Queen Of The Ring
 
BY DARK CLOUD
 
We are fully on the road to Bitchmania IV now and the final stop is the Queen Of The Ring PPV event. As usual the arena is sold out and the crowd are buzzing for another night of intense, heavy hitting action that will surely set the scene for the biggest show of the year next month. And speaking of Bitchmania, thanks to winning the Royal Rumble and earning a World Title shot (which she will put up for grabs later tonight) Selena Gomez has decided to vacate the Junior Heavyweight Championship that she held. Clearly, she feels she has outgrown the title and wants herself to be seen as a Heavyweight from now on. So once she had announced this an eight woman tournament was arranged, four quarter finals took place and the semi-finals and finals will take place tonight.
 
In the Quarter-finals, Miley Cyrus beat Sophie Turner, Ariel Winter beat Dove Cameron, Maisie Williams beat Camren Bicondova and Sarah Hyland beat Lucy Hale. This leaves us with Cyrus versus Winter and Williams versus Hyland as the semi-finals with the winners meeting alter tonight to crown a new champion.
 
So the opening match on tonight’s card pits Ariel Winter versus Miley Cyrus for a place in the final. First out is Ariel, and the buxom brunette seems to have fallen back in favour with the crowd since her crushing loss and humiliation in her feud ender with former partner, Sarah Hyland. That loss saw her raped on live PPV and have her ass permanently tattooed with the words “WIDE LOAD”. The very prospect that she might face Sarah again in the finals has been driving Ariel on in this tournament, even going so far as to call Sarah out as she ass smothered Dove Cameron out in their quarter-final on TV last week. Ariel is in plain black bra and panties and has a sexy, mesh top over that which she hauls off as she enters the ring.
 
After that Miley Cyrus makes her entrance, complete with bottle of beer that she swigs from. She’s in just ripped denim shorts and other than that is topless but she clearly doesn’t care. She gets in the ring and the referee has to forcibly take her beer bottle from her. While he disposes of it Miley spits a mouthful of beer right into Ariel’s shocked face! Miley followed that sneaky move with a straight fist right into Ariel’s face that knocked her on her ass and as the referee signalled for the bell the blonde jumped on Ariel, straddled her face and rode it like a bucking bronco!
 
Ariel struggles and fights and manages to buck Miley off her eventually but the blonde slaps her face as she gets off then drives a kick right between Ariel’s legs as she gets to her feet. Miley then tugs on Ariel’s long hair to flip her onto her face and really rubs her face into the mat hard. Finally she pulls Ariel up, again by the hair, to a kneeling position, where again she kicks her between the legs. This is a vicious assault from Miley Cyrus to start this match.
 
Ariel topples forward on hands and knees from that crotch kick and Miley moves around her, leans down, grabs the waist band of Ariel’s panties and wrenches them up hard in a vicious wedgie. This also allows the camera to get a good view of that humiliating tattoo inked on Miss Winter’s fat ass, and Miley laughs and is sure to point it out to the viewers before kicking her in the ass. Miley then delivers a stamp to the back of Ariel’s head, driving her face into the mat before kicking her over and covering her with just a foot on Ariel’s chest for a two count that the brunette barely kicks out of. This time Miley pulls her opponent up by her bra strap and rather unfortunately for Ariel it snaps and her big puppies bounce free. They are an immediate target for Miley who starts slapping them repeatedly. This, however, seems to rouse Ariel and she fires back with a couple of big uppercuts that rock the blonde’s head and back her into a corner. Ariel steps into her and presses her breasts right up and into Miley’s face, engulfing her nose and mouth as the crowd cheer, always happy to see a good breast smother.
 
Ariel pours on the pressure, pressing her cleavage as far as it can go over her foe’s face. As she is 4 inches shorter than her opponent she even gets up on the second rope to shove her tits in even deeper. This allows Miley a way out though as, in almost desperation, Miley rams her knee up and catches Ariel right on the pubic bone. Ariel goes still, the pressure easing on Miley’s face and the blonde emerges and manoeuvres her arms around Ariel’s thighs and shoves out of the corner and lifts Ariel then drops her hard with a powerbomb that gains her a cover that the brunette barely kicks out from at two. That kick out seemed to anger and frustrate Miley in equal measures and she reacted by pulling Ariel’s bra all the way off and deliberately standing on Ariel’s tit, grinding the side of it right into the mat and twisting her foot back and forth. Ariel screamed in agony and the ref asked if she wanted to quit but she shook her head no.
 
The fans booed Miley’s cruelty and the enjoyment she was clearly taking at grinding her opponents tit into the mat so harshly. She eventually relented but only to jump up and land a double foot stamp right on Ariel’s back. The blonde pulled Ariel up by her hair and stuffed her head between Miley’s thighs then reached down to jerk on the waistband of Ariel’s panties and pull up on them before spanking her ass before lifting her up either for a powerbomb or a piledriver. We never found out because Miley was not strong enough to get Ariel up, she tried a couple of times before, with a burst of strength, Ariel backdropped Miley up and over her to crash to the mat.

As Miley lies on the mat, feeling at her bruised back, Ariel stands over her on wobbly legs and seeing her position does the smart thing and sits down – right on Miley’s face! The crowd roar their approval as the brunette’s large ass covers the blonde’s face and Miley immediately starts to thrash her arms and legs to try and escape. She eventually manages to wriggle out and buck Ariel off her but not before she got a good faceful of ass. Miley got up coughing and spitting and leaned over the ropes to try and clear her mouth. Big mistake, as Ariel ran at her and hit a big clothesline that sent the blonde flying over the rope to crash to the floor. Ariel then lived up to her name by climbing to the top turnbuckle and leaping off with a crossbody block as Miley got up, flattening her. Ariel eventually rolled back into the ring and the ref started a long ten count. Just as he got to nine Miley only just managed to roll into the ring then roll back out to break the count.
 
Miley stood by the ring panting and trying to recover but Ariel was determined not to allow her and leaned over the ropes to grab her hair and pull her up. That backfired badly when Miley grabbed Ariel’s wrist and instead pulled her over the ropes to crash to the floor with a sickening thud. Miley hauled her up and flung her into the ring steps  before sliding into the ring and encouraging the ref to count her opponent out. Somehow Ariel made it up to the apron in time and seeing that Miley ran at her. Ariel had enough about her to flip over the ropes with a sunset flip and try to pull her opponent over but unseen by the referee Miley grabbed the ropes and instead sat down on Ariel and cradled her leg while still holding the ropes.
 
ONE.TWO.THREE.
 
The winner in 7:01 is MILEY CYRUS and she now advances to the finals to be held later tonight. As Miley leaves the ring she passes Ariel remonstrating with the referee so Miley doubles back and kicks her between the legs and as Ariel sinks to her knees Miley hocks up and spits right in her face before exiting the ring.
 
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Backstage and Melissa Joan Hart knocks on a door and enters nervously. No wonder she is nervous as she is entering the lions den to speak with World tag Team Champions, Megan Fox and Jennifer Aniston. The perky blonde puts on a brave face and asks them her first question.
 
“Champs, last month we saw what looked like signs of disagreement between you during the Royal Rumble…..uuuurghhh!”
 
Melissa got no further as Megan grabbed her around the throat, choked her then rammed her back first against a wall hard. Melissa gurgled out something unintelligible and her hands tried to pry the death grip from her throat, all to no avail. Megan took a handful of Melissa’s hair and propelled her across the dressing room to smash, head first, into the large mirror, breaking it. Megan then repeated that act several times until the glass was shattered and Melissa’s face was coated in her blood. A psychotic Megan Fox lifted a shard of glass out of the carnage and jabbed it into Melissa’s bloody forehead and began carving while speaking manically.
 
“Want to speak about the rumble do you , little bitch?”
 
Jennifer Aniston reached out to stop Megan’s carving arm and Megan whirled around on her.
 
“What?! Got a problem?!”
 
“No, just you’ve cut yourself, we still have a big match tonight and I think that bitch is done.”
 
Megan glared at her partner then down at Melissa Joan Hart who she dropped to the floor in a bloody mess before moving away.
 
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We return to a somewhat stunned arena for the second semi-final in the tournament to crown a new Junior Heavyweight Champion. First out is a young lady who is fast becoming one of the wrestlers the crowd love to hate, Sarah Hyland. Her fat shaming antics, her better than thou attitude and just her general perky snobbery has marked her out of late as not very likable, and she seems fine with that. Still, what a body she has and it’s mostly on display as she skips to the ring in a tiny, white bikini with breaking red hearts patterned all over it. The lollipop she is sucking completes her sexy Lolitta look.
 
By stark contrast her opponent is all business. Maisie Williams is clad in a plain black bikini and stalks purposefully to the ring. Entering and immediately going face to face with her opponent as the ref separates them. Sarh peers around the ref and mocks her foe, sticking her tongue out and sneering at her. The crowd catcall her and Sarah turns to smirk at them but as she does so the referee steps back and signals for the bell. As Sarah turns back she is met by the most ferocious bitchslap that literally spins the Modern Family actress around and knocks her lollipop from her mouth. She is stunned and Maisie continues her assault with a vicious barrage of martial arts kicks to Sarah’s legs, her side before finishing with a spinning roundhouse that sends her to the ropes before dropping to her knees. Maisie lines her up then leaps forward and hits a perfect knee strike to Sarah’s face and covers her. ONE.TWO.THREE.
 
