(Camera pans Cleo uptown office. The camera focuses on him working feverishly at the
computer. He glances once to the clock,
which reads seven PM. He shakes his
head as he continues his work. The
buzzer from the outer office buzzes.
Cleo looks at the buzzer with genuine puzzlement. He murmurs to himself.)
Cleo: "I
could've sworn everyone was gone."
(He presses the buzzer and says.)
Cleo:
"Yeah?"
(Cleo waits for the buzzer, but nothing happens as he
frowns. He then shrugs and starts to
type again. After a few moments the
buzzer goes off again. Cleo stops and
looks at the buzzer a little angrier. )
Cleo:
"What?!!"
(Again nothing. Cleo
storms out cussing and opens the door.)
Cleo:
"Dammit!! What in the Hell
do you…?"
(Cleo's anger turns to confusion, as the outer office is
empty. He decides to go towards the
elevators to check on who that could've been.
Again, he is unsuccessful finding anyone. Then, shaking his head…he goes back to his office…stopping on the
way to disconnect the buzzer on his secretary's desk. He walks back into his office with his head down and shuts the
door. He turns to his desk and
freezes.)
Women's voice:
"Chasing ghosts, are we, Cleo?"
(Cleo's frown turns into a grin as the camera pans to a
woman sitting in his desk. She is
blonde, wearing a black robe and black high heel shoes casually crossed at her
ankle on Cleo's desk. She is staring at
Cleo with a sexy smile on her face.)
Cleo: "This is
a surprise. The great
Hollywood..sitting in my humble office and me without a camera."
(Hollywood gazes at Cleo for a moment. Then she looks at the computer screen and
says.)
Hwood: "Working
on another nasty column, Cleo?"
(Cleo shrugs.)
Cleo: "Just
trying to keep busy. What brings you
here, Hollywood?"
(Hollywood uncrosses her feet and leans her elbows on his
desk. stares Cleo in the eyes and
says.)
Hwood: "Can't
you guess?"
(Cleo just walks over to one of the chairs that sits in
front of the desk. He looks at Hwood
with a insolent grin.)
Cleo: "Why
don't you just tell me?"
(Hwood looks at him a moment then shakes her head.)
Hwood: "I knew
you were an asshole, I didn't know you were a stupid asshole."
(The grin disappears off of Cleo's face and the smile grows
bigger on Hwood's face.)
Hwood: "Here's
the deal, Cleo. You and me…right
here..right now…one on one."
Cleo: "Okay,
anyway you want it. I was thinking you
were wanting to wrestle, but this will be just fine by me."
(Hollywood hides her disgust, as Cleo takes off his tie.)
Hwood: "Geez,
of course I mean we're gonna wrestle."
Cleo:
"Here? What if somebody
comes in?"
(Hwood gets up and smiles again.)
Hwood: "Then
they will get to see me whip your ass."
(Hwood passes a piece of paper to Cleo.)
Hwood: "We are
going to wrestle best three out of five falls…submission….that way I get to
hear you beg."
(Cleo smiles.)
Cleo: "I think
you'll be crying to much to hear that.
What's the paper for?"
(Hwood starts writing on her piece of paper)
Hwood: "Raising
the stakes. If you submit to me three
times, you have to do everything I write on this paper…if you win, then I have
to do what you have on your paper…any questions?"
Cleo: "Yeah…how
do you spell felatio?"
(Hwood smirks at him and then says.)
Hwood: "Don't
worry, hon…your paper doesn't matter."
(Hwood stands and then seals her paper up. As Cleo watches with wide eyes, she drops
her robe revealing a black and yellow bikini.
She puts her hands on her hips)
Hwood:
"Whenever you're ready, Dear."
(Cleo scribbles like a mad man and then quickly and roughly
puts his paper in an envelope and seals it.)
Match starts.
(Cleo stands up and looks at Hwood with undisguised
lust. She steps out of her high heels
and saunters around the desk and grabs his collar lightly. She looks up at him and says.)
Hwood: "By the
Cleo, I forgot to tell you something."
Cleo: "What's
that, Hollywood?"
(She reaches back and punches him hard in the belly. As he bends over in pain, she says.)
Hwood: "This is
anything goes, Sweetheart."
(She grabs him by the hair and slams him face first into the
table. Then she starts taking off his
shirt.)
