Halloween Horrorshow
Welcome to The Federation’s Fall spectacular, Halloween Horrorshow, and after the opening graphics and music rather than head straight to the ring we go to video where we are in a darkened room with a naked Stephanie McMahon kneeling on the bare concrete floor. Her hair is still in the freakish monk-like cut she received over two months ago, her chest still as flat as a pancake (as per stipulations from her big match loss to Duchess Kate Middleton) and she sports a grim look on her face, Her arms are trapped behind her back in a long leather sleeve. Directly below Stephanie is a large wooden quarter barrel willed with water and apples. A door opens nearby and we hear heels clicking on concrete coming over to Steph and the camera pans up to reveal Pippa Middleton standing beside her. The Duchess’s sister gives a humourless laugh as she grabs the remnants of Stephanie’s hair and pushes her face right down to the surface of the water.
“You American’s and your Holiday traditions and games, I’ve never understood it. This one is more of a British thing.”
She then proceeds to plunge the former owner’s head right into the freezing cold water and callously hold it there for the best part of a minute before finally releasing her hold and allowing a gasping, wheezing, spitting Stephanie to surface. The camera turns to Pippa who announces.
“Welcome to Halloween Horrow show, throughout the night Steph here will be entertaining you with further little ‘adventures, do enjoy the show.”
And with that Pippa gets her foot on the back of Stephanie’s head and forces it into the water once again…
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Now we make our way to a darkened arena with spooky classical music piping through it as four robed figure emerge on the stage and slowly wheel a large coffin down the ramp for the first match – a casket match. This is no normal coffin though, the inside base lining is scattered with an inch thick layer of thumb tacks, the sides and layered with a nasty mixture of stinging nettles, thistles and thorned rose stems and the lid is coated in spirals of barbed wire! The audience know this is all there as per the stipulation but once the figures have positioned the coffin at ringside they lift the lid as the lights come on to reveal the gruesome inside of the casket. The live crowd give an audible intake of breath at the sight. They give an altogether different noise seconds later as rock music hits and out struts a confident looking Scarlett Johansson – instead they boo and hiss as loud as they can. Scarlett is hated, not just for the way she treated her former friend Jennifer Lawrence but now for her (in conjunction with Margot Robbie) heinous sneak attack on Brie Larson last month, culminating in driving her mercilessly, naked into a cactus in the desert. Scarlett is wearing a black, leather cat suit that will surely protect her from the worst the casket has to offer too. She smirks and grins at the crowd reaction to her as she strides down the ramp to the ring.
Once she is in the ring she stands awaiting her opponent, Brie Larson’s music hits but nobody appears for a moment then finally she appears and mic in hand stands on the stage addressing her foe.
“Scarlett, in case you thought your little ‘friend’ was going to help you out, I asked someone always interested in seeing fair play to help me out.”
The giant video screen burst to life with a scene backstage in a dressing room where Gal Gadot has Margot Robbie hog tied on a bench, her ankles and wrists tied together with a golden rope.
At that Brie threw the mic to the ground and ran down the ramp and slid into the ring and went right after Scarlett with a flurry of blows. Brie is wearing a bright red, blue and yellow bra top and matching shorts and is clearly fired up for this match.
The crowd are solidly behind Brie and roar their approval as, with the referee frantically signalling for the bell to ring, she backs Scarlett up on the ropes then runs at her and sends her flying over the top rope with a big clothesline. Scarlett bounces off the closed lid of the coffin on her way and takes a hard bump to the floor. Brie steps through the ropes, stands on the apron and reaches down to lift the lid open and peers at the cruel punishment that awaits inside then hops down and grabs Scarlett and tried to lift her into it!
Scarlett desperately fights this off and locks her hands on the edge of the coffin and goes dead weight. After a struggle Brie stops and slams the lid down on Scarlett’s hand, eliciting a satisfying scream and her holding her injured hand. Brie is still fired up and grabs the back of Scarlett’s head by her hair and uses it to slam her face onto the top of the coffin then repeats that ten times with the crowd loudly counting each blow. Scarlett reels away before Brie absolutely levels her with a huge clotheslines on the outside! Downed and stunned Scarlett puts up little resistance as Brie solves one of her problems by stripping off Scarlett’s cat suit leaving her struggling on the floor completely naked. In complete control Brie lifts her opponent by her hair and rolls her up onto the ring apron before climbing up after her. In complete control Brie took the chance to swing the coffin lid open again before scooping Scarlett up and looking to bodyslam her from the apron right into the gaping casket!
But Scarlett managed to grab the ropes with her hands and held on for dear life as Brie tried to slam her. This caused Brie to overbalance and down she went with still holding Scarlett, into the coffin!
Brie bore the brunt of the fall, landing on her back with Scarlett on top of her, The cameras hurried over to capture the action and we can see the naked back of Scarlett as she struggles to get out of the coffin, giving yelps and cries as she is stung and scratched by the nettles and thorns on the sides. She eventually crawls out and pulls herself into the ring in some discomfort. The picture returns to the casket where a clearly in pain Brie Larson slowly pulls herself up and also crawls into the ring , as she does we see the hundreds of thumb tacks stick in her arms, back and legs – at least her costume has saved her somewhat but she is clearly sore from her fall and landing as she struggles in. Ever the opportunist Scarlett has made it to her feet in the hope she could get the lid closed before Brie escaped but seeing that wasn’t possible she moved over, jumped up and drove her foot down to the back of Brie’s head and stomped her face first into the canvas with a brutal kerb stomp.
With her opponent out of it Scarlett took the opportunity to repay the favour of stripping her nude, pulling off the bra top and shorts that had somewhat saved Brie in her trip to the coffin and tossing them aside. She then took some of the thumb tacks that had fallen out of Brie and one by one started jabbing them into the soft underside of Brie’s toes, she sat on Brie's back as she did this and as she rammed them in Brie came to with a jolt and began crying out as more were pushed into her flesh. She has a tack driven into each toe before she is able to buck Scarlett off her and roll desperately to the outside, as soon as her feet hit the floor though she screams in agony. As she does so Scarlett nails her with a baseball slide that knocks Brie down beside the coffin and Scarlett gets up and opens the coffin lid right over (it is on two large hinges) so that the copious coils of barbed wire is now facing outwards on the side of the coffin. Scarlett stood over a now kneeling Brie and fired in a series of punches to her before dragging her over to the lid and pushing Brie’s face right into the coils of barbed wire and rubbing it back and forth!
The crowd gave a collective gasp at the ferocity of Scarlett’s efforts and when she eventually relented and pulled Brie’s face from the wire what a fucking mess was revealed. The 30 year old actress’s face was a bloody mess, she had several cuts and literally her whole face was red, with staining to her hair too. Scarlett displayed a cruel smirk as she saw the fruits of her labour and dragged Brie to her (sore) feet then Irish whipped her hard, back first into the wire. Brie arched her back and screamed as the barbs tore into her flesh and that only increased as Scarlett roughly pulled her body off the wire, stuffed her head between her thighs and measured her foe up for a powerbomb that would see the landing be in the coffin! She couldn’t get Brie up though and through quite the feet of strength Brie back dropped Scarlett up and over and it was Scarlett who too kthe high bump into the coffin. She managed to twist her body trying to avoid it but that only meant she fell face first onto the layer of thumb tacks that comprised the bottom of the casket. Brie sunk to her knees exhausted and wiped her bloody hair and face as screams emanated from the coffin.
