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WAR GAMES

by DarkCloud

The sold out arena roars out an ovation as the theme music for the CBF’s latest mega card plays and the countdown clock hits zero and the PPV starts beaming live around the world. And immediately the first figure to walk down the entrance ramp gets quite the divisive reaction. Junior Heavyweight Champion Sophie Turner emerges to the Game of Thrones theme music and strolls to ringside with her title belt around her waist and a cold, impassive look on her face. The crowd in the main, boo her, thinking about how she cheated to defeat her friend Maisie Williams to capture the belt then didn’t help her when Maisie was attacked by Sarah Hyland after the match. Sophie’s look suggests she doesn’t care what the crowd think. She takes her place beside the commentators to observe just who will be her next challenger as a result of this upcoming match. It is a six pack eliminator with the winner gaining the shot at next month’s big show, Halloween Horrorshow.

The first of the competitors to emerge is Zendaya. And the 23 year old relative newcomer to the Federation is clad in a sparkly Spider-man themed bikini. She seems very popular with the crowd as she bounces to the ring and salutes them. Next out is Sarah Hyland, although actually the oldest competitor in this match she doesn’t look it, the petite brunette looks extremely sexy in lacy, red bra and panties and matching stockings as she slinks her way sexily to the ring, slides in under the ropes and stares at Zendaya. Next out is Miley Cyrus who is trying to go sober and actually walks in a straight line down the ramp to the ring, she has no trademark bottle of booze with her and the dirty blonde has ditched her trailer park trash look for meshed, white one piece swimsuit. She gets a smattering of applause from the crowd trying to back her efforts to dry out.

The next participant gets a much bigger ovation though, not that Maisie Williams notices as she marches to the ring. She purposefully pulls herself into the ring and walks across to stare daggers at her former friend Sophie. Sophie barely registers Maisie’s ire though and sits with her cool expression as the girl she both cheated then refused to help glares at her. The penultimate participant gets a good ovation when she emerges too as Camila Cabello stands on the ramp and salutes the fans. The Cuban born 22 year old blows the crowd a kiss then starts down the ramp when suddenly she is attacked from behind! Her attacker? The sixth participant and her former band member, Normani! The sexy coloured girl drives her knee into Camila’s back to drop her to her knees then grabs her by the hair and her bikini briefs and runs to the side of the stage and throws her over the edge. Camila spins over and lands on her back on a wooden table that she goes through before crashing to the floor! That was an insane bump and Camila is motionless in the wreckage. Normani leaps down from the ramp and hurries over to her downed former bandmate and starts laying in stomps all over the downed Cuban.

In the ring the referee has decided to put a count on them but Normani pays it no heed, merrily kicking then punching Camila until the bell rings and the ring announcer takes instruction from the referee then announces that both Camila and Normani have been counted out and that the match will now be a four-way elimination match. Not that Normani cares, instead she hauls a lifeless Miss Cabello onto her shoulders and delivers a brutal Brock Lesnar-esque F5 with Camila’s ribs landing on the top of the metal crowd retainer. Finally, security gets out there to drag the black girl away as Camila lies on the floor coughing up blood.

Amidst that shocking start somehow things get underway properly in the ring. Miley steps up as does Maisie and the bell rings as they lock up. They jockey for position for a few moments then quick as a flash Maisie arm drags the blonde to the mat and keeps hold and turns into an armbar with her bending Miley’s limb. Miley grimaces but takes the pain and slowly gets her feet under her and nimbly slides out of the move with a spin then a cartwheel to safety. The escape gets a polite round of applause. They go to lock up again but this time Maisie strikes with a vicious series of martial arts kicks before they can and as Miley drops to her knees Maisie hits the ropes and returns with a low dropkick that flattens the blonde. Maisie is all action and determination and gets up and hits the ropes again but this time she has strayed to close to Sarah Hyland’s corner who lifts her leg and kicks Maisie upside her head as she hits the ropes. Sarah then grabs Maisie and holds her from behind and calls for Miley to get over there and take advantage. Instead Miley scowls at Sarah, turns and tags in Zendaya who springs athletically over the ropes. At the same time Maisie has struggled free on Sarah’s grip and swivels and aggressively tags in Sarah!

So all change in the ring and a somewhat reluctant Sarah hooks up with the younger actress who immediately hits her with a big hip toss to send Hyland across the ring, she gets up pouting and complaining only to walk right into a high drop kick from Zendaya followed by a cover for a two count. She’s all action and plucks Sarah from the mat, whips her to the ropes and leaps up with an athletic head scissors that wraps around Sarah’s head then spins and sends her skidding across the mat to crash out under the bottom rope. She gets unsteadily to her feet only for Maisie to leap at her off the apron and nail her with a flying forearm. They crashed in a heap and Miley Cyrus came around the apron and leapt off with a double foot stomp to both from the apron. But just as Miley landed Zendaya ran and flew over the top rope with a suicidal dive that flattened Miley and all four combatants were in an unholy tangle on the floor as the crowd roared their approval. Sophie looked on unmoving from the announcers desk.

Zendaya was the first of the combatants back in the ring and saluted the crowd as she stood up, Maisie grabs Sarah by her hair and throws her back into the ring under the bottom rope. Zendaya waits until Sarah Is standing and leaps up to sit on her shoulders and goes to spin around but Sarah blocks that then falls backwards, sharply dropping the younger girl right on her back. Sarah then scurries over and covers Zenday and with the referee counting get sher feet on the ropes for illegal leverage. ONE.TWO.THREE.

Despite struggling and trying to kick out, Sarah Hyland’s illegal use of the ropes have enabled her to get the pinfall on Zendaya and the crest fallen actress has to leave the ring. Sarah gets no celebration though as Miley rushes into the ring and punts her between the thighs from behind where she is kneeling! Sarah toppled forward and the dirty blonde was on her with a vengeance, kicking and stomping her then kneeling beside her to rub her face into the canvas roughly. She hauled her up by her hair and whipped her into the corner and charged in with a shoulder right to her gut then grabbed her ankles, dragged her out of the corner and held Sarah’s ankles wide apart and stamped down repeatedly on her pussy! Sarah howled and tried to cover up but that only led to Miley hooking her knees and propelling her up and over with a slingshot into the opposite corner. As Miley got up Maisie called out and asked for the tag and Miley stopped, looked at her and shook her head, she had unfinished business with Miss Hyland. It would have to wait a while longer though as Sarah had recovered enough to hook Miley’s waistband and use it to propel her through the ropes headfirst to crash to the floor and with Maisie still standing there Sarah scrambled over and slapped her shoulder to tag her in.

Maisie was visibly annoyed by this, she had wanted to get her hands on Sarah but she also wanted her title back and stepped into the ring just as Miley was pulling herself up on the apron. Maisie sprinted over and nailed her right in the face with a dropkick then rolled out of the ring after her. Standing right in front of Sophie and announce desk Maisie dished out a brutal series of knife edge chops that turned the blonde’s chest beet red and sent her reeling. With each chop there was a hard stare at the champion, still Sophie did not react. Maisie rolled her opponent into the ring but Sarah ran over and started kicking Miley. The referee concentrated on this and ushered Sarah back to her corner which meant he did not see Sophie Turner stand up, come behind Maisie just as she was about to get into the ring, lift her belt up and smash it down on the back of her former friend and co-star’s skull!

Maisie crumpled to the floor as the referee turned around and with Sophie stepping back the referee started a count that all too quickly rose to ten and Maisie Williams got counted out of her big chance to get a re-match. In the ring Sarah ran back in and kicked Miley in the ribs while Maisie slowly got to her knees outside and looked distraught as it dawned on her that she had lost out. Only for a moment though as Sophie was behind her again and once more brought the title belt smashing down on the back of her skull. Maisie slumped down completely unconscious as the battle for the number one contender position raged in the ring. Sarah had the clear advantage as she drove kicks then knees into Miley’s ribs before pulling her to her feet and putting her in a beautifully constructed abdominal stretch and wrenching on it in centre ring.

