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QUARTER – FINALS

MATCH # 10

ILONA vs. PATRICK

Ted picks up the microphone, “ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OUR NEXT MATCH PITS THE SCIENTIFIC STYLE AGAINST THE “THERE ARE NO RULES “ STYLE OF WRESTLING. THIS IS A ONE FALL, NO TIME LIMIT, NO D.Q., SUBMISSION OR K.O. ONLY, QUARTER FINAL MATCH. COMING DOWN THE AISLE IS – PATRICK. He is wearing Kelly Green Speedos, White Satin Jacket with green trim, Knee high Kelly Green boots with white shamrocks on the side. He is smiling and waving to the crowd on his way to the ring. Patrick slides under the bottom rope into the ring and goes to his corner .Ted continues, “ HIS OPPONENT

FROM RUSSIA AND DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR MODIFYING

SOME RULES TO PROTECT THE AUDIENCE AND PARTICAPANTS.

SHE IS - ILONA. Ilona makes her way towards the ring, staring intently at Patrick like a Lioness checking out her dinner. She is wearing a sheer Blood Red Teddy showing a shaved mound. Black Sheer Wrap, Blood Red Ankle high Athletic Shoes. She reaches the ring climbs in a deliberate fashion up the stairs into the ring. One of her many mind games to psyche out her opponents. She slowly walks to her corner and waits. Brenda calls them to the middle of the ring. Patrick walks to the middle of the ring. Ilona remains in her corner and says, “ no - start the match - bitch! “ Patrick says he understands and returns to his corner.

The bell rings. Patrick cautiously approaches Ilona. She remains in her corner leaning into the post in an almost bored manner. Ilona smiles at him and makes no aggressive move towards him rests her arms on the top ropes.

She keeps drawing him in closer and closer Patrick moves in. He challenges her to a test of strength; she just laughs at him, He tries to go for a collar elbow; she winks at him. Patrick is frustrated and charges her. Ilona rewards Patrick for his lack of patience by a front snap kick to his balls.

He drops like a rock. Ilona pokes him in the eyes. Patrick is in agony.

His balls are on fire and he is blinded, He is rolling around on the mat at her feet. She is still leaning into the corner laughing sadistically. She mutters to herself, “Time to punch the timecard “. Like a cobra, she strikes fast, quick and hard. Ilona begins to stomp Patrick over and over. She spreads his legs and stomps his balls over and over. The match is 5 minutes old and Patrick is out of it. She moves his head back and drops a knee on his throat. He gags, trying to catch his breath Brenda moves in to ask Patrick if he has had enough but Ilona won’t let her get near him. “ If you get one step closer – Brenda –YOUR NEXT!! - I WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU MAY ASK HIM!!” Patrick is still having trouble getting his breath back.

Ilona gets behind him and cinches in a chokehold. She whispers something in his ear. He shakes their heads no over and over. She places an Ear Nerve hold on Patrick that feels like someone has put a branding iron to his brain. The pain is so intense that no sound leaves his mouth. All the while

She is kissing the back of his neck and continues to whisper in his ear. Finally, he shakes his head yes! She maintains the hold without putting pressure and instructs him to continue. Patrick unlaces his boots and works them off with his feet. He does the same with his socks .the crowd is yelling and laughing. He then lowers his speedos and lets them drop to the mat .He steps out of them. He has a full erection, all 8 inches is standing vulnerable

To attack. Ilona changes her arm positions and executes the “COBRA CLUTCH”! Patrick sinks to his knees, as his Penis seems to push towards the overhead lights. While she is applying the hold, she is kissing him on the cheek, licking his ear and whispering, “IT WILL SOON BE OVER. “ He is scared out of his mind and wonders where the Brenda is. Everything is becoming dreamlike to Patrick as he drifts off to unconsciousness. Ilona backs off on the Cobra Clutch just enough to allow a little blood into his brain and again whispers something in his ear. Patrick screams, “NO- NO- NO!” She changes arm positions and clamps on the Ear Nerve Hold again.

He screams, “OK –YES - JUST STOP!” She switches arm positions back

To a Cobra Clutch; ready to reapply it when the time is right. She moves Patrick to the center of the ring. He drops to his knees and begins to masturbate. The crowd cheers him own. He ejaculates into his hand. With a dejected looks into Ilona ‘s eyes and rubs it on his face. She kisses him on the forehead and reapplies the Cobra Clutch with a vengeance. He slowly

Drifts off. Total darkness covers him like a shroud. Brenda approaches and lifts his hand ten times and it falls ten times. Brenda calls for the bell and tells Ilona to break the hold; which to everyone’s surprise – does.

The paramedics approach the ring to administer aid to Patrick. Brenda raises Ilona hand. Ted picks up the microphone, “ IN 14 MINUTES AND 26 SECONDS, THE WINNER BY K.O. USING THE COBRA CLUTCH

IS: ILONA. Ilona watches as an unconscious Patrick is taken up the aisle on a stretcher to the ambulance.