When Scarlett finally stood up and flopped out of the casket her whole front was shining, punctured as it was by hundreds of thumb tacks, her large boobs particularly were absolutely coated in them to almost resemble a chain mail bikini front. She dropped to her knees and desperately swept her hand over them, brushing them away but as she did this Brie got to her feet and from behind hit her with a running knee ot the back of her head that propelled Scarlett’s face right into the barbed wire lid! Brie wiped the blood from her own face and got up, grabbed the back of Scarlett’s head and returned the gruesome favour of rubbing and grinding her foes’ face right into the sharp, jabbing wire. Just as with Brie, when Scarlett was finally freed from this horror her face was slick with her own blood and her boobs too were bleeding. The crowd were agog at the absolute brutality of this match and on the edge of their seat at what would occur next. Brie tossed Scarlett to the floor and worked at turning the casket around through one hundred and eighty degrees, the reason for doing this became apparent as she lifted the lid and propped it against the ring apron, the barbed wire coils facing upwards. Brie plans became more obvious as she lifted Scarlett and pushed her up onto the apron and got up there herself. Somehow Scarlett had the wherewithal to roll into the ring away from danger but it was a slight pause in her torment as Brie caught up with her and dropped an elbow on her back before pulling her to her feet and lifting her right up with an impressive military press. It made for quite the visual as the bloody Brie held her enemy aloft as blood dripped from Scarlett’s face and body. She staggered over to the ropes then dropped Scarlett right down, landing face first onto the deadly coils.
With the crowd silenced by the ultra violence on display Brie, limped through the ropes and uses her remaining strength to lift the lid,. And Scarlett up and swing it over to close, dropping Scarlett again into the hell of thumb tacks, nettles, thistles and thorns inside. As the lids shuts the bell sounds and we have ourselves a winner.
In 10:09 the winner is BRIE LARSON, not that she resemble such as she is a bloody mess. She leans on the coffin catching her breath then starts to turn the casket around and slowly push it up the ramp it’s a long, slow journey but she sticks with it until she reached the stage at the top whereupon Gal Gadot comes out with the trussed up Margot Robbie, Brie slaps Margot hard across the cheek then lifts the lid and they dump the Australian blonde in beside Scarlett. Gal then shakes Brie’s hand and heads off while Brie leans on the casket once more. She teases pushing it off the side of the stage but in the end settles for giving it an almighty shove down the ramp and watching as it races down to smash intot he ring at the bottom and come apart to reveal the bloody, wrecked bodies of her antagonists sprawled, unconscious on the floor!
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Back in her role of interviewer is Kim Kardashian and she is with Miss Emma Watson who debuted her new faction, the Feminazi’s last month taking out Kristen Bell and Krysten Ritter. Kim though seems safe enough from their wrath.
“Emma you and your fellow Feminazi’s made quite the appearance last month, can I ask how you intend to follow that up?”
Emma sneers at Kim and the camera and looks up and down the unusually understated dress Kim is wearing.
“Hmm, I see you seem to have taken my words to heart Miss Kardashian, much better than your usual slutty outfits, keep it up. Yes, we are here tonight to teach someone else a lesson, someone that likes flaunting themselves like a cheap whore. Oh and a bit of an exclusive for you Kim, we will be introducing a new member tonight. Ah,Ah! You’ll just have to keep watching to see who.”
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The upbeat sounds of her debut hit “Motivation” hits and out to the stage strides Normani. The 23 year old African American is wearing the same skimpy outfit from that music video, a white mini kilt thing over her white panties and a skimpy white strap top that struggles to contain her impressive chest. Her long, dark hair is pulled into a severe looking long ponytail. She is quite the physical specimen, athletic and muscular and she strides purposefully to the ring before leaping up in one fluid movement to the apron, then up to the top rope then into the ring to await her rival. She does not have long to wait as the music changes to Camila Cabello’s hit “Havana” and out steps the sultry Cuban beauty in a sexy red lacy bra and panties combination. The crowd seem enamoured with her not least as she has been sneak attacked by her opponent twice in recent shows. Of course the two were part of sexy girl group Fifth Harmony before Camilla broke away rather selfishly and there has been considerable bad blood since. With Normani getting some single success herself she has chosen now as the time to try and exact her revenge and so far has succeeded in beating up Miss Cabello twice. This time is one on one in the ring though.
Normani waits until Camilla is on the apron to launch her first attack, with the music still playing the black girl runs across the ring, raises her boot and kick’s Camilla in the face to send her flying off the apron to crash to the floor, where some errant thumb tacks from the previous bout still lay on the ground, so Camilla take a hard bump and gets jabbed a few times and as she rolls on the floor the referee signals for the bell just as Normani athletically leaps to the top turnbuckle, waits for a disorientated Camilla to rise then leaps off with a stunning flying clothesline that turns her foe inside out! Normani springs to her feet with ease and pulls Camilla up by her hair before whipping her at some speed right into the crowd barrier. The petite 22 year old hit the metal barrier with such force that she flipped up and over and literally bounced into the crowd! Despite seeing the babyface take a one sided beating the crowd get rowdy as Normani clambers over the railing herself and grabs her rival and nails her with a couple of punches then hook and lift her as if for a suplex but instead turn and drop her gut first right across the crowd barrier. Showing amazing balance Normani leps up to stand on the barrier herself then drops a big legdrop across Camilla’s back to knock both down to the ringside area. With the exasperated referee demanding they get back in the ring or he’ll start a count out Normani finally lifts Camilla up and rolls her under the ropes. She picks Camilla up by her hair and pushes her against the ropes then runs to the opposite ropes springs back and goes for a repeat of the move that started this slaughter, lifting her leg to deliver a huge boot to the face, but Camilla ducks at the last minute and Normani’s foot goes over the ropes and when it comes down outside she ends up with her foot trapped and wrapped up between two twisted ropes! Camilla sees her chance, grabs Normani and tips her over the ropes so that she is dangling by her foot, upside down, outside the ring.
The crowd start getting behind Camilla now, especially when she slides out of the ring and stands over Normani and unleashes a flurry of hard martial arts style kicks to her inverted opponent. She then backs off and runs and delivers a low dropkick to Camilla’s face that solidly connects and manages to dislodge the coloured girl from her trap. Camilla recovered quickly and ran up the metal stairs to the apron, waited for a groggy Normani to struggle to her feet and leapt off with a flying headscissors that sent Normani spinning to the side and the crowd roared their approval of this dynamic move. Spurred on by the reaction and keeping up this high flying offense Camilla got back into the ring, waited until Normani was rising and springboarded to the top rope and flew out with a flying bodypress, but in an incredible show of strength Normani caught her, held her then ran and rammed Camilla’s back into the ring post, dropping her to her floor wailing and holding her spine. Now the black girl really took over, she pulled Camilla up to a standing position and rammed her back into the post several times and after the last one wrapped her arms around the Cuban and twisted her round and slammed her into the floor with a belly-to belly that crushed Camilla. Normani then tossed her foe into the ring and followed like a wolf stalking their pey, lifted her then dropped her in a backbreaker and held the hold for a while, gained cries of pain from Camilla, before dropping her to the mat then standing over her, draping her arms over Normani’s knees and her hands under her chin and wrenching back with a powerful looking camel clutch.
Normani wore a broad grin and she pulled ever harder and elicited squeals of pain from her former band mate but despite that Camilla refused to give up and in the end Normani broke the hold herself and settled for stamping on Camilla’s back before hoisting her up over her shoulders and positioning her into an over the shoulder style backbreaker. However, she couldn’t quite get the move in place and Camilla wriggled out of it and as she was falling behind Normani managed to roll her over and cradle her into a cover and from nowhere got a shock three count!