Sarah was at her cocky worst now, using her free hand to slap Miley in the face and goad her and call her names (most relating to Miley’s ‘struggles’ with drink) but after a minute of that a dark look passed over Miley’s face and she gave a roar of anger and powered up and flipped Sarah right over to break the manoeuvre. The crowd loved that and got right behind the blonde as she dropped on Sarah’s chest and slapped the holy hell out of her smug, pretty face. Pulling hair as she went she dragged Sarah to her feet and flung her to the ropes, kicked her in the gut upon her return then grabbed her head and nailed a spinning DDT then covered but Sarah kicked out at the last moment. Undeterred Miley threw Sarah to the ropes again and dropped her head for a backdrop but Sarah managed to leapfrog over her, hit the far ropes and spring back with a flying forearm that flattened Miss Cyrus. Sarah knelt over Miley and pushed her forearm into her face and pressed down then hauled her to her feet and stuffed Miley’s head between her thighs and went for a powerbomb but having struggled to get her up she couldn’t hold her and Miley toppled forward landing crotch onto Sarah’s face. From that fortuitous position Miley scooted forward, positioned her ass over Sarah’s face and went for a smother, she had it for a moment but Sarah stretched her legs up and cradled Miley’s arms over into a cover that got a two count. They got up together and Sarah leapt up for a headscissors but Miley caught her, turned and dropped her with a powerbomb right in the centre of the ring. Then she got up, staggered to a corner, ascended it and jumped off with a high flying legdrop from the top crashing down across Sarah’s neck. She covered and three seconds later the match had been won.

In 11:45 the winner and new number one contender for the Junior Heavyweight Championship is MILEY CYRUS. The Champion by then was half way up the ramp dragging and lifeless Maisie Williams by the hair behind her. Sophie continues to the top of the ramp and turns to glare at the celebrating Miley, waits until she is looking at her then callously delivers a vicious kerb stomp to Maisie on the metal ramp, driving her face into the unforgiving surface!

Backstage and the returning Kim Kardashian appears on screen, microphone in hand, her ugly feud with Gal Gadot finished she is back to being an interviewer. With her tonight? Katy Perry.

“Katy, before we speak I’ve got a bit of an exclusive here – highlights from the hardcore, porn gang bang film your opponent tonight, Selena Gomez, made as a result of losing last month!”

Kim and Katy are like excitable schoolgirls as they turn to look at the TV set up behind them.

On screen a glum looking Selena appears and reluctantly strips out of some slutty underwear. Bless her, Selena tries to smile but it quickly wilts when twelve guys step forward into the frame of the picture and surround her. They are some of the top guys in the porn business today of all shapes, sizes and ethnic backgrounds. Actually scratch that, they are all the same ‘size’ – fucking hugely hung! Nervously Selena drops to her knees as they crowd around her, seconds later the pop star is trying desperately to deal with the sausage party she is faced with, twelve massive, erect dicks all fighting for time with her untrained mouth.

Obviously to see the full film you would have to buy it from the CBF website but there follows a two minute teaser trailer some of the highlights being: Selena trying to fit three cocks in her mouth, Selena gagging and puking after taking too much deep throat action then getting her face rubbed in the vomit, the guys attempting to fit two cocks in her pussy, them lining up in a queue to fuck her ass one after the other, Selena taking a cock in her ass, mouth and pussy simultaneously and finishing with a jumpcut section of her face being absolutely splattered with copious amounts of cum with the last picture of her lying on her back, face plastered in cum as the guys stand over her and piss on her.

Kim turns with a smirk to a laughing Katy Perry and asks.

“How do you feel Katy, knowing you played a part in that happening?”

“Well let’s not take away from Taylor’s efforts in the Cell, I mean she squashed that bimbo like a bug. But I’ll not deny that film looks like a best seller, and Selena looks like she’s getting the treatment she deserves. But if she thought that was rough then she is going to see even rougher tonight when I get my hands on her!”

And at that the blonde Katy looks far more serious. Kim still has time for one more question though.

“Katy, you were such a goody two shoes just a few short months, why would you turn like this and indeed help the very woman, Taylor Swift, that humiliated and beat you so badly?”

“Listening to the fans, trying to please them got me nothing but pain and humiliation. I needed to change and realised I needed to be more like Taylor, so I’m learning to be a hard nosed bitch like her and it is great!”

Our next match is an all British affair as Jenna Louise Coleman faces off with Lily James. Jenna is the latest recruit to Kate Middleton’s group and is keen to make an impression and she certainly does in a short, brutal squash of her younger, taller opponent. Both had seconds for the encounter Lily coming to the ring first accompanied by her partner Lily Collins while Jenna came with the fearsome Eva Green behind her. Lily had a white two piece bikini on while Jenna had the same but in jet black.

Lily’s first error was to reach out a hand for a handshake at the start, Jenna smirked as she took it then jerked the blonde towards her and levelled her with a short clothesline. Things only got worse for her when Jenna pulled her up roughly by her hair, hooked her head and spiked her with a sharp DDT, driving her skull into the mat. As this was happening Eva had stalked around the ring and punched Lily Collins in the back of her head to stun her then hooked her with a hand around her throat before chokeslamming her right on top of the metal crowd barrier. Miss Collins back bent horribly before she slipped off the barrier and curled into the foetal position. In the ring Jenna was sitting on Lily James’s and had her in a camel clutch but instead of having her hands under her chin she was fishhooking Lily’s cheeks to hold her up much to the blonde’s discomfort. When her claws eventually slipped and Lily’s face slumped down Jenna got to her feet and pulled Lily’s head up by her hair then jumped up to land on the back of Lily’s head and drive her face into the mat with excessive force!

Jenna was determined to make an impact for her new employer so she stripped the younger blonde stark naked

Meantime Eva had done likewise to Lily Collins on the outside and then wrapped a TV camera cable around her throat and was busy choking her out. In the ring, Jenna had Lily James pressed against the ropes and was lashing her chest with a series of hard chops before pounding her pert tits with a series of uppercuts. Lily exclaimed after each blow and eventually staggered forward, Jenna stepped in behind her and wrapped her arm around her throat and cinched in a sleeper hold in the middle of the ring. There followed a minute where Lily tried to escape but failed and slowly her eyes fluttered shut and her body slumped in Jenna’s death grip until it was completely slack. It was a mere formality for the referee to lift and drop Lily’s arm three times and signal for the bell.

The winner of this glorified squash in 4:01 is JENNA LOUISE COLEMAN. Afterwards Jenna and Eva complete their dominance by rolling Lily Collins into the ring and arranging the two Lily’s in a sixty-nine position in the middle of the ring and shoving each girls face into the other’s pussy and rubbing them up and down there until both their bodies were aroused.

Backstage Kate Middleton is quite giddy and seems in a great mood having watched her underlings complete an easy victory and also at the thought of what was to come later tonight with Stephanie McMahon. But for now she is joined by the two team captains for tonight’s War Games match for the coin toss to decide which side will get the advantage through the match. Sandra Bullock stands on one side and Nicki MInaj on the other, they glower at each other with ill-disguised hate until Nicki breaks the moment with a question.

“Hey you old white bitch, gotta question for ya. You lame assed loser managed to get a fourth team mate yet? I heard no-one wanted to join you in the beating you were about to get tonight!”

Sandra glares at Nicki and snarls her answer.

“Don’t you worry about us, we’ve got a capable team member. I’d be more worried about yourself Nicki, all those women in that cage supposed to be on your side got beef with you at some point don’t they? J-Lo wore your face like a seat, so did Iggy and you don’t think for a moment Cardi B won’t turn on you in a flash girl?”

As they jostle together and come near blows The Duchess keeps them apart and decides to make things more interesting.

“Save all that fighting talk for when you are locked in the cage ladies. But I do like it and to make the stakes a little more interesting for the two of you, and sticking with the military theme of tonight, the losing captain will get a military standard buzzcut in the ring tonight after their team loses. I mean one of you will leave here a loser and a skinhead, OK? Now Sandra call.”

Kate flips the coin, Sandra calls heads and it lands on tails. Nicki smirks and we are headed back to the ring.

Where another newcomer is making her way down the ramp to the ring. Although Blake Lively did make her first appearance in the Federation last month with her shocking assault on Kaley Cuoco after Kaley’s match where she callously stubbed her cigarette out in Kaley’s eye. As such she gets quite the negative reaction from the sold out crowd, booing her, calling her names and even chucking trash at her. The long haired blonde seems to love the reaction though and totters down to the ring on her high heels in a sharp business suit and smoking a cigarette smugly. At 32 she’s a couple of years younger than her rival and she certainly hasn’t had some of the brutal battles that Kaley has had that have made her such a fan favourite. She gets a loud ovation when she emerges on the stage and marches down the ramp with a purpose. She’s in a sexy white one piece swimsuit and to the surprise of all has a white eye patch over her right eye where Blake attacked her last month!