Sarah just kicked out right after the referees hand came down but it did come down and the winner in 0:31 is MAISIE WILLIAMS. The referee lifts her hand in victory as Sarah stumbles to the ropes with an ugly, angry look on her face. She had boasted prior to the event how she would target Maisie’s knee that was injured a couple of shows ago and despite having lost she decided to stick to her tactic. She sprung up and dove down with a chop block right to the side of an unsuspecting Maisie’s previously injured right knee. The limb buckled, Maisie squealed and dropped. Quickly Sarah grabbed the leg, lifted it and rammed it down into the canvas on the kneecap three times before wrapping it into a figure four leg lock and pouring on the pressure. Maisie was in evident pain as the referee pleaded with Sarah and tried to pry her off. Eventually he succeeded but clearly by then Sarah has done some real damage to Maisie’s knee and given she has another match that night, probably the biggest match of her career, she is in real bad shape for it. Sarah leaves the ring to a loud chorus of boos looking happy with herself, despite her humiliatingly short loss tonight.
 
So we have the final set for the vacant Junior Heavyweight Championship, Miley Cyrus will face Maisie Williams to determine our new champion later in the card.
 
 
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The screen fades and comes back up on a close up of majority shareholder Stephanie McMahon nose-to-nose with Kate Middleton. These two women hate each other with a vengeance and their antipathy towards each other comes across as they glare unblinkingly at each other. Finally, the camera pans back and Stephanie breaks the uncomfortable silence.
 
“Well ‘Duchess’ are you ready for tonight? I just want to remind you and your little band of thugs ( Kate is flanked by Eva Green, Pippa Middleton and Meghan Markle) that if they get involved in your match against Rhonda Roussey tonight in any way they will be instantly fired from the Federation and more than that, in case one of them was willing to sacrifice that if they do I will personally sue them for all they have in the courts. Clear?”
 
If it was meant to ruffle the Duchess of Cambridge the message seems to have failed as Kate smirks and answers.
 
“That’s fine ‘Princess’, I won’t need any of them to beat your trained monkey tonight. I just hope you will honour the agreement that if I win tonight me and you face off at Bitchmania and I get to pick the stipulations!” by the end Kate is pointing at Stephanie with her finger.
 
The camera shows Rhonda standing behind Stephanie and visibly irritated by being called a monkey, but she keeps a lid on her temper. Steph smirks and turns to Rhonda and says.
 
“Rhonda, see this finger this stuck up bitch is poking me with? I want you to break it tonight. In fact I want you to break her whole Royal arm. The only thing you will be doing at Bitchmania is looking sorry for yourself with your limbs in casts!”
 
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Elsewhere backstage Kim Kardashian watches on as a bloody and battered Melissa Joan Hart is stretchered out of the arena and into a waiting ambulance, she cannot keep the look of enjoyment of her face as she turns to interview the next competitor, Michelle Rodriguez.
 
“Michelle, for some reason Gal Gadot seems to think you helped me beat her for the second time last month. A match, I might add, that saw me shave the skinny bitch bald afterwards. And our so-called “Wonder Woman” seems to think I might deign to fight her a third time but I think that is all just talk because she has challenged you tonight. What are your thoughts on this skinny, bald loser?”
 
The 40 year old brunette is known as a legitimate bad-ass, though popular opinion has dipped on her after accepting Kim’s money at the Royal Rumble and turning on her friend so spectacularly. Michelle smirks at Kim and says.
 
“Gal, you ain’t no Wonder Woman and you ain’t no friend of mine, not when the folding green stuff comes into the equation. It was just business. I can’t believe you are dumb enough to come after me so soon, was the humiliation of defeat and being shaved bald last month not enough? Are you some kind of masochistic bitch, you get off on being beaten? Last stop tonight bitch!”
 
On that note Michelle heads off with Kim grinning her shit eating grin in the background. Michelle emerges at the top of the ramp in camouflage bra and shorts and throws a few shadow punches, laughs at the crowd reaction and strolls down the ramp. She is only halfway down when Gal Gadot runs down behind her and absolutely nails her with a clothesline from behind, sending Michelle sprawling face first onto the ramp and tumbling down it to the ring. Gal is in her Wonder Woman outfit but of course, minus her flowing black locks, instead she has a brutal skinhead. She kicks Michelle in the head and detaches her golden lasso and ties it around one of Michelle’s wrists then pulls it around the ringpost and ties the other end round Michelle’s other wirst, effectively tying her arms around the post. Gal gets on the other side of the post, grabs her lasso and jerks it violently towards her, slamming Michelle’s face right into the metal ringpost!
 
It was a sickening sounding connection of face to metal and it was a sound the crowd was going to be getting used to. With a determined look on her face Gal pulled Michelle up, pushed her back then jerked her forward to smash face fist into the pole again. And a third time, and a fourth and a fifth. By that stage Michelle’s face was a bloody mess, her nose clearly broken, her forehead and lips cut open and more worryingly her eyes were open but clearly not focussing on anything. The referee was out pleading with Gal to halt her assault and even tried to pull her away. Gal shoved him off, sending him sprawling. He looked at her then got up and signalled for the bell to ring.
 
The winner as a result of a DQ is MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ.
 
Not that that matters now because Gal has a crazed look on her face and hauls an out of it Michelle to her feet by the lasso again and pulls her full force into the post again. She repeats this again and again until Stephanie Mcmahn comes down the ramp with security guards who surround Gal and grab her and handcuff her and lead her away. By this time Michelle’s face is just an unrecognisable mess, her features bloodied and battered, swollen and bruised and she just collapses to the floor as EMT’s rush to assist. She got all that money from Kim Kardashian but boy has she paid the price for it tonight.
 
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We leave the chaotic scenes at ringside to go backstage where Taylor Swift is speaking with her BFF Selena Gomez. Taylor is reigning World Champion and Selena is coming off winning the Royal Rumble last month and earning the World Title shot at Bitchmania next month. These great friends could quite conceivably be facing each other in one months’ time. They do both, however, have big matches later this night which might very well change that completely.
 
“So, um Sel, good job on winning the Rumble. I was pulling for you all the way.”
 
“Thanks Swifty, course that means I get a shot at that big boy on your shoulkder (she points at the World Heavyweight Championship belt).”
 
“Hmm, I guess you do but don’t get ahead of yourself girlfriend. You got a match tonight. I don’t get it, why put up your shot at this just to fight that dumb bimbo Kaley Cuoco. Why put your title shot up against her hair?”
 
“Think I’ll lose? Hope I’ll lose? No chance, it’s a win/win for me. Who wouldn’t want to humiliate and shave that slut on live TV? And Please! She has no shot at beating me, believe me. No matter how much you might prefer facing her next month. Anyway you got your own hands full tonight don’t you, it might not be you I face at Bitchmania, I’d love to get Ariana again or Nicki. But you got to take them both on together.”
 
“Yeah, on paper it looks bad, doesn’t it. But I’m not champion for nothing and I know I can beat those two sluts and just imagine all the fun I’ll have when I do and have them at my mercy. You should watch Selena , see what might be in store for you.”
 
The friends share a hard look and part company, never moving their eyes off each other.
 
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Back at ringside and we have our second stretcher case of the evening as an unconscious Michelle Rodriguez is loaded onto a gurney and wheeled away. Taking our minds away from that the camera pans to a skybox where we can see Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts relaxing and having a drink of wine. They have been announced as debuting at Mania and challenging for the World Tag Team Championships – the titles that are just about to be defended in the ring.
 
This is, somewhat unusually, a heel team versus heel team match and first out to the ring are the challengers, Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea. They come out to the ramp wearing matching, shimmering, gold one piece bathing suits with areas cut away to reveal plenty of toned, tanned flesh. They get a fairly mixed reaction from the crowd, on the one hand they are both pretty hated by the crowd, especially Miss Lopez, on the other they are about to face off against the most hated individuals in the Federation’s history and there is real hope that the Tag Titles might, finally, change hands. With the challengers limbering up in the ring out come the Champions. Jennifer Aniston and Megan Fox do not look happy and do not look like they are on the same page and are scowling even more than usual as they walk down the ramp somewhat separately. The main cause for their scism of course, was the events at the end of The Royal Rumble for which Megan has clearly not forgiven her partner yet. Even their outfits no longer match, Jen is back in her denim shorts and white vest while Megan is in a black two piece bikini.
 
After a tense stare down while the ref went over the rules and displayed the belts the match kicked off with Iggy in against Megan. The blonde Australian rapper went straight at Megan with mixed results. Her first couple of uppercuts rocked the brunette but she blocked the third and fired back with a stinging series of brutal sounding knife edge chops that backed Iggy into a neutral corner. At the referee’s instruction Megan made like she was going to break clean but at the last second rammed her knee between the taller blonde’s thighs. This doubled her over and Megan slammed a couple of double fist blows to her back before hauling her out of the corner by her hair and whipping her into the corner where Aniston waited. Megan ran in after her and drove her knee into Iggy’s gut then slapped her partner’s shoulder harder than needed to indicate a tag. Jen glared at Megan for a moment before stepping through the ropes and chopping Iggy, she paused to stare again at Megan and Iggy saw her chance and drove her arm into Aniston’s face, escaped the corner and tagged in Lopez.  This creates quite the buzz as it marks the first time these two titans of entertainment and fighting have faced off in a ring. The two beauties circle each other carefully, looking for an opening, they move to lock up but Aniston, at the last minute, rakes Lopez’s eyes and flings her to the ropes. Lopez hooks them then comes forward with a kick to the crotch that drops Aniston and both have shown they are more than happy to break the rules.  As Lopez comes towards her, Aniston returns the favour firing a hard uppercut into Lopez’s pussy and dropping her to her knees also. Facing off on their knees they each grab a handful of the other’s hair and start ripping and pulling in a good, old fashioned catfight!
 