The winner in 9:03 is CAMILLA CABELO. She doesn’t look like a winner as she gasps for air and holds her back while the referee lifts her arm. She looks even less like a winner when Normani charges at her from behind and raises that big, high foot and smashes it into the back of her head! Enraged at losing Normani stomps a mudhole all over her rival and angrily tears off her bra and panties to leave the Cuban superstar naked before pulling her to her feet and pushing her against the ropes and wrapping the top and middle ropes around Camilla’s arms to trap her there and then she started kissing Camilla! The crowd are shocked as the black girl enthusiastically French kisses her rival and reaches her hand down to Camilla’s shaved pussy and begins to play with her clit! The crowd are stunned and can’t believe what they are watching as Normani advances to shoving first one finger then a second inside her opponent and rubbing faster and faster until she makes her cum in the ring! Camila ejaculates live on camera and a smiling Normani pulls her fingers out and wipes them on Camilla’s face. Camilla is being held up by the ropes now, she is exhausted and humiliated and doesn’t resemble the winner now. Even less so when Normani backs up then charges forward and raises that deadly big boot again this time connecting perfectly with the trapped Camilla’s jaw, knocking her out and sending her spinning over the top rope to crash, hard to the floor.
Normani exits up the ramp to a chorus of boos to her after match behaviour.
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We are back to outside broadcast and back with the pairing of Pippa Middleton and Stephanie McMahon next. They are on a dark street in a pretty run down area of town, with broken fences and walls and crap all over the ground. Pippa is dressed in white business suit that looks totally out of place in their surroundings while Stephanie is, to be frank, dressed like a whore, a cheap whore at that.
She is wearing a black mesh top with no bra underneath so her flat as a pancake boobs are pretty much visible through it, she has a tiny black PVC miniskirt on and torn black fishnets stockings, she is also sporting a cheap, tacky collar around her neck that Pippa is leading her around by the chain that dangles from it. The camera watches as the two figures move up the dimly lit alley toward a burning barrel that has three vagrant hanging about at. Zoom in as Pippa unclips the leash and pushes Steph forward on high heels to nervously ask the homeless guys a question.
“T-t-trick or T-treat?”
They leer and growl at the former owner of the Federation before one answers.
“Treat girlie” while untying the string around his worn trousers to pull out a grubby looking cock.
“You heard the man,” snaps Pippa as she forces Stephanie to her knees before him and guides her face right into his rotten crotch, “Give him a real treat!”
And with that the camera pans back with Stephanie McMahon starting to reluctantly give oral sex to the vagrant.
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We come back to the arena with a close up of Maisie Williams, stern taciturn face staring right into the camera. It is rather unnerving. Eventually the camera moves back and we can see Cara Delivigne standing beside Maisie about to ask her questions.
“Maisie, surely you now know that Sophie Turner has been playing you for a fool in recent months. The way she cheated you out of your Junior Heavyweight Championship, the way she abandoned you to be assaulted and refused to help you, costing you a rematch. Can you tell us what you intend to do about it?”
Maisie says nothing, does nothing, just stares intensely into the camera and Cara is frustrated and asks the same thing again with similar (non) results. As Cara send us back to the arena though Maisie does make one move, she raises her thumb to her throat and slowly drags it across her throat in a gesture that can only be construed as threatening!
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To the arena and the lights go out and a red spotlight aims at the top of the entrance ramp as spooky music fills the building. Into that spotlight steps a figure all in red. Though not immediately obvious we can eventually make her out as Sophie Turner (mainly because her title belt is strapped around her slim waist) she is dress from head to toe in demonic red. A skin tight catsuit, boots and a headdress that gives her the impression of two spiky, red horns. Her look is topped by having in one hand a red pitchfork and in the other a large pumpkin with a jagged face cut roughly into it and two candle burning inside it. She slowly make her way down the ramp, deposits the pumpkin in her corner and enters the ring as the lights come up. Her costume, clearly, is that of a sexy devil.
Out next is her challenger, a young woman on a voyage of redemption – Miley Cyrus. The blonde is, of course, clad in a lacy, white one piece with prop wings and halo to complete her Angel costume and for the first time in years she hears cheers from the crowd as she descends the ramp. There is no sign of the alcohol dependence that has blighted her time in the Federation.
The ring announcer announces them and the match as they remove the extraneous parts of their costumes but as they face each other Sophie smirks, rolls out of the ring, walks to the crowd, grabs a plastic beaker of beer from someone in the front row and takes it back into the ring with her. She holds it out to Miley and tries to encourage her to have a drink. Showing restraint Miley scowls and slowly flips the champion the middle finger. At that Sophie chucks the contents of the beaker into Miley’s face, soaking her and her outfit. Enraged Miley dives at Sophie and as the bell rings the two are rolling about the mat, clawing and scratching at each other in full on, down and dirty, catfight!
As they roll on the mat they slap and scratch and pull each other’s hair and the referee just stands back and lets them, realising that separating them would be nigh on impossible. What does split them though is Sophie jabbing one of her long, sharp, painted red fingernails into her challenger’s eye. Miley squawks and rolls away while Sophie gets to her feet, runs over and literally kick’s the blonde out of the ring under the bottom rope. Sophie held the top rope and made like she was going to dive out over them but stopped and smiled as the crowd booed her not doing a high risk manoeuvre, instead she slide under the ropes and clubbed Miley on the back with a big forearm then grabbed her and drove her back first against the side of the ring.
Sophie was showing her new found confidence and dominance and powered in several big uppercuts to rock Miley’s head to further demonstrate it before she rolled her back into the ring. The red head followed and covered her, and in a call back to her title win, placed her feet on the second rope for some illegal leverage and very nearly got the cheap win, with Miley only just kicking out. Annoyed, Sophie remonstrated with the ref about a slow count but as she did Miley rolled her up from behind with a school girl roll and got a quick two count herself! Flustered now Sophie went to kick Miley in the gut but the blonde caught her foot and stepped forward and dropped her with a swift leg trip that dropped Sophie on her back. From there Miley grapevined the leg, turned her over and suddenly the champion was stuck in a sharpshooter leg lock and Miley was leaning back to put on more pressure. The tall red head scrambled forward and somewhat desperately grabbed for the ropes to cause the break. Of course the ‘angel’ broke cleanly. However, the ‘devil’ lashed her foot back in a blind donkey kick borne of annoyance and managed to catch Miley right in the pussy, staggering her and forcing her to back off to the far side of th erring cupping her injured crotch.
When Sophie saw what she’d done she grinned and ran over and smashed a forearm to Miley’s face, held her against the ropes and rammed her knee repeatedly into Miley’s crotch. Winded Miley offered no resistance as Sophie hooked her as if for a suplex but instead dropped her shins across the top rope then shifted position to grab her head then fell back delivering a devastating high angle, high drop DDT that spiked the blonde’s head into the mat dangerously. Sophie covered her immediately and the referee dropped to count.
ONE.TWO.THREE.
The winner in 4:52 and still JUNIOR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION is SOPHIE TURNER. The champion is very smug and happy with her efforts and retrieves her devil’s Trident and uses the sharp prongs to jab a the still unconscious Miley’s body before literally kicking her out of the ring. As she does this though the crowd start cheering and when Sophie turns around Maisie Williams stands glaring at her having run down the ramp and slid into the ring. The two former friends and partners have a stare off as the crowd noise increases. Just as Maisie steps forward to approach Sophie a third figure slides into the ring behind her and easily wraps her arms around the unsuspecting Maisie to trap her in a full nelson. Seeing her we can see that this third figure is Sophie’s sister-in-law, Priyanka Chopra. The Asian star easily holds Maisie in place as Sophie turned the trident around before absolutely jamming the handle into Maisie’s exposed throat. Priyanka released Maisie who dropped to her knees, coughing and gasping and holding her throat. Sophie came round behind her grabbed both hands on either end of the trident and pulled it hard onto Maisie’s throat and began choking her out in the middle of the ring to a chorus of boos. Before long Maisie’s eyes fluttered then shut and eventually Sophie released her choke to place a boot atop Maisie’s face and pose as Priyanka handed her the belt to further pose with.