Kaley runs the last few yards and slides into the ring and springs up and jumps at Blake and starts punching and slapping her with wild abandon. The ref seems content to let them get on with it and signals for the bell just as Kaley gets a good handful of hair and starts yanking, Blake shrieks as her scalp is assaulted and latches her own fingers into Kaley’s long, blonde hair and starts tugging back. As they brawl on the mat Kaley spots the cigarette Blake dropped and reaches out to pick it up and brings it up hoping for some payback and goes to stab it into Blake’s face but Blake spots this and gets her hand up and takes the cigarette right into her palm. She screams as Kaley pushes it in and grinds it out and Blake bails out under the bottom rope and bends over crying as she favours her burned hand. She’s not getting a break though as Kaley launches a baseball slide under the bottom ropes that sends Blake flying into the crowd barrier and as she lays on the barrier Kaley gets up, runs and clotheslines her up and over it to crash into the crowd!

The crowd love that and roar their approval as Kaley vaults the barrier and starts to whale on Blake with some big punches that send her reeling back before Kaley steps back, measures her then nails her with a big boot to the face that sends Blake sprawling in the people around her. Of course they all try to cop a feel of her sexy body. By this point they are over by the side of the ramp and Kaley pulls Blake from the clutches of the lecherous fans and hoists her up as if for a suplex but instead drops her ribs first across the top of the barrier. It’s a hell of an impact and Blake drops to her knees by the ramp in clear discomfort. A fired up Kaley hops the railing and literally tears off Blake’s suit top, revealing a black lace bra underneath. Not only that though as Blake had complimented her outfit with a tie and Kaley’s eyes lit up upon seeing it as she grabbed it, tightened it then dragged Blake like a bad dog around the ring. At each post Kaley pulled Blake to her feet and rammed her face into the steel corner pole. By the time she had completed her circuit and smashed her face into the fourth ringpost, Blake is busted open!

The fans roar their approval as they see the trickle of blood spill down Blake’s stunned face and Kaley rolls her into the ring looking to finish this. But as Kaley stands over her foe and goes to pin her Blake reaches up and scratches at Kaley’s face, catching her in her one good eye. Kaley squeals and reels away holding her face allowing Blake to roll out of the ring and gratefully haul off her own tie. And when she looks up she gets the bonus of realising that Kaley is clearly having real trouble seeing at the moment as she has her arms stretched out and is feeling for Blake even though Blake is outside the ring. Blake scurries around the ring, gets behind Kaley and kicks her right between the legs from behind. Kaley drops to her knees in pain and Blake hits her with another kick, this time to the back of her head, sending her flat on her face on the mat. From there Blake trod on, then stepped onto Kaley’s spine, jumped up and down on it then flipped and dropped on her back onto Kaley. She scurried to her feet and stood on Kaley’s legs and impressively also grabbed her arms and rolled her over into a bow and arrow submission manoeuvre that had Kaley’s squealing quickly. She held that move on for as long as she could before having to release it but it had done a real number on her opponent as Kaley Cuoco was lying on the mat feeling down towards her lower back. Blake took the opportunity to strip Kaley of her swimsuit, peeling it down her body and pulling it free then chucking the garment into the crowd (causing a scramble where it landed).

Blake then showed her strength by lifting Kaley up in both arms then dropping her back right across Blake’s outstretched knee, she then used her arms to push on Kaley’s chin and knee to bend her frame even further, to her clear discomfort. However, in a real twist of irony Kaley managed to free herself when her flailing arms managed to poke Blake in the eye and force her to drop Kaley to the mat. After a moment Kaley dragged herself to her feet via the ropes just in time for Blake charging at her, Kaley ducked and backdropped her foe up and over the top rope to crash down to the floor via the ring apron. Both women were toiling now and as Blake struggled to her feet outside the ring Kaley tried to get her senses together above her, she did and reached down and grabbed Blake’s hair and pulled her off her feet by it! Screeching and crying Blake managed to get up to a sitting position on the apron before Kaley lifted her by the hair again this time Blake was ready and deliberately reached up and jammed a sharpened fingernail right into Kaley’s good eye! Kaley dropped to her knees and howled in agony as Blake pulled herself into the ring, got in behind her and lifted her up and dropped her with a big German suplex. Blake hurried over and pulled Kaley to her feet and in quite the show of strength lifted her and turned her over so Kaley’s body as trapped upside down being held by her opponent for a Tombstone piledriver. Blake stepped up to her tiptoes then dropped down sharply dropping Kaley right on her skull before covering her for the ONE…TWO…THREE.

The winner in 7:12 is BLAKE LIVELY. She is not down though, wiping blood and sweat from her brow she rolls out of the ring and retrieves her jacket and searches it for a cigarettes and lighter, lights it, takes a drag then rolls back into the ring. She stands and smokes over the still prone body of Kaley Cuoco, taking a deep drag then casually squats down and callously stubs her smoke out in Kaley’s ‘good’ eye. Kaley immediately screams in pain and the referee and security get in there to drag Blake away but she just smirks, she has made her mark and slowly walks up the ramp getting booed mercilessly and getting pelted with more crap. In the ring Kaley lies on the mat, writhing in agony as the ringside doctor tries to get a look at her eye. You have to wonder if the damage is permanent will this be the last we see of Kaley Cuoco in a CBF ring?

“Brie Larson, you had a huge win last month over Gal Gadot. What is next for you?”

This question from Krysten Ritter backstage.

“Well….”

Brie’s response gets no further as she is absolutely hammered by a chair across her back from behind. The wielder of the chair? Scarlett Johannsson. Who, when Brie drops to her knees, then proceeds to hammer her several more times with the chair

Having been shocked by the initial assault Krysten made a move to break this further attack up but as she did was hit from behind by a baseball bat and outstepped Margot Robbie to then use the bat on Brie as well. With Brie totally out of commission Scarlett bent and used cable tie on her wrists and ankles before she and Margot dragged her away. Hopefully we’ll find out what they are up to later…

Back to the ring and the lights go out completely before a low, eerie, hypnotic music track starts to play and a red spotlight shines to the top of the ramp where stands Megan Fox. The hated Megan Fox. The criminally insane Megan Fox. The celeb crippler, she is wearing a black mesh one piece swimsuit and grinning manically. Why wouldn’t she? She’s getting what she wants tonight, one last shot at beating on her old tag champion partner, Angelina Jolie. The usually noisy crowd are hushed at Megan’s entrance, perhaps thinking that tonight might finally be the night Megan goes too far.

That feeling of unease is not dispelled at the removal of the light show and the appearance of her opponent. Angelina has been retired from in ring action for nearly two years now, retired due to the physical violence inflicted on her by Megan. She stands on the ramp in a silver one piece bikini, still looking great but as she walks down the ramp supported by her walking stick there is the very definite sense of car crash TV about to happen.

Of course Angelina agreed to this match to save her latest protégé Alicia Vikander, but at what cost? And worse, this is an unsanctioned match where anything goes.

Angelina definitely has the sympathy and support of the live and viewing public. They know how she was violently turned on by her former partner and then how her career even more violently ended. The 44 year old may be the favourite with the crowd but she is a real long shot with the oddsmakers.- and with good reason. She hobbles to the ring supports by her walking stick and makes quite the show of struggling to get up the steps before rolling into the ring, across the ring Megan watches and smirks at her rivals struggles.

There is a referee and he helps Angelina to her feet and as the two foes face each other he reminds them that this is an unsanctioned match. This effectively means that he is there to count pinfalls or submissions only, there is no Disqualifications and it is an anything goes encounter with zero liability to the Federation should things go too far. Most normal people feel a tingle to their spine as this is announced and the camera focuses on Megan Fox’s wolfish grin. It is a grin that is wiped from her face as just after the referee says this Angelina swiftly lifts her cane and swings it to catch Miss Fox on the side of her head! She just saw it coming in time that is is only a glancing blow but it was enough to spin her around and drop her too her knees. Angelina steps forward, hooks her cane under Megan’s chin and pulls back choking her with it and the crowd go wild as the bell is frantically sounded and we are underway. Despite that shocking attack Megan is quickly back with it and is powering her way up from the choke, Angie feels it happening and rather than fight back she lifts the cane in both hands and smacks it down on the top of Megan’s skull, then raises it and repeats the move. She does that five times before Megan slumps on her back, blood trickling from her scalp and Angelina drops to cover her. She gets a two count before Megan flings her off.

