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SUMMER SLUT SLAM

BY DARK CLOUD

It’s the biggest event of the Summer and a hot and rabid crowd are packing an indoor arena while an outside broadcast team are on standby at a nearby beach. In the arena the crowd rise to their feet as the first two combatants of the evening make their way to the ring. Sarah Hyland and Sofia Vergara look hot as fuck in their matching white string bikinis and are definitely crowd favourites as they shake and flaunt their cleavage as they stroll sexily to the ring. Sarah is in the midst of a feud with her on screen sister and former tag team partner Ariel Winter. They clashed at the previous PPV with Sarah losing humiliatingly before being attacked by fellow Modern Family star Julie Bowen until Sofia ran in to her rescue. Sarah and Ariel already have a big match set for the next PPV, “War Games” with some pretty extreme stipulations (yet to be fully announced) but this tag match should serve as a nice appetiser and perhaps give a better indication as to next month’s feud ender.

Next out are the heels, and Ariel and her on screen mother, Julie, are in black string bikini’s (Ariel’s in particular really strains to contain her massive tits). Ariel talks trash to the camera about Sarah all the way to the ring, promising that she’ll “break that slut”, that she’ll “smother that whore with these again” (whilst juggling her enormous tits to the camera). Of course, they are booed by the crowd and react by cursing and gesticulating at them as they get into the ring.

After all that it’s the two older women who start this tag match off. Julie and Sofia have had a long running feud in the past themselves and clearly neither woman is quite over it yet. Blonde 48 year old Julie challenges the 45 year older brunette to a test of strength but as Sofia moves to accept Julie kicks her in the gut then clubs in a series of forearms that forces Sofia into the corner, where Julie distracts the ref as Ariel wraps the tag rope around Sofia’s throat and chokes her with it hard. With Sarah screaming at the ref Ariel eventually lets go in time for Julie to run into the corner with a splash that sees Sofia pancaked in the corner and falling flat on her face as Julie tags Ariel into the action. Ariel snarls more trashy insults at Sofia as she kicks her over onto her back before dropping down on the older woman’s gut and popping out Sofia’s tits from her bra and then mauling them. She just scratches them, twists them, pulls them and slaps them for all she’s worth, verbally dissing her she does so. Much to Sofia’s obvious discomfort. Both Ariel and Sofia are more than well endowed in the breast department and this seems to be a particular bone of contention with the younger woman as she abuses Sofia’s chest physically and verbally and then, when she tires Ariel undos her own top to release her own breasts and leans forward to engulf the Colombian’s face with them going for an early smother victory.

Ariel has, however, underestimated her opponent and seeing her young co-star’s cleavage come at her face seems to revive Sofia and she sits up fast, ramming her head into Ariel’s and knocking her off. Sofia reaches out and tags in a jumping up and down Sarah for a hot tag and the slim beauty vaults the top rope and runs across the ring to drive her knee into the kneeling Ariel’s unsuspecting face.

Sarah then gave a guttural cry and vented her anger and frustration in a series of stiff kicks to her kneeling opponent. She laid in the martial arts style kicks to Ariel’s arms, her chest, her thighs and finally roundhouse kick to the side of Ariel’s head that knocked her over to a loud ovation from the crowd. Sarah then dropped a big leg drop on her on-screen sister and covered her for a two count. They got up and traded slaps with Sarah getting the upperhand, backing Ariel into a corner before lashing in a series of vicious knife edge chops that got shouts of “woooo” from the crowd before Ariel finally collapsed face first to the mat after one too many chops. Sarah then ran the ropes to get momentum for her next attack but as she hit them Julie Bowen craftily lowered the top one and Sarah went flying out over the top and crashed to the floor!

Julie immediately dropped to the floor and lifted Sarah up, Sofia stormed the ring to complain and the referee blocked her and ordered her to her own corner and with his back turned Julie shoved Sarah full speed into the ring apron, ramming her spine nastily on the edge of the ring. By then Ariel was up and she leaned through the ropes and grabbed Sarah by her hair and viciously pulled her up by it and into the ring, the long haired Miss Hyland screeching all the time as her hair was brutally stretched as she was unceremoniously dragged back into the ring. From there Ariel was methodical and cruel in stamping all over her foe’s body then pulling off both parts of Sarah’s bikini to leave her stark naked in the ring. And then Ariel sat her plump ass right down on Sarah’s face!

She was facing down Sarah’s body and as Ariel wriggled to really rub her ass on Sarah’s face she reached down and began to twist and pull at Sarah’s nipples with venomous effort. Desperate, Sarah writhed under her on screen sister and tried to buck her off but with little success and it took Sofia Vergara coming it to the ring, grabbing Ariel by her hair and physically dragging her off to break the hold, much to the referee’s ire. But it was a temporary respite for Sarah as an irate Ariel stamped down hard on her gut three times before reaching over and tagging in Julie Bowen. The older blonde stepped in and seemed concerned for Sarah as she lifted her up then in an instant changed as she dropped her with an abrupt short arm clothesline followed by a very near two count.

From there Julie toyed with the younger girl, helping her up before nailing her with a dropkick then a legdrop, then helping her up again before lifting her up into a torture rack and bending her uncomfortably over her back. A move that Sarah only escaped from as she slipped from Julie’s grasp and fell all the way to the canvas. Julie smiled, lifted Sarah up and slammed her hard in the centre of the ring then tagged in Ariel. Ariel smirked as climbed to the top turnbuckle, steadied herself then leaped off with a huge top rope splash that Sarah somehow managed to roll out of the way of and Ariel flopped hard on her front on the mat. Desperately Sarah rolled to her corner and made the hot tag to a fired up Sofia Vergara who rushed across the ring to ram a forearm into Julie Bowen’s face that sent the blonde flying off the apron into the crowd rail. Sofia turned and pulled Ariel up by her long hair then shoved Ariel’s face into her voluptuous cleavage and went for her famous breast smother!

The crowd went wild as Ariel quickly faded and Sofia moved to her corner and tagged in Sarah before releasing a groggy Miss Winter. As Ariel struggled to stay up Sarah nipped up to the top turnbuckle and athletically flew off with a cross body block that nailed Ariel and they crashed to the mat and the referee dropped to count the one, the two then the three.

The winners in 7:21 are SARAH HYLAND & SOFIA VERGARA and after both teams retreat to their individual corners as Cara Delevigne comes down into the ring and makes an announcement that affects Sarah and Ariel.

“As you all know Sarah Hyland and Ariel Winter will clash at our next mega card, War Games, next month. I can now announce that that match will determine their feud, it will be a No DQ, I Quit match and the loser of the fall will have a tattoo of the winners choice inked on their body at ringside after the match. Additionally the loser will have to suck and fuck the tattoo artist after he has inked her.”

Both starlets are aghast at this announcement and glower at each other, already psyching themselvess up for next month.