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Backstage Krysten Ritter has an exclusive interview with Meghan Markle, the first anyone has heard from her since she was so publicly thrown out of Kate Middleton’s Royal Court last month, complete with humiliatingly being branded on the ass by Kate in the middle of the ring with the world watching.
“You know, it should not have surprised me that Kate was such a back stabbing, vindictive bitch! I mean, I knew she was a snake, I knew I shouldn’t trust her, so that is on me. But she made a big mistake when she burned that brand into me. Yeah it hurt, it still stings but that pain will spur me on to get revenge on her, I will not rest until I have paid her back in full for her betrayal on me!”
“Um, yeah, but as she said last month you are signed to a multi-year contract with The Federation and that means she is effectively your boss, or at least the booker of your matches, and I guess she has proved that by putting you in a match later tonight in side a steel cage against Eva Green. A woman who is, shall we say, difficult to get the better of. What are your thoughts about that?”
“Well that is typical of Kate, hiding behind others. She clearly thinks she can wear me down like she has Stephanie, but she’ll discover that is not the case and that I am going to make it my mission to get that back stabbing, double crossing bitch in the ring with me and if that means I have to beat her lackeys then so be it! And you never know Krysten, I might have a few surprises up my sleeve tonight myself!”
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Back to the ring for the noisy, gaudy entrance of the challengers for the Wold tag Team Championships, Nicki Minaj and Cardi B. The two busty, black rappers are clad in camouflage bra’s and shorts and are supremely confident as the strut their way to the ring. They scored a huge victory last month in the War Games cage match over the team led by the champions and as a result got to shave Sandra Bullock’s head bald afterwards. To say they are confident of capturing the title tonight would be putting it mildly. The cocky duo hold up a zip lock bag filled with Sandra’s shorn hair and wave it like a trophy at the booing crowd. Nicki even goes up to a bald guy in the crowd and places the bag on his head for a joke.
Boos turn to cheer seconds later as the booming gangsta rap tranistions to soft rock and the champs appear on the stage. They are wearing lilac silk gowns with the title belts around their waists and Sandra’s has a hood which she had up and over her head. They march purposefully down the ramp and at the bottom stop and take off their robes, revealing Sandra’s bald pate to the crowd. The challengers made a show of laughing at her from the ring and Sandra glowered at them before undoing her belt and running and sliding into the ring to attack them. That was a foolish move though as both Cardi and Nicki put the boots to her before she could get up and had delivered over a dozen hard stomps before Julia could get in the ring and get them off with an alternating series of uppercuts. The referee is content to let them go and signals for the bell as Julia pairs off with Cardi and backs her up against the ropes to fire in more uppercuts, moving the target to the black woman’s large breasts. But before long Nicki attacks from behind, driving her knee into Julia’s back and clubbing her to her knees, having done that she turns and is caught in a full force spear from Sandra who has exploded up off the mat and absolutely fired into Nicki’s midriff. With Nicki and Julia down Sandra and Cardit match up and things settle down somewhat into a more traditional tag team encounter.
Sandra is ultra-aggressive here, the loss of her famous hair perhaps spurring her on. She whips Cardi into a corner and runs in behind that with a huge clothesline in the corner then whips her into the ropes before levelling her with another huge spear that sends Cardi rolling away holding her stomach. Sandra doesn’t give her time to recover though and hauls her to her feet, flings her to the ropes then sends her flying with a high back drop to the canvas. Somehow, when she tries it again Cardi manages to hold onto the ropes and desperately scurries over to make the tag to a cautious Nicki. She is right to be cautious as when she steps through the ropes Sandra is on her like white on rice, slapping and punching her and taking out a months worth of pent up aggression again she whips Nicki into a corner and runs in behind it but Nicki just moves and Sandra slams chest first into the turnbuckle. Nicki pulls her onto her back by her shoulders then climbs to the middle turnbuckle and launches herself butt first to land right on Sandra’s face! It’s a stunning visual move and she lands it perfectly her huge arse engulfing Sandra’s pale face and Nicki just squats and grinds down, going for her vaunted ass smother. Taken by surprise Sandra suffers this indiginity for a few moments before grabbing the ropes and sliding herself out from under her rivals ass. On the floor though she is nailed by Cardi running along the apron and kicking her in the head, dropping her to the floor. As Julia complains Nicki drops out of the ring, rams Sandra’s head into the ring post and rolls her back in, covering her for a two count.
In control now Nicki allowed Sandra up to her knees then stood over her and hammered in a series of heavy punches but amazingly the more she got punched the more fired up Sandra seemed to get, she was “Hulking Up”. She powered up to her feet, grabbed Nicki’s stomach and just ran into a neutral corner, jamming her opponent against the turnbuckles whilst her shoulder drove into Nicki’s gut, winding her. With Julia encouraging her Sandra clearly thought about continuing to attack but at the last moment seemed to realise the folly of that and ran over and gave the hot tag to Miss Roberts. Julia entered like a house on fire and kicked Nicki in the corner then climbed the turnbuckle to stand over her and pound punches into her forehead, ten in all and the crowd counted enthusiastically for every single one. She sensed Cardi getting into the ring behind her and spun and jumped to hit her with a double axe handle that dropped her before she hauled her up by the arm only to whip her face first right onto where Nicki stood in the corner. Julia then reversed to give her run and she sprinted and leapt to splash both in the corner, the crowd cheering as both challengers toppled over like dominoes to the mat.
Julia unceremoniously kicked Cardi out of the ring where she clattered down to the floor. She managed to push herself up to her knees just in time for a figure in a hoodie to jump the crowd rail, run at her and plant a running knee right into her face. The hood came back and there was a roar as the crowd saw it was Ariana Grande!
In the ring Julia clubbed Nicki in the back then stuck her head between Nicki’s thighs and in quite the feat of strength managed to stand up with Nicki balanced on her shoulders. She reached out to tag Sandra who pulled herself to the top turnbuckle, she uncharacteristically gave a stunned Nicki the double middle finger salute before standing on the turnbuckle and jumping off with a flying clothesline that turned Nicki inside out before landing hard on her face on the mat. Sandra scurried over, flipped Nicki onto her back and covered her.
ONE.TWO.THREE.
The winners and still World Tag Team Champions in 8:01 are SANDRA BULLOCK & JULIA ROBERTS. Ariana runs around to gather the tag team belts and rolls into the ring to hand them to the champs and stands between them and raises their hands as the crowd cheer another big victory for fan favourites tonight.
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We return to our outside broadcast and clearly Stephanie McMahon has finished ‘entertaining’ the vagrants and is now being walked, like a dog on a collar and leash into an arena, but not the arena the CBF is in tonight. The sign says that the AEW promotion is in the building that night and we see Steph’s face drop when she see that, it’s a promotion where she has no end of enemies. Pippa pulls her to her feet by the leash and hands the naked Steph a witches hat.
“Wear that, enough people think you are a witch anyway. Or was it a bitch?”