Angelina gets up and it’s clear her movement is nowhere near as bad as she was making out on her journey to the ring, maybe her spinal surgery all those years ago won’t be a factor tonight? She pulls Megan up and stuffs her head between her thighs and lifts her up and falls back with a piledriver, dropping her foe on the top of her head. Again she covers and again Megan kicks out strongly. Undeterred Angelina lifts Megan up for another piledriver but Megan blocks it and drives her foe back into a corner before launching a series of shoulder blocks into her gut to get an advantage. Megan backs up and runs in with a forearm shot before grabbing Angelina and whipping her from one corner into the opposing one at a hell of a rate, hitting back first. It is not the sort of blow someone who has taken the injuries that Angelina has should be taking. Her face is pained and her back arches as the ropes hold her up. Megan smiles as she walks over, steps up the ropes over Angelina and pulls her up by the hair to sit on the turnbuckle. She hooks her arm over Angie’s shoulder and goes for a superplex but Angie grabs the top rope, blocks it then stabs her hand into Megan’s throat and pushes her off to fall back first into the ring. Megan lies in the centre of the ring and makes an inviting target so Angie steps up to stand on the turnbuckle before leaping off with a big elbow drop from the top and a cover that very nearly gets the three count. But as Angelina gets to her feet she grimaces, that landing on her hip was hard and she clearly felt it. She stoops to pull Megan up and Megan grabs her swimsuit and uses it to catapults Angie through the ropes to crash to the floor. Megan rolls out under the bottom rope, scoops up Angelina then walks over to the ring steps and slams her back right on them!

That was a brutal looking blow and Angelina cries out as she slides down then off them to lie on the floor. Megan wipes her face and when her hand comes away with blood on it she is both surprised and angry. She pulls Angelina up to her face, takes a handful of her hair and rams her face into the steel corner pole. That brings a solid thud, as do the further ten times she does it until Angelina is busted open at her eye and nose. Then Megan kicks the steel stairs apart and drags her opponent over to them before standing on them and positioning her for a piledriver atop them. At the last moment Angelina fights back and they both topple off them to the floor!

As they lay flat out on the floor the crowd try to get behind Angelina, they are desperate for Megan to get hers tonight. But it is the younger woman first to her feet and she glances in her opponents direction to see she is not up and stalks off to shove the timekeeper aside and grab his chair. She folds it flat and comes back to where Angelina is pulling herself up with her hands using the steps to push herself up right. Megan stands over her with the chair raised almost like an executioner above the chopping block and brings the chair down viciously designed to smash into Angelina and squash her head between chair and stair. But at the last minute some survival instinct kicked in and Angelina dodged the blow and the chair shot hit nothing but steel. Megan cried out as the vibrations hit her and forced her to drop the chair and feel at her ringing fingers. Angie dug into the depths of her reserves and ran at her former partner and speared her in the gut, driving her to the floor. She pulled herself up and straddled Megan and reigned a flurry of punches to Megan’s face before getting up and hauling Megan up and stuffing her head between her thighs and eyeing up a powerbomb with the bottom set of metal steps as her target for landing. But she didn’t have the strength and Megan reversed it into a backdrop with Angelina’s back landing hard and ugly on the metal steps Megan came round and kicked Angie onto her front, grabbed the chair and this time when she brought it smashing down Angelina’s skull was trapped between the two objects. Angie twitched horribly and Megan smiled, put the chair down and casually stripped her of the swimsuit to leave Angelina naked as the day she was born.

Megan pushed Angelina onto her back, still lolling on the bottom half of the steps and reached her hand down between Angelina’s thigh and began to play with her pussy! Yes, mid match Megan was masturbating her opponent! She worked her furiously and as the stunned crowd watched on agog a large dspray of fluid erupted from Angelina Jolie’s cunt on live PPV! Megan had made her cum! Grinning like a Cheshire cat Megan shoved Angie down to her knees and picked up the chair then smashed it down across her head with unbelievable ferocity. It must have been the hardest chair shot seen in the Federation. The chair bent and buckled around Angelina’s head and her eyes rolled up and she toppled to her side, clearly done. But Megan wasn’t. She pulled the wreckage of the chair off Angelina then lifted her limp body up, turned her upside down then stepped up onto the stairs holding Angelina in position for a Tombstone piledriver but instead of dropping her on top of the stairs she stepped off the stairs and dropped down to spike her head into the concrete a couple of feet lower!

The crowd was hushed now and didn’t react as Megan covered and got the easy three count for the win. She stood and posed atop her vanquished foe and Angelina did not move. Megan had virtually crippled her in their last match and it would appear she has finished the job this time!

The winner in 13:00 is MEGAN FOX. And we are left to question if anyone can stop her violent rampage through the Federation.

Backstage Krysten Ritter and Kristen Bell are speaking in hushed tones about what has just happened when they are interrupted by four stern looking, conservatively dressed women. Their leader is Emma Watson (who hasn’t been seen in the Federation for some time) and she seems to speak for them all when Krysten turns, laughs and their look and asks contemptuously.

“And who are you supposed to be?”

An angry look crosses Emma’s face but she lets it pass and grabs the microphone from Miss Bell.

“We are the voice of the reasonable, the sensible, the righteous. Some of our detractors like to call us Feminazis so that will do for a name for just now, show them ladies.”

With that the other women are shown to be Ruth Wilson, Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron and they step forward and attack the two backstage interviewers. Bell goes down easily to a big right hand from Charlize but Ritter stands her ground for a while before being forced down and even then she swings fists back but Emma joins the fray and kicks her in the side of the head to put her down too. Emma turns to the camera and announces.

“This is just a taste, any other woman that wants to mock us or falls below our standards of behaviour will suffer even worse.”

She finishes with a kick to Krysten’s head before she and her cohorts march off and clearly we have a new faction in the Federation.

We return to ringside in time to see Angelina Jolie being very carefully lifted on a stretcher board and gently carried to a waiting ambulance. She hasn’t moved since the end of her match and from the hushed looks at ringside there is clearly a major concern for her health.

Once she and the EMT’s have left the arena, music hits and Katy Perry skips her way out and down the ramp to the ring. She is treated to a solid booing from the crowd, her reasons given earlier for aiding Taylor Swift may make sense to her but the crowd hate them and are not in a forgiving mood. This despite the fact Katy is wearing the skimpiest of yellow, string bikinis. She bounces to the ring and smiles as she awaits her foe. Selena’s music hits but there is no sign of her and Katy goes to the ropes and stares up. Meantime Selena emerges through the crowd behind the ring, hops the fence and slides in behind an unknowing Miss Perry. Selena is wearing a black bikini and she waits for Katy to turn then charges and sends her flying over the top rope with a huge clothesline. As Katy get unsteadily to her feet Selena hits the ropes, returns and launches herself up and over the ropes to fly into Katy with a suicidal dive that wipes them both out. The bell rings as they lie in a heap at ringside.

Selena is first up and drags Katy up by her hair, shoves her against the ring and absolutely nails her with three loud, hard and vicious knife edge chops that make most watchers wince. This is proving cathartic to Selena, she had been having the year of her life, winning the Royal Rumble, winning the World Title and then it had all turned to shit, two straight losses to Taylor Swift had seen her lose the World Title and been humiliated after and it was her opponent tonight that had contributed to last months loss. As if thinking just that she grabbed Katy’s arm and whipped her across the floor to slam, face first into the ringpost and careen off to the side collapsing on the floor.

The fans are loving this new Selena and roar their approval as she jumps up to the apron, waits until Katy is to her feet then runs along it and dives off with a flying clothesline that flattens Katy. Grabbing her by the hair she pulls her back to the ring and flings her back in under the bottom rope. Again Selena nips up to the apron and waits for an unsteady Katy to rise before springboarding to the top rope and leaping off with a flying headscissors but from somewhere Katy finds the strength to block Selena’s momentum, hold her in place, run across the ring and drop her with a ring shaking powerbomb to completely halt Miss Gomez’s advantage.

