Tape: TK022 Best Breasts
Length: 50 minutes
Style: Cat Fight
Reviewed By: Seaking
Rating 8:
And they keep coming out, excellent catfight videos out of Canada! Tanya Kicks latest offering is a classic catfight match between the "Titty Queen" Zeta vs a new comer from WI, Dakota. This woman has fought in the past for other video companies and does well for herself in her matches but she hasn't been able to get a real catfight on the go to see what it was like, that is, until she contacted Tanya Kicks. So they matched her against Zeta, who is slightly taller than Dakota but build roughly the same way. Never before facing off, they are both in for a surprise during this match. As you well know, all the catfights at Tanya Kicks are for real, all real action and nothing pulled. They do battle within certain ground rules to make sure no one gets maimed or permanently injured. For this match, the rules are simple; verbal submissions only, no eye gouging, punching or kicks but everything else is ok; slaps, bites, mauls and hair pulling. If you are a great fan of hair pulling AND breast mauling, this is "THE" video to see. My hair roots still hurt after watching the video several times =)
After introductions are made, both ladies face off on the mats and the action begins with a few trade off slaps to test each other's mettle. The one thing that's subtle but important to notice in this match up, is the 'feeling' out of your opponent. You give so much, they return so much. So it's to see how far one will go. Although amicable at the beginning, you still have to watch your ass in a catfight lest it gets out of control and the fur will really start to fly.. (as if that's a bad thing?!). So off they go, slaps to the arms, body and face. Good trade offs. Right from the beginning the first slaps are high and to the face and rapid. Looks carefully, Dakota slaps Zeta square in the face and Zeta stamps her open hand hard across Dakota's face, real hard. They step back, and go back at it. I think at this point they realized there is going to be a hard fight here. I think the look Dakota gave Zeta said volume as to how far not to push or else! Oooooooh..
Finally, they lunge at each other and down they go, grabbing each other's hair and slapping the hell out of each other. Both ladies are wearing new bikinis which show off their gorgeous bodies. Zeta, being pale compared to Dakota's tanned skin sports her new wounds more readily as the welts start to show right away from the slaps her opponent laid across her fair skin. Zeta straddles on top of Dakota and you see where the experience in cat fighting comes in when you watch what Zeta does. Grabbing a huge mitt full of the blond woman's hair, Zeta cranks her head over to one side putting not only pain on her roots but pressure on her neck. With her free hand, Zeta slaps the hell out of any exposed skin Dakota leaves vulnerable. Wearing bikinis, this means there is a lot of bare skin to hit and the noise from the open hands on bare flesh is very audible. Dakota, instead of retaliating with her own slaps or hair pull tends to try to get Zeta's grip on her hair loose but to no avail. Now caught in Zeta's body scissors while on her knees, Dakota can now try her luck with some breast mauls as she rips off Zeta's bikini top to expose her lovely chest. However, Zeta still has two mitts in Dakota's hair and it's limiting her ability to counter anything Zeta throws at her. Instead of wailing away at Zeta, Dakota concentrates too much trying to pry Zeta's feet apart to break the scissor hold. Exasperated she finally grabs a hold of Zeta's nipples and give them a mighty yank to try to get Zeta to let go of her hair. But Zeta quickly counters with some painful slaps to Dakota's back. Zeta's ability to make the most of a situation comes to light when she's on her back, with Dakota in front of her caught in her scissors, Zeta has her opponent by the hair in one hand and her left nipple in the other. Just as she senses that Dakota was going to try to lift Zeta off the mat to slam her, Zeta releases the breast and rapid fire slaps Dakota in the face to let her know who is in control at this point. Furious, Dakota manages to get up on her feet while still trapped in Zeta's scissors but can't stand up because her opponent has her by the hair. Unable to free her hair, she reaches down and firmly grasps Zeta's nipples in each hand and I kid you not, I thought she was going to try and lift Zeta off the mat by her own nipples! Now that would have hurt! But she sits down again, still caught in the scissors and hair and gets slapped around by Zeta. Gotta hand it to Zeta, she's got good control over her opponent.
This goes on for a while, the hard fought struggle to get the advantage is basically ruled by Zeta in the first part of the match. When ever Dakota seems to get the advantage, the ever resourceful Zeta manages to counter it with a vicious hair pull or a hard place slap. Finally able to free herself of Zeta's clutches, well almost, they detangle but Zeta never lets go of the hair and actually drags poor Dakota across the mat by the hair. Zeta stands there pulling hard on Dakota's hair almost daring her to get up on her feet. Awesome stance. But on her feet she gets and the two are in a mutual hair pull and slapping the hell out of their breasts. trying to trip out Zeta, Dakota get caught in a headlock and they both go down. Unfortunately this was a bad move as Zeta is able to get a submission with a choke hold. Now that was a great first round. Zeta owned this match and made newcomer Dakota more appreciative of the fine art of cat fighting.
