metal ladder crashing into the ring post violently.

Ariana was battered and bruised but was fired up after her near miss and hit a drop kick on the stunned champion then picked Selena up and Irish whipped her into the ring steps ( which flew apart). Ariana hefted the ladder up and pushed it into the ring and slowly set it up beneath the hanging belt. By the time she started to climb Selena was to her feet and rolled in behind Ariana, climbed after her, locked her arms around her waist and hit a brutal looking German suplex from the third rung.

Wow! What a move. What impact! Both sluts lays in their backs as the crowd roar their approval. It's Selena who is up first and she slowly drags herself up the ladder. She's nearly at the top and able to stretch to release the belt when Ariana roses herself, crawls to the base of the ladder and shakes it, unbalanced it and toppled it. As Selena inextricably falls to her side she makes a desperate attempt to put her foot out on to fast approaching top rope. She misses and is on the end if a horrible looking crotching on the top rope.

As Selena Gomez straddles the top rope uncomfortably, Ariana Grande pulls herself up the ladder at a snails pace. Surely this is her time. But her progress is poor and she slips on a rung and falls to the foot of the ladder. By then Selena had toppled off the rope and crawled to the opposite side of the ladder. Both combatants climbed opposite sides almost simultaneously with the crowd roaring as they neared the summit.

With both able to reach up to the belt they do so but foul the others attempt and trade weak punches from their precarious perches. Finally, after it had appeared either may have fallen, Selena grabbed Ariana by the hair and rammed in a vicious head butt right to her broken nose. Ariana recoiled in agony but Selena held her there while reaching up unhindered to release her title belt.

The winner in 17:12 and still Junior Heavyweight Champion is Selena Gomez.

Both women are still up the ladder and Selena holds Ariana with one hand and smashes the belt into her face then grabs her long ponytail and wraps it around the metal hoop the belt had so recently hung from and she tied a tight knot of Ariana's hair around the metal. Then with the crowd booing Selena descended the ladder, looked cockily at the crowd before tipping the ladder leaving Ariana hanging by just her hair more than 10 feet in the air!

As Ariana hung helplessly, unable to untie herself, Selena smugly strapped the title belt around her waist looked up at her beaten for and set the ladder parallel to her and climbed up. She smirked over at Ariana then jumped across to grab her, the weight was too much and with a horrific rip Ariana's ponytail was literally torn from her scalp!

They landed hard with Selena on top and almost immediately two security guards retrieved the nude Ariana and carried her to the waiting barber’s chair, and used the straps on it tie her arms and legs tightly to it. As Ariana cried Selena made a great production of deciding between the scissors or the electric shears before picking the shears and gleefully scrapping them right down the centre of Ariana's skull. The big screen in the arena showed the humiliating mess that Ariana Grande's usually flawless locks were in and continued to do so a Selena Gomez finished the job leaving her rival strapped to the chair sporting the ugliest, shortest skin head imaginable.

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Backstage the new World Tag Team Champions, Megan Fox and Jennifer Aniston are in their dressing room celebrating with bottles of champagne. They have obviously showered are in loose fitting bathrobes.

Suddenly their celebrations are cut short as Kaley Cuoco storms in cursing and swearing, irate at what they did to her partner earlier that evening. She goes straight for Megan, punching her and grabbing her hair to use it to slam Megan's face into the tiled wall. But Aniston got behind and swung her bottle and clubbed on the back of Kaley's head. From there things got worse as Megan was irate and picked up the limp Kaley and power bombed her in shower then dragged her into a toilet cubicle, jammed the blonde's head into the toilet bowl and held it there (occasionally flushing) for nearly two minutes nearly drowning her until Jennifer saw sense and got Megan to release an unconscious Kaley, her sodden head left against the porcelain rim.

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Up next a big tag team match and just the entrance of the first team lifts the spirits of the crowd as Gal Gadot and Jennifer Lawrence walk to the ring wearing matching Wonder Woman outfits. The crowd love these two successful actresses and seeing them together in a dream team gets a loud ovation.

Their opponents are a couple of young English heels desperate to make an impression, Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams. The Game of Thrones starlets are in matching studded leather BDSM bras and tight shorts.

