Tape: TK021 Best Breasts
Length: 50 minutes (with a bonus match)
Style: Breast Battle Challenge
Reviewed By: Seaking
Rating 9:
Here's an interesting tape coming out of the Great White North, Canada. Those familiar with Tanya Kicks Videos know that these ladies fight it out for real and though good friends, they are highly competitive and give it their all. There is no pulling back or fakery here. Though they might try to through a theme into the video for a change of flavour, all the action is 100% for real rakes, slaps, grabs and pulls. No frilly girlie stuff here. They do fight within a certain range of rules to prevent anyone getting maimed. That's simply good comon sense and a safe smart move on everyone's part.
Even then, it was with quite a surprise to the people at Tanya Kicks when Zeta and Tiger Lily approached them with their own idea for a video. After numerous emails and requests for an all out "breast fight", these two fiesty gals decided upon their own to give the fans what they wanted. I think they actualy wanted to prove to each other who actualy could endure the most pain and punishment. I think they just wanted to test each other out. So, with some trepidation, they pulled out the cameras, lights and called in the other girls to watch the rookies have at it. And what a show this turned out to be! In the audience were Steele Rose and Demi the Dragon, now sporting her new shape and size. Yep! It's true, the rumours were true. Demi is pregnant and now on the side lines. Congrats babe!!
Right from the begining of the tape where the women are all around the dinner table discussing the upcoming match, you get a sense of how friendly these women are, and how catty they are too. This is a nice touch. The stuff coming out of them is hilarious as they cut each other up and aren't shy about it. Can't take the heat? get out. Simple as that, and they take as good as they get. Makes for a couple of chuckles. But, hey, we aren't here to hear a buncha women chatter it up at the table, are we?! Nuh uh, we wanna know what happens between Zeta and Lily.
I've seen both these gals fight in other videos before and each bring a different flavour to the action. Where as both are rough and tough, Zeta is as mouthy as Lily is quiet and serious. The amount of concentration on Lily's face throughout the matches indicate how much she's into the game, blocking out the pain to get to her opponent. Zeta on the other hand seems to try to distract her opponents with good banter and wise cracks (she's very good at it) and when she senses their guards are down, she leaps in full force to grab the advantage. Good tactics on both.
The whole set up is based on 4 challenges the girls thought up that they would try out against each other with their own rules, to see who was the toughest chick with the toughest breasts. It all starts out with the other gals sitting on the sofa and both Zeta and Lily in the middle of the living room facing each other off. Right away, Zeta throwns on her game face and unleashes a truck load of trash talk on Lily to set the mood. Wearing denim jeans, they quickly strip off their tops to show off their breasts, the intended targets! their first challenge is a bear hug breast crush-off. Grabbing each other into a bear hug, they try to crush the other gal's breasts against their own to cause the other gal to give up. Unfortunately this is more of a show hold than a real painful hold. Fun to watch but they all conclude that though the two gals look hot in that hold, it's fast going no where so they are asked to give it up. Not bad though.. not bad at all. It's a draw.
The next one is more challenging and more painful of a chanllenge. This time, the challenge is that Lily can make Zeta submit to a breast scissors. I don't think Zeta thought this one too carefully, It dosn't take Lily long to crank on the pressure and cause Zeta to submit. No pain to the breasts as much as the cracking of ribs if she doesn't submit! Zeta thought that the pressure on her breasts would be bearable but she must have forgotten about the ribs! hehe
Next comes a "Tit Squeeze Off" challenge. They can squeeze, grab and pull until the other submits. They immidiately grab each other breasts while standing in front of each other. They don't just grab a holdof the breast, they grab a freaking mitt full of each breast and dig in, deep! Lily's face is on of stoic concentration while Zeta tries to distract her opponent with grimaces and comments. Every once in a while you can tell the pain hits Lily as she grimaces in pain, as well does Zeta. "Tit for tat" says Zeta, "the more you pull the more I pull!" Now they grab each other by the nipples and haul upwards, soliciting howls of comments from the Peanut Gallery, ouch! Now the pain is starting to really register on their faces but neither is willing to give up, YET! The women in the background wince as the two crank on the pressure. Lily has such pressure and pull on Zeta's breasts that you wonder if it's going to come off! I didn't know breasts could fold in like that! Eeewwwww... Eventualy the pain is too much and one of them has to surrender. Who? There's only one way to find out.