They rip and claw at one another and the crowd cheer their approval. Rolling across the mat they find the edge and take a hard tumble out to the floor, Aniston taking the brunt on her back, Lopez almost entirely landing atop her. Lopez flat out punches her namesake three times to the jaw before dragging her up and in conjunction with Iggy they double whip her, back first into the metal crowd barrier. Normally Megan Fox would be round to wade into the chaos but unusually she stands in her corner, looking uninterested and studying her nails as her partner is double teamed. And she is doubled up on as Lopez scoops her up and slams her on the hard, concrete floor for Azalea to run along the apron and drop an elbow right into her sternum. All with little or no interest being shown by Miss Fox.
 
Lopez pulls Aniston up and rams her into the ringpost before rolling her into the ring and scooping her up and slamming her down in the middle of the ring. Then J-Lo folds Aniston’s arms over and squats over her before lowering her famous ass onto her opponents face. It’s a humiliating and deadly move that could see the tag titles change hands but still Megan Fox makes no move. Normally she would be in there to break this up but she seems content for Jennifer Aniston to be humiliated until eventually she steps in, runs across the ring and flattens Lopez with a Yakuza kick to the face. As the ref deals with Fox, J-Lo rolls over and tags in Iggy Azalea to continue the assault. Iggy’s own big butt is next to be utilised as she picks up and whips Aniston into the ropes only to turn and jump and to propel her ass into Jen’s face upon her return. She does this a couple of times before hovering over Jen’s face and going for her own ass smother. But from nowhere Aniston got her legs up and hooped Iggy’s arms and rolled her over into a pinning position and got a two count before the blonde kicked out. Annoyed, Iggy stomps on Jen and makes the tag to J-Lo and they try to use one of the champs moves on them. Iggy stays in the ring and lifts Aniston up in a piledriver while Lopez climbs the turnbuckle intending to make it of the spike variety. But, realising what they are trying Jennifer Aniston struggles desperately and manages to backdrop Azalea into the ropes, this knocks J-Lo down to crotch herself on the turnbuckle. Aniston struggles to her feet, grabs Iggy and runs over to smash her face right into J-Lo’s, knocking the Latino from the ring and then crawls over to her corner.
 
Where Megan Fox is still looking distinctly uninterested as her partner crawls towards her. There is a definite moment where you think Megan is going to drop off the apron and abandon Aniston but at the last moment she extends her own hand and makes the tag.

Megan ran across the ring and nailed Iggy with a huge clothesline that sent the blonde flying out and over the tope rope to crash to the floor beside her partner. Megan slid out after them and after hitting several hard punches to both grabbed them both and smacked their skulls together. She then focussed on J-Lo, grabbed her by the throat and chokeslammed her onto the announce table. It didn’t break but Jennifer took a hard bump on her back, Undeterred Megan climbed up onto the table, lifted J-Lo again and this time chokeslammed her even harder right through the table leaving the crowd chanting “HOLY SHIT” at the carnage. As Megan got to her feet Iggy Azalea charged at her but Megan ducked and flipped her with backdrop that saw the Australian crash on her back hard. In total control now Megan pulled J-Lo out of the destroyed table wreckage by her hair and dragged her back towards the ring, lifting her up and rolling her in. Megan then lifted her up for another chokeslam on the canvas and followed up with a cover that got a two and a half count that many in the crowd thought was going to be the finish. Megan lifted Jen up and pushed her to a corner then lifted her up to sitting on the turnbuckle and climbed up in front of her. She hooked her arm over Jennifer’s shoulder and went for a superplex but at the last moment Iggy got up outside the ring and reached up to grab Megan’s ankle, making Megan fall backwards and J-Lo instead of going over crashed down on top of Megan. The referee counted and Megan just kicked out in time. As both lay on the mat Iggy got back to her corner and Jennifer Aniston had pulled herself up to standing in her corner and both partners wanted a tag in.
 
Lopez takes the chance to poke her finger right into Fox’s eye and as Megan cries out J-Lo gets to her feet and drops her knee right onto her foe’s head, two, three, four times driving her knee into Megan’s head. J-Lo then picks Megan up and runs into her own corner, slamming Megan’s back in the corner and hooking her foot in the turnbuckle so she is tied to the tree of woe. Jennifer then distracts the referee by running across the ring and knocking Aniston off the apron and as she does this Iggy pulls aside the gusset of Megan’s bottoms and grabs Megan’s clit and viciously twists and pulls it! She had released it by the time the referee turns around but it is still exposed and Lopez takes advantage by running over and driving her elbow into Fox’s crotch hard and grinding it in. Megan eventually falls from the corner to the mat and Lopez tags in a fresher Iggy Azalea to continue the beating. Iggy straddles Megan’s chest and sends punch after a punch to the brunette’s face, bruising her up but also seemingly stirring her to life and by about the tenth punch Megan is snarling at her and powering up. Iggy puts a stop to that with a thumb into the same injured eyes as earlier. Iggy then gets up and pulls Megan up to her knees by her long, dark hair. She then tucks Megan’s head between her thighs and after quite the struggle Iggy lifts her up and drops her with a powerbomb and gets another two count. Frustrated the blonde kicks her opponent over onto her face and sits on her back and pulls Megan’s arms up and into a camel clutch submission move that is bending Megan’s spine unnaturally as she pours on the pressure.
 
Again though, the more pain she is in the more Megan reacts and unbelievably we can see her smiling through Iggy’s hands as she pushes herself through the pain barrier and onto her hands and knees. Iggy stays atop her but looks concerned as somehow Megan drives herself up to a standing position and slowly starts to run towards a neutral corner and at the last minute turns and sends Iggy first into the corner with Megan’s body right behind to squash her in there and break her hold. Megan flings her head backwards and catches Iggy right in the face with it before dropping to her knees and crawling across to her partner. She gets there and looks up at Jennifer Aniston and again there is a moment where you think they won’t tag but after a moment Aniston reaches in and tags and rushes in to land a running forearm right into Iggy’s face as she staggers in the neutral corner. Aniston gets up then turns around and runs along the ropes to nails J-Lo with a clothesline that knocks her off the apron. Jennifer Aniston has clearly decided to get down and dirty now as she heads over to Iggy and yanks down the blondes shoulder straps to reveal her pale, white titties. She then proceeds to roughly abuse Iggy’s boobs, punching, slapping, uppercuts hit with unerring, stinging accuracy.Done with that Jen lifted an unresisting Iggy over onto the apron outside the ropes and took a vice like grip of Iggy’s nipples and used them to drag her along the full length of the ropes to the Fox/Aniston corner, burning the underside of Miss Azalea’s tits all the way to her obvious discomfort. Jen kept a tight hold of those nipples and headbutted Iggy to stagger her off the apron to plummet to the floor only to be halted by her cruelly stretched areola. Aniston kept a tight hold as Iggy screamed out in agony and worse still Megan dropped off the apron to grab her legs and pull her down harder until finally her nipples slipped out of Jen’s grasp.
 
Megan ‘helped’ Iggy up by throwing her into the crowd barrier while in the ring J-Lo has rushed in but been caught by a Jennifer Aniston big boot to the face before being  thrown out of the ring just as Iggy gets rolled back in. Aniston picks her up and flips her into a Tombstone piledriver position and holds her while tagging in Megan. Megan wraps her arms around Iggy too and both Megan and Jennifer jump up together for a brutal looking double Tpmbstone that spikes the Australian rapper’s skull down into the canvas. Megan covers her for the ONE.TWO.THREE.

The winner’s, and still World Tag Team Champions, in 17:36 are MEGAN FOX & JENNIFER ANISTON. They stand victorious in the ring and are handed their title belts and Jen demands a microphone. As she speaks Megan unbuttons her partner’s denim shorts and lets them drop then lifts Iggy by her hair and shoves her face right into Jen’s ass crack and rubs it in there just as J-Lo gets to her feet outside the ring and watches on. She shows no sign of trying to rescue her partner.
 
“This is what we do with anyone dumb enough to get in the ring with us, we destroy them, we humiliate them. Just ask Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Melissa Rauch, Melissa Joan Hart or this dumb bimbo. You mess with us then we mess with you! And to you two old bitches in the skybox, this is your future if you are stupid enough to turn up at Bitchmania next month, we will crush you, we will humiliate you and we will retire you!”
 
Aniston throws the mic at Lopez and she and Megan leave the ring. In said skybox Sandra and Julia are standing up and staring down at the ring looking ultra serious and we have a real interesting tag title match for Bitchmania.
 
 
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At the rear of the arena Michelle Rodriguez, still lying on her stretcher, is being loaded into an ambulance. Kim Kardashian watches on and sees owner Stephanie McMahon taking to the ambulance staff. Kim charges over to confront her.
 
“Hey! Steph! Stephanie McMahon! How can you allow this? How can you allow Gal Gadot to do this? This is on you! That crazy bitch is a criminal! A fucking criminal!”
 
Stephanie turned harshly and went nose to nose with Kardashian.
 
“You! You caused this! As much as Gal you are to blame! You couldn’t just fight Gal one in one, could you? You had to flaunt your money. And you talk about criminal. Well I tell you this , next month I am going to have you two locked in a prison cell, just the two of you to settle your differences and whoever emerges fine but the loser can spend the rest of the month in prison. How does that sound Kim?”
 
For once Kim Kardashian is shut up and lost for words.
 
 
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Elsewhere backstage Rihanna is sat on a bench with her legs apart, between her thighs is Rita Ora apparently treating her to some good oral sex. Rihanna holds Rita’s head and gives a groan and a moan and finally lifts Rita’s head up to address her.
 