Outside the arena on the beach Kim Kardashian is conducting interviews with competitors as they enter the arena and she has World Championship challenger, Katy Perry with her on the sand.

Miss Kardashian is her usual snarky, sarcastic self when interviewing faces.

"So Katy Perry, you really lucked out last month and got into Taylor Swift's first World title defence. What chance gave you really got?"

Katy looks like she's ready to punch the cheeky interviewer but let's it go and grabs her mic.

"Lucky!? Boy Kim you are as dumb as you look! And I wanted to face a real champion in Beyoncé not the paper champ. But me and Taylor got bad blood, you could say and it'll be my pleasure showing the world that Taylor's win was nothing short of a fluke."

Kim goes to respond but Katy drops the mic and has already walked away.

In the ring ready for her debut is Camila Cabello. The young singer is wearing a lovely white lace robe and strips it off to reveal a white two piece bikini that shows the Cuban's body off perfectly, she gets a good reception that immediately changes as Selena Gomez's music hits and the Junior Heavyweight Champion emerges.

Selena looks every bit the superstar heel she has become. She's wearing an expensive leather jacket over her red one piece swimsuit and she's got her title belt slung over her shoulder. She's wearing expensive sunglasses and slides them down to raise her eyebrow at the camera as she struts confidently to the ring. And well might she be confident as she has destroyed Ariana Grande two shows running, first taking her title then her hair.

After the introductions Camila starts off fast with some fast paced offence. But the minute she misses a drop kick Selena is on her, stomping,,suplexing and slamming her opponent into the canvas repeatedly.

Selena strips Camila naked then sits on her back and wrenches in a painful looking camel clutch that bends the young Cuban's back dangerously. Eventually Selena releases the hold but only to lift her foe up and nail her with a backbreaker that she cruelly holds in place over her knee.

Camila's almost in tears at the pain until again Selena releases her only to pick her up in a power bomb that she drops right onto the metal turnbuckle. The challenger’s lifeless body slips down the corner and Selena drags her into the middle of the ring before covering her for the three count.

The winner in 4:13 is Selena Gomez. Afterwards she chucks her latest challenger out over the top rope and demands a microphone.

"No challenge. Is there no one able to give me a match? Next month, at War Games I want an open challenge for anyone that thinks they can give me a match!"

The scene changes to back outside to the beach entrance and Kim Kardashian has a new guest, someone whose curvy figure is more than a match for Kim’s, Nicki Minaj. Again there is ill disguised scorn and contempt in Kim’s look and words as she begins her interview.

“Nicki MInaj, tonight, next in fact you are going to be battling a rival of yours both in the ring and in the charts in Iggy Azalea in a falls count anywhere on this beach, what are your thoughts at this time?”

Nicki’s pneumatic, ebony body is squeezed into a tiny pink string bikini and she looks amazing as she moves to reply. But before she can she is attacked from behind, Iggy Azalea blindsiding her opponent with a forearm to the back of her skull that sends Nicki sprawling forward, off the path and face first into the sand. Blonde Iggy is clad in a revealing yellow one piece swimsuit and is accompanied by a referee who signals that this match has begun!

Iggy drops onto Nicki’s back and lays in more blows, making Nicki open her mouth so that Iggy can then ram it down into the sand to give her foe a mouthful of sand. Coughing and spluttering Nicki is in no position to stop Iggy wrapping her right arm around Nicki’s throat in a choke and sliding her legs around Nicki’s waist with a leg scissors then lying on her and tightening both holds remorselessly.

The crowd are a few hundred spectators that either didn’t get in the arena or were hanging out on the beach and they crowd round the struggle cheering and shouting like crazy, it’s a wild scene. Realising she’s in trouble Nicki ignores the fact she’s in pain, tasting sand and blacking out and reaches around her with her arms for anything to help and failing to grab anything gathers a handful of sand and tosses it over her shoulder and right into Iggy’s eyes. That forced the Australian rapper to break the hold as her eyes stung and she had to put her hands to her face to try and clear them. That allowed Nicki to make a big push to break the leg scissors and crawl away across the beach. Iggy grabbed a towel from someone on the beach and wiped at her face, Nicki saw this and forced herself up and ran across the sand and speared Iggy as the towel blinded her and they went flying back and onto a pile of plastic sun loungers!

The crowd chanted “Holy Shit” as both battlers lay in a mess of loungers and limbs and slowly showed signs of recovery. Nicki was first back to her feet and she slapped the hell out of Iggy before picking her up and body slamming her hard on a sun lounger to the side of them that had only moments ago been vacated. The impact broke the fragile lounger and Iggy went through it awkwardly. As she sprawled in the plastic wreckage Nicki grabbed a bucket, scooped up some sand and threw the sand into Iggy’s face then placed the bucket over her opponent’s head. Then she grabbed a bit of driftwood and smashed it full force into the side of the bucket, knocking it off Iggy’s head and leaving the blonde dazed with the impact.

In complete control now Nicki hauled her foe out of the wreckage of the lounger and dragged her by the hair towards the water’s edge. On the way she pulled down the straps on Iggy’s swimsuit to reveal her creamy tits and took great pleasure firing a series of punches and slaps to them all the while dragging her by her long, blonde hair towards the coast. Eventually they made the water and Iggy was kneeling beneath Nicki, in pain as the black rapper verbally abused her, but that was a mistake as it allowed Iggy to desperately fire her fist up and punch Nicki right in the crotch. Then she slammed in a second punch and Nicki toppled over onto her side into the water grabbing between her legs far too late. Iggy pushed herself up to her feet before callously placing her foot on Nicki’s head and forcing it down into the soft sand and under the water.

Nicki thrashed and rolled desperately and managed to grab a breath by getting onto her back but Iggy just stamped on her gut and pulled her over to push her face into the sea water again and sat on her back and undid that tiny pink bikini top then cruelly wrapped it around Nicki’s throat like a garrotte and choked her with it. She ended up pulling so hard on it that material snapped and Nicki fell forward into the water again. Iggy took her time picking her up then lifted her and delivered a powerbomb in the water onto the hard sand. She covered her and got an ultra close two count with Nicki just kicking out in time.

Both fighters and the referee are soaked by this point and Iggy crawls up the beach to set up another sun lounger before going back into the water to pull a lifeless Nicki up then lifting her again and powerbombing her onto and through the sun lounger as payback. Nicki groaned and lay in the wreckage her arms and legs spread wide. Seeing that Iggy hauled Nicki’s tiny G-string to one side then grabbed one of the many beach umbrellas, rolled it up and lined it up and jammed it into Nicki Minaj’s pussy!