Katy crawls over and roughly tugs off Selena’s bikini top and slaps her tits about humiliatingly before straddling Selena’s chest and this time plunging her own, ample cleavage down onto Selena’s face for a breast smother attempt. Selena bucked and wriggled and somehow managed to free herself from that predicament but with her on her hands and knees she was easy prey for a couple of clubbing forearms to the back of her neck that dropped her to the canvas and allowed Katy to sit on her back and hook her hands under Selena’s chin and pull back in an excruciating looking camel clutch submission move. Selena is suffering in that move for a few minutes before she pounds her foot on the mat and gets the crowd clapping along and powers up onto her knees and stands up with Katy still clinging to her in a modified sleeperhold. Selena runs and jumps and turns all at the same time to squash Katy in a corner and break the hold. Then turnabout being fair play she rips off Katy’s bikini top and starts slapping her big tits about in the corner!

And Selena fairly works off her recent frustrations on Miss Perry’s bouncing boobs! She turns slaps into punches into big uppercuts until the older woman scrambles through the ropes and drops to the floor and literally runs away. Selena is right after her and when Katy stops she gets a high knee to the back that propels her flying forward on her face on the metal ramp. Selena pulls her up by her hair and marches her back to the ring and rolls her back in then hops up to the apron herself and prepares to jump up to the top rope when the jumbo screen comes to life and some of the more explicit and extreme clips from her porn video start playing. It distracts Selena, makes her pause and turn in embarrassed surprise as the arena is filled with images of her face being sprayed by load after load of cum.

Selena stops and stares in horror at the big screen, this delay allows Katy to get up and she comes behind Selena and hooks her arm around her throat from behind with a tight sleeper hold. Realising her predicament Selena tried to struggle but Katy moves forward to shove Selena’s feet off the apron whilst keeping the sleeper in place. Selena dangles like that for a moment before Katy steps back and manages to suplex Selena up and back with a snap sleeper suplex that drops Selena on her head in the middle of the ring. That breaks the sleeper hold but does leave Selena prone on her back in the middle of the ring and Katy rolls over, squats over her, facing down her body and presses her large breasts over Selena’s face and pushes down. The younger singer barely manages a struggle before her limbs go limp and with Katy still applying the breast smother the referee easily lifts and drops Selena’s arms three times before signalling for the bell.

The winner in 7:47 is KATY PERRY and she celebrates by keeping her smother in place, clearly enjoying her first win in the Federation for quite some time. The opposite is , of course, the case for Selena Gomez, as this is her third straight loss. And after Katy finally releases her smother there is one further humiliation for the former World Champion as Katy wipes the soles of her boots on Selena’s lips then plucks a black marker pen from inside her boot and uses it to write a large, thick letter L on Selena’s forehead before leaving her laying in the ring.

Time to catch up with another of the big losers from last month’s PPV and their forfeit as there plays a video package covering Beyoncé’s month spent as a prostitute.

The footage picks up with her arrival at a dark and seedy brothel in the city. The proud singer/actress is led inside and next we see she had changed into the skankiest, sleaziest outfit imaginable and is leading an older guy into a bedroom. The footage cuts to her on all four on a bed getting pumped doggy style on the bed before then cutting to a variety of clips of her with various clients in compromising situations and positions. Old guys, young guys, big guys, small guys, white, black and Asian guys. Her with a woman, her as a Dominatrix beating a guy, the next with her tied up and being beating as a submissive. Clips of a Beyoncé sandwich, servicing two men at once and all these clips interspersed with other clips of money being handed over. Finally the video comes to an end and Beyoncé appears on the stage. She is dressed in a cheap looking black mesh top over a black bra, has a tiny red miniskirt and is tottering on really high, cheap and nasty red high heels. She is wearing stockings with several rips and holes in them and has her hands cuffed behind her back. Behind her come Rihanna and Rita Ora. They are laughing and push and prod Beyoncé down the ramp, she is trying so hard not to trip but does fall to her knees at the bottom of the ramp. Rihanna cruelly pulls her up by her hair and shoves her into the ring though leaves her on her knees as she and Rita get in, stand over her and take possession of the microphone and address the disapproving audience.

“Well unfortunately the month is nearly over for Beyoncé the whore, she can go back to sucking cock for free from tomorrow. But with tonight being her last night as a working girl we have a treat for you in the crowd. Some lucky guy or girl is going to be blown by Beyoncé, in this very ring, right now!”

Beyoncé glares up but doesn’t move as Rita takes the mic and takes out a piece of paper and speaks.

“And the lucky winner is in Section A, Row ZA, Seat 13. C’mon up here, you are a winner!”

A spotlight circles the ringside area then finally settles on a great big, obese, redneck guy who is standing and waving. Security comes over and leads him to the ring and once he is at ringside we can see how gross and obese he really is. Rihanna and Rita are pissing themselves laughing when they see the guy and he struggles into the ring.

“Well sir, and what is your name?” asks Rita.

“Ma name is Buck” he drawls wheezily.

“Well Buck this is your lucky night, for the princely sum of ten dollars Beyoncé Knowles will give you a blow job in this very ring. You got the cash Buck?”

He pulls out a battered old wallet and pays for Beyoncé’s sexual services. She is looking utterly disgusted and that look only gets worse when he undoes his belt and folds of flab roll out with his dick virtually hidden beneath. Rihanna grabs her by the hair and drags her face over and shoves it in his crotch and ‘helps’ her give this grotesque man head in public. This surely is the nadir of Beyoncé’s life. The guy quickly cums and Beyoncé ends up with his jizz on her face and in her hair as he leaves the ring and her two tormentors announce.

“There is still a couple of hours left in this bitch’s career as a whore, so we are going to take her to an alley out back and make her walk the streets touting for business, hope you all enjoyed the show!”

And with that Rita and Rihanna lead a particularly downcast Beyoncé out of the ring and up the ramp. As they go they pass Kate Middleton who is walking down he ramp in the other direction and Beyoncé for a moments turns a hateful gaze up on the Duchess. Kate just smirks and blows her a kiss before continuing down to the ring and lifting up the discarded microphone.

“And from one loser to another, yes it’s time for the next instalment of the Stephanie McMahon Challenge, come on Steph get your fat ass down here!”

The former owner of the Federation appeared on the stage in her, by now usual, garb of being naked. Herhair is still in the ruined ugly state we last saw it in after ‘losing’ her challenge last month, resembling a monks tonsure but with the hair at the back being left long. Of course her previously surgically enhanced bosom is now as flat as a pancake thanks to her loss to Kate at Bitchmania. She cuts a sad figure as she descends the ramp towards the ring. Kate smirks at her and gets back on the mic.

“Now as you all no doubt know one of most unfair, unreasonable things that happened to me in my time here was when I was branded as a result of losing a match. Well tonight you are going to see that stipulation once more as Stephanie faces my dear sister in law, Meghan Markle!”

And to a Royal Fanfare Meghan emerges in a sleek white one piece swimsuit, she is flanked by Royal bodyguard Eva Green and trailing them is Charlotte Flair and Pippa Middleton who are carrying the large pail of red hot coals with the branding iron sticking up from it. The crowd are hushed at this, realising that things are going to the extreme here, as stated there has only been one instance previously where a loser of a match in The Federation has actually been branded. This, taken with the impossible situation that Stephanie has found herself in since losing her big match means nearly everyone watchin gknows what a set up this is, just another chance for Kate to exercise her vindictiveness on her former rival.

“Now I wanted to see this match at close level so I have decided to referee this match myself to ensure fairness. To re-iterate the rules and stipulations, this is a one fall match and the loser of this match will be subject to getting this brand placed on their ass!”

At ringside Charlotte plucks the branding iron from the coals and we can see the word “WHORE” backwards and glowing red on the end. Meghan steps to the middle and stands across from Stephanie and looking supremely confident as she listens to Kate go over the rules. Unseen by Meghan, Kate puts her hand out behind her sister-in-law and gives a thumbs down signal to Eva. At this signal Eva pulls a clear plastic bag from her pocket, opens it and steps forward and hooks it over an unsuspecting Meghan's head! Kate pushes Stephanie back as Eva tightens her grip, forcing Meghan to her knees and you can see her desperately fighting for a breath through the plastic. As Meghan eventually goes limp and slumps to her side Eva removes the bag and Kate steps up and signals for the bell!