The smug plumby voiced English woman leads Steph over to a set of wooden stocks and makes her rest her neck in them and her hands before lowering the top half and trapping her in them. There then follows series of visitors from AEW who take turns throwing rotting fruit, ice cold sponges and water balloons filled with piss at the trapped Stephanie. That she used to be some of their bosses only makes the humiliation worse. The final act is when Brandi Rhodes comes out, walks behind her before producing a horse crop and then the wife of Stephanie’s rival promoter gives her a Halloween whipping for the ages. Stephanie’s is soon bawling her eyes out as Brandi whips her ass red raw, with the camera focusing on the stripped bloody mess that is being created.
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Next out to the arena is Jennifer Lopez. The Latino mega star struts to the the ring looking as cool and cocky and confident as she undoubtedly is. She was the MVP in last month's War Games cage match and in recent weeks has been hinting that she is going to be targetting the World Heavyweight Championship very soon. She is wearing a tiny orange string bikini and is really displaying her awesome, toned body as she slides sexily into the ring and poses leaning suggestively on the ropes as she awaits her opponent for the evening. Shakira's music hits but for over thirty seconds there is no sign of the Colombian pop star. The cameras suddenly shift to backstage and a beaten down Shakira being literally thrown into a garbage bin by an unseen foe. Cut to the ring and J-Lo looks puzzled when through the curtain steps Emma Watson, flanked by her fellow Femenazi's , Ruth Wilson, Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman, they slowly make their way down the ramp while Emma narrates what just went down.
"No one wants to see you two latino skanks show the flesh tonight. No one wants to see you two sluts make a spectacle of yourselves, embaressing women all around the world with your'efforts."
You could visibly see Jennifer get more and more annoyed as the young English actress spoke and she kicked the bottom rope and snarled as the Feminazi's got to the ring. They slowly surrounded the ring and the crowd were a bit lost as to who to cheer as J-Lo was no fan favourite but Emma and her message did not go down well at all with the CBF's rabid fanbase. Then before anything could happen another figure ran down the ramp and slid into the ring and stood beside J-Lo, it was her friend and sometime tag partner Iggy Azalea, the Australian blonde standing tall ready to help her out. Smiling Jennifer leaned over the ropes to shout down at Emma when Iggy charged across the ring and nailed J-Lo from behind with a huge clothesline that sent her flying over the rope and crashing to the floor as Emma Watson stepped back out of the way. It's a horrible landing, banging her head on the apron and spinning and landing flat on her back on the concrete floor. Almost as soon as she has landed Emma puts the boots to her and she is quickly joined by the other three and Iggy stands in the ring watching and smiling. They systematically destroy Jennifer, ramming her into the ring stairs, whipping her into the crowd barrier, powerbombing her onto the apron before pushing her into the ring where Iggy kicks her as a greeting. Emma picks up the microphone and reaches under the ring for a potato sack with a hole cut at the bottom. She throws it over J-lo and pulls it down so that her head just squeezes through the hole and the rest of her torso is covered with the sack. Iggy uses a belt to wrap around the sack meaning J-Lo's arms are trapped at her sides and as Emma pulls Jennifer up to her feet and Iggy holds her up she taunts her.
"You dumb bimbo's need to learn what happens when you whore yourselves out! You pay the penalty and you either join us like Iggy has or you suffer the consequences. Ruth! Chair!"
Ruth Wilson hands over a metal folding chair and Emma smashes it right down onto Jennifer's skull knocking her to the canvas unconcious. At this point Iggy squats over then lowers her fat ass right ont her former parners face in a mockery of how J-Lo usually finishes matches and smothers her completely out in the middle of the ring! The fans are stunned for a while at what has gone down but soon decide to boo the hell out of Emma's deadly new faction and seemingly it's newest member.
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Backstage Cara Delivigne is joined by a smiling World Heavyweight Champion, Jennifer lawrence. She proudly wears the title belt over her shoulder as she listens to the interviewers question.
"Jennifer, congratulations. After all these years and effort you have finally made it to where you always wanted to be. Top of the mountain, the best in the business, the World Heavyweight Champion. Tell me, tell all of us, how does that make you feel?"
"Thank you Cara. It makes me feel complete. We all know this should have happened a year ago when Scarlett and her cronies turned on me and cost me my shot at Taylor and this belt. But that is all done now, in the past, I will not waste another moment thinking of what might have been. Now I have this and no one can take this away from me."
"Well you certainly don't get anythime to rest on your laurels, you have to face the psychotic Megan Fox for the belt and she had threatened to, and I quote, "cripple you and send you to the scrapyard alongside those other losers Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston". What do you say to that?"
"I don't take that vicious bitch's threats lightly but maybe she should be more concerned to what I could do to her tonight. I gave nearly everything to get my hands on this belt and I am damn sure not going to let it go now. She wants this? Over my dead body!"
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Speaking of dead bodies, we now head out again on outside broadcast to The Last House on The Left. A creepy looking large house on a hill in Elm Street. It does not look like the place any sane individual would want to spend a cold, dark Halloween evening inside. But four women will be inside it tonight, Taylor Swift will tema with Katy Perry and battle Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato inside this old, haunted house. The only way to win this special match will be to escape the house, when both members of a team are outside they will be determined the winners. Whoever is left inside the house will be the losers and will be locked in for the rest of night until daybreak the next day. The catch is that locked in the cellar are four convicted rapists and when the buzzer sounds to end the match and lock the house the lock on the cellar will be unlocked!
Cameras are set up in all the rooms and corridors of the huge mansion and through the magic of multiscreen we can see Taylor standing in a dimly lit attic, Katy in a creepy cupboard under the stairs, Selena in a gothic looking upstairs bedroom and Demi in a shroud covered sitting room. Their starting positions were drawn at random eartlier that day as obviously they have an impact on the contestants ability to escape the haunted house. A gong sound effect is played over the speakers hidden in the house and the fight is under way! The splitscreen is hard to follow but to begin with we focus on Taylor as she swipes away some cobwebs and hurries to the door in the attic and cannot get down the stairs in the narrow corridor quick enough. Selena is in the room across from that and spots her old foe huurying down those stairs and rushes out and absolutely nails her with a leaping forearm, ramming it into Taylor's jaw! Selena straddles Taylor, grabs both her ears and bashes the back of her head repeatedly on the worn, stained, carpet. There is a wild look to Selena tonight, she is wearing a torn, black dress like she is some kind of witch and she looks possessed as she slams Taylor's skull repeatedly then pulls her up by her ponytail to slam her face first into a painting that hangs on the wall. Taylor slumps to her knees and Selena grabs the frame off the wall holds it up then smashes it down on Taylor's head, sending glass scattering everywhere!
We cut to the scene downstairs where Demi (who is clad in a similar black outfit as Selena's) has Katy up against a wall and is slamming in punches to her gut then fires in a few to Katy's big breasts, making them leap about in the tight, pink outfit she has on. Demi whips Katy into a door and she flies into the kitchen. Demi follows her in and slams Katy's head against the counter beside the sink then seeing an old, dirty cloth lying there she stuffs it into Katy's mouth and forces her head under the tap and turns it on, some disgusting, brown discoloured water floods out and fills Katy's shocked mouth. As Demi tries to waterboard her, Katy stuggles wildly and lashes her arms and feet out but Demi holds her in under the water until Katy's desperate hand latches onto a rolling pin on the counter and she brings it up to smack the side of her attacker's head and forces Demi to release her. Demi reels away holding the side of her head while Katy coughs and wretches and spits out water. Trying to retake her advantage it is Demi that attacks but Katy sees her coming and swings the rolling pin again, this time harder and smashes it into the side of Demi's head right on her ear! Demi cries out and drops to her knees allowig gKaty to get behind her and hook the pin under her chin and choke the younger singer with it.