Hwood: "Gosh,
Cleo, you look hot…let me help you out."
(She takes off his shirt.
Holds it up and then tosses it away disdainfully.)
Hwood: "Such
cheap clothing. Maybe I do need to pay
you better."
(She giggles as she pushes him back on the floor. She then turns him over and grabs his
arms. She pulls him into a surfboard
hold.)
Hwood: "Hey,
Cleo, baby. What do you think…ready to
give it up?"
Cleo:
"N-n-o!"
Hwood: "Good…I
was just starting to enjoy myself."
(She lets go of his arms and pulls him into a camel clutch.)
Hwood: "Oh gee,
you're so pathetic, you're cute!!"
(Holds the clutch for awhile and then drops Cleo to the
carpet. She stands over Cleo with a
thoughtful look.)
Hwood: "Hmm…I
wonder what I can do to you now?"
(Hollywood snaps her fingers and turns Cleo over on his
back.)
Hwood: "I do
believe you said something about my fat, lazy, ass..didn't you?"
(Cleo starts to get up and Hollywood kicks him in the
stomach.)
Hwood: "I don't
remember telling you to get up. Now,
didn't you say something about my fat, lazy, ass in that pitiful paper of
yours?"
(Cleo shakes his head.
Hwood stomps on his belly. Then
poses her foot above his groin.)
Hwood: "Tell
the truth. Did you or didn't you?"
(Cleo nods his head.)
Hwood: "Would
you like to see my ass..close up?"
(Cleo looks confused.
Like it's a trick question.
Hwood suddenly drops her rear on his belly knocking the wind out of
him. She then scoots up to his
shoulders. She winks and smiles.)
Hwood: "Take a
deep breath, Hon."
(She then scoots up and sits on Cleo's face…every so often
lifting up so he can get a breath..then sitting back down. Once she sits up a moment.)
Hwood: "Do ya
give, Cleo? Or do I have to put you
out?"
Cleo: "I
give…you don't have to put me out."
(Hollywood smiles.)
Hollywood: "Oh,
but I'm having too much fun to stop!!
Nighty night, Cleo!"
(She sits back down.
Eventually, Cleo is out like the proverbial light.)
Scene fades out.
Fall 1-Hollywood
(Scene fade in as the camera focuses in on Cleo's
unconscious form. Suddenly, water hits
him on the face. He sputters and chokes
back to consciousness. Hollywood has
already turned back toward the bar area and is getting some more water. She leans back against the cabinets as she
watches Cleo get back to his feet.)
Hwood: "Sleep
well, Cleo? Did ya have…(smile creeps
in)..sweet dreams?"
(She chuckles to herself as Cleo begins to get red in the
face. She sips the rest of the water
and lays the glass down on the cabinet.)
Hwood: "That's
one for me, Cleo. Two more to go."
(Cleo is really mad as the two meet in the center of the
room. Hwood catches him with a knee
coming in that doubles him over. She
walks around him and kicks him in the rear sending him to the floor. She then reaches down and picks him up by
the hair. Cleo retaliates by launching
a punch in the mid section. He then
gets up and catches her with another punch into the midsection.
He then flings her against the wall face first. She hits and then just leans against the
wall in pain. Cleo comes behind her and
picks her up…belly to back…and carries her to the middle of the floor and
ATOMIC DROPS her. Hollywood goes down
face first holding her …well, whatever she hurt on the Atomic Drop.)
Cleo: "You see,
little girl, what happens when you mess with the bull? Ya get the horns!!"
(He kicks her over on her back and stomps her in the belly a
couple of times. He then picks her up
by the hair and then reaches down to pick her up…as if to body slam her. Instead, he turns her around and drops her
on his knee backfirst…a backbreaker!!
She squirms off and lays in a heap beside Cleo. She turns on her belly and rubs her back in
pain. Cleo straddles her back and
undoes her bikini strap.)
Cleo: "Having a
hard time breathing, Babe? Let me
loosen some of your clothing."
(Cleo snickers as takes the top off and tosses it on his
desk. He then brings up the hurt
Hollywood to a sitting position and puts his knee in her back. He applies a chinlock to the hurt lady while
pulling her back against his knee. As
she groans in pain, Cleo starts to laugh at her predicament.)