A stunned Stephanie just stands there dumbstruck but as Kate points at her downed foe she seems to get a glimmer of understanding, she rolls Meghan over onto her back and covers her. ONE.TWO.THREE

The winner in 0:15 is STEPHANIE McMAHON. Once that is done Steph is pushed into a corner and Eva pulls Meghan to her feet, rips off her swimsuit and shoves her against the ropes, draping her arms over the top rope. Charlotte catches her wrists from outside and holds her in place as Pippa slides the bucket and branding iron into the ring. An incredibly smug and evil looking Kate Middleton pulls the branding iron up and seems wrapt by the glowing amber edge before putting it back and lifting the microphone.

“You were always so desperate to keep reminding me of my own branding Meghan, well here’s one of your very own!”

And with that Kate dropped the microphone, put both hands on the handle of the branding iron and jammed the sizzling hot head into the Duchess of Sussex’s right butt cheek. Meghan screamed an ear piercing scream and writhed but Eva and Charlotte held her firmly in place as Kate continued to hold the branding iron in place before finally removing it and dropping it back in the bucket of coals. She was grinning from ear to ear as she picked up the mic and spoke again, right at the crying Meghan’s ear.

“You see you little half breed slut, you aren’t good enough for this family, MY family So you can take this as you being excommunicated as of right now. But you are still under a long term contract to the Federation Meghan dear, so next month I have a big match for you against Eva Green inside a solid steel cage!”

The fans booed, Meghan continued to howl in pain and Kate grinned then turned to the cornered Stephanie McMahon.

“Congratulations Steph, you actually won a match! Well done!”

And with that announcement Kate Middleton dropped the mic and left the ring, flanked by Eva, Charlotte and Pippa and trailed by a miserable looking Stephanie. Meghan collapsed to the mat and lay in unutterable agony as finally EMT’s rushed to the ring to aid her.

Backstage a delighted Katy Perry literally skips into Taylor Swift’s dressing room and they hug and kiss each other on the cheeks.

“Well done Katy, see, didn’t I tell you to be more like me and you would see an immediately improvement in results? Didn’t I?”

“Oh yes, you did Taylor. Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

“Now I need you to help me out and make sure I leave here tonight still the World Heavyweight Champion. You do that and I will have a very special treat for you baby.”

And with that Taylor leans forward, plants her lips right on Katy’s and they share a long, lingering, passionate, French kiss that the camera is clearly reluctant to back away from.

The lights are down in the arena and a series of searchlights sweep at differing angles right across the building as the double cage for the War Games match ominously descends to encircle the double ring that will be used for the next match.

Out first are the heel team of Nicki MInaj, Cardi B, Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea, this cocky collection of music superstars look supremely confident and all four are wearing matching combat fatigue bra and shorts and boots and look the part as they march down to their corner of the cage where a door awaits them. Their opponents are led out by the World Tag Team Champions, Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts, they are followed by Ariana Grande and then after a dramatic pause Natalie Portman emerges as the fourth member of the team. She gets a huge ovation for what will be her debut in the Federation. These four are all in matching bright pink string bikini’s and look amazing as they descend the ramp and wave to the crowd.

As team Captain Sandra marches right up to the cage door, swings it open and steps inside and shouts for Nicki to match her. For a moment it looks like the black rapper will take her up on it but as she climbs up the stairs she steps aside to allow Jennifer Lopez to enter instead, whilst making all sorts of vulgar comments and threats to her rival captain.

The doors are closed by the outside referees and the match begins. Sandra and J-Lo circle each other before they lock up and test each other’s strength with Sandra initially having the upper hand and backing Jen into a corner. Ever the opportunist Jennifer kicks Sandra in the gut, spins her around into the corner then lashes in several knife edge chops before hauling her opponent out and whipping her across the ring, face first into the opposite turnbuckle, before she hits though Sandra leaps up, balances on the middle rope then springs back with a back elbow that catches J-lo right in the face. Sandra rolls over and kneels beside her downed foe and lays in a flurry of punches, then grabs her by the hair and smashes the back of her skull repeatedly against the mat. Sandra then lifts her up by her hair and flings her through the ropes so that her face slams into the mesh cage wall. Sandra pulls her up so she is standing and stands right behind her then rams Jennifer’s face into the mesh again and again and finishes with rubbing it back and forth until she had drawn first blood as there is a cut on J-Lo’s forehead that is already leaking blood. Sandra reverses then runs and goes for a dropkick to the back of Jennifer’s head but Jen dropped and Sandra hit nothing and fell hard on her back, winding her. Feeling her face wet and seeing her own blood on her hand as she raises it Jennifer is incensed and stamps the hell out of Sandra on the mat then pulls her up and returns the favour of ramming her head first into the cage wall, actually she propels her head first into all four cage walls, one after the other before gaining more revenge and ramming Sandra’s face into the cage wall, getting in behind her and rubbing and grinding her forehead into the mesh too. Only Jennifer does it longer and harder than Sandra had and when she finally relents and Sandra drops to her knees we can see that she had been bust open big time and the whole of her forehead is claret red. And if that wasn’t bad enough the counter begins to count down and at ten the klaxon sounds and this time Nicki Minaj is only too pleased to step up and enter the cage.

Nicki call out to J-Lo to hold Sandra’s face right up against the mesh and she runs up behind and absolutely slams her knees into the back of Sandra’s head just sandwiching it between knee and mesh . The camera outside the cage perfectly captured the moment of impact as Sandra’s forehead was forcefully driven right into the steel mesh. Nicki and J-Lo had to literally peel Sandra off the cage wall and you could actually see the diamond pattern of the cage on her bloody skin. The heels showed little concern though and as Jennifer hoisted Sandra up to sit atop a turnbuckle Nicki climbed another and when Miss Lopez superplexed Sandra to the mat Nicki jumped off and delivered a big splash right onto her rival captain then scooted up her body to plant her ass right over Sandra’s bloody face. Then the klaxon sounded and the second member of the good girl team flew into the ring. It was Ariana Grande and she ran up the stairs, vaulted the top rope, nailed the onrushing J-Lo with a spinning leg lariat then sprung up to balance on the top rope and launched herself into the second ring with an unerring dropkick that nailed the back of Nicki’s head, knocking her off the prone Sandra. Ariana’s energetic entrance certainly got the crowd back in the match and they roared on the youngest person in this war as she pulled her former friend Nicki Minaj up by her long hair and ran over to fling her face first into the cage wall. The crowd counts along as Ariana grips Nicki’s ponytail and uses it to pound her face time and again into the cage wall. She only stops when Jennifer Lopez nails her with a knee into the back from behind, then stuffs Ariana’s head between her thighs and hoists her up for a powerbomb, but Ariana managed to block the momentum and turn that into a head scissors that sends J-Lo spilling away through the ropes. From behind her Nicki has got to her feet but the energetic Ariana, glances over her shoulder, sees her then nails her with a perfect superkick to the chin that knocks her down before helping a bloody Sandra Bullock to her feet.

J-Lo had fallen through the ropes and eventually got up in the second ring, whereupon Ariana once again sprung up to the top rope and leapt at her with a flying forearm that knocked her down whilst in the other ring Sandra was trading punchers with Nicki. Then the klaxon sounded to allow the third member of the heel team to enter. It’s Cardi B who steps up and enters the cage. With Ariana having forced J-Lo to a corner and kicking her Cardi come sup behind her, wraps her arms around her waist and literally lifts and flings her back with a crushing German suplex that bends the pop Princess in two! Cardi steps over and helps Jennifer up to her feet then steps through the ropes to the second ring, where Nicki is in a corner and being chopped by Sandra. Cardi charges, looking to squash the brunette between the two black women but at the last moments Sandra side steps and instead Cardi crashed face first into Nicki! They come apart and share an annoyed look but only for a second as Sandra grabs their heads and smacks them together. She turns and sees Ariana in trouble as J-Lo has lifted her and this time does powerbomb her in the other ring but decides to keep up her attack on her challengers for the tag titles charging at them. But her delay costs her as Cardi grabs her, turns and plants her into the canvas with a crushing belly-to-belly suplex and Nicki follows up by dropping a thunderous legdrop across Sandra’s throat. The two then stand over her and stamp the holy hell out of her before picking her up and both propelling her across the ring, through the ropes and once more head first into the cage wall. The outside camera gets up close as the blood covered Sandra literally slides down the mesh inside.