Back upstairs Selena is dragging a bloodied Taylor into the bedroom that she had started in. Taylor is dripping blood from where the glass smashed on her forehead and her silver top is stained with it already. Selena pulls her foe to her feet then viciously Irish whips her across the room to slam, back first, really hard against the solid, metal end of the bed frame. Taylor just hangs there in agony as Selena runs up and drives her knee into Taylor's gut, then hooks her head and spikes her into the floor with a DDT. A demented looking Selena pulls herself up then feeds Taylor's left arm through the bedframe and proceeds to bend it and stretch it in ways it is not meant to go. Then she stretches it straight and climbs onto the bed herself and goes to jump on the hyperextended limb looking to break Taylor Swift's arm! At the last moment Taylor managed to pull her arm away and Selena's foot thuded to the floor. An Irate Selena grabbed Taylor's head and rammed her into the bedroom door before flinging her out into the glass strewn corridor again on bloody hands and knees.
Jump cut to the other battle and Katy has Demi's arm laid out on the kitchen table and smashes the pin right down on the back of it, probably breaking a few bones, Demi cried out as Katy pulls her other hand up for similar treatment but this time Demi moves and Katy calls out at the impact reverberating up her arm as she drops the pin. Demi grabs a garbage bin and throws it at her foe, bouncing it off her head, staggering her and allowing Demi to rush her and send them both flying into a small toilet off the kitchen. Katy gets to her hands and knees in the unfortunate position of her head being just before the disgusting, stained toilet bowl and with Demi alreayd up we can see what she will do before she does it, she grab's Katy's blonde hair, rams her head down into the water in the bowl and pulls hard on the chain to make it flush! She pulls so hard the chain comes off in her hand and she holds it while forcing Katy's face to remain in the toilet, when she finally relents it is to wrap the chain around her right hand and she then delivers a series of chain assisted punches to the soaked, unprotected head of Katy Perry, busting her wide open just like her partner!
Upstairs Taylor is slowly crawling and begging off trying to get away from Selena but the raven haired beauty gives a cruel smile and pulls Taylor up by her hair and runs and slams her face into the wall. They are right at the head of the steep, wooden staircase that dominates the middle of the house and Selena pulls Taylor off the wall and makes to flings her over the bannister. A horrific drop would have awaited her but somehow Taylor managed to grab on and in desperation raked Selena's eyes with her nails. She clambered back over onto the safe side of the bannister and drove her foot up into Selena's gut, doubling her over then in one fluid movement Taylor grabbed her enemy by the hair and her dress, spun her around and literally flung her down the stairs!
It was a short flight with a very hard landing. Selena slammed into the wall on the landing on her left side taking the brunt of the blow on her left arm/shoulder with a wicked sounding thud before crumpling to her knees on the landing. Taylor pulled herself to her feet and hobbled down the stairs before gaining speed to run from the bottom step and smash her knee into Selena’s head which was brutally trapped between knee and wall! Selena’s head lolled on her shoulders and she looked out of it. Taylor gave a wolfish grin, stepped back then drove her knee repeatedly into Selena’s defenceless head. Then she literally ripped off Selena’s dress leaving her in just a black bra and panties, she hoisted her up for a suplex but instead of dropping her on the landing she dropped her crotch first on the bannister! Selena grave a moan of agony and did not resist as Taylor grabbed her by the ankle and dragged her down the lower flight of stair, scrapping her crotch along the wooden railing. She paused at the bottom of the stairs, there was a circular, wooden object at the bannister and Taylor stepped around to grab Selena’s other ankle and then proceeded to pull Selena’s crotch hard into the object, then repeated that act over ten times, each time seeming to get harder andf harder until the younger girl just lay slumped in agony on the rail.
Taylor turned to see Demi still dominating Katy behind her, ramming Katy’s head into the back of the front door, Taylor strode up behind her and sized her up before kicking her between the legs from behind. That stopped Demi in her tracks and Taylor gave her some of the treatment she had been treating Katy to by grabbing her by her hair and ramming her face into the door. Then she swung the door open and held Demi in the frame as Katy got the her feet, saw her partner’s intention and grabbed the door and slammed it shut on Demi!
The heels were nothing if not thorough and Taylor moved Demi a few inches each time after Katy had slammed the door on her until they had turned her through almost 360 degree and she was already bruising up. To finish Taylor pulled Demi’s arms behind her and pushed her forward so just her head was against the frame before nodding to Katy to do it again. Katy hesitated a moment before perpetrating such a heinous act but not long and slammed the door shut flush on Demi’s skull. With that done Taylor threw Demi out the door and closed it. That might have meant that the good girls were ahead but seeing that Selena was still slumped on the bannister and both Taylor and Katy were heading towards her you wouldn’t have known it.
The first thing they did was grab Selena’s ankles and repeat the dose of crotching her on the bannister, this time propelled by the force of two vicious bitches. With Selena in tears Taylor sent Katy away to drag the solid kitchen table into the open plan space in the hall while she bent to hiss in Selena’s ear, no doubt to goad and insult her former best friend. With some difficulty Katy dragged the table in place and helped Taylor lift Selena off the bannister and power her up in position for a powerbomb off the third step onto the heavy, wooden table. It was a crunching brutal move. Unlike the tables in the arena this was a solid object and had zero give as Selena’s back slammed against it. This was turning into a horrible slaughter now and the audience in the arena and at home must have winced and cringed as the heels repeated the move, powerbombing an unmoving Selena once more on the table. Taylor climbed up on the table now and had to lift an unmoving opponenet onto her knees and stuffed her head between her thighs and jumped up to Pedigree her face first onto the unforgiving surface of the table.
With absolutely zero resistance Taylor and Katy peeled off Selena’s underwear with Taylor announcing to the cellar trapdoor that they “had made sure they had easy access to the slut!” before the smirking heels strolled out the front door and locked it behind them, passing a still unconscious Demi Lovato and convincingly winning the fight in 15:32.
Back inside the house an ominous buzzer sounded and there was the thud of a bolt being electronically opened, seconds later the trapdoor to the cellar swung open and slammed on the floor and through it emerged four men in Halloweeen costumes. Ghostface, Freddy Krueger, Jason and Leatherface. As if their appearance wasn't bad enough the watching public knew that these masked men were in actual fact serial sex offenders and that Selena Gomez was now fated to be trapped inside with them until the next daybreak. We watch likee voyeurs as they climb up and move through the old house until they come across the naked, unmoving body of Miss Gomez on the table. Ghostface is on her first and drags her by the hair so she is bent over the table and the camera pans away as he grunts and mounts her roughly from behind while the others wait their turn. They will all get a shot though, all Selena's holes will be thoroughly used by daybreak and she will have been mentally and physically broken to hofrrific levels.
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Time now for the second to last match of the evening. Ominous music fills the arena as a steel cage is lowered from the ceiling and technicians affix it securely to the ring. While they are doing this we get a video package recapping the events that have led up to this match pitting Eva Green against Meghan Markle. Eva, of course, is the seemingly indestructible bodyguard for the owner of the Federation, Duchess Kate Middleton. Until last month’s show her sister-in-law Meghan was part of the Royal Court and lording it over all and sundry. But there had always been an edge between Kate and Meghan and Kate had set Meghan up royally at War Games, turning on her and costing her a humiliating loss to royal slave, Stephanie McMahon. That loss has come with a cruel branding to Meghan’s ass and most observer’s realised this had been Kate’s intent all along, to make her sister-in-law feel the pain and shame she had when she had lost a similar loser gets branded match to McMahon. But Meghan’s problems hadn’t ended there, she was signed to a performer’s contract and immediately Kate had compounded her misery by booking this match tonight, in a steel cage against one of the most fearsome women in the Federation.