Cleo: "Not as
easy as you thought it was going to be is it?"
(Cleo suddenly lets her go as she falls flat on her
face. She crawls to her hands and knees
as Cleo grabs her by the hair. She
suddenly punches him in the gut. She's
hurt so the punch doesn't have the full effect, but it does slow Cleo
down. He launches a forearm to the base
of her neck that puts her down. He
grabs her hair and pulls her to her knees.
He then gets behind her and locks a sleeperhold on the struggling
blonde. She fights it for a moment, but
then is slowly going out.
Cleo let's go of the hold and then picks Hollywood up. Hollywood looks pretty well worn down as she
is unsteady on her feet. He smiles at
her as he says.)
Cleo: "Now it's
YOUR turn to beg, bitch!!"
(He reaches down and picks her up and again slam's her
against his knee. Instead of letting
her go, he pushes down on her thighs and chin in an over the knee
backbreaker. Hollywood is writhing
around in pain.)
Cleo: "What do
you say, Holly?"
(Hollywood stops struggling but can't say anything. Cleo releases her and pushes her on her belly. He then shakes his head at Hollywood's pain
tolerance. He grabs her ankles and
faces away from her and bends them backwards.
He has her in a Boston Crab!!
Hollywood pleads for him to let him go. )
Cleo: "If you
want me to let you go, say what I want to hear, Bitch!!"
Hollywood:
"Okay, you bastard!! I give
up!!! You win!!!"
(Cleo bends back one more time and then lets the blonde's
legs fall down…he puts his hands over his head for a moment, then turns
back. He smiles as he helps Hollywood
back to her knees and slips the sleeperhold on her again.)
Cleo: "You put
me out, I put you out!!"
Hwood: "No No
NO!!!"
(Cleo slowly increases the hold until Hwood's struggles
stop. He lets her fall, unconscious.)
Fall 2-Cleo
Fade Out.
(The camera fades in on the figure or Hollywood for a
moment. Then suddenly from above water
comes down on her face. She sputters
from the water overdose for a moment before sitting up. In front of her, Cleo has put his now empty
glass of water on the desk and leans against said desk with his arms
crossed. He has a smile on his face.)
Cleo: "Welcome,
back, Holly. You are so cute when
you're sleeping."
(Hollywood gets up a bit woozy, but with a snarl on her
lips.)
Hollywood: "You
bastard!! You're are so gonna wish
that you didn't just do that!!"
(Hollywood is up to her feet and is quickly regaining her
faculties as Cleo stands up.)
Cleo: "It seems
that maybe you bit off a little more than you can chew, doesn't it? Would you like to call this off?"
(He smiles.)
Cleo: "I
promise that you will enjoy losing this one."
(Hollywood swings a punch at Cleo, which he blocks and holds
her arm.)
Cleo: "Is that
a no?"
(The two struggle for a moment before Hollywood connects
with a shot to his belly. As Cleo holds
his belly, he backhands Hwood. She
falls and he's doubled over trying to get his breath back. She gets up slowly and approaches the
recovering Cleo.
She throws a right, which he blocks. She throws a left, which he blocks. He is holding both of her hands with a smile
on his face. The smile disappears as
she kicks him in the belly. He doubles
over again and she hooks him into a front headlock. She then drops butt first iand DDT's him. (If this isn't possible, a forearm to the
back will probably do the job.)
Cleo rolls over on his back a bit dizzy. Hollywood stomps on his belly again. Then reaches down to grab his legs. After a struggle, she turns him over in a
Boston Crab. He begins to yell and beat
the carpet as she has a grim smile on her face.)
Hollywood: "Are
you hurtin', Cle?"
(She laughs as he yells at her. Suddenly he begins to use his arms to push up on the Crab and
this throws Hollywood off balance. She
quickly gets in position to put on a body scissors behind him, which causes
even more pain to Cleo. She grins as he
flails at her legs.)
Hwood: "Ah,
Cleo. You know better than that. My scissors are unbreakable."
(She continues to grin, until he twists at her feet, which
causes her immense pain for a moment.
She releases him and holds her foot to rub the feeling back into
it. Cleo is rolling slightly from the
pain.