It's a fun match with the heels getting very little offence as Gal and Jen use their power to bounce them around the ring almost at will. Finally, after almost five minutes of almost total domination Maisie manages to first rake her nails in Gal's eyes then chop her windpipe to get an advantage. From there Maisie displays a range of martial arts kicks and chops and backs Gal into her corner where Sophie reaches in to choke Gal for four seconds before Maisie tags her in. Sophie lays in kicks and punches before trying for a belly-to-belly suplex. Gal powerfully reverses it and slams the red head to the mat then tags in her partner.

Jennifer Lawrence looks to have fully recovered from her broken arm and looks to prove it by whipping Sophie into the ropes and hitting a running lariat clothesline that sends young Sophie head over heels with a 360 degree flip. However, when J-Law stoops to pick her up Sophie from nowhere grabs Jens arm and hooks in a cross- arm breaker on that so recently damaged arm. For a moment Jen looks in trouble then with great effort she powers Sophie up using just that one arm and smashes her down with a modified one armed power bomb .

A three count later and the winners in 7:31 are GAL GADOT & JENNIFER LAWRENCE.

However, as they celebrate three other Game Of Thrones alumni, Lena Headey, Emelia Clarke and Natalie Dormer, run to the ring and join Maisie and Sophie in attacking the winners. That brings Scarlett Johansson, Emma Stone and Amy Adams to the ring and the five good girls clear the ring to great acclaim.

The crowd cheers even more as Jennifer grabs a microphone and claims she, heard the rumours too that Kate Middleton is on the verge of being victim to a hostile takeover of the Federation. However, as she goes to leave the big screen crackles a picture of a nude Jennifer Lawrence appears. It's one on the hacked pictures leaked last year. Bad enough but then another picture appears , one that hadn't leaked and much more hardcore of Jennifer with her head between a girls thighs and her tongue out. Then a third image appears of Jen with cum on the face and two big, black cocks in either side of her mouth!

There is no further explanation and the good girls are left stunned in the ring at J-Law's so public humiliation.

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Backstage we are greeted by Kate Middleton sporting a smirk at her old rivals embarrassment.

"Hey, something good happened tonight, the whole world gets to see what a gutterslut Jennifer Lawrence actually is! But enough about that bimbo, two things I want to address. First, I am not selling the Federation, don't listen to the lies people. Second, after what happened tonight I am making a match for Summer Slut Slam with Liz Hurley, Catherine Zeta Jones and Hayley Atwell versus my sister, Pippa, Eva Green and ME! Inside Hell In A Cell! And this young lady will be the referee"

At that in steps Meghan Markle, smiling before kissing Kate on both cheeks.

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So we come to the main event of the evening, for the World Heavyweight Championship, Beyoncé Knowles defending against Taylor Swift. "Run the world. Girls!" Plays through the arena and out comes Beyoncé wearing that huge title belt around her waist and flanked by both Williams sisters. The champion is wearing her chain mail bra and briefs and looks deadly serious.

Once the champion is in the ring out comes Taylor Swift looking every inch the cocky, smug young heel she is. And no wonder with MMA superstar Rhonda Rousey accompanying her. The Williams sisters part to let Taylor through but move together again to block Rhonda's path which, of course, Rhonda doesn't stand for and immediately throws a punch at Serena.

It's a crazy scene as Rhonda starts swinging and Venus literally jumps on her back to bring her down. While they scramble on the floor Serena gets some kicks into Rhonda's ribs before a gang of security guards rush down to separate them as they swear at each other. With that chaotic background in the ring the referee speaks to the ring announcer and he speaks.

"The referee has banned the Williams sisters and Rhonda Rousey from ringside for this match!"

The crowd love this and cheer knowing that Beyoncé will get a fair match now. Bee smirks too as she watches the referee attach a metal collar around Taylor Swift's neck then feed out the eight foot steel chain before attaching the second collar around her own neck. This is an old style chained together match where one combatant will have to touch all four corners of the ring without interruption to win the match. Of course, as well as the World title being at stake the winner will get to fuck the loser with a strap on of their own choice in the middle of the ring to close this show. So there is lots at stake.

Once the bell rings Taylor is tentatively moving in on the champion when Beyoncé gives s scream of anger and charges at the challenger jumping on her to drive her onto her back and then fires in a barrage of punches. Taylor scrambles clear and goes to flee the ring when Beyoncé grabs the chain and yanks it back, instantly halting Taylor. Stopped in the corner Beyoncé drives a knee to her back then tears off Taylor's red bikini top and throws it to the cheering crowd.