“Oh that is it baby! That is the spot! But I tell you what Rita, what would turn me in more would be you going down to the ring tonight and crushing that whore Beyoncé like cockroach she is tonight! You go out there and beat her up and I’ll be back here playing with myself.”
 
Rita sighed and dips her head back between Rihanna’s thighs and starts licking enthusiastically.
 
 
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Next to the ring is the ever popular, busty Hayley Atwell. The Agent Carter star is in a black one piece swimsuit that just about contains her large bust and gets a great reaction from the crowd as she walks to and enters the ring. Hayley’s bright red lips have a full, hearty smile but it’s wiped away as her music ends and a regal tune fills the arena and faux Royal Meghan Markle emerges flanked by Eva Green. Meghan should be making her debut tonight but has a cast on her arm and is holding it as they walk down to the ring. Meghan stops at the bottom of the ramp and lifts the microphone in her uninjured arm up to speak.
 
“Now I know all you inbred hicks were looking forward to seeing some real class fight tonight as I made my in ring debut. Well I have some bad news for you, I injured myself playing Polo yesterday and as much as I want to get in that ring and kick your fat ass Hayley, the Doctor’s just won’t allow me to. So I am afraid I am going to have to show you all just how tough I am some other time.”
 
There has been no news to this effect and from the way the Canadian is waving her arms around while speaking it is difficult to believe her so the crowd serenade her with a loud chant of “Bullshit” as she speaks.
 
“But Hayley I can see you are itching for a fight tonight well I have readymade replacement with me, Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Miss Eva Green!”
 
This gets a buzz of reaction. Eva is one of the toughest bitches in the Federation but so far has only been in multi person matches and of course she made quite the impression in last month’s Royal Rumble event. With a set look on her face Hayley nods and readies herself as Eva steps up and enters the ring. She is wearing a scarlet one piece swimsuit.
 
It’s a quick start as Hayley launches herself at her new foe, tackles her and drives her back into the corner and starts to lay in some heavy duty punches. Eva shoves her back but Hayley is back on her and lashes in a series of hard knife edge chops across Eva’s chest before whipping her across the ring into the opposite corner. Hayley follows her in with a half splash, half clothesline. That would be enough to level most opponents but when Hayley steps back Eva rears up from the corner fastens her hand on Hayley’s throat and lifts her and drops her with a sudden chokeslam that leaves the Brit flat on her back. The Frenchwoman doesn’t go for a cover, however, instead she stands over Hayley and reaches down to pull her up by her hair. Quick as a flash Hayley hooks Eva’s leg, pulls her over into a cradle and gets a quick two count as Meghan protests outside.
 
Hayley rolls away but Eva stalks after her and when Meghan reaches under the ring to swipe at Hayley’s ankles she catches her, drives her knee into Hayley’s gut twice before pulling her into the middle of the ropes, jamming her head between Eva’s thighs and casually lifting her up and slamming her down with a ringshaking powerbomb. This time when Eva pulled Hayley up by her hair there was no fightback and she did nothing as Eva literally ripped Hayley’s outfit off her body to reveal her curvy body. And then Eva set to work absolutely destroying those gorgeous tits. Powerful uppercut followed powerful uppercut, then punches right on her tits, then stamping on them and grinding her foot on them against the canvas until they were scraped and bruised and discolouring as the match continued.
 
At ringside Meghan had a wide grin and shouted to get Eva’s attention and once she had it she casually dragged her thumb across her throat in the universal signal to finish it. Eva this time picked Hayley up by her nipples, stretching them cruelly until she was propped up against the ropes Eva jammed her hand into Hayley’s throat and lifted her up and slammed her over the ropes to hit hard on the apron before toppling to the floor. As the referee moves to stop Eva following Meghan moves over to the prone Hayley and carefully places the heel of her high heeled boot onto Hayley’s right tit and stamps down and grinds it right into the concrete floor. Hayley revived enough to screech and scream and finally the referee sees what is happening and makes Meghan get off. But Eva slips out and throws Hayley back into the ring and with consummate ease lifts her for another chokeslam right in the centre of the ring before covering her for the ONE.TWO.THREE.
 
The winner in 5:30 is EVA GREEN and she has made quite the statement. Meghan gets in the ring and raises Eva’s arm before straddling a still prone Hayley Atwell and winding a roll of sandpaper around her cast on her arm before rubbing the sandpaper all over Hayley’s injured tits, roughing them up further before finally getting up and kicking Hayley in the ribs and leaving with Eva to a chorus of boos.
 
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We then venture backstage into a heel dressing room where Scarlett Johansson and Amy Adams are pumping Emma Stone up for her match tonight against Jennifer Lawrence.
 
“Come on Em, beat that dog tonight and we can be done with her for good!”
 
“Yeah, like totally destroy her, beat and humiliate her for all the world to see.”
 
“Yeah Em, and guess what? We made special application and we are your joint managers for tonight so we are both legally allowed to be at ringside to get a close up view of you crushing that blonde bimbo once and for all!”
 
“Ha! And it’s not like that bitch has any friends to watch her back is it?!”
 
They laugh and cackle like witches at this and the scene fades to black
 
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In the pre-PPV show Alicia Vikander (managed by Angelina Jolie) overcame Natalie Dormer in a hard fought encounter and next up backstage is a charming scene of Alicia pushing Angelina along in her wheelchair that she has to use if she’s been standing too long (a holdover to Megan Fox nearly crippling her). They are laughing and joking and clearly Angie cares for her new charge. They pass out into the cavernous garage underneath the arena and suddenly Alicia is hit from behind with a chair to the back of her skull. She drops unconscious and Megan Fox and Jennifer Aniston are revealed as her attackers. They are clearly intent of havoc tonight. Jen drops a rope noose over the stunned Angelina’s head and before she knows it Megan is pulling on the other end which has been fed over a steel rafter in the garage. Jen runs to help her and between them they hoist Angelina up by her throat out of her wheelchair to hang  in mid air! They can’t, and don’t, hold her long and let her fall with a loud clatter ot the ground but they are not done with their old rival yet and Megan loops the rope around Angelina’s wrist and ties it to the bumper of a SUV that Jennifer Aniston is getting in and she starts it up and drives off, dragging MIss Jolie cruelly behind her as she circles the garage, screaming and howling. Boy the World Tag Team Champions are on a rampage tonight!
 
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Back to a stunned arena who barely react to the entrance of the next competitor, given what they have just witnessed. It’s Rita Ora that struts down the ramp and she is clearly not happy that she is not the centre of attention. She’s wear a tiny leopard print string bikini and she decide to slip the boobs out of their cover and shake them for the camera to get the attention back on her. It certainly works as the camera zooms in on her tits, and the crowd, who really don’t like this smug, conceited bitch serenade her with a loud, echoing chant of “RITA WHORA! RITA WHORA!”
 
This visibly annoys Rita and she covers herself up, complains to the referee and shouts angrily at the crowd – all to no avail.
 
While Rita jaws with the crowd the first bars of “Girls! Run The World” hits and there is a huge ovation as former World Heavyweight Champion Beyonce Knowles emerges at the top of the ramp. She is wearing a silver two piece bikini and stands at the top of the ramp and points accusingly towards Rita in the ring. But as she does that running from behind comes Rihanna and she jumps on Beyonce’s back and hooks her arm around her throat in a choke. Beyonce staggers and almost goes down to one knee but stays up and reaches behind her and flips her mortal enemy over and Rihanna flies off the ramp and crashes to the floor about ten feet below!
 
That was a hell of  a bump and the crowd loved it, Rihanna is not moving and Beyoncé peers over the edge as Rita charges up the ramp and the two fighters start trading punches and slaps on the ramp with the referee waving for the bell to be rung. And it was quickly established that Beyonce was the stronger as she took Rita’s blows and matched them two for every one taken, backing her foe down the ramp before kneeing her in the gut, hooking her head and driving Rita’s head into the ramp with a DDT. A fired up Beyonce grabbed Rita up by her hair, pulled her towards the ring and rolled her in. She followed and straddled the younger singer and laid in a flurry of slaps of real venom before finishing by ripping off Rita’s bra top to let her tits free again.
 
The crowd are solidly behind the former champ after all the grief she has gone through at the hands of Rita and Rihanna and they roar her on as she lifts Rita up, flings her into the ropes and leaps up to nail her upon her return with a beautiful dropkick to Rita’s face.  As this is going on Rihanna is being loaded onto a gurney and wheeled away to chants of “Na-Na-Na-Na, Hey-Hey- Goodbye!” Beyonce lifts Rita and props her against the ropes and lashed in a series of hard knife edge chops before whipping her across the ring and leaping up for another dropkick, at the last second Rita managed to hook the ropes to stop her return and Beyonce crashed hard to the mat.
 
Ever the opportunist Rita rushes over and jumps to drive a knee down into the side of her foe’s skull. Then kneels over her and smacks in some more hard knees to Beyonce’s head before reaching down and casually dragging her sharp fingernails right across Beyonce’s face. Rita placed her foot on Beyonce’s neck and took a tight hold of Beyonce’s long hair and pulled viciously up on it, nearly tearing it out until she released her grip and slammed Beyoncé’s face right into the canvas. Rita took the opportunity to untie Beyonce’s bra top and whipped it off, knowing that her opponent was nowhere near the exihitionist that Rita was. And so it proved as Beyonce rolled over and tried to cover her boobs with her arms which allowed Rita to nail her in the face with another knee.
 