But, with the cage set and her new music playing it is a confident Meghan that emerges and strolls down the ramp. She is wearing a form fitting white one piece bathing suit and white boots and receives a spattering of applause from the crowd. Showing no nerves or fear the American , walks around and steps inside the steel structure.
As Meghan waits in the cage four, muscled men carry out a golden throne with Kate Middleton sitting in it. They gently lower it to the flat bit at the top of the ramp and Kate smirks and picks up a tub of popcorn, clearly intent on enjoying this match. She is flanked by her other heavy Charlotte Flair. Eva emerges behind them and slowly steps forward, she stops beside her employer and The Duchess whispers something to her that brings a cruel smile to the Frenchwoman’s face. Eva is clad in shiny black PVC bra top and shorts and just looks as dominant and intimidating as ever. She slowly makes her way down the ramp, drawing the tension out before slowly circling the cage and slowly pulling the door open to enter. As she steps through the ropes though, Meghan bum rushes her and hits her with a knee lift. It has zero effect, Eva enters and pushes Meghan back then charges her with a clothesline that would have taken her head off if Meghan hadn’t ducked at the last minute. Amongst this the bell has rung and we are underway. Clearly Meghan knows she has to keep out of Eva’s reach and she carries this out by hitting and running, a spin kick hit then retreating. Eva just grinned. She knew you could only run for so long inside the confines of a cage.
The game of cat and mouse lasted a minute or so until Meghan got a little more confident and went for a dropkick. Showing surprising speed Eva side stepped it and as Meghan rose Eva grabbed her around the throat and hoisted her up for a chokeslam. Meghan struggled widly, kicking out her legs and arms and just managed to scratch Eva’s face with her nails forcing her to drop her. It did anger Eva though and she charged, Megan sidestepped and Eva slammed face fist into the cage wall! Meghan ran at the opposite ropes, rebounded off and jumped and flew at Eva as she turned with a flying forearm but Eva caught her, forcibly lifted her up above her head in a military slam and literally tossed Meghan face first into the cage wall like a lawn dart! Eva smirked and walked over to haul Meghan up by her long hair and jammed her hand into Meghan’s throat and lifted her for a chokeslam. She held her up and looked up the ramp where The Duchess made a great show of lifting her hand and then turning it into a thumbs down. Eva delivered a crunching chokeslam and pulled Meghan up immediately to repeat the treatment but as she looked up the ramp she stopped dead. Three figures had emerged behind Kate and Charlotte, they were Venus and Serena Williams and Beyoncé and all three were brandishing baseball bats. Venus brained Charlotte from behind with her bat, dropping her like a stone. Serena turned and faced the entranceway lest anyone wanted to help Kate as Beyoncé walked around Kate’s throne and menacingly put her bat on The Duchess’s chin. In the cage Eva was concerned and dropped Meghan and made to move to the cage door but Beyoncé lifted a mic to her mouth and called out to Eva.
“Nuh-uh bitch! You stay right where you are. If you step out that door I will hit a home run on you Royal boss’s skull!”
That stopped Eva and she just stood in the cage and stewed as Beyoncé menaced Kate.
“You think you own us bitch? You think you can just humiliate us and there is no payback? Well fuck you and all the whores that hang about with you. You cross us again and believe me you will regret it!”
The crowd lapped up how terrified the hated Kate was, sitting there in her throne, literally shaking and begging off. They also cheered as they watched Meghan pull herself to her feet and climb up the cage wall as Eva was distracted and she managed to scale up and over and dropped to the floor. The bell rang.
The winner in 4:02 is MEGHAN MARKLE. Meghan hurried up the ramp and hugged Beyoncé and the Williams sisters then turned to Kate and gave her the hardest bitch slap imaginable, literally knocking her off her throne. At that Eva exited the cage and stormed up the ramp, Beyoncé, Meghan and the Williams sisters had delivered their message though and withdrew to much applause as The Duchess of Cambridge sprawled on the ramp holding her cheek and almost crying.
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Backstage Kristen Bell is joined by Iggy Azalea and she asks her the question on everybody’s lips.
“Why Iggy, why? I mean you and J-Lo have been friends and partners for years, you have won together and lost together, bled together. Why would you turn on her now? And for that, that cult?”
Iggy smirked, grabbed the microphone and pie faced the petite blonde away.
“Beat it loser, before you get the same treatment. That spic was never my ‘friend’ , she just used me. It took Emma and her group to show me but once they did I saw it all. Jennifer used me when she needed me, when she needed back up or a partner but was she ever there for me, when I needed her? No. So tonight I just served notice on that old bitch that she cannot use me anymore and like Emma says debauched, old pigs like her need to be re-educated or cleansed to make this world a better place.”
There is a serene look on the Aussie’s face as we pan away from her.
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Next we cut to the scene outside the arena in time to see Pippa Middleton walking Stephanie McMahon back after a nights humiliation for the former owner of the Federation. Pippa is blissfully unaware of the attack and threats on her sister just minutes earlier. Stephanie is back to being stark naked and is being led along the pavement outside the arena on a leash and collar like a dog on her hands and knees. It looks sore and uncomfortable. From behind them a car comes up the ramp from the arena's underground car park and moves up behind them. As it passes Meghan Markle leans out the back window holding one of the comrades baseball bat's and swings it to smack into the unsuspecting Pippa's back sending her sprawling on the pavement. As the car speeds off Stephanie looks around and we see just a small part of her former attitude, a malicious smirk as she spies Pippa down on her face and just in front of her a dog turd that lies on the pavement! Without thinking of any future consequences and just seeing it as a chance for revenge for all she has been forced to endure that night, Steph grabbs Pippa by the hair, drags her so that her face it over the fresh, stinking dog shit and pushes Pippa's face into it and rubs it back and forth. Given she is still under contract as Kate's slave for a further four months she knows she will likely regret this move but damn she enjoyed it and gives a big grin as she gets to her feet and places her foot on the back of Pippa's head and grinds it in even further!
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Back to the arena and the cage has been removed and the ring is back to normal. The arena lights are dimmed and a strange red glow seems to permeate the building. A maniacal laugh plays over the PA and the arena goes completely dark before a red spotlights picks out a figure at the top of the entrance ramp. It is the challenger for the World Heavyweight title, Megan Fox. She wears a black one piece that reveals ample cleavage and as she walks slowly down the ramp a package of the 34 year olds greatest hits plays on the big screen behind her. Wince inducing clips of her brutally destroying Angelina Jolie, Alicia Vikander, Jennifer Anniston, Kaley Cuoco, Melissa Rauch, the list goes on and on. She is rightly regarded as the most dangerous woman in the Federation and that highlight reel is more than enough to re-inforce the fact. She steps confidently through the ropes and leans in a corner as the lights go up and the new World Champion is introduced for the very first time.
To a tumultuous reception Jennifer Lawrence steps out atop the ramp and holds the World Title aloft in her right hand. She stands there for a while and soaks up the positive reaction which just seems to get louder and louder. Jen wipes a tear from her eye, so moved is she by her reception before lowering the belt and marching down the ramp to what will no doubt be quite the first challenge of her reign. She is wearing a white two piece bikini and slides in under the bottom rope while never taking her eyes off what Megan is doing (she just leans on the ropes and snaps her chewing gum as she watches the champ). J-Law takes the belt and kisses it before handing it over to the referee who hands it down to the timekeeper. He then calls the two competitors together and as they face each other goes over the rules. During this he states this is a no disqualification, falls count anywhere match. This is news to the Champion and she glares at the official and splutters.