Nicki screamed and desperately clawed at the umbrella and managed to dislodge it but that just allowed Iggy to wield it overhead and smash it down on her skull, breaking the umbrella in half. Undeterred from her desired method of torturing her opponent Iggy turned and wrenched another umbrella from its stand. Weakly Nicki grabbed a handful of sand and again flung it in the blonde’s eyes just as she was about to strike. Blinded , Iggy swings the umbrella wildly as Nicki crawls away from her. Clearing her eyes Iggy charges at a just getting up Nicki and at the last moment Nicki ducks and backdrops Iggy over to land hard on her back on the sun beaten sand. Nicki falls on her and gets a two count.

Both women are tiring and it takes all Nicki has to get to her knees, rake her nails in Iggy’s face then scratch the hell out of her soft, white titties, before getting to her feet and stamping down hard on them. Then with a last burst of energy she drags Iggy into the water again, rolls her over and sits on her back in a camel clutch, perfectly positioned so that Iggy’s mouth and nose are just below the water level. As Nicki pulls back on Iggy’s head they emerge from the water but that is painful. But when Nicki relents Iggy is drowning and with the referee in close proximity after about half a minute like this Iggy has no way out and has to desperately tap out in the water. Nicki held her in the clutch for a few moments longer but eventually released it and Iggy flopped fully into the water and the referee raised Miss Minaj’s hand in victory.

The winner in roughly 11:30 is Nicki Minaj but both women are the worse the wear for their beach war and have to get dragged onto the beach to get seen to after. Interestingly one of the fans around Nicki Minaj looks awfully like a skin headed Ariana Grande…

Back in the arena and backstage Melissa Joan Hart is interviewing Beyoncé and Rihanna who are teaming up to challenge the World Tag Team Champions, Jennifer Aniston and Megan Fox. Both R & B singers have had their problems in the Federation of late and are badly in need of a big win.

“Beyoncé, Rihanna, after a rough couple of months for you are you looking at tonight as a shot at redemption?”

Rihanna nods and Beyoncé fields the question, the former World Champion seeming to take the lead.

“Yeah it’s been tough and I still have unfinished business with Taylor but tonight we need to focus because we are up against two of the meanest bitches around.”

“Are you worried about the masked assailant who attacked you last month turning up again? They seemed to be directly targeting you Beyoncé?”

Rihanna grabbed the microphone and answered.

“She doesn’t need to worry Mel because this time she’s got me watching her back!”

And with that back to the arena.

The rousing theme tune from Game Of Thrones hits and Emilia Clarke, Natalie Dormer, Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams enter and line up to applaud their cast mate Lena Headey as she make her entrance. All outside interference is banned from this match so that’s as far as the others will get for just now and once the slow moving, regal Miss Headey is past them they head backstage. Just as well they were clapping her because no-one in the crowd is, partly because she’s not well liked but mainly because she’s about to face one of the most popular faces in the Federation, Jennifer Lawrence. Lena has quite the fierce look, with a black one piece on, covered by a black leather jacket and sporting a spiked, leather collar. The tall, slim English actress strides to the ring looking at the jeering crowd like they are less than shit on her shoes before entering the ring.

J-Law emerges to a rapturous ovation and charges down the entrance way and slides into the ring a ball of energy. She’s fired up after the humiliation she suffered at the last PPV where even more racy and pornographic pictures and video of her private moments were shown on the big screen than had leaked in the recent fappening scandal. As she had been battling Lena and her crew at the time her suspicion had fallen that it was them that had caused this. Still this rash entrance was to backfire as Lena immediately dropped on her with a knee right in Jen’s back and with the referee signalling for the bell the American, younger actress is at a definite disadvantage.

Jenny is wearing a red two piece bikini and to her horror Lena, with her knee still pressing into Jennifer’s spine, reaches down to untie her bra top and throws it into the crowd meaning Miss Lawrence will have to wrestle the entirety of this match topless. This, however, angers J-Law and she forces her way out from under Lena and throws some fearsome punches and chops to force her into the corner before tossing her half way across the ring with a huge hip toss. Lena got to her feet only to be hit with a huge clothesline that sent her flying out and over the top rope and to the floor. Jen wasted no time celebrating though, stepping out through the ropes to lift Lena (having lost her jacket now) and toss her back in.

Jennifer was all over her foe, slamming her, whipping her to the corner and splashing her and military pressing her overhead in quite the show of strength (and tits!) before dropping Lena, rolling her over and covering her for a near fall. Then as Jennifer lifted up to bemoan the refs count Lena instinctively lifted her head and brutally bit down on her younger opponents dangling right nipple. Jennifer screamed as Lena bit down real hard and it was all Jen could do not to scream a submission. Instead she slapped Lena’s cheek which did break the hold but damn near saw Jennifer’s nipple bitten off!

As Jen knelt on the mat cradling her wounded teat (and the teeth marks were clearly visible on the camera screen) Lena got to her feet and viciously kicked her opponent in the back of the skull. Jennifer slumped forward onto the mat and Lena took over the match intent on dishing out some pretty nasty punishment. First she lifted Jen up only to spike her down with a quick DDT to stun her some more before clambering on top of her and cruelly targeting that injured nipple. First she scratched it, using her sharpened nails to leave ugly, angry red scratches across Jen’s soft, white flesh. Then she nipped the nipple between her thumb and forefinger and twisted it violently first clockwise then anticlockwise. Finally, she stood up, placed her feet firmly on Jennifer’s splayed out long hair, gripped onto both nipples and pulled Jennifer up. Jen’s body arched, her nipples stretched to ridiculous levels and she screamed and cried but despite lots of goading refused to give up. Finally, Lena had to release the hold. But she wasn’t done with the tit torture yet. She undid the spiked collar from her throat and wound it around her knuckles as the referee tended to Jennifer. Then , hiding her weaponised fist, Lena pulled Jennifer up before burying that augmented fist right into her tit and grinding her fist back and forth repeatedly until the referee spotted the black material and forced her to relent. As he pulled it off Lena’s hand and Lena complained we can see the bloody mess Jennifer Lawrence’s breast is in, it’s discoloured, sagging and bleeding heavily where the spikes have pierced it. But as Lena turns back towards Jennifer the American rocks back and then forward to drive a stiff headbutt right into the Englishwoman’s face!

That was a hard shot and both women suffered its effects but at least Jen knew it was happening, Lena reeled back, dazed and fell into the ropes. Enraged and in pain and bleeding from her boob Jennifer Lawrence drove herself up and ran across the ring to clothesline her foe up and out over the top rope for a second time. And this time she did not just help her back in. Rather Jennifer hauled Lena to her feet and rammed her head into the metal ring post multiple times before running and hip tossing her onto the hard, bare floor at the entrance way. Then, a still fired up Jen, lifted Lena again into a powerbomb position but dropped her back right across the edge of the ring apron.. it was a wicked looking manoeuvre and Lena cried out in pain as she crumpled to the floor. Unrelenting J-Law pulled her foe up again and threw her into the ring, rolling in behind her. What a sight the statuesque 27 year old actress made, her own blood smeared over her chest but rising up to lift her opponent vertically up, hold her there then crash her down in a punishing jackhammer that slammed Lena hard into the canvas. Unruffled Jennifer lifted a limp Lena up again and held her vertical for nearly half a minute before turning and dropping her down with an even harder jackhammer, which, once it hit, she leaned over to hook her leg and casually pick up the three count.