Temporarily embarrassed Taylor tried to cover up her chest but only got a clubbing, chain assisted short arm clothesline to the back of her head for her troubles and slumped face first in the corner. Beyoncé was clearly fired up and gave her opponent no time, ripping her up by her hair, spinning her around and lashing in a series of vicious knife edge chops that turned Miss Swift’s torso red, then Beyoncé climbed to the middle turnbuckle, towering over her foe and wrapped the chain around her fist and was about to slam a punch into Taylor’s forehead when Taylor grabbed her ankle, unbalanced her and sent the champion toppling over the top rope, her ankle getting trapped between the top and middle rope leaving her dangling upside down on the outside of the ring. Taylor nipped over the top rope herself and landed on the floor and took about a foot long length of doubled up chain in her hand and then started to lash it again and again into Beyoncé’s gut as she hung flailing. She even mixed things up with a lash of the chain into Beyoncé’s face then balling it around her elbow and slamming that between the Champ’s thighs ( the impact of which not only wounded Beyoncé but dislodged her ankle and saw her fall to the floor hard).

In a revenge move Taylor pulled off Beyoncé’s bra top then her bikini bottoms, leaving her nude before Taylor ran her across the floor and planted her head first into the outside of the corner post. That busted the Champion open and Taylor pounced on that, wrapping the chain around her fist before firing in several punches to Beyoncé’s bleeding forehead to make the cut worse. Taylor looked out at the booing crowd and made a point of kissing the chain before wrapping it around Beyoncé’s throat above the collar to choke her then began dragging her around the ring, slapping the first ring post as she passed it. She continued to the next ringpost, dragging Beyoncé behind her like a disobedient dog and slapped the second post with the referee raising his arm to signify it. As she walked to the third though Beyoncé grabbed at the ring apron and halted their progress, Taylor hauled a couple of time and Beyoncé came loose but with a burst of energy the Champion used the momentum of the tug to spring to her feet and spear Taylor right in the gut on the floor. The count was broken.

Both women lay on their back on the floor recovering, Beyoncé used the break to unwrap the chain from her neck and struggled to her feet just after Taylor was up and walking away, Beyoncé grabbed the chain half way along to bring her opponent to juddering halt, then came up behind her, grabbed her by the collar and slammed Taylor Swift’s face into the metal pole. A bloody and enraged Beyoncé now led Taylor by the hair towards the entrance way and kicked and punched her before spinning her around and Irish whipping her right into the ring apron, as Taylor stooped in agony from the blow Beyoncé slammed a chain shot to her back then stuffed her head between her thighs and lifted her up in a powerbomb position and dropped her on the edge of the apron, allowing her to crumple to the floor. In complete control now she lifted Taylor and rolled her back into the ring and followed her inside. There she returned the humiliation by tearing off Taylor’s panties and then rammed them into her mouth, stuffing them as deep as she could. Then as Taylor coughed and spluttered her knickers out Beyoncé lifted her in a military press and held her up then dropped her from on high onto her face. Then with her opponent motionless Beyoncé moved to a corner and slapped the top, the referee counted to one. The second corner came and went then the third but as she moved towards the fourth and final one Taylor was up and from somewhere threw a desperation dropkick that broke up the sequence and stopped the count. Taylor charged again but Beyoncé dipped her head and back dropped her challenger up and over the top rope and then turned and grabbed the chain half way up so that Taylor’s descent came to an abrupt halt as the metal collar dug harshly into her throat and she hung from it her feet mere inches from the floor as Beyoncé strained to hold the chain up. Finally, she could hold it no longer and released the chain and Taylor clattered in a heap to the floor.