Round two starts off with the two facing off and trading slaps. Back and forth they go, nailing each other as hard as they can to make the other submit or flinch. I have to admit this part of the match is a bit too long for me but what saves it is the exchange of catty comments between the two. While they joke about each other, you'll see them hunker down, get serious and land that ear splitting hard slap. Neither woman backs down from the other and they trade off hit for hit, no matter how hard it is. Zeta's fair skin is so mottled red, you know that though Dakota's tanned skin doesn't show it well on camera, that she too must be bruising. Both lunge at each other and grab at each other's nipples and breasts. Now, if you really want to see breasts pulled and yanked and stretched and maltreated, you have to see this. I don't know how they can stand it. Dakota lets go first and slaps Zeta's thighs to break the hold but Zeta hangs on to one nipple and answers Dakota's slaps with her own. Zeta leads Dakota around a bit by the nipple until they latch onto each other again. Eventually the hold is broken and they get back to trading insults and slaps. That was impressive I must say! Lunging at each other this time they go for the hair. Playing a tug of war with each other's hair they try to get the other down and slap the hell of the other's breasts. Dakota actually seems to be getting the advantage this time until they both fall to the mat with Dakota on top, Zeta caught in a cross body scissors. We can't see Zeta's head but by her muffled replies we would think she's got something tasty between her teeth that Dakota isn't pushing too hard to pull away. Every time she pulls, Zeta clamps down harder. Zeta treats Dakota to a fanny splitting wedgie. Now Dakota starts to get the hang of things and slaps away at Zeta's skin. She rakes her long nails across her back leaving long red welts. They both find themselves in a no win situation and agree to break it off and start afresh.
Up on their feet again they trade off more slaps and comments. Don't get me wrong, this isn't boring at all, both beautiful women, topless slapping the begeesus out of the other's body. Dakota seems to have gained more confidence and is more relaxed as she goes after Zeta in this part of the match. She lunges at Zeta and grabs her by the hair. Zeta responds in kind and as they pull each other to the floor, Dakota finds herself on top of Zeta and tortures her breasts and slaps the hell out of her legs. She tries to get her opponent into a body scissors. On top of Zeta like doesn't mean you're out of trouble. The young lady tries to take advantage of the fact that Dakota's breast is only inches away from her face and tries to get a bite out of it. Dakota now has to fend off Zeta's yank on her hair, slaps to her skin and now her teeth of her breasts! Dakota manages to get Zeta in such a position where her arms are pinned back and her chest fully exposed. She delivers but the one blow to her breast in this position. Damn, this would have been a perfect show of dominance over the other! Zeta counters with rakes across the back, root yanking hair pulls and breast augering maulers. Dakota tries to counter all these but finds herself behind the curve a bit and tries to inflict more pain on her opponent. She finally manages to get a solid cross body scissors on Zeta and cranks down as hard as she can. you know she's doing damage when you see Zeta's hand go limp as she's concentrating on preventing her ribs from being crushed between her opponent's powerful thighs. They both have such a strong grip on each other's hair that you see their arms quivering from the strain.. ouch. Dakota rolls over with Zeta caught in a cross chest scissors and this delivers enough leverage and pressure to cause Zeta to submit. You know THAT had to hurt! I kid you not, a solid scissors can break ribs and you're best to know when to say 'GIVE" lest you hear some cracking noises.
So with one match apiece, Zeta decides she's well enough to continue the match. Carefully sizing each other up they face off and trade a few slaps before they latch onto the other and down they go. Breasts mauling galore, hair yanks to the max and long painful rakes of the thigh is in order for this segment of the battle. Dakota now delivers more to Zeta than ever before. She's on top of Zeta, almost as in a half headlock, hair pull with a leg scissors.. As the camera comes around to catch the action from a different angle, we catch the scene where Zeta as a mouth full of Dakota's breast and she ain't letting go at all!! Geesus H Croist! Nothing gentle there at all. Again, the more Dakota tries to push Zeta away, the more of her breast goes with it. Try as she may Dakota can't break the lock jaw grasp on her breast. Slapping, titty twisting, hair yanking nothing will break the toothy grasp of Zeta on her breast. She even tries to smother Zeta out but though you can hear Zeta breathing under the breast she's not letting go. Finally, Dakota rolls over carrying Zeta with her and gets her into a body scissors once again but Zeta still has her teeth on Dakota's breast. You can foresee Dakota's next move to get Zeta off her breast. And Zeta knows what it is so she's fighting it all the way! In this position she maneuvers around gets Zeta caught in a solidly applied cross body scissors and crunches down on her previously injured rib and that's the end of it. You can see the teeth marks on Dakota's left breast where Zeta was munching down on it.
For two ladies who didn't know much about each other before the match they certainly know a lot more now. Though the action might have been slow paced in some areas of the match, the intensity more than made up for it. Slow to start, Dakota made one hell of a good show for herself against the veteran Zeta. Just a well placed rib crushing scissors is all it took to separate the winner from the loser in this case. You have to hand it to Zeta however as she went back in for the 3rd round. Two gorgeous women in great shape with great shapes always make it a good match but when you throw in the intensity these two have, it's the making of a great video. I certainly hope to see more of Dakota in the future. She's got the talent, she's got the strength and tenacity for it. You can see more of Dakota at her own site at www.wrestledakota.com. I hope there will be a rematch so Zeta can get another crack at this gorgeous and talented woman.
If you're a breast mauling fan and a hair pulling fan who simply loves sheer determination in their fighters, this is the tape for you. I can easily give this tape a 8 star rating for what it offers. Be sure to check out the other Zeta matches at Tanya Kicks. This gal has a huge following because of her endearing personality and her abilities.
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