The next challenge is the "Tit Slap" challenge called The Trade! The describe this one as the first one slaps once, the recieves one slap, then slaps twice and recieves two, then slaps three times, and recieves three.. and so on. The gal who starts first has to recieve the ones she gives before she can give up, however so she really has to think twice before continuing to the next level. This is going to be interesting and intense! Since Lily issues the challenge she gets to swing first. She slaps the side of Zeta's left breast and Zeta returns the favour. Asked if she wants to continue, Zeta is more than happy to continue. Lily slaps Zeta across each breast once, swaying them around. Zeta slaps the same left breast on Lily. Maybe Zeta is onto something, why share the wealth across two when you can punish the same breast, hoping to cause an early submission? This time around, when they resume the next round of 3 hits each, Lily crashes two heavy hands into Zeta's left breast and one into her right breast. Zeta quickly reciprocates with 2 heavy hits to Lily's left and one to the right breast. A little argument from the crowd as the 3rd hit lands on the arm and not on the breast so Zeta swings a 4th time. Should it have counted?? Lily doesn't care so it's allowed. Neither gal willing to show any sign of weakness at this point! When the 4 swing hits comes around, Lily crashes two huge open hands into each of Zeta's breasts. And I mean HUGE. Nothing gentle about these gals at this point. Zeta returns the hits, all four hits onto Lily's right breast. Geesus, that has got to sting!
The next round sees the same thing, 5 hits to the breasts. Zeta, never to miss a chance to smart mouth her oppoent, taunts Lily after she hit Zeta 4 times, paused and then hit the 5th slap. "Do you need help adding?!" snarks Zeta to Lily. Zeta slams her open hand slaps into Lily's breasts and the moaning and groaning coming from the audience announces how hard they are hitting. Not to mention the huge red welts developing on their breasts. yikes. They go for the 6 hits and then for the 7 hits! Zeta gets hit so hard it pushes her back. But she takes it all! She returns it to Lily who hestitates a moment and submits to Zeta as she can't continue. Oh my gosh! The red welts! Your reaction will be hugely different than the next person but geesus, are they nuts?! Talk about hard core! To let someone nail you so hard anywhere on the body to see who is the toughest is unbelievable! Talk about guts for glory! Even the audience gals announce that as brutal! The moans and groans from the audience tells you how it was in live action.
Ok, you would think that was the end of it right?? No way! Now the challenge is a "Tit's Tug of War"! What?! They run a tape on the floor and after they latch onto each other's breasts, they pull and tug to see if they can get the other across the tape mark. bad enough if you have someone grabbing your breasts but now you have someone yanking and tugging your breasts off your chest to get you across the line. After securely grabbing on to the other's breasts, the two gals start pulling for all they are worth to try and get the other gal over the line. Never missing a beat, Zeta taunts Lily with comments about the colour of her breasts "Purple looks excellent on you!". You can see Lily's thumb dug deep deep into Zeta's breast as she's pulling for all she's worth. Finaly, Zeta yanks Lily across the line for the win. Zeta wins the challenges and now orders Lily down to her knees as the vanquished. Zeta humourfully torments Lily "I may be purple, but I am the Titty Queen" as she prances in front of her beaten foe. And this is Zeta's ever first win at Tanya Kicks. Like all Tanya Kicks tapes, they all gather round to discuss the match and show close ups of the inflicted damage. I like this aspect as you get a bit of an insider view of what happens during the match up.
There's an added bonus match at the end of the tape between Tiger Lily and Demi the Dragon that was shot earlier in the year. They didn't want to put it out on it's own tape because the lighting at the end of the day was wanning and they lost a good shoot to the lighting conditions. But damn, the action was so hot and excellent that just had to show it somehow so they were kind enough to add it on to the end of the Beast Breast tape. And we're might glad they did. Even though the action finishes off in the darkening light, you still see a lot of action. This was an excellent bonus for all Tanya Kicks fans out there. Thanks guys for making it available to us.
There is a lot of comments and discussion about this tape on the femfighting circuit and for good reason. Both Zeta and Lily gave it their all and it's all real action. Some people have this fascination of breast battles and they are going to get their full and much more from this tape. The action is well paces, the intensity and hits are all real, nothing faked. Both Lily and Zeta were well responsive to the fans' request and so they went out and gave it their best try and I think they well succeeded! I have to commend Tanya herself for closely supervising the action. She was making sure that she could bring the match to a halt should it look that one gal got too obstinate for her own good and suffered and a needless injury. good on ya, TK.
Yeah, say what ya want about what these two did, I still have to give this tape a solid 9 stars for the amazing work they put into it. You want to see 'real' breast fighting action, no messing around, this is the tape to see. The welts are simply to horrible to look at but you have to. Amazing. Good job gals. I'm sure they rested up with bags of frozen peas on their chests after this day!
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