Over in the other ring Jennifer is dominating Ariana, bodyslamming her repeatedly before catching her in a tight bear hug and trying to squeeze the life out of her. The younger woman is struggling there when the klaxon goes off again and this time Julia Roberts runs into the ring and her first action is to hit J-Lo with a low blow that forces her to drop Ariana, Julia doesn’t hang around and gets through the ropes and attacks Nicki and Cardi as they stand over Sandra with a series of punches alternating between the pair of them sending them apart, reeling. Eventually she settles on punching Cardi, backing her into a corner and climbing to the middle turnbuckle to drive home her blows. Nicki moves to attack Julia from behind but somehow Sandra raises the strength to trip her ankle and bring her down on her face and holds on to keep her from interfering. In the other ring, Ariana is back on the offense and hits couple of dropkicks before ascending the corner to lepa off with a flying body press but J-Lo actually catches her and in quite the impressive show of strength she lifts her up, military presses her overhead then throws Ariana lawn dart style, face first into the cage wall. Ariana crumpled and fell down across the top rope and to the amusement of the crowd Jennifer was able to step up and was able to deliver a long, hard spanking to Ariana’s pert backside. Despite it being heel on face the crowd loved that and even counted along with each slap of her hand.

The cameras suddenly focus on the last member of the heel quartet, Iggy Azalea, as the blonde Australian is clearly up to something in her corner, trying to push something through the cage. Before we can see what it was the klaxon sounds and she rushes into the cage and their door is locked behind her. With J-Lo dominating and humiliating Ariana she concentres on the other ring, running up behind Julia and clubbing her in the back then stepping forward to take her sitting on her shoulders. As Julia waved her arms, trying to escape, Cardi saw the chance and stepped up to stand on the turnbuckle before leaping at them with a flying clothesline that thundered into Julia, turned her inside out and sent her splatting to the canvas. After that both Iggy and Cardi hurried over to where Nicki and Sandra were lying on the mat scratching at each other and beat down Sandra some more then dragged her over to the corner Iggy had been busy at minutes earlier. Now we can see she has attached one cuff of a pair of handcuffs to the cage and pushed the other into the cage. The three women batter the bloody Sandra Bullock some more, then stretch out her arm and Iggy, after a struggle manages to snap the other end of the cuffs around Sandra’s left wrist!

Sandra kicks out but she is now badly restricted and can do nothing as Nicki and Cardi step over to Julia and pick her up and dump her down with a double suplex. Iggy, meantime steps through the ropes and joins Jennifer in chopping and stomping Ariana in a corner as the final countdown comes on for the last participant to enter the War Games cage.

The klaxon sounds and an impatient Natalie Portman hurries into the ring. The 38 year old actress charges in and spears the waiting Iggy immediately but J-Lo is on her straight away and brawls with her into a corner, preventing her getting to the other ring. And in the other ring Nicki and Cardi were doubling up big time on Julia, a huge double backdrop, was followed up by a two person powerbomb, then a nasty lookong spiked piledriver with Nicki really pushing down on Julia’s feet to spike her skull into the canvas. All the while the blood soaked Sandra could only look on as her partner was destroyed.

In the other ring Natalie was getting the better of J-Lo, beating her down but Iggy crawled up behind her and hammered a forearm up between her legs to drop her to her knees. As she stood though Ariana mustered another wind from somewhere and shuffled over and hit a perfect superkick to the blonde’s chin that toppled her but as she turned J-Lo wrapped her arm around her throat from behind and sunk a sleeper hold in tightly.

Metres away Cardi has Julia’s legs bent right back in high angle Boston Crab while Nicki is sat on Julia’s back, has her hands under Julia’s chin and is pulling back in a Camel Clutch. Julia’s back is cruelly bent and she is in very obvious distress. Julia is facing right into the corner where Sandra is slumped on her back on the bottom ropes and Sandra looks extremely upet as she watches her friend and partner tortured like that. The black rappers continue the punishment and wrench even harder on either side and Julia howls in pain but still does not submit but Sandra can’t take this anymore and cries out.

“I submit! I give up! Submit!”

Sandra knew that giving up would see not just her team lose this huge match but would also cost her her hair but rather than see her partner take any further punishment she elected to submit herself! It was quite the act of sacrifice. It was somewhat wasted though as Cardi and Nicki kept up their double team for some time further before eventually releasing a limp Julia from their clutches before unceremoniously throwing her out the cage door. J-Lo and Iggy ushered Ariana and Natalie out the other door and left themselves which left Sandra in the cage alone with Cardi and Nicki.

Iggy ran around the cage and passed in the key to the cuffs and an electric shaver to Nicki as Cardi stomped on Sandra some more before releasing her wrist and dragging her to the middle of the ring. Nicki stood behind Sandra and pulled her long brunette hair back, exposing her badly bloodied features then plunged the buzzing shaver harshly into Sandra’s scalp, crudely pulling it the length of her head right down the middle, creating big, ugly gap in her hair straight away. Sandra just kneels there and does not react as the two black bitches take the next five minutes to shave her head completely bald. It’s a humiliating end for the tag Champion, made all the worse as Nicki gets a microphone and throws a handful of Sandra’s shorn hair in the air and proclaims.

“You old, white bitch first we take your hair, next we take your belts!”

We switch to a video unit somewhere in the desert. Brie Larson Is laying on the sand and slowly coming to her senses. The camera pans back to reveal she is naked and has chains around her wrists and ankles. We see, standing to the right Scarlett Johansson and Margot Robbie are holding the other ends of the chains and between them and the struggling Brie is a tall, wide cactus. Brie sees it seconds before they starts pulling on the chains, she cries out and tries to stop her forward momentum but fails and they drag her at top speed to collide hard with the large cactus! Brie howls as she is jabbed and pierced in multiple places and Scarlett comes up to her and goads her before she and Margot wrap the four chains tightly around Brie’s body and the cactus leaving her completely stuck there as they (and their cameraman) get into their jeep and drive away cackling!

And in more humiliation for the good girls we go to another outside broadcast in a dark and dingy alley at the back of the arena where Beyoncé is completing the last moments of her month as a prostitute by being fucked from behind from some homeless guy (who Rihanna gave the money to) while bent over a bin. It’s an ignominious end to a month of hell for the former World Champion and as she is pumped back and forth she is sobbing. We are just in time for the vagrant to shoot his load in her then stagger away as Beyoncé just lays there on the bin two figures come and put a coat over her and usher her away to a waiting limo, her servitude complete. One of the figures looks vaguely familiar…

And now we come to the Main Event of the night. A match that should have taken place nearly a year ago before Jennifer Lawrence got embroiled in a feud with the former friends headed by Scarlett Johansson. Tonight there should be no such distractions and J-Law will finally get her World Title shot. And it is the challenger that makes her way out first. The double cage structure has been raised into the rafters whence it came and the arena lights go out before a spotlight focus’s on the top of the ramp and the beautiful blonde, Jennifer Lawrence stands and salutes the crowd. The 29 year old actress is in a dazzling gold shorts and bra top and it is easy to see that as a slight at the champion who always wears silver. J-Law moves down the ramp slapping fans hands and circles the ring doing likewise before rolling into the ring and soaking up the audience’s ovation After a night where the heels have dominated and the good girls have mostly been humiliated this is the last chance for a happy ending to the night.

But it won’t be easy or straightforward and that is emphasised as the Champion’s music hit and out struts Taylor Swift, giant World Title belt draped over her shoulder and looking ultra confident, as she should given she is a two time World Champion and has not been out of the Main Event picture for the best part of two years now. She is wearing her usual silver bra and shorts outfit and does make a face when she sees J-Laws outfit but rather than do anything she returned to the entrance, stoops and picks up a large silver briefcase and carries it down the ramp towards the ring. She doesn’t need to ask a cameraman to come over as she cracks it open and we look inside to see a massive, black plastic strap on dildo.

“That’s for her!” proclaims Taylor pointing at her opponent and it’s hard not to imagine Taylor carrying out her threat as she has raped and fucked the cream of the Federation after beating them in Title matches, from Beyoncé to Katy Perry, to Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez all have been treated to the humiliation and pain of being fucked by Miss Swift.