Rita then hauls Beyoncé across the mat and pulls her up so that she is draped over the bottom rope face down, then the younger singer runs the ropes and leaps up to land right on her opponent’s back and bounces up and down on her back. Done with that Rita kneels down and chokes Beyoncé’s throat across the rope and holds her there right up to the four count from an exasperated referee. As Rita is made to break she still manages to kick her rival and force her through the ropes to crash down to the floor. Rita then escapes the referee and slides out after Beyoncé, picking her up and Irish whipping her with venom into the ring stairs which make a hell of a noise as Beyoncé’s slams into them. Instead of continuing her vicious assault though Rita sees the opportunity for humiliating her foe and lifts her up and hooks her arms into a full nelson so there is no hiding Beyoncé’s breasts and Rita pushes her like that towards the front row of the crowd, enouraging the lucky fans there to cop a free feel of a megastar’s boobs.
 
Distressed as she is at this humiliation, this was still a bad move for Rita as Beyoncé’s, in her efforts to get away from pawing hands, struggles wildly and cracks her head back sharply smacking right into Rita’s face. The blow connected with her nose and instantly makes her release the hold and move her hands to her face. They stagger apart and try to recover. It’s Rita that seems to as in a rage she runs towards her foe but Beyoncé sees her coming , catches her and turns and slams her with a powerslam righ ton the concrete floor!
 
After a time recovering it was Beyoncé that was first to her feet. She hauled Rita up and rolled her into the ring then in a great feat of athleticism she leapt up to the top tope and dropped a big, springboard leg drop from up there that had the crowd convinced got a three count but at the very last moment Rita’s leg moved and draped itself over the bottom rope. Frustrated Beyoncé slapped the mat but quickly got over it and rose to her feet with a steely determination and pulled Rita up by her hair and chucked her back into the ring. She rolled in after her and lifted her up to suplex her hard on the mat, then repeated that action two further times before covering her and getting a solid two count before the younger singer kicked out. Looking to go further, when she picked Rita up the next time instead of suplexing her she lifted her and dumped her onto a corner turnbuckle and climbed up intent on hitting a superplex. Rita had just enough about her to grab the rope with her hands and stop herself going over and with Beyoncé surprised and off balance Rita saw the chance to drive her head forward and headbutt her foe in the face, she repeated the action and Beyoncé fell back and took a hard bump on her back. As she lay there Rita got to her feet on the turnbuckle and leap up to land down, both feet right into her opponent’s gut!
 
Beyoncé was instantly winded and Rita scurried over to hook her leg and get a really close two count before a weak kick out. Undeterred Rita grabbed the top rope and jumped up again to drop her knees into Beyoncé’s midsection, really targeting her stomach and ribs, she did that a couple more times before dragging her by the hair to the middle of the ring and wrapping her legs around Beyoncé’s midsection while sitting behind her and squeezing as hard as she could. Beyoncé’s eyes went wide as the agony hit her and Rita leaned forward to goad her as she poured on the pressure. The referee asked Beyoncé if she wanted to submit but the proud warrior shook her head and slapped the mat and the crowd clapped in unison to get behind her. Slowly it worked in pumping her up and she rolled over and pushed herself up with Rita still clinging to her like a limpet. She pushed herself up to her feet and somehow managed to muster a run towards a corner and turned at the last minute to squash Rita as they landed. But Beyoncé did not halt, she stood up again, Rita now barely clinging to her and ran to the opposite corner and squashed her into that one too. Next time she lifted out of the corner she had to reach back to hold Rita on her back and she ran back to the opposing corner to squash her a third time. The fourth time Beyoncé got up Rita was dead weight on her back and Beyoncé stood up, pulled Rita onto her shoulder and in quite the feat of strength flipped her over, ran forward and delivered a ring shaking running powerlam, driving Rita into he canvas and covering here.
 
ONE.TWO.THREE.
 
The winner in 10:07 is BEYONCÉ KNOWLES. After the referee has raised her hand in victory she literally kicks Rita out of the ring and stands soaking in the crowds cheers after, for her, a satisfactory evening where she has sent Rihanna to the local hospital and convincingly defeated Rita Ora.
 
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Backstage and we are treated to the sexy image of Kaley Cuoco in red lycra doing some stretches and lunges whilst Melissa Rauch looks on. As she warms up Kaley turns to speak to her friend and partner.
 
“You sure you are OK to be ringside Mel? The Doc’s given you a clean bill of health?”
 
The short blonde turns to her much taller friend and feels at her neck (so brutally treated at the hands of the Tag Team Champions months ago) before speaking in her high pitched squeak.
 
“Yeah, thank God. It was murder sitting on the sidelines watching you compete without me, not knowing if I could even come back. And look at you Kaley, you got to the final two of the Rumble and tonight you get one final chance to snag that World Title shot at Bitchmania, things are going great for you and I will make sure that no-one interferes tonight. It will be my pleasure to make sure justice gets done tonight.”
 
“Oh Babe thanks. Love you.”
 
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And now to one of the most anticipated bouts of the evening. A video package plays of some of the build up to Kate Middleton’s showdown tonight with UFC and WWE superstar, Rhonda Roussey. We also get a video showing Kate in the gym training, throwing punches and kicks into a punchbag and looking more and more like an actual competitor in the ring.
 
She is still one of the least popular stars of the Federation and when she emerges, alone, in a boxing style dressing gown she gets a wall of boos and abuse to greet her. The Duchess is dressed like a fighter, in UFC style lycra shorts and bra top and looks as serious as hell as she walks down the ramp. And so she should tonight has the possibility of being very ugly for her. All her Royal Court are completely banned from ringside, if any of them interfere they will be kicked out of the Federation for ever and so with no back up she will have to fight one of the most feared fighters out there.

Kate’s introduction gets soundly drowned out with boos and she strips off her robe and shadow boxes while Rhonda’s music hits and she emerges to a thunderous ovation. The fans want to see a massacre tonight, finally the hated Royal bitch will get taught a lesson for all her sins. Rhonda has her tartan miniskirt on over her usual fighting gear and takes a few moments to slaps fans hands and wave but she stops dead when a figure hops the crowd barrier and blocks her way. The camera manages to focus on the figure and identifies her as Amanda Nunes, a UFC fighter who knocked Rhonda out in her final MMA performance. Rhonda stares at her old foe and slowly raises her fists into a defensive stance but as she does so she is kicked solidly in the back of her head. Another figure has hopped the barrier and the camera zooms in to reveal another face from Rhonda’s UFC past, Holly Holm, who has kicked her. Rhonda staggers forward right into a devastating couple of punches from Amanda that drop Rhonda to the floor. Finally security arrive on the scene but the two UFC rivals of Rhonda have jumped back into the crowd and made their escape. The referee comes out to tend to Rhonda and supports her as she gets up and literally crawls into the ring. All the time The Duchess stands watching and smiling.
 
With Rhonda in the ring and on all fours Kate demands the referee signal for the bell and despite reservations he does so. Kate strolls over, grabs Rhonda’s ponytail and positions her foot on the back of Rhonda’s head and jumps up to deliver a crunching kerb stomp that drives Rhonda’s face into the canvas. She repeats this then kicks her over and casually places her foot on Rhonda’s chest and orders the referee to make the count.
 
ONE.TWO.THREE.
 
The winner in 0:25 is KATE MIDDLETON and the arena is in utter shock at this result as Kate stands over her down foe and poses. Eva Green, Meghan Markle and Pippa Middleton come to the ring and hoist Kate up high on their shoulders in a mock celebration that the crowd hate and start to shower the ring with garbage and boo as Kate takes a microphone from the announcer.
 
“Stephanie! I told you! I told you I was coming for you! And at Bitchmania I get to pick the stipulations for our match, and bitch you ain’t gonna like it!”
 
Having said that Kate orders Pippa and Eva to grab Rhonda and twist and hold her arm straight to allow Kate to run and jump on it, audibly snapping and breaking it just as Stephanie had threatened would happen to Kate in the match and clearly taking Rhonda out of the reckoning for quite some time.
 
The camera comes away from the carnage in the ring ( The Royals are continuing to beat on Rhonda even after breaking her arm) and back to Stephanie’s office where the owner of the Federation is losing her cool and sweeping all the stuff off her desk and ranting and raving and cursing at what has transpired. Cara Delavigne is there to interview her over what just occurred but Steph just grabs the mic from her and addresses the camera herself.
 
“Alright you stuck up English whore! That’s how you want to play it then fine, we can play by your rules. I can play as dirty as anyone. Fine, you make the stips, I don’t care because it will be me versus you and I am going to teach you a lesson you will never forget bitch!”
 
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On to a slightly calmer note we head elsewhere backstage to find ourselves with the Federation’s newest backstage interviewe, actress Michelle Williams, whose first task is to get Jennifer Lawrence’s thoughts before she heads down to the ring to face Emma Stone.
 
“Jennifer, tonight you face a former friend, Emma Stone, who has alongside Scarlett Johannsson and Amy Adams stabbed you in the back, humiliated you by showing the world some of your most private, intimate moments and  actually scalded you on live PPV. What are you thoughts as you go into this match and how exactly are you going to counter if Amy or Scarlett decide to get involved tonight?”
 
J- Law looks dead serious as she addresses the camera.
 
“Michelle, my thoughts are that it is past time I got some revenge on those three. They rode my coattails for long enough and turned on me first chance they got, well I started paying them back at the Rumble but the numbers beat me once again. Tonight I get Emma 1-on-1 and if any of the others want to get involved well, let’s just say I have some back up tonight.”
 