The winner in 9:23 is JENNIFER LAWRENCE.

The crowd love this victory and Jennifer makes sure to acknowledge all four side sof the arena as Lena is helped from the ring. As J-Law is celebrating though the arena goes dark and a message flashes on the big screens “J-LAW’s XXX SECRET TAPES. Pt. 2”. Jennifer is immediately concerned thinking back to the humiliating pictures and video that were shown of her at the last PPV and she’s right to be concerned.

The look on Jen’s face was telling: she suspected what was going to be shown and she gasped as the screen filled with a still of her with a cock buried balls deep in her mouth, then another picture came up, then another, then another, becoming a dizzying montage of Jennifer Lawrence as a serial cock sucker. They were eventually replaced by a similar montage of the aftermaths, Jen with cum splattered over her movie star features. It was so humiliating and even more so when the little interruption ended with a video recording of Jennifer being fucked from behind and it being pretty clear she was taking it in her ass and enjoying it. The large screens cut out and the camera’s zoomed in on Jennifer who was visibly crushed and upset, shouting out “Why? Who is doing this?”

And just then the music for the first participant in the next match hit and out strutted Latino superheel Jennifer Lopez.

J-Lo was clad in a snakeskin one piece swimsuit and looked, as usual, stunning and evil. She smirked as she saw the distraught Jennifer Lawrence still in the ring and glared at her as she made her way to the ring, grabbing a microphone from the ring announcer as she passed him.

“Hey, you Puta! You need to get your skanky ass out of MY ring right now! What’s your problem anyway Jennifer? The whole world knows how you got those acting jobs, it certainly wasn’t through any talent other than sucking cock!”

Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t know if this means Jennifer Lopez is at the root of showing these humiliating or not but Miss Lawrence was so enraged and not thinking straight that she charged at Miss Lopez when she entered the ring and threw a barrage of punches at her borne of the frustration and impotence she felt at those images of her being shown to the world and the way J-Lo had laughed at her. Surprised by the assault J-Lo dropped to her knees but as luck would have it she landed right next to where that spiked collar had been discarded and grabbed it and jammed it up on the end of her fist right into Jennifer Lawrence’s already damaged tit. That immediately took the fight right out of J-Law and Lopez just took over and wrapping the spiked collar around her fist she just whaled away at her attacker’s boobs and forehead, busting her up even more. She was relentless and brutal and it took two referees to haul her off and drag her away from where Jennifer Lawrence lay. Lopez shoved them away and started towards the downed 27 year old when Lady Gaga ran down the entranceway and slid into the ring and cut her off and with the aid of an elbow and a couple of dropkicks knocked her opponent out of the ring as the referee signalled for their singles match to begin as Jennifer Lawrence was rolled out of the ring.

Lawrence rolled out of the ring to fall with a splat to the hard, concrete floor as on the other side of the ring J-Lo got to her only to be flattened again by a running dive through the ropes from Gaga. The crowd loved that and cheered even louder as she pulled Lopez up by her long pony tail and marched her over to the corner to smash her face into the metal ringpost before pushing her back in to the ring. There she slammed Lopez to the mat and climbed the turnbuckle, raised her arms in celebration to the crowd and leapt off with a huge legdrop and missed its target as J-Lo rolled out of the way at the last minute.

From there Jennifer dominated her smaller opponent. Crushing Gaga with a chokeslam then a spinebuster then a huge suplex for a close two count. Then she whipped the blonde to the ropes and Gaga bounced back and ducked a lariat attempt , hit the other side of the ring and came back with a big dropkick that sent Lopez through the ropes to the floor – right where Jennifer Lawrence as just getting up. J-Law saw her chance, kneed Lopez in the gut and hoisted her up for a powerbomb but instead of dropping her on the floor swivelled and gave a guttural roar as she dropped her back first right across the top of the metal crowd barrier!

Jennifer Lopez gave a cry of agony and slid off the barrier to the floor as officials ushered Jennifer Lawrence away from the ring. Gaga rolled out and hauled her opponent into the ring where, after a series of martial arts kicks to a defenceless kneeling Lopez she followed up with a running knee to the face that flattened J-Lo and allowed Gaga to make the cover and a three count for an unexpected victory.

The winner in 4:22 is LADY GAGA. The blonde salutes the crowd and exits the ring, arms aloft with a huge win as Jennifer Lopez groans and barely rolls over to grope at her back, the look on her face suggests that she will not forget about tonight for a long, long time.

At the front entrance there is a crowd around Cara Delavigne, who has stopped new World Heavyweight Champion Taylor Swift as she enters the building. Taylor is wearing a stunning , black, sequined mini dress with the huge title belt over her shoulder. She flashed a sarcastic smirk as Cara asks her about her first title defence in tonight’s main event.

“Katy Perry? Katy Fucking Perry? Are you kidding me?! My first defence, the first step on my legendary reign over this Federation and I have to share a ring with that old, skank? It sickens me, really. You know that old cow has been mouthing off at me for ages, bitching to the media, talking shade. Well tonight Katy you are going to be feeling bad blood, alright, your blood covering that fucking ugly face of yours.”

With that she shoves Cara out of the way and struts cockily into the building.

In their dressing room the crazed duo of Jennifer Aniston and Megan Fox, the World tag Team Champions, are relaxing, drinking champagne and fingering themselves while watching two TV’s set up in their room. One is showing the slow motion replay of Megan pilerdriving Melissa Rauch through a table to the floor, a move that not only cost Melissa and Kaley Cuoco the tag championships but looks to have cost Melissa her career and so far her mobility as she’s still in a full body cast in hospital. The other screen is showing highlights of the aftermath of Beyonce’s defeat in last months main event with her being brutally ass raped by a triumphant Taylor Swift.

Megan frigs herself with particular attention to her act of ultra violence while Jennifer fingers herself as she glories in the harsh treatment Beyonce receives and hisses.

“Oh man, I can’t wait to get my hands on that coon again tonight!”

Megan gasps as she clearly cums.

“Yesss! And her skinny bitch friend Rihanna is going to get it too!!!”

In our time away from the in ring action the Hell In A Cell cage has descended from the rafters and been fixed in place around the ringside area. This oversized, roofed structure is one of the most dangerous in the Federation and is usually cause for blood and violence.