Jennifer stares over at her opponent but doesn’t get drawn into anything as Taylor flaunts the contents of the suitcase at her. Eventually Swift shuts the case and enters the ring, she holds the belt up, staring at Jen as she does so and the referee stands between them and goes over the rules of the contest. Both women do not break eye contact with each other until the bell sounds and they start circling each other menacingly. Taylor shoots in to try and grab a leg but Jennifer shuffles back in time and lands a whack to the champions side that makes her wince as she withdraws. Then Taylor holds her hands up and challenges Jen to a test of strength and however much she thinks this is a trap she still accepts and they struggle for dominance and position until Taylor predictably goes for the cheap way out by kicking Jen in the gut and then grabbing her head. It’s only seconds though before Jen tosses her into the ropes, leapfrogs her on her return then catches her with a big hip toss on her next pass to leave the champion on her ass and looking annoyed. She angrily got to her feet and charged at her opponent but J-Law saw her coming and flipped her up and over the top rope to crash at ringside where she slapped the floor angrily and had a mini tantrum – much to the crowds amusement!

She got to her feet and Jen reached down over the ropes to grab her hair to pull her up but at the same time she grabbed Jennifer’s ankle and tripped her dragged her out, under the ropes and lashed in a chop to her chest. A second chop followed but Jen seemed to shake them off easily, grabbed Taylor by her hair and flung her into the ring post and, as the champ reeled away, Jennifer charged and nailed her with a huge clothesline that sent her spinning through a full 360 degree before crashing to the floor! The crowd loved that and roared even louder as Jen pulled Taylor up and Irish whipped her at full force into the metal crowd barrier. The tall champion took a hellish bump and basically just hung on the barrier dazed as the challenger came up to her and lashed in three brutal knife edge chops before calling to a guy in the front row to come forward and for him to unclip Taylor’s bra top! He was only to eager to oblige and when Jen hauled Taylor by the hair, off the barrier her top fell away to reveal her pert tits. This brought another cheer from the crowd as Jen tossed Taylor back into the ring and followed her in. Then she set her up for a powerbomb but Taylor had enough about her to block it before dropping to her knees and hitting that hardest uppercut imaginable between the challenger’s thighs! That certainly stopped Jennifer in her tracks and she almost comically opened her mouth in a with O before slowly dropping to her knees, stunned. Taylor pushed herself , propelled herself off the opposite ropes then ran back with a huge cunt punt that literally lifted J-Law off her knees before collapsing on her side, wailing and holding at her injured crotch. But doing that opened herself perfectly to one of Taylor’s most dangerous moves and she wasted no time unleashing it, lashing a violent kick right to Jennifer’s unprotected head! It was a move that she had finished several other superstars off and as she dropped to hook Jen’s leg and cover her it looked like it would do the trick again as the referee counted one, two, then stopped as Jennifer’s arm had somehow come out and landed right under the bottom rope to break the count.

Frustrated Taylor dragged Jennifer away from the ropes and covered her again but this time the challenger just (barely) kicked out at two. Taylor slapped the mat in annoyance then took it out on her challenger, hauling off J-Law’s bra top then doing the same to her gold shorts leaving the challenger stark naked in the ring. Taylor lifted her ankles, pulled them apart then committed a brutal series of stomps with her heel all plunging down to land forcefully on Jennifer’s pussy. Jen is in visible distress from this and Taylor has a cruel smile on her face as she drags her over to a corner, drops out of the ring then hauls Jennifer’s ankles either side of the ring post from outside. The cocky World Champion looks to the crowd and goads them before looking to pull those ankles but literally milliseconds before she does, Jennifer jerks her feet towards her and Taylor, unbalanced, is flung forward, and smacks face first into the ring post!

Taylor staggers away holding her face and crying and when she finally takes her hand away we can see her nose has clearly been broken and it is bleeding a gusher! As Taylor stands outside contemplating the blood on her hands J-Law forces herself up, hits the far ropes and runs back and slides beneath the bottom rope and mat with a fast baseball slide that connects with Taylor to send her ricocheting backwards to spiral onto the bottom of the entrance ramp. J-Law came out too and marched over to Taylor, straddled her then threw a series of heavy punches to Taylor’s face, clearly targeting her broken nose. The crowd counted each punch as Jennifer threw it until she halted, dragged Taylor up by her hair then lifted her onto her shoulder and delivered a crushing, running powerslam on the floor!

With the crowd egging her on Jennifer clambered onto the ring apron and ran along it and dived off with a flying elbow that she drove right into the World Champion’s sternum. That was a hell of a landing for Jennifer too and as both competitors are down the screen splits to show backstage where Katy Perry has seemingly been locked in her dressing room. Switch to outside and Selena Gomez and her friend Demi Lovato are seen with crates pushed up against the door meaning Katy is trapped in there and unable to interfere on Taylor’s behalf as she did last month.

Back at ringside Jennifer was up and rolled Taylor back into the ring and climbed up to the apron herself, she paused seeing where Taylor lay then decided to climb to the top turnbuckle but her movements were laboured and as she balanced on top Taylor managed to kick the ropes and cause J-Law to plummet down and cruelly crotch herself on the turnbuckle. It was a tiring Taylor Swift that clambered up the ropes herself to stand over J-Law, stick her fingers into her hair and pull her up and let her drop on her injured pussy. She did it again, and again and again, pulling viciously at the challengers hair and dropping her hard on her cunt. Finally she draped Jennifer’s arm over her shoulder and with a big effort hoisted her up and fell back with a huge superplex, planting J-Law in the middle of the ring. She stretched her arm over to cover Jen and the referee counted. ONE. TWO. THR…Jennifer kicked out at the very last second!

Undeterred Taylor got to her feet and dragged Jen with her and lifted her for another suplex but again deposited her crotch first on the top turnbuckle. Then she climbed up again looking to repeat the punishment she had meted out previously, she went to grab Jen by her hair but on instinct Jennifer blocked it and threw her head forward to headbutt Taylor square on her nose! Taylor squealed and stood on the ropes stunned as Jen repositioned herself and threw another headbutt right into Taylor’s injured face, connecting hard and sending the champ falling backwards into the ring. With the crowd roaring her on Jennifer managed to stand atop the turnbuckle, steady herself and leap off with a huge elbow drop right onto Taylor and rolled her up for a cover. ONE.TWO.THRE……Somehow Taylor managed to kick out and the crowd and J-Law are in shock. As Jen remonstrates with the ref, arguing that was three a bloody faced Taylor Swift rolls onto her belly and desperately crawls away. She doesn’t get far as Jennifer spots the movement and jumps on her back, grabs’ Taylor’s hair and begins to rub and grind her bloody visage into the mat and just rubs it back and forth for ages then she gets up, places her foot on the back of Taylor’s head, pulls up in her hair then releases that and her foot slams Taylor’s already busted up face right down into the mat! Not done Jennifer hauls a lifeless Taylor up, jams her head between Jen’s thighs, hooks her arms behind her back and leaps up and slams down with a Pedigree that drives Taylor’s face right into the mat. She rolls her over and covers her. ONE.TWO.THREE!!!

The winner, and new WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, in 17:19 is JENNIFER LAWRENCE!!!!!

The crowd are in uproar celebrating and J-Law kneels in the ring, arms aloft, half shattered but half celebrating too whil Taylor has not moved since being pinned. The World Title belt is brought into the ring and Jennifer takes it and with tears in her eyes holds it aloft and salutes the cheering crowd. She goes to all four corners and at the forth one spies Taylor’s metal suitcase on the ground. With a wicked grin on her face she hops down to get it and bring it into the ring. With still no movement from Taylor Jennifer snaps the case open and takes out the adjustable harness and the massive dildo. She asks the crowd if they want to see it, lifting her thumb like a Roman Emperor and as the crowd roar she turns it into a thumbs down and screw the large plastic cock into place on her crotch! She kicks Taylor over onto her face, her bloody, messy face, kicks her ankles apart and drops to her knees behind her then in one brutal, savage move Jennifer thrusts her cock up and forward and straight into Taylor Swift’s dry asshole!

Taylor comes suddenly alive and screams and struggles but she is impaled and Jen slaps her about the head to subdue her before ass raping her like she has done to so many other in the middle of the ring with the World Title strapped around Jennifer’s waist! She does this for more than five minutes and by the end Taylor has been reduced to a crying, blubbering, begging, bloody mess much to the crowds enjoyment after all the punishement Taylor has handed out over the years! The show ends with Jennifer uncoupling herself from Taylor and holdign her new World title belt aloft as the screen fades to black.