On that cryptic note we head back to the arena for the finals of the Junior Heavyweight Championship tournament. Out comes Miley Cyrus in a very confident mood, she is carrying a bottle of champagne to celebrate her title win and is jumping about and smiling much to the crowds chagrin. Of course the reason for her confidence is the state her opponent was left in earlier this evening and that is hammered home when Maisie Williams finally emerges to the Game of Thrones music and she is not just limping but literally dragging her injured left leg down the ramp towards the ring. Of course she’s the crowd favourite but looks to have no chance and should probably forfeit rather than get in the ring and further damage her leg. But she pulls herself up by the ring ropes and hops to stand across from miley as the referee holds up the vacant belt they are about to battle for.
 
There is a moment where the referee holds the belt up and Miley ( in a white tiny two piece) and Maisie (in black two piece) look up at what they are fighting for. Then Miley, ever the opportunist, looks down and kicks Maisie’s injured leg, then trips her. Smiling at the crowd the cocky blonde grabs the ankle, wraps her leg around it and sets herself to apply a figure four leg lock. But as she dips her head Maisie cradles it and rolls her over for a two count! Shocked Miley punches Maisie and pulls her up by her hair and lifts her injured leg and slaps her opponent in the face a couple of times as she uncomfortably hops on one leg. Then in a flash Maisie leaps up and uses her good leg to kick Miley in the side of her head with an enziguri that flattens the blonde and Maisie leaps on her for another cover and so nearly gets a three count. Miley rolled out of the ring to catch her breath but Maisie wasn’t having that and used the ropes for leverage to fling herself up and over to fly at her opponent. Miley ducked and the brunette landed hard on the floor. Miley was over in a flash and kicked and stamped on a downed Maisie then dragged her up and whipped her hard into the metal crowd barrier. Miley followed her in and charged forward to drive her knee into Maisie’s gut. This time when she picked Maisie’s injured leg up by her foot she was able to follow up with a vicious leg whip that sent Maisie squealing across the floor.
 
Miley rolled her foe up onto the apron and dragged her toward a corner and pulled her injured leg back and slammed it into the corner pole then repeated the dose. With Maisie writhing in pain on the mat Miley decided to grab her bottle, shake it and pop the cork, taking a swig from it, pouring it over her breasts before sliding into the ring to put the seal on this title victory. With Maisie crawling on all fours away from her Miley easily caught her and grabbed that ankle and began to twist it in an ankle lock, but before she could really pour on the pressure, Maisie had gotten up to all fours, rolled under and grabbed Miley’s leg, reversing the move and twisting the holy hell out of the blondes ankle instead! The crowd roared her on, sensing an unlikely win and Maisie tried her best but she didn’t have the power to prevent a desperate looking Miley crawling over to the ropes and gratefully grabbing them to force a break. As  the referee ushered Maisie away Miley lashed out with her foot and caught Maisie behind the knee, buckling her leg and dropping her to her knees in pain. Ignoring her own pain Miley hurriedly got up and ran over to drive a knee right into the younger girl’s face. With her foe flat on her back Miley stood bent over, panting in a corner and slowly began to ascend the turnbuckle looking to put the tenacious Miss Williams away once and for all.
 
When she got on top of the turnbuckle she was bit unsteady and had to reach down to grab the roeps to stop her falling off .But once she had she stood up tall, pointed at her elbow and leapt off with a big elbow drop aimed right at Maisie’s sternum. As Miley flew Maisie rolled toward her and the 26 year old blonde’s elbow found nothing but mat!
 
That miss got the crowd back in the contest and they just got louder as Maisie limped over and hooked Miley’s leg, lay on top of her and reached up to hook her in a simultaneous crossface (in fact in an STF move). The determined little English girl cranked on the pressure to Miley’s head and kept her legs grapevine and as the referee repeatedly asked Miley if she gave the crowd volume increased until it exploded as Miley tapped the mat several times to indicate she submitted.
 
The winner in 7:22, and new, Junior Heavyweight Champion is MAISIE WILLIAMS. The young English actress sinks t her knees and hugs the title belt when it is given to her and she is in genuine tears of joy at her victory. After she has got up Miley is the opposite of sporting and charges across the ring to assault Maisie but she gets up and ends up backdropping Miley up and over the top rope to crash to the floor in a mess, making a nice exclamation point to Maisie’s victory.
 
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Backstage and Kate Middleton and her entourage and laughing and giggling and making their way through the arena corridor until they reach Stephanie McMahon’s office. Kate bursts in and surprises the owner of the Federation who is on the phone checking to see if there is any news about Rhonda from the hospital yet.
 
“What the…! What do you want bitch?! Security , security get in here!”
 
Shouts Steph as Kate, Meghan, Eva and Pippa crowd around her desk. Kate smirks and her voice drips with derision as she hands over an A4 brown envelope.
 
“Calm down Stephanie dear, we’re not here to harm you. We’ll save that for next month when you step in the ring with me.”
“And what’s this?” demands Stephanie as she reluctantly accepts the envelope.
 
“That? Oh that’s just the list of stipulations for our match. I beat your chosen warrior so as per your deal I get to not only face you at Bitchmania but I get to chose the stipulations, and believe me there are high stakes!”
 
Stephanie takes the sheet of paper out of the envelope and scans down it her face turning whiter as she reads it.
 
“You-You can’t be serious!”
 
“Oh but darling I am. Want to see how serious I am then why don’t you go and visit your good friend Liz Hurley in the sanatorium and see how deadly serious I can be! I blame you as much as her for this brand on my ass and I intend to return the favour in spades next month! Or are you chicken?”
 
Stephanie glared back at her rival and found her voice.
 
“Scared of you? Don’t make me laugh. And fine I accept your stipulations but as I am the matchmaker here I think I can make the type of match too so we are going to do this in a steel cage, a locked steel cage, your gang of vipers will not be able to help you in there!”
 
That somewhat wipes the self-satisfied smile from the Duchess’s face and we return to the arena for our next bout.
 
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To prepare for the next match we get shown clips of the closing moments from last month’s Royal Rumble match where Selena Gomez and Kaley Cuoco outlasted everyone else to be the final two participants before Selena finally ousted Kaley to become challenger for the Worlds Title at Bitchmania. In the intervening weeks Kaley has been trying to goad Selena to put that title shot up in a singles match and just last week the younger woman relented but with a sting in the tail. Yes, she agreed, if Kaley could beat her then she could, indeed, gain that coveted Main Event, title shot, however, if Selena won then she would get to shave Kaley’s head and eyebrows bald in the middle of the ring. Even with those high stakes Kaley agreed, she was desperate to be World Champion.
 
Which leaves us here and now with Selena Gomez on the ramp walking to the ring. Since winning the Rumble and relinquishing her Junior Heavyweight Title she has really grown into the Heavyweight scene like she belongs there and tonight she looks a million dollars, literally as she is wearing a diamond encrusted robe and a sparkling tiara she has taken to wearing since that Royal Rumble win. The raven haired beauty strolls down to the ring to an almost respectful reaction from the crowd, Selena might be hated for some of her actions but her recent wins have garnered her quite  a growing reputation. She is carrying an oversized diamond encrusted handbag which she carefully sets down in her corner before climbing into the ring.
 
She is up against a crowd favourite tonight though, as is seen when Kaley Cuoco steps out at the top of the ramp, dressing in a tiny, sky blue two piece. The leggy blonde is accompanied by her friend and tag partner, Melissa Rauch. The diminutive Melissa is in a black leather jacket, and trousers and spiky boots that make her seem a little taller than she actually is. Mel gives her friend a hug before she enters the ring and Kaley goes up and stands right in front of Selena as the ref reads them the rules. Selena smiles at her foe and undoes her robe sexily to reveal the slinky black two piece bikini she has on with a red trim.
 
After the referee signals for the bell the two combatants face each other before leaning forward in a test of strength. They are well matched and struggle for the longest time with neither gaining much advantage until Selena cheats and kicks Kaley in the gut. This doubles the blonde over and Selena grabs her hair and flings her to the mat. She goes to follow up with a stamp but Kaley rolls out of the way and springs back up to face off again. This time Kaley ignores any effort to match off and instead starts to fire off rapid kicks to Selena’s thighs and midsection that drive the brunette back into a corner. Outside the ring Melissa Rauch is loudly encouraging her friend.

With Selena in the corner Kaley raised her leg and pressed her foot into Selena’s throat and pushed forward to choke her like that in the corner. A painful and effective move until Selena used her fist to punch Kaley in her exposed crotch!  Kaley gasped and staggered away, dropping her choke and Selena grabbed her and flung in a couple of hard uppercuts to send the blonde reeling against the ropes. Selena then charged forward but Kaley had enough about her to dip her head and flip her younger opponent up and over the top rope. Kaley watched as Selena flew and crashed to the floor and allowed herself a rueful smile at the fact she hadn’t been able to do that a month earlier in the Rumble. She was going to launch a dive through the ropes at her foe but by then Melissa was over Selena and verbally berating her, by the time she had seen what Kaley was preparing it was too late, Selena was up and backed up the ramp to relative safety.
 
Kaley smiled and sat on the middle rope and lifted the top inviting Selena to re-enter the ring. Selena made as if she would but at the last minute, instead of stepping through the ropes she sucker punches Kaley then springs over the ropes and levels her with a clothesline. Selena really takes over at this point and most of her offense surrounds using Kaley’s long, blonde hair to her advantage. First, she grabs her by the hair, jerks her up and swings her around by it to send her spinning across the ring. She repeats that cruel move three more times with the blonde giving a yelp of pain at each throw. Then Selena kicks Kaley over onto her back and splays her hair out then stands on it, reaches down to grab Kaley’s hands and pulls upward. This is a tortuous move as Kaley’s hair is stretched and ripped from her skull. The referee kneels to ask if she wants to quit but Kaley screams no and eventually Selena relents but only to jerk Kaley up by her hair, shove her through the ropes and then grab said hair again and pull back , hard on it whilst Kaley’s back is bent over the ropes!
 