First out to enter the demonic structure is the special guest referee for this match, Meghan Markle. The slim, sexy brunette has been focus of much speculation since her appearance was announced. Surely this new member of the British Royal Family would side with her new sister-in-law Kate Middleton in this match, particularly since it was Kate that announced her as the special referee. However, Meghan has held her council and claimed she will be 100% impartial and some mischievous souls have even speculated on how a Meghan versus Kate match would go too. So we just don’t know how the 36 year old will behave in this match as she walks through the cell door clad in a form fitting striped referee cut off top and tiny black shorts.

Then the regal music changes to Kate Middleton’s theme and the stuck up, snobby owner of the Federation emerges flanked by her partners for this huge six person tornado match, her sister Pippa Middleton and Eva Green. All three women are clad in black one piece swimsuits and are not showing too much skin. There’s little doubt who the muscle of the threesome is, Eva is a fearsome competitor who has only wrestled sparingly in the past but has a reputation in the Federation as someone you do not want to mess with. The crowd boo and hiss at the heel trio as they slowly walk down the entrance path and circle the cage, checking it out before stepping into the cell. Kate goes right up to Meghan and shakes her hand and kisses her cheek as does Pippa. Meghan hardly reacts.

Then the crowd favourites emerge. Surprising really as for the longest time Elizabeth Hurley and Catherine Zeta Jones were hated by the fans, but their harsh, vindictive treatment at the hands of their former boss Kate Middleton turned opinion and now the fans were right behind them in their attempts to gain retribution on the Duchess and her crew. It also helped that they had added the lovely and popular Miss Hayley Atwell to their ranks, the buxom brunette a real crowd pleaser and pretty much everyone was keen to see her debut tonight. Liz, Catherine and Hayley come out in white robes that they whip off to reveal all three are in matching union jack string bikinis and get another cheer from the crowd as they pose before entering the cell.

Both teams stand in the ring and glare across at their opponents as the ring announcer gives the introductions while Meghan stands between them until the bell rings and she dives out of the way as the teams charge at each other and the match is under way!

From the get go Liz lunges for Kate but gets grabbed and stopped by Eva, Hayley locks up with Pippa and Catherine swerves Eva and Liz to grab Kate Middleton by her long, dark hair. The Duchess shrieks and swivels trying to claw at CZJ’s face but misses and gets a kick to her gut for her troubles. However, Eva has driven a stiff forearm into Liz’s jaw to send her sprawling on her ass and turns and grabs Catherine’s hair and runs across the ring to fling the Welsh beauty out over the top rope and crashing into the cell wall. She turns just as Liz is crawling to her feet and runs and delivers a super stiff punt right in Miss Hurley’s face to send her sprawling. Less than a minute into this match and Eva Green already looks like a monster out there!

Hayley has taken over on Pippa though and is ramming the posh bimbo’s face repeatedly into the top turnbuckle as the crowd count along all the way to ten. Hayley senses an attack from behind and moves at the last second so that Eva Green charge at her ends up flattening Pippa in the corner and when Eva turns back it’s just her versus Hayley one on one in the ring the others either flat out in the ring or at ringside.

The crowd gets louder as they trade punches and chops, Hayley actually staying with Eva in the power department and it looks like she’s even taking control when suddenly her face freezes and so do her limbs, the camera pans down to reveal Kate Middleton kneeling behind Hayley having just driven her forearm up in a wicked low blow between her legs. Eva takes advantage to lay in a barrage of punches, backing Hayley up to the ropes then lifting her up, military pressing her overhead before literally chucking her at head height into the cell wall and smirking as Hayley fell hard to the floor. Behind her though Catherine Zeta Jones was back in the ring and ran at her and clotheslines the Frenchwoman up and over the top rope to the outside. Unfortunately for Catherine, Eva landed on her feet and instantly reached under the ropes to trip her and drag her outside the ring and punched her before Irish whipping her into the steps then doing likewise into the cell wall.

In the ring Pippa was helping her sister to her feet and both stood over Liz Hurley and lifted her up and then down with a surprising double team suplex. Kate then leaned down to rip off Liz’s bikini while Pippa did the same to her panties and they stuffed her underwear in the older woman’s mouth before stamping her gut hard. With Elizabeth naked Kate stamped her heel into her crotch then ordered Pippa to hold Liz’s legs open

Kate had to pass the referee but Meghan Markle made no move to either stop her or help her just cast a stoic glance as her sister-in-law rounded her climbed to the top turnbuckle then incredibly dove off with a diving headbutt aimed between Elizabeth Hurley’s thighs. However, Liz had freed a leg, kicked Pippa in the face and rolled out of the way so the Duchess, on the first high risk move of her career smashed face first into the canvas!

That gave Liz some wind back and she nipped up and kicked Pippa in the gut a couple of time to send her sprawling through the ropes, allowing Liz to leap on Kate Middleton’s back, grab her hair and start rub her features harshly back and forth on the canvas. She did not get far though as seeing her boss in trouble Eva dropped Catherine Zeta Jones to roll into the ring and pulled Liz up off Kate by her hair, backed her into a corner and started throwing in a series of heavy hard punches all over Liz’s naked body. Liz gasped at the impact of each blow and desperately tried to cover up but in the end wilted and collapsed to her ass in the corner where Eva jammed her foot into the throat and, using the ropes for leverage, just pushed as hard as she could, choking her with her foot.

Pippa was up and watching from the opposite corner and suddenly fell flat on her face, tripped by Hayley Atwell from outside the ring. Then she grabbed both Pippa’s ankles and pulled her back at a vicious pace to crotch her backwards on the ringpost to a high pitch scream from the posh bitch. At this Kate pulled her face up and watched in horror as Hayley repeated the move twice more before hauling Pippa from the ring and slamming her face first into the cell wall then grinding her face back and forth across the wire cage wall, clearly busting her open to bleed. Kate got to her feet and looked down as her little sister’s face was ripped open by the unforgiving metal and was about to go out to intervene when Catherine Zeta Jones caught her from behind and in one swift movement pulled down the straps of her swimsuit to reveal the royal titties to the watching world.

The crowd loved that and a hundred flashbulbs went off. Kate was mortified and covered herself up with her hands. Dumb move as Catherine just slapped the hell out of her, sending Kate to her mat and scurrying away on hands and knees. CZJ moved to cut her off only to get pulled back by the hair as Eva Green had abandoned her attack on Liz Hurley. Eva wrapped her arms around Catherine’s waist then lifted her up and back with a German suplex that planted the Welshwoman centre ring. Eva bridged and Meghan dropped to her knees and counted normally, getting a two count.