Hollywood is the first to rise. She gets up and puts him in a headlock. Cleo punches her in the kidney and that releases the hold. He then grabs her hair and pulls it where
she is leaning back. He puts a reverse
headlock on her and sinks her down. A 'Dragon Sleeper'. Hollywood is slowly going out until she flails
a kick that lands on his face. This
breaks the hold. He holds his nose as
she tries to get her breath back. She
gets up and turns around. She grabs his
hair as grabs her in a face to face bearhug.
Her arms are trapped under his as he begins to increase the
pressure. She squirms for a moment then
she looks in his face.
Then kisses him. The
longer this goes on, the hold gets weaker and then kisses get stronger. She is released and both embrace kissing
passionately as Hollywood breaks the embrace.)
Hollywood: "I
hope you don't think too badly of me, Cleo."
(Between kisses.)
Cleo: "Why
would this make me feel worse, this is great."
(Hollywood smiles.)
Hwood: "No, not
this, Silly."
(Her knee hits his groin with full force. He stands there a moment in a glazed stare.)
Hwood: "For
that."
(He falls down holding the source of his pain. Hollywood reaches down and puts his head in
between her legs and positions herself for a figure four headscissors. He flails for a moment and begins to slowly
go out after a couple of minutes.
Hollywood releases him just before he has totally passed out.)
Hwood: "It's
submission, Cleo…and I bet I know a good way to hear those magic words."
(As she smiles she twines his legs into a figure four
leglock. He is slowly brought around by
the pain and begins to yell as she puts more pressure into the hold.)
Hwood: "Do you
have something to say, Cleo baby?"
(After a few moments, Cleo gives it up. Hwood releases him.)
Hwood: "Darn,
just as I was enjoying myself."
Fall 3-Hwood wins.
(Hwood moves over the hurt Cleo and kneels beside him with
her hands on her hips. With a smile she
straddles him and leans down to him, smothering him with her breasts. She does that for a moment and then lets
up.)
Hwood: "Ya
know, I think we just need to finish this up.
Any objections?"
(As Cleo tries to answer, she smothers him again and he
isn't heard. )
Hwood:
"Good. I'm glad we
agree. Now, since you are a wrestling
fan, let me show you some more of the moves."
(She picks him up by the hair and grabs an arm.)
Hwood: "This is
called an 'Irish Whip', Babe."
(She throws him into the wall. She grins slightly.)
Hwood: "Of
course there are usually ring ropes to sling you back…oh well."
(She walks over to him and gives him a couple of judo chops
to his chest.)
Hwood: "Takes
your breath away, doesn't it?"
(She grabs him by the belly and moves him back.)
Hwood: "This is
called an Atomic Drop"
(She performs the move and it leaves Cleo on his
stomach. Hwood drops down on his back
and pulls his arms over her legs. She
then pulls his chin.)
Hwood: "This is
called a 'Camel Clutch'. Ya like
it?"
(Cleo groans as Hwood laughs at him. She drops him after a moment and then grabs
his left arm and and entwines it in hers.)
Hwood: "Now,
this is a Cobra Clutch…don't get 'em mixed up now, Sweetie."
(She holds the hold a little while, but releases it when she
thinks he's about to give up. She
smiles at the pile of Cleo at her feet as she contemplates her next move. She snaps her fingers and grabs his legs. )
Hwood: "Now,
this is called a 'Scorpion Deathlock..."
(She turns her head and smiles)
Hwood: "That
does look painful…lets try another one, shall we?"
(She lets go of the hold and turns Cleo over. She then sits him up. She then grabs both arms and pulls.)
Hwood: "That
feel good, Hon? This is a modified
surfboard…"
(Cleo begins to beg for her to let him go. She smiles and does so.)
Hwood: "Now,
Cleo, honey, you can't give up til I show you the best hold of them all…."
(She arranges the sitting Cleo into a figure four position
with his legs then leans forward and locks a reverse full nelson on him.)
Hwood: "…How do
ya like the SITTING BULL?"
(Cleo screams out his submission over and over as she just
holds it tight…finally she lets it go.
She then allows Cleo to fall backwards.
She then crawls over him. She
gives him a gentle kiss on the cheek as she smiles.)
Hwood: "This is
almost where we started, isn't it?"
(She moves forward and smothers Cleo with her breasts. Eventually, Cleo is out cold.)
*okay, you guys figure out the post match ceremonies….I had
fun,
Brett