The ref gives her a count to break and Selena pulls all the way to four and a half before letting go and of course when she does the blonde’s head flies forward and she stumbles and falls through the ropes to crash to the floor. Melissa was on her way to tend to her friend but quickly sunk the brakes on as Selena hit the ropes, rebounded and flew through the opposite one to fly out and level a just getting up Kaley with a stunning dive. Selena was right back up and dragging Kaley with her, ripping off her bikini top to reveal the blonde’s pert tits then slapping and chopping the hell out of them up against the crowd railing before whipping her away from them and towards the outside of the metal ringpost. At the last second Kaley reversed it and it was Selena that hit hard, face-first into the solid metal post. Seeing her chance Kaley forced herself up and moved over to grab the back of Selena’s head and used it to drive her face forward into the metal a further four times, the crowd counting with each blow. When Kaley leaned back Selena slumped to her knees and the camera zoomed in to see that she was busted open on her forehead.
 
Turnabout being fair play, Kaley then pulled off Selena’s bra top and revealed the younger woman’s round boobs. The sight of a topless Selena Gomez on her knee and bleeding got the crowd back into the contest and they got right behind Kaley as she pulled Selena up and rolled her back into the ring, sensing that this was her chance to get that World Title shot. In the ring Kaley whipped Selena to a corner and after she hit and staggered out followed up with a superkick right to the point of Selena’s chin that dropped her and she quickly covered for the one, two, thre… Selena kicked out at absolutely the last second.
 
Outside Melissa Rauch slapped the mat with disgust with her left hand. Her right hand was holding the bottle of champagne that Miley had ended up leaving at ringside earlier and she was swigging from it readily.
 
In the ring Kaley had shrugged off the disappointment of the close two count and had straddled Selena and was peppering her injured face with bare knuckle punch after punch to wear her down. She then pulled Selena to her feet, kneed her in the gut to double her over then flipped her up and dropped her with a powerbomb in centre ring that got another two count. She lifted her opponent again and flung her to the ropes and waited with open arms to snare her in a bear hug upon her return, but Selena tried to do a spear and the two ended up smacking heads in an ugly collision and Selena dropped to the mat while Kaley fell backward and ended up draped through the ropes.
 
As the ref checked on Selena, Melissa bounced over to Kaley and in a shocking development she used the bottle to club her friend and partner upside her head with a sickening thud! The audience are shocked into silence at this  and can’t quite believe what they have just witnessed. The referee comes away from Selena as she pushes up to her feet and is surprised to see Kaley is still lolling on the ropes showing little signs of consciousness.

Whether Selena was aware of what had occurred we would not know as she stumbled over to pick a dead weight Kaley up and stuff her head between Selena’s thighs. Despite a bit of a struggle Selena turned around and lifted Kaley up into a piledriver then dropped her down right on top of her head and covered her. Kaley made no move as the referee easily counted to three.
 
The winner in 9:07 is SELENA GOMEZ and she will keep her main event slot for next month.
 
Outside the ring Melissa Rauch laughs and take another swig of the champagne and throws Selena her handbag over. Selena looks at the diminutive blonde but does nothing other than pick up her bag and take out a metal contraption. She moves over to the motionless Kaley Cuoco and rolls her onto her front and fits the contraption to Kaley’s ankles and wrists then presses a button which tightens all four limbs together, effectively hogtying the blonde in the centre of the ring. She’s still groggy as Selena lifts and rocks her onto her knees. As Selena delves in her bag once more and comes out with a hand held electric shaver, Melissa rolls into the ring with a folding chair and places it in front of her ‘friend’ and take s a seat to watch her humiliation. Selena slaps Kaley to make sure she has come round before she thrusts the shaver into Kaley’s long, blonde tresses and begins to shave her down to the pate. Melissa laughs and giggles just yards away in Kaley’s sightline and the blonde is so angry and frustrated but is trussed up like a chicken and can do nothing about it but just kneel there and Selena shaves her entire head bald. Once the head is complete Selena takes particular pleasure shaving off Kaley’s eye-brows too before posing for the crowd and exiting the ring. Which left Melissa sitting on her chair staring down at her former friend, tag partner and co-star. Kaley glared up at Melissa and swore and cursed at her as she struggled against her bonds to no avail. Melissa suddenly changed from laughing to dead serious and screaming at Kaley, asking her how it felt to be helpless, blaming her for the crippling injuries she suffered in losing the tag titles blaming her for losing those titles and then going on in singles, not waiting for Melissa. She was getting more and more manic and excited as she spoke while Kaley shook her (bald) head and denied the wild accusations she just got angrier until she got off her chair, picked it up , folded it and smashed it down on Kaley’s unprotected, exposed (bald) skull!
 
The fans are hating this but can do nothing as Melissa lifts the chair and repeats the assault, again and again until Kaley tips to the side and Melissa smashes her with the chair on her arm one last time before spitting on her storming off, leaving Kaley Cuoco broken, beaten and humiliated still hog-tied in the ring.
 
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Backstage we interrupt a celebration as Maisie Williams is congratulated by Sophie Turner. The redhead hugs and kisses her partner and the pair are like giddy schoolgirls as they celebrate Maisie’s victory.
 
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Back in the arena, Kaley has been released and stretchered out from the ringside area as music hits and out comes Emma Stone accompanied by Scarlett Johannsson and Amy Adams. They are, of course, roundly booed but they don’t seem to care. They do care though when the music cuts off abruptly and the giant screen in the arena start showing a ‘secret camera’ video’.  It shows a younger Emma in famous producers office, literally begging for a part, the part, actually that won her an Academy Award. The lecherous producer says if Emma wants the part she needs to show more skin and she strips naked in his office, then it cuts to Emma on her knees giving the grotesque older man a blow job and for fun after he orders her to bark like a dog. The video ends with Emma obeying and crawling around his office naked, cum on her face and barking like a dog. While the video plays Emma is going mad and shouting and screaming to get it stopped.
 
Who did this? No secret this time as Jennifer Lawrence emerges at the top of the ramp with a huge smile on her face. She has loved paying one of her long term tormentors back in much the same way they humiliated her secretly for month before revealing themselves. Emma is irate and storms up the ramp to meet J-Law and takes a swing at her, misses and reels backwards as Jennifer’s punch does not miss and she falls, rolls down the ramp and ends up taking Scarlett and Amy out too in her tumble!
 
J-Law runs down the ramp, grabs Scarlett and Amy and cracks their heads together to stun them before racing on and levelling Emma with a big clothesline. Almost without pausing she pulls Emma to her feet and flings her into the ring and the bell rings to start this contest. Emma was reeling and Jennifer gave her no time to get herself together, launching a sustained flurry of punches that had the older actress up against the ropes and prey to another running clothesline that sent her flipping over ropes to crash to the floor. Her two collaborators were recovered enough to move round the ring to check on Emma  but once they had reached her Jennifer climbed the turnbuckle and launched herself out with a flying dive that flattened all of them outside the ring. Jennifer was first up and straight after Scarlett, battering her with punches but finally Amy got up and hooked J-Law’s arm mid punch and Emma crawled over and hammered an uppercut between Lawrence’s thighs to bring her attack to an end. Winded she dropped to her knees and Scarlett took great pleasure kicking her in the face before the referee was over to order the others away and for Emma to get Jennifer back in the ring.
 
Emma took over now and after stamping all over her opponent she dropped a knee right on her spine and held it there and reached forward to fish hook her fingers into J-Law’s mouth and hauled back. When her fingers eventually slipped, Emma resorted to slapping the back of Jennifer’s head and then scooted forward and hooked her arm around Jennifer’s throat in a rear naked choke. But it was way too early to try to beat J-Law with a move like that and she was soon up to her knees then unsteadily to her feet with Emma clinging on behind her. Jennifer just fell down on her back and squashed her opponent beneath her to break the hold and wasted little time whipping her to the ropes and catching her upon her return with a ring shaking spinebuster that got a two count.
 
From there Jennifer climbed up the turnbuckle but found herself distracted by Scarlett and Amy at ringside, that allowed Emma to get over and knock Jennifer’s legs apart to crotch her on the top turnbuckle. Emma climbed up and hooked her opponent’s arm and tried to suplex her off the top but Jennifer blocked that with  couple of headbutts before actually lifting Emma up, turning her around and slamming her to the mat from way up on the top turnbuckle. Jennifer then stood and leapt off with a high impact frog splash from the top that nailed Emma in the gut and an immediate cover yielded a three count.
 
The winner in 5:44 is JENNIFER LAWRENCE.  Emma’s gang had tried to get in the ring to break up the pinfall but had been just too late but finding themselvess in there they began stamping and beating on Jennifer before she could get up. As she was eventually triple teamed in the ring a figure raced out from the back and down the ramp to explode into action to aid Miss Lawrence. Her back up was Brie Larson and between her and Jennifer Lawrence they cleared the ring of the three heels who retreated up the ramps cursing and swearing at Brie’s rescue.
 
The screen faded on Jennifer giving Brie a big hug of thanks.

Which leaves us with one last match on the card – the three way dance for the World Heavyweight Title. Friends and collaborators Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj challenging Taylor Swift for her World Heavyweight Championship. We get a video package that details the events leading to this, the sneak attacks, the failed singles title matches by both Ariana and Nicki and the bitter consequences of both (Taylor as has become her calling card had strapped on after both matches and raped her beaten opponents in the middle of the ring). First to the ring is Ariana, the sexy singer walking down the ramp in a pink, string bikini and sporting her trademark kitten ears. She is a real crowd favourite and they give her quite the ovation as she slides into the ring and salutes them.
 