At the door to the cell Kelly Brook has appeared with a key to unlock the cage and let her Mistress escape, Kate Middleton crawls through the door, never more relieved and allows her maid Miss Brook to adjust her swimsuit to cover her breasts. And then Kelly goes flying as Hayley charges into the door to send them flying. Things quickly descend into chaos as Hayley and Kelly get in a swift brawl that ends with Kelly Brook’s head being repeatedly slammed into the cage while Kate Middleton crawls further away. Then a bloody Pippa stumbles from the cell and rakes her nails into Hayley’s eyes from behind before ramming her knee into Hayley’s back to send her face first into the metal cell wall. But before she can capitalise Liz Hurley jumps her from behind. Then seconds later Eva green appears in the doorway and for a start hits a stumbling Hayley Atwell with a high boot to the face. As they brawl Catherine Zeta jones staggers out behind them, gets a folding steel chair and slams it in Eva’s back.

While this unfolds Meghan Markle stands watching in centre ring and Kate Middleton, having got to the opposite side of the cage begins to climb it!

As Kate nears the top of the imposing structure Elizabeth spots her great rival and begins climbing too while the others brawl at the doorway. Liz makes slow progress and by the time she’s nearly at the top, Kate has seen her and moves over to be above her and aims a stamp at Liz’s hand, she misses, Liz grabs her ankle and flips her on her back before pulling herself up and now the two of them are on top of the demonic structure. The crowd love it. You sense there is nothing they would want to see more than snobby cunt Kate Middleton being tossed off the 20 foot high cell. They roar as Liz and Kate exchange punches and Liz gets the upper hand and lifts Kate to slam her on the cage roof, it bows but stays in tack. She goes to pick Kate up again but from behind Eva Green nails her with a clubbing forearm.

Seconds before Eva had wrestled the chair from Catherine Zeta Jones and drove it into her gut then smashed it on Hayley Atwell’s skull then ascended the cell in record speed having seen her Mistress in danger. Now on top of the cell Eva lifts Liz Hurley up then powerboms the actress on the cell roof and the panel she falls on gives away a little and the crowd seeing this on the big screens gasp. They gasp further as Eva stoops and picks Liz up again this time for a chokeslam and she looks to Kate Middleton for ascent and Kate, with a wild smile nods vehemently, and Eva hoists her arm up the drives Liz down onto the loose panel. Liz crashes through the roof and takes a hellacious bump all the way to the canvas, just missing a transfixed Meghan Markle.

The crowd are stunned as Eva and Kate posed atop the cage but below them Catherine, Hayley and Pippa have been shepherded back into the cell and the door closed and despite Liz being completely out of it, while Hayley tends to her fallen comrade Catherine Zeta Jones gets behind Pippa Middleton and slaps on a sleeperhold and as the blood oozes out of Pippa’s forehead you can actually see her fading. With Eva and Kate only now trying to descend it seems they may well be too late. Especially when Megan lifts Pippa’s arm and it flops to her side, once, twice and then lifts it a third time only for Meghan to lean forward and jab her fingers into Catherine’s eyes and force her to break the hold. Hayley sees this act and goes to rise but get s a kick in her cunt for her troubles just as Eva and Kate force their way back into the cell.

Eva easily tosses first Catherine then Hayley over the top rope and crashing to the floor, allowing Kate Middleton to place her foot on a still not moving Elizabeth Hurley’s face and Meghan Markle drops to quick count the one, two and three.

The winners in 13:11 are KATE MIDDLETON, PIPPA MIDDLETON and EVA GREEN. And Meghan Markle raises their hands then celebrates with them having revealed exactly where her loyalties lay. The good girls are laid out as the heels celebrate but suddenly music hits and from the back marches out Stephanie McMahon flanked by Rhonda Roussey and Alexa Bliss!!

The crowd is abuzz, realising they are witnessing something important here. Stephanie is in a severe business suit, her hair pulled sharply back and she smiles her nasty grin as she strides towards the cell and lifts the microphone to her lips. Kate, Meghan, Pippa and Eva watch in disbelief as she holds court verbally.

“Well, well. You know I have to congratulate you on your win Duchess. Well done. But it’s not all good news for you tonight, because earlier today I bought the shares I needed to own 53% of this Federation. That’s right everyone, I am now the majority owner. I own the intellectual property, I own that cell, that ring and I own the contracts of all the talent. And Duchess, that includes your in ring contract!”

At that Kate Middleton screams and shakes the ring ropes in uncontrolled rage. Steph just grinned further and continued.

“That’s right you royal bitch! I now own your ass! Uh-huh! And next month at the War Games PPV you and Liz will gather two five woman teams, you two will be entrants one and two and as team captains. Oh and one last thing, the losing team captain is going to be branded with a red hot branding iron by ME!”

The crowd go wild at this announcement and so does Kate as she storms out to confront Stephanie but as she nears first Alexa then Rhonda step between them and after the war Kate and co have gone through they are in no shape to take things further.

Backstage we see something we’ve not seen before, Jennifer Lopez losing her cool. She’s cursing and swearing and throwing furniture about. A limping, banged up Iggy Azalea moves to calm her but J-Lo shoves her off and shouts.

“That bitch! That little cunt! Jennifer Lawrence it’s not me showing off your home made porno’s. But after tonight you are going to be featuring in a snuff movie because I am going to kill you for this, kill you! Me! Losing to fucking Lady Gaga, the embarrassment!”

After that we make another visit to the beach where an increasingly annoying Kim Kardashian is meant to be interviewing Gal Gadot. Meant to be but in reality she is sneering and belittling the Wonder Woman star. Big mistake as to the cheers of the beach revellers Gal punches Kim in the gut then DDT’s her on the wooden walkway before lifting Kim up and walking out into the water and dumping Kim in the ocean.

The crowd in the arena have settled down a little from the drama of the Hell in a Cell match and its aftermath when music hits an out to the ring come the World Tag Team Champions, Megan Fox and Jennifer Aniston. They are one of the most hated duos to hold the belts and receive a loud, negative response. They are dressed alike in white vests an tight denim shorts and do their best to antagonise the crowd as they enter the squared circle.

The atmosphere changes though when their challengers tonight, Beyoncé and Rihanna, emerge in silver bikini’s. They wave to the crowd as they come to the ring. Suddenly a masked figure jumps the crowd barrier and confronts them, holding an electric cattle prod, it looks like the same person who attacked Beyoncé last month and cost her the World title (and a whole lot more besides). There is a struggle and the cattle prod falls to the floor. Beyoncé grabs the masked woman by her mask and they fall over and when Beyoncé gets up she has the mask in her hand and facing her is Rita Ora! Rita, who has been accused of sleeping with Beyoncé’s husband is surprised at being unmasked but covers up as Beyoncé starts slapping and punching her then Beyoncé’s body goes rigid and straight as Rihanna, who has picked up the cattle prod drives it into Beyoncé’s kidneys and presses it on sending a long blast of electricity into the unsuspecting former World Champion’s body! The crowd as stunned, Rihanna was meant to be teaming with Beyoncé but now stands over her continuing to zap her as she drops helplessly to her knees. Rita shares a conspiratorial smile with Rihanna and turns to pick up a steel folding chair and hoists it high before smashing it down on Beyoncé’s totally unprotected skull!