“What!? Since when?”
“Decree from the Duchess, she just told me before I came out.”
“That’s bullshi……”
She never got to finish her expletive as Megan had heard enough and kicked her in the crotch with a low blow to double J-Law over then grabbed her by the hair and held her in place to drive her knee up into the Champ’s face! Blood exploded from Jennifer’s nose and she gave a howl and dropped to her knees, Megan backed up, hit the ropes and ran forward to drive her boot to the side of the champ’s face to knock her over and she rolled onto her back proceeded to stamp all over her body. Then Megan dropped her knees onto J-Law’s gut and straddled her while delivering a barrage of hard punches that further messed up her nose. Eventually Jennifer found the strength to buck her body and throw Megan off and had the survival instinct to immediately roll under the ropes to the outside.
But she got no respite as the challenger hurried over and reached down over the top rope to grab J-Law by the hair and started to pull her up by it. There was a gasp from the crowd as Jennifer’s long blonde hair stretched then strands started to rip from her scalp. In desperation J-Law reached up, caught hold of Megan’s wrist and pulled and managed to bring Megan out over the top rope to crash down to the floor. It was a hell of a bump and both lay motionless on the floor for a moment before Jennifer dragged herself to her feet. Gritting her teeth she pulled Megan up and hoisted her onto her shoulder before running around the ring and dropping her with a heavy duty power slam onto the floor at the foot of the entrance ramp! She covered her and Megan just kicked out after the referee had got to two. Undeterred Jennifer pulled Megan to her feet, wrapped her arms around her as if for a bear hug and ran towards the ring, driving Megan’s back into the edge of the ring apron. Megan gasped in pain as Jennifer backed up and repeated the move, this time though as Megan hit she flung her head forward and head-butted J-Law square in her already busted up nose. Jen reeled back holding her face and Megan levelled her with a clothesline. She followed with a cover that Jen kicked out of at two. Megan smiled though and rolled Jen onto her front and grabbed her hair and pulled her head up by it then casually placed her foot on the back of Jen’s head and released her hair and stamped down, driving Jen’s already badly damaged face right down into the floor. When Megan pulled her up we could see that Jennifer Lawrence’s beautiful features were absolutely wrecked and we saw that better when Megan whipped her back first against the crowd barrier then laid in with a series of hard knife edge chops. Somewhere in all that punishment Jen’s bikini top came off and her boobs bounced into sight.
The sight of them seemed to inspire Megan to greater cruelty and she grabbed Jen’s nipples and twisted them harshly then led Jen by them over to the ring steps and pushed Jen to her knees and fiddled about with placing her tits between the two parts of the steps. Megan smirked and she stepped on the steps and walked up them as Jen screamed in pain, then she stood on the apron and jumped up to land on the top of the steps intent on driving them onto the champ’s tits. In desperation Jennifer managed to tug her boobs away and the top half of the steps moved too and Megan landed on them as they sloped and was propelled off them to be flung forward and over the crowd barrier. Angry and scared at the prospect of losing her title in her first defence Jennifer forced herself up, grabbed a folding chair from ringside and when Megan’s head appeared over the barrier Jen swung at it like a whack-a-mole. She connected too, sending Megan sprawling back into the crowd that were coming alive again as their favourite finally had the upper hand. She stepped over the barrier just in time for Megan to get back to her hands and knees and again swung the chair, smashing it off the challenger’s skull. Jen kicked Megan over onto her back and revealed that Miss Fox was busted open now too, a cut having been opened up on her forehead. Jen covered her there in amongst the yelling crowd but it took the ref a few moments to reach them and make a count and somehow Megan kicked out at two. Jen hauled Megan up and brawled with her, punching and slapping and chopping her through the crowd and over to the guard rail beside the ramp. Jen stood back and ran and clotheslined her challenger up and over the barrier to splat on the concrete face first. Another cover gained another two count before Jen dragged her by the hair around the ring and lifted her and slammed her down on the announcers table!
With the crowd buzzing with anticipation Jennifer Lawrence climbed the apron and up onto the top turnbuckle and with a brief pause to cross herself she leapt off with a huge splash that landed and drove both combatants through the table, splintering it into so many pieces as the crowd roared their approval. Neither moved for a while until Jen crawled over and draped her arm over Megan’s body and got an unbelievably close two count. She glared at the referee but he shook his head, Megan had somehow got her shoulder up. Like the warrior she was J-Law forced herself up to her feet and pulled her opponent with her and slowly stuffed Megan’s head between her thighs intending to hit a powerbomb on the floor, but as she lifted Megan resisted and instead back dropped Jen hard on the ground. Megan had the advantage now and used it to pick Jen up and nailed her with a DDT on the floor. She then propped the champion against the apron and lifted her legs to roll her up onto the apron. Megan followed and after much struggling power Jen up and dropped her with piledriver on the apron. Jen looked out of it, that was the hardest part of the ring mat but Megan made no move to cover her. Rather she smiled wickedly before lifting a lifeless Jennifer up and turning her into position for a Tombstone piledriver on the apron, then before she dropped to her knees she swivelled again so that Jennifer’s head hung over the apron with only the floor feet below beneath her. And then she stepped off the apron.
The crowd gasped, screamed, covered their faces, looked away, whatever as the bodies plummeted then connected horribly with the ground. Megan landed on her knees and grimaced at the impact before releasing her hold and allowing a limp, rag doll body of her foe to flop over onto her back. She was not moving. Megan leaned aback against Jen to cover her.
ONE.TWO.THREE.
The was no hint of any movement to kick out from Jennifer.
The winner and new World Heavyweight Champion in 11:21 is MEGAN FOX. Jennifer Lawrence has lost the title in her very first defence and she may well have lost more than that. She is completely unmoving as an EMT crew rush down and tend to her, getting a neck brace on her and delicately sliding her onto a stretcher before removing her from the arena, all the while with absolutely no sign of life from the former Champ.
By then Megan had grabbed the World Title and was in the middle of the ring regarding it as the crowd came out of their stunned, shocked silence and began to mercilessly boo the new Champion and throw rubbish at her in the ring. Megan seemed to get off on that and stood proudly in the middle of the ring and raised her title belt higher almost daring them to give her more shit. A near full cup of juice hit her in the head and Megan scowled and dropped the belt and exited the ring to confront the crowd in the direction it had flown from. As she did so a figure on the other side jumped the crowd barriers and picked up the belt. Megan saw this and slid back into the ring to confront the fan. They pulled back their hood of their jumper and we all saw it was Jennifer Aniston! Megan’s last victim and former tag team partner. Aniston said something to Megan then smashed the title belt into Megan’s face!
Megan got nothing up to block the blow and fell to the mat. Jennifer stood over her and clubbed the belt down repeatedly into Megan’s face, intent of full revenge. When she finally stopped, her arms sore from the exertion she lifted the belt to reveal to the camera that Megan’s beautiful face was a bloody mess. Jennifer turned the belt over so that the metal fascia was pressed onto Megan’s features then left it there, stood up and jumped up in the air and brought both feet down on the back of the belt driving it into Megan’s face.
The fans didn’t know what to make of this, they hated Megan with a passion but Jennifer Aniston was equally one of the most hated competitors in the Federation’s history and the ultra violence on show made for compulsive viewing. Aniston laid the World title belt on the canvas and pulled Megan’s face over it then brutally rubbed it against the metal on the belt, really grinding it in before finally leaving off as Megan was out, a bloody bruised mess. Jennifer stood up and stood tall over the new World Champion as the PPV came to an end.