Challenger number 2 also gets a good reaction as Nicki emerges in her white, string bikini and struts her way to the ring. Nicki nods at her friend and sometime partner but knows she can’t allow sentiment to derail her tonight. And then Taylor Swift’s music hits and the leggy superstar stands at the top of the ramp in her silver bra top and tiny shorts and now wearing a silver Stetson hat. She has the giant World Title belt draped over her shoulder and it is months since we saw anyone else holding it, could tonight be the night she finally loses it?
 
Taylor makes her way down the ramp to a negative reaction and she takes her time entering the ring, aware that the two women already in there have plenty of reason to hate her and take her title from her. But she can’t put it off forever and eventually steps carefully between the ropes and reluctantly allows the referee to take the World Title from her (and her hat). The referee explains to all three and the crowd that this is a triple threat match, all three women are allowed in the ring at once, there are no tags and the winner is whoever can gain a pinfall or submission and the Champion does not have to be involved in the decision. He lifts the belt high, the crowd cheers and the bell rings and we are underway.
 
Instantly both Nicki and Ariana turn towards Taylor and flatten her with a pair of big punches! With the champ down the challengers each grab an ankle and lift them up them pull them swiftly in opposite directions to Taylor’s obvious discomfort! Ariana then grabs both ankles herself while Nicki climbs the turnbuckle and holds them apart while the black rapper dives off with a diving headbutt that hits right between the Champion’s thighs! Before Taylor can recover Ariana has her ankles again, turns her over and holds her in a Boston Crab, while Nicki moves to Taylor’s shoulders, sits on them and pulls back hard on her head. The champion is being bent and hurt like never before.  But she doesn’t submit and eventually her two challengers have to release the hold and Taylor scrambles out under the bottom rope and acts like she is going to walk out on the match.
 
Neither Ariana not Nicki is going to let that happen and they run from the ring and run up the ramp to halt Taylor’s exit and they each start punching her, knocking her from pillar to post before they march her back to the ring and toss her back in. As Taylor scrambles to her feet Ariana jumps up to the apron then right up to balance on the top rope before launching herself in a flying bodypress that hits and ends with her covering Taylor but getting kicked out of at the one count. But Nicki was not far behind as she stepped through the ropes behind them and charged at Taylor as she struggled up. In an athletic move Taylor managed to leapfrog the charging Nicki and she ended up spearing Ariana right in the gut and sending her flying out through the ropes!
 
In a flash Taylor got behind Nicki and rolled her up for a two count. The Champion saw her chance now and sunk a kick into Nicki’s gut as she got up and then spiked her head into the canvas with a DDT before getting up, seeing Ariana back on the apron and running over to slam into her and send the challenger flying from the apron to smash into the crowd barrier below. Taylor watched her crash land with satisfaction before turning back to the ring as Nicki got up and charged at her and swung her foot at Nicki’s head in a repeat of a move that had brought her a lot of success against Minaj. But Nicki just got her hands up to block the kick and she held Taylor’s ankle and leg dragged her over before crawling over to straddle Taylor and unleash a blistering flurry of punches that she tried to but could not block many of the blows. Instead the Champion concentrated on getting her legs up, hooking Nicki’s shoulders and rolling her over into a pining combination that she got a two count from. Nicki’s kick out saw her roll up and cover Taylor and gain a two count herself before Taylor reversed it for another two count and when they finally broke away from each other the crowd cheered the burst of technical action. They locked up again and Nicki slid around to hook a full nelson on Taylor but Taylor got her long legs up on the ropes and pushed off to fall back and roll over into a pining combination herself that actually had the leverage to keep Nicki down but from under the rope an arm reached in and pulled Taylor’s legs to break up the cover – Ariana had recovered enough to save the pinfall. Enraged Taylor hit a baseball slide under the bottom rope to knock a still recovering Ariana down and pushed her against the commentators table and lashed in a  series of vicious chops.
 
While this was happening Nicki had recovered, climbed through the ropes and stood on the apron waiting for Taylor to turn around before she leapt off with a flying Thesz press from the apron, flattening Taylor much to the crowd delight. From there Nicki and Ariana teamed up to lift Taylor with a double suplex to drop her back first right across the announcers desk and after a debate about who was doing it, Nicki climbed up the turnbuckle, posed then jumped off with a splash attempt with Taylor splayed across the desk. Ariana was trying to hold Taylor in place but the Champion kicked her legs and managed to dislodged Ariana in time to roll to the side and Nicki Minaj crashed through the announcers table to lie motionless in a mess of debris.
 
Taylor got to her feet but had no time to celebrate as Ariana ran over and jumped up to nail her with a flying forearm that sent her flying to the ground. Ariana then pulled herself up to the ring apron and waited as Taylor slowly got up before running along, leaping off and landing with her thighs around the Champion’s head and going for a spinning headscissors. Only Taylor stopped herself from going with it by grabbing the ringpost. Then she pushed Ariana up through sheer power then stepped forward while holding her up and dropped her with a high powerbomb onto the unforgiving concrete floor!
 
It was a devastating impact and the brunette cried out and arched her back after impact as a smiling Taylor got up. A quick glance told her Nicki was still lying in the remnants of the announcers table so she hauled up Ariana and flung her into the ring, followed her in and covered her and came so close before Ariana weakly kicked out.
 
Taylor really started to increase her attack from this point on, really going after Ariana’s back, a bodyslam was followed by two over the knee backbreakers before lifting Ariana up into an over the shoulder type backbreaker that saw the singer crying in pain and she only escaped when her bikini top slipped off to reveal her breasts. Taylor picked it up and wrapped it around Ariana’s throat and choked her with it right up to the referee’s five count. By this point Nicki had recovered enough to crawl to the ring and pull herself up to the apron but Taylor saw that and ran over and drove her knee into Nicki to send her crashing back to the floor before turning her attentions back to Ariana. She stooped to pick her up but from nowhere Ariana cradled her over into a pin and came so close to the three count. A furious Taylor made her pay for that by getting up and kicking the hell out of her before lifting her up and flinging her over the top rope to crash down atop Nicki Minaj as she was just getting up. Taylor posed much to the crowd’s ire and demanded the referee started a count out, she was content with that as a win and to get out of here with her belt intact. The referee was reluctant and his count was slow and somehow Nicki made it up to the apron for Taylor to run over and aim a kick at. That was enough to stop the count though. Exasperated Taylor hit the ropes, rebounded and flew over them with a flying dive but Nicki and Ariana between them caught her, turned her around and ran forward to ram her legs either side of the ringpost and brutally crotch her on it. It was a solid contact and Taylor immediately howled as she dropped to smack against the floor. Her challengers spoke for a second then lifted Taylor as if for a double suplex but instead dropped her down, legs either side of the metal crowd barrier crotching her hard again. The challengers then gripped the barrier and started to bounce it up and down so Taylor had an uncomfortable, bumpy ride before finally over balancing and toppling to the ground. They pulled her up by her hair and flung her into the ring and then stripped her naked, Ariana pulling off Taylor’s bra top while Nicki worked her shorts off.
 
The crowd went mental at the hated champion being stripped like that and got even louder as Ariana held her legs wide while Nicki climbed to the top turnbuckle and dived off with a diving headbutt to Taylor’s groin! Ariana then covered Taylor and the referee counted. ONE. TWO. THR…
 
The cover was broken as Nicki pulled Ariana off of Taylor by her legs and covered her herself. ONE.TWO. TH..
 
Nope that was broken too as Ariana pulled Nicki off. Nicki got up and got in her friends face and the two engaged in a shoving contest whilst Taylor lay ripe for the pinning. As the faces argues Taylor came to and waited her chance to catch Ariana as she was pushed and rolled her up for a quick two count. Both challengers reacted by stomping on Taylor before going back to locking up themselves and jockeying for position. They were starting to get increasingly frustrated with the other and Nicki finally snapped and threw a punch at Ariana, she reacted in kind and they were soon brawling. Before it got any worse Taylor interjected, running at Nicki from behind and driving her knee into the black woman’s back, she flew into Ariana and the two ended up tangled in the ropes. Taylor flipped Nicki up and over to crash to the floor while Ariana crawled away. Taylor saw her chance and ran and punted Ariana hard in the head. It was brutal kick that Ariana had no chance to block and it appeared she was out before she slumped to the mat. Quick as a flash Taylor was at her to roll her over and cover her.
 
ONE.TWO.THREE.
 
The winner in 21:00 and still World Heavyweight Champion is TAYLOR SWIFT.
 
Nicki looks up in time to see the referee hand Taylor her World title belt and slumps down with disappointment.  A naked Taylor gets out of the ring with no thoughts of humiliations and assaults with strap ons tonight., but in its own way tonight’s victory over her two rivals is humiliation enough.  In the ring Nicki climbs in as Ariana gets to her feet and the two share a glare before commiserating with each other and hugging to close out the show.
 
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So from here all roads lead to the biggest event of the year for the Federation, BITCHMANIA V.

Swift v. Gomez
Kate mIddleton v. Stephanie McMahon
Jennifer Lawrence / Brie Larson v. Scarlet Johannson & Emma Stone & Amy Adams
Beyoncé v. Rihanna
Fox / Aniston v. Bullock/Roberts
Kayley Cuoco v. Melissa Rauch
Lopez/ Azalea v Minaj & Grande
Cyrus v. Williams v. Hyland
Gal Gadot v. Kim Kardashian (prison cell brawl, loser spends 30 nights  in the slammer).