Finally, Rihanna takes the shock stick off Beyoncé and she and Rita drag Beyoncé to the ring and roll her in before making the referee signal for the bell as Megan Fox walks over and lifts Beyoncé up. Megan hits a ring shaking powerbomb, then a piledriver then a Tombstone piledriver all to less and less response from Beyoncé. By the time she has hoisted Beyoncé up for another piledriver whilst tagging in Jennifer Aniston, Beyoncé is lifeless, and does nothing as Aniston climbs to the top rope, grabs Beyoncé’s feet and jumps down with a vicious looking spiked piledriver, driving Beyoncé’s skull into the mat.

Of course it was Beyoncé who took the World Heavyweight title from Jennifer Aniston so here is a look of real satisfaction as she casually places her foot on Beyoncé’s chest and demands the referee counts.

One…Two…THREE.

The winners and still Tag Team Champions in 1:46 are MEGAN FOX and JENNIFER ANISTON. There’s a bigger story here though as Rita Ora and Rihanna slide into the ring and all four women stand over an unmoving Beyoncé. Rihanna has clearly turned heel and has a nasty smirk at the condition of her ‘friend’ and partner. Aniston takes the lead and pulls the gusset of her of her shorts aside, squatted over Beyoncé’s face and pissed all over it! This was a flashback to Jennifer Aniston’s earlier humiliating treatment of defeated foes but things got worse because once Jen was done, Megan assumed the position and pissed all over Beyoncé too and then Rihanna and Rita Ora did likewise! So for the third major show in a row Beyoncé Knowles finished up being thoroughly defeated and completely humiliated on such a public stage. The tag champions held up their belts while Rihanna and Rita gave them a look which suggested tonight had been a marriage of convenience rather than anything long term, in fact they were eyeing up those tag team belts. Keeping a watchful eye on Megan and Jennifer as they exited the ring Rita couldn’t resist taking the cattle prod and stabbing it into the piss soaked tits of beyonce and zapping her a few more times to make her shake and jiggle on the wet mat.

We cut to an outside scene on the beach, dusk has fallen and we are lit by a high spotlight. The camera focus’s on someone who has been buried up to her neck in the beach sand. Eventually we can make out it is Sarah Hyland and she looks like she is just now coming round. She’s shocked at her predicament, how did she end up like this? She goes to shout for help when a foot swings in the sand and kicks a clump of sand into Sarah’s open mouth. The camera pans back to show the kicker as, of course, Ariel Winter.

“Shout anymore bimbo and I’ll keep filling that big mouth of yours up with sand! Ah, I see you’re confused, let me fill you in. After your fluke win tonight me and Julie grabbed you as you left the building and knocked you out. A few guys helped us dig this hole for you, didn’t you?”

The camera reveals a semi circle of about ten beach bums behind Ariel. Ariel drops to her knees in front of Sarah and carefully takes out a permanent marker pen and scrawls on Sarah’s forehead the word “SLUT”. Sarah wriggles but is essentially helpless to prevent her.

“There’s a little preview of what your tattoo will look like next month, now boys you can have you reward for digging this hole…”

Ariel steps back as a couple of the guys step forward,drop to their knees and begin jerking off over Sarah Hyland, Ariel has set her up for an impromptu beach bukkake session!

Back inside we see Stephanie McMahon and her entourage entering a skybox in the arena and Melissa Joan Hart stops her at the door for an interview.

“Miss McMahon, if I may, after your bombshell news earlier this evening can you tell us what your plans are for the Federation?”

“Well, my plans right now are to watch the main event World Title match and enjoy some hard hitting catfighting action and then I am going to start making the card for the War Games PPV next month. One thing you can rely on though, things are going to change around here.”

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And so to that main event and Katy Perry emerges to her hit Roar, clad in the same jungle style bikini from the sexy music video. Katy’s hair is back to being long and dark and she is easily one of the most popular stars in the Federation. She slides into the ring before springing up to salute all four sides of the arena.

“Are you ready for it?”

Taylor Swift’s hit asks before hitting the riff and she appears in a robe and hood that she flings back before marching to the ring, the large World Heavyweight title belt around her waist. After her actions these last few months the fans despise Taylor and boo and whistle her relentlessly. Taylor ignores that and climbs the steps to stand on the apron where she removes the robe to reveal the slinky, black string bikini underneath.

She steps between the ropes and the two combatants go head to head in centre ring as the referee goes over the rules. There is a big match buzz in the arena and the fans are sure this will be Katy’s night.

Taylor showed all her cocky ugliness in the face off. Smirking at Katy and bad mouthing her, pointing at her belt and telling her she was not good enough to fight for it never mind wear it before finishing her verbal assault by describing Katy as “fat”. She said that just as the referee stood back and signalled for the bell to ring and Katy took the chance to fire in a hard uppercut right into the champ’s chin that sent her staggering backwards. These were fierce forearms, powered by pent up anger at all the things Taylor had being saying in the build up to this clash. And when she got her opponent penned in the corner , Katy did not relent, instead changing to a series of brutally hard reverse knife edge chops that had the crowd “wooing” like she was Ric Flair in his pomp. Finally, Katy grabbed a staggering Taylor and whipped her hard across the ring into the opposite corner then followed up with a big splash that saw Katy Perry’s big tits engulf Taylor Swift’s face for a moment in a shot for the ages. When she stood back Taylor slumped to the floor and half rolled / half fell out of the ring to the floor under the bottom rope.

There was no hiding place out there though as Katy stepped through the ropes and dove off the ring apron with a double axe handle to Taylor’s back that sent her sprawling up against the announcers’ desk. Katy grabbed her by the hair and proceeded to slam Taylor’s face repeatedly against the announce desk twenty times with the crowd counting each and every slam. Then with a big, shit eating, smile on her Katy untied Taylor’s bikini top and threw it into the crowd. She then slapped a full nelson on Taylor so she wasn’t able to cover up her chest and walked all the way around the ring with her held like that showing off her perky little tits to the world in the most embarrassing fashion. Some of the fans in the front row wanted a closer look so Katy moved towards them and some of them got to grope Taylor, but this also allowed her to get her feet up to the metal crowd barrier and push back with all her might. Both women went springing back and Katy’s head smacked into the metal corner post while Taylor was cushioned entirely by Katy’s body behind her.

A flushed looking and angry (and topless) Taylor got to her feet before Katy had even moved, she had really cracked her skull and may even be a bit concussed. By instinct she rolls to her front and tries to push herself up but before she is past being on hands and knees Taylor backs off then runs up and punts Katy right in the head. Katy crumples back on her face before Taylor drops on her back, grabs her by her hair and rubs Katy’s face against the unforgiving concrete floor with a vicious relish. Back and forth just grinding Katy’s features into the floor before finally stopping but only to undo Katy’s bra top and toss it aside leaving both women topless. Taylor hauls Katy to her knees and we can see her great boobs and the scuffed up mess her face is in. Taylor backs up again before running forward and hitting a running knee right into her opponents face, knocking her to the floor. Taylor rolls back into the ring and the referee starts a very slow count.