Beyoncé had to hop over the top rope to drop down and land feet first on Taylor’s exposed midsection. Then in quite the show of strength Beyoncé lifted Taylor up in a fireman’s carry over her shoulders and walked forward outside the ring and slapped the first ring post. She staggered the length of the ring to slap the second but her legs were giving out and Taylor was beginning to struggle and indeed slipped loose, hooking Beyoncé’s head as she dropped and hitting a wicked looking DDT on the concrete floor. The count was broken and once again both combatants were laid out. First up was Taylor and she rolled Beyoncé onto her front, placed her foot on her shoulders then hauled up as hard as she could on the chain, using Beyoncé’s collar to choke her now. Then with her straining as hard as possible Taylor moved her foot to being on the back of Beyoncé’s head and suddenly released the chain, meaning Beyoncé’s face with the foot driving down was driven right into the floor. The crowd gasped. Taylor squatted on her foe’s back, grabbed her by the hair and began to rub her face harshly back and forth across the unforgiving floor. Taylor then lifted Beyoncé up by her hair wound the chain three times around Beyoncé’s head and face and moved over to the nearest ring post and went to smash her face into it. At the last second the champion managed to block it, drove her elbow back into challenger’s gut and slammed Taylor’s face into the unforgiving post instead.

Both warriors were visibly fatigued by now, they had been going at it so hard and fast, Beyoncé slowly climbed up to the apron and Taylor was even slower pulling herself up behind her. They both made it to their feet on the apron and traded slaps and chops with Beyoncé gaining the advantage thanks to a thunderous punch that nearly knocked Taylor down. Instead she staggered back and Beyoncé shoved her hand around her throat and with a massive heave lifted her up and chokeslammed her from the apron out and across and onto the top of the announcer’s table at ringside! Amazingly it didn’t break but Taylor was obviously hurt by the move. Beyoncé got up and climbed again to the apron, paying the chain out to its full length as she climbed back up then ran along the apron and dropped a legdrop right across Taylor Swift’s body that sent both women smashing through the table with a deafening crash that saw the table explode into hundreds of pieces. The crowd reacted noisily to that move and got even louder as the 36 year old Champion slowly emerged from the wreckage, dragging a near lifeless 28 year old challenger behind her.

It was brutally slow progress as Beyoncé dragged Taylor to the first post and slapped it, then the second and literally dragged her across the floor to the third and slapped it before aiming to do the same on the fourth and final one. As she moved there was a disturbance in the crowd and a figure hopped the rail, they were clad head to toe in black and wearing a mask like a ninja. In their right hand was a cattle prod and before Beyoncé even realised what was happening the figure had jammed the cattle prod right into the World Champion’s side and held it there. Beyoncé’s body jerked and jumped and collapsed to the floor convulsing as the black clad figure jumped the railing and ran away before any security could catch them.

There was no movement from Beyoncé at all as Taylor slowly got to her feet. She lifted Beyoncé , rolled her into the ring then straddled her chest and arms, pining her below her. Then Taylor wrapped the chain several times around her fist and proceeded to deliver a horrible number of unprotected, chain assisted punches to Beyoncé’s face. Blow after blow rained down, connecting wickedly and her beautiful face was quickly a lumpy, bruised, cut up mess, with both her eyes swelled shut. Finally, with no response from the Champion Taylor got up and moved unobstructed around the ring slapping each corner as she went, even hesitating at the last once, goading the crowd that Beyoncé would make a comeback, but she didn’t and the challenger finally slapped the last corner so that the bell rang.

The winner, and new World Heavyweight Champion, in 17:32 is TAYLOR SWIFT.

The crowd is hushed, stunned at this changing of the guard. The referee hands Taylor the large World Heavyweight title belt and she holds it up and shows it off to all four sides of the arena much to their disgust and the start chucking rubbish at her.

Taylor doesn't care though and instead waves a couple of security guards into the ring carrying a wooden horse. They lift it in and Beyoncé is bent over it and has her hands and legs tied to it( her legs spread nice and wide). The referee removes the collar from around the new champion’s neck and she exits the ring and reaches under the ring to pull out a long package. Taylor grins wickedly as she takes out a huge dildo and straps it tightly around her crotch. It's a monster, over 12" long and really thick, and it is coated in really coarse looking sandpaper. Taylor stands at the former champions face and slaps her awake and through her swollen eye she obviously catches sight of what Taylor is wearing as she suddenly struggles wildly but remains in her bondage.

Taylor strings it out by slowly strapping the title bout around her waist then roughly rams her fake dick into Beyonce's arsehole and brutally ass rapes her live on PPV. Beyoncé is distraught and cries like a baby throughout the entire ordeal, begging for mercy from her rival long before Taylor eventually relents.. Thus begins reign of Taylor Swift atop the Federation…