Clearly Taylor would be happy with a count out win and she curses as Katy only barely rolls under the bottom rope just before the ref gets to ten. Still with Katy’s head on the mat it’s easy for Taylor to place her foot on the back of Katy’s head , then lift it up by her hair and then viciously stamp down with a kerb stomp that drives Katy’s face right into the mat. Taylor follows that with a cover but Katy manages to drape a leg over the bottom rope to stop it.

Katy is taking some real heavy punishment to her head though and that continues as Taylor straddles her and lays in a flurry of punches and slaps to her head that, with her arms pinned by her side Katy cannot do anything to block. Having tired herself out the World Champion slid back and pulled of Katy’s bikini bottoms, shoved them into Katy’s mouth then kicked her ankles apart before hammering a big kick right between her legs into her pussy. Taylor then picked Katy up and hooked her for a DDT but somehow Katy’s managed to grab the ropes as she went down and it was Taylor who took the hard bump to the canvas on her back. Katy just lay there against the ropes desperately trying to recover. Angry at herself when Taylor got up she charges at Katy determined to keep her advantage and she was back dropped up and over the ropes to fall all the way to the floor and take a hell of a bump. Katy dropped to her knees in the ring, trying to clear her head.

With Taylor flat on her back on the floor Selena Gomez ran down from the back to see to her friend. The referee was out immediately to send her away but missed Selena slide a small hand bag under the ring before she went. The crowd roared as Katy Perry had made her way, unsteadily, to the top rope and as Taylor got up Katy leapt out and nailed her with a big crossbody block that floored them both outside the ring. Katy was fired up now and got up and dragged Taylor by her hair around the ring to the announce desks and scooped her up and slammed her down hard atop them. Then Katy pulled herself up to the apron, backed up the ran and jumped off it to nail an flying elbow drop from it that drove Taylor through the desk, leaving it in pieces as the crowd chanted their approval. Katy emerged from the wreckage and lifted Taylor up and slammed her down on the foreign announce desk and this time once she got the to the apron she kept going up and climbed right to the top turnbuckle before leaping off with an amazing splash that drove both women through the announce desk and left the crowd going wild!

There is no movement for quite some time until eventually Katy rises to her feet to a huge ovation. She rolls into the ring to break the slow referee count before rolling back out and dragging Taylor up by her hair from the debris. They are passing the corner where Selena left that bag but Taylor wouldn’t know as she is dragged past then shoved into the ring. Katy scoops her up then slams her hard next to a corner. Katy then climbs the ropes and leaps off with another splash, an ungainly frog splash that hits and she gets an ultra close two count before Taylor barely kicks out. Still Taylor is showing some guts here, something that has been questioned about her reign, whether it was a flash in the pan fluke or not. Katy is a bit frustrated at no three count so goes back to the top tunbuckle and leaps off again with a splash but this time Taylor gets her knees up and Katy’s ribs drive down right on them! Both women are down and the referee starts a count on them. They both get up at roughly the same time but Katy is facing away and by the time she turns Taylor is running towards her and nails her in those injured ribs with a spear that knocks any remaining wind out of her. She still manages to kick out of the resulting cover though.

28 year old Taylor has the advantage again though and as her older foe struggles up Taylor wraps her long legs around Katy’s midsection and tightens them with a rib crushing leg scissor that makes Katy cry out. Taylor gets tight in behind her opponent so she can reach her arms around Katy and scratch and pull at her bare boobs to torment her further. Katy fights that assault off but Taylor just leans back and tightens her long legs and you can see the pain etched in the brunette challenger’s face. The ref asks if Katy wants to submit but she screams “Noooo” and gains a burst of strength from somewhere and powers herself over the ring and in desperation grabs the ropes to force the break. Or it should but Taylor is not in a hurry to release her leg scissor and when the referee finally forces her to Taylor hits a nasty little rabbit punch into the back of Katy’s skull that she was not expecting.

Dazed, Katy falls from the ring to the floor and the World Champion is right behind her. This time when Taylor hits the kerb stomp it is onto the concrete floor and Katy looks totally out. Instead of following that up though she rolls under the ring to retrieve that hand bag that Selena left earlier and having found it she drags Katy under the ring with her. Inside the bag was a cheese grater and out of sight of the cameras, the referee and the fans Taylor Swift cruelly rubs it back and forth across Katy Perry’s forehead. Katy screams and rolls out from under the ring, her head is grotesquely, raggedly ripped open and blood is gushing from it as she holds her hands over it. Taylor follows and again punches Katy from behind, this time in her ribs. That drops Katy to her knees and with her hands down we can see that her pretty face is absolutely coated in her blood, just a deep red mask. Taylor has left the grater under the ring so for just now everyone just assumes she’s been busted open in the brawl. Taylor stands behind the kneeling Katy and drives punch after punch down into the ragged, bloody forehead and the referee is out to get a look at this because Katy is clearly in big trouble. The cuts are just leaking blood at a horrific rate and after Taylor has hammered in a few more punches the referee stops her and signals for the bell!

The winner in 15:00 via a referee call for a blood stoppage is TAYLOR SWIFT.

It resembles a scene from the movie Carrie with almost the entire top half of Katy covered in blood. It is a gruesome series of cuts and an EMT team race down to ringside to look at the wound and stitch it up.

In the ring Taylor holds her World Title belt aloft with just the smuggest grin on her face. The crowd boo the hell out of her ‘victory’ but she does not care and even leans over the ropes above the bloody Katy to show her the belt. She is joined in the ring by her BFF Selena Gomez and the two heels share a long, lingering French kiss in centre ring and the PPV fades to black on them doing that in the background while a covered in blood Katy Perry is literally stitched up in the foreground.

After the dust settles on another PPV the card comes together for the next one and it is Stephanie McMahon who announces the full line up for War Games 2018.

WAR GAMES

TAYLOR SWIFT V. KATY PERRY (BARBED WIRE ROPES MATCH)

MIDDLETON/MIDDLETON/MARKEL/GREEN/ HEADEY V. HURLEY/ZETA JONES/ATWELL/ANDERSON/LIU (WAR GAMES, CAPTAIN BRANDED)

BEYONCE V. RITA ORA

SELENA GOMEZ V ?

SARAH HYLAND V. ARIEL WINTER (LOSER TATTOED AND RAPED ON PPV)

JENNIFER LOPEZ V. JENNIFER LAWRENCE

MEGAN FOX / JENNIFER ANISTON V. KALEY CUOCO / ??

NICKI MINAJ V. IGGY AZALEA

GAL GADOT V. KIM KARDASHIAN